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Title: The last dragon
Author: Dan Totheroh
Illustrator: Eleanor Osborn Eadie
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Title: The last dragon
Author: Dan Totheroh
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THE LAST DRAGON
DAN TOTHEROH
DAN TOTHEROH
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The Last Dragon
By
DAN TOTHEROH
Author of “DAVID HOTFOOT”
Illustrated by
ELEANOR OSBORN EADIE
NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
By
DAN TOTHEROH
Author of “DAVID HOTFOOT”
Illustrated by
ELEANOR OSBORN EADIE
NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
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COPYRIGHT, 1927,
By GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
THE LAST DRAGON
—A—
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
By GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
THE LAST DRAGON
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PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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TO KAY
WHO FIRST SAW
THE LAST DRAGON
WHO FIRST SAW
THE LAST DRAGON
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CONTENTS
CHAPTER PAGE
I The Meadow and the Woodlot 13
II Peter Enters the Woodlot 23
III Mr. Dragon Meets the Children 30
IV Grandma Meets the Dragon 44
V Goodbye, Dragon 57
VI The Dragon Taps on the Window 64
VII Going Backwards 74
VIII Crubby 85
IX The Enchanted Silver Toes 97
X Allan the Armorer 110
XI On the King’s Great Highway 116
XII Peter Goes to the Fair and What He Finds There 126
XIII The Princess with Toes of Silver 137
XIV Peter and Mig, the Magician 151
XV On Toward Giggletown 159
XVI Dallahan 164
XVII Once More on the King’s Great Highway 168
XVIII Back Again 179
CHAPTER PAGE
I The Meadow and the Woodlot 13
II Peter Enters the Woodlot 23
III Mr. Dragon Meets the Children 30
IV Grandma Meets the Dragon 44
V Goodbye, Dragon 57
VI The Dragon Taps on the Window 64
VII Going Backwards 74
VIII Crubby 85
IX The Enchanted Silver Toes 97
X Allan the Armorer 110
XI On the King’s Great Highway 116
XII Peter Goes to the Fair and What He Finds There 126
XIII The Princess with Toes of Silver 137
XIV Peter and Mig, the Magician 151
XV On Toward Giggletown 159
XVI Dallahan 164
XVII Once More on the King’s Great Highway 168
XVIII Back Again 179
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ILLUSTRATIONS
PAGE
“On with ye Fight!” 25
“Look at Them Running from Me” 33
Grandma 45
Peter Was Standing on the Dragon’s Neck 78
Silver Toes Escapes from the Old Witch 106
Grandma and the Children Come to Be Measured for Suits of
Mail 111
Beppo Balances Peter’s Sword on His Chin 130
“Yes, You Have Me Always, Dear Dragon!” 183
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“On with ye Fight!” 25
“Look at Them Running from Me” 33
Grandma 45
Peter Was Standing on the Dragon’s Neck 78
Silver Toes Escapes from the Old Witch 106
Grandma and the Children Come to Be Measured for Suits of
Mail 111
Beppo Balances Peter’s Sword on His Chin 130
“Yes, You Have Me Always, Dear Dragon!” 183
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THE LAST DRAGON
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THE LAST DRAGON
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CHAPTER I
THE MEADOW AND THE WOODLOT
THE meadow and the adjoining woodlot were just right for valiant knights
and fair ladies that springy Saturday afternoon. The meadow, soft and green
and open, was right for the pavilion where the jousting match could take
place,—the big beech tree at the far, sun-rising end made such a delightful
canopy over the king’s judgment throne—and then after the bout, and the
victorious knight was sent forth to do battle with the dragon, there was no
more mysterious lurking place for a coily, fire-breathing beast than the
shadowy woodlot with its thick thimble berry thicket; its black cave under
the drippy spring-shelf, and its close-grown oaks and maples.
Indeed, there was always something terrifying to the children about the
woodlot, even when the sun pierced through its wall of branches and leaves.
The thimble berry thicket had never been completely explored, and as for
the oozy cave—well, Johnathan had ventured in as far as the first bend
once, holding a bit of lighted candle, but the candle had been blown out,
and he had rushed back to wide-eyed Peter and Janet Jane who had stayed
outside, peering in at the cave’s black mouth.
Johnathan, when he could get his breath, vowed he saw something strange
around the bend, just before the candle flickered out, but Johnathan had a
vivid imagination (it was he who made-up all the plays and all the games
that took place in the meadow and spilled over into the woodlot on
Saturdays) and whether he really did see something strange around the bend
or had just imagined it, Peter and Janet Jane could not be sure. Their mother
said he had just imagined it, of course! “What nonsense, Johnathan! You’re
too old to imagine such things! No wonder you were so poor in arithmetic
this month!” Johnathan really didn’t see the connection.
But that wasn’t all about the woodlot! Peter, just six, said he had heard a
lion roaring in the thimble berry thicket one stilly evening when he had
gone back to find his lost cap in the meadow, but then Peter had a generous
share of imagination too. “Lions are only in Africa or in a circus,” Janet
Jane had said with feminine authority, but Peter replied in his well-known
THE MEADOW AND THE WOODLOT
THE meadow and the adjoining woodlot were just right for valiant knights
and fair ladies that springy Saturday afternoon. The meadow, soft and green
and open, was right for the pavilion where the jousting match could take
place,—the big beech tree at the far, sun-rising end made such a delightful
canopy over the king’s judgment throne—and then after the bout, and the
victorious knight was sent forth to do battle with the dragon, there was no
more mysterious lurking place for a coily, fire-breathing beast than the
shadowy woodlot with its thick thimble berry thicket; its black cave under
the drippy spring-shelf, and its close-grown oaks and maples.
Indeed, there was always something terrifying to the children about the
woodlot, even when the sun pierced through its wall of branches and leaves.
The thimble berry thicket had never been completely explored, and as for
the oozy cave—well, Johnathan had ventured in as far as the first bend
once, holding a bit of lighted candle, but the candle had been blown out,
and he had rushed back to wide-eyed Peter and Janet Jane who had stayed
outside, peering in at the cave’s black mouth.
Johnathan, when he could get his breath, vowed he saw something strange
around the bend, just before the candle flickered out, but Johnathan had a
vivid imagination (it was he who made-up all the plays and all the games
that took place in the meadow and spilled over into the woodlot on
Saturdays) and whether he really did see something strange around the bend
or had just imagined it, Peter and Janet Jane could not be sure. Their mother
said he had just imagined it, of course! “What nonsense, Johnathan! You’re
too old to imagine such things! No wonder you were so poor in arithmetic
this month!” Johnathan really didn’t see the connection.
But that wasn’t all about the woodlot! Peter, just six, said he had heard a
lion roaring in the thimble berry thicket one stilly evening when he had
gone back to find his lost cap in the meadow, but then Peter had a generous
share of imagination too. “Lions are only in Africa or in a circus,” Janet
Jane had said with feminine authority, but Peter replied in his well-known
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lisp and with his head cocked, that there was no good reason why a lion
couldn’t be found in a thimble berry thicket just as well as a badger or a
chipmunk, and no amount of argument could convince him otherwise.
Suppose lions didn’t eat thimble berries? Couldn’t one have been in the
thicket for some other reason, or couldn’t one have been there for no reason
at all? Why should there always be a reason for things? Peter liked to go
places for no reason. Maybe lions did too!
Janet Jane pretended to be skeptical about the possibility of unknown and
terrifying things lurking in the woodlot, until one morning early, having
gone alone to the meadow to find mushroom buttons, she had seen a pixie
stick his head out and grin broadly at her, wriggling his pointed ears like a
rabbit at the same time. As Janet Jane stared at him, another pixie, wearing
a pink sunbonnet, although he looked very much like a boy-pixie,
otherwise, bobbed up over the first pixie’s shoulder and wriggled his long
nose at her, just like a rabbit too.
Then Janet Jane, who stood rooted to the spot with astonishment, declared
that the two pixies began to sing, one in tenor and one in bass. Strangely
enough, she remembered the words of the song. It went:
Butter and eggs, butter and eggs,
Mushroom buttons and spider legs.
Mix them up and bake them brown,
And you’ll have a dish that will tempt the town.
Now, this sounded suspicious to Johnathan because Janet Jane was just
learning to cook, and she was always singing receipts, and some of her
proposed dishes were queer indeed. Therefore, it was strange that the two
pixies she saw that early morning should sing receipts too, but Janet Jane
said, “Not at all!” They were doing it just to poke fun at her. Pixies always
poked fun, anyhow. They were like brownies in that respect, and not at all
like fairies who are too well brought up to poke fun.
They sang the song through twice with a different tune each time, and after
that Janet Jane managed to say, “Shooo!” at the pixies, and they had
vanished into the woodlot. Stooping to pick up her spilled mushroom
basket, Janet Jane heard the rude fellows laughing at her—Oh, high, shrill
laughter like a tree-squirrel’s bark.
couldn’t be found in a thimble berry thicket just as well as a badger or a
chipmunk, and no amount of argument could convince him otherwise.
Suppose lions didn’t eat thimble berries? Couldn’t one have been in the
thicket for some other reason, or couldn’t one have been there for no reason
at all? Why should there always be a reason for things? Peter liked to go
places for no reason. Maybe lions did too!
Janet Jane pretended to be skeptical about the possibility of unknown and
terrifying things lurking in the woodlot, until one morning early, having
gone alone to the meadow to find mushroom buttons, she had seen a pixie
stick his head out and grin broadly at her, wriggling his pointed ears like a
rabbit at the same time. As Janet Jane stared at him, another pixie, wearing
a pink sunbonnet, although he looked very much like a boy-pixie,
otherwise, bobbed up over the first pixie’s shoulder and wriggled his long
nose at her, just like a rabbit too.
Then Janet Jane, who stood rooted to the spot with astonishment, declared
that the two pixies began to sing, one in tenor and one in bass. Strangely
enough, she remembered the words of the song. It went:
Butter and eggs, butter and eggs,
Mushroom buttons and spider legs.
Mix them up and bake them brown,
And you’ll have a dish that will tempt the town.
Now, this sounded suspicious to Johnathan because Janet Jane was just
learning to cook, and she was always singing receipts, and some of her
proposed dishes were queer indeed. Therefore, it was strange that the two
pixies she saw that early morning should sing receipts too, but Janet Jane
said, “Not at all!” They were doing it just to poke fun at her. Pixies always
poked fun, anyhow. They were like brownies in that respect, and not at all
like fairies who are too well brought up to poke fun.
They sang the song through twice with a different tune each time, and after
that Janet Jane managed to say, “Shooo!” at the pixies, and they had
vanished into the woodlot. Stooping to pick up her spilled mushroom
basket, Janet Jane heard the rude fellows laughing at her—Oh, high, shrill
laughter like a tree-squirrel’s bark.
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So you see, since Janet Jane was sure she had seen the pixies, and since
Peter was sure he had heard the lion, and Johnathan was sure of something
mysterious in the cave, around the first bend, there was no doubt that the
woodlot was terrifying, and that the victorious knight who ventured into it
with drawn wooden sword was almost sure to meet with adventure.
It was just after breakfast that memorable Saturday morning when the
children congregated in the soft, green and open meadow sprinkled with
cowslips and Johnny-jump-ups. The little troop broke through the willow
clump at the sunsetting end of the meadow, and advanced solemnly in the
direction of the big beech tree where the king’s throne was already waiting.
Johnathan and Billy Rose had fixed it after school on Friday.
Their appearance scattered two chubby meadow mice into a desperate rush
for their holes, and a flock of Jenny wrens fled chittering, indignant at being
disturbed, like little gray ladies at a tea party. There was quite an impressive
procession advancing toward the king’s throne. It had formed at the back
door of the Baxter house, under the alert eyes of Grandma, watching from
her upstairs window, and led by Johnathan who of course was king, King
Arthur, no less, it wound through the rose garden, up the lane past the fish
pond, over the creek bridge, through the truck garden, skirted the barn and
wriggling through the orchard it bobbed its ten small heads to escape hitting
the low branches of the willow clump, filing through a tunnel of green
leaves to the open spaces of the dewy meadow.
Yes, there were ten in that procession, including the Irish setter named Nap,
and the airedale named Jerry. First, as we said before, there was Johnathan
Baxter, King Arthur, dressed in the green and red portiere with tassels, that
had graced so many courtly ceremonies. The paper crown was on the kingly
head, and in the royal hand was the oak-wood scepter. Close on his
majesty’s heels walked her majesty, Queen Guinevere, Janet Jane Baxter,
resplendent in a long pink mother hubbard, one of Mrs. Baxter’s cast-off
garments, made theatrical and queenly by the silver paper stars that were
pinned around the hem. Following her was Susan Oliver, five years old,
bearing up the queen’s train, a child with eyes like mulberries and a blue-
black cloud of hair. She was pouting because she felt it was her turn to be
the queen, and before the procession started it was very doubtful if she
would play at all. The promise of queenship next Saturday finally quieted
her, although she carried the train with a disdainful air that ruined the
Peter was sure he had heard the lion, and Johnathan was sure of something
mysterious in the cave, around the first bend, there was no doubt that the
woodlot was terrifying, and that the victorious knight who ventured into it
with drawn wooden sword was almost sure to meet with adventure.
It was just after breakfast that memorable Saturday morning when the
children congregated in the soft, green and open meadow sprinkled with
cowslips and Johnny-jump-ups. The little troop broke through the willow
clump at the sunsetting end of the meadow, and advanced solemnly in the
direction of the big beech tree where the king’s throne was already waiting.
Johnathan and Billy Rose had fixed it after school on Friday.
Their appearance scattered two chubby meadow mice into a desperate rush
for their holes, and a flock of Jenny wrens fled chittering, indignant at being
disturbed, like little gray ladies at a tea party. There was quite an impressive
procession advancing toward the king’s throne. It had formed at the back
door of the Baxter house, under the alert eyes of Grandma, watching from
her upstairs window, and led by Johnathan who of course was king, King
Arthur, no less, it wound through the rose garden, up the lane past the fish
pond, over the creek bridge, through the truck garden, skirted the barn and
wriggling through the orchard it bobbed its ten small heads to escape hitting
the low branches of the willow clump, filing through a tunnel of green
leaves to the open spaces of the dewy meadow.
Yes, there were ten in that procession, including the Irish setter named Nap,
and the airedale named Jerry. First, as we said before, there was Johnathan
Baxter, King Arthur, dressed in the green and red portiere with tassels, that
had graced so many courtly ceremonies. The paper crown was on the kingly
head, and in the royal hand was the oak-wood scepter. Close on his
majesty’s heels walked her majesty, Queen Guinevere, Janet Jane Baxter,
resplendent in a long pink mother hubbard, one of Mrs. Baxter’s cast-off
garments, made theatrical and queenly by the silver paper stars that were
pinned around the hem. Following her was Susan Oliver, five years old,
bearing up the queen’s train, a child with eyes like mulberries and a blue-
black cloud of hair. She was pouting because she felt it was her turn to be
the queen, and before the procession started it was very doubtful if she
would play at all. The promise of queenship next Saturday finally quieted
her, although she carried the train with a disdainful air that ruined the
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dignity of the queen, since it dragged the ground on one side and looped up
too far on the other, showing the queen’s long, spindly legs.
After Susan Oliver came the two knights carrying their wooden swords, the
chubby and blond-curled Peter Baxter as Sir Launcelot, and the taller and
older Billy Rose as Sir Galahad. They walked heads high, little noses up,
wearing tin-can armor with pride. Their broomstick horses were waiting for
them, tied to saplings under the beech tree.
Directly behind the knights was the public, three small girls, Mary, Kath
and Polly, who were allowed to furnish their own costumes. Mary wore
fluffy skirts like a bare-back rider; Kath dragged a green train that rivalled
the queen’s in length and caused a serious argument before the procession
started, and Polly’s seven years were lost in a riding suit of her mother’s,
with boots that might have belonged to the famous Puss.
The procession went twice around the meadow, stopping after the second
circuit before the throne. King Arthur took his seat on a bench covered with
a piece of red, white and blue bunting, and his queen sat down beside him.
The pouting Susan Oliver stood behind the queen and stared down at the
top of her sandy head. Sandy hair wasn’t nearly as nice for a queen as black
hair—no, not nearly! Susan was supposed to fan the queen, but she had
purposely forgotten the fan, which is as much as we’ll say right here
regarding Susan’s disposition. The public of three scattered itself right and
left of the throne and took postures of deep interest.
After a silence, the king rose and pushing back his crown that had worked
down over his eyes, he spoke in tones that seemed to arise from his shoes,
his chin pressed down against his throat to produce the effect. “On with ye
fight, and the victor will enter yonder forest to slew ye dragon who has been
spreading terror and destruction through out ye countryside.”
He sat down, and the queen smiled at him and said, “Ye spoke well, O
King,” but the king did not answer her. A queen should never speak in
public unless the king asked her a question, and then she should only reply
in as few words as possible.
At the king’s command, the knights drew their swords and pointed them
down to the ground and bowed very low to the king. Then they went to the
saplings and untied their horses and mounted them. The fiery steeds leaped
too far on the other, showing the queen’s long, spindly legs.
After Susan Oliver came the two knights carrying their wooden swords, the
chubby and blond-curled Peter Baxter as Sir Launcelot, and the taller and
older Billy Rose as Sir Galahad. They walked heads high, little noses up,
wearing tin-can armor with pride. Their broomstick horses were waiting for
them, tied to saplings under the beech tree.
Directly behind the knights was the public, three small girls, Mary, Kath
and Polly, who were allowed to furnish their own costumes. Mary wore
fluffy skirts like a bare-back rider; Kath dragged a green train that rivalled
the queen’s in length and caused a serious argument before the procession
started, and Polly’s seven years were lost in a riding suit of her mother’s,
with boots that might have belonged to the famous Puss.
The procession went twice around the meadow, stopping after the second
circuit before the throne. King Arthur took his seat on a bench covered with
a piece of red, white and blue bunting, and his queen sat down beside him.
The pouting Susan Oliver stood behind the queen and stared down at the
top of her sandy head. Sandy hair wasn’t nearly as nice for a queen as black
hair—no, not nearly! Susan was supposed to fan the queen, but she had
purposely forgotten the fan, which is as much as we’ll say right here
regarding Susan’s disposition. The public of three scattered itself right and
left of the throne and took postures of deep interest.
After a silence, the king rose and pushing back his crown that had worked
down over his eyes, he spoke in tones that seemed to arise from his shoes,
his chin pressed down against his throat to produce the effect. “On with ye
fight, and the victor will enter yonder forest to slew ye dragon who has been
spreading terror and destruction through out ye countryside.”
He sat down, and the queen smiled at him and said, “Ye spoke well, O
King,” but the king did not answer her. A queen should never speak in
public unless the king asked her a question, and then she should only reply
in as few words as possible.
At the king’s command, the knights drew their swords and pointed them
down to the ground and bowed very low to the king. Then they went to the
saplings and untied their horses and mounted them. The fiery steeds leaped
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up and down and nearly threw the knights off, and the grass of the meadow
was torn up by whirling feet.
“Quiet with ye horses and on with ye fight!” finally commanded the king
and at once, just as if they understood, the horses calmed down, and the
knights drew apart, lifting their swords to wait for the final signal from
King Arthur.
King Arthur stood up; raised his hand; held it steady for a breathless
moment; then let it drop quickly to his side. The public showed renewed
interest. The blond and chubby knight, Sir Launcelot, made the first dash
for his opponent. The wooden swords clashed and the furious battle was on.
was torn up by whirling feet.
“Quiet with ye horses and on with ye fight!” finally commanded the king
and at once, just as if they understood, the horses calmed down, and the
knights drew apart, lifting their swords to wait for the final signal from
King Arthur.
King Arthur stood up; raised his hand; held it steady for a breathless
moment; then let it drop quickly to his side. The public showed renewed
interest. The blond and chubby knight, Sir Launcelot, made the first dash
for his opponent. The wooden swords clashed and the furious battle was on.
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CHAPTER II
PETER ENTERS THE WOODLOT
ALTHOUGH the opponents were so unevenly matched, the fight was an
exciting one and not a bit one-sided. Small Peter fought with tiger ferocity
and a definite show of assurance, for it had been arranged before hand that
Sir Launcelot should win. Galahad had won the Saturday before.
With a sturdy lunge of his wooden sword, Peter unhorsed Billy Rose who
executed a trick fall and lay on his back, legs and arms in the air like some
huge beetle turned over on its shell. Peter was on him in a moment; drove
home the sword; pulled it out and wiped away the gore on his sky-blue
cape.
Billy Rose did a spectacular death scene consisting of many kicks and
contortions, adding much to the pleasure of the court and the public. It was
a very long death scene, many minutes elapsing before Sir Galahad was
quiet enough for the victorious Sir Launcelot to put his foot on the corpse
and raise his sword to the king in salute.
“Go ye now into the forest and find ye dragon that eats every week a
maiden from our smiling village!” commanded the great king Arthur, and
Sir Launcelot bowed and stalked away toward the thick foliage of the
woodlot.
It was strange and terrifying that at the moment the chubby Peter reached
the first maple, the one that breaks from the group and runs out into the
meadow, a cloud, very black and heavy, passed over the sun, swimming up
out of nowhere in an otherwise clear blue sky. A wind sighed through the
maple leaves and whispered about something all through the thimble berry
thicket. The meadow darkened. Peter’s hand tightened on his sword. He
looked straight before him; then looked back. The court and the public and
his rival, Sir Galahad, and the two dogs seemed to be miles and miles away
—shadowy, blurred figures. Peter felt all alone in the big world and very
small. What chance would he have against that lion he had heard roaring in
the thicket that fearful evening? Oh, but he had his sword. Didn’t he always
PETER ENTERS THE WOODLOT
ALTHOUGH the opponents were so unevenly matched, the fight was an
exciting one and not a bit one-sided. Small Peter fought with tiger ferocity
and a definite show of assurance, for it had been arranged before hand that
Sir Launcelot should win. Galahad had won the Saturday before.
With a sturdy lunge of his wooden sword, Peter unhorsed Billy Rose who
executed a trick fall and lay on his back, legs and arms in the air like some
huge beetle turned over on its shell. Peter was on him in a moment; drove
home the sword; pulled it out and wiped away the gore on his sky-blue
cape.
Billy Rose did a spectacular death scene consisting of many kicks and
contortions, adding much to the pleasure of the court and the public. It was
a very long death scene, many minutes elapsing before Sir Galahad was
quiet enough for the victorious Sir Launcelot to put his foot on the corpse
and raise his sword to the king in salute.
“Go ye now into the forest and find ye dragon that eats every week a
maiden from our smiling village!” commanded the great king Arthur, and
Sir Launcelot bowed and stalked away toward the thick foliage of the
woodlot.
It was strange and terrifying that at the moment the chubby Peter reached
the first maple, the one that breaks from the group and runs out into the
meadow, a cloud, very black and heavy, passed over the sun, swimming up
out of nowhere in an otherwise clear blue sky. A wind sighed through the
maple leaves and whispered about something all through the thimble berry
thicket. The meadow darkened. Peter’s hand tightened on his sword. He
looked straight before him; then looked back. The court and the public and
his rival, Sir Galahad, and the two dogs seemed to be miles and miles away
—shadowy, blurred figures. Peter felt all alone in the big world and very
small. What chance would he have against that lion he had heard roaring in
the thicket that fearful evening? Oh, but he had his sword. Didn’t he always
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want to do noble deeds? Didn’t he envy Johnathan because Johnathan was a
Boy Scout and did a good deed every day? To kill a lion would be a good
deed, wouldn’t it, that is if the lion were aching to eat somebody, right at
that moment. Of course, if the lion were minding his own business, that
would be different. Again Peter looked forward; again looked back.
Boy Scout and did a good deed every day? To kill a lion would be a good
deed, wouldn’t it, that is if the lion were aching to eat somebody, right at
that moment. Of course, if the lion were minding his own business, that
would be different. Again Peter looked forward; again looked back.
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“ON WITH YE FIGHT!”
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King Arthur pointed with his scepter and like a voice in a dream came his
command: “Pause not, Sir Launcelot! Go kill ye dragon!”
“All right, King,” replied Peter in a tiny, trembly voice, and advanced a few
more steps.
He passed the maple; passed the second maple; passed the third. He was in
the woodlot now, almost hidden from his companions. How very still it
was. The wind had finished whispering to the thimble berry thicket and had
frisked away. Not a leaf stirred any place. Far off, Peter could hear the
dripping of the spring. He thought of the black cave and of what Johnathan
had told him about the strange something around the first bend. He paused,
hearing his heart beating.
To give himself courage, he spoke aloud, addressing himself in that well-
known lisp: “Go on, Peter Baxter. Don’t be scared. Don’t you know that
there’s no more dwagons? In the whole, whole world there’s not a dwagon
any place. They’re all dead.”
But even as he spoke he doubted the truth of his words. If there were pixies
there could be dragons. Why should all the dragons be dead? People went
on living and dragons were dead. To small Peter, dragons seemed much
more important than people. Yes, somehow, somewhere dragons lived, and
there was no reason to doubt that a dragon might live in the shadowy
woodlot along with the lion and the pixies.
Peter’s feet ventured down the twisting path that would eventually arrive at
the spring, and found himself safely past the thimble berry thicket. That was
a relief. Nothing had broken the silence save the barking of Jerry, the
airedale, and that was a comforting sound. Still, he wondered why Jerry and
Nap had not followed him. They usually did. That was strange!
Now, here was the spring and the drippy, over-hanging shelf of stones and
black earth, all sewn together with tiny root-threads, and right beyond the
shelf was the entrance of the cave! Small Peter planted his stocky legs
before the black hole; gulped once or twice; mustered up all his courage and
spoke in a squeaking lisp that was meant to be a rumbling growl. “Come
forth, Dwagon!” His wooden sword was clutched tightly in his little hand.
Nothing happened so Peter repeated his command: “Come forth, Dwagon!”
command: “Pause not, Sir Launcelot! Go kill ye dragon!”
“All right, King,” replied Peter in a tiny, trembly voice, and advanced a few
more steps.
He passed the maple; passed the second maple; passed the third. He was in
the woodlot now, almost hidden from his companions. How very still it
was. The wind had finished whispering to the thimble berry thicket and had
frisked away. Not a leaf stirred any place. Far off, Peter could hear the
dripping of the spring. He thought of the black cave and of what Johnathan
had told him about the strange something around the first bend. He paused,
hearing his heart beating.
To give himself courage, he spoke aloud, addressing himself in that well-
known lisp: “Go on, Peter Baxter. Don’t be scared. Don’t you know that
there’s no more dwagons? In the whole, whole world there’s not a dwagon
any place. They’re all dead.”
But even as he spoke he doubted the truth of his words. If there were pixies
there could be dragons. Why should all the dragons be dead? People went
on living and dragons were dead. To small Peter, dragons seemed much
more important than people. Yes, somehow, somewhere dragons lived, and
there was no reason to doubt that a dragon might live in the shadowy
woodlot along with the lion and the pixies.
Peter’s feet ventured down the twisting path that would eventually arrive at
the spring, and found himself safely past the thimble berry thicket. That was
a relief. Nothing had broken the silence save the barking of Jerry, the
airedale, and that was a comforting sound. Still, he wondered why Jerry and
Nap had not followed him. They usually did. That was strange!
Now, here was the spring and the drippy, over-hanging shelf of stones and
black earth, all sewn together with tiny root-threads, and right beyond the
shelf was the entrance of the cave! Small Peter planted his stocky legs
before the black hole; gulped once or twice; mustered up all his courage and
spoke in a squeaking lisp that was meant to be a rumbling growl. “Come
forth, Dwagon!” His wooden sword was clutched tightly in his little hand.
Nothing happened so Peter repeated his command: “Come forth, Dwagon!”
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Still nothing happened and becoming more bold, Peter stepped closer to the
cave’s mouth; thrust his sword into the hole and rumbling it at last, cried for
the third time, “Come forth, Dwagon!”
A long-drawn hissing sound answered him. He fell back. The hissing sound
died. What was the matter with him? His imagination was doing strange
things. He hadn’t really heard a hissing sound. He hadn’t really heard
anything.
Well, he had done his duty. He had called three times and nothing had
happened. He would return to the court and tell his story to the king. He
was turning to go, when there issued from the hole a deep, deep sigh; then a
yawn and then another deep, deep sigh. Before Peter even had time to think,
the deep, deep sigh ended in the most entrancing little chuckle, and two
fiery eyes blazed in the hole. A long green nose was thrust slowly forth,
followed by a broad and lazy smile. The eyes came into the daylight. The
fire faded out of them. They were a soft, light blue, like the sky, and looked
as if they had just opened from a deep and dreamless sleep.
“Did you call me, little boy?” asked the dragon, as yards and yards of him,
bright green like the meadow grass, oozed from the cave.
“Y-yes-yes, sir, I did,” gasped Peter, “but—but I didn’t think—”
The dragon continued to smile, oh, so sweetly, and tears gathered in his
light blue eyes. “You didn’t think dragons lived any more,” he sighed,
stretching out his great gold claws like a sleepy cat, “and you’re almost
right, because I am the last dragon in all the world”—and two big tears the
size of cups of clear water, dropped to the ground.
cave’s mouth; thrust his sword into the hole and rumbling it at last, cried for
the third time, “Come forth, Dwagon!”
A long-drawn hissing sound answered him. He fell back. The hissing sound
died. What was the matter with him? His imagination was doing strange
things. He hadn’t really heard a hissing sound. He hadn’t really heard
anything.
Well, he had done his duty. He had called three times and nothing had
happened. He would return to the court and tell his story to the king. He
was turning to go, when there issued from the hole a deep, deep sigh; then a
yawn and then another deep, deep sigh. Before Peter even had time to think,
the deep, deep sigh ended in the most entrancing little chuckle, and two
fiery eyes blazed in the hole. A long green nose was thrust slowly forth,
followed by a broad and lazy smile. The eyes came into the daylight. The
fire faded out of them. They were a soft, light blue, like the sky, and looked
as if they had just opened from a deep and dreamless sleep.
“Did you call me, little boy?” asked the dragon, as yards and yards of him,
bright green like the meadow grass, oozed from the cave.
“Y-yes-yes, sir, I did,” gasped Peter, “but—but I didn’t think—”
The dragon continued to smile, oh, so sweetly, and tears gathered in his
light blue eyes. “You didn’t think dragons lived any more,” he sighed,
stretching out his great gold claws like a sleepy cat, “and you’re almost
right, because I am the last dragon in all the world”—and two big tears the
size of cups of clear water, dropped to the ground.
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CHAPTER III
MR. DRAGON MEETS THE CHILDREN
“I WONDER what’s keeping Peter so long in the woodlot?” wondered
Janet Jane, remembering the pixie in the pink sunbonnet.
“I don’t know,” said Johnathan, remembering the strange something he had
sensed behind the bend in the black cave.
“I bet he’s eating thimble berries,” guessed Billy Rose who was always
practical. “That’s no fair, you know.”
“I’m not going to play any more!” announced small Susan Oliver, tossing
her dark head and dropping the queen’s train. She was one of those children
who always cry and spoil the game just at the wrong moment.
“Let’s play something more exciting,” suggested Mary in the bare-back
rider’s costume. “How about circus?”
“No!” thundered Johnathan. “Wait till Sir Launcelot comes back. He’ll tell
us how he slew the dragon and that will be exciting enough.”
“I’m going right straight home,” wailed Susan Oliver, her face all puckered
up, just as though she had bitten into a crab apple.
“All right, if you go home, Susan Oliver, you won’t be Queen Guinevere
next Saturday!” began Janet Jane, when somebody shouted, “Here comes
Peter now!” And they all looked toward the woodlot.
There was Peter advancing with a very important stride, his sword clasped
firmly, a smile of triumph on his round, shining face. Nap, the setter, and
Jerry, the airedale, began to bark, their hair on end.
“Look! What’s that behind him?” cried Billy Rose.
“Where?”
“There!”
A gasp went up from all the children. “Why, it’s a—it’s a—”
MR. DRAGON MEETS THE CHILDREN
“I WONDER what’s keeping Peter so long in the woodlot?” wondered
Janet Jane, remembering the pixie in the pink sunbonnet.
“I don’t know,” said Johnathan, remembering the strange something he had
sensed behind the bend in the black cave.
“I bet he’s eating thimble berries,” guessed Billy Rose who was always
practical. “That’s no fair, you know.”
“I’m not going to play any more!” announced small Susan Oliver, tossing
her dark head and dropping the queen’s train. She was one of those children
who always cry and spoil the game just at the wrong moment.
“Let’s play something more exciting,” suggested Mary in the bare-back
rider’s costume. “How about circus?”
“No!” thundered Johnathan. “Wait till Sir Launcelot comes back. He’ll tell
us how he slew the dragon and that will be exciting enough.”
“I’m going right straight home,” wailed Susan Oliver, her face all puckered
up, just as though she had bitten into a crab apple.
“All right, if you go home, Susan Oliver, you won’t be Queen Guinevere
next Saturday!” began Janet Jane, when somebody shouted, “Here comes
Peter now!” And they all looked toward the woodlot.
There was Peter advancing with a very important stride, his sword clasped
firmly, a smile of triumph on his round, shining face. Nap, the setter, and
Jerry, the airedale, began to bark, their hair on end.
“Look! What’s that behind him?” cried Billy Rose.
“Where?”
“There!”
A gasp went up from all the children. “Why, it’s a—it’s a—”
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“It’s a real dragon!” squealed Janet Jane, and the rest of them took it up
—“A real dragon! A real dragon!”
Susan Oliver opened her mouth like a red O and began to scream. Nap and
Jerry fled, yelping. The group broke and began to run in all directions.
Peter stopped advancing and raised his sword over his curly head. “Hey,
Johnathan! Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Johnathan!”
Behind him, the last dragon chuckled. “Look at them running from me, just
like old times,” he said, with the slightest touch of pride in his voice; and
then in a tone tinged with melancholy, “If they only knew.”
On the edge of the meadow, the frightened children paused and looked
back, just to make sure they had really seen the dragon. They saw small
Peter sympathetically shake his blonde head and then reach over and pat the
dragon on his broad, green back.
Johnathan and Billy Rose were together near the willow clump, and
Johnathan said: “He looks like a very nice dragon, don’t you think?”
“Yes, and very tame,” agreed Billy. “He’s smiling, I believe.”
“Peter’s patting him!”
—“A real dragon! A real dragon!”
Susan Oliver opened her mouth like a red O and began to scream. Nap and
Jerry fled, yelping. The group broke and began to run in all directions.
Peter stopped advancing and raised his sword over his curly head. “Hey,
Johnathan! Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Johnathan!”
Behind him, the last dragon chuckled. “Look at them running from me, just
like old times,” he said, with the slightest touch of pride in his voice; and
then in a tone tinged with melancholy, “If they only knew.”
On the edge of the meadow, the frightened children paused and looked
back, just to make sure they had really seen the dragon. They saw small
Peter sympathetically shake his blonde head and then reach over and pat the
dragon on his broad, green back.
Johnathan and Billy Rose were together near the willow clump, and
Johnathan said: “He looks like a very nice dragon, don’t you think?”
“Yes, and very tame,” agreed Billy. “He’s smiling, I believe.”
“Peter’s patting him!”
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“LOOK AT THEM RUNNING FROM ME”
“He can’t be very vicious.”
“He can’t be very vicious.”
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“He doesn’t seem to breathe fire,” observed the well-informed Johnathan.
Peter called again. “Hey, Johnathan! Don’t run away!”
“I’m going back,” said Johnathan, sticking out his chest. “Come on, Billy.”
“Sure! Who’s afraid?”
The two boys started back across the meadow. The sun was bright again.
All the cowslips and Johnny-jump-ups were standing erect, and the Jenny
wrens were chirping in the maples. A cheerful little wind romped through
the green grass. There was no terror and no mystery. It was all very clear
and simple. There was just a dragon in the woodlot.
Peter and the last dragon met the children in the middle of the meadow. As
soon as Janet Jane saw Johnathan and Billy Rose start back, she came too
and that gave the others courage. Susan Oliver tiptoed up last, ready to fly
at a moment’s notice, her little dancing feet as restless on the meadow grass
as tufts of thistledown. They formed in a new-moon crescent and stared at
the curious dragon. Jerry sat down very politely beside Nap, they didn’t
even sniff, and stared with their tongues sticking out.
“Mr. Dwagon,” introduced Peter, “this is Johnathan Baxter, my brother.
Johnathan, I want you to meet Mr. Dwagon, the last dwagon in the whole,
whole world.”
Again the dragon smiled. “Delighted to meet you, Johnathan,” he said.
“You’ve got Peter’s small nose, haven’t you, and there’s something about
your eyes that are alike, but why do you wear a crown?”
Johnathan blushed. “Oh, I was just playing King Arthur,” he apologized.
“Ah, King Arthur,” sighed the dragon, “there was a king!”
“Oh, did you know him?” exclaimed Johnathan.
“Very well indeed. Of course, he was a great enemy of my family, and I was
taught to hate him from my cradle, but”—And here he winked very slowly,
“deep down in my heart I really admired him.”
Janet Jane spoke breathlessly: “And, and did you know Queen Guinevere?”
“Oh, yes, and a very beautiful queen she was. I saw her once, dressed in a
bright red velvet gown with gold slippers on her little feet. Is that who
Peter called again. “Hey, Johnathan! Don’t run away!”
“I’m going back,” said Johnathan, sticking out his chest. “Come on, Billy.”
“Sure! Who’s afraid?”
The two boys started back across the meadow. The sun was bright again.
All the cowslips and Johnny-jump-ups were standing erect, and the Jenny
wrens were chirping in the maples. A cheerful little wind romped through
the green grass. There was no terror and no mystery. It was all very clear
and simple. There was just a dragon in the woodlot.
Peter and the last dragon met the children in the middle of the meadow. As
soon as Janet Jane saw Johnathan and Billy Rose start back, she came too
and that gave the others courage. Susan Oliver tiptoed up last, ready to fly
at a moment’s notice, her little dancing feet as restless on the meadow grass
as tufts of thistledown. They formed in a new-moon crescent and stared at
the curious dragon. Jerry sat down very politely beside Nap, they didn’t
even sniff, and stared with their tongues sticking out.
“Mr. Dwagon,” introduced Peter, “this is Johnathan Baxter, my brother.
Johnathan, I want you to meet Mr. Dwagon, the last dwagon in the whole,
whole world.”
Again the dragon smiled. “Delighted to meet you, Johnathan,” he said.
“You’ve got Peter’s small nose, haven’t you, and there’s something about
your eyes that are alike, but why do you wear a crown?”
Johnathan blushed. “Oh, I was just playing King Arthur,” he apologized.
“Ah, King Arthur,” sighed the dragon, “there was a king!”
“Oh, did you know him?” exclaimed Johnathan.
“Very well indeed. Of course, he was a great enemy of my family, and I was
taught to hate him from my cradle, but”—And here he winked very slowly,
“deep down in my heart I really admired him.”
Janet Jane spoke breathlessly: “And, and did you know Queen Guinevere?”
“Oh, yes, and a very beautiful queen she was. I saw her once, dressed in a
bright red velvet gown with gold slippers on her little feet. Is that who
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you’re supposed to be?”
“Y-yes, sir,” blushed Janet Jane, hanging her sandy head and pulling at the
pink mother hubbard.
“Mr. Dwagon, that’s my sister, Janet Jane Baxter,” Peter continued with his
introductions.
The dragon cocked his head. “Yes, I can see a resemblance—Yes, the nose
again—and the eyes. Pleased indeed to meet you, Janet Jane.”
“And the boy with the freckles is Billy Rose.”
“Delighted to meet you too, Billy, but I’m sorry to see that your armor’s
rusted. You should take better care of it. In my day, the knights were very
careful of their armor. Those who were careless soon lost their heads.”
“Y-yes, sir,” stammered Billy Rose.
Finally they were all introduced, even Nap and Jerry, and right away
questions began to fly.
“Were you in the woodlot all the time?” this from Janet Jane.
“No, not all the time,” replied the dragon.
“I know,” cried Johnathan, “you were behind the first bend in the cave and
you blew out my candle.”
“I can’t answer that correctly,” returned the dragon, “because I’m not sure
where I was. You see, I got lost and then I went to sleep for ages and ages
and ages.”
“Oh, I see. And are you really the last dragon in the whole, whole world?”
“Don’t talk about that, Janet Jane!” reprimanded Peter. “He’ll cry if you ask
him that. See?”
The dragon’s big blue eyes were again filling with tears, but he managed to
blink them back, and then he said in a trembly voice: “I’m the last dragon
because we’ve lost our purpose in life, and when a thing loses its purpose it
dies out. Once upon a time, brave knights used to go out to fight dragons,
and we served our purpose in that way—making heroes, you know,—but
that’s long past.” In spite of his efforts a tear ran down his cheek. “So you
“Y-yes, sir,” blushed Janet Jane, hanging her sandy head and pulling at the
pink mother hubbard.
“Mr. Dwagon, that’s my sister, Janet Jane Baxter,” Peter continued with his
introductions.
The dragon cocked his head. “Yes, I can see a resemblance—Yes, the nose
again—and the eyes. Pleased indeed to meet you, Janet Jane.”
“And the boy with the freckles is Billy Rose.”
“Delighted to meet you too, Billy, but I’m sorry to see that your armor’s
rusted. You should take better care of it. In my day, the knights were very
careful of their armor. Those who were careless soon lost their heads.”
“Y-yes, sir,” stammered Billy Rose.
Finally they were all introduced, even Nap and Jerry, and right away
questions began to fly.
“Were you in the woodlot all the time?” this from Janet Jane.
“No, not all the time,” replied the dragon.
“I know,” cried Johnathan, “you were behind the first bend in the cave and
you blew out my candle.”
“I can’t answer that correctly,” returned the dragon, “because I’m not sure
where I was. You see, I got lost and then I went to sleep for ages and ages
and ages.”
“Oh, I see. And are you really the last dragon in the whole, whole world?”
“Don’t talk about that, Janet Jane!” reprimanded Peter. “He’ll cry if you ask
him that. See?”
The dragon’s big blue eyes were again filling with tears, but he managed to
blink them back, and then he said in a trembly voice: “I’m the last dragon
because we’ve lost our purpose in life, and when a thing loses its purpose it
dies out. Once upon a time, brave knights used to go out to fight dragons,
and we served our purpose in that way—making heroes, you know,—but
that’s long past.” In spite of his efforts a tear ran down his cheek. “So you
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see, I’ve become gentle and sweet, and I don’t think I like myself a bit this
way.”
“Oh, but we like you!” cried the children in a shrill chorus, and Nap and
Jerry barked, quivering all over.
The dragon broke into happy smiles. “Do you honestly?”
“Oh, yes, we do!”
“Well, that makes it so pleasant,” purred the dragon, again stretching out his
great gold claws like a sleepy cat.
Billy Rose jumped in with: “What do you eat, dragon? I thought—”
The dragon interrupted. “Well, I used to eat fire out of volcanoes, but since
most of the volcanoes are extinct now, I’ve taken to eating grass.” Again he
looked disgusted, just as you might look if you had to eat milk-toast all the
time.
“Is—is that what makes you so green?” ventured Janet Jane.
“No, I don’t think so. My dear mother was green. I take after her.”
“And did she have blue eyes too?”
“Yes,” said the dragon. “She was a very beautiful lady. People said all sorts
of cruel things about her, but she really had a fine soul. She was killed by a
knight who had a flaming sword. It wasn’t a fair fight at all because the
sword was a magic one.”
“Oh, how unfortunate,” sympathized Janet Jane, and her voice trembled.
“Oh, please don’t cry,” requested the dragon, “because then I’ll cry and I’m
trying very hard to break myself of that habit.”
Indeed, he was blinking so fast with his long lashes that the children could
feel a little breeze against their cheeks.
“But—but what are you going to do now?” Johnathan asked quickly,
feeling he must change the subject.
The dragon thought for a moment; seemed to find the question difficult;
turned his head this way and that way; looked up at the blue sky; looked
down again; blinked his eyes; smiled; sighed; reached out and plucked a
way.”
“Oh, but we like you!” cried the children in a shrill chorus, and Nap and
Jerry barked, quivering all over.
The dragon broke into happy smiles. “Do you honestly?”
“Oh, yes, we do!”
“Well, that makes it so pleasant,” purred the dragon, again stretching out his
great gold claws like a sleepy cat.
Billy Rose jumped in with: “What do you eat, dragon? I thought—”
The dragon interrupted. “Well, I used to eat fire out of volcanoes, but since
most of the volcanoes are extinct now, I’ve taken to eating grass.” Again he
looked disgusted, just as you might look if you had to eat milk-toast all the
time.
“Is—is that what makes you so green?” ventured Janet Jane.
“No, I don’t think so. My dear mother was green. I take after her.”
“And did she have blue eyes too?”
“Yes,” said the dragon. “She was a very beautiful lady. People said all sorts
of cruel things about her, but she really had a fine soul. She was killed by a
knight who had a flaming sword. It wasn’t a fair fight at all because the
sword was a magic one.”
“Oh, how unfortunate,” sympathized Janet Jane, and her voice trembled.
“Oh, please don’t cry,” requested the dragon, “because then I’ll cry and I’m
trying very hard to break myself of that habit.”
Indeed, he was blinking so fast with his long lashes that the children could
feel a little breeze against their cheeks.
“But—but what are you going to do now?” Johnathan asked quickly,
feeling he must change the subject.
The dragon thought for a moment; seemed to find the question difficult;
turned his head this way and that way; looked up at the blue sky; looked
down again; blinked his eyes; smiled; sighed; reached out and plucked a
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Johnny-jump-up; held it to his long green nose; smelled it; threw it aside,
and finally said, rather coquettishly, “I’d—I’d like to stay with you children
for awhile.”
“Oh, that would be fine!” Johnathan said.
“But—but mother says we can’t have any more pets,” said Janet Jane,
sadly, “Jerry was the last.”
“A dragon isn’t a pet,” spoke up the practical Billy Rose, “but if you don’t
want him, I’ll take him!”
There had leaped up in Billy’s mind a vivid picture of a side-show with a
great canvas sign over the front reading, “The Last Dragon.” He himself
would be the barker in long checked trousers and high silk hat—“Here you
are, folks! Here you are! The only dragon in the whole world! Step right up,
folks! Step right up!”
The Baxter family cried in a chorus: “But we do want him!”
“But you just said you couldn’t have any more pets,” argued Billy.
“And you just said a dragon isn’t a pet!” returned Janet Jane, tossing her
head.
“Well, in a way it isn’t and in a way it is,” replied Billy.
“I found him, didn’t I?” Peter demanded, glaring at Billy Rose.
The dragon chuckled, quivering all the way down his sides. “Don’t fight
over me, children. I belong to all of you, but of course—” He turned to
Peter and smiled broadly— “Of course Peter really woke me up. He
believed I was asleep in the cave, and because he called me I came out. He
doesn’t think that he really thought I was there, but—” And he put out one
of his arms and took Peter to him and hugged him. The hug was so gentle
that the rest of the children became very encouraged, and before long they
were perched all over the dragon, and the dragon purred with contentment.
“I tell you what we’ll do!” announced Johnathan, putting his cheek against
the dragon’s cheek. “Mother’s out shopping, right now. We can hide Mr.
Dragon in the nursery without her knowing a thing about it.”
“But there’s Grandma,” said Janet Jane.
and finally said, rather coquettishly, “I’d—I’d like to stay with you children
for awhile.”
“Oh, that would be fine!” Johnathan said.
“But—but mother says we can’t have any more pets,” said Janet Jane,
sadly, “Jerry was the last.”
“A dragon isn’t a pet,” spoke up the practical Billy Rose, “but if you don’t
want him, I’ll take him!”
There had leaped up in Billy’s mind a vivid picture of a side-show with a
great canvas sign over the front reading, “The Last Dragon.” He himself
would be the barker in long checked trousers and high silk hat—“Here you
are, folks! Here you are! The only dragon in the whole world! Step right up,
folks! Step right up!”
The Baxter family cried in a chorus: “But we do want him!”
“But you just said you couldn’t have any more pets,” argued Billy.
“And you just said a dragon isn’t a pet!” returned Janet Jane, tossing her
head.
“Well, in a way it isn’t and in a way it is,” replied Billy.
“I found him, didn’t I?” Peter demanded, glaring at Billy Rose.
The dragon chuckled, quivering all the way down his sides. “Don’t fight
over me, children. I belong to all of you, but of course—” He turned to
Peter and smiled broadly— “Of course Peter really woke me up. He
believed I was asleep in the cave, and because he called me I came out. He
doesn’t think that he really thought I was there, but—” And he put out one
of his arms and took Peter to him and hugged him. The hug was so gentle
that the rest of the children became very encouraged, and before long they
were perched all over the dragon, and the dragon purred with contentment.
“I tell you what we’ll do!” announced Johnathan, putting his cheek against
the dragon’s cheek. “Mother’s out shopping, right now. We can hide Mr.
Dragon in the nursery without her knowing a thing about it.”
“But there’s Grandma,” said Janet Jane.
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“Oh, Grandma’s all right,” piped up Peter, pressing his cheek against the
dragon’s other cheek. “She knows a lot of stories about dwagons.”
“Oh, she does, does she?” asked the dragon. “I’d like to meet your
grandmother, if that’s the case.”
“You certainly may!” thrilled Janet Jane. “She’s awfully sweet. She has
peppermints in her pocket and under her pillow at night. She’ll probably
give you one.”
“Peppermints?” enquired the dragon.
“Yes, little round candies. They’re good for indigestion and things like
that.”
“Then I’ll ask her for one,” the dragon said. “I never used to have
indigestion when I ate fire, but since I’ve taken to grass—oh, me, oh, my!”
And an expression of remembered pain passed over the dragon’s brow.
“Do you want to come and hide in our nursery, Mr. Dragon?” timidly
pursued Johnathan.
“Yes, if I won’t get you into trouble,” the dragon returned, thoughtfully.
“I’m afraid your mother won’t understand it if she should discover me in
the nursery.”
“Well, we could explain it,” spoke up small Peter. “We explained a squirrel
once, and a long pink worm, and—and—”
“And a potato bug!” cried Janet Jane.
“Yes, an’ a potato bug. Now, it’s awful hard to explain a potato bug!”
“But it’s harder to explain a dragon,” the dragon said, and sighed again. “I
know because I’ve had experience.”
Johnathan looked up at the sun. “Well, if you’re going to take a chance
we’ll have to do it right away, because it’s almost twelve o’clock, and
Mother will be back home to fix lunch. Please come on, won’t you, Mr.
Dragon?”
“Well, all right—if you insist!” said the dragon, and he started for the
house, led by small Peter striding ahead in all his glory, the wooden sword
clutched tightly in his hand.
dragon’s other cheek. “She knows a lot of stories about dwagons.”
“Oh, she does, does she?” asked the dragon. “I’d like to meet your
grandmother, if that’s the case.”
“You certainly may!” thrilled Janet Jane. “She’s awfully sweet. She has
peppermints in her pocket and under her pillow at night. She’ll probably
give you one.”
“Peppermints?” enquired the dragon.
“Yes, little round candies. They’re good for indigestion and things like
that.”
“Then I’ll ask her for one,” the dragon said. “I never used to have
indigestion when I ate fire, but since I’ve taken to grass—oh, me, oh, my!”
And an expression of remembered pain passed over the dragon’s brow.
“Do you want to come and hide in our nursery, Mr. Dragon?” timidly
pursued Johnathan.
“Yes, if I won’t get you into trouble,” the dragon returned, thoughtfully.
“I’m afraid your mother won’t understand it if she should discover me in
the nursery.”
“Well, we could explain it,” spoke up small Peter. “We explained a squirrel
once, and a long pink worm, and—and—”
“And a potato bug!” cried Janet Jane.
“Yes, an’ a potato bug. Now, it’s awful hard to explain a potato bug!”
“But it’s harder to explain a dragon,” the dragon said, and sighed again. “I
know because I’ve had experience.”
Johnathan looked up at the sun. “Well, if you’re going to take a chance
we’ll have to do it right away, because it’s almost twelve o’clock, and
Mother will be back home to fix lunch. Please come on, won’t you, Mr.
Dragon?”
“Well, all right—if you insist!” said the dragon, and he started for the
house, led by small Peter striding ahead in all his glory, the wooden sword
clutched tightly in his hand.
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CHAPTER IV
GRANDMA MEETS THE DRAGON
THEY filed through the willow clump tunnel, wriggled through the orchard,
skirted the barn, passed over the truck garden, the dragon stepping daintily
to avoid trampling the new carrots and beets, passed over the creek bridge,
went up the lane past the fish pond, and winding through the rose garden
they saw Grandma Baxter, in her lavender cap, at the window of her
upstairs bedroom.
Now, Grandma Baxter had been dreaming all by herself in the little room,
seated in her famous rocking chair. Why was the rocking chair famous?
Well, because in the first place, it came clear across the Atlantic ocean in
the May Flower, and had rocked through many a storm; and in the second
place, George Washington once sat in it, and in the third place, it could talk
—a creaky sort of talk that only Grandma could understand, and it told her
fascinating stories of the English forest in which it was born, and of all its
adventures; and it was heard to chuckle in the middle of the night and rock
back and forth when no one was in it, and Grandma would chuckle with it.
GRANDMA MEETS THE DRAGON
THEY filed through the willow clump tunnel, wriggled through the orchard,
skirted the barn, passed over the truck garden, the dragon stepping daintily
to avoid trampling the new carrots and beets, passed over the creek bridge,
went up the lane past the fish pond, and winding through the rose garden
they saw Grandma Baxter, in her lavender cap, at the window of her
upstairs bedroom.
Now, Grandma Baxter had been dreaming all by herself in the little room,
seated in her famous rocking chair. Why was the rocking chair famous?
Well, because in the first place, it came clear across the Atlantic ocean in
the May Flower, and had rocked through many a storm; and in the second
place, George Washington once sat in it, and in the third place, it could talk
—a creaky sort of talk that only Grandma could understand, and it told her
fascinating stories of the English forest in which it was born, and of all its
adventures; and it was heard to chuckle in the middle of the night and rock
back and forth when no one was in it, and Grandma would chuckle with it.
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GRANDMA
Did I say Grandma was dreaming? Yes. She had been dreaming of things
that had happened ever so long ago, before there were automobiles, before
there were electric lights, before there were phonographs, before there was
Jello and corn-flakes; Oh, before there were many, many things ready and
waiting, but not thought of yet. And as Grandma sat there dreaming, she
wore a funny little smile. It wasn’t only a funny little smile—it was also a
wise little smile, and a kind little smile, and somewhere, mixed up in it, was
a sad little smile. Grandma was that way, anyhow. She was all sorts of
things at once. You never knew exactly what was going to pop out next
from Grandma.
From her dreams she awoke to see the children and the dragon, and you
won’t be surprised when I say that Grandma, for the moment, believed she
was still dreaming. She rubbed her eyes; she looked again; she said, “Dear
me!” She rubbed her eyes a second time. But the next minute she had
hopped up like a purple finch in her lavender gown, the rustle of a bag of
peppermints in the silk pocket, and out of the window popped her little head
with the lavender cap all awry. “Heigho!” cried Grandma, “what’s all this?”
And the dragon heard her at once, and stopped. He looked up at the window
and his blue eyes twinkled, and he said to Peter who stood by his ear. “Is
that Grandma?”
“Yes, that’s Grandma,” said Peter, and he waved his sword at the old lady,
calling: “Hello, Grams, I want you to meet Mr. Dwagon, the last dwagon in
the whole, whole world.”
“Oh, how-do-you-do, Mr. Dragon?” replied Grandma, leaning far out of the
window. “So delighted you called. Bring him around the front way, Peter.
Never take a dragon through the kitchen.” And before Peter, or Johnathan,
or any one else could reply, Grandma had popped out of sight.
“Quite delightful, isn’t she?” chuckled the dragon.
“We told you she was,” thrilled Janet Jane.
“Keep to the right of the tulips, if you don’t mind, Mr. Dragon,” directed
Johnathan.
Did I say Grandma was dreaming? Yes. She had been dreaming of things
that had happened ever so long ago, before there were automobiles, before
there were electric lights, before there were phonographs, before there was
Jello and corn-flakes; Oh, before there were many, many things ready and
waiting, but not thought of yet. And as Grandma sat there dreaming, she
wore a funny little smile. It wasn’t only a funny little smile—it was also a
wise little smile, and a kind little smile, and somewhere, mixed up in it, was
a sad little smile. Grandma was that way, anyhow. She was all sorts of
things at once. You never knew exactly what was going to pop out next
from Grandma.
From her dreams she awoke to see the children and the dragon, and you
won’t be surprised when I say that Grandma, for the moment, believed she
was still dreaming. She rubbed her eyes; she looked again; she said, “Dear
me!” She rubbed her eyes a second time. But the next minute she had
hopped up like a purple finch in her lavender gown, the rustle of a bag of
peppermints in the silk pocket, and out of the window popped her little head
with the lavender cap all awry. “Heigho!” cried Grandma, “what’s all this?”
And the dragon heard her at once, and stopped. He looked up at the window
and his blue eyes twinkled, and he said to Peter who stood by his ear. “Is
that Grandma?”
“Yes, that’s Grandma,” said Peter, and he waved his sword at the old lady,
calling: “Hello, Grams, I want you to meet Mr. Dwagon, the last dwagon in
the whole, whole world.”
“Oh, how-do-you-do, Mr. Dragon?” replied Grandma, leaning far out of the
window. “So delighted you called. Bring him around the front way, Peter.
Never take a dragon through the kitchen.” And before Peter, or Johnathan,
or any one else could reply, Grandma had popped out of sight.
“Quite delightful, isn’t she?” chuckled the dragon.
“We told you she was,” thrilled Janet Jane.
“Keep to the right of the tulips, if you don’t mind, Mr. Dragon,” directed
Johnathan.
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On the front steps of the Baxter house Grandma was impatiently waiting,
her sharp eyes, behind their spectacles, just twinkling, and her pretty white
hands fluttering with excitement, just like butterflies all on a summer day.
You would have thought the dragon and she were old, old friends to have
seen the way they greeted each other, and indeed it occurred to Johnathan
that perhaps Grams had seen the dragon before, some strange place or
another. Grams was tricky that way.
“Well, I’ll just have to kiss you, that’s all there is to it!” Grandma
exclaimed, and down the steps she flew, all in a rustle of silk, and pressed
her lips against the dragon’s green cheek.
“The nicest thing that’s ever happened to me,” purred the dragon, “since my
lady mother kissed me.” And his gold claws stretched out like velvet.
“I found him, Grams!” Peter crowed, sticking out his chest.
“Of course you did!” Grandma chortled, hugging Peter. “Who else is more
likely to find a beautiful dragon?”
“And now we’ve got to hide him some place,” said Janet Jane, “but I’m
afraid he’s a little large.”
On the road that winds up the hill from the town, was heard the hum of a
motor car. Johnathan was the first to hear the warning sound. “There comes
Mother,” he shouted. “Get Mr. Dragon upstairs, quick!”
Never was there such a frantic scramble. If you’ve never tried to put a
perfectly healthy, perfectly normal, full-sized dragon into a modern house
that was built for perfectly normal people, you’ll have no idea of the
difficulty. Let me tell you it took strategy! It was push and pull and grunt
and squeal with all the children bracing their legs and straining their backs,
and the dragon puffing and holding in his waist-line and letting it out, and
crying: “Oh, dear me, dear, dear me, this will never, never do! No, never,
never do!” every two or three seconds. If Grandma hadn’t been there to
superintend it is very doubtful whether the children would have
manœuvered him into the house, but she was full of helpful suggestions,
and the dragon’s glittering tail was half way up the hall stairs by the time
Mrs. Baxter had driven her bright blue automobile around to the garage.
However, and unfortunately, half way up the stairs was not in the nursery
and under Peter’s bed as Johnathan had planned. It was indeed far from
her sharp eyes, behind their spectacles, just twinkling, and her pretty white
hands fluttering with excitement, just like butterflies all on a summer day.
You would have thought the dragon and she were old, old friends to have
seen the way they greeted each other, and indeed it occurred to Johnathan
that perhaps Grams had seen the dragon before, some strange place or
another. Grams was tricky that way.
“Well, I’ll just have to kiss you, that’s all there is to it!” Grandma
exclaimed, and down the steps she flew, all in a rustle of silk, and pressed
her lips against the dragon’s green cheek.
“The nicest thing that’s ever happened to me,” purred the dragon, “since my
lady mother kissed me.” And his gold claws stretched out like velvet.
“I found him, Grams!” Peter crowed, sticking out his chest.
“Of course you did!” Grandma chortled, hugging Peter. “Who else is more
likely to find a beautiful dragon?”
“And now we’ve got to hide him some place,” said Janet Jane, “but I’m
afraid he’s a little large.”
On the road that winds up the hill from the town, was heard the hum of a
motor car. Johnathan was the first to hear the warning sound. “There comes
Mother,” he shouted. “Get Mr. Dragon upstairs, quick!”
Never was there such a frantic scramble. If you’ve never tried to put a
perfectly healthy, perfectly normal, full-sized dragon into a modern house
that was built for perfectly normal people, you’ll have no idea of the
difficulty. Let me tell you it took strategy! It was push and pull and grunt
and squeal with all the children bracing their legs and straining their backs,
and the dragon puffing and holding in his waist-line and letting it out, and
crying: “Oh, dear me, dear, dear me, this will never, never do! No, never,
never do!” every two or three seconds. If Grandma hadn’t been there to
superintend it is very doubtful whether the children would have
manœuvered him into the house, but she was full of helpful suggestions,
and the dragon’s glittering tail was half way up the hall stairs by the time
Mrs. Baxter had driven her bright blue automobile around to the garage.
However, and unfortunately, half way up the stairs was not in the nursery
and under Peter’s bed as Johnathan had planned. It was indeed far from
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that. The dragon’s head was in the nursery and his shoulders and part of his
back, but that distressingly long tail of his was certainly a problem.
“Couldn’t you curl it around you like a cat?” Grandma suggested.
“Under the present cramped circumstances that’s impossible,” the dragon
told her, a helpless tear in each eye.
“Seems to me,” said Johnathan, pondering, “that I read some place where
dragons could turn themselves into any size they wished.”
Janet Jane clapped her hands, gleefully. “Yes, I read that too. It’s in my red
fairy book. Can’t you turn yourself into a little green worm, Mr. Dragon,
just for the time being?”
“I’m sorry but I can’t do that either. I’ve lost the formula.”
“Gracious! Can’t you possibly remember it?” Grandma urged, frantically.
“No. I always had a remarkably poor memory. It was a very complicated
formula and there was a magic verse tacked onto it that was extremely
difficult. When I was little I got many a spanking from my stern father for
not remembering it.”
“There’s a magic verse in my red fairy book,” said Janet Jane. “Maybe that
will help? It begins:
Blue, blue earth,
And black, black sky,
Pink, pink frog
That cannot fly.”
The dragon shook his head and said mournfully: “That doesn’t help me a
bit, I’m sorry to say. It has to be your own particular magic verse, like your
own particular porridge bowl or your own particular napkin ring, before it
does any good. Well, I suppose I’d better withdraw and go back to the cave.
It’s no good staying here and getting all you children into trouble.” And the
dragon sighed so deeply that all the curtains in the nursery were blown out
of the windows and one of the fat feather pillows flew off Peter’s little bed.
The children sent up a cry of disapproval that was interrupted by the voice
of Mrs. Baxter who had just entered the house through the French doors on
the side porch. “What are you children doing in doors?” called up Mrs.
Baxter. “I thought I told you to play in the meadow until luncheon?”
back, but that distressingly long tail of his was certainly a problem.
“Couldn’t you curl it around you like a cat?” Grandma suggested.
“Under the present cramped circumstances that’s impossible,” the dragon
told her, a helpless tear in each eye.
“Seems to me,” said Johnathan, pondering, “that I read some place where
dragons could turn themselves into any size they wished.”
Janet Jane clapped her hands, gleefully. “Yes, I read that too. It’s in my red
fairy book. Can’t you turn yourself into a little green worm, Mr. Dragon,
just for the time being?”
“I’m sorry but I can’t do that either. I’ve lost the formula.”
“Gracious! Can’t you possibly remember it?” Grandma urged, frantically.
“No. I always had a remarkably poor memory. It was a very complicated
formula and there was a magic verse tacked onto it that was extremely
difficult. When I was little I got many a spanking from my stern father for
not remembering it.”
“There’s a magic verse in my red fairy book,” said Janet Jane. “Maybe that
will help? It begins:
Blue, blue earth,
And black, black sky,
Pink, pink frog
That cannot fly.”
The dragon shook his head and said mournfully: “That doesn’t help me a
bit, I’m sorry to say. It has to be your own particular magic verse, like your
own particular porridge bowl or your own particular napkin ring, before it
does any good. Well, I suppose I’d better withdraw and go back to the cave.
It’s no good staying here and getting all you children into trouble.” And the
dragon sighed so deeply that all the curtains in the nursery were blown out
of the windows and one of the fat feather pillows flew off Peter’s little bed.
The children sent up a cry of disapproval that was interrupted by the voice
of Mrs. Baxter who had just entered the house through the French doors on
the side porch. “What are you children doing in doors?” called up Mrs.
Baxter. “I thought I told you to play in the meadow until luncheon?”
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“We—we—” began Johnathan, but Grandma silenced him. “Let me attend
to this, Johnathan,” she said, and started down stairs, stepping daintily so as
not to tread on the dragon’s tail. She had hoped to meet Mrs. Baxter in the
living room and prevent her from coming into the hall, but she was too late.
At the bottom of the stairs, Mrs. Baxter was standing gazing in horror at the
long green tail.
“What is that ugly thing?” she demanded.
“Be calm, Kate, be calm,” said Grandma, “it’s only a dragon.”
“A dragon? For heaven’s sake, where did it come from?”
“Peter found it.”
“Found it? How could he find a dragon?”
“Very easily—easier than finding a pocket-book,” said Grandma.
“Oh, isn’t it terrible? Where are the children? Has it eaten any of them yet?
I’ll run and phone for the police and the fire department.”
Grandma stopped her before she could get to the telephone. “Don’t be
nonsensical, Kate!” she snapped, standing on her tiptoes. “The children are
perfectly safe. It’s an adorable dragon.”
“Adorable? Who ever heard of an adorable dragon?” cried Mrs. Baxter.
“Why, that long green tail was perfectly hideous. What is it doing upstairs?”
“The children were trying to hide it in the nursery, and I was helping them,”
replied Grandma, her head wagging proudly.
“Are you insane, Grandma Baxter? Helping the children to hide a dragon in
the nursery! It was bad enough when you bought them that vicious nanny
goat.”
“That nanny goat wasn’t vicious,” returned Grandma with dignity. “It
butted no one but the butcher’s boy and he deserved it because he hit the
perfectly innocent beast with a sling-shot.”
Grandma had no sooner spoken than a sharp shriek came from upstairs,
followed by frightened sobs. It was Susan Oliver doing just the wrong thing
at the wrong time, as usual. It seemed that in trying to wriggle further
upstairs, the dragon had accidentally flipped Susan with one of his fin-like
to this, Johnathan,” she said, and started down stairs, stepping daintily so as
not to tread on the dragon’s tail. She had hoped to meet Mrs. Baxter in the
living room and prevent her from coming into the hall, but she was too late.
At the bottom of the stairs, Mrs. Baxter was standing gazing in horror at the
long green tail.
“What is that ugly thing?” she demanded.
“Be calm, Kate, be calm,” said Grandma, “it’s only a dragon.”
“A dragon? For heaven’s sake, where did it come from?”
“Peter found it.”
“Found it? How could he find a dragon?”
“Very easily—easier than finding a pocket-book,” said Grandma.
“Oh, isn’t it terrible? Where are the children? Has it eaten any of them yet?
I’ll run and phone for the police and the fire department.”
Grandma stopped her before she could get to the telephone. “Don’t be
nonsensical, Kate!” she snapped, standing on her tiptoes. “The children are
perfectly safe. It’s an adorable dragon.”
“Adorable? Who ever heard of an adorable dragon?” cried Mrs. Baxter.
“Why, that long green tail was perfectly hideous. What is it doing upstairs?”
“The children were trying to hide it in the nursery, and I was helping them,”
replied Grandma, her head wagging proudly.
“Are you insane, Grandma Baxter? Helping the children to hide a dragon in
the nursery! It was bad enough when you bought them that vicious nanny
goat.”
“That nanny goat wasn’t vicious,” returned Grandma with dignity. “It
butted no one but the butcher’s boy and he deserved it because he hit the
perfectly innocent beast with a sling-shot.”
Grandma had no sooner spoken than a sharp shriek came from upstairs,
followed by frightened sobs. It was Susan Oliver doing just the wrong thing
at the wrong time, as usual. It seemed that in trying to wriggle further
upstairs, the dragon had accidentally flipped Susan with one of his fin-like
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scales, not hurting her a bit, but frightening her into tears. Quite naturally,
Mrs. Baxter believed that the dragon was doing harm to the children, and
she ran to the foot of the stairs and called, “Children! Come down here at
once! All of you!”
Susan Oliver stopped crying, and there was silence and a pause. Mrs.
Baxter called again: “Children! Do you hear me? Come down at once!”
What was her surprise to see them all come sliding down on the dragon’s
back and off his tail, just as if he were a nice, shiny bannister, the exciting
kind, long and smooth with a curve in it. First came Peter in his armor, and
then Johnathan in his kingly robes, and then Janet Jane in the pink wrapper,
and then Billy Rose in his rusty armor, and then Kath in her green train, and
then Mary in the circus rider’s costume, and then Polly in her mother’s
riding habit. Susan Oliver was the only one who did not take the slide. She
was too busy crying and missed an experience that the other children talked
about for ages afterwards. To slide down a real dragon’s back is something
that doesn’t happen to every one, let me tell you.
The children landed together in a heap on the floor at Mrs. Baxter’s feet,
and instantly they untangled themselves and the three little Baxter’s
encircled their mother and began to plead: “Oh, please don’t be cross with
him, Mother!” “Please let us keep him, Mother!” “Please don’t send him
away, Mother!” “He’s beautiful, Mother!” “We love him, Mother!”
Billy Rose drew apart with Kath and Polly and Mary, ready any moment to
say: “Let me take him, Mrs. Baxter. My mother won’t mind.” And this was
quite true. Billy’s mother allowed him to do quite as he pleased and
consequently he was always getting into trouble. Even practical people find
themselves in trouble if they are permitted to do exactly as they please.
Now isn’t that so?
“Children, be quiet!” Mrs. Baxter commanded. “It’s nonsense to think that
you could keep a big monster like that in our house. Why, we couldn’t even
go upstairs without stepping on him. Besides, he may be gentle now but no
dragon could live around children for any length of time without desiring to
eat one of them for his breakfast.”
“No, Mother, he only eats grass,” piped Peter.
Mrs. Baxter believed that the dragon was doing harm to the children, and
she ran to the foot of the stairs and called, “Children! Come down here at
once! All of you!”
Susan Oliver stopped crying, and there was silence and a pause. Mrs.
Baxter called again: “Children! Do you hear me? Come down at once!”
What was her surprise to see them all come sliding down on the dragon’s
back and off his tail, just as if he were a nice, shiny bannister, the exciting
kind, long and smooth with a curve in it. First came Peter in his armor, and
then Johnathan in his kingly robes, and then Janet Jane in the pink wrapper,
and then Billy Rose in his rusty armor, and then Kath in her green train, and
then Mary in the circus rider’s costume, and then Polly in her mother’s
riding habit. Susan Oliver was the only one who did not take the slide. She
was too busy crying and missed an experience that the other children talked
about for ages afterwards. To slide down a real dragon’s back is something
that doesn’t happen to every one, let me tell you.
The children landed together in a heap on the floor at Mrs. Baxter’s feet,
and instantly they untangled themselves and the three little Baxter’s
encircled their mother and began to plead: “Oh, please don’t be cross with
him, Mother!” “Please let us keep him, Mother!” “Please don’t send him
away, Mother!” “He’s beautiful, Mother!” “We love him, Mother!”
Billy Rose drew apart with Kath and Polly and Mary, ready any moment to
say: “Let me take him, Mrs. Baxter. My mother won’t mind.” And this was
quite true. Billy’s mother allowed him to do quite as he pleased and
consequently he was always getting into trouble. Even practical people find
themselves in trouble if they are permitted to do exactly as they please.
Now isn’t that so?
“Children, be quiet!” Mrs. Baxter commanded. “It’s nonsense to think that
you could keep a big monster like that in our house. Why, we couldn’t even
go upstairs without stepping on him. Besides, he may be gentle now but no
dragon could live around children for any length of time without desiring to
eat one of them for his breakfast.”
“No, Mother, he only eats grass,” piped Peter.
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“Hush, Peter. And another thing, you know how your father feels about pets
in the house. If he objects to dogs and cats, what would he say about a great
big dragon? No, my dears, your dragon has to go!”
in the house. If he objects to dogs and cats, what would he say about a great
big dragon? No, my dears, your dragon has to go!”
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CHAPTER V
GOODBYE, DRAGON
NOW you really can’t blame Mrs. Baxter, if you look at her side of it. To
her dragons were vicious, ugly beasts and she just didn’t have imagination
enough to see one of them smile. She was a very, very fond mother and
wanted to protect her children from all harm, which is not at all unusual for
very, very fond mothers from tiny humming-bird mothers clear up to
mothers like yours and mine. Maybe Mrs. Baxter gave all her own share of
imagination to the children when they were born and had none left for
herself, and maybe it was because when she was a little girl she had been
taught to fear dragons.
At any rate, there was no help for it now, and so out the dragon had to go.
He backed out sheepishly, because there wasn’t room for him to turn around
and depart with dignity. When his drooping head passed Mrs. Baxter’s
skirts, he raised his big blue eyes and looked at her so sweetly, but Mrs.
Baxter, poor Mrs. Baxter, could only see his ugly, ugly nose and his big
white teeth. That was really too bad because she might have relented had
she seen that sad, sad smile all quivery with threatening tears.
“Goodbye, children!” the dragon called, lingering on the gravel walk.
“Goodbye, dear, dear dragon,” they replied in a gulpy chorus.
And now he was going away from them, dragging his green tail slowly,
looking back longingly over his shoulder.
“It’s an outrage to send that poor beast away like this,” stormed Grandma,
wagging a finger in Mrs. Baxter’s face. “Don’t you know that he’s all alone
in the world?”
“He hasn’t a single friend!” half-sobbed Johnathan.
“Thank heavens he hasn’t,” said Mother Baxter. “Suppose there were lots of
them, all trying to hide in children’s nurseries?”
GOODBYE, DRAGON
NOW you really can’t blame Mrs. Baxter, if you look at her side of it. To
her dragons were vicious, ugly beasts and she just didn’t have imagination
enough to see one of them smile. She was a very, very fond mother and
wanted to protect her children from all harm, which is not at all unusual for
very, very fond mothers from tiny humming-bird mothers clear up to
mothers like yours and mine. Maybe Mrs. Baxter gave all her own share of
imagination to the children when they were born and had none left for
herself, and maybe it was because when she was a little girl she had been
taught to fear dragons.
At any rate, there was no help for it now, and so out the dragon had to go.
He backed out sheepishly, because there wasn’t room for him to turn around
and depart with dignity. When his drooping head passed Mrs. Baxter’s
skirts, he raised his big blue eyes and looked at her so sweetly, but Mrs.
Baxter, poor Mrs. Baxter, could only see his ugly, ugly nose and his big
white teeth. That was really too bad because she might have relented had
she seen that sad, sad smile all quivery with threatening tears.
“Goodbye, children!” the dragon called, lingering on the gravel walk.
“Goodbye, dear, dear dragon,” they replied in a gulpy chorus.
And now he was going away from them, dragging his green tail slowly,
looking back longingly over his shoulder.
“It’s an outrage to send that poor beast away like this,” stormed Grandma,
wagging a finger in Mrs. Baxter’s face. “Don’t you know that he’s all alone
in the world?”
“He hasn’t a single friend!” half-sobbed Johnathan.
“Thank heavens he hasn’t,” said Mother Baxter. “Suppose there were lots of
them, all trying to hide in children’s nurseries?”
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“Maybe there are,” said Grandma, the strangest expression in her eyes.
“Maybe there are, who knows?”
The dragon’s tail was just disappearing around the corner of the front porch
when Mr. Baxter, the tall, nice-looking father of Johnathan, Janet Jane and
Peter, drove up in his own automobile, having just come from the city.
When he saw the group standing in the doorway, strangely agitated, he
rushed up to Mrs. Baxter and demanded to know what had happened. He
thought it couldn’t be anything less than robbers or a fire, from the
expressions on all their faces.
“Don’t get excited, James!” Grandma said sternly, before Mrs. Baxter could
speak. “Kate has just sent a dragon away.”
“A what away?”
“A dragon.”
Mr. Baxter threw back his head and burst into loud laughter. “A dragon?
What are you talking about?”
“Oh, I knew you wouldn’t understand,” snapped Grandma, irritated.
“He’s going around the house, this very minute, back to the woodlot, poor
thing!” Janet cried. “Go and look for him, Daddy. He’s the sweetest, the
dearest, the—”
Peter and Johnathan had swooped down upon their father. “Yes, yes, Dad!”
they both shouted—“Come and see how nice he looks!” And they pulled
him over to the end of the veranda and pointed out the dragon, who was
slowly dragging himself toward the rose garden.
“See, there he is!” Johnathan said. “I wish he’d turn around.”
“Oh, dwagon! Dwagon! Turn around!” called Peter, and the dragon turned,
but his face was still very, very sad, and his checks were drenched with
tears.
“Smile nice, Dragon,” instructed Johnathan—“smile nice for Daddy.”
The dragon hesitated a moment; blinked fiercely; sniffed so loudly that
Peter and Johnathan could hear him plainly, and then forced a smile. It was
a weak, watery smile and quickly vanished.
“Maybe there are, who knows?”
The dragon’s tail was just disappearing around the corner of the front porch
when Mr. Baxter, the tall, nice-looking father of Johnathan, Janet Jane and
Peter, drove up in his own automobile, having just come from the city.
When he saw the group standing in the doorway, strangely agitated, he
rushed up to Mrs. Baxter and demanded to know what had happened. He
thought it couldn’t be anything less than robbers or a fire, from the
expressions on all their faces.
“Don’t get excited, James!” Grandma said sternly, before Mrs. Baxter could
speak. “Kate has just sent a dragon away.”
“A what away?”
“A dragon.”
Mr. Baxter threw back his head and burst into loud laughter. “A dragon?
What are you talking about?”
“Oh, I knew you wouldn’t understand,” snapped Grandma, irritated.
“He’s going around the house, this very minute, back to the woodlot, poor
thing!” Janet cried. “Go and look for him, Daddy. He’s the sweetest, the
dearest, the—”
Peter and Johnathan had swooped down upon their father. “Yes, yes, Dad!”
they both shouted—“Come and see how nice he looks!” And they pulled
him over to the end of the veranda and pointed out the dragon, who was
slowly dragging himself toward the rose garden.
“See, there he is!” Johnathan said. “I wish he’d turn around.”
“Oh, dwagon! Dwagon! Turn around!” called Peter, and the dragon turned,
but his face was still very, very sad, and his checks were drenched with
tears.
“Smile nice, Dragon,” instructed Johnathan—“smile nice for Daddy.”
The dragon hesitated a moment; blinked fiercely; sniffed so loudly that
Peter and Johnathan could hear him plainly, and then forced a smile. It was
a weak, watery smile and quickly vanished.
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“You children are talking the greatest lot of nonsense I’ve ever listened to,”
said their father. “Where did you get such imaginations?”
“It’s not imagination, Daddy,” protested Johnathan. “The dragon’s standing
right there by the red rose bush. Can’t you see him, honest?” His big eyes
were searching his father’s face.
“No, and you can’t either. What is this, April fool? Come on, let’s stop this
joking and go into luncheon. This is Daddy’s Saturday afternoon off and
we’re going to take a long auto ride up to Sulphur Springs and the Indian
Rocks.”
Now, you really must feel sorry because Daddy Baxter could not see the
dragon. Once he could see dragons and pixies and everything else that’s
delicious and exciting, but the crystal key that opens the door to that magic
world had been lost somewhere along the twisting road that runs in and out
from childhood days to middle age. Big cities had done it, and high, high
office buildings, and crowds on street cars, and business deals, and the
rattle, rattle, rattle of the subway trains. Heigho, where was there room for a
dragon in all that, may I ask you? He would have had his tail cut off as
quick as a wink, and even a tiny pixie would have to be pretty spry, I tell
you!
And so the dragon went on his lonesome way and the children took off their
garments of Arthur’s court, and washed up for luncheon which they tried to
swallow, but couldn’t very well because of annoying little sob-lumps in
their throats. Even the thought of Sulphur Springs and Indian Rocks could
not cheer them up.
This is rather a belittling thing to tell on Billy Rose, but since nothing really
came of it, I suppose there’s no harm in telling. That practical boy can stand
a little chuckle at his expense, anyhow. The door of the Baxter house had no
sooner closed before Billy had slipped away from Kath, Polly, Mary and
Susan Oliver, and rushing around the veranda, he began calling, “Oh, Mr.
Dragon! Wait a minute, Mr. Dragon! Oh, Mr. Dragon!”
He ran through the rose garden, up the lane skirting the fish pond, over the
creek bridge, through the truck garden, past the barn, calling and calling,
“Oh, Mr. Dragon! Mr. Dragon! I want to talk business with you, Mr.
Dragon!” Not a sound answered him, and there wasn’t a glimpse of the
said their father. “Where did you get such imaginations?”
“It’s not imagination, Daddy,” protested Johnathan. “The dragon’s standing
right there by the red rose bush. Can’t you see him, honest?” His big eyes
were searching his father’s face.
“No, and you can’t either. What is this, April fool? Come on, let’s stop this
joking and go into luncheon. This is Daddy’s Saturday afternoon off and
we’re going to take a long auto ride up to Sulphur Springs and the Indian
Rocks.”
Now, you really must feel sorry because Daddy Baxter could not see the
dragon. Once he could see dragons and pixies and everything else that’s
delicious and exciting, but the crystal key that opens the door to that magic
world had been lost somewhere along the twisting road that runs in and out
from childhood days to middle age. Big cities had done it, and high, high
office buildings, and crowds on street cars, and business deals, and the
rattle, rattle, rattle of the subway trains. Heigho, where was there room for a
dragon in all that, may I ask you? He would have had his tail cut off as
quick as a wink, and even a tiny pixie would have to be pretty spry, I tell
you!
And so the dragon went on his lonesome way and the children took off their
garments of Arthur’s court, and washed up for luncheon which they tried to
swallow, but couldn’t very well because of annoying little sob-lumps in
their throats. Even the thought of Sulphur Springs and Indian Rocks could
not cheer them up.
This is rather a belittling thing to tell on Billy Rose, but since nothing really
came of it, I suppose there’s no harm in telling. That practical boy can stand
a little chuckle at his expense, anyhow. The door of the Baxter house had no
sooner closed before Billy had slipped away from Kath, Polly, Mary and
Susan Oliver, and rushing around the veranda, he began calling, “Oh, Mr.
Dragon! Wait a minute, Mr. Dragon! Oh, Mr. Dragon!”
He ran through the rose garden, up the lane skirting the fish pond, over the
creek bridge, through the truck garden, past the barn, calling and calling,
“Oh, Mr. Dragon! Mr. Dragon! I want to talk business with you, Mr.
Dragon!” Not a sound answered him, and there wasn’t a glimpse of the
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dragon anywhere—just the marks of his golden claws on the gravel paths of
the garden, and the sweep of his bright green tail.
“That’s funny,” said Billy Rose, standing still and scratching his puzzled
head. “Where could he have disappeared so soon?”
Finally he had to give up his quest and go home, thoroughly disgusted,
wondering if this dragon business weren’t just a lot of nonsense, but of
course, you must remember that Billy Rose was practical. He did not hear
as he went through the rose garden what the silver snail said to the green
grasshopper, and he did not hear what the green grasshopper replied to the
silver snail. Nor did he hear a tiny chuckle that came from a polka-dot lady
bug as she sat swinging her feet on the edge of a rose petal. If he had heard
those little, velvet sounds and had put two and two together, just like an
arithmetic of voices,—snail’s voice, grasshopper’s voice, lady bug’s voice,
he might have known where the dragon went, after looking back from the
place where the red rose bush grows.
the garden, and the sweep of his bright green tail.
“That’s funny,” said Billy Rose, standing still and scratching his puzzled
head. “Where could he have disappeared so soon?”
Finally he had to give up his quest and go home, thoroughly disgusted,
wondering if this dragon business weren’t just a lot of nonsense, but of
course, you must remember that Billy Rose was practical. He did not hear
as he went through the rose garden what the silver snail said to the green
grasshopper, and he did not hear what the green grasshopper replied to the
silver snail. Nor did he hear a tiny chuckle that came from a polka-dot lady
bug as she sat swinging her feet on the edge of a rose petal. If he had heard
those little, velvet sounds and had put two and two together, just like an
arithmetic of voices,—snail’s voice, grasshopper’s voice, lady bug’s voice,
he might have known where the dragon went, after looking back from the
place where the red rose bush grows.
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CHAPTER VI
THE DRAGON TAPS ON THE WINDOW
THAT night there was a full moon that rose above the woodlot and poured
silver into the meadow, and all the little owls were out, talking it over with
each other. The yellow-striped spiders were very, very busy with their
spinnerets, spinning great silver webs to catch the dew diamonds, and I
think the mushrooms were up to some pearly mischief in the silvery grass.
The night was as bright as a polished coin, a coin that’s kept by a miser man
and is polished every day with a green, green rag. Up in the nursery the
children slept, if you could really call it sleeping—Peter, Johnathan and
Janet Jane. Across the hall, Grandma sat, sat all night in her famous rocking
chair—rocking, rocking, rocking—the gentle creak, creak, creak like the
tick of a clock in the stillness of the house. Oh, Grams, how your little eyes
are snapping; how your fingers are weaving in and out; how your silken
gown is rustling, and the peppermints are clicking. What are you up to,
Grams, in your famous rocking chair? Rock, rock, rock,—creak, creak,
creak.
All night, sitting there, watching the moon through your little window,
seeing it slowly climb up over the tree-tops. Now, you look like a pixie,
Grams—Now, you look like an elf—And now you look young and fragile
and all spun-glass like a fairy—and yet sometimes, Grams—Oh, sometimes
you look like a dragon!
And what is disturbing the children? What dreams make them toss and
breathe funny little noises into the nursery, so that Peter’s rocking horse
opens its glassy eyes so round, and rocks a little on its rockers, and Janet
Jane’s Raggedy Ann turns and speaks to Johnathan’s china pig who is so
haughty and superior because he holds so many pennies in his round, china
stomach.
One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock—the hours are noiselessly running
away, tiptoeing off to the place where all the hours meet—the place where
THE DRAGON TAPS ON THE WINDOW
THAT night there was a full moon that rose above the woodlot and poured
silver into the meadow, and all the little owls were out, talking it over with
each other. The yellow-striped spiders were very, very busy with their
spinnerets, spinning great silver webs to catch the dew diamonds, and I
think the mushrooms were up to some pearly mischief in the silvery grass.
The night was as bright as a polished coin, a coin that’s kept by a miser man
and is polished every day with a green, green rag. Up in the nursery the
children slept, if you could really call it sleeping—Peter, Johnathan and
Janet Jane. Across the hall, Grandma sat, sat all night in her famous rocking
chair—rocking, rocking, rocking—the gentle creak, creak, creak like the
tick of a clock in the stillness of the house. Oh, Grams, how your little eyes
are snapping; how your fingers are weaving in and out; how your silken
gown is rustling, and the peppermints are clicking. What are you up to,
Grams, in your famous rocking chair? Rock, rock, rock,—creak, creak,
creak.
All night, sitting there, watching the moon through your little window,
seeing it slowly climb up over the tree-tops. Now, you look like a pixie,
Grams—Now, you look like an elf—And now you look young and fragile
and all spun-glass like a fairy—and yet sometimes, Grams—Oh, sometimes
you look like a dragon!
And what is disturbing the children? What dreams make them toss and
breathe funny little noises into the nursery, so that Peter’s rocking horse
opens its glassy eyes so round, and rocks a little on its rockers, and Janet
Jane’s Raggedy Ann turns and speaks to Johnathan’s china pig who is so
haughty and superior because he holds so many pennies in his round, china
stomach.
One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock—the hours are noiselessly running
away, tiptoeing off to the place where all the hours meet—the place where
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all the yesterdays live and the yesteryears, and the once upon a times, and
the spirits of all the clocks that have run down for good.
The moon begins to sink in the west. There is the promise of something
bright in the east. The little owls know it and put their dark glasses on, to
prepare for the unwelcome glare of the sun. Four o’clock! Grandma is still
rocking. Now her ears are pricked up sharp like the ears of a dog, and under
her lavender cap that’s all awry there are two little bumps like a pair of
horns, soft and tender like mushroom buttons.
Five o’clock! A faint red ribbon in the east. There is such a quiet over
everything—such a breathlessness. If you listened real hard, you could hear
the tiny beating of the lady bug’s heart as she slept on the silk of the rose
petal.
What’s that? What’s that sound? Tap, tap, tap,—The branches of the white
oak against the windows? No, it couldn’t be that. There’s not a breath of
wind, and besides it’s too regular for that. Tap, tap, tap. Somebody throwing
colored creek-pebbles at the windows of the nursery? No. Too regular for
that, also. Must be the tapping of fingers, but what hand could reach way up
to the second story?
Tap, tap, tap. Now, three pair of eyes are opened at once in the nursery, and
three pair of ears listen, and three hearts go pump, pump, pump. Johnathan,
Peter and Janet Jane sit up straight in their white night clothes and look at
each other with the roundest, roundest eyes. There is a little prickling all
along the roots of their bright, bright hair.
Tap, tap, tap again, and there in the wide nursery window, the one on the
east side over the veranda, was the smiling face of the dragon, and one
gently-tapping golden claw.
“Dragon!” cried the three little Baxters all together, and from their beds
they leaped and ran to the window. Johnathan unlatched it and flung it wide
open, and three small mouths were kissing the dragon’s cheeks. He was
standing on his hind legs, and he was so tall that he could easily have rested
his forelegs on the roof of the Baxter house if he had so desired.
“Dwagon—Dwagon, where did you go?” cried Peter.
“Oh, just around the corner,” returned the dragon, mysteriously.
the spirits of all the clocks that have run down for good.
The moon begins to sink in the west. There is the promise of something
bright in the east. The little owls know it and put their dark glasses on, to
prepare for the unwelcome glare of the sun. Four o’clock! Grandma is still
rocking. Now her ears are pricked up sharp like the ears of a dog, and under
her lavender cap that’s all awry there are two little bumps like a pair of
horns, soft and tender like mushroom buttons.
Five o’clock! A faint red ribbon in the east. There is such a quiet over
everything—such a breathlessness. If you listened real hard, you could hear
the tiny beating of the lady bug’s heart as she slept on the silk of the rose
petal.
What’s that? What’s that sound? Tap, tap, tap,—The branches of the white
oak against the windows? No, it couldn’t be that. There’s not a breath of
wind, and besides it’s too regular for that. Tap, tap, tap. Somebody throwing
colored creek-pebbles at the windows of the nursery? No. Too regular for
that, also. Must be the tapping of fingers, but what hand could reach way up
to the second story?
Tap, tap, tap. Now, three pair of eyes are opened at once in the nursery, and
three pair of ears listen, and three hearts go pump, pump, pump. Johnathan,
Peter and Janet Jane sit up straight in their white night clothes and look at
each other with the roundest, roundest eyes. There is a little prickling all
along the roots of their bright, bright hair.
Tap, tap, tap again, and there in the wide nursery window, the one on the
east side over the veranda, was the smiling face of the dragon, and one
gently-tapping golden claw.
“Dragon!” cried the three little Baxters all together, and from their beds
they leaped and ran to the window. Johnathan unlatched it and flung it wide
open, and three small mouths were kissing the dragon’s cheeks. He was
standing on his hind legs, and he was so tall that he could easily have rested
his forelegs on the roof of the Baxter house if he had so desired.
“Dwagon—Dwagon, where did you go?” cried Peter.
“Oh, just around the corner,” returned the dragon, mysteriously.
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“Around what corner, Dwagon?”
“Oh, the same old corner—the one just out of sight. You know—there’s one
every place”—And he winked broadly.
“Oh, that corner,” said Johnathan, smiling wisely. “Yes, I know. I go around
that corner all the time. It’s nice around there, isn’t it?”
“Yes, full of pleasant surprises, always different, you know. But as soon as
you get around that corner, you come to another corner, and so you keep on
going, around and around.”
“Yes, until you almost forget to come back,” pursued Johnathan, “and
you’re almost lost, and then your mother calls you.”
The dragon smiled. “Yes, and then your mother calls you, and you have to
go in and wash your neck and ears—but, by the sword of St. George, this is
no time to moralize. The sun’s already warm on my back—(his voice sank
down to a gentle whisper) so it’s time we’re going, children.”
“Going?” echoed Janet Jane.
“Going where?” asked Peter, all breathless.
“Going with me, on my back, for a long, long ride.”
For a moment the children appeared utterly astonished, their red mouths
open like baby birds in a nest at feeding time, and then it all became very
simple and not a bit unusual, just as it had felt when the dragon first entered
the meadow.
“Will you come with me?” the dragon asked, and the children answered in a
chorus, “Yes, Dragon, because we love you.”
“Shh, not so loud,” warned the dragon, a gold finger to his lips, “we don’t
want to wake up your father and mother. They won’t understand in the
least, and it would be so hard and take so long to explain. Now, put your
arms around my neck, and I’ll hoist you on my back.”
“But can we go this way?” asked Janet Jane, indicating her white night
gown.
“Certainly. It will be so nice, riding through the springy world, just with
your night gowns on,” said the dragon.
“Oh, the same old corner—the one just out of sight. You know—there’s one
every place”—And he winked broadly.
“Oh, that corner,” said Johnathan, smiling wisely. “Yes, I know. I go around
that corner all the time. It’s nice around there, isn’t it?”
“Yes, full of pleasant surprises, always different, you know. But as soon as
you get around that corner, you come to another corner, and so you keep on
going, around and around.”
“Yes, until you almost forget to come back,” pursued Johnathan, “and
you’re almost lost, and then your mother calls you.”
The dragon smiled. “Yes, and then your mother calls you, and you have to
go in and wash your neck and ears—but, by the sword of St. George, this is
no time to moralize. The sun’s already warm on my back—(his voice sank
down to a gentle whisper) so it’s time we’re going, children.”
“Going?” echoed Janet Jane.
“Going where?” asked Peter, all breathless.
“Going with me, on my back, for a long, long ride.”
For a moment the children appeared utterly astonished, their red mouths
open like baby birds in a nest at feeding time, and then it all became very
simple and not a bit unusual, just as it had felt when the dragon first entered
the meadow.
“Will you come with me?” the dragon asked, and the children answered in a
chorus, “Yes, Dragon, because we love you.”
“Shh, not so loud,” warned the dragon, a gold finger to his lips, “we don’t
want to wake up your father and mother. They won’t understand in the
least, and it would be so hard and take so long to explain. Now, put your
arms around my neck, and I’ll hoist you on my back.”
“But can we go this way?” asked Janet Jane, indicating her white night
gown.
“Certainly. It will be so nice, riding through the springy world, just with
your night gowns on,” said the dragon.
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“Oh, yes,” cried Peter, “I like that!”
“And so do I,” added Johnathan.
“Won’t we catch cold, though?” asked Janet Jane, always the little mother.
“Not in the least. It’s as warm as a stove on my back from the fire I used to
eat, you know, and in the night”—
“Ooh, will we stay all night, Dwagon?”
“Maybe,” smiled the dragon. “Who can tell what you’ll do when you go
riding on a dragon’s back. Come along.”
There were giggles, and breathless Oooohs! and shrill Weeeeees!—and the
next moment, the nursery was emptied of its children, and the dragon’s face
had vanished from the window. Only the sun was there, peeping through on
the three empty beds with their three dented pillows and their tumbled
sheets and comforters.
Quickly the dragon walked around the house, proudly carrying his precious
burden, and the dogs, Nap and Jerry, came running as fast as they could
from their round beds in the barn. They looked quite amazed when they saw
the little Baxters perched on the dragon’s back, but they did not bark.
Instead, they began to smile, their tongues sticking out, and as the dragon
stopped to look up at Grandma’s window, they leaped aboard and sat, still
smiling, at the bare feet of the children.
“Is it all right for Nap and Jerry to come, too?” Janet Jane enquired of the
dragon.
“Why, certainly! Do you think we’d leave them behind when we’re going
adventuring?” The dragon seemed indignant.
I said he was looking up at Grandma’s window, didn’t I? Well, he continued
to look up steadily, and the children followed his eyes. Slowly the little
window under the eaves opened out, slowly, slowly, as if hands were gently
pushing it, but there were no hands to be seen.
Do you remember how apples bob on the water after you’ve ducked for
them on Halloween, and they’ve fooled you, and seem to laugh at you as
they bob and bob, higher and higher? Well, that was the way Grandma’s
head bobbed up over the window sill after the windows had opened very
“And so do I,” added Johnathan.
“Won’t we catch cold, though?” asked Janet Jane, always the little mother.
“Not in the least. It’s as warm as a stove on my back from the fire I used to
eat, you know, and in the night”—
“Ooh, will we stay all night, Dwagon?”
“Maybe,” smiled the dragon. “Who can tell what you’ll do when you go
riding on a dragon’s back. Come along.”
There were giggles, and breathless Oooohs! and shrill Weeeeees!—and the
next moment, the nursery was emptied of its children, and the dragon’s face
had vanished from the window. Only the sun was there, peeping through on
the three empty beds with their three dented pillows and their tumbled
sheets and comforters.
Quickly the dragon walked around the house, proudly carrying his precious
burden, and the dogs, Nap and Jerry, came running as fast as they could
from their round beds in the barn. They looked quite amazed when they saw
the little Baxters perched on the dragon’s back, but they did not bark.
Instead, they began to smile, their tongues sticking out, and as the dragon
stopped to look up at Grandma’s window, they leaped aboard and sat, still
smiling, at the bare feet of the children.
“Is it all right for Nap and Jerry to come, too?” Janet Jane enquired of the
dragon.
“Why, certainly! Do you think we’d leave them behind when we’re going
adventuring?” The dragon seemed indignant.
I said he was looking up at Grandma’s window, didn’t I? Well, he continued
to look up steadily, and the children followed his eyes. Slowly the little
window under the eaves opened out, slowly, slowly, as if hands were gently
pushing it, but there were no hands to be seen.
Do you remember how apples bob on the water after you’ve ducked for
them on Halloween, and they’ve fooled you, and seem to laugh at you as
they bob and bob, higher and higher? Well, that was the way Grandma’s
head bobbed up over the window sill after the windows had opened very
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wide. First bobbed the lavender cap; then the soft white hair; then the bright
eyes behind the steel-rimmed spectacles, the crinkly mouth, the proud,
defiant chin, all creased with little furrows like crumpled silk, and now the
lavender silk shoulders encased in the lavender shawl with tiny white
butterflies.
What was Grams doing? Why, she was rising, higher and higher. Now, her
tiny hands are seen—now her tiny feet. She was sitting in her famous
rocking chair and rising like a bird, or like a giant mushroom that springs up
over night. In her lap was her knitting bag that was filled with the strangest,
most fascinating things under the bright balls of colored yarn.
“Grams!” the children called in frightened wonder. “Grams! Look out!”
But Grandma only smiled serenely and sailed through the window, seated
calmly in her rocker, coming straight down to the dragon’s back, where the
rocking chair lighted, oh, so nice and gently, and rocked a little, creaking
contentedly. “Well!” breathed Grandma, “here I am!”
“Oh, Grams, are you going with us?” asked Peter.
“Why, of course. I’m just like Nap and Jerry when it comes to adventuring.
It was I who told Mr. Dragon where to hide until morning. I knew if he
returned to the cave, maybe none of us would have the courage to get him
back again.”
“So you sent him around the corner,” smiled Johnathan.
“Yes, my dear, around the corner.” Then Grandma tapped with her little
slippered foot on the dragon’s back—a magic little tapping, three times with
the heel and then once with the toe. “Are we ready, Mr. Dragon?” she
called.
“Yes, indeed, Grandame,” returned the dragon. “We’re off, down the
highway.”
And before the children even knew they had started, the landscape was
gliding by on each side of them, faster and faster, like streaks of hills and
streaks of trees. Looking back, their house was gone in the twinkling of an
eye. Looking ahead, they seemed to be running straight into the rising sun.
And it was Sunday morning and all the bells were ringing.
eyes behind the steel-rimmed spectacles, the crinkly mouth, the proud,
defiant chin, all creased with little furrows like crumpled silk, and now the
lavender silk shoulders encased in the lavender shawl with tiny white
butterflies.
What was Grams doing? Why, she was rising, higher and higher. Now, her
tiny hands are seen—now her tiny feet. She was sitting in her famous
rocking chair and rising like a bird, or like a giant mushroom that springs up
over night. In her lap was her knitting bag that was filled with the strangest,
most fascinating things under the bright balls of colored yarn.
“Grams!” the children called in frightened wonder. “Grams! Look out!”
But Grandma only smiled serenely and sailed through the window, seated
calmly in her rocker, coming straight down to the dragon’s back, where the
rocking chair lighted, oh, so nice and gently, and rocked a little, creaking
contentedly. “Well!” breathed Grandma, “here I am!”
“Oh, Grams, are you going with us?” asked Peter.
“Why, of course. I’m just like Nap and Jerry when it comes to adventuring.
It was I who told Mr. Dragon where to hide until morning. I knew if he
returned to the cave, maybe none of us would have the courage to get him
back again.”
“So you sent him around the corner,” smiled Johnathan.
“Yes, my dear, around the corner.” Then Grandma tapped with her little
slippered foot on the dragon’s back—a magic little tapping, three times with
the heel and then once with the toe. “Are we ready, Mr. Dragon?” she
called.
“Yes, indeed, Grandame,” returned the dragon. “We’re off, down the
highway.”
And before the children even knew they had started, the landscape was
gliding by on each side of them, faster and faster, like streaks of hills and
streaks of trees. Looking back, their house was gone in the twinkling of an
eye. Looking ahead, they seemed to be running straight into the rising sun.
And it was Sunday morning and all the bells were ringing.
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CHAPTER VII
GOING BACKWARDS
AT first the landscape was familiar to the children—there was the white
church, and there was Red Hill where they coasted every winter, and there
was the road to Indian Rocks, and there was the puppy farm where Nap was
born, and now they were way, way out in the country where the duck farm
was.
However, it wasn’t long before things changed a great deal, like being in a
different part of the United States, the children thought, or maybe in a
different country altogether, yet Grandma seemed to recognize things, and
her eyes appeared sharper, and her lips caught sparkly expressions like a
little pool catching bits of sunshine.
Once in awhile, they would pass through little towns and then through big
cities, and then there was something strangely familiar about these places,
—places not really known and yet maybe they were pictures in books.
Look, surely that place was on page one hundred and two of the American
history. All the houses were so old-fashioned, and the people wore such
funny clothes. There was that young man Johnathan had put a mustache on
with pen and ink in the Fourth reader.
“Merciful heavens!” cried Grandma, suddenly. “Look, children, there’s your
father when he was a little boy!”
“Where, Grams?”
“Right there, in front of that gray house with the dormer windows, and the
iron stag on the lawn. It was just after he had his curls cut off.”
“Oh, how funny he looks, chasing that big hoop!” giggled Janet Jane.
“He looks just like that tin-type in the brown-plush album,” said Johnathan.
“That picture was taken the very next day after this—Oh, James!” called
Grandma, starting up from her rocker, but no sooner had she called than the
GOING BACKWARDS
AT first the landscape was familiar to the children—there was the white
church, and there was Red Hill where they coasted every winter, and there
was the road to Indian Rocks, and there was the puppy farm where Nap was
born, and now they were way, way out in the country where the duck farm
was.
However, it wasn’t long before things changed a great deal, like being in a
different part of the United States, the children thought, or maybe in a
different country altogether, yet Grandma seemed to recognize things, and
her eyes appeared sharper, and her lips caught sparkly expressions like a
little pool catching bits of sunshine.
Once in awhile, they would pass through little towns and then through big
cities, and then there was something strangely familiar about these places,
—places not really known and yet maybe they were pictures in books.
Look, surely that place was on page one hundred and two of the American
history. All the houses were so old-fashioned, and the people wore such
funny clothes. There was that young man Johnathan had put a mustache on
with pen and ink in the Fourth reader.
“Merciful heavens!” cried Grandma, suddenly. “Look, children, there’s your
father when he was a little boy!”
“Where, Grams?”
“Right there, in front of that gray house with the dormer windows, and the
iron stag on the lawn. It was just after he had his curls cut off.”
“Oh, how funny he looks, chasing that big hoop!” giggled Janet Jane.
“He looks just like that tin-type in the brown-plush album,” said Johnathan.
“That picture was taken the very next day after this—Oh, James!” called
Grandma, starting up from her rocker, but no sooner had she called than the
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street and the house with the dormer windows had vanished, and they were
out on a long, long stretch of white road.
What fun it was! It was just like riding along on the nicest, smoothest
railroad in the world, even nicer than that, because the dragon made no
stops and therefore caused no bumps. It was like riding on a great train with
Indian rubber wheels that ran on tracks of velvet, and the dragon’s back was
so broad and so comfortable, because the further back the dragon went, the
broader and broader he became, and longer and longer stretched his tail.
You could lie down flat and stare up at the sky, if you wanted to, only the
children were too excited to do that. They didn’t want to miss a thing, you
know. As long as they lived, they might never do this again.
The long, straight, stretch of road ended in another town, a puzzling town
with a funny wooden church made of logs enclosed in a high stockade. All
the houses were of logs too. The streets were unpaved, and all chopped up
and muddy, and there were no automobiles. The citizens of this town used
oxen and shaggy horses to cart in wood and food stuffs from the
surrounding forest that was very thick and very black. Men wore coon skin
caps and suits of deer skin, and women wore dresses of deer skin also, but
now and then a young girl wore a bright print gown and a poke bonnet with
flowers. All the men carried rifles.
“Lands alive!” Grandma exclaimed. “There’s your great grandfather, when
he was a little boy!”
“Oh, where, Grams?”
“Riding on that cart with his father and his mother, and his little sister
Barbara who grew up to be a famous nurse in the Civil war.”
“The little boy with the scar over his eye?” asked Peter.
“Yes. He got that from an Indian arrow.”
Grandma was very excited. “Of course, he won’t know me like this,
because he died when I was only a little girl.”
“How could he be dead when he’s right here?” asked Janet Jane.
“Because we’re back when he was alive, I suppose. But that makes me feel
very queer,” said Grandma. She tapped sharply on the dragon’s back, and
the dragon turned his head to listen as he rounded a sharp corner. “Where
out on a long, long stretch of white road.
What fun it was! It was just like riding along on the nicest, smoothest
railroad in the world, even nicer than that, because the dragon made no
stops and therefore caused no bumps. It was like riding on a great train with
Indian rubber wheels that ran on tracks of velvet, and the dragon’s back was
so broad and so comfortable, because the further back the dragon went, the
broader and broader he became, and longer and longer stretched his tail.
You could lie down flat and stare up at the sky, if you wanted to, only the
children were too excited to do that. They didn’t want to miss a thing, you
know. As long as they lived, they might never do this again.
The long, straight, stretch of road ended in another town, a puzzling town
with a funny wooden church made of logs enclosed in a high stockade. All
the houses were of logs too. The streets were unpaved, and all chopped up
and muddy, and there were no automobiles. The citizens of this town used
oxen and shaggy horses to cart in wood and food stuffs from the
surrounding forest that was very thick and very black. Men wore coon skin
caps and suits of deer skin, and women wore dresses of deer skin also, but
now and then a young girl wore a bright print gown and a poke bonnet with
flowers. All the men carried rifles.
“Lands alive!” Grandma exclaimed. “There’s your great grandfather, when
he was a little boy!”
“Oh, where, Grams?”
“Riding on that cart with his father and his mother, and his little sister
Barbara who grew up to be a famous nurse in the Civil war.”
“The little boy with the scar over his eye?” asked Peter.
“Yes. He got that from an Indian arrow.”
Grandma was very excited. “Of course, he won’t know me like this,
because he died when I was only a little girl.”
“How could he be dead when he’s right here?” asked Janet Jane.
“Because we’re back when he was alive, I suppose. But that makes me feel
very queer,” said Grandma. She tapped sharply on the dragon’s back, and
the dragon turned his head to listen as he rounded a sharp corner. “Where
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on earth are we going, Dragon?” demanded the old lady, leaning far out of
her rocking chair to catch the dragon’s reply.
“We’re going backwards,” the dragon said, a twinkle in his eye
—“backwards down the road of time.”
“Why, certainly,” said Grandma, taking it as a matter of course. “How
stupid of me not to know.”
“Going backwards? Isn’t that rather strange?” asked Janet Jane.
“Well, it isn’t exactly what’s being done every day, but it becomes perfectly
natural when you get on a dragon’s back. It’s the natural direction for a
dragon to go.”
“How long a trip do you think it’ll be?” asked Peter who was standing up
on the dragon’s neck like a sailor at the prow of a ship, letting the wind
whistle around his ears and blow his night gown back like a white sail, and
ruffle all his sunny hair. In his hand he carried his wooden sword. That was
peculiar. How did he happen to have that? He didn’t have it in the nursery,
he was sure.
her rocking chair to catch the dragon’s reply.
“We’re going backwards,” the dragon said, a twinkle in his eye
—“backwards down the road of time.”
“Why, certainly,” said Grandma, taking it as a matter of course. “How
stupid of me not to know.”
“Going backwards? Isn’t that rather strange?” asked Janet Jane.
“Well, it isn’t exactly what’s being done every day, but it becomes perfectly
natural when you get on a dragon’s back. It’s the natural direction for a
dragon to go.”
“How long a trip do you think it’ll be?” asked Peter who was standing up
on the dragon’s neck like a sailor at the prow of a ship, letting the wind
whistle around his ears and blow his night gown back like a white sail, and
ruffle all his sunny hair. In his hand he carried his wooden sword. That was
peculiar. How did he happen to have that? He didn’t have it in the nursery,
he was sure.
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PETER WAS STANDING ON THE DRAGON’S NECK LIKE A
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SAILOR AT THE PROW OF A SHIP
“We’ll probably go as far back as the days of the dragon,” Grandma
answered.
A cheer went up from the children, and Nap and Jerry barked, just on
general principle, I suppose.
The dragon heard them and turned his head around again, smiling merrily;
then dashed on, down more miles of straight road, lined with poplar trees.
Back—back—back—past years—past centuries. “There’s Abraham
Lincoln!” Grandma would cry—“There’s Jefferson and Adams—There’s
George Washington!”
“Not so fast, Mr. Dragon!” called Johnathan, “I want to get a good look at
George Washington!” But I guess the dragon didn’t hear him. At any rate,
George Washington was gone in a moment too.
“And here’s the Mayflower! My gracious, we’re going over the ocean!”
At that, the famous rocking chair began to creak and creak and became
younger and younger. Its shiny wood looked as if it would sprout green
leaves any moment.
It kept the children busy, I tell you, riding past such sights, and their eyes
became tired, and their brains reeled with the wonder of it all.
“It’s like reading a big, fat history book,” said Johnathan, just after they had
seen Louis the twelfth, “only, of course, it’s much more exciting this way. I
wish arithmetic was like this.”
“I’m getting awful hungry,” piped Peter.
“It must be awful late,” said Janet Jane. “Look how dark the sky is.”
“No, it’s not late,” said Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious knitting bag.
“It’s just getting dark because we’re coming into the Dark Ages.”
“Wheeeee!” cried Johnathan, “that’s when they had children’s crusades,
isn’t it?”
“Yes, and many dragons,” said Grandma. She stopped fumbling in her
knitting bag and drew forth some little sandwiches done up in oiled paper,
“We’ll probably go as far back as the days of the dragon,” Grandma
answered.
A cheer went up from the children, and Nap and Jerry barked, just on
general principle, I suppose.
The dragon heard them and turned his head around again, smiling merrily;
then dashed on, down more miles of straight road, lined with poplar trees.
Back—back—back—past years—past centuries. “There’s Abraham
Lincoln!” Grandma would cry—“There’s Jefferson and Adams—There’s
George Washington!”
“Not so fast, Mr. Dragon!” called Johnathan, “I want to get a good look at
George Washington!” But I guess the dragon didn’t hear him. At any rate,
George Washington was gone in a moment too.
“And here’s the Mayflower! My gracious, we’re going over the ocean!”
At that, the famous rocking chair began to creak and creak and became
younger and younger. Its shiny wood looked as if it would sprout green
leaves any moment.
It kept the children busy, I tell you, riding past such sights, and their eyes
became tired, and their brains reeled with the wonder of it all.
“It’s like reading a big, fat history book,” said Johnathan, just after they had
seen Louis the twelfth, “only, of course, it’s much more exciting this way. I
wish arithmetic was like this.”
“I’m getting awful hungry,” piped Peter.
“It must be awful late,” said Janet Jane. “Look how dark the sky is.”
“No, it’s not late,” said Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious knitting bag.
“It’s just getting dark because we’re coming into the Dark Ages.”
“Wheeeee!” cried Johnathan, “that’s when they had children’s crusades,
isn’t it?”
“Yes, and many dragons,” said Grandma. She stopped fumbling in her
knitting bag and drew forth some little sandwiches done up in oiled paper,
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and then some oranges and red, red apples. “Did you say you were hungry,
Peter?”
“Oh, yes, Grams—awful!” Peter said.
“I’m hungry too, Grams!” said Johnathan.
“And so am I,” said Janet Jane. “You must remember we didn’t have any
breakfast.”
“Then come and eat your luncheon.”
There was a rush and a scramble that the dragon must have felt clear down
his spine, because he turned and once more smiled.
“Wouldn’t the dragon like a sandwich too?” asked Peter thoughtfully,
before he took his share from Grandma.
“I hardly think so,” Grandma replied. “One of these little sandwiches
wouldn’t make much of an impression on him I’m afraid. Besides, I believe
he’s headed straight for that great volcano over there. Now that we’re back
in the Dark Ages he can eat fire again.”
The children looked, and sure enough, far off against the dark sky was a
great, cone-shaped mountain with smoke rising from it.
“It looks like a knight’s helmet with a black plume, from here,” said
Johnathan who could always see things like that. He could see trees as
turtles, and rocks as old men with whiskers, and he could see the other way
around too—old men as rocks, you know.
“Maybe we’ll go right up to the crater,” squealed Janet Jane. “I always
wanted to look down a crater.”
“But you can’t if it’s erupting,” said Johnathan.
“Maybe we can on a dragon’s back,” said Grandma. “Just wait and see.
Have another sandwich, Peter?”
“Yes, please, Grams. And Nap would like another sandwich too.”
As they rode along, eating and talking at a great rate, they passed strange
companies of horsemen on the road, and regiments of armored soldiers.
Peter?”
“Oh, yes, Grams—awful!” Peter said.
“I’m hungry too, Grams!” said Johnathan.
“And so am I,” said Janet Jane. “You must remember we didn’t have any
breakfast.”
“Then come and eat your luncheon.”
There was a rush and a scramble that the dragon must have felt clear down
his spine, because he turned and once more smiled.
“Wouldn’t the dragon like a sandwich too?” asked Peter thoughtfully,
before he took his share from Grandma.
“I hardly think so,” Grandma replied. “One of these little sandwiches
wouldn’t make much of an impression on him I’m afraid. Besides, I believe
he’s headed straight for that great volcano over there. Now that we’re back
in the Dark Ages he can eat fire again.”
The children looked, and sure enough, far off against the dark sky was a
great, cone-shaped mountain with smoke rising from it.
“It looks like a knight’s helmet with a black plume, from here,” said
Johnathan who could always see things like that. He could see trees as
turtles, and rocks as old men with whiskers, and he could see the other way
around too—old men as rocks, you know.
“Maybe we’ll go right up to the crater,” squealed Janet Jane. “I always
wanted to look down a crater.”
“But you can’t if it’s erupting,” said Johnathan.
“Maybe we can on a dragon’s back,” said Grandma. “Just wait and see.
Have another sandwich, Peter?”
“Yes, please, Grams. And Nap would like another sandwich too.”
As they rode along, eating and talking at a great rate, they passed strange
companies of horsemen on the road, and regiments of armored soldiers.
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“Must be having a war,” observed Johnathan, after they had passed their
fifteenth company of warriors.
“I think they’re attacking that castle on the hill,” Grandma said, pointing up
to the right.
Surely it looked like it, because all the troops were headed in that direction,
and many had grouped at the base of the craggy mountain on which the
castle perched like a gray bird on top of a church steeple.
“I wish the dragon wouldn’t get too close to them,” said Janet Jane. “We’re
not protected very well in these night gowns.”
“Why didn’t Mr. Dragon tell us to bring our armor along?” said Johnathan.
“I’ve got my sword,” Peter piped up, proudly.
But they needn’t have worried because the dragon was only intent on
getting his own luncheon, and kept straight as a crow flies toward the
volcano.
Now, they were so close to the fiery mountain that they could hear it
mumbling and grumbling to itself like an angry old man. Likewise, they
could hear it hissing like a whole nest of snakes, and they could smell the
fumes of the black smoke and the boiling lava.
Quickly they began to climb the steep mountain, and before they got to the
top and to the crater, the dragon was wading in molten fire. But he didn’t
seem to mind it a bit, and his back remained just as pleasant to ride on,
keeping perfectly cool.
“Home at last,” sighed the dragon as they stopped short on the very edge of
the seething crater—“Home at last. No more indigestion.” And at that he
stuck his head down into the boiling crater and drank and drank and drank.
fifteenth company of warriors.
“I think they’re attacking that castle on the hill,” Grandma said, pointing up
to the right.
Surely it looked like it, because all the troops were headed in that direction,
and many had grouped at the base of the craggy mountain on which the
castle perched like a gray bird on top of a church steeple.
“I wish the dragon wouldn’t get too close to them,” said Janet Jane. “We’re
not protected very well in these night gowns.”
“Why didn’t Mr. Dragon tell us to bring our armor along?” said Johnathan.
“I’ve got my sword,” Peter piped up, proudly.
But they needn’t have worried because the dragon was only intent on
getting his own luncheon, and kept straight as a crow flies toward the
volcano.
Now, they were so close to the fiery mountain that they could hear it
mumbling and grumbling to itself like an angry old man. Likewise, they
could hear it hissing like a whole nest of snakes, and they could smell the
fumes of the black smoke and the boiling lava.
Quickly they began to climb the steep mountain, and before they got to the
top and to the crater, the dragon was wading in molten fire. But he didn’t
seem to mind it a bit, and his back remained just as pleasant to ride on,
keeping perfectly cool.
“Home at last,” sighed the dragon as they stopped short on the very edge of
the seething crater—“Home at last. No more indigestion.” And at that he
stuck his head down into the boiling crater and drank and drank and drank.
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CHAPTER VIII
CRUBBY
AFTER the dragon had finished his luncheon, he became very warm—so
warm that those on his back felt like pieces of browning toast, so it was
suggested that they should all go to a cave that the dragon knew about, and
step off on something more comfortable.
The cave was over the volcano and then away to the west on the side of a
black, black lake. It was a very large cave filled with stalagmites and
stalactites that formed many gaily colored columns, and many fantastic
rooms. Through this cave a black river ran, slowly and sadly.
When the dragon entered the cave, everything was pitch black, but all the
dragon had to do was open his mouth and out leaped a flaming torch that lit
up the cave a great distance all around. Way, way back in the earth, around
the first bend, or the second bend, or the third—(really, Johnathan couldn’t
count all the bends, they were so confusing) the dragon had a very cozy
apartment of three rooms—a parlor, a bedroom and a kitchen. Of course,
everything was cozy on a very large scale. The three rooms were big
enough to accommodate all the Baxter house and leave room to spare for a
garage and a back yard; and yet the dragon said it was considered a modest
dwelling. All his relatives lived in much larger and much more handsome
quarters. He was just a modest dragon with a modest income, and without
much of a reputation, not a bit like St. George’s dragon, for instance.
“Now, make yourselves perfectly at home,” said the dragon, lying down flat
on the parlor floor and stretching until he groaned. “I’m pretty tired from
that long run backwards.”
“I can well believe so!” exclaimed Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious
knitting bag and drawing forth a little bottle which she proceeded to shake,
vigorously. “What you need is a good alcohol rub and I’m going to give it
to you.”
“Oh, no!” protested the dragon. “There’s too much of me to rub. You’d be
exhausted in no time.”
CRUBBY
AFTER the dragon had finished his luncheon, he became very warm—so
warm that those on his back felt like pieces of browning toast, so it was
suggested that they should all go to a cave that the dragon knew about, and
step off on something more comfortable.
The cave was over the volcano and then away to the west on the side of a
black, black lake. It was a very large cave filled with stalagmites and
stalactites that formed many gaily colored columns, and many fantastic
rooms. Through this cave a black river ran, slowly and sadly.
When the dragon entered the cave, everything was pitch black, but all the
dragon had to do was open his mouth and out leaped a flaming torch that lit
up the cave a great distance all around. Way, way back in the earth, around
the first bend, or the second bend, or the third—(really, Johnathan couldn’t
count all the bends, they were so confusing) the dragon had a very cozy
apartment of three rooms—a parlor, a bedroom and a kitchen. Of course,
everything was cozy on a very large scale. The three rooms were big
enough to accommodate all the Baxter house and leave room to spare for a
garage and a back yard; and yet the dragon said it was considered a modest
dwelling. All his relatives lived in much larger and much more handsome
quarters. He was just a modest dragon with a modest income, and without
much of a reputation, not a bit like St. George’s dragon, for instance.
“Now, make yourselves perfectly at home,” said the dragon, lying down flat
on the parlor floor and stretching until he groaned. “I’m pretty tired from
that long run backwards.”
“I can well believe so!” exclaimed Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious
knitting bag and drawing forth a little bottle which she proceeded to shake,
vigorously. “What you need is a good alcohol rub and I’m going to give it
to you.”
“Oh, no!” protested the dragon. “There’s too much of me to rub. You’d be
exhausted in no time.”
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“Exhausted? Stuff and nonsense!” snapped Grandma. “Besides, the children
can help.”
“Oh, yes, yes!” they cried, and rushed all around the reclining dragon.
Grandma poured a little clear liquid in each outstretched palm, and then
they all began to rub up and down, back and across—rubbed and rubbed
and rubbed. They rubbed his back. They rubbed his chest. They rubbed his
ribs and the length of his tail and the tired soles of his feet. And how the
dragon adored those kind hands rubbing him! He lay back and purred like a
kitten when it is having its fur rubbed the right way. Indeed, you had to rub
the dragon’s scales the right way too, or else you tickled him and he rolled
about in spasms of laughter.
And as they rubbed him, so intently occupied, they did not notice a little
round door open in the side of the room, and a little head as brown as a
hazel nut and shaped rather like a hazel nut too, came poking out cautiously,
like a mouse pokes from a hole before it darts for the cupboard where the
cheese is kept. Then followed the round, fat stomach of a tiny old man
dressed all in brown, the color of the earth. He was only about twelve
inches high but carried himself with a great deal of dignity, as most little
things do, if you’ve ever noticed. His face and hands were all lumpy as if
they had pebbles in them, and his tiny eyes looked like bright creek-pebbles
stuck in the face of a mud-pie man.
Still unnoticed, he walked pompously over to the dragon, and stood by the
great beast’s pointed ear (he could have crawled into it easily) and bending
down he whispered something in a voice that sounded like the buzz of a
gnat.
At once, the dragon grinned from ear to ear and sat up, exclaiming:
“Crubby! My old friend Crubby!” And he took the tiny man up in one of his
golden claws and held him close to one of his enormous eyes, and studied
him carefully. The little man looked very serious and severe and demanded,
“Where have you been, sir? Give an account of yourself.”
And the dragon explained, meekly: “I’ve been looking ahead, Crubby.”
“Oh, yes,” said Crubby, sarcastically, the most knowing expression on his
old, old face, “you always were ahead of your time.”
can help.”
“Oh, yes, yes!” they cried, and rushed all around the reclining dragon.
Grandma poured a little clear liquid in each outstretched palm, and then
they all began to rub up and down, back and across—rubbed and rubbed
and rubbed. They rubbed his back. They rubbed his chest. They rubbed his
ribs and the length of his tail and the tired soles of his feet. And how the
dragon adored those kind hands rubbing him! He lay back and purred like a
kitten when it is having its fur rubbed the right way. Indeed, you had to rub
the dragon’s scales the right way too, or else you tickled him and he rolled
about in spasms of laughter.
And as they rubbed him, so intently occupied, they did not notice a little
round door open in the side of the room, and a little head as brown as a
hazel nut and shaped rather like a hazel nut too, came poking out cautiously,
like a mouse pokes from a hole before it darts for the cupboard where the
cheese is kept. Then followed the round, fat stomach of a tiny old man
dressed all in brown, the color of the earth. He was only about twelve
inches high but carried himself with a great deal of dignity, as most little
things do, if you’ve ever noticed. His face and hands were all lumpy as if
they had pebbles in them, and his tiny eyes looked like bright creek-pebbles
stuck in the face of a mud-pie man.
Still unnoticed, he walked pompously over to the dragon, and stood by the
great beast’s pointed ear (he could have crawled into it easily) and bending
down he whispered something in a voice that sounded like the buzz of a
gnat.
At once, the dragon grinned from ear to ear and sat up, exclaiming:
“Crubby! My old friend Crubby!” And he took the tiny man up in one of his
golden claws and held him close to one of his enormous eyes, and studied
him carefully. The little man looked very serious and severe and demanded,
“Where have you been, sir? Give an account of yourself.”
And the dragon explained, meekly: “I’ve been looking ahead, Crubby.”
“Oh, yes,” said Crubby, sarcastically, the most knowing expression on his
old, old face, “you always were ahead of your time.”
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“Yes,” agreed the dragon, tears threatening to roll down his cheeks, “but I
got too far ahead, this trip.”
Crubby seemed to be grimly delighted. “Umm, I thought so! I thought so!
Well, smarty, what did you learn by looking ahead?”
“Very little that was pleasant,” the dragon admitted, sadly. “I found myself
all out-of-date and very, very lonesome. That is, lonesome until I found
Grandame and the children.”
“Oh,” muttered the tiny man, not at all pleased.
The dragon hastened on to explain. “You see, they believed in me, Crubby.
They gave me a place in their world, do you understand? So I might have
stayed up there in the future all the time, if their mother and their father
hadn’t sent me back to the Dark Ages again.”
“It’s just as well that they did!” said Crubby. “You don’t belong there for
one moment.”
The dragon sighed. “Maybe not—maybe not—but, Crubby, let me
introduce you to my new friends, fresh from the future. Turn around,
Crubby.”
Crubby didn’t seem at all excited about meeting Grandma and the children.
He took his time about turning around on the dragon’s palm, and then he
stood just like a Fourth of July orator on a platform, and bowed very
distantly, with his right hand pressed to his chest, the fingers spread out.
“This is Crubby,” announced the dragon with a great deal of pride. “He’s
my most intimate friend.” And Johnathan instantly thought of a mouse and
an elephant, although mice and elephants are really not supposed to be
friendly the least little bit.
“Oh, isn’t he the cutest little fellow!” cried Janet Jane, really meaning it, but
Crubby did not seem to like this a bit. His pride was hurt, and he
deliberately snubbed Janet Jane and all the rest, for that matter, by turning
his back. He faced the dragon once more, and the dragon looked lovingly at
him and said, “Dear old Crubby, I’m so happy to see you again, and I’m so
grateful I didn’t take you with me when I was looking ahead.”
“I wouldn’t have gone if you’d asked me,” said the impudent little mite,
turning his pimple-of-a-nose up in the air.
got too far ahead, this trip.”
Crubby seemed to be grimly delighted. “Umm, I thought so! I thought so!
Well, smarty, what did you learn by looking ahead?”
“Very little that was pleasant,” the dragon admitted, sadly. “I found myself
all out-of-date and very, very lonesome. That is, lonesome until I found
Grandame and the children.”
“Oh,” muttered the tiny man, not at all pleased.
The dragon hastened on to explain. “You see, they believed in me, Crubby.
They gave me a place in their world, do you understand? So I might have
stayed up there in the future all the time, if their mother and their father
hadn’t sent me back to the Dark Ages again.”
“It’s just as well that they did!” said Crubby. “You don’t belong there for
one moment.”
The dragon sighed. “Maybe not—maybe not—but, Crubby, let me
introduce you to my new friends, fresh from the future. Turn around,
Crubby.”
Crubby didn’t seem at all excited about meeting Grandma and the children.
He took his time about turning around on the dragon’s palm, and then he
stood just like a Fourth of July orator on a platform, and bowed very
distantly, with his right hand pressed to his chest, the fingers spread out.
“This is Crubby,” announced the dragon with a great deal of pride. “He’s
my most intimate friend.” And Johnathan instantly thought of a mouse and
an elephant, although mice and elephants are really not supposed to be
friendly the least little bit.
“Oh, isn’t he the cutest little fellow!” cried Janet Jane, really meaning it, but
Crubby did not seem to like this a bit. His pride was hurt, and he
deliberately snubbed Janet Jane and all the rest, for that matter, by turning
his back. He faced the dragon once more, and the dragon looked lovingly at
him and said, “Dear old Crubby, I’m so happy to see you again, and I’m so
grateful I didn’t take you with me when I was looking ahead.”
“I wouldn’t have gone if you’d asked me,” said the impudent little mite,
turning his pimple-of-a-nose up in the air.
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“You would have had a most miserable time,” the dragon went on.
“I don’t doubt it,” snapped Crubby, “judging by what it’s done to you!”
“Now, just how do you mean that, Crubby?” asked the dragon. “Do I look
so terrible?”
“You certainly do!”
“How? Have I lost my good looks?” The dragon was really distressed, and
Grandma couldn’t help whispering to Peter that she thought Crubby had a
very mean disposition.
“In the first place,” Crubby continued, relentlessly, “you’re all out of
condition. Imagine you, a perfectly healthy, athletic dragon being exhausted
after a little run like that! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!”
The dragon looked sheepish and tried to defend himself: “It wasn’t a little
run, Crubby. It was a very long run, clear from 1927 back to 1227.”
But Crubby waived that excuse aside and said, testily, “Don’t talk nonsense.
I’m going to run you up the volcano and back, every morning before
breakfast, to harden up your muscles again. What would become of you
now if a knight should take it into his head to do battle with you?”
“Am I really as soft as that?” queried the dragon, pathetically. “My, you
make me afraid!”
“You ought to be! You’re soft and you’re fat!”
“Fat?” exclaimed the dragon. “How could that be, when I was almost
starved, living on grass?”
“No more excuses!” commanded the little man, wagging a finger in the
dragon’s face. “For let me tell you, this is no time for you to be making
excuses!”
“Just what do you mean by that, Crubby? Tell me, what has happened since
I’ve been away?”
“Oh, a terrible thing,” said Crubby, “and it’s all your fault for delving into
the future.”
Surely, here was excitement and adventure beginning already, and the
children, led by Grams, tiptoed up closer to catch every tiny chirp of the
“I don’t doubt it,” snapped Crubby, “judging by what it’s done to you!”
“Now, just how do you mean that, Crubby?” asked the dragon. “Do I look
so terrible?”
“You certainly do!”
“How? Have I lost my good looks?” The dragon was really distressed, and
Grandma couldn’t help whispering to Peter that she thought Crubby had a
very mean disposition.
“In the first place,” Crubby continued, relentlessly, “you’re all out of
condition. Imagine you, a perfectly healthy, athletic dragon being exhausted
after a little run like that! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!”
The dragon looked sheepish and tried to defend himself: “It wasn’t a little
run, Crubby. It was a very long run, clear from 1927 back to 1227.”
But Crubby waived that excuse aside and said, testily, “Don’t talk nonsense.
I’m going to run you up the volcano and back, every morning before
breakfast, to harden up your muscles again. What would become of you
now if a knight should take it into his head to do battle with you?”
“Am I really as soft as that?” queried the dragon, pathetically. “My, you
make me afraid!”
“You ought to be! You’re soft and you’re fat!”
“Fat?” exclaimed the dragon. “How could that be, when I was almost
starved, living on grass?”
“No more excuses!” commanded the little man, wagging a finger in the
dragon’s face. “For let me tell you, this is no time for you to be making
excuses!”
“Just what do you mean by that, Crubby? Tell me, what has happened since
I’ve been away?”
“Oh, a terrible thing,” said Crubby, “and it’s all your fault for delving into
the future.”
Surely, here was excitement and adventure beginning already, and the
children, led by Grams, tiptoed up closer to catch every tiny chirp of the
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little brown gnome.
“What do you mean?—tell me, Crubby!” begged the dragon, but Crubby
took his time, cleared his throat, adjusted his brown belt, took a few turns
up and down, and then said planting himself very firmly with his legs wide
apart, “Your Princess Silver Toes is gone.”
“What?” cried the dragon—“Silver Toes gone? And I was saving her as a
beautiful surprise for the children. But how could she be gone? She was
enchanted!”
“Yes, she was enchanted, but an enchanted princess can be stolen, can’t she,
you idiotic fellow!” fairly screamed the irritable little man—“Oh, I warned
you never to go looking ahead.”
“But who has stolen her, Crubby? Who has stolen my Silver Toes?” The
dragon was really distressed.
“Now, who do you suppose? Have you forgotten your enemies so soon?”
“Yes, I have,” admitted the dragon, ready to weep. “I’ve forgotten my
enemies and I’ve forgotten the magic formula that changes my shape and
makes me invisible.”
“Oh, my beard and my nose!” cried Crubby, although he didn’t have a
beard. “Such a thing I’ve never, never heard. Now suppose I’d forgotten it?
You’d be in a nice muddle, wouldn’t you?”
“But you haven’t, Crubby! Oh, please say you haven’t!”
“Well,” drawled the tiny man, keeping the dragon in terrible suspense
—“Well,—I just wonder now—I just wonder. Maybe I have.”
“But your memory was always much better than mine, Crubby. You know
you haven’t forgotten it,” stammered the poor dragon.
Finally Crubby gave in. “No, I really haven’t,” he admitted, “which is
certainly fortunate for you. However, that isn’t important, right at this
moment.”
The dragon agreed. “The important thing is Silver Toes. Who stole her,
Crubby? Please tell me.”
“What do you mean?—tell me, Crubby!” begged the dragon, but Crubby
took his time, cleared his throat, adjusted his brown belt, took a few turns
up and down, and then said planting himself very firmly with his legs wide
apart, “Your Princess Silver Toes is gone.”
“What?” cried the dragon—“Silver Toes gone? And I was saving her as a
beautiful surprise for the children. But how could she be gone? She was
enchanted!”
“Yes, she was enchanted, but an enchanted princess can be stolen, can’t she,
you idiotic fellow!” fairly screamed the irritable little man—“Oh, I warned
you never to go looking ahead.”
“But who has stolen her, Crubby? Who has stolen my Silver Toes?” The
dragon was really distressed.
“Now, who do you suppose? Have you forgotten your enemies so soon?”
“Yes, I have,” admitted the dragon, ready to weep. “I’ve forgotten my
enemies and I’ve forgotten the magic formula that changes my shape and
makes me invisible.”
“Oh, my beard and my nose!” cried Crubby, although he didn’t have a
beard. “Such a thing I’ve never, never heard. Now suppose I’d forgotten it?
You’d be in a nice muddle, wouldn’t you?”
“But you haven’t, Crubby! Oh, please say you haven’t!”
“Well,” drawled the tiny man, keeping the dragon in terrible suspense
—“Well,—I just wonder now—I just wonder. Maybe I have.”
“But your memory was always much better than mine, Crubby. You know
you haven’t forgotten it,” stammered the poor dragon.
Finally Crubby gave in. “No, I really haven’t,” he admitted, “which is
certainly fortunate for you. However, that isn’t important, right at this
moment.”
The dragon agreed. “The important thing is Silver Toes. Who stole her,
Crubby? Please tell me.”
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For another agonizing minute, Crubby kept them all in suspense; then he
said to the dragon, “Come to the door with me,” and the dragon obeyed.
Grandma and the children followed, puzzled and excited.
In the thick mud by the river bank, just where the black water flowed from
the cave, Crubby pointed down to a large footprint that was shaped for all
the world, Johnathan thought, like a four-leaf clover or a shamrock.
“Now, what does that look like?” demanded Crubby, and the dragon said
immediately, his brow all puckered—“Why, that’s the footprint of Dallahan,
the Irish dragon.”
“Yes!” hissed Crubby, “Dallahan! Now what do you think of that?”
The dragon clasped his brow, and swayed back and forth like somebody
gone suddenly dizzy, and nearly fell into the river. “Dallahan! Oh, me, oh,
my! Oh, zounds, oh, woe! Dallahan is the most powerful and resourceful
dragon in the whole Dark Ages. What can we do about it?”
“Do about it? Why, we’ll just find him and take the princess away from
him!” screamed the little man, thumping his puffed up chest with his fists;
and then turning to the little Baxters and Grandma, he pointed a stern finger
right in their amazed faces—“And you’ll help us!” adding as they stared at
him, speechless—“Oh, don’t think you can go backwards, way into the
Dark Ages, without risking your lives. You’re going to get your share of
adventure—lots of it!”
Grandma put her hands on her hips and thrust out her sharp chin. “Don’t
think you can frighten us!” she snapped. “Adventure was what we all came
out to find!” And her fearful expression of defiance so startled the little mite
that he fell back and rubbed his chin in a most perplexed manner. From then
on, he had a deep respect for Grandma and listened to everything she had to
say.
said to the dragon, “Come to the door with me,” and the dragon obeyed.
Grandma and the children followed, puzzled and excited.
In the thick mud by the river bank, just where the black water flowed from
the cave, Crubby pointed down to a large footprint that was shaped for all
the world, Johnathan thought, like a four-leaf clover or a shamrock.
“Now, what does that look like?” demanded Crubby, and the dragon said
immediately, his brow all puckered—“Why, that’s the footprint of Dallahan,
the Irish dragon.”
“Yes!” hissed Crubby, “Dallahan! Now what do you think of that?”
The dragon clasped his brow, and swayed back and forth like somebody
gone suddenly dizzy, and nearly fell into the river. “Dallahan! Oh, me, oh,
my! Oh, zounds, oh, woe! Dallahan is the most powerful and resourceful
dragon in the whole Dark Ages. What can we do about it?”
“Do about it? Why, we’ll just find him and take the princess away from
him!” screamed the little man, thumping his puffed up chest with his fists;
and then turning to the little Baxters and Grandma, he pointed a stern finger
right in their amazed faces—“And you’ll help us!” adding as they stared at
him, speechless—“Oh, don’t think you can go backwards, way into the
Dark Ages, without risking your lives. You’re going to get your share of
adventure—lots of it!”
Grandma put her hands on her hips and thrust out her sharp chin. “Don’t
think you can frighten us!” she snapped. “Adventure was what we all came
out to find!” And her fearful expression of defiance so startled the little mite
that he fell back and rubbed his chin in a most perplexed manner. From then
on, he had a deep respect for Grandma and listened to everything she had to
say.
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CHAPTER IX
THE ENCHANTED SILVER TOES
THEY all returned to the dragon’s apartment, and presently Crubby
disappeared through his little door, very quick and business-like, saying
he’d be back in a moment to plan the campaign; and the poor dragon
walked up and down, his paws clasped behind his back, his head bent and
his brow knitted in thought.
Grandma allowed him to pace for a few moments and then stopped him. “If
we’re going to help you, we’ve got to know something about this enchanted
princess of yours. Who is she and how did she become enchanted?”
The dragon paused and heaved a great sigh. “Oh, my scales and my claws,”
he said, plaintively, “it’s a long story, but I suppose you’ll just have to know
it. It seems a shame, though, that I have to be such a poor host, throwing my
guests into trouble and excitement as soon as they step into my house.”
Grandma spoke up sharply. “Don’t be absurd! We’re looking for
excitement.”
“Ah, but you don’t know Dallahan. He’s much more than excitement. He’s
almost certain death.”
“Come, come,” said Grandma, “don’t talk like that. There’s nothing certain
about anything. Now, stop imagining things and tell us about this princess.”
Down in a great chair the dragon sat, wrapping his great tail around him
like a cloak, and Grandma, the children and the dogs surrounded him.
“Well, you see,” began the dragon slowly, “Silver Toes came to me quite
unexpectedly. In fact, she was left on my doorstep.”
“Oh, just a tiny baby?” cried Janet Jane. “Was she in a basket?”
“No. She was too big for a basket. She was just sixteen when she was left
here, and she’s been just sixteen ever since.”
“How could that be?” asked Johnathan.
THE ENCHANTED SILVER TOES
THEY all returned to the dragon’s apartment, and presently Crubby
disappeared through his little door, very quick and business-like, saying
he’d be back in a moment to plan the campaign; and the poor dragon
walked up and down, his paws clasped behind his back, his head bent and
his brow knitted in thought.
Grandma allowed him to pace for a few moments and then stopped him. “If
we’re going to help you, we’ve got to know something about this enchanted
princess of yours. Who is she and how did she become enchanted?”
The dragon paused and heaved a great sigh. “Oh, my scales and my claws,”
he said, plaintively, “it’s a long story, but I suppose you’ll just have to know
it. It seems a shame, though, that I have to be such a poor host, throwing my
guests into trouble and excitement as soon as they step into my house.”
Grandma spoke up sharply. “Don’t be absurd! We’re looking for
excitement.”
“Ah, but you don’t know Dallahan. He’s much more than excitement. He’s
almost certain death.”
“Come, come,” said Grandma, “don’t talk like that. There’s nothing certain
about anything. Now, stop imagining things and tell us about this princess.”
Down in a great chair the dragon sat, wrapping his great tail around him
like a cloak, and Grandma, the children and the dogs surrounded him.
“Well, you see,” began the dragon slowly, “Silver Toes came to me quite
unexpectedly. In fact, she was left on my doorstep.”
“Oh, just a tiny baby?” cried Janet Jane. “Was she in a basket?”
“No. She was too big for a basket. She was just sixteen when she was left
here, and she’s been just sixteen ever since.”
“How could that be?” asked Johnathan.
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“Enchanted princesses never grow any older until the enchantment is
broken. Then they pick up the years from just where they left off, and go
right on, the same as other folks.”
“Oh, that ought to be fun,” thrilled Janet Jane. “Suppose we could get
enchanted on Christmas day and stay right there as long as we wanted to
stay?”
“Stop supposing and interrupting, and let the dragon go on with his story,”
ordered Grandma. “Every moment is precious.”
The dragon sighed and continued. “It was a very stormy night, and very
cold. The wind was shrieking through the cave, and the river was up very
high. I thought any moment it would leap its banks and flow into my
apartment. I was lying down, thinking about the future, as usual, when I
heard something above the noises of the storm. It sounded to me like the
flapping of great wings, and I thought maybe it was the big black crow who
lives on the battlements of Count Ganneymeade’s castle, come to pay me a
visit, but when I called his name there was no answer, and the noise had
stopped. I thought that was strange, so I wandered out to the entrance of my
cave, and there I found the Princess Silver Toes, lying on the doorstep, in a
red dress all encrusted with moonstones. She was dripping wet and her
white face was covered with her golden hair. I lifted her up and carried her
into my apartment and put her on a couch. Her red slippers were dripping
wet, also, so I took them off and it was then I discovered that she had silver
toes.”
“Really, really silver?” asked Janet Jane.
“Oh, yes indeed, really silver. Then I knew who she was. She was the
daughter of a rich old king named Egbert, who had a river of liquid silver
running through his courtyard.”
“If it was running through his courtyard it must have been quick silver,
wasn’t it?” asked Johnathan, receiving a scowl from Grams.
“Perhaps,” replied the dragon. “I only know it was a river of real silver,
filled with silver fish, silver frogs, silver pollywogs and silver turtles. In
fact, anything that dipped into that river became silver at once, so King
Egbert had warned his daughter not to go near it. But one summer
afternoon, a very, very hot summer afternoon, the princess longed to go
broken. Then they pick up the years from just where they left off, and go
right on, the same as other folks.”
“Oh, that ought to be fun,” thrilled Janet Jane. “Suppose we could get
enchanted on Christmas day and stay right there as long as we wanted to
stay?”
“Stop supposing and interrupting, and let the dragon go on with his story,”
ordered Grandma. “Every moment is precious.”
The dragon sighed and continued. “It was a very stormy night, and very
cold. The wind was shrieking through the cave, and the river was up very
high. I thought any moment it would leap its banks and flow into my
apartment. I was lying down, thinking about the future, as usual, when I
heard something above the noises of the storm. It sounded to me like the
flapping of great wings, and I thought maybe it was the big black crow who
lives on the battlements of Count Ganneymeade’s castle, come to pay me a
visit, but when I called his name there was no answer, and the noise had
stopped. I thought that was strange, so I wandered out to the entrance of my
cave, and there I found the Princess Silver Toes, lying on the doorstep, in a
red dress all encrusted with moonstones. She was dripping wet and her
white face was covered with her golden hair. I lifted her up and carried her
into my apartment and put her on a couch. Her red slippers were dripping
wet, also, so I took them off and it was then I discovered that she had silver
toes.”
“Really, really silver?” asked Janet Jane.
“Oh, yes indeed, really silver. Then I knew who she was. She was the
daughter of a rich old king named Egbert, who had a river of liquid silver
running through his courtyard.”
“If it was running through his courtyard it must have been quick silver,
wasn’t it?” asked Johnathan, receiving a scowl from Grams.
“Perhaps,” replied the dragon. “I only know it was a river of real silver,
filled with silver fish, silver frogs, silver pollywogs and silver turtles. In
fact, anything that dipped into that river became silver at once, so King
Egbert had warned his daughter not to go near it. But one summer
afternoon, a very, very hot summer afternoon, the princess longed to go
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wading in the river—it looked oh, very cool—all silver you know—and so
when no one was watching, she sat down on the bank and took off her
slippers and unloosened her long hair. Gaily she dipped and dabbled her
little pink toes in the silver stream. Oh, how good the soft silver felt,
running between her toes, and the princess was cooled instantly, but when
she tried to wriggle her feet, she found she couldn’t. Drawing them out in
alarm, she saw that her toes had been changed to silver.
“She was very much frightened then, for she had disobeyed her father who
was so strict and stern, and she knew she would be severely punished.
Quickly she put on her red slippers, attempting to hide the silver toes, and
she bound up her long hair under her cap. However, she found that silver
toes made her limp painfully, and this was very unfortunate for she used to
almost fly across the marble floors of the castle. And that night there was a
ball given in her honor, and when she tried to dance with a young prince,
she could only hop like a frog, and of course every one noticed, and the old
king was very angry.
“When he discovered how she had disobeyed him, he put her in a tall silver
tower and hid her away from the world. It was not his intention to keep her
there very long, he loved her too much for that, but a day or two after he
had imprisoned her, he was thrown from his horse in the hunt, and was
instantly killed. Then his castle was destroyed by his enemies and his
household was scattered and Silver Toes was forgotten in her tall tower of
silver. A green cockatoo used to bring her food from the forest—
pomegranates, purple figs, and wild yellow honey in little baskets of leaves.
“So she lived in sorrow for a year and three days, and then an evil witch
came by the tower and heard Silver Toes weeping. This old witch was an
enchantress and just looking for something to enchant, just as some people
are always looking for a quarrel, and so she turned herself into a fat, black
bumblebee and flew up to the top of the silver tower and through the
narrow window. She alighted on Silver Toes’ hand and stung her between
the thumb and first finger, and enchanted her, first changing her into a
thistledown seed so that she could carry her to the ground.
“When the old witch got back to her home on the other side of the green
cockatoo’s forest, she changed Silver Toes into a princess again, and cast
the spell of sleep upon her, standing her up in a corner. Then she opened an
when no one was watching, she sat down on the bank and took off her
slippers and unloosened her long hair. Gaily she dipped and dabbled her
little pink toes in the silver stream. Oh, how good the soft silver felt,
running between her toes, and the princess was cooled instantly, but when
she tried to wriggle her feet, she found she couldn’t. Drawing them out in
alarm, she saw that her toes had been changed to silver.
“She was very much frightened then, for she had disobeyed her father who
was so strict and stern, and she knew she would be severely punished.
Quickly she put on her red slippers, attempting to hide the silver toes, and
she bound up her long hair under her cap. However, she found that silver
toes made her limp painfully, and this was very unfortunate for she used to
almost fly across the marble floors of the castle. And that night there was a
ball given in her honor, and when she tried to dance with a young prince,
she could only hop like a frog, and of course every one noticed, and the old
king was very angry.
“When he discovered how she had disobeyed him, he put her in a tall silver
tower and hid her away from the world. It was not his intention to keep her
there very long, he loved her too much for that, but a day or two after he
had imprisoned her, he was thrown from his horse in the hunt, and was
instantly killed. Then his castle was destroyed by his enemies and his
household was scattered and Silver Toes was forgotten in her tall tower of
silver. A green cockatoo used to bring her food from the forest—
pomegranates, purple figs, and wild yellow honey in little baskets of leaves.
“So she lived in sorrow for a year and three days, and then an evil witch
came by the tower and heard Silver Toes weeping. This old witch was an
enchantress and just looking for something to enchant, just as some people
are always looking for a quarrel, and so she turned herself into a fat, black
bumblebee and flew up to the top of the silver tower and through the
narrow window. She alighted on Silver Toes’ hand and stung her between
the thumb and first finger, and enchanted her, first changing her into a
thistledown seed so that she could carry her to the ground.
“When the old witch got back to her home on the other side of the green
cockatoo’s forest, she changed Silver Toes into a princess again, and cast
the spell of sleep upon her, standing her up in a corner. Then she opened an
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iron chest, all wrapped in cobwebs, and dressed the sleeping Silver Toes in
a red robe encrusted with magic moonstones. And then she would put a
green robe upon her encrusted with pink carnelians, and then a yellow robe
encrusted with cat’s eye emeralds, and a robe of lilac encrusted with
acquamarines.”
“What a quaint but charming idea,” said old-fashioned Janet Jane.
“Yes, it was,” agreed the dragon,—“and so she kept her as a beautiful
plaything, just as you, Janet Jane, would keep your favorite doll, dressing
her in wonderful clothes that the old witch had stolen from gipsies and
pirates and silk merchants from the magic cities of the far, far East. You see,
the old crone, being so ugly, wanted to surround herself with beautiful
things, which was one of her good traits.”
“She strikes me as being very pathetic,” said Grandma.
“She was in a way,” said the dragon, “chiefly because she was so very, very
lonesome. But to go on—bye and bye the old witch grew tired of having the
princess there, merely to look at—she thought she would like to hear this
beautiful girl sing, so she took away the spell of dumbness but not the spell
of sleep, so that Silver Toes could sing beautiful ballads of the long, long
ago, but would still be unconscious.”
“That’s like talking in your sleep, isn’t it?” asked Johnathan.
“Quite so,” replied the dragon, “quite so. Ballad after ballad the princess
would sing to the witch as the old crone stooped over her steaming
cauldrons, mixing her magic brews, and the old witch could turn her on and
off, just like a mechanical toy.”
“More like a radio,” said Peter, but Grandma hushed him and motioned the
dragon to go on. The dragon hurried along: “One day, the witch decided to
take the princess out for an airing. She saw that the girl was becoming as
pale as wax from standing all the time in a corner of the dark kitchen,
breathing the fumes of the witch’s cauldron, so out they went, the old crone
having first taken away the spell from Silver Toes’ legs so that she could
walk.
“Into the thick, black forest they went, and it was so dark there that the
brewing storm was not noticeable. They had not gone far before the storm
broke. My, that was a corker! I’ll never forget it. It rained so hard that I
a red robe encrusted with magic moonstones. And then she would put a
green robe upon her encrusted with pink carnelians, and then a yellow robe
encrusted with cat’s eye emeralds, and a robe of lilac encrusted with
acquamarines.”
“What a quaint but charming idea,” said old-fashioned Janet Jane.
“Yes, it was,” agreed the dragon,—“and so she kept her as a beautiful
plaything, just as you, Janet Jane, would keep your favorite doll, dressing
her in wonderful clothes that the old witch had stolen from gipsies and
pirates and silk merchants from the magic cities of the far, far East. You see,
the old crone, being so ugly, wanted to surround herself with beautiful
things, which was one of her good traits.”
“She strikes me as being very pathetic,” said Grandma.
“She was in a way,” said the dragon, “chiefly because she was so very, very
lonesome. But to go on—bye and bye the old witch grew tired of having the
princess there, merely to look at—she thought she would like to hear this
beautiful girl sing, so she took away the spell of dumbness but not the spell
of sleep, so that Silver Toes could sing beautiful ballads of the long, long
ago, but would still be unconscious.”
“That’s like talking in your sleep, isn’t it?” asked Johnathan.
“Quite so,” replied the dragon, “quite so. Ballad after ballad the princess
would sing to the witch as the old crone stooped over her steaming
cauldrons, mixing her magic brews, and the old witch could turn her on and
off, just like a mechanical toy.”
“More like a radio,” said Peter, but Grandma hushed him and motioned the
dragon to go on. The dragon hurried along: “One day, the witch decided to
take the princess out for an airing. She saw that the girl was becoming as
pale as wax from standing all the time in a corner of the dark kitchen,
breathing the fumes of the witch’s cauldron, so out they went, the old crone
having first taken away the spell from Silver Toes’ legs so that she could
walk.
“Into the thick, black forest they went, and it was so dark there that the
brewing storm was not noticeable. They had not gone far before the storm
broke. My, that was a corker! I’ll never forget it. It rained so hard that I
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thought it would put out the fire in the volcano, and the thunder and the
lightning seemed to rip away the sky. Well, the old witch became confused
and half-blinded by the rain, and so the princess saw her chance to escape
and started to run.”
“Hurray!” shouted Peter, but Grandma put a firm hand over his mouth.
SILVER TOES ESCAPES FROM THE OLD WITCH
The dragon continued: “So the old witch became more confused than ever
and began all sorts of strange sentences with all sorts of strange words:
Mumblegum, Bubblebug, Itchibib, Snatcharib, Prancapup,—these words all
being very good charm words, but none of them would work because of the
wet weather, and the witch became frantic because she felt so helpless. The
more frantic she became, the faster she tried to run and this made it all the
more difficult for she ran six steps and slipped back seven which wasn’t
getting very far, to be sure. At last, when the princess had disappeared
completely from sight, the witch did control herself, and fastening bat
wings to her heels, she flew after Silver Toes.”
lightning seemed to rip away the sky. Well, the old witch became confused
and half-blinded by the rain, and so the princess saw her chance to escape
and started to run.”
“Hurray!” shouted Peter, but Grandma put a firm hand over his mouth.
SILVER TOES ESCAPES FROM THE OLD WITCH
The dragon continued: “So the old witch became more confused than ever
and began all sorts of strange sentences with all sorts of strange words:
Mumblegum, Bubblebug, Itchibib, Snatcharib, Prancapup,—these words all
being very good charm words, but none of them would work because of the
wet weather, and the witch became frantic because she felt so helpless. The
more frantic she became, the faster she tried to run and this made it all the
more difficult for she ran six steps and slipped back seven which wasn’t
getting very far, to be sure. At last, when the princess had disappeared
completely from sight, the witch did control herself, and fastening bat
wings to her heels, she flew after Silver Toes.”
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“Oh, heavens!” cried Janet Jane, her eyes very round, “I hope she didn’t
catch the princess again.”
“She almost did! It was the storm that saved Silver Toes, for just as the
witch was about to catch up with her, a great fork of lightning struck a
juniper tree and down it fell on the old crone’s head and crushed her to
death. It was at that moment that I heard Silver Toes scream, and she
dropped at the door of my cave.”
“Was she still enchanted?” asked Johnathan.
“Oh, yes. As soon as she opened her eyes she began to sing again, and she
sang her whole history straight through from the time she had dipped her
toes into the silver river, right up to the moment she fell down on my
doorstep. And she sang it all in rhyme too.”
“My!” breathed Janet Jane, “she must have been very talented.”
“Oh, she was for a fact,” the dragon sighed deeply, “and how I grew to love
that child in the beautiful red robe with the magic moonstones. I was very
lonely, you see—my beautiful mother had just been killed, and—and”—
here tears gathered in the dragon’s eyes—“and—and I had hoped to keep
Silver Toes as a companion for my old age—but—but now she’s been
stolen away from me—stolen—stolen—stolen away—and it’s all my fault
for leaving her alone and running off into the future—” He jumped up and
began to pace again—“Oh, my scaley tail, I must find her! I must! I must!”
He really carried on most hysterically and childishly, slashing his tail about,
wringing his paws, and ruffling his scales, until Grandma and the children
had to get out of his way, and the uncontrolled fire leaped from his mouth.
Then Crubby returned, wearing a little coat of chain-mail, and it didn’t take
more than one word from the tiny mite to make the dragon quiet down. The
big beast seemed to collapse like a telescope and become smaller and
extremely meek. “Yes, Crubby,” he said humbly, “what have you decided to
do?”
“The first thing is to go to Allan the armorer and get your friends fitted.
They can’t go into battle with a dragon, dressed only in their night gowns.”
“Real armor?” chirped Peter, “real, real armor?”
catch the princess again.”
“She almost did! It was the storm that saved Silver Toes, for just as the
witch was about to catch up with her, a great fork of lightning struck a
juniper tree and down it fell on the old crone’s head and crushed her to
death. It was at that moment that I heard Silver Toes scream, and she
dropped at the door of my cave.”
“Was she still enchanted?” asked Johnathan.
“Oh, yes. As soon as she opened her eyes she began to sing again, and she
sang her whole history straight through from the time she had dipped her
toes into the silver river, right up to the moment she fell down on my
doorstep. And she sang it all in rhyme too.”
“My!” breathed Janet Jane, “she must have been very talented.”
“Oh, she was for a fact,” the dragon sighed deeply, “and how I grew to love
that child in the beautiful red robe with the magic moonstones. I was very
lonely, you see—my beautiful mother had just been killed, and—and”—
here tears gathered in the dragon’s eyes—“and—and I had hoped to keep
Silver Toes as a companion for my old age—but—but now she’s been
stolen away from me—stolen—stolen—stolen away—and it’s all my fault
for leaving her alone and running off into the future—” He jumped up and
began to pace again—“Oh, my scaley tail, I must find her! I must! I must!”
He really carried on most hysterically and childishly, slashing his tail about,
wringing his paws, and ruffling his scales, until Grandma and the children
had to get out of his way, and the uncontrolled fire leaped from his mouth.
Then Crubby returned, wearing a little coat of chain-mail, and it didn’t take
more than one word from the tiny mite to make the dragon quiet down. The
big beast seemed to collapse like a telescope and become smaller and
extremely meek. “Yes, Crubby,” he said humbly, “what have you decided to
do?”
“The first thing is to go to Allan the armorer and get your friends fitted.
They can’t go into battle with a dragon, dressed only in their night gowns.”
“Real armor?” chirped Peter, “real, real armor?”
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“Yes, yes,” snapped Crubby, “but hustle around now,—quick!” And he
clapped his hands smartly together, and the children and the dogs hustled
furiously, not really knowing why.
“Get on my back,” spoke the dragon, “and let’s be off to Allan the armorer.”
Grandma decided not to take her famous rocking chair along. It would only
be in the way and might get lost, so grasping her mysterious knitting bag,
she was the first to mount the dragon, the children and the dogs following
her immediately. Crubby took his place behind the dragon’s ear, so that he
could shout directions, Peter thought, and out of the cave they dashed, so
quickly that it took everybody’s breath away.
clapped his hands smartly together, and the children and the dogs hustled
furiously, not really knowing why.
“Get on my back,” spoke the dragon, “and let’s be off to Allan the armorer.”
Grandma decided not to take her famous rocking chair along. It would only
be in the way and might get lost, so grasping her mysterious knitting bag,
she was the first to mount the dragon, the children and the dogs following
her immediately. Crubby took his place behind the dragon’s ear, so that he
could shout directions, Peter thought, and out of the cave they dashed, so
quickly that it took everybody’s breath away.
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CHAPTER X
ALLAN THE ARMORER
ALLAN the armorer was a wise little hunchback who had his shop on the
king’s great highway. He wore a big ruby in the very tip of his long hooked
nose, and he thought it looked very beautiful there. Maybe it did, who
knows? “People wear stones in their ears, why not in their noses?”
Johnathan argued to himself when he saw it.
Allan was very busy just at this time, for there was a war going on, the
siege of the castle that the children had glimpsed from the dragon’s back,
and Crubby had to do much pleading with him before he would stop work
to measure the little Baxters and Grandma for suits of mail.
ALLAN THE ARMORER
ALLAN the armorer was a wise little hunchback who had his shop on the
king’s great highway. He wore a big ruby in the very tip of his long hooked
nose, and he thought it looked very beautiful there. Maybe it did, who
knows? “People wear stones in their ears, why not in their noses?”
Johnathan argued to himself when he saw it.
Allan was very busy just at this time, for there was a war going on, the
siege of the castle that the children had glimpsed from the dragon’s back,
and Crubby had to do much pleading with him before he would stop work
to measure the little Baxters and Grandma for suits of mail.
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GRANDMA AND THE CHILDREN COME TO BE MEASURED
FOR SUITS OF MAIL
Such excitement as was going on in that tailor shop, you never have seen!
“Just like a department store at Christmas,” remarked Janet Jane, “only
worse, I guess.” The din was ear-splitting. You had to shriek to be heard.
Knights would thunder in on horseback, or would come rushing in on foot,
their armor banging and clanging, and how they would shout for service
and demand all sorts of impossible things at once. Little pages, just like
messenger boys, scurried about yelling for their masters’ armor—“But you
said he could have it at five o’clock!” “I didn’t!” “You did!” “I didn’t!”
“You did!” “It isn’t five yet, anyhow!” “It is! It’s five and then morning!”
“No!” “But he has to have it! He has to fight all morning and afternoon, and
he can’t go out in that old suit! It’s filled with holes and bags at the knees!”
And in the back room where the tailors worked, sitting up with their legs
crossed like scissors, the noise and confusion was even worse. You can
imagine it, can’t you? Think of working with hammers and bolts, and
FOR SUITS OF MAIL
Such excitement as was going on in that tailor shop, you never have seen!
“Just like a department store at Christmas,” remarked Janet Jane, “only
worse, I guess.” The din was ear-splitting. You had to shriek to be heard.
Knights would thunder in on horseback, or would come rushing in on foot,
their armor banging and clanging, and how they would shout for service
and demand all sorts of impossible things at once. Little pages, just like
messenger boys, scurried about yelling for their masters’ armor—“But you
said he could have it at five o’clock!” “I didn’t!” “You did!” “I didn’t!”
“You did!” “It isn’t five yet, anyhow!” “It is! It’s five and then morning!”
“No!” “But he has to have it! He has to fight all morning and afternoon, and
he can’t go out in that old suit! It’s filled with holes and bags at the knees!”
And in the back room where the tailors worked, sitting up with their legs
crossed like scissors, the noise and confusion was even worse. You can
imagine it, can’t you? Think of working with hammers and bolts, and
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pinchers and pliers, and iron and steel, instead of needles and thread, and
scissors and thimbles! It resembled a blacksmith’s shop with all its
clangety-clang-clang, and forges stuck out red tongues and sparks flew.
Well, Allan himself couldn’t wait on Crubby’s party, so they were turned
over to Allan’s brother-in-law, Lars the Red, who had hair like fire, and a
disposition just as fiery. He pulled the children about as if they had no
feelings at all, as he fitted them, but when it came to pulling Grandma
about, that was a different story. She gave him one terrifying look from
behind her steel-rimmed spectacles and he became gentle and extremely
polite, and bowed almost double when she asked him a question. Even his
red hair that was standing up all over his head calmed down and lay flat.
After that, he picked out the best ready-to-wear armor in the whole shop,
and took great care in fitting it, seeing that the shoulders set just right and
the vizors were in working order, and the joints were well-oiled and the
bolts were tight. Oh, how pleased the dragon was to see Grandma and the
children getting into their armor—even the dogs were given little coats of
steel that fitted around their middles like blankets, and the dragon was quite
tearful because they all looked so beautiful.
Of course, Johnathan and Peter were delighted when they each received a
sword,—Peter gladly exchanging his wooden one for a real slim blade of
Damascus steel, but Janet Jane was rather afraid of hers,—she never liked
swords, anyhow, or guns either, and she had great difficulty in getting it
back into its sheath, once she had taken it out. Grandma received a sword
too and poked it at Red Lars whenever she thought he was becoming fiery
again.
Crubby marched up and down like a little officer with his chest puffed out,
giving orders in his shrill voice, standing on his very tiptoes, and wagging
his finger. “Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!” he kept on shrieking.
At length they were all fitted. Grandma looked very strange in her black
armor with her sharp nose sticking out from the vizor, spectacles still on,
and, somehow, the armor didn’t fit right in places, and the mysterious
knitting bag didn’t match at all. But the children were fitted perfectly in
small sizes and they couldn’t help exclaiming with delight when they saw
themselves in the tall mirror that was stood up in a corner by two strange
objects that looked like monkeys but had no tails and were much larger than
scissors and thimbles! It resembled a blacksmith’s shop with all its
clangety-clang-clang, and forges stuck out red tongues and sparks flew.
Well, Allan himself couldn’t wait on Crubby’s party, so they were turned
over to Allan’s brother-in-law, Lars the Red, who had hair like fire, and a
disposition just as fiery. He pulled the children about as if they had no
feelings at all, as he fitted them, but when it came to pulling Grandma
about, that was a different story. She gave him one terrifying look from
behind her steel-rimmed spectacles and he became gentle and extremely
polite, and bowed almost double when she asked him a question. Even his
red hair that was standing up all over his head calmed down and lay flat.
After that, he picked out the best ready-to-wear armor in the whole shop,
and took great care in fitting it, seeing that the shoulders set just right and
the vizors were in working order, and the joints were well-oiled and the
bolts were tight. Oh, how pleased the dragon was to see Grandma and the
children getting into their armor—even the dogs were given little coats of
steel that fitted around their middles like blankets, and the dragon was quite
tearful because they all looked so beautiful.
Of course, Johnathan and Peter were delighted when they each received a
sword,—Peter gladly exchanging his wooden one for a real slim blade of
Damascus steel, but Janet Jane was rather afraid of hers,—she never liked
swords, anyhow, or guns either, and she had great difficulty in getting it
back into its sheath, once she had taken it out. Grandma received a sword
too and poked it at Red Lars whenever she thought he was becoming fiery
again.
Crubby marched up and down like a little officer with his chest puffed out,
giving orders in his shrill voice, standing on his very tiptoes, and wagging
his finger. “Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!” he kept on shrieking.
At length they were all fitted. Grandma looked very strange in her black
armor with her sharp nose sticking out from the vizor, spectacles still on,
and, somehow, the armor didn’t fit right in places, and the mysterious
knitting bag didn’t match at all. But the children were fitted perfectly in
small sizes and they couldn’t help exclaiming with delight when they saw
themselves in the tall mirror that was stood up in a corner by two strange
objects that looked like monkeys but had no tails and were much larger than
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any monkeys the little Baxters had ever seen in a zoo. One day, on a boar
hunt, Allan had captured them in the black forest, and had trained them to
be excellent servants. One was named Booh and the other Shoo.
“That’s enough primping,” Crubby snapped, after even the dogs had come
up to take a peek, and barked because they didn’t know themselves. “It’s
very late and we must get started for we have far to go.”
“Come, come, children,” said Grandma, “obey at once!”
They all returned to the dragon’s back while Crubby paid the armor bill
with a handful of coins that he took from a pouch that he wore on a belt
about his round middle. They were worn copper coins with dragons on
them. Then, swinging a brown sack over his shoulders,—it contained oil
cans and tools for oiling and mending armor—he perched himself once
more behind the dragon’s ear, and off they flew, Allan and Red Lars
shouting good luck after them. And Lars yelled, “Hope Dallahan doesn’t eat
you, but I’m afraid he will!” which was certainly far from encouraging.
“Did you hear that?” said Janet Jane, looking frightened.
“Bosh!” said Grandma.
hunt, Allan had captured them in the black forest, and had trained them to
be excellent servants. One was named Booh and the other Shoo.
“That’s enough primping,” Crubby snapped, after even the dogs had come
up to take a peek, and barked because they didn’t know themselves. “It’s
very late and we must get started for we have far to go.”
“Come, come, children,” said Grandma, “obey at once!”
They all returned to the dragon’s back while Crubby paid the armor bill
with a handful of coins that he took from a pouch that he wore on a belt
about his round middle. They were worn copper coins with dragons on
them. Then, swinging a brown sack over his shoulders,—it contained oil
cans and tools for oiling and mending armor—he perched himself once
more behind the dragon’s ear, and off they flew, Allan and Red Lars
shouting good luck after them. And Lars yelled, “Hope Dallahan doesn’t eat
you, but I’m afraid he will!” which was certainly far from encouraging.
“Did you hear that?” said Janet Jane, looking frightened.
“Bosh!” said Grandma.
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CHAPTER XI
ON THE KING’S GREAT HIGHWAY
RIDING along the king’s great highway, the sun was very bright and all the
birds were out and many large and colorful wild flowers grew right down to
the white road. Janet Jane, who knew the names of almost all the wild
flowers in the meadow and the woodlot and up on the little hills beyond,
couldn’t recognize any of these.
“I’m all mixed up about time,” said Johnathan, squinting up at the sun
—“Seems to me it’s been ages and ages since we left home before
breakfast.”
“Seems to me it’s morning again,” said Janet Jane, “although we haven’t
been to bed.”
“It’s the morning of adventure,” said Grandma, taking in a deep breath of
the keen air that smelled of flowers and of dew. Grandma seemed to have
become younger and all her delicate wrinkles seemed ironed out.
“Do you suppose we’ll really have to fight Dallahan?” asked the worried
Janet Jane.
Grandma was about to reply when Crubby crawled up over the dragon’s
forehead and slid down the long green neck. Landing on his feet and
springing up straight, he was very severe and spoke with military harshness.
“This is no time to be discussing the time and the weather or the suppose,
either!” he shouted. “Everybody up on their feet! Quick!”
Startled, they all scrambled up.
“Stand at attention! Swords by your sides!” commanded Crubby. “Now, in
order to outwit Dallahan and rescue the princess, you’ve got to be in good
physical condition. No one can do battle and expect to win without
training.”
“That’s right,” Grandma agreed.
ON THE KING’S GREAT HIGHWAY
RIDING along the king’s great highway, the sun was very bright and all the
birds were out and many large and colorful wild flowers grew right down to
the white road. Janet Jane, who knew the names of almost all the wild
flowers in the meadow and the woodlot and up on the little hills beyond,
couldn’t recognize any of these.
“I’m all mixed up about time,” said Johnathan, squinting up at the sun
—“Seems to me it’s been ages and ages since we left home before
breakfast.”
“Seems to me it’s morning again,” said Janet Jane, “although we haven’t
been to bed.”
“It’s the morning of adventure,” said Grandma, taking in a deep breath of
the keen air that smelled of flowers and of dew. Grandma seemed to have
become younger and all her delicate wrinkles seemed ironed out.
“Do you suppose we’ll really have to fight Dallahan?” asked the worried
Janet Jane.
Grandma was about to reply when Crubby crawled up over the dragon’s
forehead and slid down the long green neck. Landing on his feet and
springing up straight, he was very severe and spoke with military harshness.
“This is no time to be discussing the time and the weather or the suppose,
either!” he shouted. “Everybody up on their feet! Quick!”
Startled, they all scrambled up.
“Stand at attention! Swords by your sides!” commanded Crubby. “Now, in
order to outwit Dallahan and rescue the princess, you’ve got to be in good
physical condition. No one can do battle and expect to win without
training.”
“That’s right,” Grandma agreed.
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Crubby clicked his heels together. “Arms out!” he snapped—“Take a deep
breath! Hold it! Let it out! Arms down! Arms raise! Take a deep breath!
Hold it! Let it out! Arms down! Arms raise! Take a deep breath! Hold it!
Let it out! Bend the knees! Straighten the knees! Bend the knees! Straighten
the knees! Down flat! Stand up! Down flat! Stand up!” Well, you’ve never
seen exercises given so fast, and soon everybody was out of breath and
doing everything the wrong way, and Grandma’s face was the color of
cooked beets.
But Crubby didn’t give them a chance to rest. “Now, we’ll have a race
down to the very tip of the dragon’s tail and back again. Are you ready? On
your mark. Get set. Go!” And down the dragon’s back they raced, tripping
over their swords; falling; getting up again; crashing down once more; their
joints squeaking like a whole chorus of baby mice.
They reached the tip of the dragon’s tail, and they turned to rush back when
small Peter tripped over one of the dragon’s scales; lost his balance; gave a
cry for help; was not heard by the others who raced on toward the dragon’s
head, and fell off, rolling over and over until he lay in the ditch by the
king’s great highway. When he sat up he could see the dragon, a tiny speck,
running very fast down the white road, and in a moment he was lost to
sight.
Peter stood up and looked about him, dazed for a moment. It was very quiet
on the road, as quiet as the woodlot,—even more quiet because there was
no drip, drip, drip of the spring. Now, here was a pretty fix indeed. Small
Peter alone in the Dark Ages, dressed in a suit of armor with a sword in his
hand. This was a morning of adventure, to be sure,—Peter lost in the once
upon a time, way, way back in the long, long ago.
He climbed up to the road again and for a moment he was afraid, and called
at the top of his voice: “Grams! Johnathan! Janet Jane! Dwagon!” But of
course they didn’t hear him, being out of sight and far away.
“Well,” he reasoned, at last, his little brow all knitted, “I guess there’s
nothing to do but follow the dwagon’s footprints up the king’s highway,
until I meet an auto or a motorcycle,” but here he paused and laughed,
correcting himself—“There’s no autos or motorcycles here.”
breath! Hold it! Let it out! Arms down! Arms raise! Take a deep breath!
Hold it! Let it out! Arms down! Arms raise! Take a deep breath! Hold it!
Let it out! Bend the knees! Straighten the knees! Bend the knees! Straighten
the knees! Down flat! Stand up! Down flat! Stand up!” Well, you’ve never
seen exercises given so fast, and soon everybody was out of breath and
doing everything the wrong way, and Grandma’s face was the color of
cooked beets.
But Crubby didn’t give them a chance to rest. “Now, we’ll have a race
down to the very tip of the dragon’s tail and back again. Are you ready? On
your mark. Get set. Go!” And down the dragon’s back they raced, tripping
over their swords; falling; getting up again; crashing down once more; their
joints squeaking like a whole chorus of baby mice.
They reached the tip of the dragon’s tail, and they turned to rush back when
small Peter tripped over one of the dragon’s scales; lost his balance; gave a
cry for help; was not heard by the others who raced on toward the dragon’s
head, and fell off, rolling over and over until he lay in the ditch by the
king’s great highway. When he sat up he could see the dragon, a tiny speck,
running very fast down the white road, and in a moment he was lost to
sight.
Peter stood up and looked about him, dazed for a moment. It was very quiet
on the road, as quiet as the woodlot,—even more quiet because there was
no drip, drip, drip of the spring. Now, here was a pretty fix indeed. Small
Peter alone in the Dark Ages, dressed in a suit of armor with a sword in his
hand. This was a morning of adventure, to be sure,—Peter lost in the once
upon a time, way, way back in the long, long ago.
He climbed up to the road again and for a moment he was afraid, and called
at the top of his voice: “Grams! Johnathan! Janet Jane! Dwagon!” But of
course they didn’t hear him, being out of sight and far away.
“Well,” he reasoned, at last, his little brow all knitted, “I guess there’s
nothing to do but follow the dwagon’s footprints up the king’s highway,
until I meet an auto or a motorcycle,” but here he paused and laughed,
correcting himself—“There’s no autos or motorcycles here.”
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No! People in this age used horses almost entirely. When Peter played Sir
Launcelot he rode a horse, too, but that was only a broomstick horse. Could
he ride a real one if it should happen to come along without a rider? He
didn’t think so, because in the first place he couldn’t see how he could
possibly get on the horse’s back, all alone. The horse would be very tall—
most horses were—and encased as he was in stiff armor, that made it
simply out of the question.
So on Peter trudged, head down, following the dragon’s tracks. “Why don’t
they notice I’m gone and come back for me?” he asked himself, puzzled
—“They must notice by this time that I’m not with them. Why doesn’t Mr.
Dwagon turn around?” And he strained his eyes ahead, looking for a black
spot to appear.
Finally a black spot did come into sight and Peter took heart, although when
the spot came nearer and took on form, he could see it was not the dragon.
It was a strange company,—a dark, pretty girl with clothes like a gypsy—a
mountebank in a motley suit of red, green and yellow, ornamented with
many tiny bells, and a black bear walking on his hind legs with a silver ring
in his nose, to which was attached a long silver chain that the girl held in
her hand.
When they saw Peter standing in the middle of the road with his sword
clasped tightly, they stopped short, and the mountebank turned a handspring
in the dust and said in a high falsetto voice: “Honored knight, we’re only
poor show folk on our way to the fair. If you won’t harm us we’ll give you a
show, free of charge.” And then he stood on his head and made faces upside
down.
“I won’t harm you,” Peter said in a manly little voice, which instantly made
the girl laugh, and the mountebank flipped himself to his feet and said,
shaking his bauble of bells, “Good Master Popinjay, he’s nothing but a
child, heigho!”
“I’m—I’m not!” said Peter, “I’m Sir Launcelot and I’m going to kill
Dallahan, the Iwish dwagon.”
This information threw the girl into fits of laughter; the mountebank turned
two complete somersaults in mid-air, landing on his feet with a whoop, and
Launcelot he rode a horse, too, but that was only a broomstick horse. Could
he ride a real one if it should happen to come along without a rider? He
didn’t think so, because in the first place he couldn’t see how he could
possibly get on the horse’s back, all alone. The horse would be very tall—
most horses were—and encased as he was in stiff armor, that made it
simply out of the question.
So on Peter trudged, head down, following the dragon’s tracks. “Why don’t
they notice I’m gone and come back for me?” he asked himself, puzzled
—“They must notice by this time that I’m not with them. Why doesn’t Mr.
Dwagon turn around?” And he strained his eyes ahead, looking for a black
spot to appear.
Finally a black spot did come into sight and Peter took heart, although when
the spot came nearer and took on form, he could see it was not the dragon.
It was a strange company,—a dark, pretty girl with clothes like a gypsy—a
mountebank in a motley suit of red, green and yellow, ornamented with
many tiny bells, and a black bear walking on his hind legs with a silver ring
in his nose, to which was attached a long silver chain that the girl held in
her hand.
When they saw Peter standing in the middle of the road with his sword
clasped tightly, they stopped short, and the mountebank turned a handspring
in the dust and said in a high falsetto voice: “Honored knight, we’re only
poor show folk on our way to the fair. If you won’t harm us we’ll give you a
show, free of charge.” And then he stood on his head and made faces upside
down.
“I won’t harm you,” Peter said in a manly little voice, which instantly made
the girl laugh, and the mountebank flipped himself to his feet and said,
shaking his bauble of bells, “Good Master Popinjay, he’s nothing but a
child, heigho!”
“I’m—I’m not!” said Peter, “I’m Sir Launcelot and I’m going to kill
Dallahan, the Iwish dwagon.”
This information threw the girl into fits of laughter; the mountebank turned
two complete somersaults in mid-air, landing on his feet with a whoop, and
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even the bear chuckled, shaking his fat sides. He was a very humorous
appearing bear who could appreciate a joke, there was no doubt about that.
The mountebank pranced up to Peter and peeked through his vizor and said,
“Whoops! here’s a wee lad lost in the Middle Ages. Where did you come
from?” And the bear peeked through the vizor also and licked Peter’s small
nose with his long red tongue.
“I—I was going to kill the Iwish Dwagon,” Peter said in answer to the
mountebank’s question, “but—but I fell off.”
“Fell off? Fell off of what?—the roof?—the bridge?—the swing?—the
branch, like a plum? Make yourself plainer,” chortled the clown, ringing all
his bells by shaking himself like a dog that has just come out of the water.
“Off the dwagon’s back.”
“Who?—the Irish Dragon?”
“No, my dwagon.”
“Your dragon?” the mountebank looked severe—“Do you own a dragon?”
“N—no, but”—
“Then why did you say you did?”
“I—I mean—it’s our dwagon, but—but I found him in the cave”——By
this time, poor Peter was very confused.
“I know, Beppo,” spoke up the pretty girl, “he was riding that dragon we
saw running up the road, just a little while ago.”
“Were you?” asked the mountebank, wriggling one ear and keeping the
other perfectly still.
“Yes.”
“And you fell off?”
“Yes.”
The mountebank shook his head, dismally, “Dear, dear me, what a careless
thing to do!”
“I was running a race and I tripped,” explained Peter.
appearing bear who could appreciate a joke, there was no doubt about that.
The mountebank pranced up to Peter and peeked through his vizor and said,
“Whoops! here’s a wee lad lost in the Middle Ages. Where did you come
from?” And the bear peeked through the vizor also and licked Peter’s small
nose with his long red tongue.
“I—I was going to kill the Iwish Dwagon,” Peter said in answer to the
mountebank’s question, “but—but I fell off.”
“Fell off? Fell off of what?—the roof?—the bridge?—the swing?—the
branch, like a plum? Make yourself plainer,” chortled the clown, ringing all
his bells by shaking himself like a dog that has just come out of the water.
“Off the dwagon’s back.”
“Who?—the Irish Dragon?”
“No, my dwagon.”
“Your dragon?” the mountebank looked severe—“Do you own a dragon?”
“N—no, but”—
“Then why did you say you did?”
“I—I mean—it’s our dwagon, but—but I found him in the cave”——By
this time, poor Peter was very confused.
“I know, Beppo,” spoke up the pretty girl, “he was riding that dragon we
saw running up the road, just a little while ago.”
“Were you?” asked the mountebank, wriggling one ear and keeping the
other perfectly still.
“Yes.”
“And you fell off?”
“Yes.”
The mountebank shook his head, dismally, “Dear, dear me, what a careless
thing to do!”
“I was running a race and I tripped,” explained Peter.
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“Tripped? Then you can’t blame anybody for it but yourself, can you now?”
asked the mountebank, winking his right eye and wriggling his left ear at
the same time, which is a very difficult thing to do.
“I don’t want to blame anybody. I just want to find the dragon, again, that’s
all,” said Peter.
“Oh, you can’t possibly do that,” the mountebank returned. “He’s probably
two thousand leagues away from here already, more or less.”
“Which way is Ireland?” Peter asked.
“I don’t know exactly,” said the mountebank. “It’s follow your nose, I
guess. I’ve never been there, but you’d never walk it in twenty years. Better
come along with us.”
“Can you dance?” inquired the gipsy girl.
“I went to dancing school once, but I can’t dance,” said Peter. “Why?”
“We need somebody else to dance at the fair,” the girl said, taking a few
fancy steps and the bear joined in, ending with a high kick.
“Can you juggle hoops and balls?” asked the mountebank.
“No,” Peter said, feeling quite useless.
“Can you swallow a sharp sword?”
“No.”
“Can you walk a tight rope?”
“No. I can’t do anything like that. I can only kill a dwagon with my sword.”
“Well, you can’t very well kill a dragon when there’s none to kill, can you
now?” questioned the mountebank, cocking his head, “so come and walk
with us to the fair.”
“Where is it?” Peter asked.
“Just across those hills. You can see the church steeple straight ahead if you
only use your eyes.”
Peter nodded as he saw a thin point, far in the distance, sticking up above a
hill like the blade of a sword.
asked the mountebank, winking his right eye and wriggling his left ear at
the same time, which is a very difficult thing to do.
“I don’t want to blame anybody. I just want to find the dragon, again, that’s
all,” said Peter.
“Oh, you can’t possibly do that,” the mountebank returned. “He’s probably
two thousand leagues away from here already, more or less.”
“Which way is Ireland?” Peter asked.
“I don’t know exactly,” said the mountebank. “It’s follow your nose, I
guess. I’ve never been there, but you’d never walk it in twenty years. Better
come along with us.”
“Can you dance?” inquired the gipsy girl.
“I went to dancing school once, but I can’t dance,” said Peter. “Why?”
“We need somebody else to dance at the fair,” the girl said, taking a few
fancy steps and the bear joined in, ending with a high kick.
“Can you juggle hoops and balls?” asked the mountebank.
“No,” Peter said, feeling quite useless.
“Can you swallow a sharp sword?”
“No.”
“Can you walk a tight rope?”
“No. I can’t do anything like that. I can only kill a dwagon with my sword.”
“Well, you can’t very well kill a dragon when there’s none to kill, can you
now?” questioned the mountebank, cocking his head, “so come and walk
with us to the fair.”
“Where is it?” Peter asked.
“Just across those hills. You can see the church steeple straight ahead if you
only use your eyes.”
Peter nodded as he saw a thin point, far in the distance, sticking up above a
hill like the blade of a sword.
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“Heigho, let’s go, to the beautiful show!” cried the clown, linking his arm in
Peter’s, and they started off for the fair, the bear walking behind with the
pretty gipsy girl who began to sing the sweetest song.
Peter’s, and they started off for the fair, the bear walking behind with the
pretty gipsy girl who began to sing the sweetest song.
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CHAPTER XII
PETER GOES TO THE FAIR AND WHAT HE
FINDS THERE
VERY soon they left the road and made a short-cut across the fields,
treading through tall grass and carpets of large red wild flowers. Peter
walked in sort of a daze. Everything had happened so quickly and in such a
strange manner that every so often he was sure he must be dreaming.
“I really shouldn’t be going with these queer people,” he argued with
himself,—“I should keep on following the king’s highway. Doing this, I’ll
be lost for good, and I’ll never see Grams, or Janet Jane, or Johnathan or the
dwagon again. I ought to stay on the road.” And yet he continued to walk on
with the mountebank. “Still,” he argued the other way, “what else is there
for me to do? The mountebank says it would take me twenty years to walk
to Ireland. Let’s see? Twenty and six?—that would make me twenty-six
when I got there. They wouldn’t know me then, I’d be so old. No, I guess
I’d better stay with these people and see what happens.”
They climbed a little hill and Peter found himself looking down on a tiny
hamlet with a gray church and little nudging houses with roofs of red, red
tiles. A patch of green was the village square, and Peter could see tall and
gay May-poles and tents with bright awnings, and merry music floated up
to him on the sweet, fresh air. People in gay costumes filled the square.
“We’re very late,” exclaimed the girl—“let’s run down the hill!” And taking
the bear’s paw, she started. The mountebank took a firmer grip on Peter’s
arm and ran also. Poor Peter! The clown seemed to have wings on his shoes
instead of bells because he fairly flew down the hill, and poor Peter had a
dreadful time keeping up with him, running in stiff armor. Every few steps
his joints would stick and down he would fall with a crash, making a noise
like ten dishpans falling, and then up the mountebank would pull him and
on they would fly. In this way, they reached the edge of the square in no
time, and paused to catch their breath. Peter’s armor was filled with dents
PETER GOES TO THE FAIR AND WHAT HE
FINDS THERE
VERY soon they left the road and made a short-cut across the fields,
treading through tall grass and carpets of large red wild flowers. Peter
walked in sort of a daze. Everything had happened so quickly and in such a
strange manner that every so often he was sure he must be dreaming.
“I really shouldn’t be going with these queer people,” he argued with
himself,—“I should keep on following the king’s highway. Doing this, I’ll
be lost for good, and I’ll never see Grams, or Janet Jane, or Johnathan or the
dwagon again. I ought to stay on the road.” And yet he continued to walk on
with the mountebank. “Still,” he argued the other way, “what else is there
for me to do? The mountebank says it would take me twenty years to walk
to Ireland. Let’s see? Twenty and six?—that would make me twenty-six
when I got there. They wouldn’t know me then, I’d be so old. No, I guess
I’d better stay with these people and see what happens.”
They climbed a little hill and Peter found himself looking down on a tiny
hamlet with a gray church and little nudging houses with roofs of red, red
tiles. A patch of green was the village square, and Peter could see tall and
gay May-poles and tents with bright awnings, and merry music floated up
to him on the sweet, fresh air. People in gay costumes filled the square.
“We’re very late,” exclaimed the girl—“let’s run down the hill!” And taking
the bear’s paw, she started. The mountebank took a firmer grip on Peter’s
arm and ran also. Poor Peter! The clown seemed to have wings on his shoes
instead of bells because he fairly flew down the hill, and poor Peter had a
dreadful time keeping up with him, running in stiff armor. Every few steps
his joints would stick and down he would fall with a crash, making a noise
like ten dishpans falling, and then up the mountebank would pull him and
on they would fly. In this way, they reached the edge of the square in no
time, and paused to catch their breath. Peter’s armor was filled with dents
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and his helmet had worked around to one side so that he could only see with
one eye.
The mountebank helped him to straighten it, and just as they were about to
move on, there was a burst of shouting and yelling and high giggling, and
from all directions children in ribbons and flowers, their sunny hair flying,
surrounded the players, piling themselves as thick as honey bees on the
clown and the bear. “Dear old Beppo!” they cried, kissing the clown, “And
dear, dear Chuckles!” kissing the bear. “We’re so glad to see you again. We
were afraid you weren’t coming.”
“We’re a little late, I must admit,” said the clown, shaking the children off
his shoulders, “but we couldn’t help it. It’s a long walk from Rome, you
know.”
“Of course,” cried the children—“Well, come along. We want to see you
swallow your sword again!” And they dragged him into the square. Peter
was dragged along also for with so many children it was like being on a
very crowded street when you have to go where the others are going
whether you want to or not. On the way, the children flung all sorts of
questions at Peter. “Who are you going to fight?” “Have you ever killed a
dragon?” “Where’s your horse?” “Is that sword sharp?” And many more
which Peter couldn’t answer because he didn’t want them to find out that he
was just a little boy.
And now they were in the thick of the fair. In its way it was just as noisy as
the shop of Allan the armorer, but the noises here were all jolly, just made
for fun,—the fun of the spring time when the blossoms are out once more
and the grass is thick and green, and the birds have returned.
The mountebank and the bear were indeed very popular. So was the gipsy
girl when she began to dance, and coins fell all around her like silver rain.
The bear picked them up and put them in a pouch he wore on a belt around
his middle.
Then the bear danced all by himself, using the silver chain for a skipping
rope, and then Beppo asked Peter for his sword, and after balancing it on
his chin, he put the sharp tip of it into his mouth and began to swallow it
slowly! When Peter saw it half gone, he became afraid and called, “Don’t
swallow all of it, Beppo!” for he certainly didn’t want to be left all alone in
one eye.
The mountebank helped him to straighten it, and just as they were about to
move on, there was a burst of shouting and yelling and high giggling, and
from all directions children in ribbons and flowers, their sunny hair flying,
surrounded the players, piling themselves as thick as honey bees on the
clown and the bear. “Dear old Beppo!” they cried, kissing the clown, “And
dear, dear Chuckles!” kissing the bear. “We’re so glad to see you again. We
were afraid you weren’t coming.”
“We’re a little late, I must admit,” said the clown, shaking the children off
his shoulders, “but we couldn’t help it. It’s a long walk from Rome, you
know.”
“Of course,” cried the children—“Well, come along. We want to see you
swallow your sword again!” And they dragged him into the square. Peter
was dragged along also for with so many children it was like being on a
very crowded street when you have to go where the others are going
whether you want to or not. On the way, the children flung all sorts of
questions at Peter. “Who are you going to fight?” “Have you ever killed a
dragon?” “Where’s your horse?” “Is that sword sharp?” And many more
which Peter couldn’t answer because he didn’t want them to find out that he
was just a little boy.
And now they were in the thick of the fair. In its way it was just as noisy as
the shop of Allan the armorer, but the noises here were all jolly, just made
for fun,—the fun of the spring time when the blossoms are out once more
and the grass is thick and green, and the birds have returned.
The mountebank and the bear were indeed very popular. So was the gipsy
girl when she began to dance, and coins fell all around her like silver rain.
The bear picked them up and put them in a pouch he wore on a belt around
his middle.
Then the bear danced all by himself, using the silver chain for a skipping
rope, and then Beppo asked Peter for his sword, and after balancing it on
his chin, he put the sharp tip of it into his mouth and began to swallow it
slowly! When Peter saw it half gone, he became afraid and called, “Don’t
swallow all of it, Beppo!” for he certainly didn’t want to be left all alone in
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the Dark Ages without a sword, but Beppo only grinned and continued to
swallow, and finally it got down to the hilt and was almost gone when
Beppo pulled it out again and handed it back to Peter.
swallow, and finally it got down to the hilt and was almost gone when
Beppo pulled it out again and handed it back to Peter.
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BEPPO BALANCES PETER’S SWORD ON HIS CHIN
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The crowd cheered and threw more silver coins and even gold ones, and
again the bear picked them up. After that, Beppo turned many amazing
handsprings and doubled himself up into knots, just like a snake—his bones
seemed to be made of jelly—and then the three troubadours danced, the
bear in the middle, and ended up, standing on their heads, grinning upside
down.
My, how the crowd applauded and shouted, and how the children swarmed
around! All the other booths and attractions were deserted and the crowd
became so thick that Peter was elbowed out, and before he knew it, he
found himself wandering alone down a little street of tents flashing as many
colors as a field of wild flowers.
Peter saw one tent that said spider monkeys over the door and another that
said snake charmers and yet another that said fresh peacock sandwiches. He
wanted to see the spider monkeys and he was hungry enough to try a
peacock sandwich, but he had no money, so on he wandered, wondering
just where he was going and what would happen next, when he came to a
tent of bright scarlet, outside of which sat a strange old man with a long
white beard and the sharpest pair of beady eyes that Peter had ever seen. He
wore a moldy green cloak and red pointed shoes turned up at the ends, and
a little green hat shaped like a sauce pan with an owl’s feather in it, and his
nose was shaped just like a fish hook. He was rubbing his long and knotted
hands together and they made a noise like sandpaper, while he mumbled
over and over some strange rhyme that sounded like, Bubble, trouble,—
trouble, bubble—quite like a tea pot when it’s ready for tea.
He stopped mumbling when he saw Peter and he said, quickly: “How would
you like to see a princess with toes of silver?”
Peter was so startled that he just stood there with his mouth wide open. Had
he heard that really and truly, from the lips of this strange old man?
“Well?” spoke the little man again, “I asked you a question. Why don’t you
answer me? Have you no tongue or are you deaf?”
“N-no,” stammered Peter, “I—I don’t think I quite heard what you said. I
was thinking of something else.”
The beady eyes were fixed upon him again and the little man repeated in
sort of a sing-song, “How would you like to see a princess with toes of
again the bear picked them up. After that, Beppo turned many amazing
handsprings and doubled himself up into knots, just like a snake—his bones
seemed to be made of jelly—and then the three troubadours danced, the
bear in the middle, and ended up, standing on their heads, grinning upside
down.
My, how the crowd applauded and shouted, and how the children swarmed
around! All the other booths and attractions were deserted and the crowd
became so thick that Peter was elbowed out, and before he knew it, he
found himself wandering alone down a little street of tents flashing as many
colors as a field of wild flowers.
Peter saw one tent that said spider monkeys over the door and another that
said snake charmers and yet another that said fresh peacock sandwiches. He
wanted to see the spider monkeys and he was hungry enough to try a
peacock sandwich, but he had no money, so on he wandered, wondering
just where he was going and what would happen next, when he came to a
tent of bright scarlet, outside of which sat a strange old man with a long
white beard and the sharpest pair of beady eyes that Peter had ever seen. He
wore a moldy green cloak and red pointed shoes turned up at the ends, and
a little green hat shaped like a sauce pan with an owl’s feather in it, and his
nose was shaped just like a fish hook. He was rubbing his long and knotted
hands together and they made a noise like sandpaper, while he mumbled
over and over some strange rhyme that sounded like, Bubble, trouble,—
trouble, bubble—quite like a tea pot when it’s ready for tea.
He stopped mumbling when he saw Peter and he said, quickly: “How would
you like to see a princess with toes of silver?”
Peter was so startled that he just stood there with his mouth wide open. Had
he heard that really and truly, from the lips of this strange old man?
“Well?” spoke the little man again, “I asked you a question. Why don’t you
answer me? Have you no tongue or are you deaf?”
“N-no,” stammered Peter, “I—I don’t think I quite heard what you said. I
was thinking of something else.”
The beady eyes were fixed upon him again and the little man repeated in
sort of a sing-song, “How would you like to see a princess with toes of
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silver?” And Peter, after gulping, and feeling his heart leap up and turn over,
asked: “Really, really silver?”
And the stranger replied, winking one of his crafty eyes, “As silver as the
throne of the Silver King and much more polished.”
“Is—is she in there?” questioned Peter, pointing at the bright scarlet tent.
“She is for a fact,” said the odd old man, “and you may see her for a ducat
of gold.” And again he rubbed his hands together, making the same gritty
noise like sandpaper.
“But—but I have nothing—not even a penny,” said Peter.
“What’s a penny?” asked the stranger.
“It’s a—it’s a—well, it’s a penny—you can buy lemon sticks with it, and—
and—but since I haven’t one—”
The odd little man scowled, fearfully. “What sort of a knight are you, going
about without money?” he said. “Well, I’d certainly borrow some ducats at
once, if I were you, and then you could see the only princess in captivity
with silver toes.”
Quick as a flash, Peter had an idea. “Will you still be here when I get
back?” he asked, his eyes leaping with excitement.
“Yes, if you’re not gone until next Easter,” snapped the little man,
beginning to braid his long whiskers, two braids at a time.
“Why, no—I’ll be back in a jiffy,” said Peter, and he ran around the tent and
found himself in the middle of the square again.
He had no trouble locating the clown and his troupe for they were still the
center of an admiring crowd, and as Peter pushed his way through, he heard
an old lady with one front tooth say to an old lady with two front teeth,
“Beppo’s goin’ to swaller a sword agin!” And the old lady with two front
teeth chuckled and cackled, “Yes, an’ the bear’s goin’ to dance agin an’ the
pretty girl’s goin’ to sing. Makes me disgusted since I can’t hear.”
Peter had some trouble in getting through the crowd to the front and was
often hurled back by burly townsfolk, butchers and bakers and candlestick
makers, but at last he stood on the edge of the cleared space, just as Beppo
had a butcher’s knife half way down his throat. Every one was silent with
asked: “Really, really silver?”
And the stranger replied, winking one of his crafty eyes, “As silver as the
throne of the Silver King and much more polished.”
“Is—is she in there?” questioned Peter, pointing at the bright scarlet tent.
“She is for a fact,” said the odd old man, “and you may see her for a ducat
of gold.” And again he rubbed his hands together, making the same gritty
noise like sandpaper.
“But—but I have nothing—not even a penny,” said Peter.
“What’s a penny?” asked the stranger.
“It’s a—it’s a—well, it’s a penny—you can buy lemon sticks with it, and—
and—but since I haven’t one—”
The odd little man scowled, fearfully. “What sort of a knight are you, going
about without money?” he said. “Well, I’d certainly borrow some ducats at
once, if I were you, and then you could see the only princess in captivity
with silver toes.”
Quick as a flash, Peter had an idea. “Will you still be here when I get
back?” he asked, his eyes leaping with excitement.
“Yes, if you’re not gone until next Easter,” snapped the little man,
beginning to braid his long whiskers, two braids at a time.
“Why, no—I’ll be back in a jiffy,” said Peter, and he ran around the tent and
found himself in the middle of the square again.
He had no trouble locating the clown and his troupe for they were still the
center of an admiring crowd, and as Peter pushed his way through, he heard
an old lady with one front tooth say to an old lady with two front teeth,
“Beppo’s goin’ to swaller a sword agin!” And the old lady with two front
teeth chuckled and cackled, “Yes, an’ the bear’s goin’ to dance agin an’ the
pretty girl’s goin’ to sing. Makes me disgusted since I can’t hear.”
Peter had some trouble in getting through the crowd to the front and was
often hurled back by burly townsfolk, butchers and bakers and candlestick
makers, but at last he stood on the edge of the cleared space, just as Beppo
had a butcher’s knife half way down his throat. Every one was silent with
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admiration until he had finished his trick, and then they applauded most
generously and threw coins and even ribbons and tiny bouquets of red
poppies and blue, blue cornflowers.
Presently, out leaped the gipsy girl and began to dance, light, light, light,
shaking a tambourine, and then the bear, lump, lump, lump, clanking his
chain, and before any one could think, Peter had dashed out and was
dancing with them, all in his dented armor, with his joints squeaking like
baby mice, and his sword clanking. Spurred on by the desire to see the
princess, he did many things that he had never done before. He stood on
one foot and whirled like a top. He did three beautiful cartwheels. He stood
on his head. He walked on his hands and then he did cartwheels again.
Every one became so interested in this dancing knight, dancing so
gracefully in heavy armor, that they concentrated all their attention on him,
and when he had finished, they cheered mightily and threw all their flowers
and all their coins at his feet.
Breathless, Peter stood, the coins hitting his armor, until Beppo took him by
the shoulders and shaking him a little said, “Wake up, boy, those coins are
for you. Pick them up before the thieves get them, and the next time, don’t
tell us you can’t dance!”
“But—but I can’t, really,” said poor Peter, stooping to pick up the coins. He
waited only long enough to find some gold ones and then he ran for the
street of tents with all his might. With time so strange here, it might be
Easter already, for all he knew.
generously and threw coins and even ribbons and tiny bouquets of red
poppies and blue, blue cornflowers.
Presently, out leaped the gipsy girl and began to dance, light, light, light,
shaking a tambourine, and then the bear, lump, lump, lump, clanking his
chain, and before any one could think, Peter had dashed out and was
dancing with them, all in his dented armor, with his joints squeaking like
baby mice, and his sword clanking. Spurred on by the desire to see the
princess, he did many things that he had never done before. He stood on
one foot and whirled like a top. He did three beautiful cartwheels. He stood
on his head. He walked on his hands and then he did cartwheels again.
Every one became so interested in this dancing knight, dancing so
gracefully in heavy armor, that they concentrated all their attention on him,
and when he had finished, they cheered mightily and threw all their flowers
and all their coins at his feet.
Breathless, Peter stood, the coins hitting his armor, until Beppo took him by
the shoulders and shaking him a little said, “Wake up, boy, those coins are
for you. Pick them up before the thieves get them, and the next time, don’t
tell us you can’t dance!”
“But—but I can’t, really,” said poor Peter, stooping to pick up the coins. He
waited only long enough to find some gold ones and then he ran for the
street of tents with all his might. With time so strange here, it might be
Easter already, for all he knew.
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CHAPTER XIII
THE PRINCESS WITH TOES OF SILVER
ON the way he kept saying, “Suppose it’s the same one? Suppose it’s the
dwagon’s princess? What will I do then? I’m glad I’ve got my sword, but I
wouldn’t want to hurt the little old man. It wouldn’t be right to harm a little
old man not even as big as I am. I wonder who he is and I wonder how he
found the princess? He must have stolen her from Dallahan, the Irish
dwagon!”
And reasoning thus to himself, he arrived at the bright scarlet tent, and there
was the little man with the long braided beard, in two braids, mind you, still
rubbing his hands together, sounding just like sandpaper. “How would you
like to see”—he began to whisper, but recognizing Peter he said, “Well, did
you find a golden ducat?”
“Yes,” said Peter, trying to make his voice sound very gruff although it was
trembling from excitement, and he held up the gold piece between his
thumb and first finger.
“Give it to me!” squealed the little man, holding out his hand with the palm
up, his bright eyes sending out sparks.
“Let me in the tent first,” said Peter.
The man looked very much offended. “Oh, very well, if you don’t trust
me!” And up he got, wrapping his moldy, green cloak about him and stuck
his head through the door of the tent, motioning for Peter to follow him.
Peter, hand on the hilt of his sword, went in behind him.
The sunlight, falling through the canvas of the tent, became as red as blood
and changed all the grass to the color of blood, and made the odd little man
turn the color of blood also. Peter looked all about him. Where was the
princess? All he could see in the tent were two large boxes, both colored
blue, with locks of gold, and both exactly the same size; and over in a
corner were some red sacks about as large as flour sacks, filled with
something that made them very round and fat. But where was the princess?
THE PRINCESS WITH TOES OF SILVER
ON the way he kept saying, “Suppose it’s the same one? Suppose it’s the
dwagon’s princess? What will I do then? I’m glad I’ve got my sword, but I
wouldn’t want to hurt the little old man. It wouldn’t be right to harm a little
old man not even as big as I am. I wonder who he is and I wonder how he
found the princess? He must have stolen her from Dallahan, the Irish
dwagon!”
And reasoning thus to himself, he arrived at the bright scarlet tent, and there
was the little man with the long braided beard, in two braids, mind you, still
rubbing his hands together, sounding just like sandpaper. “How would you
like to see”—he began to whisper, but recognizing Peter he said, “Well, did
you find a golden ducat?”
“Yes,” said Peter, trying to make his voice sound very gruff although it was
trembling from excitement, and he held up the gold piece between his
thumb and first finger.
“Give it to me!” squealed the little man, holding out his hand with the palm
up, his bright eyes sending out sparks.
“Let me in the tent first,” said Peter.
The man looked very much offended. “Oh, very well, if you don’t trust
me!” And up he got, wrapping his moldy, green cloak about him and stuck
his head through the door of the tent, motioning for Peter to follow him.
Peter, hand on the hilt of his sword, went in behind him.
The sunlight, falling through the canvas of the tent, became as red as blood
and changed all the grass to the color of blood, and made the odd little man
turn the color of blood also. Peter looked all about him. Where was the
princess? All he could see in the tent were two large boxes, both colored
blue, with locks of gold, and both exactly the same size; and over in a
corner were some red sacks about as large as flour sacks, filled with
something that made them very round and fat. But where was the princess?
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Peter held tightly to the golden coin. The old man couldn’t fool him like
this and then expect to be paid. No, indeed!
The odd old man stopped before the big blue boxes and held out his hand
again, palm up—“The ducat, and you shall see her,” he croaked.
“No.” Peter shook his curly head. “Show me the princess first,” he replied.
“But then you won’t pay me,” whined the stranger, “and I need the money
very badly. My wife has the measles and my children have the mumps.”
And tears came out of his eyes and ran down his beard.
Peter was quite firm. He did not believe the story about the measles and the
mumps, and at last the old man had to call shrilly for some one named
Riggy who came shuffling through a hole in the rear of the tent. Riggy was
a very sad looking lad with a long pair of thin legs and long, dangling arms
and hair as yellow as a buttercup with a little of it spread like butter on his
cheeks and chin, and he looked as sad as the dragon had looked when Peter
first saw him, way, way ahead, in the woodlot.
“Yes, sir?” he said meekly, glancing at Peter with sad admiration, for deep
down in his heart, this poor slavey wanted to be a knight and wear shining
armor too.
“Help me lift up the princess,” snarled the odd old man, “and be careful,
this time, or I’ll tweak your nose and box your ears.”
They each took a corner of one of the blue boxes and lifted it up on end,
after which, the little man told Peter to sit down on the ground and count
ten and then add six and subtract six, and when Peter had done that, though
he didn’t know what difference it made, the box was unlocked and there
stood the most beautiful girl Peter had ever seen,—of course, she wasn’t as
beautiful as Peter’s mother, but she was the next most beautiful thing with
her long, long golden hair hanging down over a red robe encrusted with
magic moonstones. That robe was enough to convince Peter that this was
the dragon’s princess, standing there so straight with her enchanted eyes
closed, but he wanted to make sure so he said, “Show me her toes.” They
were covered up with tiny red slippers, you see.
Again the little man asked Peter for the golden ducat, and again Peter
refused until he saw the real silver toes, so there was nothing else left for
the old man to do, and slowly he uncovered the feet of the beautiful
this and then expect to be paid. No, indeed!
The odd old man stopped before the big blue boxes and held out his hand
again, palm up—“The ducat, and you shall see her,” he croaked.
“No.” Peter shook his curly head. “Show me the princess first,” he replied.
“But then you won’t pay me,” whined the stranger, “and I need the money
very badly. My wife has the measles and my children have the mumps.”
And tears came out of his eyes and ran down his beard.
Peter was quite firm. He did not believe the story about the measles and the
mumps, and at last the old man had to call shrilly for some one named
Riggy who came shuffling through a hole in the rear of the tent. Riggy was
a very sad looking lad with a long pair of thin legs and long, dangling arms
and hair as yellow as a buttercup with a little of it spread like butter on his
cheeks and chin, and he looked as sad as the dragon had looked when Peter
first saw him, way, way ahead, in the woodlot.
“Yes, sir?” he said meekly, glancing at Peter with sad admiration, for deep
down in his heart, this poor slavey wanted to be a knight and wear shining
armor too.
“Help me lift up the princess,” snarled the odd old man, “and be careful,
this time, or I’ll tweak your nose and box your ears.”
They each took a corner of one of the blue boxes and lifted it up on end,
after which, the little man told Peter to sit down on the ground and count
ten and then add six and subtract six, and when Peter had done that, though
he didn’t know what difference it made, the box was unlocked and there
stood the most beautiful girl Peter had ever seen,—of course, she wasn’t as
beautiful as Peter’s mother, but she was the next most beautiful thing with
her long, long golden hair hanging down over a red robe encrusted with
magic moonstones. That robe was enough to convince Peter that this was
the dragon’s princess, standing there so straight with her enchanted eyes
closed, but he wanted to make sure so he said, “Show me her toes.” They
were covered up with tiny red slippers, you see.
Again the little man asked Peter for the golden ducat, and again Peter
refused until he saw the real silver toes, so there was nothing else left for
the old man to do, and slowly he uncovered the feet of the beautiful
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princess, and sure enough, her toes were bright silver, like the best knives
and forks and the best teaspoons. Peter stared at them, trying to figure out
just what he should do next. Should he accuse this little man or should he
remain quiet and wait his chance? Should he kill the little man with his
sword, right now, and run away with the princess? No, he couldn’t do that.
The odd old man was so very, very little. Yes, the best thing to do would be
to keep still and wait.
“Well, have you seen enough?” demanded the little man, showing his
yellow teeth like an ugly water rat. “If so, please turn over the golden ducat
because I want to go to bed.”
“Go to bed?” said Peter. “Why it’s daytime.”
“I always go to bed in the daytime,” he snarled. “Stop sticking your silly
little nose into my business! Give me the money and then get out!”
He stooped over to put back the red slippers on the enchanted girl’s feet,
and so missed seeing what Peter and Riggy saw. The eyes of the princess
slowly opened and she looked at Peter with the saddest expression, and
although she could not seem to speak it was as if she said: “Oh, Peter, Peter,
help me to get away—help me to get away”—And then her eyes closed
again and her face became as pale as a white jasmine flower. Peter looked at
Riggy and Riggy looked at Peter, and they both understood each other, right
away.
So Peter gave the golden ducat to the old man who took it greedily and
carefully examined it before he put it away, somewhere in the moldy folds
of the green cloak. Then he bowed Peter out of the tent, mumbling strange
things.
Peter walked up and down, outside the tent, wondering and wondering,
until the old man yelled, “Stop walking up and down like that. Go away.
I’m trying to get some sleep.”
“I’m sorry,” said Peter, and walked away down the street of tents. When he
reached the very end of the street and paused by a sky-blue canvas, the
canvas shook a little and out popped a round head as yellow as a buttercup.
It was Riggy. He put his long finger over his wide mouth and said, “Shh!”
and pulled Peter in behind the blue canvas.
and forks and the best teaspoons. Peter stared at them, trying to figure out
just what he should do next. Should he accuse this little man or should he
remain quiet and wait his chance? Should he kill the little man with his
sword, right now, and run away with the princess? No, he couldn’t do that.
The odd old man was so very, very little. Yes, the best thing to do would be
to keep still and wait.
“Well, have you seen enough?” demanded the little man, showing his
yellow teeth like an ugly water rat. “If so, please turn over the golden ducat
because I want to go to bed.”
“Go to bed?” said Peter. “Why it’s daytime.”
“I always go to bed in the daytime,” he snarled. “Stop sticking your silly
little nose into my business! Give me the money and then get out!”
He stooped over to put back the red slippers on the enchanted girl’s feet,
and so missed seeing what Peter and Riggy saw. The eyes of the princess
slowly opened and she looked at Peter with the saddest expression, and
although she could not seem to speak it was as if she said: “Oh, Peter, Peter,
help me to get away—help me to get away”—And then her eyes closed
again and her face became as pale as a white jasmine flower. Peter looked at
Riggy and Riggy looked at Peter, and they both understood each other, right
away.
So Peter gave the golden ducat to the old man who took it greedily and
carefully examined it before he put it away, somewhere in the moldy folds
of the green cloak. Then he bowed Peter out of the tent, mumbling strange
things.
Peter walked up and down, outside the tent, wondering and wondering,
until the old man yelled, “Stop walking up and down like that. Go away.
I’m trying to get some sleep.”
“I’m sorry,” said Peter, and walked away down the street of tents. When he
reached the very end of the street and paused by a sky-blue canvas, the
canvas shook a little and out popped a round head as yellow as a buttercup.
It was Riggy. He put his long finger over his wide mouth and said, “Shh!”
and pulled Peter in behind the blue canvas.
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Riggy stuttered when he talked but I’m not going to try and put that stutter
down on paper because stutters get embarrassed and because it would take
up a whole page to make a stutter say yes or no. So you’ll have to imagine
the stutter and put it in when you think it should be there.
“Oh, brave and noble knight,” cried Riggy, falling down on his sharp knees
before Peter and catching his hand, “you must do a noble deed today and
help me!”
Peter had never felt so manly or so thrilled or so brave in his whole life
before. Oh, wouldn’t he have something to tell Johnathan when Johnathan
talked about good deeds! “I’ll try my best to help, Riggy,” he said, “but first
you must tell me about that odd old man.”
“He’s Mig, the magic magician,” stuttered Riggy, having an awful time
with all those Ms, “and all his brothers and sisters and cousins are
magicians too.”
“I don’t want to go into his family history,” Peter said. “How did he get the
princess, that’s all I’d like to know.”
Riggy looked all around him and then began to whisper, cautiously. “That’s
what I want to tell you. His old aunt—aunt Thissy, the witch of the forest,
first enchanted the Princess Silver Toes, and then when Thissy was killed,
the cave dragon found the enchanted girl and kept her in his cave until she
was stolen by Dallahan, the Irish dragon, when the cave dragon left her all
alone to go wandering in the future.”
“But how did Mig get her?” Peter asked, impatiently.
“Give me time,” begged poor Riggy, because the more excited he became
the more he stuttered. “You see, Mig is the worst sort of an old miser. All he
cares about is gold, gold, gold—those sacks you saw in the tent are filled
with gold, and in his home at the top of the world he has deep, deep cellars
all filled with gold. So he knew if he owned the princess, enchanted as she
was and with silver toes, he could make more gold, so he had an idea. He
knew he couldn’t fight Dallahan because the Irish dragon is too big and
powerful, so he waited until the time of the new moon.”
“Why?” asked Peter, breathlessly.
down on paper because stutters get embarrassed and because it would take
up a whole page to make a stutter say yes or no. So you’ll have to imagine
the stutter and put it in when you think it should be there.
“Oh, brave and noble knight,” cried Riggy, falling down on his sharp knees
before Peter and catching his hand, “you must do a noble deed today and
help me!”
Peter had never felt so manly or so thrilled or so brave in his whole life
before. Oh, wouldn’t he have something to tell Johnathan when Johnathan
talked about good deeds! “I’ll try my best to help, Riggy,” he said, “but first
you must tell me about that odd old man.”
“He’s Mig, the magic magician,” stuttered Riggy, having an awful time
with all those Ms, “and all his brothers and sisters and cousins are
magicians too.”
“I don’t want to go into his family history,” Peter said. “How did he get the
princess, that’s all I’d like to know.”
Riggy looked all around him and then began to whisper, cautiously. “That’s
what I want to tell you. His old aunt—aunt Thissy, the witch of the forest,
first enchanted the Princess Silver Toes, and then when Thissy was killed,
the cave dragon found the enchanted girl and kept her in his cave until she
was stolen by Dallahan, the Irish dragon, when the cave dragon left her all
alone to go wandering in the future.”
“But how did Mig get her?” Peter asked, impatiently.
“Give me time,” begged poor Riggy, because the more excited he became
the more he stuttered. “You see, Mig is the worst sort of an old miser. All he
cares about is gold, gold, gold—those sacks you saw in the tent are filled
with gold, and in his home at the top of the world he has deep, deep cellars
all filled with gold. So he knew if he owned the princess, enchanted as she
was and with silver toes, he could make more gold, so he had an idea. He
knew he couldn’t fight Dallahan because the Irish dragon is too big and
powerful, so he waited until the time of the new moon.”
“Why?” asked Peter, breathlessly.
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“Because at the time of the new moon, the Irish dragon changes himself
into a big black spider.”
“Why?” again asked Peter, amazed.
“Because he can’t help himself—just as snakes can’t help changing their
skins and green worms can’t help changing into butterflies, and pollywogs
into frogs,—that’s the way Dallahan was made. Mig, the magician knew
this, so he waited his chance—”
“And then he captured him!” cried Peter, jumping ahead of Riggy’s story.
“Yes, he captured him and put him in a box and nailed it down tight so that
when Dallahan became a dragon again he grew just as big as the box and
couldn’t grow any bigger, and there he is, still a prisoner.”
“The poor fellow must be awfully cramped,” said Peter.
“Cramped is no word for it,—he’s downright miserable,” said Riggy. “I can
hear him groaning at night. He’s in there so tight that if ever the lid of the
box is lifted, he’ll leap out like a spring from a clock.”
“And so Mig took the princess, did he?”
“Yes. He took the princess and has been showing her about at fairs and
carnivals ever since. Now, this is how you must help, Sir Knight. You saw
the princess open her eyes a little while ago, didn’t you?”
“Yes, I did,” said Peter, “and how sad she looked.”
“She is dying of a breaking heart,” Riggy said, tearfully, “and you must
save her!”
“H-how?” asked Peter, swallowing with difficulty.
Riggy rubbed his chin. “Well, that’s for you to figure out,” he said. “I’m
rather stupid when it comes to figuring things out. You can do it lots better
than I can, I’m sure.”
“Oh, but this is such a hard thing to figure out,” Peter returned.
“Did you ever kill a dragon?” asked Riggy.
“N-no,” admitted Peter, “I—I never did.”
into a big black spider.”
“Why?” again asked Peter, amazed.
“Because he can’t help himself—just as snakes can’t help changing their
skins and green worms can’t help changing into butterflies, and pollywogs
into frogs,—that’s the way Dallahan was made. Mig, the magician knew
this, so he waited his chance—”
“And then he captured him!” cried Peter, jumping ahead of Riggy’s story.
“Yes, he captured him and put him in a box and nailed it down tight so that
when Dallahan became a dragon again he grew just as big as the box and
couldn’t grow any bigger, and there he is, still a prisoner.”
“The poor fellow must be awfully cramped,” said Peter.
“Cramped is no word for it,—he’s downright miserable,” said Riggy. “I can
hear him groaning at night. He’s in there so tight that if ever the lid of the
box is lifted, he’ll leap out like a spring from a clock.”
“And so Mig took the princess, did he?”
“Yes. He took the princess and has been showing her about at fairs and
carnivals ever since. Now, this is how you must help, Sir Knight. You saw
the princess open her eyes a little while ago, didn’t you?”
“Yes, I did,” said Peter, “and how sad she looked.”
“She is dying of a breaking heart,” Riggy said, tearfully, “and you must
save her!”
“H-how?” asked Peter, swallowing with difficulty.
Riggy rubbed his chin. “Well, that’s for you to figure out,” he said. “I’m
rather stupid when it comes to figuring things out. You can do it lots better
than I can, I’m sure.”
“Oh, but this is such a hard thing to figure out,” Peter returned.
“Did you ever kill a dragon?” asked Riggy.
“N-no,” admitted Peter, “I—I never did.”
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“A knight in beautiful armor and never killed a dragon? That’s strange,”
said Riggy, quite disappointed. “I was under the impression that you had
killed many of them, seeing all those dents in your armor.”
Peter didn’t want to tell him that those dents were caused by falling down,
so he just said, “N-no.”
“Are you an English knight?” questioned Riggy.
“N-no.”
“A French knight?”
“No.”
“What kind then?”
“An American knight.”
“An American knight? I never heard of that.”
“Well, it’s a great country up the road someplace,” Peter explained,
awkwardly, “but let’s not talk about that. Let’s think real hard about the
princess.”
“All right,” agreed Riggy, but he was interrupted by a sharp voice that
called, “Riggy! Riggy!”
The tall boy started and turned pale. “That’s Mig calling me,” he cried,
trembling so that his boney knees knocked together with a noise like drum
sticks. “He wants me to put him to bed.”
“Put an old man to bed? Can’t he do that himself?” asked Peter with
disgust.
“Oh, yes, but he’s too lazy to put his own nightcap on and heat his own hot-
water bottle.”
“Riggy! Where are you?” screamed the voice of Mig. “Come here, you
scamp, or I’ll tweak your nose and box your ears!”
“Oh, dear me,” cried the poor lad in distress, as he started to run toward the
scarlet tent, “here I’ve got to go and nothing’s been settled, and the heart of
the princess is still breaking. Can you stay here until evening, Sir Knight?
The fair will be over then and we’ll be moving on—Maybe—”
said Riggy, quite disappointed. “I was under the impression that you had
killed many of them, seeing all those dents in your armor.”
Peter didn’t want to tell him that those dents were caused by falling down,
so he just said, “N-no.”
“Are you an English knight?” questioned Riggy.
“N-no.”
“A French knight?”
“No.”
“What kind then?”
“An American knight.”
“An American knight? I never heard of that.”
“Well, it’s a great country up the road someplace,” Peter explained,
awkwardly, “but let’s not talk about that. Let’s think real hard about the
princess.”
“All right,” agreed Riggy, but he was interrupted by a sharp voice that
called, “Riggy! Riggy!”
The tall boy started and turned pale. “That’s Mig calling me,” he cried,
trembling so that his boney knees knocked together with a noise like drum
sticks. “He wants me to put him to bed.”
“Put an old man to bed? Can’t he do that himself?” asked Peter with
disgust.
“Oh, yes, but he’s too lazy to put his own nightcap on and heat his own hot-
water bottle.”
“Riggy! Where are you?” screamed the voice of Mig. “Come here, you
scamp, or I’ll tweak your nose and box your ears!”
“Oh, dear me,” cried the poor lad in distress, as he started to run toward the
scarlet tent, “here I’ve got to go and nothing’s been settled, and the heart of
the princess is still breaking. Can you stay here until evening, Sir Knight?
The fair will be over then and we’ll be moving on—Maybe—”
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“Yes, I can stay here until evening,” said Peter. “I’ll just sit and think and
maybe I’ll have an idea by that time. Will you meet me here?”
“Yes, indeed,” said Riggy, and then as Mig called a third time he answered,
“A-comin’, sir—a-comin’,” and he ran away, ducking under the sky-blue
canvas.
There was a little tree with white berries on it like mistletoe berries, close to
a striped tent, and the sun being warm, Peter crawled under it and lay still,
thinking and thinking and thinking. This was indeed the strangest thing that
could ever happen to him. Peter couldn’t believe it. To have rolled off the
dragon’s back and to have stumbled upon the very same princess while the
others were rushing way, way off into Ireland to find her!
And Dallahan was right here also—poor old Dallahan, all cramped up in a
box that was at least twenty times too small for him. In there so tight that
Riggy said he would leap out like a spring if ever the box was opened.
Peter continued to stare up into the branches of the little tree, his vizor
thrown back, and a plump bird in a new coat of brown and red came and
hopped above him and looked down with sharp, beady eyes, and chirped
something that sounded like, “Hello, how are you, doodle-de-do?” but when
Peter replied that he was very well but was thinking deeply, the bird shook
all his feathers and flew away. Then there was silence and Peter thought and
thought and thought until his little brain had pains in it like a toothache. Oh,
he thought of so many, many ways he might rescue the princess, but every
way had something wrong with it because Mig was a magician, and
magicians are usually clever enough to grapple with any scheme. And as
Peter thought and thought and thought, the red, red sun went down.
maybe I’ll have an idea by that time. Will you meet me here?”
“Yes, indeed,” said Riggy, and then as Mig called a third time he answered,
“A-comin’, sir—a-comin’,” and he ran away, ducking under the sky-blue
canvas.
There was a little tree with white berries on it like mistletoe berries, close to
a striped tent, and the sun being warm, Peter crawled under it and lay still,
thinking and thinking and thinking. This was indeed the strangest thing that
could ever happen to him. Peter couldn’t believe it. To have rolled off the
dragon’s back and to have stumbled upon the very same princess while the
others were rushing way, way off into Ireland to find her!
And Dallahan was right here also—poor old Dallahan, all cramped up in a
box that was at least twenty times too small for him. In there so tight that
Riggy said he would leap out like a spring if ever the box was opened.
Peter continued to stare up into the branches of the little tree, his vizor
thrown back, and a plump bird in a new coat of brown and red came and
hopped above him and looked down with sharp, beady eyes, and chirped
something that sounded like, “Hello, how are you, doodle-de-do?” but when
Peter replied that he was very well but was thinking deeply, the bird shook
all his feathers and flew away. Then there was silence and Peter thought and
thought and thought until his little brain had pains in it like a toothache. Oh,
he thought of so many, many ways he might rescue the princess, but every
way had something wrong with it because Mig was a magician, and
magicians are usually clever enough to grapple with any scheme. And as
Peter thought and thought and thought, the red, red sun went down.
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CHAPTER XIV
PETER AND MIG, THE MAGICIAN
“OH, there you are,” said Riggy. “I was afraid you had decided not to wait.”
“No, I’m still here,” said Peter, jumping up, “but I haven’t thought of a way
yet, have you?”
“No,” replied Riggy, pulling a very long and sad face, “but now I’ve got my
own troubles.”
“What’s happened?” asked Peter.
“Mig became very angry with me because I didn’t notice and put his
nightcap on wrong side out, and then I got so nervous that I put ice in his
hot-water bottle instead of hot water, so after tweaking my nose and boxing
my ears he—he sent me away.”
“You mean he doesn’t want you to work for him any more?”
“Yes—I’m discharged,” and Riggy hung his yellow head.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” said Peter.
“You don’t have to be,” Riggy returned. “I’ve been very unhappy with Mig,
so I don’t care, except I’d like to help you free the princess.”
And now an idea popped into Peter’s head, an idea that fairly lifted him off
his feet. “Riggy,” cried Peter, “I’m going to take your place.”
“What?” said Riggy, perfectly astonished.
“Mig needs a helper, doesn’t he?”
“He can’t get along without one,” said Riggy. “When he wakes up he’ll be
very angry with himself for sending me away.”
“All right—you can have my armor.”
“What?” cried Riggy, eyes popping.
“You can have my armor,” repeated Peter.
PETER AND MIG, THE MAGICIAN
“OH, there you are,” said Riggy. “I was afraid you had decided not to wait.”
“No, I’m still here,” said Peter, jumping up, “but I haven’t thought of a way
yet, have you?”
“No,” replied Riggy, pulling a very long and sad face, “but now I’ve got my
own troubles.”
“What’s happened?” asked Peter.
“Mig became very angry with me because I didn’t notice and put his
nightcap on wrong side out, and then I got so nervous that I put ice in his
hot-water bottle instead of hot water, so after tweaking my nose and boxing
my ears he—he sent me away.”
“You mean he doesn’t want you to work for him any more?”
“Yes—I’m discharged,” and Riggy hung his yellow head.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” said Peter.
“You don’t have to be,” Riggy returned. “I’ve been very unhappy with Mig,
so I don’t care, except I’d like to help you free the princess.”
And now an idea popped into Peter’s head, an idea that fairly lifted him off
his feet. “Riggy,” cried Peter, “I’m going to take your place.”
“What?” said Riggy, perfectly astonished.
“Mig needs a helper, doesn’t he?”
“He can’t get along without one,” said Riggy. “When he wakes up he’ll be
very angry with himself for sending me away.”
“All right—you can have my armor.”
“What?” cried Riggy, eyes popping.
“You can have my armor,” repeated Peter.
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“Oh, can I?” said Riggy, his blue eyes dancing, “Oh, can I, really?”
“Yes, because I don’t want Mig to know I’m the same boy who paid a gold
ducat to see the princess,” said Peter, taking off his helmet.
Riggy grinned and wrinkled his nose. “I see,—you’re going to fool him, is
that it?”
“I’m going to try to fool him, but you can’t have my sword,” Peter said, as
Riggy reached for it.
With Riggy’s help, Peter was soon out of his armor and stood beneath the
tree in his white night gown. “Now, give me your clothes,” he said, and
Riggy did so, gladly. They far from fitted Peter, the patched and yellow
doublet and hose, and Riggy had a hard time getting into Peter’s armor, but
finally both boys were dressed again and Riggy strutted about as proud as
old Punch himself. “I’m going right off, this minute, and do a noble deed,”
he shouted. “All my life I’ve wanted to do a noble deed.”
“Well, there’s lots of them to be done around here,” said Peter, “but you
better find yourself a sword first.”
“I’m going to, right straight off,” chortled Riggy. “I know a sword-maker
who’ll make me a beautiful one.”
“Here’s a golden ducat, maybe he’ll want some pay,” said Peter, giving him
one of the coins he had received for dancing in the square.
“Oh, thanks, Sir Knight,” Riggy said, blinking back tears. “Don’t you want
me to stay and help you? Mig is a terrible little man.”
“No. You go along and do a noble deed,” Peter replied. “I think I can get on
very well by myself.”
“Well, then be careful,” Riggy warned, and after shaking hands with Peter
and wishing him all sorts of good luck and thanking him again and again,
the funny fellow ran away to find the shop of the sword-maker, and Peter
walked up the little street to the tent of Mig the magician.
There was a sign on the tent which said, “Keep out—Mig is asleep,” but
Peter paid no attention to it and walked in. There was the wicked little Mig
sound asleep under a yellow blanket, his head, in a blue nightcap with a red
tassel, resting on a hot-water bottle. His whiskers, in two braids, were
“Yes, because I don’t want Mig to know I’m the same boy who paid a gold
ducat to see the princess,” said Peter, taking off his helmet.
Riggy grinned and wrinkled his nose. “I see,—you’re going to fool him, is
that it?”
“I’m going to try to fool him, but you can’t have my sword,” Peter said, as
Riggy reached for it.
With Riggy’s help, Peter was soon out of his armor and stood beneath the
tree in his white night gown. “Now, give me your clothes,” he said, and
Riggy did so, gladly. They far from fitted Peter, the patched and yellow
doublet and hose, and Riggy had a hard time getting into Peter’s armor, but
finally both boys were dressed again and Riggy strutted about as proud as
old Punch himself. “I’m going right off, this minute, and do a noble deed,”
he shouted. “All my life I’ve wanted to do a noble deed.”
“Well, there’s lots of them to be done around here,” said Peter, “but you
better find yourself a sword first.”
“I’m going to, right straight off,” chortled Riggy. “I know a sword-maker
who’ll make me a beautiful one.”
“Here’s a golden ducat, maybe he’ll want some pay,” said Peter, giving him
one of the coins he had received for dancing in the square.
“Oh, thanks, Sir Knight,” Riggy said, blinking back tears. “Don’t you want
me to stay and help you? Mig is a terrible little man.”
“No. You go along and do a noble deed,” Peter replied. “I think I can get on
very well by myself.”
“Well, then be careful,” Riggy warned, and after shaking hands with Peter
and wishing him all sorts of good luck and thanking him again and again,
the funny fellow ran away to find the shop of the sword-maker, and Peter
walked up the little street to the tent of Mig the magician.
There was a sign on the tent which said, “Keep out—Mig is asleep,” but
Peter paid no attention to it and walked in. There was the wicked little Mig
sound asleep under a yellow blanket, his head, in a blue nightcap with a red
tassel, resting on a hot-water bottle. His whiskers, in two braids, were
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outside of the covers, and his tiny eyes were tightly shut and his mouth was
open. He was sleeping on top of the two big boxes with the gold locks, but
Peter could not tell, for the life of him, which box contained the princess
and which box contained poor Dallahan, they looked so much alike.
As he stood waiting for Mig to wake up, he heard a low groan come from
one of the boxes and then a sweet, high voice singing a sad little ballad.
Oh, the princess is lost in the deep, deep, wood,
Oh, sigh and sigh again;
For she wandered where she never should,
Oh, sigh and sigh once more.
Oh, the princess will die when the snow comes down,
Oh, sigh and sigh again;
For she’ll be cold in her summer gown,
Oh, sigh and sigh once more.
And as the song finished, the little magician woke up and called loudly,
“Riggy! Riggy, come here or I’ll box your ears and tweak your nose!” And
then he remembered what he had done and said, “Oh, Dingle Berry Pie,
what a fool am I! If I didn’t send that stupid boy away! Now what am I
going to do?”
Peter stepped up and said, hiding his sword behind his back, “I’m at your
service, sir.”
Mig stared, his whiskers standing out straight with surprise, “Who—who
are you?” he demanded.
“I—I was standing close by when you told Riggy to go and—and so I
thought—”
“You thought you’d like his place, did you?” said Mig, taking the very
words out of Peter’s mouth. “What’s your name?”
“R-Robin,” said Peter, surprised at himself for saying that. He must have
been thinking of that bird, the one in the new brown and red coat that said
hello to him when he lay under the white berry tree.
open. He was sleeping on top of the two big boxes with the gold locks, but
Peter could not tell, for the life of him, which box contained the princess
and which box contained poor Dallahan, they looked so much alike.
As he stood waiting for Mig to wake up, he heard a low groan come from
one of the boxes and then a sweet, high voice singing a sad little ballad.
Oh, the princess is lost in the deep, deep, wood,
Oh, sigh and sigh again;
For she wandered where she never should,
Oh, sigh and sigh once more.
Oh, the princess will die when the snow comes down,
Oh, sigh and sigh again;
For she’ll be cold in her summer gown,
Oh, sigh and sigh once more.
And as the song finished, the little magician woke up and called loudly,
“Riggy! Riggy, come here or I’ll box your ears and tweak your nose!” And
then he remembered what he had done and said, “Oh, Dingle Berry Pie,
what a fool am I! If I didn’t send that stupid boy away! Now what am I
going to do?”
Peter stepped up and said, hiding his sword behind his back, “I’m at your
service, sir.”
Mig stared, his whiskers standing out straight with surprise, “Who—who
are you?” he demanded.
“I—I was standing close by when you told Riggy to go and—and so I
thought—”
“You thought you’d like his place, did you?” said Mig, taking the very
words out of Peter’s mouth. “What’s your name?”
“R-Robin,” said Peter, surprised at himself for saying that. He must have
been thinking of that bird, the one in the new brown and red coat that said
hello to him when he lay under the white berry tree.
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“Robin what?”
“Just plain Robin.”
“Humph!” said the magician, and then he walked up and down in his night
gown. “Haven’t you a family?”
“N-not here, sir.”
“Where are they?”
“Oh, way, way ahead, sir.”
“How far ahead?”
“As far ahead as you can go from here.”
“Well, that’s all right. They won’t bother then. Can you tell the difference
between a camel and another camel?”
“Yes, sir.”
“How?”
“Well, some camels have one hump and some have two, if that’s what you
mean.”
The magician paused and looked Peter up and down. “I don’t,” he said, “but
I get the point. I’ll hire you. Now, fetch me my clothes and I’ll dress myself,
with your help, because it’s time for us to be going.”
Peter fetched him his doublet and hose and his moldy green cloak and his
red pointed shoes.
After he was dressed, Mig said, “We’re going on to Giggletown from here.
Lots of wee children live in Giggletown and they’ll pay gold moneys to see
a princess with silver toes. Ahhh”—And he rubbed his hands together again
with their sandpapery sound.
“How far is Giggletown?” Peter asked.
“Oh, just over the hills and faraway,” Mig replied, vaguely. “Don’t ask
foolish questions. Now, get busy. The moon will be up before we can count
ten.”
Peter never worked harder in his life. He took down the scarlet tent and
rolled it up, poles and all, and when that was done, there appeared from out
“Just plain Robin.”
“Humph!” said the magician, and then he walked up and down in his night
gown. “Haven’t you a family?”
“N-not here, sir.”
“Where are they?”
“Oh, way, way ahead, sir.”
“How far ahead?”
“As far ahead as you can go from here.”
“Well, that’s all right. They won’t bother then. Can you tell the difference
between a camel and another camel?”
“Yes, sir.”
“How?”
“Well, some camels have one hump and some have two, if that’s what you
mean.”
The magician paused and looked Peter up and down. “I don’t,” he said, “but
I get the point. I’ll hire you. Now, fetch me my clothes and I’ll dress myself,
with your help, because it’s time for us to be going.”
Peter fetched him his doublet and hose and his moldy green cloak and his
red pointed shoes.
After he was dressed, Mig said, “We’re going on to Giggletown from here.
Lots of wee children live in Giggletown and they’ll pay gold moneys to see
a princess with silver toes. Ahhh”—And he rubbed his hands together again
with their sandpapery sound.
“How far is Giggletown?” Peter asked.
“Oh, just over the hills and faraway,” Mig replied, vaguely. “Don’t ask
foolish questions. Now, get busy. The moon will be up before we can count
ten.”
Peter never worked harder in his life. He took down the scarlet tent and
rolled it up, poles and all, and when that was done, there appeared from out
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of nowhere a blue cart with red wheels drawn by a milk-white donkey with
a pair of very, very long pink ears and the most disgusted expression.
“Load her up,” ordered Mig, but Peter could not manage the boxes by
himself, so Mig helped him, and also assisted with the round sacks that
were very heavy and clinked with the clink of gold.
After everything was on the cart, Mig climbed up to the front seat and took
the reins in his hands and clucked, clucked with his tongue to the disgusted
white donkey.
“Jump on the back,” screamed Mig to Peter, “or I’ll tweak your nose and
box your ears,” so Peter scrambled up among the boxes and sacks of gold,
and the donkey started off, still looking disgusted. And up came the moon,
looking like a round gold ducat itself, and bats began to fly.
a pair of very, very long pink ears and the most disgusted expression.
“Load her up,” ordered Mig, but Peter could not manage the boxes by
himself, so Mig helped him, and also assisted with the round sacks that
were very heavy and clinked with the clink of gold.
After everything was on the cart, Mig climbed up to the front seat and took
the reins in his hands and clucked, clucked with his tongue to the disgusted
white donkey.
“Jump on the back,” screamed Mig to Peter, “or I’ll tweak your nose and
box your ears,” so Peter scrambled up among the boxes and sacks of gold,
and the donkey started off, still looking disgusted. And up came the moon,
looking like a round gold ducat itself, and bats began to fly.
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CHAPTER XV
ON TOWARD GIGGLETOWN
THAT journey toward Giggletown seemed endless and the night seemed
endless too. They were always going up hill, it seemed, and never going
down, so finally Peter judged they must be up very high among the cloud
castles by this time. The stars seemed to become larger and larger and the
moon did, too, until it seemed to fill the whole sky, and Peter could see the
man in the moon looking at him with round, round eyes. And the velvet bats
became so bold and big that they flew right down to the cart and made faces
at Peter and squealed like mice. The rows of trees along the road looked
like old men and old women with thousands of black arms reaching out to
catch on to things, and one old elm tickled Peter’s cheek.
At last, when it certainly should have been close to morning, Peter heard
Mig snoring on the front seat. The little magician’s head was slumped
forward between his humped shoulders and bobbed around like a cork on
top of water. But the white donkey kept on climbing and climbing, still with
the disgusted expression. And then, Peter heard a tapping by his right hand
and a little voice, seeming to come from the top box, said, “Let me out! Let
me out! Oh, please, let me out!”
“It must be the princess,” thought Peter, putting his ear down close to the
box. “Is that you, Princess?” he called, and the tiny voice replied, “Yes, yes,
let me out! Let me out! Oh, please, let me out!”
“Yes, Princess,” whispered Peter, “I’ll let you out! Shh!”
He looked ahead at Mig still snoring and then he looked back. They were
still climbing, up and up, and behind them dropped the steep road, down,
down, down. “It’s just like the slide on Red Hill where we coast in winter,”
thought Peter, and then the idea came to him. Yes, you’ve guessed it! That’s
just what he was going to do!
He climbed on the top box, straddled it; then lay flat on it as you’d lie on a
sled and gave it a shove. The box groaned a little, moved gently, and slid off
the cart. Wheeee! Down the hill shot Peter, clutched tightly to the blue box,
ON TOWARD GIGGLETOWN
THAT journey toward Giggletown seemed endless and the night seemed
endless too. They were always going up hill, it seemed, and never going
down, so finally Peter judged they must be up very high among the cloud
castles by this time. The stars seemed to become larger and larger and the
moon did, too, until it seemed to fill the whole sky, and Peter could see the
man in the moon looking at him with round, round eyes. And the velvet bats
became so bold and big that they flew right down to the cart and made faces
at Peter and squealed like mice. The rows of trees along the road looked
like old men and old women with thousands of black arms reaching out to
catch on to things, and one old elm tickled Peter’s cheek.
At last, when it certainly should have been close to morning, Peter heard
Mig snoring on the front seat. The little magician’s head was slumped
forward between his humped shoulders and bobbed around like a cork on
top of water. But the white donkey kept on climbing and climbing, still with
the disgusted expression. And then, Peter heard a tapping by his right hand
and a little voice, seeming to come from the top box, said, “Let me out! Let
me out! Oh, please, let me out!”
“It must be the princess,” thought Peter, putting his ear down close to the
box. “Is that you, Princess?” he called, and the tiny voice replied, “Yes, yes,
let me out! Let me out! Oh, please, let me out!”
“Yes, Princess,” whispered Peter, “I’ll let you out! Shh!”
He looked ahead at Mig still snoring and then he looked back. They were
still climbing, up and up, and behind them dropped the steep road, down,
down, down. “It’s just like the slide on Red Hill where we coast in winter,”
thought Peter, and then the idea came to him. Yes, you’ve guessed it! That’s
just what he was going to do!
He climbed on the top box, straddled it; then lay flat on it as you’d lie on a
sled and gave it a shove. The box groaned a little, moved gently, and slid off
the cart. Wheeee! Down the hill shot Peter, clutched tightly to the blue box,
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and on climbed the little white donkey toward Giggletown, the disgusted
expression not so pronounced now because the cart was much lighter. Mig
continued to snore and his head continued to bob.
That was a breathless ride for Peter, almost as breathless as the ride on the
dragon. He closed his eyes tight and trusted to luck, because there was
nothing else to do, now that the box was really on its way. Wheeee!—the
box seemed to fly through the air,—down, down, down. Surely he’d have to
stop sooner or later because the whole world wasn’t down hill, or else he’d
hit something and stop that way. Zummmm—Zummmm—Zummmm!—
The air sang in his ears. He opened his eyes and shut them again. Nothing
but blackness as if he were plunging down a long black hole, just like Alice
down the rabbit’s hole, thought Peter.
And then—Bang! Crash! Smash! Peter was thrown off the box and landed
in the middle of a haystack. He was dazed for a moment but not hurt, and
quickly he got up and ran to the box which was standing up on end and not
broken open as he had thought it might be. No, it had been tightly locked.
Peter listened with his ear pressed against the box. There was no sound.
Peter called, “Princess! Princess!” There was no answer. Maybe the bump
had hurt her? Maybe it had broken her poor cracking heart.
“Princess! Princess!” he called again, much louder. Still no answer. Peter
looked about, helplessly. He was in a little valley with trees all around, and
a little brook running through, and golden haystacks in corners and by
fences. In back stretched the road, going up and up toward Giggletown. The
sun was just rising. Peter was puzzled. He didn’t know just what to do next.
And then a rapping came from the box, once more, and the little voice
called, “Let me out! Let me out! Oh, please let me out!”
“Yes, yes, Princess, I will!” cried Peter. “Just a minute.”
Well, if he didn’t have his sword all this time! He had held it in his hand all
the way down the hill, and now he took it out of its sheath and looked at it.
It was a very strong sword and very sharp.
Peter fitted the sharp point into the gold lock; gave it a twist like a key, and
click went the lock and back it sprang. The lid of the box leaped open with
a weird, long-drawn cry and out something sprang like a spring from a
expression not so pronounced now because the cart was much lighter. Mig
continued to snore and his head continued to bob.
That was a breathless ride for Peter, almost as breathless as the ride on the
dragon. He closed his eyes tight and trusted to luck, because there was
nothing else to do, now that the box was really on its way. Wheeee!—the
box seemed to fly through the air,—down, down, down. Surely he’d have to
stop sooner or later because the whole world wasn’t down hill, or else he’d
hit something and stop that way. Zummmm—Zummmm—Zummmm!—
The air sang in his ears. He opened his eyes and shut them again. Nothing
but blackness as if he were plunging down a long black hole, just like Alice
down the rabbit’s hole, thought Peter.
And then—Bang! Crash! Smash! Peter was thrown off the box and landed
in the middle of a haystack. He was dazed for a moment but not hurt, and
quickly he got up and ran to the box which was standing up on end and not
broken open as he had thought it might be. No, it had been tightly locked.
Peter listened with his ear pressed against the box. There was no sound.
Peter called, “Princess! Princess!” There was no answer. Maybe the bump
had hurt her? Maybe it had broken her poor cracking heart.
“Princess! Princess!” he called again, much louder. Still no answer. Peter
looked about, helplessly. He was in a little valley with trees all around, and
a little brook running through, and golden haystacks in corners and by
fences. In back stretched the road, going up and up toward Giggletown. The
sun was just rising. Peter was puzzled. He didn’t know just what to do next.
And then a rapping came from the box, once more, and the little voice
called, “Let me out! Let me out! Oh, please let me out!”
“Yes, yes, Princess, I will!” cried Peter. “Just a minute.”
Well, if he didn’t have his sword all this time! He had held it in his hand all
the way down the hill, and now he took it out of its sheath and looked at it.
It was a very strong sword and very sharp.
Peter fitted the sharp point into the gold lock; gave it a twist like a key, and
click went the lock and back it sprang. The lid of the box leaped open with
a weird, long-drawn cry and out something sprang like a spring from a
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clock,—something long and red, covered with glistening scales. Peter fell
back, his hands before his eyes.
When he looked again, there, seated on top of a haystack, his eyes big with
surprise, was a red dragon, redder than a salmon, redder than a red-breast,
redder than the reddest rose. A red, red dragon but so shrunken in size, just
like a red suit of clothes that’s been left out in the rain all night.
back, his hands before his eyes.
When he looked again, there, seated on top of a haystack, his eyes big with
surprise, was a red dragon, redder than a salmon, redder than a red-breast,
redder than the reddest rose. A red, red dragon but so shrunken in size, just
like a red suit of clothes that’s been left out in the rain all night.
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CHAPTER XVI
DALLAHAN
“OH—OH”—cried Peter in surprise, “you’re—you’re not the Princess are
—are you?”
“No,” said the red dragon in a shrunken voice, “I’m—I’m just Dallahan.”
Peter clutched his sword to defend himself. “But—but how little you are—
not a bit like a real dwagon,” he said.
“I—I am little now,” Dallahan whimpered. “That wretched old Mig did it.
He cramped me into that box and made me feel so small that it’s taken all
the gumption out of me. Please put up your sword, I’m perfectly harmless
now.”
Peter instantly felt sorry for Dallahan. He let his sword drop to his side and
came nearer to the poor red fellow.
“I’m very sorry,” Peter said. “You see, I thought you were very fierce.”
“I was before that horrible magician made me feel so small.”
“That’s rather the way my dwagon felt when I first found him,” Peter started
to explain.
Dallahan interrupted. “Your dragon? Who’s your dragon?” he asked,
frowning.
“The cave dwagon I think they call him, around these parts.”
“Oh, that one,” said Dallahan, shaking his head.
“Do you know him?” Peter asked.
“Do I know him? I stole the princess away from him, didn’t I?” He looked
pathetic. “And he used to be such a good friend of mine, when we were
boys, before I moved to Ireland. I shouldn’t have played such a mean trick
on an old, boyhood friend, should I now?” His brogue became quivery.
“No, you shouldn’t have,” Peter agreed, solemnly.
DALLAHAN
“OH—OH”—cried Peter in surprise, “you’re—you’re not the Princess are
—are you?”
“No,” said the red dragon in a shrunken voice, “I’m—I’m just Dallahan.”
Peter clutched his sword to defend himself. “But—but how little you are—
not a bit like a real dwagon,” he said.
“I—I am little now,” Dallahan whimpered. “That wretched old Mig did it.
He cramped me into that box and made me feel so small that it’s taken all
the gumption out of me. Please put up your sword, I’m perfectly harmless
now.”
Peter instantly felt sorry for Dallahan. He let his sword drop to his side and
came nearer to the poor red fellow.
“I’m very sorry,” Peter said. “You see, I thought you were very fierce.”
“I was before that horrible magician made me feel so small.”
“That’s rather the way my dwagon felt when I first found him,” Peter started
to explain.
Dallahan interrupted. “Your dragon? Who’s your dragon?” he asked,
frowning.
“The cave dwagon I think they call him, around these parts.”
“Oh, that one,” said Dallahan, shaking his head.
“Do you know him?” Peter asked.
“Do I know him? I stole the princess away from him, didn’t I?” He looked
pathetic. “And he used to be such a good friend of mine, when we were
boys, before I moved to Ireland. I shouldn’t have played such a mean trick
on an old, boyhood friend, should I now?” His brogue became quivery.
“No, you shouldn’t have,” Peter agreed, solemnly.
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“Well, I’ve paid for my meanness,” Dallahan sighed, looking down at his
shrunken self with self-pity. “And now I’m ready to make amends. We must
find that wretched little Mig, rescue the princess, and return her to the cave
dragon who loves her with all his heart.”
Peter’s head was in a whirl, just as yours must be when you read this,
because it is all so topsy-turvey. “But the cave dragon’s gone to Ireland to
find you and make you return the princess,” he tried to explain.
“Has he now?” said Dallahan, with a brief return of his old spirit and he
stretched almost two feet. “Well, a lot of good that would have done him if
I’d been in my old form. One blow and”—but here he felt small again and
the two feet he had added to himself quickly vanished. “So he’s gone to
Ireland, has he? That’s too bad. All that trip for nothing.”
Peter looked up the road that climbed the hill toward Giggletown. The sun
was up and some big black crows came down to look at the blue box,
always curious, you know. Peter asked, worried, “What’s to be done next?”
“We must find Mig,” said Dallahan, “that’s the first step. Can you run fast?”
“Not so very fast,” Peter replied, doubtfully.
Dallahan spoke thoughtfully. “I’d ride you on my back, only I feel so small
and crushed, at this moment, I wouldn’t have the strength to carry you, but
maybe as we run along I’ll get more confidence and that will take out some
of the kinks.”
“Will we have to run up that hill?” Peter asked, pointing up the road.
“Yes, it’s the only way to Giggletown, but run up backwards, like this. Then
it will seem as if you’re running down and it won’t be half as hard.” And
Dallahan started up tail first. Peter drew in a deep breath and started up
backwards after him.
shrunken self with self-pity. “And now I’m ready to make amends. We must
find that wretched little Mig, rescue the princess, and return her to the cave
dragon who loves her with all his heart.”
Peter’s head was in a whirl, just as yours must be when you read this,
because it is all so topsy-turvey. “But the cave dragon’s gone to Ireland to
find you and make you return the princess,” he tried to explain.
“Has he now?” said Dallahan, with a brief return of his old spirit and he
stretched almost two feet. “Well, a lot of good that would have done him if
I’d been in my old form. One blow and”—but here he felt small again and
the two feet he had added to himself quickly vanished. “So he’s gone to
Ireland, has he? That’s too bad. All that trip for nothing.”
Peter looked up the road that climbed the hill toward Giggletown. The sun
was up and some big black crows came down to look at the blue box,
always curious, you know. Peter asked, worried, “What’s to be done next?”
“We must find Mig,” said Dallahan, “that’s the first step. Can you run fast?”
“Not so very fast,” Peter replied, doubtfully.
Dallahan spoke thoughtfully. “I’d ride you on my back, only I feel so small
and crushed, at this moment, I wouldn’t have the strength to carry you, but
maybe as we run along I’ll get more confidence and that will take out some
of the kinks.”
“Will we have to run up that hill?” Peter asked, pointing up the road.
“Yes, it’s the only way to Giggletown, but run up backwards, like this. Then
it will seem as if you’re running down and it won’t be half as hard.” And
Dallahan started up tail first. Peter drew in a deep breath and started up
backwards after him.
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CHAPTER XVII
ONCE MORE ON THE KING’S GREAT
HIGHWAY
IT was strange, but Peter did find it very easy to climb, walking backwards.
He didn’t get out of breath and it seemed as though somebody was boosting
him up, as his mother used to boost him up above the hollyhock fence when
he was a much smaller boy. And looking at Dallahan, it struck Peter that the
red dragon did not seem to touch the hill with his feet, just floated up
backwards without a speck of effort.
They must have gone very fast because it wasn’t long before they had
reached the top of the high hill-road, and turning around, they stood looking
down on what must have been Giggletown, a village of red roofs, nestling
like a smile in the valley below. Dallahan pointed to some wagon tracks in
the dust of the down-hill road. “Those are the tracks of Mig’s donkey cart,”
he said. “Quick! Let’s follow them, before the tricky old fellow gets away
from us.”
But the tricky old fellow had gotten away already. Peter and Dallahan
searched the little hamlet of Giggletown from top to bottom and from
bottom to top and then straight over again, finding not a trace of Mig, or the
blue box, or the little white donkey with the disgusted expression. They had
melted away like magic butter, and no one in the town had even caught a
glimpse of them, and the people at the little fair that was going on so
merrily in the shadow of a gray-green church said they had paid no golden
ducats to see a princess with toes of silver.
“Well, this is very discouraging,” said Dallahan, at last, sitting down to rest
on a stone by the road, “but of course it’s not surprising. Mig is very clever,
very clever indeed. He can change himself into a great many things—
shrubs and trees and stones—”
“Can he change the princess and the donkey and the cart and the sacks of
gold into other things too?” Peter asked.
ONCE MORE ON THE KING’S GREAT
HIGHWAY
IT was strange, but Peter did find it very easy to climb, walking backwards.
He didn’t get out of breath and it seemed as though somebody was boosting
him up, as his mother used to boost him up above the hollyhock fence when
he was a much smaller boy. And looking at Dallahan, it struck Peter that the
red dragon did not seem to touch the hill with his feet, just floated up
backwards without a speck of effort.
They must have gone very fast because it wasn’t long before they had
reached the top of the high hill-road, and turning around, they stood looking
down on what must have been Giggletown, a village of red roofs, nestling
like a smile in the valley below. Dallahan pointed to some wagon tracks in
the dust of the down-hill road. “Those are the tracks of Mig’s donkey cart,”
he said. “Quick! Let’s follow them, before the tricky old fellow gets away
from us.”
But the tricky old fellow had gotten away already. Peter and Dallahan
searched the little hamlet of Giggletown from top to bottom and from
bottom to top and then straight over again, finding not a trace of Mig, or the
blue box, or the little white donkey with the disgusted expression. They had
melted away like magic butter, and no one in the town had even caught a
glimpse of them, and the people at the little fair that was going on so
merrily in the shadow of a gray-green church said they had paid no golden
ducats to see a princess with toes of silver.
“Well, this is very discouraging,” said Dallahan, at last, sitting down to rest
on a stone by the road, “but of course it’s not surprising. Mig is very clever,
very clever indeed. He can change himself into a great many things—
shrubs and trees and stones—”
“Can he change the princess and the donkey and the cart and the sacks of
gold into other things too?” Peter asked.
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“Yes, they can all change together,” returned the red dragon, rubbing his
sharp chin.
“Golly, this sounds hopeless,” thought Peter, looking up and down the
broad road, and then he said aloud, “What road is this we’re on now?”
“It’s the King’s Great Highway,” Dallahan said.
“The King’s Great Highway? Why, that’s where I fell off,” exclaimed Peter.
“Maybe—maybe if we wait right here, the dwagon will come by looking
for me.”
“If he goes to Ireland he won’t pass back along this way for days and days,”
sighed Dallahan, slumping all up on the stone. My, he looked small, more
like a crawfish, boiled red, than a dragon.
And then, far, far off on the white road a tiny speck appeared, first no larger
than a fly, and then growing to the size of a bumblebee, and then to the size
of a mouse, and then to the size of a rat, and then to the size of a puppy, and
then to the size of a dog, and then to the size of a pig, and then to the size of
a colt and then to the size of a horse, and then—and then to the size of a
dragon!
Peter gave a shout. “Oh, look—Oh, look, it’s the dwagon—the dwagon!”
He cried, and ran up the road, and just then Dallahan gave a snort and
jumped up from the stone on which he was sitting. Every red scale was on
end, for would you believe it, the stone on which Dallahan had been sitting
had moved ever so slightly—“It moved, I’m sure!” cried the dragon,
looking at the fat stone. “I’m sure it moved, although it’s not moving this
minute.”
But Peter did not hear him. He was too busily engaged otherwise. The cave
dragon had stopped and off jumped Grandma, still in her armor, and off
jumped Johnathan and Janet Jane and Nap and Jerry, and off jumped
Crubby from his perch behind the dragon’s ear. All of them tried to embrace
Peter at once and such a bumping of armor you never heard, and since Peter
wore nothing but Riggy’s torn doublet and hose, he was severely pinched
by the steel arms that gripped him.
“Oh, Peter, where have you been?” said Grandma, “and why did you fall
off?”
sharp chin.
“Golly, this sounds hopeless,” thought Peter, looking up and down the
broad road, and then he said aloud, “What road is this we’re on now?”
“It’s the King’s Great Highway,” Dallahan said.
“The King’s Great Highway? Why, that’s where I fell off,” exclaimed Peter.
“Maybe—maybe if we wait right here, the dwagon will come by looking
for me.”
“If he goes to Ireland he won’t pass back along this way for days and days,”
sighed Dallahan, slumping all up on the stone. My, he looked small, more
like a crawfish, boiled red, than a dragon.
And then, far, far off on the white road a tiny speck appeared, first no larger
than a fly, and then growing to the size of a bumblebee, and then to the size
of a mouse, and then to the size of a rat, and then to the size of a puppy, and
then to the size of a dog, and then to the size of a pig, and then to the size of
a colt and then to the size of a horse, and then—and then to the size of a
dragon!
Peter gave a shout. “Oh, look—Oh, look, it’s the dwagon—the dwagon!”
He cried, and ran up the road, and just then Dallahan gave a snort and
jumped up from the stone on which he was sitting. Every red scale was on
end, for would you believe it, the stone on which Dallahan had been sitting
had moved ever so slightly—“It moved, I’m sure!” cried the dragon,
looking at the fat stone. “I’m sure it moved, although it’s not moving this
minute.”
But Peter did not hear him. He was too busily engaged otherwise. The cave
dragon had stopped and off jumped Grandma, still in her armor, and off
jumped Johnathan and Janet Jane and Nap and Jerry, and off jumped
Crubby from his perch behind the dragon’s ear. All of them tried to embrace
Peter at once and such a bumping of armor you never heard, and since Peter
wore nothing but Riggy’s torn doublet and hose, he was severely pinched
by the steel arms that gripped him.
“Oh, Peter, where have you been?” said Grandma, “and why did you fall
off?”
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“I tripped,” Peter said, simply.
“Where’s your armor?” asked Johnathan.
“We were so frightened,” whimpered Janet Jane, hugging Peter tightly.
Everybody was talking at once and Peter was trying to answer all their
questions at once, too, when suddenly the dragons were heard exchanging
words together.
“Well,” said the cave dragon, “it’s certainly a surprise to find you here,
Dallahan.”
“Yes,” returned Dallahan, looking so small beside the other.
“And how you’ve changed,” said the cave dragon with sympathy.
Dallahan hung his head. “Yes, I have,” he admitted. “Don’t make fun of me,
please. I can’t help it. I’ve been locked up in a box for a long, long time and
if that wouldn’t make anybody feel small I don’t know what would.”
“Oh, you poor, poor fellow,” said the cave dragon. “Let me shake your
hand, my poor friend. I know just how you feel, because I’ve been up in the
future where I was the last dragon in the whole, whole world and I tell you I
felt mighty small and out of place myself. Yes, indeed I did! But you
mustn’t let it keep you that way always—Now, you’re out of the box, aren’t
you?”
“Yes, thanks to him,” said Dallahan, pointing to Peter.
The cave dragon smiled, tenderly. “I can thank him too,” he said. “He did
practically the same thing for me, way, way ahead. But to get back to you—
you’re out of the box and—and—Well, look at yourself—you’re growing
already!”
It was true—the red dragon was stretching and stretching like an elastic
band before their eyes. He stretched from the waist-line down and from the
waist-line up, stretched his long spine, slowly, slowly, and with this
stretching of his spine his smile stretched too. “I’m myself again!” he cried.
“I’m myself again! Oh, how happy I am! How happy I am! I want to do
fine, big things! I’ve learned my lesson in that box. I don’t want to do small
things any more. I want to do big and splendid things. No more thieving—
“Where’s your armor?” asked Johnathan.
“We were so frightened,” whimpered Janet Jane, hugging Peter tightly.
Everybody was talking at once and Peter was trying to answer all their
questions at once, too, when suddenly the dragons were heard exchanging
words together.
“Well,” said the cave dragon, “it’s certainly a surprise to find you here,
Dallahan.”
“Yes,” returned Dallahan, looking so small beside the other.
“And how you’ve changed,” said the cave dragon with sympathy.
Dallahan hung his head. “Yes, I have,” he admitted. “Don’t make fun of me,
please. I can’t help it. I’ve been locked up in a box for a long, long time and
if that wouldn’t make anybody feel small I don’t know what would.”
“Oh, you poor, poor fellow,” said the cave dragon. “Let me shake your
hand, my poor friend. I know just how you feel, because I’ve been up in the
future where I was the last dragon in the whole, whole world and I tell you I
felt mighty small and out of place myself. Yes, indeed I did! But you
mustn’t let it keep you that way always—Now, you’re out of the box, aren’t
you?”
“Yes, thanks to him,” said Dallahan, pointing to Peter.
The cave dragon smiled, tenderly. “I can thank him too,” he said. “He did
practically the same thing for me, way, way ahead. But to get back to you—
you’re out of the box and—and—Well, look at yourself—you’re growing
already!”
It was true—the red dragon was stretching and stretching like an elastic
band before their eyes. He stretched from the waist-line down and from the
waist-line up, stretched his long spine, slowly, slowly, and with this
stretching of his spine his smile stretched too. “I’m myself again!” he cried.
“I’m myself again! Oh, how happy I am! How happy I am! I want to do
fine, big things! I’ve learned my lesson in that box. I don’t want to do small
things any more. I want to do big and splendid things. No more thieving—
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no more petty fighting for me. I’m going to return the princess to you, my
old friend, that is if—”
And just then Johnathan cried out, “Look! Look at that funny round stone—
it’s walking away!”
And sure enough, all of them turned to see it waddling like a funny fat man
down the road.
“That’s the stone that moved when I was sitting on it,” shouted Dallahan.
“It must be—don’t you think it is—Why, it must be”—And they all ran
after the stone. They surrounded it and it stopped, settling down like a
ruffled-up hen on a nest.
“What is it?” Grandma demanded, adjusting her spectacles, and leaning
close she poked it with her fingers. “Why, it’s sort of a soft—a soft stone—
that’s very strange.”
“Look! It’s coming all apart,” said Janet Jane, squealing.
“Oh, there’s a nose and an eye!” shouted Johnathan.
“It’s a magic stone,” said the important little Crubby.
Every one gripped their swords tighter, expecting anything after that.
“There’s moonstones and a bit of a red dress,” said the cave dragon, eyes
big with surprise.
“And there’s whiskers in two braids,” Peter said.
“And there’s a disgusted expression,” said Grandma.
“Keep it together,—don’t let it fly apart!” cried Dallahan. “It’s Mig the
magician and the cart and the Princess Silver Toes and everything all mixed
up. Don’t let them fly apart or we’ll lose them!”
All the hands reached out and tried to hold the crumbling stone together, but
it seemed hopeless, just like trying to lift up a whole armful of loose apples
at once.
“Quick!—that part’s slipping away—catch it—Look, it’s running right
between your legs!” yelled Johnathan to Peter—“Catch it! Catch it!”
“I’ve got it,” said Peter, holding it up—“It looks like a silver toe.”
old friend, that is if—”
And just then Johnathan cried out, “Look! Look at that funny round stone—
it’s walking away!”
And sure enough, all of them turned to see it waddling like a funny fat man
down the road.
“That’s the stone that moved when I was sitting on it,” shouted Dallahan.
“It must be—don’t you think it is—Why, it must be”—And they all ran
after the stone. They surrounded it and it stopped, settling down like a
ruffled-up hen on a nest.
“What is it?” Grandma demanded, adjusting her spectacles, and leaning
close she poked it with her fingers. “Why, it’s sort of a soft—a soft stone—
that’s very strange.”
“Look! It’s coming all apart,” said Janet Jane, squealing.
“Oh, there’s a nose and an eye!” shouted Johnathan.
“It’s a magic stone,” said the important little Crubby.
Every one gripped their swords tighter, expecting anything after that.
“There’s moonstones and a bit of a red dress,” said the cave dragon, eyes
big with surprise.
“And there’s whiskers in two braids,” Peter said.
“And there’s a disgusted expression,” said Grandma.
“Keep it together,—don’t let it fly apart!” cried Dallahan. “It’s Mig the
magician and the cart and the Princess Silver Toes and everything all mixed
up. Don’t let them fly apart or we’ll lose them!”
All the hands reached out and tried to hold the crumbling stone together, but
it seemed hopeless, just like trying to lift up a whole armful of loose apples
at once.
“Quick!—that part’s slipping away—catch it—Look, it’s running right
between your legs!” yelled Johnathan to Peter—“Catch it! Catch it!”
“I’ve got it,” said Peter, holding it up—“It looks like a silver toe.”
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“That’s what it is—it’s the princess’s silver toe running away all by itself—
put it back!” Dallahan ordered.
But this was impossible to keep up, for as soon as the toe was put back
something else would run away, and so it went, and they thought surely Mig
would escape, when Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious knitting bag,
brought forth many balls of colored yarn, and whirling one around her head
like a lasso, she entangled the crumbling stone in meshes of red and yellow
wool, winding it around and around—around and around—just as a spider
winds his silken thread around a poor captive fly or green grasshopper. And
soon the stone was quiet and from the heart of it and through the tangled
yarn came a gruff voice saying, “Let me out—let me out—I’m Mig, and
I’m sorry—I’m sorry—”
“Are you sure you’re sorry?” asked Dallahan.
“Yes, yes, I’m sorry, and if you let me out of here I’ll never steal again.”
Dallahan looked at the cave dragon and the cave dragon looked at Dallahan
and slowly both creatures nodded their great heads. “All right,” said
Dallahan, with importance, “we’ll let you out.” And he winked knowingly
at Grandma and Grandma winked back at him. Then she began to wind up
the colored yarn, very quickly, back into the mysterious knitting bag.
Then, when the last bright strand had disappeared, all eyes were fixed on
the fat stone and beheld it melted away and in its place stood a beautiful girl
with long golden hair, dressed in a red dress encrusted with magic
moonstones, and there was the strange little Mig, his whiskers in two
braids, and there was the blue cart and the little white donkey still wearing
the disgusted expression, and there were the sacks of gold.
“You bad, bad little fellow!” said the cave dragon, reaching out with a
golden claw for Mig, the magician, but Mig spoke a strange magic word
and the next moment, there he was, flying away high, high up in the air, in
the shape of a long, blue dragonfly——“Zummmm—zummm—zummm,”
he called back at them, and that’s the same thing as, “Ha, ha, ha!” in the
language of a dragonfly. And so he disappeared, but he left the princess
behind him and the cart and the donkey and the sacks of gold.
And strangely enough, the princess was not enchanted any more. Her big
blue eyes opened like misted violets and her face was the color of a rose,
put it back!” Dallahan ordered.
But this was impossible to keep up, for as soon as the toe was put back
something else would run away, and so it went, and they thought surely Mig
would escape, when Grandma, fumbling in her mysterious knitting bag,
brought forth many balls of colored yarn, and whirling one around her head
like a lasso, she entangled the crumbling stone in meshes of red and yellow
wool, winding it around and around—around and around—just as a spider
winds his silken thread around a poor captive fly or green grasshopper. And
soon the stone was quiet and from the heart of it and through the tangled
yarn came a gruff voice saying, “Let me out—let me out—I’m Mig, and
I’m sorry—I’m sorry—”
“Are you sure you’re sorry?” asked Dallahan.
“Yes, yes, I’m sorry, and if you let me out of here I’ll never steal again.”
Dallahan looked at the cave dragon and the cave dragon looked at Dallahan
and slowly both creatures nodded their great heads. “All right,” said
Dallahan, with importance, “we’ll let you out.” And he winked knowingly
at Grandma and Grandma winked back at him. Then she began to wind up
the colored yarn, very quickly, back into the mysterious knitting bag.
Then, when the last bright strand had disappeared, all eyes were fixed on
the fat stone and beheld it melted away and in its place stood a beautiful girl
with long golden hair, dressed in a red dress encrusted with magic
moonstones, and there was the strange little Mig, his whiskers in two
braids, and there was the blue cart and the little white donkey still wearing
the disgusted expression, and there were the sacks of gold.
“You bad, bad little fellow!” said the cave dragon, reaching out with a
golden claw for Mig, the magician, but Mig spoke a strange magic word
and the next moment, there he was, flying away high, high up in the air, in
the shape of a long, blue dragonfly——“Zummmm—zummm—zummm,”
he called back at them, and that’s the same thing as, “Ha, ha, ha!” in the
language of a dragonfly. And so he disappeared, but he left the princess
behind him and the cart and the donkey and the sacks of gold.
And strangely enough, the princess was not enchanted any more. Her big
blue eyes opened like misted violets and her face was the color of a rose,
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and she ran to the cave dragon with her arms stretched out and she
embraced him, and from that moment she was sixteen years and one
moment old.
“Let’s look in the sacks—it must be gold!” said Crubby, taking command
again. But Mig had had his little joke and was still the thief and the cheater,
for when they opened up the sacks, there was nothing but air that rushed out
like the winds and the bags collapsed like colored balloons.
embraced him, and from that moment she was sixteen years and one
moment old.
“Let’s look in the sacks—it must be gold!” said Crubby, taking command
again. But Mig had had his little joke and was still the thief and the cheater,
for when they opened up the sacks, there was nothing but air that rushed out
like the winds and the bags collapsed like colored balloons.
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CHAPTER XVIII
BACK AGAIN
WELL, there was certainly lots of excitement over the return of the
princess, and everybody kissed everybody else, there on the King’s Great
Highway, back in the Dark Ages, and even the disgusted donkey began to
smile.
Dallahan was the first to break up the party. “Now that I’m my old self
again,” he said, stretching a trifle longer, “I’ll have to go about my business,
doing good deeds, this time, so farewell, my old friend.” Solemnly he shook
hands with the cave dragon. “If you’re ever in Ireland, stop in and see me.
You’ll always be welcome.”
“And my cave is always open to you, friend of my youth,” said the cave
dragon.
“I thank you,” returned Dallahan, bowing low.
And then he said farewell to the princess and apologized to her for having
stolen her, and then he hugged Peter and told him he would always, always
remember him. “You are a brave knight,” he said. “You should have been
with great King Arthur.” And he patted Peter’s curly head.
Then turning his nose toward Ireland, he went away, his red-gold scales
flashing like rubies in the sun. Far down the highway, he turned and waved
at them and then was gone.
“Pardon me,” said the white donkey in a disgusted voice, “I’m going too.
Mig magicked me out of a nice warm barn filled with oats and hay and I
want very much to get back to it. Goodbye, all—very unhappy to have
made your acquaintance.” And he too was gone, taking the cart with him.
“And what’s to be done now?” Grandma asked.
“We’ll have to fight something,” announced Crubby, “now that we’ve
bought all this armor and these swords.”
BACK AGAIN
WELL, there was certainly lots of excitement over the return of the
princess, and everybody kissed everybody else, there on the King’s Great
Highway, back in the Dark Ages, and even the disgusted donkey began to
smile.
Dallahan was the first to break up the party. “Now that I’m my old self
again,” he said, stretching a trifle longer, “I’ll have to go about my business,
doing good deeds, this time, so farewell, my old friend.” Solemnly he shook
hands with the cave dragon. “If you’re ever in Ireland, stop in and see me.
You’ll always be welcome.”
“And my cave is always open to you, friend of my youth,” said the cave
dragon.
“I thank you,” returned Dallahan, bowing low.
And then he said farewell to the princess and apologized to her for having
stolen her, and then he hugged Peter and told him he would always, always
remember him. “You are a brave knight,” he said. “You should have been
with great King Arthur.” And he patted Peter’s curly head.
Then turning his nose toward Ireland, he went away, his red-gold scales
flashing like rubies in the sun. Far down the highway, he turned and waved
at them and then was gone.
“Pardon me,” said the white donkey in a disgusted voice, “I’m going too.
Mig magicked me out of a nice warm barn filled with oats and hay and I
want very much to get back to it. Goodbye, all—very unhappy to have
made your acquaintance.” And he too was gone, taking the cart with him.
“And what’s to be done now?” Grandma asked.
“We’ll have to fight something,” announced Crubby, “now that we’ve
bought all this armor and these swords.”
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“Nonsense!” said Grandma, “that’s no argument! We’ll just go home to
sleep. Look at those children.”
Dropped down beside the highway, under the poplar trees, Johnathan, Janet
Jane and Peter were nodding, their eyes closed, and the dogs were lying
asleep.
“They’ve had a long, long day of adventure,” said the dragon, smiling
wistfully as he looked at the drowsy children. “We’ll go back to the cave
and put them to bed.”
“No,” said Grandma, after a short pause, “we’ll take them back to the
nursery.”
“Back to the nursery?” exclaimed the dragon, very much surprised.
“Yes, back to where they belong. You belong here. They belong there. They
can run back with you down the road of time but they cannot stay. You
know that, Dragon, just as well as I do.”
“Yes, you’re right,” agreed the dragon with a sigh. “Dear, dear me, the
world’s a funny place, isn’t it now?”
“Don’t begin feeling sorry for yourself,” Grandma snapped. “You have your
princess and you have Crubby. Be satisfied with what you have.”
“Yes, you have me, always and always, dear, dear dragon,” said the
Princess Silver Toes, throwing her arms around the dragon’s neck. “I’ll sing
for you and dance for you for ever and ever and ever.”
“Now, see that?” said Grandma, “What could be sweeter?”
“If she sings for ever and ever and ever, I’ll leave!” said Crubby. He was
very, very jealous of the princess.
“Tut, tut,” Grandma said, “you know you never could. Come now, Dragon,
get the children on your back. Look at poor Peter”—
When they returned to the cave, the dragon turned and winked at Grandma
before plunging in, and Grandma winked back at the dragon. Then into the
darkness of the cave they plunged, stopping for only a moment to pick up
Grandma’s famous rocking chair, and after the old lady was seated in it,
creaking away once more, down, down, down into the cave the dragon ran,
deeper and deeper, darker and darker, and faster and faster. But only
sleep. Look at those children.”
Dropped down beside the highway, under the poplar trees, Johnathan, Janet
Jane and Peter were nodding, their eyes closed, and the dogs were lying
asleep.
“They’ve had a long, long day of adventure,” said the dragon, smiling
wistfully as he looked at the drowsy children. “We’ll go back to the cave
and put them to bed.”
“No,” said Grandma, after a short pause, “we’ll take them back to the
nursery.”
“Back to the nursery?” exclaimed the dragon, very much surprised.
“Yes, back to where they belong. You belong here. They belong there. They
can run back with you down the road of time but they cannot stay. You
know that, Dragon, just as well as I do.”
“Yes, you’re right,” agreed the dragon with a sigh. “Dear, dear me, the
world’s a funny place, isn’t it now?”
“Don’t begin feeling sorry for yourself,” Grandma snapped. “You have your
princess and you have Crubby. Be satisfied with what you have.”
“Yes, you have me, always and always, dear, dear dragon,” said the
Princess Silver Toes, throwing her arms around the dragon’s neck. “I’ll sing
for you and dance for you for ever and ever and ever.”
“Now, see that?” said Grandma, “What could be sweeter?”
“If she sings for ever and ever and ever, I’ll leave!” said Crubby. He was
very, very jealous of the princess.
“Tut, tut,” Grandma said, “you know you never could. Come now, Dragon,
get the children on your back. Look at poor Peter”—
When they returned to the cave, the dragon turned and winked at Grandma
before plunging in, and Grandma winked back at the dragon. Then into the
darkness of the cave they plunged, stopping for only a moment to pick up
Grandma’s famous rocking chair, and after the old lady was seated in it,
creaking away once more, down, down, down into the cave the dragon ran,
deeper and deeper, darker and darker, and faster and faster. But only
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Grandma knew how fast they were going, and maybe Crubby in his perch
behind the dragon’s ear, for the rest of them slept, cuddled together on the
dragon’s warm back, Silver Toes, too.
“YES, YOU HAVE ME ALWAYS, DEAR DRAGON!”
And finally, far, far ahead, Grandma saw a tiny speck of light like a round
pin-hole which grew and grew, and she could feel the dragon becoming
smaller and smaller, and the armor of the Dark Ages melted away and
Grandma was in her lavender gown once more and the children were
cuddled up in their white night gowns.
“What’s that?” whispered Grandma, like a little child in the dark.
behind the dragon’s ear, for the rest of them slept, cuddled together on the
dragon’s warm back, Silver Toes, too.
“YES, YOU HAVE ME ALWAYS, DEAR DRAGON!”
And finally, far, far ahead, Grandma saw a tiny speck of light like a round
pin-hole which grew and grew, and she could feel the dragon becoming
smaller and smaller, and the armor of the Dark Ages melted away and
Grandma was in her lavender gown once more and the children were
cuddled up in their white night gowns.
“What’s that?” whispered Grandma, like a little child in the dark.
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“That’s the drip, drip, drip of the spring-shelf,” said the dragon. “Don’t you
know where you are now?”
“Yes, I do now,” said Grandma, “it’s the first bend of the cave in the
woodlot. We’re home again.”
“Yes,” said the dragon.
A burst of sunlight and the green of the trees and they came into morning
again—a Sunday morning with all the bells ringing and birds on the wing.
In the woodlot, pixies ran for shelter as the dragon came through, and one,
in a flurry, lost his pink sunbonnet in the thimble berry thicket....
At the breakfast table that morning, Dad Baxter silenced the shrill voices of
Johnathan, Janet Jane and Peter. “You children are talking the greatest lot of
nonsense,” he said. “Where did you get such imaginations?”
“It’s not imagination, Daddy!” they all protested—“Is it, Grams?”
Grandma, seated in her corner by the window, smiled slyly. “Don’t argue
about it, dears,” she said. “We know what we know.”
“Yes,” repeated Peter, solemnly, “we know what we know.”
And outside in the rose garden, the silver snail said something to the green
grasshopper and the green grasshopper said something to the silver snail,
and then the polka-dot lady bug wrapped her arms around her shell and
chuckled and chuckled and chuckled. In the mud, at the mouth of the cave
in the woodlot, was the print of a foot that was certainly not the print of a
dog’s foot or the print of a pixie’s foot either. Maybe it was imagination but
it certainly resembled the footprint of a dragon.
END
know where you are now?”
“Yes, I do now,” said Grandma, “it’s the first bend of the cave in the
woodlot. We’re home again.”
“Yes,” said the dragon.
A burst of sunlight and the green of the trees and they came into morning
again—a Sunday morning with all the bells ringing and birds on the wing.
In the woodlot, pixies ran for shelter as the dragon came through, and one,
in a flurry, lost his pink sunbonnet in the thimble berry thicket....
At the breakfast table that morning, Dad Baxter silenced the shrill voices of
Johnathan, Janet Jane and Peter. “You children are talking the greatest lot of
nonsense,” he said. “Where did you get such imaginations?”
“It’s not imagination, Daddy!” they all protested—“Is it, Grams?”
Grandma, seated in her corner by the window, smiled slyly. “Don’t argue
about it, dears,” she said. “We know what we know.”
“Yes,” repeated Peter, solemnly, “we know what we know.”
And outside in the rose garden, the silver snail said something to the green
grasshopper and the green grasshopper said something to the silver snail,
and then the polka-dot lady bug wrapped her arms around her shell and
chuckled and chuckled and chuckled. In the mud, at the mouth of the cave
in the woodlot, was the print of a foot that was certainly not the print of a
dog’s foot or the print of a pixie’s foot either. Maybe it was imagination but
it certainly resembled the footprint of a dragon.
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