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THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE
TO SOCIALISM AND CAPITALISM

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THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE
TO SOCIALISM AND CAPITALISM
BY BERNARD SHAW

BRENTANO’S PUBLISHERS NEW
YORK
1928

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COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY BRENTANO’S INC.

First printing, June, 1928

MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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TO

MY SISTER-IN-LAW

MARY STEWART CHOLMONDELY

THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN TO WHOSE QUESTION
THIS BOOK IS THE BEST ANSWER I CAN MAKE

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A FOREWORD FOR AMERICAN READERS
I have never been in America; therefore I am free from the delusion,
commonly entertained by the people who happen to have been born there,
that they know all about it, and that America is their country in the same
sense that Ireland is my country by birth, and England my country by
adoption and conquest. You, dear madam, are an American in the sense that
I am a European, except that the American States have a language in
common and are federated, and the European states are still on the tower of
Babel and are separated by tariff fortifications. When I hear people asking
why America does not join the League of Nations I have to point out to
them that America is a League of Nations, and sealed the covenant of her
solidity as such by her blood more than sixty years ago, whereas the affair
at Geneva is not a League of Nations at all, but only a so far unsuccessful
attempt to coax Europe to form one at the suggestion of a late American
President, with the result that the British Secretary of State for Foreign
Affairs makes occasional trips to Geneva, and, on returning, reassures the
British House of Commons by declaring that in spite of all Woodrow-
Wilsonic temptations to combine with other nations he remains an
Englishman first, last, and all the time; that the British Empire comes before
everything with him; and that it is on this understanding and this alone that
he consents to discuss with foreigners any little matters in which he can
oblige them without detriment to the said reserved interests. And this
attitude seems to us in England so natural, so obvious, so completely a
matter of course, that the newspapers discuss the details of Mr
Chamberlain’s report of his trip without a word about the patriotic exordium
which reduces England’s membership of the League to absurdity.
Now your disadvantage in belonging to a league of nations instead of to a
nation is that if you belong to New York or Massachusetts, and know
anything beyond the two mile radius of which you are the centre, you
probably know much more of England, France, and Italy than you do of
Texas or Arizona, though you are expected, as an American, to know all
about America. Yet I never met an American who knew anything about
America except the bits she had actually set eyes on or felt with her boots;
and even of that she could hardly see the wood for the trees. By comparison
I may be said to know almost all about America. I am far enough off to get

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a good general view, and, never having assumed, as the natives do, that a
knowledge of America is my intuitional birthright, I have made enquiries,
read books, availed myself of the fact that I seem to be personally an
irresistible magnet for every wandering American, and even gathered
something from the recklessly confidential letters which every American
lady who has done anything unconventional feels obliged to write me as a
testimony to the ruinous efficacy of my books and plays. I could and should
have drawn all the instances in this book from American life were it not that
America is such a fool’s paradise that no American would have believed a
word of them, and I should have been held up, in exact proportion to my
accuracy and actuality, as a grossly ignorant and prejudiced Britisher,
defaming the happy West as ludicrously as the capitalist West defames
Russia. What I tell you of England you will believe. What I could tell you
of America might provoke you to call on me with a gun. Also it would lead
you to class me as a bitter enemy to America, whereas I assure you that
though I do not adore your country with the passion professed by English
visitors at public banquets when you have overwhelmed them with your
reckless hospitality, I give it a good deal of my best attention as a very
interesting if still very doubtful experiment in civilization.
But this much I will permit myself to say. Do not imagine that because at
this moment certain classes of American workmen are buying bathtubs and
Ford cars, and investing in building societies and the like the money that
they formerly spent in the saloons, that America is doing as well as can be
expected. If you were at this moment a miner’s wife in South Wales you
would be half starving; but the wife of a Colorado miner might think you
very lucky in having nothing more violent than half starving to endure. The
sweated women workers in the tenements of your big cities are told that in
America anyone can make a fortune who wants to. Here we spare them that
mockery, at least. You must take it from me, without driving me to
comparisons that between nations wound as personalities do between
individuals, that Capitalism is the same everywhere, and that if you look for
its evils at home you will miss nothing of them except perhaps some of the
socialistic defences which European States have been forced to set up
against their worst extremities.
In truth it is odd that this book should not have been written by an
American. Its thesis is the hopelessness of our attempts to build up a stable

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civilization with units of unequal income; and it was in America that this
inequality first became monstrous not only in money but in its complete and
avowed dissociation from character, rank, and the public responsibility
traditionally attached to rank. On the eastern shores of the Atlantic the
money makers formed a middle class between the proletariat, or manual
working class, and the aristocracy, or governing class. Thus labor was
provided for; business was provided for; and government was provided for;
and it was possible to allow and even encourage the middle class to make
money without regard to public interests, as these were the business of the
aristocracy.
In America, however, the aristocracy was abolished; and the only
controlling and directing force left was business, with nothing to restrain it
in its pursuit of money except the business necessity for maintaining
property in land and capital and enforcing contracts, the business prudence
which perceives that it would be ruinous to kill outright the proletarian
goose that lays the golden eggs, and the fear of insurrection. There was no
longer a king and an aristocratic governing class to say to the tradesman
“Never mind the public interest: that is our business: yours is to get as rich
as you can, incidentally giving employment to the proletariat and increasing
our rent rolls”. All that remained was the tradition of unscrupulous
irresponsibility in business; and when the American millionaires first began
to astonish Europe with their wealth it was possible for the most notorious
of them, in the course of an enquiry into the proceedings of a Trust with
which he was connected, to reply to a criticism as to the effect of his
business policy on the public with a simple “Damn the public!”. Had he
been a middle class man in a country where there was a governing class
outside and above business, or a monarch with a council in the same
position, or even a State Church, his answer would have been entirely in
order apart from its verbal profanity. Duly bowdlerized it would have run “I
am a man of business, not a ruler and a lawgiver. The public interest is not
my job: I do not presume to meddle with it. My sole function is to make as
much money as I can”. Queen Elizabeth would have applauded such an
attitude as socially sound and highly becoming: nothing angered her more
than presumptuous attempts on the part of common persons to concern
themselves with her business of high politics.

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When America got rid of monarchs and prelates and popes and British
cabinets and the like, and plunged into the grand republican experiment
which has become the rule instead of the exception in Europe since the war
swept all the emperors into the dustbin of history, she raised the middle
classes to the top of the social structure and thus delivered its civilization
into their hands without ennobling their traditions. Naturally they raced for
money, for more money, and still more money, and damned the public when
they were not doping it with advertisements which were by tacit agreement
exempted from the law against obtaining money by false pretences or
practising medicine without qualifications. It is true that they were forced to
govern as well by the impossibility of maintaining civilization without
government; but their government was limited and corrupted by their
principle of letting nothing stand in the way of their getting rich quickly.
And the ablest of them at that game (which has no attraction for the ability
that plays the higher games by which finally civilization must live) soon
became rich at a rate that made the European middle classes envious. In my
youth I heard little of great men arising in America—not that America did
not produce them, but that her money masters were more apt to persecute
than to advertize them—but I heard much of the great fortunes that were
being made there. Vanderbilt, Jay Gould, Carnegie, Rockefeller became
famous by bringing our civilization to the point to which Crassus and the
other millionaire contemporaries of Sulla and Julius Cæsar brought the
civilization of ancient republican Rome just before it set up Emperor
idolatry as a resting place on the road to ruin. Nowadays we have
multimillionaires everywhere; but they began in America; and that is why I
wonder this book of mine was not written in America by an American fifty
years ago. Henry George had a shot at it: indeed it was his oratory (to which
I was exposed for fortyfive minutes fortyfive years ago by pure chance) that
called my attention to it; but though George impressed his generation with
the outrageous misdistribution of income resulting from the apparently
innocent institution of private property in land, he left untouched the
positive problem of how else income was to be distributed, and what the
nation was to do with the rent of its land when it was nationalized, thus
leaving the question very much where it had been left a century earlier by
the controversy between Voltaire and the elder Mirabeau, except for the
stupendous series of new illustrations furnished by the growth of the great

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cities of the United States. Still, America can claim that in this book I am
doing no more than finishing Henry George’s job.
Finally, I have been asked whether there are any intelligent women in
America. There must be; for politically the men there are such futile gossips
that the United States could not possibly carry on unless there were some
sort of practical intelligence back of them. But I will let you into a secret
which bears on this point. By this book I shall get at the American men
through the American women. In America as in England every male citizen
is supposed to understand politics and economics and finance and
diplomacy and all the rest of a democratic voter’s business on the strength
of a Fundamentalist education that excites the public scorn of the Sioux
chiefs who have seen their country taken from them by palefaced lunatics.
He is ashamed to expose the depths of his ignorance by asking elementary
questions; and I dare not insult him by volunteering the missing
information. But he has no objection to my talking to his wife as to one who
knows nothing of these matters: quite the contrary. And if he should chance
to overhear——!!!
G. B. S.
Conway, North Wales
17th April 1928

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TA B L E O F C O N T E N T S

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A CLOSED QUESTION OPENS

Socialism is an opinion as to how the income of the country should be
distributed. Its distribution is not a natural phenomenon: it is a matter for
arrangement, subject to change like any other arrangement. It has been
changed within living memory to an extent that would have seemed
incredible and scandalous to Queen Victoria, and is still being changed from
year to year. Therefore what we have to consider is not whether our
distribution shall be altered or not, but what further changes are desirable to
attain a prosperous stability. This is the closed question which re-opened in
the nineteenth century under the banner of Socialism; but it is one on which
everyone should try to form an original personal opinion without prompting
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DIVIDING-UP

Dividing-up is neither a revolutionary novelty nor a Mosaic jubilee: it is a
necessary and unpostponable daily and hourly event of civilized life. As
wealth consists of food that becomes uneatable unless immediately
consumed, and of articles that wear out in use and perish if kept unused, it
must be divided-up and consumed at once. Saving is impossible: the things
will not keep. What is called saving is a bargain whereby a person in
possession of spare food allows another to consume it in return for an
undertaking to reverse the transaction at some future time. Between the two
nothing is saved, as one consumes what the other saves. A proposal that
everybody should save is pure nonsense. A nation which stopped working
would perish within a fortnight even if every member of it had “saved” a
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HOW MUCH FOR EACH?

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This question does not settle itself. It has to be settled by law and enforced
by the police. If the shares are to be altered the law must be altered.
Examples of existing distribution. This has today become so repugnant to
the general moral conception of fairness and so incompatible with the
public health that there is a general revulsion of feeling against it. But the
revulsion can have no political effect until it becomes arithmetically
precise. It cannot be dealt with in terms of more or less: the question of how
much more or less must be exactly determined. And as wealth is measured
in money, distribution must be dealt with in terms of income. 7

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NO WEALTH WITHOUT WORK

As a nation lives from hand to mouth there must be continuous productive
labor or there will be no food to distribute. But though everyone must eat,
everyone need not work, because under modern conditions each of us can
produce much more than enough to support one person. If everyone worked
everyone would have a good deal of leisure. But it is possible to arrange
that some people shall do all the work and have no leisure in order that
others should have all leisure and no work. These two extremes are
represented by complete Socialism and complete Slavery. Serfdom and
Feudalism and Capitalism are intermediate stages. The continual struggle of
persons and classes to alter the allotment of the labor task and the
distribution of wealth and leisure in their own favor is the key to the history
of revolutions. Enormous increase of the stakes in this game through
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COMMUNISM

Communism must be considered without personal, political, or religious
prejudice as a plan of distribution like any other. It was the plan of the
apostles, and is universally practised in the family. It is indispensable in
modern cities. All services and commodities which are paid for by a
common fund and are at the disposal of everyone indiscriminately are
examples of communism in practice. Roads and bridges, armies and navies,
street lighting and paving, policemen, dustmen, and sanitary inspectors are
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LIMITS TO COMMUNISM

Communism is so satisfactory and unquestioned as far as it has gone that
those who are conscious of it may ask why everything should not be
communized. Reasons why this cannot be done. Communism is applicable
only to commodities and services which, being necessary or useful to
everybody, enjoy general moral approval. It can be extended to matters in
which the citizens are willing to give and take, as when the oarsman pays
rates for a cricket pitch in consideration of the cricketer paying rates for the
lake. But services as to which there is any serious difference of opinion,
such as church services, and commodities which some people believe to be
deleterious, such as alcoholic liquors, are excluded from the scope of
Communism. Surreptitious communism is necessary in the case of science,
and of learning generally, because the ordinary citizen does not understand
their importance sufficiently to be willing to pay for their endowment.
Governments are therefore obliged to endow them without consulting the
electors, who are left to believe that Greenwich Observatories, National
Galleries, British Museums and the like are provided gratuitously by
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SEVEN WAYS PROPOSED

Seven plans of distribution are at present advocated or practised. 1. To each
what he or she produces. 2. To each what he or she deserves. 3. To each
what he or she can get and hold. 4. To the common people enough to keep
them alive whilst they work all day, and the rest to the gentry. 5. Division of
society into classes, the distribution being equal or thereabouts within each
class, but unequal as between the classes. 6. Let us go on as we are. 7.
Socialism: an equal share to everybody. 19

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TO EACH WHAT SHE PRODUCES

Apparent fairness of this plan. Two fatal objections to it: (a) it is impossible
to ascertain how much each person produces even when the product is a
material object; and (b) most people’s work consists, not in the production
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production is that of a baby by its mother; but a baby is an expense, not a
source of income. In practice production and service are made
commensurate by paying the workers according to the time taken in
producing the commodity or rendering the service; but this does not carry
out the plan, as, when the time spent in qualifying the worker is taken into
account, the calculation becomes impossible. Illustrative cases. Case of the
married woman keeping a house and bringing up a family. The plan is
impossible, and, at bottom, nonsensical. 21

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TO EACH WHAT SHE DESERVES

Tendency of those who are comfortably off to believe that this is what is
actually happening. Circumstances which support this view. Facts which
reduce it to absurdity. Proposals to adopt the principle and make it happen
in future. The first and final objection is that it cannot be done. Merit cannot
be measured in money. The truth of this can be ascertained at once by
taking any real case of two human beings, and attempting to fix the
proportion of their incomes according to their merits or faults. 26

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TO EACH WHAT SHE CAN GRAB

This plan postulates equal grabbing power as between children, old people,
invalids, and ablebodied persons in the prime of life. That is, it presupposes
a state of things that does not exist. Otherwise it is simple amorality, which
even pirates find impossible if they are to hold together for any length of
time. It is, however, tolerated at present in trade. Lawless robbery and
violence are barred; but the tradesman may get as much and give as little
for it as he can; and the landlord may even use legalized violence to get the
utmost for the use of his land. The results of this limited toleration of grab
are so unsatisfactory that laws are continually being made to palliate them.
The plan, which is really no plan at all, must be dismissed as disastrous. 29

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OLIGARCHY

The plan of making the few rich and the many poor has worked for a long
time and is still working. The advantages claimed for it. The rich class as a

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preserve of culture. The incomes of the rich as a reservoir of money which
provides by its overflow the socially necessary fund of spare money called
capital. The privileges of the rich as a means of securing a governing class.
Efficacy of the plan when organized as the Feudal System. How it works in
villages and Highland clans. How it fails in cities. Modern urbanized
civilization has no use for it, all our governing work being done by paid
public servants. This leaves it with only one pretension: that of providing
capital by satiation and overflow. But the satiation is too costly even when
it is achieved. There is no guarantee that the rich will use any part of their
income as capital, or that when they do so they will invest it at home where
it is most needed. The accumulation of capital can be provided for in other
ways. The plan is breaking under the weight of its enormous abuses. 30

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DISTRIBUTION BY CLASS

This happens to some extent at present. We are accustomed to think that
monarchs, as a class, should receive more than manual laborers; and as a
rule they do. But monarchs receive much less than Steel Kings and Pork
Barons; and unskilled laborers receive more than great mathematicians,
who, as such, receive nothing, and have to live by poorly paid
professorships. Clergymen get very little; and racing bookmakers get a
good deal. Nobody can determine what they ought to get; yet nobody can
defend what they do get on any rational ground. Those who think it a matter
of course that scavengers should receive less than bank managers cannot
say how much less, without which determination their opinion can have no
effect in a political settlement of distribution. The main argument for
enriching a class is that it enabled them to produce an idolatrous illusion of
superiority which gives them authority, which is necessary in organizing
society. But in modern society the persons in authority are often much
poorer in money than those whom they command. Illustrative cases. Real
authority has nothing to do with money. 35

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LAISSER-FAIRE

Letting things alone is now called letting them slide: an admission that they
will not stay where they are. Change is a law of nature; and when

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parliaments neglect it and Churches try to ignore it, the effect is not to avert
the changes but to make them hasty, ill-considered, and often catastrophic.
Unless laws and Articles of Religion change as often and as quickly as the
activities they control, a strain is set up which, if not relieved by the
prevalence of up-to-date ideas in government and the Churches, must wreck
civilization. 38

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HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?

The study of poverty. Poverty does not produce unhappiness: it produces
degradation: that is why it is dangerous to society. Its evils are infectious,
and cannot be avoided by any possible isolation of the rich. The attractions
of poverty. The folly of tolerating it as a punishment. We cannot afford to
have the poor always with us. The statute of Elizabeth. What constitutes
poverty. The sufferings of the rich. They are avoidable only by voluntarily
foregoing idleness and gluttony: that is, foregoing the only privileges that
riches confer. Poor and rich being equally objectionable, the question arises
how much is enough? What is enough for savage life. What was enough for
our grandmothers is not enough for ourselves. There is no limit to the
higher requirements of mankind. The question is therefore unanswerable as
applied to civilized life. The problem of distribution cannot be solved by
giving everyone enough: nobody can ever have enough of everything. But it
is possible to give everybody the same. 41

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WHAT WE SHOULD BUY FIRST

The effect of distribution on industry. Political economy, or the art of
spending the national income to the greatest general advantage. Importance
of the order in which goods are produced. Those which are wanted most
should be produced first. Food, clothes, and houses should come before
scent and jewellery, babies’ needs before the needs of lapdogs. Nothing but
equality of purchasing power can preserve this vital order in the industries
which cater for purchasers. Inequality of income upsets it hopelessly: the
labor which should feed starving children is expended in the production of
trivial luxuries. This is excused on the ground that the purchasers give
employment. Absurdity of this plea. 49

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EUGENICS

Effect of distribution on the quality of people as human beings. The
problem of breeding the nation. In breeding animals the problem is simple
though the art is uncertain and difficult, because the animal is bred for some
single specific purpose, such as the provision of food or for racing or
haulage. The stockbreeder knows exactly what sort of animal is wanted.
Nobody can say what sort of human being is wanted. It is not enough to say
that certain sorts are not wanted. The stockbreeders’ methods are therefore
not applicable: the keeper of a human stud farm, if such a thing were
established by a mad professor of eugenics, would not know what to aim at
or how to begin. We are therefore thrown back on natural sexual attraction
as our only guide. Sexual attraction in human beings is not promiscuous: it
is always specific: we choose our mates. But this choice is defeated by
inequality of income, which restricts our choice to members of our own
class: that is, persons with similar incomes or no incomes. Resultant
prevalence of bad breeding and domestic unhappiness. The most vital
condition of good distribution is that it shall widen the field of sexual
selection to the extent of making the nation completely intermarriageable.
Only equality of income can do this. 53

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THE COURTS OF LAW

Though Justice should not be a respecter of persons, the courts must respect
persons if they have different incomes. Trial by jury is trial by a jury of
peers, not only the peers of the accused but of the accusers and of the whole
body of citizens. This is in practice impossible in a civilized society of
persons with unequal incomes, as the person with a large income has not the
same interests and privileges as the person with a small one. As access to
the courts of justice costs money the poor are cut off from them by their
poverty or terrorized by the threats of the rich to drag them there. The
abuses of divorce and alimony. Sale of husbands and wives. Blackmail.
Abuses in the criminal courts. Corruption of the law itself at its source in
Parliament by the rich majority there. Severity of the laws against theft
practised by the poor on the rich. Complete exemption of the crime of rich
idling, which is the form of theft practised by the rich on the poor.

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Inequality of income thus effects a divorce of law from justice, leading to
an anarchic disrespect for the law and a general suspicion of the good faith
of lawyers. 56

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THE IDLE RICH

Idleness does not mean inactivity. Over-exertion and “rest cures” of the
rich. Their dangerous and exhausting sports. The flapper dances harder than
the postman walks. Spartan training of the old rich. It is soon acquired by
the new rich, who begin by trying to loaf. The diplomatic and military
services as preserves for the energetic rich. The unpaid magistry. Estate
management. Parliament. Effect of contraception and hotel life in service
flats in extending the possibilities of complete uselessness and self-
indulgence. Exceptional cases of eminent workers with unearned incomes.
Florence Nightingale and John Ruskin. Not inactivity but consuming
without producing is what is meant by economic idleness. Ironic vanity of
the attempt to secure happiness and freedom by having plenty of money and
nothing to do. 59

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CHURCH, SCHOOL, AND PRESS

The Church school in the village. Deference to the rich taught as loyalty
and religion. Persecution of schoolmasters for teaching equalitarian
morality. Corruption of the universities and of the newspapers. Difficulty of
separating the mass of falsehood inculcated and advertized in the interest of
the rich from the genuine learning and information in which rich and poor
have a common interest. 63

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WHY WE PUT UP WITH IT

We endure misdistribution and even support it because it is associated with
many petty personal benefits and amusements which come to us by way of
charity and pageantry, and with the chance of winning the Calcutta Sweep
or inheriting a fortune from an unknown relative. These pageants and prizes
are apprehensible by the narrowest minds in the most ignorant classes,
whereas the evils of the system are great national evils, apprehensible only

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by trained minds capable of public affairs. Without such training the natural
supply of broad minds is wasted. Poverty, by effecting this waste on an
appalling scale, produces an artificial dearth of statesmanlike brains,
compelling us to fill up first-rate public posts with second-rate and often
sixth-rate functionaries. We tolerate the evils of inequality of income
literally through want of thought. 65

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POSITIVE REASONS FOR EQUALITY

Equal division has been tested by long experience. Practically all the work
of the world has been done and is being done by bodies of persons
receiving equal incomes. The inequality that exists is between classes and
not between individuals. This arrangement is quite stable: there is no
tendency for the equality to be upset by differences of individual character.
Here and there abnormal individuals make their way into a better paid class
or are thrown out into an unpaid vagrancy; but the rule is that each class
either keeps its economic level or rises and falls as a class, its internal
equality being maintained at every level. As people are put so they will stay.
Equality of income, far from being a novelty, is an established practice, and
the only possible one as between working individuals in organized industry.
The problem is therefore not one of its introduction, but of its extension
from the classes to the whole community. 68

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MERIT AND MONEY

Equality of income has the advantage of securing promotion by merit.
When there is inequality of income all merits are overshadowed by the
merit of having a large income, which is not a merit at all. Huge incomes
are inherited by nincompoops or made by cunning traders in vice or
credulity; whilst persons of genuine merit are belittled by the contrast
between their pence and the pounds of fools and profiteers. The person with
a thousand a year inevitably takes precedence of the person with a hundred
in popular consideration, no matter how completely this may reverse their
order of merit. Between persons of equal income there can be no eminence
except that of personal merit. Hence the naturally eminent are the chief
preachers of equality, and are always bitterly opposed by the naturally

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ordinary or inferior people who have the larger shares of the national
income. 70

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INCENTIVE

It is urged against equality that unless a person can earn more than another
by working harder she will not work harder or longer. The reply is that it is
neither fair nor desirable that she should work harder or longer. In factory
and machine industry extra exertion is not possible: collective work goes on
at the engine’s speed and stops when the engine stops. The incentive of
extra pay does not appeal to the slacker, whose object is to avoid work at
any cost. The cure for that is direct compulsion. What is needed is an
incentive to the community as a whole to choose a high standard of living
rather than a lazy and degraded one, all standards being possible. Inequality
of income is not merely useless for this purpose, but defeats it. The problem
of the Dirty Work. On examination we discover that as it is done mostly by
the worst paid people it is not provided for at present by the incentive of
extra pay. We discover also that some of the very dirtiest work is done by
professional persons of gentle nurture without exceptional incomes. The
objection to dirty work is really an objection to work that carries a stigma of
social inferiority. The really effective incentive to work is our needs, which
are equal, and include leisure. 72

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THE TYRANNY OF NATURE

The race must perish through famine if it stops working. Nobody calls this
natural obligation to work slavery, the essence of which is being compelled
to carry another ablebodied person’s burden of work as well as one’s own.
Pleasurable toil and toilsome pleasure. General ignorance of the art of
enjoying life. The imposture of our commercially provided amusements.
Working for fun is more recreative than wasting time and money.
Monotonous work makes even a painful change welcome: hence our
hideous excursion train holidays. Labor is doing what we must; leisure is
doing what we like; rest, or doing nothing, is a necessity imposed by work,
and is not leisure. Work can be so absorbing that it can become a craze like
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THE POPULATION QUESTION

To every proposal for a general increase of incomes it is objected that its
benefits will be swallowed up by married people having too many children.
It is also alleged that existing poverty is due to the world being too small to
produce food enough for all the people in it. The real cause is that there are
too many people living as parasites on their fellows instead of by
production. Illustrations from domestic service. Increase of population,
leading to division of labor, enriches the community instead of
impoverishing it. Limits to this law of increasing return. Possibilities of
human multiplication. The question is not one of food alone but of space.
The speed at which population increases has to be considered as well as the
ultimate desirability of the increase. Too many unproductive children may
starve a family though the country as a whole may have unlimited
employment for adults; therefore the cost of bearing and bringing up
children should be borne by the State. Checks to population. War,
pestilence, and poverty. Contraception, or artificial birth control. Exposure
of female infants. Mahomet’s view of it. Capitalism, by producing
parasitism on an enormous scale has produced premature overpopulation,
kept under by excessive infant mortality and the diseases of poverty and
luxury. Equality of income can get rid of this, and place population on its
natural basis. University teaching on the subject, which alleges that a
natural law of diminishing return is now in operation, is merely one of the
corruptions of political science by Capitalism. Possibility of local
overpopulation in an underpopulated world. Examples. 83

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THE DIAGNOSTIC OF SOCIALISM

Socialism entirely independent of Socialists or their writings and utterances.
“Joining the Socialists”. Many professed Socialists are so because they
believe in a delusion called Equality of Opportunity, and would recant if
they discovered that Socialism means unconditional equality of income for
everyone without regard to character, talent, age, or sex. This is the true
diagnostic of Socialism, and the touchstone by which Socialists may be
distinguished from Philanthropists, Liberals, Radicals, Anarchists,
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prescription of “a chicken in the pot for everybody” is amiable and kindly;
but it is not Socialism. 92

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PERSONAL RIGHTEOUSNESS

Amateur reformers who believe that the world can be made good by
individual effort. Ordering the servants to dine with you. Inequality is not
the fault of the rich. Poverty is not the fault of the poor. Socialism has
nothing to do with almsgiving or personal generosity or kindness to the
poor. Socialism abhors poverty and the poor, and has no more to do with
relieving them than with relieving riches and the rich: it means to abolish
both ruthlessly. Questionableness of the virtues that feed on suffering. Doles
and almsgiving are necessary at present as an insurance against rebellion;
but they are dangerous social evils. Panem et circenses. Government cannot
suppress this abuse until it possesses the powers of employment now in
private hands. It must become the national landlord, employer, and
financier. It is not enough to know the object of Socialism and to be
convinced of its possibility. Commandments are no use without laws; and
Socialism is from beginning to end a matter of law and not of personal
righteousness. 95

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CAPITALISM

Capitalism might more properly be called Proletarianism. Its abolition does
not involve the destruction of capital. The social theory of Capitalism. The
Manchester School. Property, private or real, and personal. Powers of
landlords. Distinction between private property and personal possession.
Private property an integral part of Capitalism. Incompatible with
Socialism. Conservative and Labor parties are at bottom parties for the
maintenance and abolition respectively of private property. Literary
property. 100

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YOUR SHOPPING

Incidence of unequal distribution in the shop. Nothing obtainable at cost
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cost of production of the entire national supply gives the real cost price.
This is the price aimed at by Socialism. Under Capitalism the cost of
production of that part of the supply which is produced under the most
unfavorable circumstances fixes the price of the entire supply. The coal
supply. By nationalizing the coal industry the public can be supplied at the
averaged cost price per ton. Examples from our numerous existing
nationalizations. 105

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YOUR TAXES

Grumbling about the taxes. Government gives value at the cost price to
itself; but this includes loaded prices paid by it to profiteers and landlords
for materials, services, and sites. Taxation of unearned income as a method
of avoiding these overcharges and even of providing the service at the cost
of the landlords and capitalists. Income tax, supertax, and death duties. The
National Debt. Taxation as a means of redistributing income. The War
Loan. The failure of private enterprise and the success of National Factories
during the war. 111

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YOUR RATES

The method of rating makes every rate a roughly graduated income tax.
How the ratepayers are exploited. Illustrations: the charwoman, the Dock
Companies, and the Drink Trade. The Poor Law, Municipal trading, and the
Post Office as instruments of exploitation. 117

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YOUR RENT

Rent is the most simple and direct form of exploitation. Difference between
house rent and cost of house. Ground rents in great cities. Powers of life
and death and of exile enjoyed by landlords. Sheep runs. Deer forests. The
value of all improvements is finally appropriated by the landlords. The
Single Tax. 122

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WHAT CAPITAL IS

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Definition of Capital. Spare money. Pathological character of Capitalist
civilization. Wickedness of preaching thrift to the poor. Capital, being
perishable, must be consumed promptly, disappearing in the process.
Danger of Hoarding. Instability of money values. Inflation. Debasing the
currency. Constant expenditure necessary. 127

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INVESTMENT AND ENTERPRISE

The nature of investment. Not deferred consumption, but transferred and
postponed claim to be fed. Exploitation of the hungry by the intelligent.
Estate Development. Illustrative case of a country house and park
developed into a suburb. Proprietors without the necessary business ability
can hire it. Big business. The magic of capital. 131

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LIMITATIONS OF CAPITALISM

Capital is indispensable to civilization; but its private appropriation is
finally a hindrance to it, and perverts the order of its application. Examples:
Distilleries versus lighthouses and harbors. Error of assuming that low
prices with large sales are more profitable than high prices with restricted
sales. Cases in point: telegraph and telephone services. Snowball letters.
Commercial profit is no index to social utility. 113

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THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

Capital, though beginning at the wrong end, is driven finally to the right
end. Invention and inventors. Labor-saving machinery. Power: water, steam,
and electric. Handmade and machine-made goods. Cheapness. The
industrial revolution, though it has wrought evil, is not evil in itself.
Retrogression is neither possible nor desirable. 137

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SENDING CAPITAL OUT OF THE COUNTRY

Capital has no country, being at home everywhere. Restrictions on trade at
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intoxicating drink may be driven to Africa by high excise in England and
prohibition in America. Superior attraction of the slave trade. Suppression
of slave trading followed by indirect enforcement of compulsory labor by
means of hut taxes and the like. Development of other countries by English
capital accompanied by neglect of home industrial resources and of the
improvement of our towns. The foreign competition of which capitalists
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DOLES, DEPOPULATION, AND PARASITIC PARADISES

Investments of our capital abroad bring in gratuitous imports as interest.
The expenditure of this tribute gives employment. It is, however, parasitic
employment. The employees may be more pampered than productive
employees; and this, combined with the disappearance of manufacturing
towns and their replacement by attractive residential resorts, may produce
an air of increased prosperity and refinement in all classes; but it does not
provide suitable employment for the rougher workers discharged by the
discarded factories, who have to be got rid of by Assisted Emigration or
kept quiet by doles. If the process were unchecked England would become
a country of luxurious hotels and pleasure cities inhabited by wealthy hotel
guests and hotel servants with their retinue of importers and distributors, all
completely dependent on foreign tribute from countries which might at any
moment tax the incomes of absentee capitalists to extinction, and leave us
to starve. 145

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FOREIGN TRADE AND THE FLAG

Only freshly saved capital can be exported. The capital consumed in the
establishment of mines, railways, and fixed industrial plant cannot be
shipped abroad. When the home market supplied by them dries up through
change or exhaustion of demand, the plant must either close down or seek
markets abroad. This is the beginning of foreign trade. Trade with civilized
nations is hampered by foreign protective duties or by the competition of
the manufacturers on the spot. Undeveloped countries which have no tariffs
and no manufactures are the most lucrative markets; but the ships’ crews
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This leads to the establishment of trading stations where British law is
enforced. The annexation of the station makes it an outpost of the British
Empire; and its boundary becomes a frontier. The policing of the frontier
soon necessitates the inclusion of the lawless district beyond the frontier;
and thus the empire grows without premeditation until its centre shifts to
the other side of the earth. 150

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EMPIRES IN COLLISION

Collision of the expanding empires. Fashoda incidents. The German
demand for a place in the sun. The war of 1914-18. Expansion of
professional soldiering into conscription. The strains set up automatically
by the pressure of capitalistic commerce, and not the depravity of human
nature, are the causes of modern wars. Its horrors are therefore not a ground
for despair of political mankind. We celebrate the end of the Great War, not
the beginning of it. The real origin of the mischief. 152

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THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE

Foreign trade not objectionable as such. Need for international institutions
as well as national ones. Supernational federations and Commonwealths
highly desirable: the fewer frontiers the better. Combination obstructed by
the hard fact that Capitalism creates universal rivalry, seeking, not to
combine for the common benefit, but to appropriate for the individual
benefit. Its resistance to national self-determination and independence arises
from its reluctance to relinquish its booty. Our colonies and our conquests.
Being by its nature insatiable Capital cannot stop fighting until it is killed.
Hence the comparison of our civilization to the magician’s apprentice who
set demons to work for him, but could not stop them when his life depended
on his getting rid of them. 157

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HOW WEALTH ACCUMULATES AND MEN DECAY

Personal helplessness produced by division of labor. Illustration from pin
manufacture. Optimism of Adam Smith. The various qualifications and
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incompetence and ignorance of the employed through division of labor.
Total technical ignorance of the machine minder. Misgivings of Oliver
Goldsmith, Ruskin, and Morris. The remedy not retrogression but equal
distribution of the leisure made possible by mass production. Ignorance and
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DISABLEMENT ABOVE AND BELOW

As the disablement does not extend to the workers’ leisure it is important
that they should have plenty of it. Unfortunately it is as ill distributed as
income, the tendency of Capitalism being to separate the population into a
class doing all the work with no leisure and a class doing no work and
having all the leisure. The feudal system avoided this by placing all the
public services on the shoulders of the landlords. The transfer of these
services to a bureaucracy leaves the proprietary or capitalist class even
more completely disabled than the proletariat for the conduct of industry.
This disablement increases with the development of capitalist civilization,
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THE MIDDLE STATION IN LIFE

The industrial disablement of the proletariat and the proprietariat
necessitates the intervention of a middle class to direct industrial operations
and transact the business they involve. How this necessity was met.
Primogeniture. The propertyless younger sons. The professions. The men of
business. The clerks. The breakdown of the monopoly of education by the
middle class now opens it to capable proletarians as well as to younger sons
and their descendants. The resultant hardening of the lot of the younger
sons. The propertyless daughters. Opening of the professions to them.
Woman’s natural monopoly of housekeeping. It creates not only a Woman
Question but a Man Question. 168

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DECLINE OF THE EMPLOYER

The employer was master of the situation in the days of small firms with
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stock companies have succeeded to firms, and Trusts to joint stock
companies. Multiple shops are conquering the retail trade. Enormous
capitals now required. Resultant rise of the financier, whose special
function it is to procure such capitals and promote companies to exploit
them. Thus the owner-employer becomes the employed employer, and, as
an employee, falls into the proletariat. His son cannot succeed him, as he
could when the employer was also the owner. This disappearance of the old
nepotism in business is a public advantage, but abolishes heredity in the
business class. “The Middle Station in Life” so highly praised by Defoe is
now the least eligible in the community. 177

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THE PROLETARIAT

The slogan of Karl Marx. The reduction of the middle class employer to a
proletarian employee produces Socialism. The Fabian Society. Its success
as a middle class society. Failure of its Socialist rivals as working class
societies. Working class organization against Capitalism. Trade Unionism,
or the Capitalism of the working class proletariat. 183

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THE LABOR MARKET AND THE FACTORY ACTS

Employers and employed alike buy in the cheapest and sell in the dearest
markets open to them. Resultant opposition of interest between the buyer of
labor and the seller of it. The Class War. Its atrocities. Slaves better cared
for than “free” vendors of their own labor. Exposures by Karl Marx.
Restraints imposed by factory legislation. Opposition by employers. Their
apprehension not justified by the effect of the Acts. Opposition of the
proletariat. Its parental interest in child labor. The parish apprentices. Prices
in the labor market. The value of labor falls to zero. The theory of
Capitalism. The Manchester school. Failure of the Capitalist system to
make good its guarantees. The reserve army of unemployed. The Statute of
Elizabeth. The workhouse. Child sweating practically compulsory on
parents. 187

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WOMEN IN THE LABOR MARKET

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Men’s wages are family wages, women’s wages individual wages. The
effect is to make the proletarian married woman the slave of a slave, and to
establish conventions that the man is the breadwinner; that the woman’s
work in the home being apparently gratuitous, is not work at all; and that
women, when they are directly paid for their work, should be paid less than
men. Protection of women in the propertied class by marriage settlements,
and in the middle class by the Married Women’s Property Acts. The
sweating of daughters living partly on their father’s wages enables one trade
to sweat another, and produces a class of women who work for less than
subsistence wages without starving. Their competition brings down the
wages of all women of their class below subsistence level, with the result
that women who have neither husband nor father to make up the shortage
must make it up by prostitution or suffer the extremity of excessive toil and
insufficient food. The wages of sin often much higher than the wages of
virtue. The affiliation laws and the advantages of having illegitimate
children. The Song of the Shirt and the Mind The Paint Girl. Male
prostitution: dancing partners, barristers, clerks, journalists, parliamentary
careerists, doctors, etc. Difference in quality between the physical
prostitution forced on the woman and the mental prostitution forced on the
man. 196

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TRADE UNION CAPITALISM

Resistance of the proletariat to the capitalists. Combination the first
condition of effective resistance. Combination difficult or impossible as
between segregated workers (domestic servants and agricultural laborers)
and workers differing greatly in class (actors). Easy as between factory
operatives, miners, and railway workers. The weapon of the combinations is
the strike: that of the employers’ counter-combinations the lock-out. The
warfare at its worst. Rattening. The Manchester and Sheffield outrages.
“Ca’ canny”, and “restricting output”. The cost of this warfare to the
community. Capitalism cannot check it because Trade Unionism is only the
application of the Capitalist principle to labor as well as to land and capital.
Resistance of the employers. Attempt to suppress the Unions as criminal
conspiracies. Refusal to employ unionists. Combinations of employers into
employers’ federations. Victimization. The disablement of labor by
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wages. Machine minding by girls’ and women’s Unions. Failure of the
proletariat to secure any considerable share of the increase in the national
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DIVIDE AND GOVERN

The impermanence of the concessions wrested by the Unions from the
employers by strikes makes it necessary for the proletariat to have them
established as laws (Factory Acts, etc.): hence the appearance in Parliament
of Labor members, and finally of an Independent Labor Party. The Factory
Acts, beginning with the protection of children and women, acted as a
protection for the men also. In factories, when the women and children stop
the engine stops; and when the engine stops the men must stop. How these
concessions were wrung from Parliament through a split in the Capitalist
ranks whilst Labor was in a negligible minority there. The manufacturers in
1832 break the monopoly of Parliament by the landlords. The Factory Acts
as the revenge of the landlords. These two Capitalist parties compete for
popular support by bribing the proletariat with votes. Final complete
enfranchisement of the proletariat. Meanwhile Socialism, having sprung
into existence under middle class leadership, had undertaken the political
education of the proletariat. Romantic illusions of the middle class about
the industrial proletariat. Failure of the Socialist societies to supplant Trade
Unionism. Success of the Fabian Society as a middle class body permeating
all existing political organizations. Establishment of the Labor Party in
Parliament as a political federation of Socialist societies and Trade Unions.
Its history up to 1927. On the Trade Union side the tendency is not to
Socialism but to Capitalism controlled by Labor, with the middle and
propertied classes reduced to subjection in the interest of the proletariat. As
the proletariat has the advantage of numbers this arrangement would profit
the majority; but it would be so unpalatable to the propertied and learned
classes that they may conceivably be driven to clamor for Socialism to save
them from it. 213

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DOMESTIC CAPITAL

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The conversion of capital into machines, vehicles, and other aids to labor.
The delusion that this operation can be reversed, and the machines and
vehicles converted into spare ready money. Why this impossible operation
seems to practical business men to be not only possible but an everyday
occurrence. The real nature of the transactions which delude them. As these
transactions can be effected only by a few people at a time, an attempt to
force them on the whole Capitalist class simultaneously by a tax on capital
must fail. The income of the capitalist is real: her capital, once invested, is
imaginary, as it has been consumed in the act of converting it into aids to
labor. Death Duties, nominally taxes on capital, are not really so, and are as
objectionable in practice as they are unsound in theory. Insanity of
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THE MONEY MARKET

The Money Market is not a market for the sale and purchase of spare
money, but for its hire. Difference between hiring and borrowing. Payment
for the hire of spare money is called in business interest, and in old-
fashioned economic treatises “the reward of abstinence”. In the case of
spare cash in the money market the obligation of the owner to the hirer is as
great as that of the hirer to the owner, since capital not hired perishes by
natural decay. Negative interest. The real business of the money market is to
sell incomes for lump sums of spare ready money. Enormous rates of
interest paid by the poor. The Bank Rate. Lending to companies. Limited
liability. Varieties of shares and debentures. Jobbers and brokers. The
connection of Stock Exchange transactions with industry is mostly only
nominal. Warnings. Bogus companies. Genuine companies which are
smoked out. “Coming in on the third reconstruction.” Perils of enterprise, of
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SPECULATION

Risk of becoming a gambler’s wife. Selling and buying imaginary shares
for phantom prices. How this is possible. Settling day on the Stock
Exchange. Fluctuations. Bulls, bears, and stags. Contango and
Backwardation. Cornering the bears. The losses risked are only net, not

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gross. Cover. Bucket shops. Unreality of the transactions. An extraordinary
daily waste of human energy, audacity, and cunning. 239

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BANKING

Spare money for business purposes is mostly hired from bankers.
Overdrafts. Discounted bills of exchange. The Bank Rate. How the bankers
get the spare money they deal in. Customers must not draw their balances
simultaneously. The word credit. Credit is not capital: it is a purely abstract
opinion formed by a bank manager as to the ability of a customer to repay
an advance of goods. Credit, like invested capital, is a phantom category. Its
confusion with real capital is a dangerous delusion of the practical business
man. “Bubbles” founded on this delusion. The Bank Rate depends on the
supply and demand of spare subsistence available. Effective demand.
Proposals to tax invested capital and credit. A hypothetical example. 243

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MONEY

Money as a tool for buying and selling. As a measure of value. As material
available for other purposes and therefore valuable apart from its use as
money. The latter a guarantee against the dishonesty of governments.
Debasing the currency. Paper money. Inflation. Post-war examples.
Deflation. Stability the main desideratum. How to maintain this.
Fluctuations in the value of money indicated by a general rise or fall of
prices. Cheques and clearing houses as economisers of currency.
Communism dispenses with pocket money. The Bank of England as the
bankers’ bank. An intrinsically valuable coinage the safest and most stable.
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NATIONALIZATION OF BANKING

The nationalization of minting is necessary because only a Government can
establish a legal tender currency. Cheques and the like, circulating as
private currency, are not legal tender money but only private and insecure
title deeds to such money; but legal tender money is a Government title
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expressed in terms of money. The nationalization of the manufacture of
money is a matter of course. The case for nationalization of banking, though
less obvious, is equally strong. Profiteering in spare money. Municipal
banks. There is no mystery about banking; and those who now conduct it
are as available for public as for private employment. 264

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COMPENSATION FOR NATIONALIZATION

The fate of the shareholder when the banks are nationalized. Purchase of
their shares no expense to the nation if the cost be levied on the whole body
of capitalists. The apparent compensation is really distributed confiscation.
The process a well established and familiar one. Candidates who advocate
expropriation without compensation do not know their business and should
not be voted for. Alternative of Government entering competitively into
industries and beating private enterprises out of them. Objections.
Wastefulness of competition. A competing State enterprise would have to
allow competition with itself, which is often inadmissible in the case of
ubiquitous services. The private competitor is indifferent to the ruin of a
defeated rival; but the State must avoid this. 268

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PRELIMINARIES TO NATIONALIZATION

Nationalization, though theoretically sound, and its expense a bogey, is
practically an arduous undertaking, involving the organization of a central
department with local services throughout the country. It is possible only in
stable and highly organized States. Revolutions and proclamations cannot
by themselves nationalize anything. Governments may plunder and wreck
State industries to avoid imposing unpopular direct taxes. 274

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CONFISCATION WITHOUT COMPENSATION

There is always a clamor by indignant idealists for direct retributive
confiscation without compensation. Its possibilities. Taxation of capital as a
means of forcing defaulters to surrender their title deeds and share
certificates to the Government is plausible and not physically impossible.
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REVOLT OF THE PARASITIC PROLETARIAT

The expropriation of the rich is objected to on the ground that the rich give
employment. The sense in which this is true. The parasitic proletariat. Bond
Street and Bournemouth. All transfers of purchasing power from the rich to
the Government depress the parasitic trades and their employees. A sudden
wholesale transfer would produce an epidemic of bankruptcy and
unemployment. Governments must immediately expend the incomes they
confiscate. 277

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SAFETY VALVES

Doles. Throwing the confiscated money into nationalized banks. Raising
wages in confiscated industries. War. Would these act quickly enough? An
uninterrupted circulation of money is as necessary to a nation as an
uninterrupted circulation of blood to an animal. Any general and
simultaneous confiscation of income would produce congestion in London.
Grants-in-aid to municipalities an important safety valve. Public works.
Roads, forests, water power, reclamation of land from the sea, garden cities.
Examination of these activities shews that none of them would act quickly
enough. They would provoke a violent reaction which would give a serious
set-back to Socialism. Nationalizations must be effected one at a time, and
be compensated. 279

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WHY CONFISCATION HAS SUCCEEDED HITHERTO

Direct confiscation of income without compensation is already in vigorous
operation. Income tax, super tax, and estate duties. The Chancellor of the
Exchequer and his budget. Gladstone’s attitude towards income tax.
General agreement of Capitalist parties that all other means of raising
money shall be exhausted before levying taxes on income. Contrary
assumption of the proletarian Labor Party that the Capitalists should pay
first, not last. This issue underlies all the Budget debates. Estate duties
(“death duties”), though unsound economically, and often cruel and unfair
in operation, succeed in carrying Socialistic confiscation further in England
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have been able to carry it abroad. The success of the operation is due to the
fact that the sums confiscated, though charged as percentages on capital
values, can be paid out of income directly or indirectly (by insuring or
borrowing), and are immediately thrown back into circulation by
Government expenditure. Thus income can be safely confiscated if
immediately redistributed; but the basic rule remains that the Government
must not confiscate more than it can spend productively. This is the
Socialist canon of taxation. 284

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HOW THE WAR WAS PAID FOR

War must be paid for on the nail: armies cannot be fed nor slaughtered by
promissory notes. Men are obtained by conscription, and money partly by
direct taxation and inflation, but mainly by borrowing from the capitalists in
spite of the protests of the Labor Party against the exemption of capital
from conscription. The quaint result is that in order to pay the capitalists the
interest on their loans, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has to tax them so
heavily that, as a class, they are losing by the transaction. Robbing Peter,
who did not lend, to pay Paul, who did. As the property owners who hold
War Loan Stock gain at the expense of those who do not, a unanimous
Capitalist protest is impossible. An illustration. But the Labor contention
that it would pay the propertied class as a whole to cancel the National Debt
is none the less sound. Financing war by “funded” loans. As capital
invested in war is utterly and destructively consumed it does not, like
industrial capital, leave the nation better equipped for subsequent
production. The War Loan, though registered in the books of the Bank of
England as existing capital, is nothing but debt. The country is therefore
impoverished to meet interest charges on 7000 millions of non-existent
capital. There are reasons for not repudiating this debt directly; but as the
war produced an enormous consumption of capital and yet left the world
with less income to distribute than before, a veiled repudiation of at least
part of the debt is inevitable. Our method of repudiation is to redistribute
income as between the holders of War Loan and the other capitalists. But as
the huge borrowing and confiscation of capital that was feasible when the
Government had war employment ready for an unlimited number of
proletarians leaves them destitute now that the Government has
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now to pay doles in addition to finding the money to pay themselves their
own interest. 289

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NATIONAL DEBT REDEMPTION LEVIES

Though taxation of capital is nonsensical, all proposals in that form are not
necessarily impracticable. A Capitalist Government could, without requiring
ready money or disturbing the Stock Exchange or the Bank Rate, cancel the
domestic part of the National Debt to relieve private industry from taxation
by veiling the repudiation as a levy on capital values and accepting loan and
share scrip at face value in payment. Illustration. The objection to such a
procedure is that levies, as distinguished from established annual taxes, are
raids on private property. As such, they upset the sense of security which is
essential to social stability, and are extremely demoralizing to Governments
when once they are accepted as legitimate precedents. A raiding Chancellor
of the Exchequer would be a very undesirable one. The regular routine of
taxation of income and compensated nationalizations is available and
preferable. 294

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THE CONSTRUCTIVE PROBLEM SOLVED

Recapitulation. The difficulty of applying the constructive program of
Socialism lies not in the practical but in the metaphysical part of the
business: the will to equality. When the Government finally acquires a
virtually complete control of the national income it will have the power to
distribute it unequally; and this possibility may enlist, and has to a certain
extent already enlisted, the most determined opponents of Socialism on the
side of its constructive political machinery. Thus Socialism ignorantly
pursued may lead to State Capitalism instead of to State Socialism, the
same road leading to both until the final distributive stage is reached. The
solution of the constructive problem of Socialism does not allay the terrors
of the alarmists who understand neither problem nor solution, and connect
nothing with the word Socialism except red ruin and the breaking up of
laws. Some examination of the effect of Socialism on institutions other than
economic must therefore be appended. 297

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SHAM SOCIALISM

The War, by shewing how a Government can confiscate the incomes of one
set of citizens and hand them over to another set with or without the
intention of equalizing distribution or nationalizing industries or services,
shewed also how any predominant class, trade, or clique which can nobble
our Cabinet Ministers can use the power of the State for selfish ends by
measures disguised as reforms or political necessities. All retrogressions
and blunders, like all genuine reforms, are lucrative to somebody, and so
never lack plausible advocates. Illustrative cases of exploitation of the rates
and taxes and of private benevolence by Capitalism and Trade Unionism.
Public parks, endowed schools, garden cities, and subsidies. The
Government subsidy to the coal owners in 1925 not Socialistic nor even
Capitalistic, but simply unbusinesslike. Poplarism. Mischief done by
subsidies and doles. Subsidies plus Poplarism burn the candle at both ends.
The danger of conscious and deliberate exploitation of the coercive and
confiscatory powers of the Government by private or sectional interests is
greatly increased by the modern American practice of employing first-rate
brains as such in industrial enterprise. The American Trade Unions are
following this example. Surprising results. What its adoption by English
Trade Unions will mean. Socialists will still have to insist on equalization
of income to prevent Capitalist big business and the aristocracy of Trade
Unionism controlling Collectivist Governments for their private ends. 299

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CAPITALISM IN PERPETUAL MOTION

Nothing stays put. Literal Conservatism impossible. Human society is like a
glacier, apparently stationary, always in motion, always changing. To
understand the changes that are happening, and the others that are coming,
it is necessary to understand the changes that have gone before. Examples
of every phase in economic evolution still survive and can be studied from
life. Without such study we are liable to be misguided and corrupted or
exasperated. Those adventures of Capitalism in pursuit of profits which
took the form of thrilling exploits by extraordinary individuals with no
sordid aims are narrated as the splendid history of our race. On the other
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greed of capitalists instead of to the ferocity and bigotry of their agents.
Both views may be discounted as special pleadings. A capitalist may
accidentally be a genius just as she may be a fool or a criminal. But a
capitalist as such is only a person with spare money and a legal right to
withhold it from the hungry. No special ability or quality of any sort beyond
ordinary prudence and selfishness is involved in the capitalist’s function:
the solicitor and stockbroker, the banker and employer, will carry the capital
to the proletarians and see that when consuming it they replace it with
interest. The most intelligent woman can do no better than invest her
money, which does far more good when invested than when spent in
charity. But the employers and financiers who exploit her capital are
pressed by the exhaustion of home markets and old industries to finance
adventurous and experimental geniuses who explore and invent and
conquer. They cannot concern themselves with the effect of these
enterprises on the world or even on the nation provided they bring back
money to the shareholders. Capital, to save itself from rotting, has to be
ruthless in its ceaseless search for investment; and mere Conservatism is of
no avail against this iron necessity. Its chartered companies. It adds India,
Borneo, Rhodesia to the white Englishman’s burden of its naval and
military defence. It may yet shift our capital from Middlesex to Asia or
West Africa. Our helplessness in such an event. No need to pack up yet; but
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THE RUNAWAY CAR OF CAPITALISM

Controlled motion is a good thing; but the motion of Capital is
uncontrollable and dangerous. As the future of civilization depends on
Governments gaining control of the forces that are running away with
Capitalism an understanding of them is necessary. Very few people do
understand them. The Government does not: neither do the voters. The
difference between Governments and governed. The Governments know
the need for government and want to govern. The governed have no such
knowledge: they resent government and desire freedom. This resentment,
which is the central weakness of Democracy, was not of great importance
when the people had no votes, as under Queen Elizabeth and Cromwell. But
when great extensions of government and taxation came to be required to
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increase of electoral resistance to government; and proletarian Democracy
has continued the bourgeois tradition. The resultant paralysis of Parliament
has produced a demand for dictatorships; and Europe has begun to clamor
for political disciplinarians. Between our inability to govern well and our
unwillingness to be governed at all, we furnish examples of the abuses of
power and the horrors of liberty without ascertaining the limits of either.
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THE NATURAL LIMIT TO LIBERTY

We are not born free: Nature is the supreme tyrant, and in our latitudes a
hard taskmaster. Commercial progress has been at root nothing more than
inventing ways of doing Nature’s tasks with less labor: in short, saving
labor and winning leisure. Some examples. Actually Liberty is Leisure.
Political liberations cannot add to liberty unless they add to leisure. For
example: woman’s daily routine. Sleep, feeding, resting, and locomotion are
not leisure: they are compulsory. A seven hour working day gives at most
six hours leisure out of the seventeen non-working hours. The woman of
property. Leisure is the incentive to attain her position. All wage workers
value leisure more than money. Property coveted because it confers the
maximum of leisure. Nevertheless, as leisure brings freedom, and freedom
brings responsibility and self-determination, it is dreaded by those
accustomed to tutelage: for instance, soldiers and domestic servants. The
national fund of leisure. Its present misdistribution. Description of a
hypothetical four hours working day. Exceptions to intermittent labor at
regular hours. Pregnancy and nursing. Artistic, scientific, and political
work. Fixed daily hours only a basis for calculation. A four hours day may
mean in practice six days a month, two months a year, or an earlier
retirement. Difference between routine work and creative work. Complete
freedom impossible even during leisure. Legislative restraints on religion,
sport, and marriage. The Inhibition Complex and the Punch baby. The
contrary or Anarchic Complex. The instinctive resistance to Socialism as
slavery obscures its aspect as a guarantee of the maximum possible of
leisure and therefore of liberty. 319

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RENT OF ABILITY

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The proper social use of brains. Methods of making exceptional personal
talents lucrative. When the talents are popular, as in the case of artists,
surgeons, sports champions and the like, they involve hard work and confer
no political or industrial power. As their lucrativeness is a function of their
scarcity their power to enrich their possessors is not formidable and is
controllable by taxation. Occasional freak incomes would not matter if
equality of income were general. Impossibility of living more expensively
than the richest class. Millionaires give away money for this reason. Special
case of the talent for exploitation, which is a real social danger. Its forms.
Administrative ability. The ability to exercise authority and enforce
discipline. Both are indispensable in industry and in all organized activities.
When tactfully exercised they are not unpopular, as most of us like to be
saved the trouble of thinking for ourselves and so are not averse from being
directed. Authority and subordination in themselves are never unpopular;
but Capitalism, by creating class differences and associating authority with
insolence, destroys the social equality which is indispensable to voluntary
subordination. Scolding, slave driving, cursing, kicking, and slacking.
Reluctance to obey commanders who are trusted and liked is less likely to
give trouble than reluctance to command. Fortunately, persons of
exceptional ability do not need any special inducement to exercise it.
Instances of their failure in subordinate employment. In our socialized
services they do not demand excessive incomes. The demand of the real
lady or gentleman. Both are compelled to act as cads in capitalist
commerce, in which organizers and financiers, by reason of their special
cunning, are able to extort prodigious shares of the country’s output as “rent
of ability.” The meaning of rent. It cannot be abolished but it can be
nationalized. Futility of recriminations as to indispensability between
employers and employed. The talent of the exploiter is as indispensable to
the landlord and capitalist as to the proletarian. Directed labor is
indispensable to all three. Nationalization and equalization socializes rent of
ability as well as rent of land and capital by defeating its private
appropriation. 331

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PARTY POLITICS

The steps to Socialism will not necessarily be taken by Socialist
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Socialist Cabinets. The growth of the Labor Party and the enormous
electoral preponderance of the proletarian electorate promises a complete
Labor conquest of the House of Commons. In that case the victorious Labor
Party would split into several irreconcilable groups and make parliamentary
government impossible unless it contained a unanimous Socialist majority
of members really clear in their minds as to what Socialism exactly means.
Precedent in the Long Parliament. The danger is not peculiar to Labor. Any
political party obtaining complete possession of Parliament may go to
pieces and end in a dictatorship. The Conservative triumph produced by the
anti-Russian scare of 1924 made it almost impossible to hold the party
together. Large majorities in Parliament, far from enabling Cabinets to do
what they like, destroy their cohesion and enfeeble their party.
Demoralization of Parliament during the period of large majorities brought
in by the South African war. Concealment of preparations for the war of
1914-18. Parliamentary value of the fact that Socialism cannot be shaken by
political storms and changes. 343

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THE PARTY SYSTEM

Popular ignorance of what the term Party System really means.
Enslavement of voters by the system, in and out of Parliament. Its
advantage is that if the House of Commons has good leaders the quality of
the rank and file does not matter. How it was introduced as a war measure
by William III. Under it the upshot of the General Elections is determined
not by the staunch party voters but by the floating body of independent
electors who follow their impulses without regard to the Party System. The
system is essentially a two-party system of solid majority Government party
versus solid minority Opposition party. When independence prevails,
groups form, each in a minority in the House; and only by combining
enough groups to form a majority can any leader form a Cabinet and carry
on. Such combinations are called Blocks. They have little cohesion, and do
not last. The French Chamber exhibits this phenomenon. Possibility of its
occurring in the House of Commons. Alternative systems. Government by
committees without a Cabinet as practised by our municipalities. This is a
local survival of the old system of separate King’s cabinets upon which the
Party System was imposed. The non-party methods of local government are
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System in Parliament by declaring more and more questions non-party.
Tendency of Governments to resign on defeated votes of confidence only.
Inadequacy of our two Houses of Parliament for the work put upon them by
modern conditions. Need for changes involving the creation of new
chambers. The Webb proposals. 348

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DIVISIONS WITHIN THE LABOR PARTY

Questions on which the present apparent unanimity in the parliamentary
Labor Party is delusive: for instance, the Right to Strike. Socialism and
Compulsory Social Service versus Trade Unionism and Freedom of
Contract. A Bill to enforce social service and penalize strikes would split
the party. Magnitude of modern strikes through the extension of Trade
Unionism from crafts to industries. Modern strikes tend to become
devastating civil wars. Arguments for Compulsory Labor. Military and civil
service. When the issue is joined the non-Socialist Trade Unionists will
combine with the Conservatives against the Socialists. 354

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RELIGIOUS DISSENSIONS

The nation’s children. Religious teaching in public schools. Impossibility of
expressing the multifarious conflict of opinions on this subject by a two-
party conflict in the House of Commons. Sectarian private schools. Roman
Catholic and Nonconformist scruples. Passive resistance. Impracticable
solutions. Cowper-Templeism. The Bible and Copernican astronomy.
Modern physics and evolutional biology. Men professing science are as
bigoted as ecclesiastics. Secular education impossible because children
must be taught conduct, and the ultimate sanctions of conduct are
metaphysical. Weakness of the punishment system. Conceptions of God.
Personifications of God as the Big Papa and the Roman Catholic Big
Mamma needed for children. Voltaire and Robespierre anticipated in the
nursery. Comte’s law of the three stages of belief. Tendency of parents,
voters, elected persons, and governments to impose their religions, customs,
names, institutions, and even their languages on everyone by force. Such
substitutions may be progressive. Toleration is incompatible with complete
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exhaustions after drawn battles. Examples of modern bigotry. Toleration is
impossible as between Capitalism and Socialism. It is therefore necessary to
demonstrate that a Labor Party can neither establish Socialism by
exterminating its opponents, nor its opponents avert it by exterminating the
Socialists. 359

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REVOLUTIONS

Difference between revolutions and elections or ordinary reforms.
Revolutions transfer political power from one faction or leader to another
by violence or the threat of violence. Examples from English history. The
transfer of political power from our capitalists to our proletarians has
already taken place in form but not in substance, because, as our proletariat
is half parasitic on Capitalism, and only half productive and self-supporting,
half the proletarians are on the side of Capitalism. “Ye are many: they are
few” is a dangerously misleading slogan. Consciousness of their formidable
proletarian backing may embolden the capitalists to refuse to accept a
parliamentary decision on any issue which involves a serious encroachment
of Socialism on Private Property. The case of Ireland, and the simultaneous
post-war repudiations of parliamentary supremacy in several continental
countries forbid us to dismiss this possibility as unlikely. But whether our
political decisions are made by votes or by blood and iron the mere
decisions to make changes and the overruling of their opponents cannot
effect any changes except nominal ones. The Russian Revolution effected a
complete change from absolute monarchy to proletarian republicanism and
proclaimed the substitution of Communism for Capitalism; but the
victorious Communists found themselves obliged to fall back on Capitalism
and do their best to control it. Their difficulties were greatly increased by
the destruction involved by violent revolution. Communism can spread only
as a development of existing economic civilization and must be thrown
back by any sudden overthrow of it. “The inevitability of gradualness” does
not imply any inevitability of peaceful change; but Socialists will be
strongly opposed to civil war if their opponents do not force it on them by
repudiating peaceful methods, because though civil war may clear the way
it can bring the goal no nearer. The lesson of history on this point. The
French Revolution and the mot of Fouquier Tinville. Socialism must
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the methods by which the necessary political power to establish it may be
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CHANGE MUST BE PARLIAMENTARY

As peaceful settlement of the struggle for political supremacy between the
Capitalists and the Socialists cannot be guaranteed we must resign
ourselves to the unpleasant possibilities of our sedulously glorified
pugnacity. But as destructive quarreling must be followed by constructive
co-operation if civilization is to be maintained the consummation of
Socialism can proceed when the fighting is over. A civil war can therefore
be only an interruption and need not be further considered. Socialism in
Parliament. How a series of properly prepared and compensated
nationalizations may be voted for by intelligent politicians who are not
Socialists, and carried out without disturbing the routine to which the
unthinking masses are accustomed. Importance of the preparations: every
nationalization will require extensions of the civil and municipal services.
Socialism at one stroke is impossible. How far it must stop short of its
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SUBSIDIZED PRIVATE ENTERPRISE

Private commercial enterprise will not be completely superseded by
nationalization; but it may become bankrupt; and in that case it may
demand and receive subsidies from the Government. A simple instance.
This process, long familiar in cultural institutions, has now begun in big
business: for example the Government subsidy to coal owners in 1925, the
Capitalists thus themselves establishing the practice, and providing
precedents for the subsidizing of private experimental ventures by Socialist
Governments. Direct industrial nationalizations must be confined to well-
established routine services. When State-financed private ventures succeed,
and thereby cease to be experimental, they can be nationalized, throwing
back private enterprise on its proper business of novelty, invention, and
experiment. The objections of doctrinaire nationalizers. The Socialist
objective is not nationalization but equalization of income, nationalization
being only a means to that end. The abuse of subsidies. Looting the

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taxpayer. Subsidies as mortgages. The national war factories. Their sale to
private bidders after the war as an illustration of the impossibility of
nationalizing or retaining anything for which the Government cannot find
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

If it takes too long a revolutionary explosion may wreck civilization.
Equality of income can be attained and maintained only in a settled and
highly civilized society under a Government with a highly trained civil
service and an elaborate code of laws, fortified by general moral approval.
The process of its establishment will necessarily be dangerously slow rather
than dangerously quick; for we are not educated to be Socialists: we teach
children that Socialism is wicked. The material advantages of the steps
towards Socialism are, however, biassing proletarian parents, who are in a
huge majority, more and more in favor of the movement towards Socialism.
This tendency is helped by the moral revolt against the cruelty of
Capitalism in its operation and the sordidness of its principle. In a Socialist
State economic selfishness would probably stand on the moral level now
occupied by cardsharping instead of being held up as the key to social
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SOCIALISM AND LIBERTY

Nervous dread of over-regulation produced by the endless inspections and
restrictions needed to protect the proletariat from unbridled Capitalist
exploitation. These would have no sense in a Socialist state. Examples.
Preoccupation of the police with the enforcement of private property rights
and with the crimes and disorder caused by poverty. The drink question.
Drink the great anæsthetic. Artificial happiness indispensable under
Capitalism. Dutch courage. Drugs. Compulsory prophylactics as substitutes
for sanitation. Direct restrictions of liberty by private property. “The right to
roam.” Deer forests and sheep runs. Existing liberties which Socialism
would abolish. The liberty to be idle. Nonsense about capital and not labor
being source of wealth. The case of patents and copyrights. Unofficial
tyrannies. Fashion. Estate rules. The value of conventionality. 393

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SOCIALISM AND MARRIAGE

Socialists apt to forget that people object to new liberties more than to new
laws. Marriage varies from frontier to frontier. Civil marriage. Religious
and communist celibacy, or the negation of marriage. Socialism has nothing
to do with these varieties, as equality of income applies impartially to them
all. Why there is nevertheless a rooted belief that Socialism will alter
marriage. The legend of Russian “nationalization of women”. Where
women and children are economically dependent on husbands and fathers
marriage is slavery for wives and home a prison for children. Socialism, by
making them economically independent, would break the chain and open
the prison door. Probable results. Improvement in domestic manners. The
State should intervene to divorce separated couples, thus abolishing the
present power of the parties to enforce a broken tie vindictively or
religiously. Clash of Church and State on marriage. The State must
intervene to control population. As Socialism would clear away the
confusion into which Capitalism, with its inevitable result of parasitic labor
and premature overpopulation, has plunged the subject, a Socialist state is
more likely to interfere than a Capitalist one. Expedients. Limitation of
families. Encouragement of families. Polygamy. Experience of the Latter
Day Saints (Mormons) on this point. Bounties for large families plus
persecution of birth control. State endowment of parentage. Compulsory
parentage. Monogamy practicable only when the numbers of the sexes are
equal. Case of a male-destroying war. Conflicting domestic ideals affecting
population. The Bass Rock ideal. The Boer ideal. The bungalow ideal. The
monster hotel ideal. 406

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SOCIALISM AND CHILDREN

The State school child. Need for the protection of children against parents.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children. The new Adoption
Act. Need for the organization of child life as such. Schools essentially
prisons. General ignorance after nine years of enforced elementary
schooling. Limits of child liberty. The real nature and purpose of education.
Our stupidities about it. Injury done by forcing children to learn things
beyond their capacity or foreign to their aptitudes. Girls and compulsory

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Beethoven. Boys and compulsory classics and mathematics. Eton began by
forbidding play and now makes it compulsory. Children as animals to be
tamed by beating and sacks to be filled with learning. Opportunities for the
Sadist and child fancier. Children in school are outlawed. Typical case of
assault. Unendurable strain of the relations between teachers and children.
Schools, though educationally disastrous, have the incidental advantage of
encouraging promiscuous social intercourse. University manners. Middle
class manners. Garden City and Summer School manners. Need for
personal privacy and free choice of company not supplied by the snobbery
and class segregations of Capitalism. Socialism preferable on this score.
Technical education for citizenship. As knowledge must not be withheld on
the ground that it is as efficient for evil as for good, it must be accompanied
by moral instruction and ethical inculcation. Doctrines a Socialist state
could not tolerate. Variety and incompatibility of British religions. Original
sin. Brimstone damnation. Children’s souls need protection more than their
bodies. The Bible. A common creed necessary to citizenship. Certain
prejudices must be inculcated. Need for an official second nature. Limits to
State proselytizing. Beyond the irreducible minimum of education the hand
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SOCIALISM AND THE CHURCHES

Will a Socialist State tolerate a Church? This question must be discussed
objectively. Survey of the age-long struggle between Church and State for
the control of political and social institutions. The Inquisition and the Star
Chamber. Theocracy has not lost its power. Mormon Theocracy. Christian
Science. Both have come into conflict with the secular government. New
Churches capture secular Governments by denying that they are Churches.
The persecutions and fanaticisms of today rage in the name of Science. The
avowed Church of Christ Scientist versus the masked Church of Jenner and
Pasteur, Scientists. Tests for public office, governing bodies, and
professions. Church of England tests broken by the English people refusing
to remain in one Church. The Quakers. Admission to Parliament of
Dissenters, then of Jews, finally of Atheists, leading to civil marriage and
burial and the substitution of civil registration of birth for baptism, leaves
the State in the grip of pseudo-scientific orthodoxy. Extravagances of this
new faith in America and the new European republics. The assets of

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religion are also the assets of science. The masses, indifferent to both, are
ungovernable without an inculcated faith (the official second nature).
Modern conflicts between secular authority and Church doctrine.
Cremation. Rights of animals. Use of cathedrals. The Russian situation: the
State tolerating the Church whilst denouncing its teaching as dope. Such
contemptuously tolerant anti-clericalism is necessarily transient: positive
teaching being indispensable. Subjective religion. Courage. Redskin ideals.
Man as hunter-warrior with Woman as everything else. Political uselessness
of ferocity and sportsmanship. Fighting men cowardly and lazy as thinkers.
Women anxious lest Socialism should attack their religion. It need not do so
unless inequality of income is part of their religion. But they must beware
of attempts to constitute Socialism as a Catholic Church with an infallible
prophet and Savior. The Moscow Third International is essentially such a
Church, with Karl Marx as its prophet. It must come into conflict with the
Soviet and be mastered by it. We need not, however, repudiate its doctrine
and vituperate its prophet on that account any more than we need repudiate
the teaching of Christ and vilify his character when we insist that the State
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CURRENT CONFUSIONS

The Intelligent Woman must resist the impulse to intervene in
conversational bickerings and letters to the Press about Socialism and
Capitalism by people who understand neither. Meaningless vituperation and
general misuse of nomenclature. Politicians misname themselves as well as
oneanother. Self-contradictory names such as Communist-Anarchist. Real
distinctions. Direct Action versus Fabianism. Poor Man’s Capitalism: its
forms. It often masquerades as Socialism. The assumption of the name
Communist by the cruder sort of Direct-Actionists produces the anomaly of
a Labor Party expelling Communists whilst advocating Communist
legislation. Fascism, produced by impatient disgust with Parliament as an
institution, is common to the extreme Right and the extreme Left. Methods
of Direct Action. The General Strike. Its absurdity. Its futility as a
preventive of war. Pacifism. Supernational social organization. Empires and
Commonwealths. Confusions as to Democracy. Proletarian jealousy of
official power. Resultant autocracy in the Trade Unions. Labor leaders more
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capacity than middle class and aristocratic idealists. Democracy in practice
has never been democratic; and the millennial hopes based on every
extension of the franchise, from the Reform Bill of 1832 to Votes for
Women, have been disappointed. The reaction. Discipline for everybody
and votes for nobody. Why women should stick resolutely to their votes.
Proportional Representation opposed by the Labor Party. Need for a
scientific test of political capacity. Those who use democracy as a stepping
stone to political power oppose it as a dangerous nuisance when they get
there. Its real object is to establish a genuine aristocracy. To do this we must
first ascertain which are the aristocrats; and it is here that popular voting
fails. Mrs Everybody votes for Mrs Somebody only to discover that she has
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PERORATION

A last word. Danger of discouragement through excessive sympathy. Public
evils are fortunately not millionfold evils. Suffering is not cumulative; but
waste is; and the Socialist revolt is against waste. Honor, health, and joy of
heart are impossible under Capitalism: rich and poor are alike detestable:
both must cease to exist. Our need for neighbors whose interests do not
compete with ours is against the principle of Capitalism. Waiting for dead
men’s shoes. The professions. Husband hunting. The social friction is
intense: Capitalism puts sand instead of oil in all the bearings of our
machinery. The remonstrance of the optimist. Natural kindliness.
Capitalism itself was better-intentioned in its inception than early
Christianity. Goodwill is not enough: it is dangerous until it finds the right
way. Unreasoning sentiment an unsafe guide. We believe what we want to
believe: if a pecuniary bias is given to our activities it will corrupt them in
institution, teaching, and practice until the best intentioned citizens will
know no honest methods and doctrines. In our search for disinterested
service we come up against profiteering and Trade Unionism at every turn.
Resultant cynicism and pessimism. Gulliver’s Travels and Candide.
Equality of income would make these terrible books mere clinical lectures
on an extinct disease. The simple and noble meaning of gentility. 455
APPENDIX

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Instead of a bibliography. The technical literature of Capitalism and
Socialism mostly abstract, inhuman, and written in an academic jargon
which only specialists find readable. Failure to define either capital or
Socialism. The early Capitalist economists: their candor. Ricardo, De
Quincey, and Austin. The Socialist reaction: Proudhon and Marx. The
academic reaction: John Stuart Mill, Cairnes, and Maynard Keynes. The
artistic reaction: Ruskin, Carlyle, and Morris. The reaction of the novelists:
Dickens and Wells, Galsworthy and Bennett. The reaction in the theatre:
Ibsen and Strindberg. Henry George and Land Nationalization. Literature of
the conversion of Socialism from an insurrectionary movement in the
Liberal tradition to a constitutional one. Fabian Essays. Sidney and Beatrice
Webb. The author’s contributions. 465
Index 471

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THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE TO
SOCIALISM AND CAPITALISM

1
A CLOSED QUESTION OPENS

I T would be easy, dear madam, to refer you to the many books on
modern Socialism which have been published since it became a
respectable constitutional question in this country in the eighteen-
eighties. But I strongly advise you not to read a line of them until you and
your friends have discussed for yourselves how wealth should be
distributed in a respectable civilized country, and arrived at the best
conclusion you can.
For Socialism is nothing but an opinion held by some people on that point.
Their opinion is not necessarily better than your opinion or anyone else’s.
How much should you have and how much should your neighbors have?
What is your own answer?
As it is not a settled question, you must clear your mind of the fancy with
which we all begin as children, that the institutions under which we live,
including our legal ways of distributing income and allowing people to own
things, are natural, like the weather. They are not. Because they exist
everywhere in our little world, we take it for granted that they have always
existed and must always exist, and that they are self-acting. That is a
dangerous mistake. They are in fact transient makeshifts; and many of them
would not be obeyed, even by well-meaning people, if there were not a
policeman within call and a prison within reach. They are being changed
continually by Parliament, because we are never satisfied with them.
Sometimes they are scrapped for new ones; sometimes they are altered;
sometimes they are simply done away with as nuisances. The new ones
have to be stretched in the law courts to make them fit, or to prevent them
fitting too well if the judges happen to dislike them. There is no end to this
scrapping and altering and innovating. New laws are made to compel
people to do things they never dreamt of doing before (buying insurance
stamps, for instance). Old laws are repealed to allow people to do what they

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used to be punished for doing (marrying their deceased wives’ sisters and
husbands’ brothers, for example). Laws that are not repealed are amended
and amended and amended like a child’s knickers until there is hardly a
shred of the first stuff left. At the elections some candidates get votes by
promising to make new laws or to get rid of old ones, and others by
promising to keep things just as they are. This is impossible. Things will not
stay as they are.
Changes that nobody ever believed possible take place in a few generations.
Children nowadays think that spending nine years in school, old-age and
widows’ pensions, votes for women, and short-skirted ladies in Parliament
or pleading in barristers’ wigs in the courts, are part of the order of Nature,
and always were and ever shall be; but their greatgrandmothers would have
set down anyone who told them that such things were coming as mad, and
anyone who wanted them to come as wicked.
When studying how the wealth we produce every year should be shared
among us, we must not be like either the children or the greatgrandmothers.
We must bear constantly in mind that our shares are being changed almost
every day on one point or another whilst Parliament is sitting, and that
before we die the sharing will be different, for better or worse, from the
sharing of today, just as the sharing of today differs from the nineteenth
century sharing more than Queen Victoria could have believed possible.
The moment you begin to think of our present sharing as a fixture, you
become a fossil. Every change in our laws takes money, directly or
indirectly, out of somebody’s pocket (perhaps yours) and puts it into
somebody else’s. This is why one set of politicians demands each change
and another set opposes it.
So what you have to consider is not whether there will be great changes or
not (for changes there certainly will be) but what changes you and your
friends think, after consideration and discussion, would make the world a
better place to live in, and what changes you ought to resist as disastrous to
yourself and everyone else. Every opinion you arrive at in this way will
become a driving force as part of the public opinion which in the long run
must be at the back of all the changes if they are to abide, and at the back of
the policemen and jailers who have to enforce them, right or wrong, once
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It is important that you should have opinions of your own on this subject.
Never forget that the old law of the natural philosophers, that Nature abhors
a vacuum, is true of the human head. There is no such thing as an empty
head, though there are heads so impervious to new ideas that they are for all
mental purposes solid, like billiard balls. I know that you have not that sort
of head, because, if you had, you would not be reading this book. Therefore
I warn you that if you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a
moment, other people’s opinions will rush in from all quarters, from
advertisements, from newspapers, from books and pamphlets, from gossip,
from political speeches, from plays and pictures—and, you will add, from
this book!
Well, of course I do not deny it. When I urge you to think for yourself (as
all our nurses and mothers and schoolmistresses do even though they clout
our heads the moment our conclusions differ from theirs) I do not mean that
you should shut your eyes to everyone else’s opinions. I myself, though I
am by way of being a professional thinker, have to content myself with
secondhand opinions on a great many most important subjects on which I
can neither form an opinion of my own nor criticize the opinions I take
from others. I take the opinion of the Astronomer Royal as to when it is
twelve o’clock; and if I am in a strange town I take the opinion of the first
person I meet in the street as to the way to the railway station. If I go to law
I have to consent to the absurd but necessary dogma that the king can do no
wrong. Otherwise trains would be no use to me, and lawsuits could never be
finally settled. We should never arrive anywhere or do anything if we did
not believe what we are told by people who ought to know better than
ourselves, and agree to stand by certain dogmas of the infallibility of
authorities whom we nevertheless know to be fallible. Thus on most
subjects we are forced by our ignorance to proceed with closed minds in
spite of all exhortations to think boldly for ourselves, and be, above all
things, original.
St Paul, a rash and not very deep man, as his contempt for women shews,
cried “Prove all things: hold fast that which is good”. He forgot that it is
quite impossible for one woman to prove all things: she has not the time
even if she had the knowledge. For a busy woman there are no Open
Questions: everything is settled except the weather; and even that is settled
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did St Paul give a counsel which he must have known to be impracticable if
he ever thought about it for five minutes?
The explanation is that the Settled Questions are never really settled,
because the answers to them are never complete and final truths. We make
laws and institutions because we cannot live in society without them. We
cannot make perfect institutions because we are not perfect ourselves. Even
if we could make perfect institutions, we could not make eternal and
universal ones, because the conditions change, and the laws and institutions
that work well with fifty enclosed nuns in a convent would be impossible in
a nation of forty million people at large. So we have to do the best we can at
the moment, leaving posterity free to do better if it can. When we have
made our laws in this makeshift way, the questions they concern are settled
for the moment only. And in politics the moment may be twelve months or
twelve hundred years, a mere breathing space or a whole epoch.
Consequently there come crises in history when questions that have been
closed for centuries suddenly yawn wide open. It was in the teeth of one of
these terrible yawns that St Paul cried that there are no closed questions,
that we must think out everything for ourselves all over again. In his Jewish
world nothing was more sacred than the law of Moses, and nothing more
indispensable than the rite of circumcision. All law and all religion seemed
to depend on them; yet St Paul had to ask the Jews to throw over the law of
Moses for the contrary law of Christ, declaring that circumcision did not
matter, as it was baptism that was essential to salvation. How could he help
preaching the open mind and the inner light as against all laws and
institutions whatever?
You are now in the position of the congregations of St Paul. We are all in it
today. A question that has been practically closed for a whole epoch, the
question of the distribution of wealth and the nature of property, has
suddenly yawned wide open before us; and we all have to open our closed
minds accordingly.
When I say that it has opened suddenly, I am not forgetting that it never has
been closed completely for thoughtful people whose business it was to
criticize institutions. Hundreds of years before St Paul was born, prophets
crying in the wilderness had protested against the abominations that were
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us from its inhumanity. I am not forgetting either that for hundreds of years
past our own prophets, whom we call poets or philosophers or divines, have
been protesting against the division of the nation into rich and poor, idle and
overworked. But there comes finally a moment at which the question that
has been kept ajar only by persecuted prophets for a few disciples springs
wide open for everybody; and the persecuted prophets with their tiny
congregations of cranks grow suddenly into formidable parliamentary
Oppositions which presently become powerful Governments.
Langland and Latimer and Sir Thomas More, John Bunyan and George
Fox, Goldsmith and Crabbe and Shelley, Carlyle and Ruskin and Morris,
with many brave and faithful preachers, in the Churches and out of them, of
whom you have never heard, were our English prophets. They kept the
question open for those who had some spark of their inspiration; but prosaic
everyday women and men paid no attention until, within my lifetime and
yours, quite suddenly ordinary politicians, sitting on the front benches of
the House of Commons and of all the European legislatures, with vast and
rapidly growing bodies of ordinary respectable voters behind them, began
clamoring that the existing distribution of wealth is so anomalous,
monstrous, ridiculous, and unbearably mischievous, that it must be radically
changed if civilization is to be saved from the wreck to which all the older
civilizations we know of were brought by this very evil.
That is why you must approach the question as an unsettled one, with your
mind as open as you can get it. And it is from my own experience in dealing
with such questions that I strongly advise you not to wait for a readymade
answer from me or anyone else, but to try first to solve the problem for
yourself in your own way. For even if you solve it all wrong, you will
become not only intensely interested in it, but much better able to
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2
DIVIDING-UP

E
VERYBODY knows now that Socialism is a proposal to divide-up
the income of the country in a new way. What you perhaps have not
noticed is that the income of the country is being divided-up every
day and even every minute at present, and must continue to be divided-up
every day as long as there are two people left on earth to divide it. The only
possible difference of opinion is not as to whether it shall be divided or not,
but as to how much each person should have, and on what conditions he
should be allowed to have it. St Paul said “He that will not work, neither
shall he eat”; but as he was only a man with a low opinion of women, he
forgot the babies. Babies cannot work, and are shockingly greedy; but if
they were not fed there would soon be nobody left alive in the world. So
that will not do.
Some people imagine that because they can save money the wealth of the
world can be stored up. Stuff and nonsense. Most of the wealth that keeps
us alive will not last a week. The world lives from hand to mouth. A
drawingroom poker will last a lifetime; but we cannot live by eating
drawingroom pokers; and though we do all we can to make our food keep
by putting eggs into water-glass, tinning salmon, freezing mutton, and
turning milk into dry goods, the hard fact remains that unless most of our
food is eaten within a few days of its being baked or killed it will go stale or
rotten, and choke or poison us. Even our clothes will not last very long if
we work hard in them; and there is the washing. You may put india-rubber
patches on your boot soles to prevent the soles wearing out; but then the
patches will wear out.
Every year must bring its own fresh harvest and its new generations of
sheep and cattle: we cannot live on what is left of last year’s harvest; and as
next year’s does not yet exist, we must live in the main on this year’s,
making things and using them up, sowing and reaping, brewing and baking,
breeding and butchering (unless we are vegetarians like myself), soiling and
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making bargains for the future. For instance, if I bake a hundred and one
loaves of bread, I can eat no more than the odd one; and I cannot save the
rest, because they will be uneatable in a week. All I can do is to bargain
with somebody who wants a hundred loaves to be eaten on the spot by
himself and his family and persons in his employment, that if I give my
hundred spare loaves to him he will give me, say, five new loaves to eat
every year in future. But that is not saving up the loaves. It is only a bargain
between two parties: one who wants to provide for the future, and another
who wants to spend heavily in the present. Consequently I cannot save until
I find somebody else who wants to spend. The notion that we could all save
together is silly: the truth is that only a few well-off people who have more
than they need can afford to provide for their future in this way; and they
could not do it were there not others spending more than they possess. Peter
must spend what Paul saves, or Paul’s savings will go rotten. Between the
two nothing is saved. The nation as a whole must make its bread and eat it
as it goes along. A nation which stopped working would be dead in a
fortnight even if every man, woman, and child in it had houses and lands
and a million of money in the savings bank. When you see the rich man’s
wife (or anyone else’s wife) shaking her head over the thriftlessness of the
poor because they do not all save, pity the lady’s ignorance; but do not
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3
HOW MUCH FOR EACH?

Y
OU now realize that a great baking and making and serving and
counting must take place every day; and that when the loaves and
other things are made they must be divided-up immediately, each of
us getting her or his legally appointed share. What should that share be?
How much is each of us to have; and why is each of us to have that much
and neither more nor less? If the hardworking widow with six children is
getting two loaves a week whilst some idle and dissolute young bachelor is
wasting enough every day to feed six working families for a month, is that a
sensible way of dividing-up? Would it not be better to give more to the
widow and less to the bachelor? These questions do not settle themselves:
they have to be settled by law. If the widow takes one of the bachelor’s
loaves the police will put her in prison, and send her children to the
workhouse. They do that because there is a law that her share is only two
loaves. That law can be repealed or altered by parliament if the people
desire it and vote accordingly. Most people, when they learn this, think the
law ought to be altered. When they read in the papers that an American
widow left with one baby boy, and an allowance of one hundred and fifty
pounds a week to bring him up on, went to the courts to complain that it
was not enough, and had the allowance increased to two hundred, whilst
other widows who had worked hard early and late all their lives, and
brought up large families, were ending their days in the workhouse, they
feel that there is something monstrously unjust and wicked and stupid in
such a dividing-up, and that it must be changed. They get it changed a little
by taking back some of the rich American widow’s share in taxes, and
giving it to the poor in old-age pensions and widows’ pensions and
unemployment doles and “free” elementary education and other things. But
if the American widow still has more than a hundred pounds a week for the
keep of her baby boy, and a large income for herself besides, whilst the poor
widow at the other end of the town has only ten shillings a week pension
between her and the workhouse, the difference is still so unfair that we
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people who get the best of it; and as they are only one in ten of the
population, and many of them recognize the injustice of their own position,
we may take it that there is a general dissatisfaction with the existing daily
division of wealth, and a general intention to alter it as soon as possible
among those who realize that it can be altered.
But you cannot alter anything unless you know what you want to alter it to.
It is no use saying that it is scandalous that Mrs A. should have a thousand
pounds a day and poor Mrs B. only half a crown. If you want the law
altered you must be prepared to say how much you think Mrs A. should
have, and how much Mrs B. should have. And that is where the real trouble
begins. We are all ready to say that Mrs B. ought to have more, and Mrs A.
less; but when we are asked to say exactly how much more and how much
less, some say one thing; others say another; and most of us have nothing to
say at all except perhaps that Mrs A. ought to be ashamed of herself or that
it serves Mrs B. right.
People who have never thought about the matter say that the honest way is
to let everyone have what she has the money to pay for, just as at present.
But that does not get us out of the difficulty. It only sets us asking how the
money is to be allotted. Money is only a bit of paper or a bit of metal that
gives its owner a lawful claim to so much bread or beer or diamonds or
motor-cars or what not. We cannot eat money, nor drink money, nor wear
money. It is the goods that money can buy that are being divided-up when
money is divided-up. Everything is reckoned in money; and when the law
gives Mrs B. her ten shillings when she is seventy years old and young
Master A. his three thousand shillings before he is seven minutes old, the
law is dividing-up the loaves and fishes, the clothes and houses, the motor-
cars and perambulators between them as if it were handing out these articles
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NO WEALTH WITHOUT WORK

B
EFORE there can be any wealth to divide-up, there must be labor at
work. There can be no loaves without farmers and bakers. There are
a few little islands thousands of miles away where men and women
can lie basking in the sun and live on the cocoa-nuts the monkeys throw
down to them. But for us there is no such possibility. Without incessant
daily labor we should starve. If anyone is idle someone else must be
working for both or there would be nothing for either of them to eat. That
was why St Paul said “If a man will not work neither shall he eat”. The
burden of labor is imposed on us by Nature, and has to be divided-up as
well as the wealth it produces.
But the two divisions need not correspond to oneanother. One person can
produce much more than enough to feed herself. Otherwise the young
children could not be fed; and the old people who are past work would
starve. Many a woman with nothing to help her but her two hands has
brought up a family on her own earnings, and kept her aged parents into the
bargain, besides making rent for a ground landlord as well. And with the
help of water power, steam power, electric power, and modern machinery,
labor can be so organized that one woman can turn out more than a
thousand women could turn out 150 years ago.
This saving of labor by harnessing machines to natural forces, like wind and
water and the heat latent in coal, produces leisure, which also has to be
divided-up. If one person’s labor for ten hours can support ten persons for a
day, the ten can arrange in several different ways. They can put the ten
hours’ work on one person and let the other nine have all the leisure as well
as free rations. Or they can each do one hour’s work a day and each have
nine hours leisure. Or they can have anything between these extremes. They
can also arrange that three of them shall work ten hours a day each,
producing enough for thirty people, so that the other seven will not only
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thirteen servants to wait on them and keep the three up to their work into
the bargain.
Another possible arrangement would be that they should all work much
longer every day than was necessary to keep them, on condition that they
were not required to work until they were fully grown and well educated,
and were allowed to stop working and amuse themselves for the rest of their
lives when they were fifty. Scores of different arrangements are possible
between out-and-out slavery and an equitable division of labor, leisure, and
wealth. Slavery, Serfdom, Feudalism, Capitalism, Socialism, Communism
are all at bottom different arrangements of this division. Revolutionary
history is the history of the effects of a continual struggle by persons and
classes to alter the arrangement in their own favor. But for the moment we
had better stick to the question of dividing-up the income the labor
produces; for the utmost difference you can make between one person and
another in respect of their labor or leisure is as nothing compared to the
enormous difference you can make in their incomes by modern methods
and machines. You cannot put more than 24 hours into a rich man’s day; but
you can put 24 million pounds into his pocket without asking him to lift his
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5
COMMUNISM

I
F I have made this clear to you, will you try to make up your mind how
you would like to see the income of your country divided-up day by
day? Do not run to the Socialists or the Capitalists, or to your favorite
newspaper, to make up your mind for you: they will only unsettle and
bewilder you when they are not intentionally misleading you. Think it out
for yourself. Conceive yourself as a national trustee with the entire income
of the country placed in your hands to be distributed so as to produce the
greatest social wellbeing for everybody in the country.
By the way, you had better leave your own share and that of your children
and relations and friends out of the question, lest your personal feelings
upset your judgment. Some women would say “I never think of anyone
else: I don’t know anyone else”. But that will never do in settling social
questions. Capitalism and Socialism are not schemes for distributing wealth
in one lady’s circle only, but for distributing wealth to everybody; and as
the quantity to be distributed every year is limited, if Mrs Dickson’s child,
or her sister’s child, or her dearest and oldest friend gets more, Mrs
Johnson’s child or sister’s child or dearest friend must get less. Mrs Dickson
must forget not only herself and her family and friends, but her class. She
must imagine herself for the moment a sort of angel acting for God, without
any earthly interests and affections to corrupt her integrity, concerned solely
with the task of deciding how much everybody should have out of the
national income for the sake of the world’s greatest possible welfare and the
greatest possible good of the world’s soul.
Of course I know that none of us can really do this; but we must get as near
it as we can. I know also that there are few things more irritating than the
glibness with which people tell us to think for ourselves when they know
quite well that our minds are mostly herd minds, with only a scrap of
individual mind on top. I am even prepared to be told that when you paid
the price of this book you were paying me to think for you. But I can no
more do that than I can eat your dinner for you. What I can do is to cook

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your mental dinner for you by putting you in possession of the thinking that
has been done already on the subject by myself and others, so that you may
be saved the time and trouble and disappointment of trying to find your way
down blind alleys that have been thoroughly explored, and found to be no-
thoroughfares.
Here, then, are some plans that have been tried or proposed.
Let us begin with the simplest: the family plan of the apostles and their
followers. Among them everybody threw all that she or he had into a
common stock; and each took from it what she or he needed. The obligation
to do this was so sacred that when Ananias and Sapphira kept back
something for themselves, St Peter struck them dead for “lying to the Holy
Ghost”.
This plan, which is Communism in its primitive purity, is practised to this
day in small religious communities where the people live together and are
all known to one another. But it is not so simple for big populations where
the people do not live together and do not know each other. Even in the
family we practise it only partially; for though the father gives part of his
earnings to the mother, and the children do the same when they are earning
anything, and the mother buys food and places it before all of them to
partake in common, yet they all keep some of their earnings back for their
separate use; so that family life is not pure Communism, but partly
Communism and partly separate property. Each member of the family does
what Ananias and Sapphira did; but they need not tell lies about it (though
they sometimes do) because it is understood between them that the children
are to keep back something for pocket money, the father for beer and
tobacco, and the mother for her clothes if there is any left.
Besides, family Communism does not extend to the people next door. Every
house has its own separate meals; and the people in the other houses do not
contribute to it, and have no right to share it. There are, however, exceptions
to this in modern cities. Though each family buys its own beer separately,
they all get their water communistically. They pay what they call a water
rate into a common fund to pay for a constant supply to every house; and
they all draw as much or as little water as they need.
In the same way they pay for the lighting of the streets, for paving them, for
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and destruction of dustbin refuse. Nobody thinks of saying “I never go out
after dark; I have never called a policeman in my life; I have no business on
the other side of the river and never cross the bridge; and therefore I will
not help to pay the cost of these things”. Everybody knows that town life
could not exist without lighting and paving and bridges and police and
sanitation, and that a bedridden invalid who never leaves the house, or a
blind man whose darkness no street lamp can dispel, is as dependent on
these public services for daily supplies of food and for safety and health as
any healthy person. And this is as true of the army and navy as of the police
force, of a lighthouse as of a street lamp, of a Town Hall as of the Houses of
Parliament: they are all paid for out of the common stock made up by our
rates and taxes; and they are for the benefit of everybody indiscriminately.
In short, they are Communistic.
When we pay our rates to keep up this Communism we do not, like the
apostles, throw all we have into the common stock: we make a contribution
according to our means; and our means are judged by the value of the house
we live in. But those who pay low contributions have just the same use of
the public services as those who pay high ones; and strangers and vagrants
who do not pay any contributions at all enjoy them equally. Young and old,
prince and pauper, virtuous and vicious, black and white and yellow, thrifty
and wasteful, drunk and sober, tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor
man, beggarman and thief, all have the same use and enjoyment of these
communistic conveniences and services which cost so much to keep up.
And it works perfectly. Nobody dreams of proposing that people should not
be allowed to walk down the street without paying and producing a
certificate of character from two respectable householders. Yet the street
costs more than any of the places you pay to go into, such as theatres, or
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LIMITS TO COMMUNISM

W
OULD you ever have supposed from reading the newspapers that
Communism, instead of being a wicked invention of Russian
revolutionaries and British and American desperadoes, is a highly
respectable way of sharing our wealth, sanctioned and practised by the
apostles, and an indispensable part of our own daily life and civilization?
The more Communism, the more civilization. We could not get on without
it, and are continually extending it. We could give up some of it if we liked.
We could put turnpike gates on the roads and make everybody pay for
passing along them: indeed we may still see the little toll houses where the
old turnpike gates used to be. We could abolish the street lamps, and hire
men with torches to light us through the streets at night: are not the
extinguishers formerly used by hired linkmen still to be seen on old-
fashioned railings? We could even hire policemen and soldiers by the job to
protect us, and then disband the police force and the army. But we take
good care to do nothing of the sort. In spite of the way people grumble
about their rates and taxes they get better value for them than for all the
other money they spend. To find a bridge built for us to cross the river
without having to think about it or pay anyone for it is such a matter of
course to us that some of us come to think, like the children, that bridges are
provided by nature, and cost nothing. But if the bridges were allowed to fall
down, and we had to find out for ourselves how to cross the river by fording
it or swimming it or hiring a boat, we should soon realize what a blessed
thing Communism is, and not grudge the few shillings that each of us has to
pay the rate collector for the upkeep of the bridge. In fact we might come to
think Communism such a splendid thing that everything ought to be
communized.
But this would not work. The reason a bridge can be communized is that
everyone either uses the bridge or benefits by it. It may be taken as a rule
that whatever is used by everybody or benefits everybody can be
communized. Roads, bridges, street lighting, and water supply are
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places people have to buy and carry lanterns on dark nights and get their
water from their own wells. There is no reason why bread should not be
communized: it would be an inestimable benefit to everybody if there were
no such thing in the country as a hungry child, and no housekeeper had to
think of the cost of providing bread for the household. Railways could be
communized. You can amuse yourself by thinking of lots of other services
that would benefit everyone, and therefore could and should be
communized.
Only, you will be stopped when you come to services that are not useful to
everyone. We communize water as a matter of course; but what about beer?
What would a teetotaller say if he were asked to pay rates or taxes to enable
his neighbors to have as much beer as they want for the asking? He would
have a double objection: first, that he would be paying for something he
does not use; and second, that in his opinion beer, far from being a good
thing, causes ill-health, crime, drunkenness, and so forth. He would go to
prison rather than pay rates for such a purpose.
The most striking example of this difficulty is the Church. The Church of
England is a great communistic institution: its property is held in trust for
God; its temples and services are open to everybody; and its bishops sit in
Parliament as peers of the realm. Yet, because we are not all agreed as to the
doctrines of the Church of England, and many of us think that a communion
table with candles on it is too like a Roman Catholic altar, we have been
forced to make the Church rate a voluntary one: that is, you may pay it or
not as you please. And when the Education Act of 1902 gave some public
money to Church schools, many people refused to pay their rates, and
allowed their furniture to be sold year after year, sooner than allow a penny
of theirs to go to the Church. Thus you see that if you propose to
communize something that is not used or at least approved of by everybody,
you will be asking for trouble. We all use roads and bridges, and agree that
they are useful and necessary things; but we differ about religion and
temperance and playgoing, and quarrel fiercely over our differences. That is
why we communize roads and bridges without any complaint or refusal to
pay rates, but have masses of voters against us at once when we attempt to
communize any particular form of public worship, or to deal with beer or
spirits as we deal with water, and as we should deal with milk if we had
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This difficulty can be got round to some extent by give-and-take between
the people who want different things. For instance, there are some people
who care for flowers and do not care for music, and others who care for
games and boating and care neither for flowers nor music. But these
differently minded people do not object to paying rates for the upkeep of a
public park with flower-beds, cricket pitches, a lake for boating and
swimming, and a band. Laura will not object to pay for what Beatrice wants
if Beatrice does not object to pay for what Laura wants.
Also there are many things that only a few people understand or use which
nevertheless everybody pays for because without them we should have no
learning, no books, no pictures, no high civilization. We have public
galleries of the best pictures and statues, public libraries of the best books,
public observatories in which astronomers watch the stars and
mathematicians make abstruse calculations, public laboratories in which
scientific men are supposed to add to our knowledge of the universe. These
institutions cost a great deal of money to which we all have to contribute.
Many of us never enter a gallery or a museum or a library even when we
live within easy reach of them; and not one person in ten is interested in
astronomy or mathematics or physical science; but we all have a general
notion that these things are necessary; and so we do not object to pay for
them.
Besides, many of us do not know that we pay for them: we think we get
them as kind presents from somebody. In this way a good deal of
Communism has been established without our knowing anything about it.
This is shewn by our way of speaking about communized things as free.
Because we can enter the National Gallery or the British Museum or the
cathedrals without paying at the doors, some of us seem to think that they
grew by the roadside like wildflowers. But they cost us a great deal of
money from week to week. The British Museum has to be swept and dusted
and scrubbed more than any private house, because so many more people
tramp through it with mud on their boots. The salaries of the learned
gentlemen who are in charge of it are a trifle compared with the cost of
keeping it tidy. In the same way a public park needs more gardeners than a
private one, and has to be weeded and mown and watered and sown and so
forth at a great cost in wages and seeds and garden implements. We get
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places, we pay in rates and taxes. The poorest tramp, though he may escape
rent and rates by sleeping out, pays whenever he buys tobacco, because he
pays about eight times as much for the tobacco as it costs to grow and put
on the market; and the Government gets the difference to spend on public
purposes: that is, to maintain Communism. And the poorest woman pays in
the same way, without knowing it, whenever she buys an article of food that
is taxed. If she knew that she was stinting herself to pay the salary of the
Astronomer Royal, or to buy another picture for the National Gallery, she
might vote against the Government at the next election for making her do it;
but as she does not know, she only grumbles about the high prices of food,
and thinks they are all due to bad harvests or hard times or strikes or
anything else that must be put up with. She might not grudge what she has
to pay for the King and Queen; but if she knew that she was paying the
wages of the thousands of charwomen who scrub the stone staircases in the
Houses of Parliament and other great public buildings, she would not get
much satisfaction out of helping to support them better than she can afford
to support herself.
We see then that some of the Communism we practise is imposed on us
without our consent: we pay for it without knowing what we are doing. But,
in the main, Communism deals with things that are either used by all of us
or necessary to all of us, whether we are educated enough to understand the
necessity or not.
Now let us get back to the things as to which tastes differ. We have already
seen that Church of England services and beer and wine and spirits and
intoxicants of all sorts are considered necessary to life by some people, and
pernicious and poisonous by others. We are not agreed even about tea and
meat. But there are many things that no one sees any harm in; yet
everybody does not want them. Ask a woman what little present she would
like; and one woman will choose a pet dog, another a gramophone. A
studious girl will ask for a microscope when an active girl will ask for a
motor bicycle. Indoor people want books and pictures and pianos: outdoor
people want guns and fishing-rods and horses and motor cars. To
communize these things in the way that we communize roads and bridges
would be ridiculously wasteful. If you made enough gramophones and bred
enough pet dogs to supply every woman with both, or enough microscopes
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heaps of them left on your hands by the women and girls who did not want
them and would not find house room for them. They could not even sell
them, because everybody who wanted one would have one already. They
would go into the dustbin.
There is only one way out of this difficulty. Instead of giving people things
you must give them money and let them buy what they like with it. Instead
of giving Mrs Smith, who wants a gramophone, a gramophone and a pet
dog as well, costing, say, five pounds apiece, and giving Mrs Jones, who
wants a pet dog, a pet dog and a gramophone as well, with the certainty that
Mrs Smith will drive her pet dog out of her house and Mrs Jones will throw
her gramophone into the dustbin, so that the ten pounds they cost will be
wasted, you can simply give Mrs Smith and Mrs Jones five pounds apiece.
Then Mrs Smith buys a gramophone; Mrs Jones buys a pet dog; and both
live happily ever after. And, of course, you will take care not to
manufacture more gramophones or breed more dogs than are needed to
satisfy them.
That is the use of money: it enables us to get what we want instead of what
other people think we want. When a young lady is married, her friends give
her wedding presents instead of giving her money; and the consequence is
that she finds herself loaded up with six fish-slices, seven or eight travelling
clocks, and not a single pair of silk stockings. If her friends had the sense to
give her money (I always do), and she had the sense to take it (she always
does), she would have one fish-slice, one travelling clock (if she wanted
such a thing), and plenty of stockings. Money is the most convenient thing
in the world: we could not possibly do without it. We are told that the love
of money is the root of all evil; but money itself is one of the most useful
contrivances ever invented: it is not its fault that some people are foolish or
miserly enough to be fonder of it than of their own souls.
You now see that the great dividing-up of things that has to take place year
by year, quarter by quarter, month by month, week by week, day by day,
hour by hour, and even minute by minute, though some of it can be done by
the ancient simple family communism of the apostles, or by the modern
ratepayers’ communism of the roads and bridges and street lamps and so
forth, must in the main take the form of a dividing-up of money. And as this
throws you back again on the old questions: how much is each of us to
have? what is my fair share? what is your fair share? and why?

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Communism has only partly solved the problem for you; so we must have
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SEVEN WAYS PROPOSED

A
PLAN which has often been proposed, and which seems very
plausible to the working classes, is to let every person have that part
of the wealth of the country which she has herself produced by her
work (the feminine pronoun here includes the masculine). Others say let us
all get what we deserve; so that the idle and dissolute and weak shall have
nothing and perish, and the good and industrious and energetic shall have
all and survive. Some believe in “the good old rule, the simple plan, that
they shall take who have the power, and they shall keep who can”, though
they seldom confess it nowadays. Some say let the common people get
enough to keep them alive in that state of life to which it has pleased God to
call them; and let the gentry take the rest, though that, too, is not now said
so openly as it was in the eighteenth century. Some say let us divide
ourselves into classes; and let the division be equal in each class though
unequal between the classes; so that laborers shall get thirty shillings a
week, skilled workers three or four pounds, bishops two thousand five
hundred a year, judges five thousand, archbishops fifteen thousand, and
their wives what they can get out of them. Others say simply let us go on as
we are.
What the Socialists say is that none of these plans will work well, and that
the only satisfactory plan is to give everybody an equal share no matter
what sort of person she is, or how old she is, or what sort of work she does,
or who or what her father was.
If this, or any of the other plans, happens to startle and scandalize you,
please do not blame me or throw my book into the fire. I am only telling
you the different plans that have been proposed and to some extent actually
tried. You are not bound to approve of any of them; and you are quite free
to propose a better plan than any of them if you can think one out. But you
are not free to dismiss it from your mind as none of your business. It is a
question of your food and lodging, and therefore part of your life. If you do
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will settle it for you; and you may depend on it they will take care of their
own shares and not of yours, in which case you may find yourself some day
without any share at all.
I have seen that happen very cruelly during my own lifetime. In the country
where I was born, which is within an hour’s run of England at the nearest
point, many ladies of high social standing and gentle breeding, who thought
that this question did not concern them because they were well off for the
moment, ended very pitiably in the workhouse. They felt that bitterly, and
hated those who had brought it about; but they never understood why it
happened. Had they understood from the beginning how and why it might
happen, they might have averted it, instead of, as they did, doing everything
in their power to hasten their own ruin.
You may very easily share their fate unless you take care to understand
what is happening. The world is changing very quickly, as it was around
them when they thought it as fixed as the mountains. It is changing much
more quickly around you; and I promise you that if you will be patient
enough to finish this book (think of all the patience it has cost me to finish
it instead of writing plays!) you will come out with much more knowledge
of how things are changing, and what your risks and prospects are, than you
are likely to have learnt from your schoolbooks.
Therefore I am going to take all these plans for you one after another, and
examine them chapter by chapter until you know pretty well all that is to be
said for and against them.

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8
TO EACH WHAT SHE PRODUCES

T
HE first plan: that of giving to every person exactly what he or she
has made by his or her labor, seems fair; but when we try to put it into
practice we discover, first, that it is quite impossible to find out how
much each person has produced, and, second, that a great deal of the
world’s work is neither producing material things nor altering the things
that Nature produces, but doing services of one sort or another.
When a farmer and his laborers sow and reap a field of wheat nobody on
earth can say how much of the wheat each of them has grown. When a
machine in a factory turns out pins by the million nobody can say how
many pins are due to the labor of the person who minds the machine, or the
person who invented it, or the engineers who made it, to say nothing of all
the other persons employed about the factory. The clearest case in the world
of a person producing something herself by her own painful, prolonged, and
risky labor is that of a woman who produces a baby; but then she cannot
live on the baby: the baby lives greedily on her.
Robinson Crusoe on his desert island could have claimed that the boats and
shelters and fences he made with the materials supplied by Nature belonged
to him because they were the fruit of nobody’s labor but his own; but when
he returned to civilization he could not have laid his hand on a chair or table
in his house which was not the work of dozens of men: foresters who had
planted the trees, woodmen who had felled them, lumbermen and bargemen
and sailors and porters who had moved them, sawyers who had sawn them
into planks and scantlings, upholsterers and joiners who had fashioned them
into tables and chairs, not to mention the merchants who had conducted all
the business involved in these transactions, and the makers of the shops and
ships and all the rest of it. Anyone who thinks about it for a few minutes
must see that trying to divide-up by giving each worker exactly what she or
he has produced is like trying to give every drop of rain in a heavy shower
exactly the quantity of water it adds to the supply in your cistern. It just
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What can be done is to pay every person according to the time she or he
spends at the work. Time is something that can be measured in figures. It is
quite easy to pay a worker twice as much for two hours work as for one.
There are people who will work for sixpence an hour, people who will work
for eighteenpence an hour, people who will work for two guineas an hour,
people who will work for a hundred and fifty guineas an hour. These prices
depend on how many competitors there are in the trade looking for the
work, and whether the people who want it done are rich or poor. You pay a
sempstress a shilling to sew for an hour, or a laborer to chop wood, when
there are plenty of unemployed sempstresses and laborers starving for a job,
each of them trying to induce you to give it to her or him rather than to the
next applicant by offering to do it at a price that will barely keep body and
soul together. You pay a popular actress two or three hundred pounds a
week, or a famous opera singer as much a night, because the public will pay
more than that to hear her. You pay a famous surgeon a hundred and fifty
guineas to cut out your appendix, or a famous barrister the same to plead for
you, because there are so few famous surgeons or barristers, and so many
patients and clients offering them large sums to work for them rather than
for you. This is called settling the price of a worker’s time, or rather letting
it settle itself, by supply and demand.
Unfortunately, supply and demand may produce undesirable results. A
division in which one woman gets a shilling and another three thousand
shillings for an hour of work has no moral sense in it: it is just something
that happens, and that ought not to happen. A child with an interesting face
and pretty ways, and some talent for acting, may, by working for the films,
earn a hundred times as much as its mother can earn by drudging at an
ordinary trade. What is worse, a pretty girl can earn by vice far more than
her plain sister can earn as an honest wife and mother.
Besides, it is not so easy to measure the time spent on a piece of work as it
seems at first. Paying a laborer twice as much for two hours work as for one
is as simple as twice one are two; but when you have to divide between an
opera singer and her dresser, or an unskilled laborer and a doctor, you find
that you cannot tell how much time you have to allow for. The dresser and
the laborer are doing what any ablebodied person can do without long study
or apprenticeship. The doctor has to spend six years in study and training,
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claims that six years of unpaid work are behind every minute of his
attendance at your bedside. A skilled workman may claim in the same way
that seven years of apprenticeship are behind every stroke of his hammer.
The opera singer has had to spend a long time learning her parts, even
when, as sometimes happens, she has never learnt to sing. Everybody
acknowledges that this makes a difference; but nobody can measure exactly
what the difference is, either in time or money.
The same difficulty arises in attempting to compare the value of the work of
a clever woman with that of a stupid one. You may think that the work of
the clever woman is worth more; but when you are asked how much more
in pounds, shillings, and pence you have to give it up and fall back on
supply and demand, confessing that the difference cannot be measured in
money.
In these examples I have mixed up making things with doing services; but I
must now emphasize this distinction, because thoughtless people are apt to
think a brickmaker more of a producer than a clergyman. When a village
carpenter makes a gate to keep cattle out of a field of wheat, he has
something solid in his hand which he can claim for his own until the farmer
pays him for it. But when a village boy makes a noise to keep the birds off
he has nothing to shew, though the noise is just as necessary as the gate.
The postman does not make anything: he only delivers letters and parcels.
The policeman does not make anything; and the soldier not only does not
make things: he destroys them. The doctor makes pills sometimes; but that
is not his real business, which is to tell you when you ought to take pills,
and what pills to take, unless indeed he has the good sense to tell you not to
take them at all, and you have the good sense to believe him when he is
giving you good advice instead of bad. The lawyer does not make anything
substantial, nor the clergyman, nor the member of Parliament, nor the
domestic servant (though she sometimes breaks things), nor the Queen or
King, nor an actor. When their work is done they have nothing in hand that
can be weighed or measured: nothing that the maker can keep from others
until she is paid for it. They are all in service: in domestic service like the
housemaid, or in commercial service like the shop assistant, or in
Government service like the postman, or in State service like the King; and
all of us who have fullsize consciences consider ourselves in what some of
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And then, beside the persons who make the substantial things there must be
persons to find out how they should be made. Beside the persons who do
things there must be persons who know how they should be done, and
decide when they should be done, and how much they should be done. In
simple village life both the making or the doing and the thinking may be
done by the same person when he is a blacksmith, carpenter, or builder; but
in big cities and highly civilized countries this is impossible: one set of
people has to make and do whilst another set of people thinks and decides
what, when, how much, and by whom.
Our villages would be improved by a little of this division of labor; for it is
a great disadvantage in country life that a farmer is expected to do so many
different things: he has not only to grow crops and raise stock (two separate
arts to begin with, and difficult ones too), but to be a man of business,
keeping complicated accounts and selling his crops and his cattle, which is
a different sort of job, needing a different sort of man. And, as if this were
not enough, he has to keep his dwelling house as part of his business; so
that he is expected to be a professional man, a man of business, and a sort
of country gentleman all at once; and the consequence is that farming is all
a muddle: the good farmer is poor because he is a bad man of business; the
good man of business is poor because he is a bad farmer; and both of them
are often bad husbands because their work is not separate from their home,
and they bring all their worries into the house with them instead of locking
them up in a city office and thinking no more about them until they go back
there next morning. In a city business one set of men does the manual work;
another set keeps the accounts; another chooses the markets for buying and
selling; and all of them leave their work behind them when they go home.
The same trouble is found in a woman’s housekeeping. She is expected to
do too many different things. She may be a very good housekeeper and a
very bad cook. In a French town this would not matter, because the whole
family would take all the meals that require any serious cooking in the
nearest restaurant; but in the country the woman must do both the
housekeeping and the cooking unless she can afford to keep a cook. She
may be both a good housekeeper and a good cook, but be unable to manage
children; and here again, if she cannot afford a capable nurse, she has to do
the thing she does badly along with the things she does well, and has her
life muddled and spoilt accordingly. It is a mercy both to her and the

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children that the school (which is a bit of Communism) takes them off her
hands for most of the day. It is clear that the woman who is helped out by
servants or by restaurants and schools has a much better chance in life than
the woman who is expected to do three very different things at once.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the
country and to mankind is to bring up a family. But here again, because
there is nothing to sell, there is a very general disposition to regard a
married woman’s work as no work at all, and to take it as a matter of course
that she should not be paid for it. A man gets higher wages than a woman
because he is supposed to have a family to support; yet if he spends the
extra money in drink or betting, the woman has no remedy against him if
she is married to him. But if she is his hired housekeeper she can recover
her wages at law. And the married man is in the same predicament. When
his wife spends the housekeeping money in drink he has no remedy, though
he could have a hired housekeeper imprisoned for theft if she did the very
same thing.
Now with these examples in mind, how can an Intelligent Woman settle
what her time is worth in money compared to her husband’s? Imagine her
husband looking at it as a matter of business, and saying “I can hire a
housekeeper for so much, and a nursemaid for so much, and a cook for so
much, and a pretty lady to keep company with for so much; and if I add up
all this the total will be what a wife is worth; but it is more than I can afford
to pay”! Imagine her hiring a husband by the hour, like a taxi cab!
Yet the income of the country has to be divided-up between husbands and
wives just as it has between strangers; and as most of us are husbands and
wives, any plan for dividing-up that breaks down when it is applied to
husbands and wives breaks in the middle and is no use. The old plan of
giving the man everything, and leaving the woman to get what she could
out of him, led to such abuses that it had to be altered by the Married
Women’s Property Acts, under which a rich woman with a poor husband
can keep all her property to herself whilst her husband is imprisoned for life
for not paying her taxes. But as nine families out of ten have no property,
they have to make the best of what the husband can earn at his trade; and
here we have the strangest muddles: the wife getting nothing of her own,
and the bigger children making a few shillings a week and having the
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that the people who are employing the children cheaply are really sweating
the father, who is perhaps being sweated badly enough by his own
employer. Of this, more later on.
Try to straighten out this muddle on the plan of giving the woman and the
children and the man what they produce each by their own work, or what
their time is worth in money to the country; and you will find the plan
nonsensical and impossible. Nobody but a lunatic would attempt to put it
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TO EACH WHAT SHE DESERVES

T
HE second plan we have to examine is that of giving to each person
what she deserves. Many people, especially those who are
comfortably off, think that this is what happens at present: that the
industrious and sober and thrifty are never in want, and that poverty is due
to idleness, improvidence, drink, betting, dishonesty, and bad character
generally. They can point to the fact that a laborer whose character is bad
finds it more difficult to get employment than one whose character is good;
that a farmer or country gentleman who gambles and bets heavily, and
mortgages his land to live wastefully and extravagantly, is soon reduced to
poverty; and that a man of business who is lazy and does not attend to it
becomes bankrupt. But this proves nothing but that you cannot eat your
cake and have it too: it does not prove that your share of the cake was a fair
one. It shews that certain vices and weaknesses make us poor; but it forgets
that certain other vices make us rich. People who are hard, grasping, selfish,
cruel, and always ready to take advantage of their neighbors, become very
rich if they are clever enough not to overreach themselves. On the other
hand, people who are generous, public-spirited, friendly, and not always
thinking of the main chance, stay poor when they are born poor unless they
have extraordinary talents. Also, as things are today, some are born poor
and others are born with silver spoons in their mouths: that is to say, they
are divided into rich and poor before they are old enough to have any
character at all. The notion that our present system distributes wealth
according to merit, even roughly, may be dismissed at once as ridiculous.
Everyone can see that it generally has the contrary effect: it makes a few
idle people very rich, and a great many hardworking people very poor.
On this, Intelligent Lady, your first thought may be that if wealth is not
distributed according to merit, it ought to be; and that we should at once set
to work to alter our laws so that in future the good people shall be rich in
proportion to their goodness and the bad people poor in proportion to their
badness. There are several objections to this; but the very first one settles
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you going to measure anyone’s merit in money? Choose any pair of human
beings you like, male or female, and see whether you can decide how much
each of them should have on her or his merits. If you live in the country,
take the village blacksmith and the village clergyman, or the village
washerwoman and the village schoolmistress, to begin with. At present the
clergyman often gets less pay than the blacksmith: it is only in some
villages he gets more. But never mind what they get at present: you are
trying whether you can set up a new order of things in which each will get
what he deserves. You need not fix a sum of money for them: all you have
to do is to settle the proportion between them. Is the blacksmith to have as
much as the clergyman? or twice as much as the clergyman? or half as
much as the clergyman? or how much more or less? It is no use saying that
one ought to have more and the other less: you must be prepared to say
exactly how much more or less in calculable proportion.
Well, think it out. The clergyman has had a college education; but that is not
any merit on his part: he owes it to his father; so you cannot allow him
anything for that. But through it he is able to read the New Testament in
Greek; so that he can do something the blacksmith cannot do. On the other
hand, the blacksmith can make a horse-shoe, which the parson cannot. How
many verses of the Greek Testament are worth one horse-shoe? You have
only to ask the silly question to see that nobody can answer it.
Since measuring their merits is no use, why not try to measure their faults?
Suppose the blacksmith swears a good deal, and gets drunk occasionally!
Everybody in the village knows this; but the parson has to keep his faults to
himself. His wife knows them; but she will not tell you what they are if she
knows that you intend to cut off some of his pay for them. You know that as
he is only a mortal human being he must have some faults; but you cannot
find them out. However, suppose he has some faults that you can find out!
Suppose he has what you call an unfortunate manner; that he is a hypocrite;
that he is a snob; that he cares more for sport and fashionable society than
for religion! Does that make him as bad as the blacksmith, or twice as bad,
or twice and a quarter as bad, or only half as bad? In other words, if the
blacksmith is to have a shilling, is the parson to have a shilling also, or is he
to have sixpence, or fivepence and one-third, or two shillings? Clearly these
are fools’ questions: the moment they bring us down from moral
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that no relation can be established between human qualities, good or bad,
and sums of money, large or small. It may seem scandalous that a prize-
fighter, for hitting another prize-fighter so hard at Wembley that he fell
down and could not rise within ten seconds, received the same sum that was
paid to the Archbishop of Canterbury for acting as Primate of the Church of
England for nine months; but none of those who cry out against the scandal
can express any better in money the difference between the two. Not one of
the persons who think that the prize-fighter should get less than the
Archbishop can say how much less. What the prize-fighter got for his six or
seven minutes boxing would pay a judge’s salary for two years; and we are
all agreed that nothing could be more ridiculous, and that any system of
distributing wealth which leads to such absurdities must be wrong. But to
suppose that it could be changed by any possible calculation that an ounce
of archbishop or three ounces of judge is worth a pound of prize-fighter
would be sillier still. You can find out how many candles are worth a pound
of butter in the market on any particular day; but when you try to estimate
the worth of human souls the utmost you can say is that they are all of equal
value before the throne of God. And that will not help you in the least to
settle how much money they should have. You must simply give it up, and
admit that distributing money according to merit is beyond mortal
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TO EACH WHAT SHE CAN GRAB

T
HE third plan: that of letting everyone have what she can lay her
hands on, would produce a world in which there would be no peace
and no security. If we were all equally strong and cunning we should
all have an equal chance; but in a world where there are children and old
people and invalids, and where able-bodied adults of the same age and
strength vary greatly in greediness and wickedness, it would never do: we
should get tired of it in no time. Even pirate crews and bands of robbers
prefer a peaceful settled understanding as to the division of their plunder to
the Kilkenny cat plan.
Among ourselves, though robbery and violence are forbidden, we still allow
business to be conducted on the principle of letting everyone make what he
can out of it without considering anyone but himself. A shopkeeper or a
coal merchant may not pick your pocket; but he may overcharge you as
much as he likes. Everyone is free in business to get as much and give as
little for his money as he can induce his customers to put up with. House
rent can be raised without any regard to the cost of the houses or the
poverty of the tenant. But this freedom produces such bad results that new
laws are continually being made to restrain it; and even when it is a
necessary part of our freedom to spend our money and use our possessions
as seems best to us, we still have to settle how much money and what
possessions we should be given to start with. This distribution must be
made according to some law or other. Anarchy (absence of law) will not
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OLIGARCHY

T
HE fourth plan is to take one person in every ten (say), and make her
rich without working by making the other nine work hard and long
every day, giving them only enough of what they make to keep them
alive and enable them to bring up families to continue their slavery when
they grow old and die. This is roughly what happens at present, as one-tenth
of the English people own nine-tenths of all the property in the country,
whilst most of the other nine-tenths have no property, and live from week to
week on wages barely sufficient to support them in a very poor way. The
advantage claimed for this plan is that it provides us with a gentry: that is,
with a class of rich people able to cultivate themselves by an expensive
education; so that they become qualified to govern the country and make
and maintain its laws; to organize and officer the army for national defence;
to patronize and keep alive learning, science, art, literature, philosophy,
religion, and all the institutions that distinguish great civilizations from
mere groups of villages; to raise magnificent buildings, dress splendidly,
impose awe on the unruly, and set an example of good manners and fine
living. Most important of all, as men of business think, by giving them
much more than they need spend, we enable them to save those great sums
of spare money that are called capital, and are spent in making railways,
mines, factories full of machinery, and all the other contrivances by which
wealth is produced in great quantities.
This plan, which is called Oligarchy, is the old English plan of dividing us
into gentry living by property and common people living by work: the plan
of the few rich and the many poor. It has worked for a long time, and is still
working. And it is evident that if the incomes of the rich were taken from
them and divided among the poor as we stand at present, the poor would be
only very little less poor; the supply of capital would cease because nobody
could afford to save; the country houses would fall into ruins; and learning
and science and art and literature and all the rest of what we call culture
would perish. That is why so many people support the present system, and
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women can produce only £110 a year each by their labor, it may be wiser
for nine of them to be content with £50 apiece, and make the other one an
educated lady, mistress, and ruler by giving her £500 a year without any
obligation to work at all, or any inducement to work except the hope of
finding how to make their work more fruitful for her own benefit, rather
than to insist on having £110 a year each. Though we make this sort of
arrangement at present because we are forced to, and indeed mostly without
knowing that we are making it, yet it is conceivable that if we understood
what we were doing and were free to carry it out or not as we thought best,
we might still do it for the sake of having a gentry to keep up finer things in
the world than a miserable crowd all equally poor, and all tied to primitive
manual labor.
But the abuses that arise from this plan are so terrible that the world is
becoming set against it. If we decide to go on with it, the first step is to
settle who is to be the tenth person: the lady. How is that to be decided?
True, we could begin by drawing lots; and after that the gentry could
intermarry and be succeeded by their firstborns. But the mischief of it is
that when we at last got our gentry established we should have no guarantee
that they would do any of the things we intended them to do and paid them
to do. With the best intentions, the gentry govern the country very badly
because they are so far removed from the common people that they do not
understand their needs. They use their power to make themselves still richer
by forcing the common people to work still harder and accept still less.
They spend enormous sums on sport and entertainment, gluttony and
ostentation, and very little on science and art and learning. They produce
poverty on a vast scale by withdrawing labor from production to waste it in
superfluous menial service. They either shirk military duties or turn the
army into a fashionable retinue for themselves and an instrument of
oppression at home and conquest abroad. They corrupt the teaching in the
universities and schools to glorify themselves and hide their misdeeds. They
do the same with the Church. They try to keep the common people poor and
ignorant and servile so as to make themselves more indispensable. At last
their duties have to be taken out of their hands and discharged by
Parliament, by the Civil Service, by the War Office and the Admiralty, by
city corporations, by Poor Law Guardians, by County and Parish and
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societies and institutions of all kinds depending on taxation or on public
subscription.
When this occurs, as it actually has occurred, all the cultural and political
reasons for the maintenance of a gentry vanish. It always does occur when
city life grows up and takes the place of country life. When a peeress
resides on her estates in a part of the country where life is still very simple,
and the nearest thing to a town is a village ten miles from the railway
station, the people look to her ladyship for everything that is not produced
by their daily toil. She represents all the splendor and greatness and
romance of civilization, and does a good deal for them which they would
not know how to do for themselves. In this way a Highland clan, before
Scotland became civilized, always had a chief. The clansmen willingly gave
him the lion’s share of such land and goods as they could come by, or of the
plunder they took in their raids. They did this because they could not fight
successfully without a leader, and could not live together without a
lawgiver. Their chief was to them what Moses was to the Israelites in the
desert. The Highland chief was practically a king in his clan, just as the
peeress is a queen on her estates. Loyalty to him was instinctive.
But when a Highland chief walked into a city he had less power than the
first police constable he met: in fact it sometimes happened that the police
constable took him in charge, and the city authorities hanged him. When the
peeress leaves her estate and goes up to London for the season, she
becomes a nobody except to her personal acquaintances. Everything that
she does for her people in the country is done in London by paid public
servants of all sorts; and when she leaves the country and settles in America
or on the Continent to evade British income tax she is not missed in
London: everything goes on just as before. But her tenants, who have to
earn the money she spends abroad, get nothing by her, and revile her as a
fugitive and an Absentee.
Small wonder then that Oligarchy is no longer consented to willingly. A
great deal of the money the oligarchs get is now taken back from them by
taxation and death duties; so that the old families are being reduced very
rapidly to the level of ordinary citizens; and when their estates are gone, as
they will be after a few generations more of our present heavy death duties,
their titles will only make their poverty ridiculous. Already many of their
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quite ordinary quality, or by Co-operative Societies as Convalescent Homes
or places for conference and recreation, or as hotels or schools or lunatic
asylums.
You must therefore face the fact that in a civilization like ours, where most
of the population lives in cities; where railways, motor cars, posts,
telegraphs, telephones, gramophones and radio have brought city ways and
city culture into the country; and where even the smallest village has its
parish meeting and its communal policeman, the old reasons for making a
few people very rich whilst all the others work hard for a bare subsistence
have passed away. The plan no longer works, even in the Highlands.
Still, there is one reason left for maintaining a class of excessively rich
people at the expense of the rest; and business men consider it the strongest
reason of all. That reason is that it provides capital by giving some people
more money than they can easily spend; so that they can save money
(capital is saved money) without any privation. The argument is that if
income were more equally distributed, we should all have so little that we
should spend all our incomes, and nothing would be saved to make
machinery and build factories and construct railways and dig mines and so
forth. Now it is certainly necessary to high civilization that these savings
should be made; but it would be hard to imagine a more wasteful way of
bringing it about.
To begin with, it is very important that there should be no saving until there
has been sufficient spending: spending comes first. A nation which makes
steam engines before its little children have enough milk to make their legs
strong enough to carry them is making a fool’s choice. Yet this is just what
we do by this plan of making a few rich and the masses poor. Again, even if
we put the steam engine before the milk, our plan gives us no security that
we shall get the steam engine, or, if we get it, that it will be set up in our
country. Just as a great deal of the money that was given to the country
gentlemen of England on the chance of their encouraging art and science
was spent by them on cock-fighting and horse-racing; so a shocking
proportion of the money we give our oligarchs on the chance of their
investing it as capital is spent by them in self-indulgence. Of the very rich it
may be said that they do not begin to save until they can spend no more,
and that they are continually inventing new and expensive extravagances
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outruns their extravagance so far that they must use it as capital or throw it
away, there is nothing to prevent them investing it in South America, in
South Africa, in Russia, or in China, though we cannot get our own slums
cleaned up for want of capital kept in and applied to our own country.
Hundreds of millions of pounds are sent abroad every year in this way; and
we complain of the competition of foreigners whilst we allow our capitalists
to provide them at our expense with the very machinery with which they are
taking our industries from us.
Of course the capitalists plead that we are none the poorer, because the
interest on their capital comes back into this country from the countries in
which they have invested it; and as they invest it abroad only because they
get more interest abroad than at home, they assure us that we are actually
the richer for their export of capital, because it enables them to spend more
at home and thus give British workers more employment. But we have no
guarantee that they will spend it at home: they are as likely to spend it in
Monte Carlo, Madeira, Egypt, or where not? And when they do spend it at
home and give us employment, we have to ask what sort of employment?
When our farms and mills and cloth factories are all ruined by our
importing our food and cloth from abroad instead of making them
ourselves, it is not enough for our capitalists to shew us that instead of the
farms we have the best golf courses in the world; instead of mills and
factories splendid hotels; instead of engineers and shipwrights and bakers
and carpenters and weavers, waiters and chambermaids, valets and ladies’
maids, gamekeepers and butlers and so forth, all better paid and more
elegantly dressed than the productive workers they have replaced. We have
to consider what sort of position we shall be in when our workers are as
incapable of supporting themselves and us as the idle rich themselves.
Suppose the foreign countries stop our supplies either by a revolution
followed by flat repudiation of their capitalistic debts, as in Russia, or by
taxing and supertaxing incomes derived from investments, what will
become of us then? What is becoming of us now as taxation of income
spreads more and more in foreign countries? The English servant may still
be able to boast that England can put a more brilliant polish on a multi-
millionaire’s boots than any foreigner can; but what use will that be to us
when the multi-millionaire is an expropriated or taxed-out pauper with no
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We shall have to go into this question of capital more particularly later on;
but for the purposes of this chapter it is enough to shew that the plan of
depending on oligarchy for our national capital is not only wasteful on the
face of it, but dangerous with a danger that increases with every political
development in the world. The only plea left for it is that there is no other
way of doing it. But that will not hold water for a moment. The Government
can, and to a considerable extent actually does, check personal expenditure
and enforce the use of part of our incomes as capital, far less capriciously
and more efficiently than our oligarchy does. It can nationalize banking, as
we shall see presently. This leaves oligarchy without its sole economic
excuse.

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DISTRIBUTION BY CLASS

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OW for the fifth plan, which is, that though everybody should work,
society should be divided into as many classes as there are different
sorts of work, and that the different classes should receive different
payment for their work: for instance, the dustmen and scavengers and
scullery-maids and charwomen and ragpickers should receive less than the
doctors and clergymen and teachers and opera singers and professional
ladies generally, and that these should receive less than the judges and
prime ministers and kings and queens.
You will tell me that this is just what we have at present. Certainly it
happens so in many cases; but there is no law that people employed in
different sorts of work should be paid more or less than oneanother. We are
accustomed to think that schoolmistresses and clergymen and doctors, being
educated ladies and gentlemen, must be paid more than illiterate persons
who work with their hands for weekly wages; but at the present time an
engine driver, making no pretension to be a gentleman, or to have had a
college education, is paid more than many clergymen and some doctors;
and a schoolmistress or governess is very lucky indeed when she is as well
off as a firstrate cook. Some of our most famous physicians have had to
struggle pitiably against insufficient means until they were forty or fifty;
and many a parson has brought up a family on a stipend of seventy pounds
a year. You must therefore be on your guard against the common mistake of
supposing that we need nowadays pay more for gentility and education than
for bodily strength and natural cunning, or that we always do pay more.
Very learned men often make little money or none; and gentility without
property may prove rather a disadvantage than otherwise to a man who
wants to earn a living. Most of the great fortunes are made in trade or
finance, often by men without any advantages of birth or education. Some
of the great poverties have been those of saints, or of geniuses whose
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You must also get rid of the notion (if you have it: if not, forgive me for
suspecting you of it) that it costs some workers more than others to live.
The same allowance of food that will keep a laborer in health will keep a
king. Many laborers eat and drink much more than the King does; and all of
them wear out their clothes much faster. Our King is not rich as riches go
nowadays. Mr Rockefeller probably regards His Majesty as a poor man,
because Mr Rockefeller not only has much more money, but is under no
obligation to spend it in keeping up a great establishment: that is, spending
it on other people. But if you could find out how much the King and Mr
Rockefeller spend on their own personal needs and satisfaction, you would
find it came to no more than is now spent by any other two persons in
reasonably comfortable circumstances. If you doubled the King’s allowance
he would not eat twice as much, drink twice as much, sleep twice as
soundly, build a new house twice as big as Buckingham Palace, or marry
another queen and set up two families instead of one. The late Mr Carnegie,
when his thousands grew to hundreds of thousands and his hundreds of
thousands to millions, gave his money away in heaps because he already
had everything he cared for that money could buy for himself or his
household.
Then, it may be asked, why do we give some men more than they need and
some less? The answer is that for the most part we do not give it to them:
they get it because we have not arranged what anyone shall get, but have
left it to chance and grab. But in the case of the King and other public
dignitaries we have arranged that they shall have handsome incomes
because we intend that they shall be specially respected and deferred to. Yet
experience shews that authority is not proportionate to income. No person
in Europe is approached with such awe as the Pope; but nobody thinks of
the Pope as a rich man: sometimes his parents and brothers and sisters are
very humble people, and he himself is poorer than his tailor or grocer. The
captain of a liner sits at table every day with scores of people who could
afford to throw his pay into the sea and not miss it; yet his authority is so
absolute that the most insolent passenger dares not treat him disrespectfully.
The village rector may not have a fifth of the income of his farmer
churchwarden. The colonel of a regiment may be the poorest man at the
mess table: everyone of his subalterns may have far more than double his
income; but he is their superior in authority for all that. Money is not the
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Those who exercise personal authority among us are by no means our
richest people. Millionaires in expensive cars obey policemen. In our social
scale noblemen take precedence of country gentlemen, country gentlemen
take precedence of professional men, professional men of traders, wholesale
traders of retail traders, retail traders of skilled workmen, and skilled
workmen of laborers; but if social precedence were according to income all
this would be completely upset; for the tradesmen would take precedence of
everybody; and the Pope and the King would have to touch their hats to
distillers and pork packers.
When we speak of the power of the rich, we are speaking of a very real
thing, because a rich man can discharge anyone in his employment who
displeases him, and can take away his custom from any tradesman who is
disrespectful to him. But the advantage a man gets by his power to ruin
another is a quite different thing from the authority that is necessary to
maintain law and order in society. You may obey the highwayman who puts
a pistol to your head and demands your money or your life. Similarly you
may obey the landlord who orders you to pay more rent or take yourself and
your brats into the street. But that is not obedience to authority: it is
submission to a threat. Real authority has nothing to do with money; and it
is in fact exercised by persons who, from the King to the village constable,
are poorer than many of the people who obey their orders.

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LAISSER-FAIRE

A
ND now, what about leaving things just as they are?
That is just what most people vote for doing. Even when they dont
like what they are accustomed to, they dread change, lest it should
make matters worse. They are what they call Conservative, though it is only
fair to add that no Conservative statesman in his senses ever pretends
(except perhaps occasionally at election times, when nobody ever tells the
truth) that you can conserve things by simply letting them alone.
It seems the easiest plan and the safest; but as a matter of hard fact it is not
only difficult but impossible. When Joshua told the sun to stand still on
Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of Ajalon, for a trifle of twentyfour
hours, he was modest in comparison with those who imagine that the world
will stay put if they take care not to wake it up. And he knew he was asking
for a miracle.
It is not that things as they are are so bad that nobody who knows how bad
they are will agree to leave them as they are; for the reply to that may be
that if they dont like them they must lump them, because there seems to be
no way of changing them. The real difficulty is that things will not stay as
they are, no matter how careful you are not to meddle with them. You might
as well give up dusting your rooms and expect to find them this time next
year just as they are now. You might as well leave the cat asleep on the
hearthrug and assume that you would find her there, and not in the dairy,
when you came back from church.
The truth is that things change much faster and more dangerously when
they are let alone than when they are carefully looked after. Within the last
hundred and fifty years the most astounding changes have taken place in
this very business that we are dealing with (the production and distribution
of the national income) just because what was everybody’s business was
nobody’s business, and it was let run wild. The introduction of machinery
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house like water or gas, and the invention of engines that not only draw
trains along the ground and ships over and under the sea, but carry us and
our goods flying through the air, has increased our power to produce wealth
and get through our work easily and quickly to such an extent that there is
no longer any need for any of us to be poor. A labor-saving house with gas
stoves, electric light, a telephone, a vacuum cleaner, and a wireless set,
gives only a faint notion of a modern factory full of automatic machines. If
we each took our turn and did our bit in peace as we had to do during the
war, all the necessary feeding and clothing and housing and lighting could
be done handsomely by less than half our present day’s work, leaving the
other half free for art and science and learning and playing and roaming and
experimenting and recreation of all sorts.
This is a new state of things: a change that has come upon us when we
thought we were leaving things just as they were. And the consequence of
our not attending to it and guiding and arranging it for the good of the
country is that it has actually left the poor much worse off than they used to
be when there was no machinery at all, and people had to be more careful
of pence than they now are of shillings; whilst the rich have become rich
out of all reason, and the people who should be employed in making bread
for the hungry and clothes for the naked, or building houses for the
homeless, are wasting their labor in providing service and luxuries for idle
rich people who are not in the old sense of the words either gentle or noble,
and whose idleness and frivolity and extravagance set a most corrupting
moral example.
Also it has produced two and a half revolutions in political power, by which
the employers have overthrown the landed gentry, the financiers have
overthrown the employers, and the Trade Unions have half overthrown the
financiers. I shall explain this fully later on; meanwhile, you have seen
enough of its effects in the rise of the Labor Party to take my word for it
that politics will not stand still any more than industry merely because
millions of timid old-fashioned people vote at every election for what they
call Conservatism: that is, for shutting our eyes and opening our mouths.
If King Alfred had been told that the time would come in England when one
idle family would have five big houses and a steam yacht to live in whilst
hard-working people were living six in a room, and half starving at that, he
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in a very wicked nation. Well, we have left God out of the question and
allowed it to happen, not through wickedness, but through letting things
alone and fancying that they would let themselves alone.
Have you noticed, by the way, that we no longer speak of letting things
alone in the old-fashioned way? We speak of letting them slide; and this is a
great advance in good sense; for it shews that we at last see that they slide
instead of staying put; and it implies that letting them slide is a feckless sort
of conduct. So you must rule out once for all the notion of leaving things as
they are in the expectation that they will stay where they are. They wont.
All we can do in that line is to sit idly and wonder what will happen next.
And this is not like sitting on the bank of the stream waiting for the water to
go by. It is like sitting idly in a carriage when the horse is running away.
You can excuse it by saying “What else can I do?”; but your impotence will
not avert a smash. People in that predicament must all think hard of some
way of getting control of the horse, and meanwhile do all they can to keep
the carriage right side up and out of the ditch.
The policy of letting things alone, in the practical sense that the
Government should never interfere with business or go into business itself,
is called Laisser-faire by economists and politicians. It has broken down so
completely in practice that it is now discredited; but it was all the fashion in
politics a hundred years ago, and is still influentially advocated by men of
business and their backers who naturally would like to be allowed to make
money as they please without regard to the interests of the public.

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HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?

W
E seem now to have disposed of all the plans except the Socialist
one. Before grappling with that, may I call your attention to
something that happened in our examination of most of the others.
We were trying to find out a sound plan of distributing money; and every
time we proposed to distribute it according to personal merit or
achievement or dignity or individual quality of any sort the plan reduced
itself to absurdity. When we tried to establish a relation between money and
work we were beaten: it could not be done. When we tried to establish a
relation between money and character we were beaten. When we tried to
establish a relation between money and the dignity that gives authority we
were beaten. And when we gave it up as a bad job and thought of leaving
things as they are we found that they would not stay as they are.
Let us then consider for a moment what any plan must do to be acceptable.
And first, as everybody except the Franciscan Friars and the Poor Clares
will say that no plan will be acceptable unless it abolishes poverty (and
even Franciscan poverty must be voluntary and not compelled) let us study
poverty for a moment.
It is generally agreed that poverty is a very uncomfortable misfortune for
the individual who happens to be poor. But poor people, when they are not
suffering from acute hunger and severe cold, are not more unhappy than
rich people: they are often much happier. You can easily find people who
are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty; but not one of them will
tell you that they are ten times as happy. All the thoughtful ones will assure
you that happiness and unhappiness are constitutional, and have nothing to
do with money. Money can cure hunger: it cannot cure unhappiness. Food
can satisfy the appetite, but not the soul. A famous German Socialist,
Ferdinand Lassalle, said that what beat him in his efforts to stir up the poor
to revolt against poverty was their wantlessness. They were not, of course,
content: nobody is; but they were not discontented enough to take any
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woman to have a large house, plenty of servants, dozens of dresses, a lovely
complexion and beautifully dressed hair. But the rich woman who has these
things often spends a good deal of her time travelling in rough places to get
away from them. To have to spend two or three hours a day washing and
dressing and brushing and combing and changing and being messed about
generally by a lady’s maid is not on the face of it a happier lot than to have
only five minutes to spend on such fatigues, as the soldiers call them.
Servants are so troublesome that many ladies can hardly talk about anything
else when they get together. A drunken man is happier than a sober one: that
is why unhappy people take to drink. There are drugs that will make you
ecstatically happy whilst ruining your body and soul. It is our quality that
matters: take care of that, and our happiness will take care of itself. People
of the right sort are never easy until they get things straight; but they are too
healthy and too much taken up with their occupations to bother about
happiness. Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon
on the Mount: the objection to it is not that it makes people unhappy, but
that it degrades them; and the fact that they can be quite as happy in their
degradation as their betters are in their exaltation makes it worse. When
Shakespear’s king said

Then happy low, lie down:
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown,

he forgot that happiness is no excuse for lowness. The divine spark in us
flashes up against being bribed to submit to degradation by mere happiness,
which a pig or a drunkard can achieve.
Such poverty as we have today in all our great cities degrades the poor, and
infects with its degradation the whole neighborhood in which they live. And
whatever can degrade a neighborhood can degrade a country and a
continent and finally the whole civilized world, which is only a large
neighborhood. Its bad effects cannot be escaped by the rich. When poverty
produces outbreaks of virulent infectious disease, as it always does sooner
or later, the rich catch the disease and see their children die of it. When it
produces crime and violence the rich go in fear of both, and are put to a
good deal of expense to protect their persons and property. When it
produces bad manners and bad language the children of the rich pick them
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get does them more harm than good. If poor and pretty young women find,
as they do, that they can make more money by vice than by honest work,
they will poison the blood of rich young men who, when they marry, will
infect their wives and children, and cause them all sorts of bodily troubles,
sometimes ending in disfigurement and blindness and death, and always
doing them more or less mischief. The old notion that people can “keep
themselves to themselves” and not be touched by what is happening to their
neighbors, or even to the people who live a hundred miles off, is a most
dangerous mistake. The saying that we are members one of another is not a
mere pious formula to be repeated in church without any meaning: it is a
literal truth; for though the rich end of the town can avoid living with the
poor end, it cannot avoid dying with it when the plague comes. People will
be able to keep themselves to themselves as much as they please when they
have made an end of poverty; but until then they will not be able to shut out
the sights and sounds and smells of poverty from their daily walks, nor to
feel sure from day to day that its most violent and fatal evils will not reach
them through their strongest police guards.
Besides, as long as poverty remains possible we shall never be sure that it
will not overtake ourselves. If we dig a pit for others we may fall into it: if
we leave a precipice unfenced our children may fall over it when they are
playing. We see the most innocent and respectable families falling into the
unfenced pit of poverty every day; and how do we know that it will not be
our turn next?
It is perhaps the greatest folly of which a nation can be guilty to attempt to
use poverty as a sort of punishment for offences that it does not send people
to prison for. It is easy to say of a lazy man “Oh, let him be poor: it serves
him right for being lazy: it will teach him a lesson”. In saying so we are
ourselves too lazy to think a little before we lay down the law. We cannot
afford to have poor people anyhow, whether they be lazy or busy, drunken
or sober, virtuous or vicious, thrifty or careless, wise or foolish. If they
deserve to suffer let them be made to suffer in some other way; for mere
poverty will not hurt them half as much as it will hurt their innocent
neighbors. It is a public nuisance as well as a private misfortune. Its
toleration is a national crime.
We must therefore take it as an indispensable condition of a sound
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or him from poverty. This is not altogether new. Ever since the days of
Queen Elizabeth it has been the law of England that nobody must be
abandoned to destitution. If anyone, however undeserving, applies for relief
to the Guardians of the Poor as a destitute person, the Guardians must feed
and clothe and house that person. They may do it reluctantly and unkindly;
they may attach to the relief the most unpleasant and degrading conditions
they can think of; they may set the pauper to hateful useless work if he is
able-bodied, and have him sent to prison if he refuses to do it; the shelter
they give him may be that of a horrible general workhouse in which the old
and the young, the sound and the diseased, the innocent girl and lad and the
hardened prostitute and tramp are herded together promiscuously to
contaminate one another; they can attach a social stigma to the relief by
taking away the pauper’s vote (if he has one), and making him incapable of
filling certain public offices or being elected to certain public authorities;
they may, in short, drive the deserving and respectable poor to endure any
extremity rather than ask for relief; but they must relieve the destitute willy
nilly if they do ask for it. To that extent the law of England is at its root a
Communistic law. All the harshnesses and wickednesses with which it is
carried out are gross mistakes, because instead of saving the country from
the degradation of poverty they actually make poverty more degrading than
it need be; but still, the principle is there. Queen Elizabeth said that nobody
must die of starvation and exposure. We, after the terrible experience we
have had of the effects of poverty on the whole nation, rich or poor, must go
further and say that nobody must be poor. As we divide-up our wealth day
by day the first charge on it must be enough for everybody to be fairly
respectable and well-to-do. If they do anything or leave anything undone
that gives ground for saying that they do not deserve it, let them be
restrained from doing it or compelled to do it in whatever way we restrain
or compel evildoers of any other sort; but do not let them, as poor people,
make everyone else suffer for their shortcomings.
Granted that people should not on any account be allowed to be poor, we
have still to consider whether they should be allowed to be rich. When
poverty is gone, shall we tolerate luxury and extravagance? This is a poser,
because it is much easier to say what poverty is than what luxury is. When a
woman is hungry, or ragged, or has not at least one properly furnished room
all to herself to sleep in, then she is clearly suffering from poverty. When
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average age of death for fully grown persons in it falls far short of the
scriptural threescore-and-ten; when the average weight of the children who
survive is below that reached by well-fed and well-cared-for children, then
you can say confidently that the people in that district are suffering from
poverty. But suffering from riches is not so easily measured. That rich
people do suffer a great deal is plain enough to anyone who has an intimate
knowledge of their lives. They are so unhealthy that they are always
running after cures and surgical operations of one sort or another. When
they are not really ill they imagine they are. They are worried by their
property, by their servants, by their poor relations, by their investments, by
the need for keeping up their social position, and, when they have several
children, by the impossibility of leaving these children enough to enable
them to live as they have been brought up to live; for we must not forget
that if a married couple with fifty thousand a year have five children, they
can leave only ten thousand a year to each after bringing them up to live at
the rate of fifty thousand, and launching them into the sort of society that
lives at that rate, the result being that unless these children can make rich
marriages they live beyond their incomes (not knowing how to live more
cheaply) and are presently head over ears in debt. They hand on their costly
habits and rich friends and debts to their children with very little else; so
that the trouble becomes worse and worse from generation to generation;
and this is how we meet everywhere with ladies and gentlemen who have
no means of keeping up their position, and are therefore much more
miserable than the common poor.
Perhaps you know some well-off families who do not seem to suffer from
their riches. They do not overeat themselves; they find occupations to keep
themselves in health; they do not worry about their position; they put their
money into safe investments and are content with a low rate of interest; and
they bring up their children to live simply and do useful work. But this
means that they do not live like rich people at all, and might therefore just
as well have ordinary incomes. The general run of rich people do not know
what to do with themselves; and the end of it is that they have to join a
round of social duties and pleasures mostly manufactured by West End
shopkeepers, and so tedious that at the end of a fashionable season the rich
are more worn out than their servants and tradesmen. They may have no
taste for sport; but they are forced by their social position to go to the great
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they have to go to the Opera and to the fashionable concerts. They may not
dress as they please nor do what they please. Because they are rich they
must do what all the other rich people are doing, there being nothing else
for them to do except work, which would immediately reduce them to the
condition of ordinary people. So, as they cannot do what they like, they
must contrive to like what they do, and imagine that they are having a
splendid time of it when they are in fact being bored by their amusements,
humbugged by their doctors, pillaged by their tradesmen, and forced to
console themselves unamiably for being snubbed by richer people by
snubbing poorer people.
To escape this boredom, the able and energetic spirits go into Parliament or
into the diplomatic service or into the army, or manage and develop their
estates and investments instead of leaving them to solicitors and
stockbrokers and agents, or explore unknown countries with great hardship
and risk to themselves, with the result that their lives are not different from
the lives of the people who have to do these things for a living. Thus riches
are thrown away on them; and if it were not for the continual dread of
falling into poverty which haunts us all at present they would refuse to be
bothered with much property. The only people who get any special
satisfaction out of being richer than others are those who enjoy being idle,
and like to fancy that they are better than their neighbors and be treated as if
they were. But no country can afford to pamper snobbery. Laziness and
vanity are not virtues to be encouraged: they are vices to be suppressed.
Besides, the desire to be idle and lazy and able to order poor people about
could not be satisfied, even if it were right to satisfy it, if there were no poor
people to order about. What we should have would be, not poor people and
rich people, but simply people with enough and people with more than
enough. And that brings up at last the knotty question, what is enough?
In Shakespear’s famous play, King Lear and his daughters have an
argument about this. His idea of enough is having a hundred knights to wait
on him. His eldest daughter thinks that fifty would be enough. Her sister
does not see what he wants with any knights at all when her servants can do
all he needs for him. Lear retorts that if she cuts life down to what cannot be
done without, she had better throw away her fine clothes, as she would be
warmer in a blanket. And to this she has no answer. Nobody can say what is
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enough for one lady leaves another very discontented. When once you get
above the poverty line there is no reason why you should stop there. With
modern machinery we can produce much more than enough to feed, clothe,
and house us decently. There is no end to the number of new things we can
get into the habit of using, or to the improvements we can make in the
things we already use. Our grandmothers managed to get on without gas
cookers, electric light, motor cars, and telephones; but today these things
are no longer curiosities and luxuries: they are matter-of-course necessities;
and nobody who cannot afford them is considered well-off.
In the same way the standard of education and culture has risen. Nowadays
a parlormaid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the
throne would be classed as mentally defective. As Queen Victoria managed
to get on very well in spite of her ignorance it cannot be said that the
knowledge in which the parlormaid has the advantage of her is a necessity
of civilized life any more than a telephone is; but civilized life and highly
civilized life are different: what is enough for one is not enough for the
other. Take a half-civilized girl into a house; and though she may be
stronger and more willing and goodnatured than many highly civilized girls
are, she will smash everything that will not stand the roughest handling. She
will be unable to take or send written messages; and as to understanding or
using such civilized contrivances as watches, baths, sewing machines, and
electric heaters and sweepers, you will be fortunate if you can induce her to
turn off a tap instead of leaving the water running. And your civilized maid
who can be trusted with all these things would be like a bull in a china shop
if she were let loose in the laboratories where highly trained scientific
workers use machines and instruments of such delicacy that their
movements are as invisible as that of the hour hands of our clocks, handling
and controlling poisons and explosives of the most dangerous kind; or in
the operating rooms where surgeons have to do things in which a slip of the
hand might prove fatal. If every housemaid had the delicacy of touch, the
knowledge, and the patience that are needed in the laboratories and
operating theatres (where they are unfortunately not always forthcoming),
the most wonderful changes could be made in our housekeeping: we could
not only have the present work done much more quickly, perfectly, and
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Now it costs more to educate and train a laboratory worker than a
housemaid, and more to train a housemaid than to catch a savage. What is
enough in one case is not enough in another. Therefore to ask baldly how
much is enough to live on is to ask an unanswerable question. It all depends
on what sort of life you propose to live. What is enough for the life of a
tramp is not enough for a highly civilized life, with its personal refinements
and its atmosphere of music, art, literature, religion, science, and
philosophy. Of these things we can never have enough: there is always
something new to be discovered and something old to be bettered. In short,
there is no such thing as enough civilization, though there may be enough
of any particular thing like bread or boots at any particular moment. If
being poor means wanting something more and something better than we
have—and it is hard to say what else feeling poor means—then we shall
always feel poor no matter how much money we have, because, though we
may have enough of this thing or of that thing, we shall never have enough
of everything. Consequently if it be proposed to give some people enough,
and others more than enough, the scheme will break down; for all the
money will be used up before anybody will be content. Nobody will stop
asking for more for the sake of setting up and maintaining a fancy class of
pampered persons who, after all, will be even more discontented than their
poorer neighbors.
The only way out of this difficulty is to give everybody the same, which is
the Socialist solution of the distribution problem. But you may tell me that
you are prepared to swallow this difficulty rather than swallow Socialism.
Most of us begin like that. What converts us is the discovery of the terrible
array of evils around us and dangers in front of us which we dare not
ignore. You may be unable to see any beauty in equality of income. But the
least idealistic woman can see the disasters of inequality when the evils
with which she is herself in daily conflict are traced to it; and I am now
going to shew you the connexion.

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WHAT WE SHOULD BUY FIRST

T
O test the effects of our unequal division of the nation’s income on
our national institutions and on the life and prosperity of the whole
people we must view the industry of the country, and see how it is
affected by inequality of income. We must view one by one the institution
of marriage, the working of the courts of justice, the honesty of our Houses
of Parliament, the spiritual independence of the Church, the usefulness of
our schools, and the quality of our newspapers, and consider how each of
them is dependent on the way in which money is distributed.
Beginning with industry, we are at once plunged into what we call political
economy, to distinguish it from the domestic economy with which we are
all only too familiar. Men find political economy a dry and difficult subject:
they shirk it as they shirk housekeeping; yet it means nothing more abstruse
than the art of managing a country as a housekeeper manages a house. If the
men shirk it the women must tackle it. The nation has a certain income to
manage on just as a housekeeper has; and the problem is how to spend that
income to the greatest general advantage.
Now the first thing a housekeeper has to settle is what things are wanted
most, and what things can be done without at a pinch. This means that the
housekeeper must settle the order in which things are desirable. For
example, if, when there is not enough food in the house, she goes out and
spends all her money on a bottle of scent and an imitation pearl necklace,
she will be called a vain and silly woman and a bad mother. But a
stateswoman would call her simply a bad economist: one who does not
know what should come first when money has to be spent. No woman is fit
to have charge of a household who has not sense and self-control enough to
see that food and clothing and housing and firing come first, and that bottles
of scent and pearl necklaces, imitation or real, come a long way afterwards.
Even in the jeweller’s shop a wrist watch comes before a necklace as being
more useful. I am not saying that pretty things are not useful: they are very
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Bible may be a very proper present to give to a child; but to give a starving
child a Bible instead of a piece of bread and a cup of milk would be the act
of a lunatic. A woman’s mind is more wonderful than her flesh; but if her
flesh is not fed her mind will perish, whereas if you feed her flesh her mind
will take care of itself and of her flesh as well. Food comes first.
Think of the whole country as a big household, and the whole nation as a
big family, which is what they really are. What do we see? Half-fed, badly
clothed, abominably housed children all over the place; and the money that
should go to feed and clothe and house them properly being spent in
millions on bottles of scent, pearl necklaces, pet dogs, racing motor cars,
January strawberries that taste like corks, and all sorts of extravagances.
One sister of the national family has a single pair of leaking boots that keep
her sniffing all through the winter, and no handkerchief to wipe her nose
with. Another has forty pairs of high-heeled shoes and dozens of
handkerchiefs. A little brother is trying to grow up on a penn’orth of food a
day, and is breaking his mother’s heart and wearing out her patience by
asking continually for more, whilst a big brother, spending five or six
pounds on his dinner at a fashionable hotel, followed by supper at a night
club, is in the doctor’s hands because he is eating and drinking too much.
Now this is shockingly bad political economy. When thoughtless people are
asked to explain it they say “Oh, the woman with the forty shoes and the
man drinking at the night club got their money from their father who made
a fortune by speculating in rubber; and the girl with the broken boots, and
the troublesome boy whose mother has just clouted his head, are only
riffraff from the slums”. That is true; but it does not alter the fact that the
nation that spends money on champagne before it has provided enough milk
for its babies, or gives dainty meals to Sealyham terriers and Alsatian wolf-
hounds and Pekingese dogs whilst the infant mortality rate shews that its
children are dying by thousands from insufficient nourishment, is a badly
managed, silly, vain, stupid, ignorant nation, and will go to the bad in the
long run no matter how hard it tries to conceal its real condition from itself
by counting the pearl necklaces and Pekingese dogs as wealth, and thinking
itself three times as rich as before when all the pet dogs have litters of six
puppies a couple. The only way in which a nation can make itself wealthy
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in the order of their importance, and allowing no money to be wasted on
whims and luxuries until necessities have been thoroughly served.
But it is no use blaming the owners of the dogs. All these mischievous
absurdities exist, not because any sane person ever wanted them to exist,
but because they must occur whenever some families are very much richer
than others. The rich man, who, as husband and father, drags the woman
with him, begins as every one else begins, by buying food, clothing, and a
roof to shelter them. The poor man does the same. But when the poor man
has spent all he can afford on these necessaries, he is still short of them: his
food is insufficient; his clothes are old and dirty; his lodging is a single
room or part of one, and unwholesome even at that. But when the rich man
has fed himself, and dressed himself, and housed himself as sumptuously as
possible, he has still plenty of money left to indulge his tastes and fancies
and make a show in the world. Whilst the poor man says “I want more
bread, more clothes, and a better house for my family; but I cannot pay for
them”, the rich man says “I want a fleet of motor cars, a yacht, diamonds
and pearls for my wife and daughters, and a shooting-box in Scotland.
Money is no object: I can pay and overpay for them ten times over”.
Naturally men of business set to work at once to have the cars and the yacht
made, the diamonds dug out in Africa, the pearls fished for, and the
shooting lodge built, paying no attention to the poor man with his crying
needs and empty pockets.
To put the same thing in another way, the poor man needs to have labor
employed in making the things he is short of: that is, in baking, weaving,
tailoring, and plain building; but he cannot pay the master bakers and
weavers enough to enable them to pay the wages of such labor. The rich
man meanwhile is offering money enough to provide good wages for all the
work required to please him. All the people who take his money may be
working hard; but their work is pampering people who have too much
instead of feeding people who have too little; therefore it is misapplied and
wasted, keeping the country poor and even making it poorer for the sake of
keeping a few people rich.
It is no excuse for such a state of things that the rich give employment.
There is no merit in giving employment: a murderer gives employment to
the hangman; and a motorist who runs over a child gives employment to an
ambulance porter, a doctor, an undertaker, a clergyman, a mourning-

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dressmaker, a hearse driver, a gravedigger: in short, to so many worthy
people that when he ends by killing himself it seems ungrateful not to erect
a statue to him as a public benefactor. The money with which the rich give
the wrong sort of employment would give the right sort of employment if it
were equally distributed; for then there would be no money offered for
motor cars and diamonds until everyone was fed, clothed, and lodged, nor
any wages offered to men and women to leave useful employments and
become servants to idlers. There would be less ostentation, less idleness,
less wastefulness, less uselessness; but there would be more food, more
clothing, better houses, more security, more health, more virtue: in a word,
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16
EUGENICS

T
HE question has been asked, would the masses be any better for
having more money? One’s first impulse on hearing such a silly
question is to take the lady who asks it by the shoulders and give her
a violent shaking. If a fully fed, presentably clothed, decently housed, fairly
literate and cultivated and gently mannered family is not better than a half-
starved, ragged, frowsy, overcrowded one, there is no meaning in words.
Still, let us not lose our tempers. A well-fed, clean, decently lodged woman
is better than one trying to live on tea and rashers in dirty clothes in a
verminous garret. But so is a well-fed clean sow better than a hungry dirty
one. She is a sow all the same; and you cannot make a silk purse out of her
ear. If the common women of the future were to be no better than our rich
ladies today, even at their best, the improvement would leave us deeply
dissatisfied. And that dissatisfaction would be a divine dissatisfaction. Let
us consider, then, what effect equality of income would have on the quality
of our people as human beings.
There are some who say that if you want better people you must breed them
as carefully as you breed thoroughbred horses and pedigree boars. No doubt
you must; but there are two difficulties. First, you cannot very well mate
men and women as you mate bulls and cows, stallions and mares, boars and
sows, without giving them any choice in the matter. Second, even if you
could, you would not know how to do it, because you would not know what
sort of human being you wanted to breed. In the case of a horse or a pig the
matter is very simple: you want either a very fast horse for racing or a very
strong horse for drawing loads; and in the case of the pig you want simply
plenty of bacon. And yet, simple as that is, any breeder of these animals will
tell you that he has a great many failures no matter how careful he is.
The moment you ask yourself what sort of child you want, beyond
preferring a boy or a girl, you have to confess that you do not know. At best
you can mention a few sorts that you dont want: for instance, you dont want
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even these you do not know how to avoid as there is often nothing visibly
wrong with the parents of such unfortunates. When you turn from what you
dont want to what you do want you may say that you want good children;
but a good child means only a child that gives its parents no trouble; and
some very useful men and women have been very troublesome children.
Energetic, imaginative, enterprising, brave children are never out of
mischief from their parents’ point of view. And grown-up geniuses are
seldom liked until they are dead. Considering that we poisoned Socrates,
crucified Christ, and burnt Joan of Arc amid popular applause, because,
after a trial by responsible lawyers and Churchmen, we decided that they
were too wicked to be allowed to live, we can hardly set up to be judges of
goodness or to have any sincere liking for it.
Even if we were willing to trust any political authority to select our
husbands and wives for us with a view to improving the race, the officials
would be hopelessly puzzled as to how to select. They might begin with
some rough idea of preventing the marriage of persons with any taint of
consumption or madness or syphilis or addiction to drugs or drink in their
families; but that would end in nobody being married at all, as there is
practically no family quite free from such taints. As to moral excellence,
what model would they take as desirable? St Francis, George Fox, William
Penn, John Wesley, and George Washington? or Alexander, Caesar,
Napoleon, and Bismarck? It takes all sorts to make a world; and the notion
of a Government department trying to make out how many different types
were necessary, and how many persons of each type, and proceeding to
breed them by appropriate marriages, is amusing but not practicable. There
is nothing for it but to let people choose their mates for themselves, and
trust to Nature to produce a good result.
“Just as we do at present, in fact,” some will say. But that is just what we do
not do at present. How much choice has anyone among us when the time
comes to choose a mate? Nature may point out a woman’s mate to her by
making her fall in love at first sight with the man who would be the best
mate for her; but unless that man happens to have about the same income as
her father, he is out of her class and out of her reach, whether above her or
below her. She finds she must marry, not the man she likes, but the man she
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The man is in the same predicament. We all know by instinct that it is
unnatural to marry for money or social position instead of for love; yet we
have arranged matters so that we must all marry more or less for money or
social position or both. It is easy to say to Miss Smith or Miss Jones
“Follow the promptings of your heart, my dear; and marry the dustman or
marry the duke, whichever you prefer”. But she cannot marry the dustman;
and the duke cannot marry her; because they and their relatives have not the
same manners and habits; and people with different manners and habits
cannot live together. And it is difference of income that makes difference of
manners and habits. Miss Smith and Miss Jones have finally to make up
their minds to like what they can get, because they can very seldom get
what they like; and it is safe to say that in the great majority of marriages at
present Nature has very little part in the choice compared to circumstances.
Unsuitable marriages, unhappy homes, ugly children are terribly common;
because the young woman who ought to have all the unmarried young men
in the country open to her choice, with dozens of other strings to her bow in
the event of her first choice not feeling a reciprocal attraction, finds that in
fact she has to choose between two or three in her own class, and has to
allow herself to be much petted and tempted by physical endearments, or
made desperate by neglect, before she can persuade herself that she really
loves the one she dislikes least.
Under such circumstances we shall never get a well-bred race; and it is all
the fault of inequality of income. If every family were brought up at the
same cost, we should all have the same habits, manners, culture, and
refinement; and the dustman’s daughter could marry the duke’s son as
easily as a stockbroker’s son now marries a bank manager’s daughter.
Nobody would marry for money, because there would be no money to be
gained or lost by marriage. No woman would have to turn her back on a
man she loved because he was poor, or be herself passed by for the same
reason. All the disappointments would be natural and inevitable
disappointments; and there would be plenty of alternatives and
consolations. If the race did not improve under these circumstances, it must
be unimprovable. And even if it be so, the gain in happiness by getting rid
of the heartbreak that now makes the world, and especially its women, so
miserable, would make the equalization of income worth while even if all
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THE COURTS OF LAW

W
HEN we come to the courts of law the hopeless incompatibility of
inequality of income with justice is so plain that you must have
been struck by it if you ever notice such things. The very first
condition of legal justice is that it shall be no respecter of persons; that it
shall hold the balance impartially between the laborer’s wife and the
millionairess; and that no person shall be deprived of life or liberty except
by the verdict of a jury of her peers, meaning her equals. Now no laborer is
ever tried by a jury of his peers: he is tried by a jury of ratepayers who have
a very strong class prejudice against him because they have larger incomes,
and consider themselves better men on that account. Even a rich man tried
by a common jury has to reckon with their envy as well as their
subservience to wealth. Thus it is a common saying with us that there is one
law for the rich and another for the poor. This is not strictly true: the law is
the same for everybody: it is the incomes that need changing. The civil law
by which contracts are enforced, and redress given for slanders and injuries
that are not dealt with by the police, requires so much legal knowledge and
artistic eloquence to set it in motion that an ordinary woman with no legal
knowledge or eloquence can get the benefit of it only by employing lawyers
whom she has to pay very highly, which means, of course, that the rich
woman can afford to go to law and the poor woman cannot. The rich
woman can terrorize the poor woman by threatening to go to law with her if
her demands are not complied with. She can disregard the poor woman’s
rights, and tell her that if she is dissatisfied she can take her complaint into
court, knowing very well that her victim’s poverty and ignorance will
prevent her from obtaining proper legal advice and protection. When a rich
woman takes a fancy to a poor woman’s husband, and persuades him to
abandon her, she can practically buy him by starving the abandoned wife
into divorcing him for a sufficient allowance. In America, where the wife
can sue for damages, the price of the divorce is higher: that is all. When the
abandoned wife cannot be starved into the divorce court she can stand out
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abandoned husband can sell out likewise. Men and women now trap one
another into marriage with this object to such an extent that in some States
the word alimony has come to mean simply blackmail. Mind: I am not
disparaging either divorce or alimony. What is wrong is that any woman
should by mere superiority of income be able to make another woman’s
husband much more comfortable than his wife can, or that any man should
be able to offer another man’s wife luxuries that her husband cannot afford:
in short, that money should have any weight whatever either in contracting
or dissolving a marriage.
The criminal law, though we read murder trials and the like so eagerly, is
less important than the civil law, because only a few exceptional people
commit crimes, whilst we all marry and make civil contracts. Besides, the
police set the criminal law in motion without charging the injured party
anything. Nevertheless, rich prisoners are favored by being able to spend
large sums in engaging famous barristers to plead for them, hunting up
evidence all over the country or indeed over the world, bribing or
intimidating witnesses, and exhausting every possible form of appeal and
method of delay. We are fond of pointing to American cases of rich men at
large who would have been hanged or electrocuted if they had been poor.
But who knows how many poor people are in prison in England who might
have been acquitted if they could have spent a few hundred pounds on their
defence?
The laws themselves are contaminated at their very source by being made
by rich men. Nominally all adult men and women are eligible to sit in
Parliament and make laws if they can persuade enough people to vote for
them. Something has been done of late years to make it possible for poor
persons to avail themselves of this right. Members of Parliament now
receive salaries; and certain election expenses formerly borne by the
candidate are now public charges. But the candidate must put down £150 to
start with; and it still costs from five hundred to a thousand pounds to
contest a parliamentary election. Even when the candidate is successful, the
salary of four hundred a year, which carries with it no pension and no
prospects when the seat is lost (as it may be at the next election) is not
sufficient for the sort of life in London a member of Parliament is obliged to
lead. This gives the rich such an advantage that though the poor are in a
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Parliament; and most of the time of Parliament is taken up, not by
discussing what is best for the nation, and passing laws accordingly, but by
the class struggle set up by the rich majority trying to maintain and extend
its privileges against the poor minority trying to curtail or abolish them.
That is, in pure waste of it.
By far the most unjust and mischievous privilege claimed by the rich is the
privilege to be idle with complete legal impunity; and unfortunately they
have established this privilege so firmly that we take it as a matter of
course, and even venerate it as the mark of a real lady or gentleman,
without ever considering that a person who consumes goods or accepts
services without producing equivalent goods or performing equivalent
services in return inflicts on the country precisely the same injury as a thief
does: in fact, that is what theft means. We do not dream of allowing people
to murder, kidnap, break into houses, sink, burn, and destroy at sea or on
land, or claim exemption from military service, merely because they have
inherited a landed estate or a thousand a year from some industrious
ancestor; yet we tolerate idling, which does more harm in one year than all
the legally punishable crimes in the world in ten. The rich, through their
majority in Parliament, punish with ruthless severity such forms of theft as
burglary, forgery, embezzlement, pocket-picking, larceny, and highway
robbery, whilst they exempt rich idling, and even hold it up as a highly
honorable way of life, thereby teaching our children that working for a
livelihood is inferior, derogatory, and disgraceful. To live like a drone on
the labor and service of others is to be a lady or a gentleman: to enrich the
country by labor and service is to be base, lowly, vulgar, contemptible, fed
and clothed and lodged on the assumption that anything is good enough for
hewers of wood and drawers of water. This is nothing else than an attempt
to turn the order of Nature upside down, and to take “Evil: be thou my
good” as the national motto. If we persist in it, it must finally bring upon us
another of those wrecks of civilization in which all the great empires in the
past have crashed. Yet nothing can prevent this happening where income is
unequally distributed, because the laws will inevitably be made by the rich;
and the law that all must work, which should come before every other law,
is a law that the rich never make.

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THE IDLE RICH

D
O not let yourself be put out at this point by the fact that people with
large unearned incomes are by no means always loafing or lolling.
The energetic ones often overexert themselves, and have to take
“rest cures” to recover. Those who try to make life one long holiday find
that they need a holiday from that too. Idling is so unnatural and boresome
that the world of the idle rich, as they are called, is a world of ceaseless
activities of the most fatiguing kind. You may find on old bookshelves a
forgotten nineteenth century book in which a Victorian lady of fashion
defended herself against the charge of idleness by describing her daily
routine of fashion both as hostess and visitor in London. I would cheerfully
sweep a crossing rather than be condemned to it. In the country, sport is so
elaborately organized that every month in the year has its special variety:
the necessary fishes and birds and animals are so carefully bred and
preserved for the purpose that there is always something to be killed. Risks
and exposures and athletic feats of which the poor in towns know nothing
are matters of course in the country house, where broken collar bones are
hardly exceptional enough to be classed as accidents. If sports fail there are
always games: ski-ing and tobogganing, polo, tennis, skating on artificial
ice, and so forth, involving much more exhausting physical exercise than
many poor women would care to face. A young lady, after a day of such
exercise, will, between dinner and bedtime, dance a longer distance than the
postman walks. In fact the only people who are disgustingly idle are the
children of those who have just become rich, the new rich as they are
called. As these unfortunate fortunates have had neither the athletic training
nor the social discipline of the old rich, with whom what we call high life is
a skilled art needing a stern apprenticeship, they do not know what to do
with themselves; and their resourceless loafing and consumption of
chocolate creams, cigarets, cocktails, and the sillier sort of novels and
illustrated papers whilst they drift about in motor cars from one big hotel to
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poverty or go to school with the class they can now afford to belong to, and
acquire its accomplishments, its discipline, and its manners.
But beside this Spartan routine invented to employ people who have not to
work for their living, and which, you will notice, is a survival of the old
tribal order in which the braves hunted and fought whilst the squaws did the
domestic work, there is the necessary public work which must be done by a
governing class if it is to keep all political power in its own hands. By not
paying for this work, or paying so little for it that nobody without an
unearned income can afford to undertake it, and by attaching to the upper
division of the civil service examination tests that only expensively
educated persons can pass, this work is kept in the hands of the rich. That is
the explanation of the otherwise unaccountable way in which the
proprietary class has opposed every attempt to attach sufficient salaries to
parliamentary work to make those who do it self-supporting, although the
proprietors themselves were the holders of the main parliamentary posts.
Though they officered the army, they did everything they could to make it
impossible for an officer to live on his pay. Though they contested every
parliamentary seat, they opposed the public payment of members of
Parliament and their election expenses. Though they regarded the
diplomatic service as a preserve for their younger sons, they attached to it
the condition that no youth should be eligible for it without a private
income of four hundred a year. They fought, and still fight, against making
government a self-supporting occupation, because the effect would be to
throw it open to the unpropertied, and destroy their own monopoly of it.
But as the work of government must be done, they must do it themselves if
they will not let other people do it. Consequently you find rich men
working in Parliament, in diplomacy, in the army, in the magistracy, and on
local public bodies, to say nothing of the management of their own estates.
Men so working cannot accurately be called the idle rich. Unfortunately
they do all this governing work with a bias in favour of the privilege of their
class to be idle. From the point of view of the public good, it would be far
better if they amused themselves like most of their class, and left the work
of governing to be done by well-paid officials and ministers whose interests
were those of the nation as a whole.
The stamina of the women of the idle class was formerly maintained by
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them resort to contraception (called birth control) not to regulate the
number of their children and the time of their birth, but to avoid bearing any
children at all. Hotel life, or life in service flats, or the delegation of
household management to professional ladies who are practically private
hotel managers, is more and more substituted for old-fashioned domestic
housekeeping. If this were an ordinary division of labor to enable a woman
to devote herself entirely to a professional career of some sort, it would be
defensible; for many women, as you must often have noticed, have no
aptitude for domestic work, and are as much out of place in the kitchen and
nursery as all men are conventionally supposed to be; but when you have
women with unearned and excessive incomes its possibility involves an
equal possibility of complete uselessness and self-indulgence, of which
many rich women, knowing no better, take the fullest advantage.
There are always a few cases in which exceptional men and women with
sufficient unearned income to maintain them handsomely without a stroke
of work are found working harder than most of those who have to do it for a
living, and spending most of their money on attempts to better the world.
Florence Nightingale organized the hospital work of the Crimean war,
including the knocking of some sense into the heads of the army medical
staff, and much disgusting and dangerous drudgery in the wards, when she
had the means to live comfortably at home doing nothing. John Ruskin
published accounts of how he had spent his comfortable income and what
work he had done, to shew that he, at least, was an honest worker and a
faithful administrator of the part of the national income that had fallen to his
lot. This was so little understood that people concluded that he must have
gone out of his mind; and as he afterwards did, like Dean Swift, succumb to
the melancholia and exasperation induced by the wickedness and stupidity
of capitalistic civilization, they joyfully persuaded themselves that they had
been quite right about him.
But when every possible qualification of the words Idle Rich has been
made, and it is fully understood that idle does not mean doing nothing
(which is impossible), but doing nothing useful, and continually consuming
without producing, the term applies to the class, numbering at the extreme
outside one-tenth of the population, to maintain whom in their idleness the
other nine-tenths are kept in a condition of slavery so complete that their
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order without imposing on their masters any of those obligations which
make slaves so expensive to their owners. What is more, any attempt on the
part of a rich woman to do a stroke of ordinary work for the sake of her
health would be bitterly resented by the poor because, from their point of
view, she would be a rich woman meanly doing a poor woman out of a job.
And now comes the crowning irony of it all, which many intelligent women
to whom irony means nothing will prefer to call the judgment of God.
When we have conferred on these people the coveted privilege of having
plenty of money and nothing to do (our idiotic receipt for perfect happiness
and perfect freedom) we find that we have made them so wretched and
unhealthy that instead of doing nothing they are always doing something
“to keep themselves fit” for doing nothing; and instead of doing what they
like, they bind themselves to a laborious routine of what they call society
and pleasure which you could not impose on a parlormaid without receiving
notice instantly, or on a Trappist without driving him to turn atheist to
escape from it. Only one part of it, the Red Indian part, the frank return to
primitive life, the hunting and shooting and country life, is bearable; and
one has to be by nature half a savage to enjoy that continually. So much for
the exertions of the idle rich!

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CHURCH, SCHOOL, AND PRESS

J
UST as Parliament and the Courts are captured by the rich, so is the
Church. The average parson does not teach honesty and equality in the
village school: he teaches deference to the merely rich, and calls that
loyalty and religion. He is the ally of the squire, who, as magistrate,
administers the laws made in the interests of the rich by the parliament of
rich men, and calls that justice. The villagers, having no experience of any
other sort of religion or law, soon lose all respect for both, and become
merely cynical. They may touch their hats and curtsey respectfully; but they
whisper to oneanother that the squire, no matter how kind his wife may be
at Christmas by way of ransom, is a despoiler and oppressor of the poor,
and the parson a hypocrite. In revolutions, it is the respectful peasants who
burn the country houses and parsonages, and rush to the cathedrals to
deface the statues, shatter the stained windows, and wreck the organ.
By the way, you may know parsons who are not like that. At least I do.
There are always men and women who will stand out against injustice, no
matter how prosperous and well-spoken-of it may be. But the result is that
they are ill-spoken-of themselves in the most influential quarters. Our
society must be judged, not by its few rebels, but by its millions of obedient
subjects.
The same corruption reaches the children in all our schools. Schoolmasters
who teach their pupils such vital elementary truths about their duty to their
country as that they should despise and pursue as criminals all able-bodied
adults who do not by personal service pull their weight in the social boat,
are dismissed from their employment, and sometimes prosecuted for
sedition. And from this elementary morality up to the most abstruse and
philosophic teaching in the universities, the same corruption extends.
Science becomes a propaganda of quack cures, manufactured by companies
in which the rich hold shares, for the diseases of the poor who need only
better food and sanitary houses, and of the rich who need only useful
occupation, to keep them both in health. Political economy becomes an

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impudent demonstration that the wages of the poor cannot be raised; that
without the idle rich we should perish for lack of capital and employment;
and that if the poor would take care to have fewer children everything
would be for the best in the worst of all possible worlds.
Thus the poor are kept poor by their ignorance; and those whose parents are
too well-off to make it possible to keep them ignorant, and who receive
what is called a complete education, are taught so many flat lies that their
false knowledge is more dangerous than the untutored natural wit of
savages. We all blame the ex-Kaiser for banishing from the German schools
and universities all teachers who did not teach that history, science, and
religion all prove that the rule of the house of Hohenzollern: that is, of his
own rich family, is the highest form of government possible to mankind; but
we do the same thing ourselves, except that the worship of rich idleness in
general is substituted for the worship of the Hohenzollern family in
particular, though the Hohenzollerns have family traditions (including the
learning of a common craft by every man of them) which make them much
more responsible than any Tom or Dick who may happen to have made a
huge fortune in business.
As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read, the
corruption of the schools would not matter so much if the Press were free.
But the Press is not free. As it costs at least quarter of a million of money to
establish a daily newspaper in London, the newspapers are owned by rich
men. And they depend on the advertisements of other rich men. Editors and
journalists who express opinions in print that are opposed to the interests of
the rich are dismissed and replaced by subservient ones. The newspapers
therefore must continue the work begun by the schools and colleges; so that
only the strongest and most independent and original minds can escape
from the mass of false doctrine that is impressed on them by the combined
and incessant suggestion and persuasion of Parliament, the law-courts, the
Church, the schools, and the Press. We are all brought up wrongheaded to
keep us willing slaves instead of rebellious ones.
What makes this so hard to discover and to believe is that the false teaching
is mixed up with a great deal of truth, because up to a certain point the
interests of the rich are the same as the interests of everybody else. It is only
where their interests differ from those of their neighbors that the deception
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consequently the law on railway accidents, the sermons about railway
accidents, the school teaching about railway accidents, and the newspaper
articles about them are all quite honestly directed to the purpose of
preventing railway accidents. But when anyone suggests that there would
be fewer railway accidents if the railwaymen worked fewer hours and had
better wages, or that in the division of the railway fares between the
shareholders and the workers the shareholders should get less and the
workers more, or that railway travelling would be safer if the railways were
in the hands of the nation like the posts and the telegraphs, there is an
immediate outcry in the Press and in Parliament against such suggestions,
coupled with denunciations of those who make them as Bolsheviks or
whatever other epithet may be in fashion for the moment as a term of the
most infamous discredit.

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WHY WE PUT UP WITH IT

Y
OU may ask why not only the rich but the poor put up with all this,
and even passionately defend it as an entirely beneficial public
morality. I can only say that the defence is not unanimous: it is
always being attacked at one point or another by public-spirited reformers
and by persons whose wrongs are unbearable. But taking it in the lump I
should say that the evil of the corruption and falsification of law, religion,
education, and public opinion is so enormous that the minds of ordinary
people are unable to grasp it, whereas they easily and eagerly grasp the
petty benefits with which it is associated. The rich are very charitable: they
understand that they have to pay ransom for their riches. The simple and
decent village woman whose husband is a woodman or gardener or
gamekeeper, and whose daughters are being taught manners as domestic
servants in the country house, sees in the lord of the manor only a kind
gentleman who gives employment, and whose wife gives clothes and
blankets and little comforts for the sick, and presides over the Cottage
Hospital and all the little shows and sports and well-meant activities that
relieve the monotony of toil, and rob illness of some of its terrors. Even in
the towns, where the rich and poor do not know oneanother, the lavish
expenditure of the rich is always popular. It provides much that people
enjoy looking at and gossiping about. The tradesman is proud of having rich
customers, and the servant of serving in a rich house. At the public
entertainments of the rich there are cheap seats for the poor. Ordinary
thoughtless people like all this finery. They will read eagerly about it, and
look with interest at the pictures of it in the illustrated papers, whereas
when they read that the percentage of children dying under the age of five
years has risen or fallen, it means nothing to them but dry statistics which
make the paper dull. It is only when people learn to ask “Is this good for all
of us all the time as well as amusing to me for five minutes?” that they are
on the way to understand how one fashionably dressed woman may cost the
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Even then it seems to them that the alternative to having the fashionably
dressed rich ladies is that all women are to be dowdy. They need not be
afraid. At present nine women out of ten are dowdy. With a reasonable
distribution of income every one of the ten could afford to look her best.
That no woman should have diamonds until all women have decent clothes
is a sensible rule, though it may not appeal to a woman who would like to
have diamonds herself and does not care a rap whether other women are
well-dressed or not. She may even derive a certain gratification from seeing
other women worse dressed than herself. But the inevitable end of that
littleness of mind, that secret satisfaction in the misfortunes of others which
the Germans call Schadenfreude (we have no word for it), is that sooner or
later a revolution breaks out as it did in Russia; the diamonds go to the
pawnbroker, who refuses to advance any money on them because nobody
can afford diamonds any longer; and the fine ladies have to wear old clothes
and cheaper and worse readymades until there is nothing left for them to
wear. Only, as this does not happen all at once, the thoughtless do not
believe that the police will ever let it come; and the littlehearted do not care
whether it comes or not, provided it does not come until they are dead.
Another thing that makes us cling to this lottery with huge money prizes is
the dream that we may become rich by some chance. We read of uncles in
Australia dying and leaving £100,000 to a laborer or a charwoman who
never knew of his existence. We hear of somebody no better off than
ourselves winning the Calcutta Sweep. Such dreams would be destroyed by
an equal distribution of income. And people cling all the more to dreams
when they are too poor even to back horses! They forget the million losses
in their longing for the one gain that the million unlucky ones have to pay
for.
Poor women who have too much natural good sense to indulge in these
gambler’s dreams often make sacrifices in the hope that education will
enable their sons to rise from the slough of poverty; and some men with an
exceptional degree of the particular sort of cleverness that wins scholarships
owe their promotion to their mothers. But exceptional cases, dazzling as
some of them are, hold out no hope to ordinary people; for the world
consists of ordinary people: indeed that is the meaning of the word ordinary.
The ordinary rich woman’s child and the ordinary poor woman’s child may
be born with equally able brains; but by the time they begin life as grown

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men the rich woman’s son has acquired the speech, manners, personal
habits, culture, and instruction without which all the higher employments
are closed to him; whilst the poor woman’s son is not presentable enough to
get any job which brings him into contact with refined people. In this way a
great deal of the brain power of the country is wasted and spoiled; for
Nature does not care a rap for rich and poor. For instance, she does not give
everybody the ability to do managing work. Perhaps one in twenty is as far
as she goes. But she does not pick out the children of the rich to receive her
capricious gifts. If in every two hundred people there are only twenty rich,
her gift of management will fall to nine poor children and one rich one. But
if the rich can cultivate the gift and the poor cannot, then nine-tenths of the
nation’s natural supply of managing ability will be lost to it; and to make up
the deficiency many of the managing posts will be filled up by pigheaded
people only because they happen to have the habit of ordering poor people
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POSITIVE REASONS FOR EQUALITY

S
O far, we have not found one great national institution that escapes the
evil effects of a division of the people into rich and poor: that is, of
inequality of income. I could take you further; but we should only fare
worse. I could shew you how rich officers and poor soldiers and sailors
create disaffection in the army and navy; how disloyalty is rampant because
the relation between the royal family and the bulk of the nation is the
relation between one rich family and millions of poor ones; how what we
call peace is really a state of civil war between rich and poor conducted by
disastrous strikes; how envy and rebellion and class resentments are chronic
moral diseases with us. But if I attempted this you would presently exclaim
“Oh, for goodness’ sake dont tell me everything or we shall never have
done”. And you would be quite right. If I have not convinced you by this
time that there are overwhelming reasons of State against inequality of
income, I shall begin to think that you dislike me.
Besides, we must get on to the positive reasons for the Socialist plan of an
equal division. I am specially interested in it because it is my favorite plan.
You had therefore better watch me carefully to see that I play fairly when I
am helping you to examine what there is to be said for equality of income
over and above that there is to be said against inequality of income.
First, equal division is not only a possible plan, but one which has been
tested by long experience. The great bulk of the daily work of the civilized
world is done, and always has been done, and always must be done, by
bodies of persons receiving equal pay whether they are tall or short, fair or
dark, quick or slow, young or getting on in years, teetotallers or beer
drinkers, Protestants or Catholics, married or single, short tempered or
sweet tempered, pious or worldly: in short, without the slightest regard to
the differences that make one person unlike another. In every trade there is a
standard wage; in every public service there is a standard pay; and in every
profession the fees are fixed with a view to enable the man who follows the
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the same for the whole profession. The pay of the policeman and soldier
and postman, the wages of the laborer and carpenter and mason, the salary
of the judge and the member of Parliament, may differ, some of them
getting less than a hundred a year and others five thousand; but all the
soldiers get the same, all the judges get the same, all the members of
Parliament get the same; and if you ask a doctor why his fee is half a crown
or five shillings, or a guinea or three guineas, or whatever it may be, instead
of five shillings or ten shillings, or two guineas or six guineas or a thousand
guineas, he can give you no better reason than that he is asking what all the
other doctors ask, and that they ask it because they find they cannot keep up
their position on less.
Therefore when some inconsiderate person repeats like a parrot that if you
gave everybody the same money, before a year was out you would have rich
and poor again just as before, all you have to do is to tell him to look round
him and see millions of people who get the same money and remain in the
same position all their lives without any such change taking place. The
cases in which poor men become rich are most exceptional; and though the
cases in which rich men become poor are commoner, they also are accidents
and not ordinary everyday circumstances. The rule is that workers of the
same rank and calling are paid alike, and that they neither sink below their
condition nor rise above it. No matter how unlike they are to oneanother,
you can pay one of them two and sixpence and the other half a crown with
the assurance that as they are put so they will stay, though here and there a
great rogue or a great genius may surprise you by becoming much richer or
much poorer than the rest. Jesus complained that he was poorer than the
foxes and birds, as they had their holes and nests whilst he had not a house
to shelter him; and Napoleon became an emperor; but we need take no more
account of such extraordinary persons in forming our general plan than a
maker of readymade clothes takes of giants and dwarfs in his price list. You
may with the utmost confidence take it as settled by practical experience
that if we could succeed in distributing income equally to all the inhabitants
of the country, there would be no more tendency on their part to divide into
rich and poor than there is at present for postmen to divide into beggars and
millionaires. The only novelty proposed is that the postmen should get as
much as the postmasters, and the postmasters no less than anybody else. If
we find, as we do, that it answers to give all judges the same income, and
all navy captains the same income, why should we go on giving judges five

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times as much as navy captains? That is what the navy captain would like to
know; and if you tell him that if he were given as much as the judge he
would be just as poor as before at the end of a year he will use language
unfit for the ears of anyone but a pirate. So be careful how you say such
things.
Equal distribution is then quite possible and practicable, not only
momentarily but permanently. It is also simple and intelligible. It gets rid of
all squabbling as to how much each person should have. It is already in
operation and familiar over great masses of human beings. And it has the
tremendous advantage of securing promotion by merit for the more capable.

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MERIT AND MONEY

T
HAT last sentence may puzzle even the most Intelligent Woman if she
has never before given her mind seriously to the subject; so I had
better enlarge on it a little.
Nothing hides the difference in merit between one person and another so
much as differences in income. Take for example a grateful nation making a
parliamentary grant of twenty thousand pounds to a great explorer, or a
great discoverer, or a great military commander (I have to make my
example a man: women get only statues after their death). Before he has
walked half way down the street on his way home to tell his wife about it he
may meet some notorious fool or scandalous libertine, or some quite
ordinary character, who has not merely twenty thousand pounds but twenty
thousand a year or more. The great man’s twenty thousand pounds will
bring him in only a thousand a year; and with this he finds himself in our
society regarded as “a poor devil” by tradesmen and financiers and quacks
who are ten times as rich because they have never in their lives done
anything but make money for themselves with entire selfishness, possibly
by trading in the vices or on the credulity of their fellow-countrymen. It is a
monstrous thing that a man who, by exercising a low sort of cunning, has
managed to grab three or four millions of money selling bad whiskey, or
forestalling the wheat harvest and selling it at three times its cost, or
providing silly newspapers and magazines for the circulation of lying
advertisements, should be honored and deferred to and waited on and
returned to Parliament and finally made a peer of the realm, whilst men
who have exercised their noblest faculties or risked their lives in the
furtherance of human knowledge and welfare should be belittled by the
contrast between their pence and the grabbers’ pounds.
Only where there is pecuniary equality can the distinction of merit stand
out. Titles, dignities, reputations do more harm than good if they can be
bought with money. Queen Victoria shewed her practical common sense
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enough to keep it up; but the result was that the titles went to the richest, not
to the best. Between persons of unequal income all other distinctions are
thrown into the background. The woman with a thousand a year inevitably
takes precedence of women with only a hundred, no matter how inferior she
may be to them; and she can give her children advantages qualifying them
for higher employments than those open to poor children of equal or greater
natural capacity.
Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the
distinction of merit. Money is nothing: character, conduct, and capacity are
everything. Instead of all the workers being levelled down to low wage
standards and all the rich levelled up to fashionable income standards,
everybody under a system of equal incomes would find her and his own
natural level. There would be great people and ordinary people and little
people; but the great would always be those who had done great things, and
never the idiots whose mothers had spoiled them and whose fathers had left
them a hundred thousand a year; and the little would be persons of small
minds and mean characters, and not poor persons who had never had a
chance. That is why idiots are always in favor of inequality of income (their
only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality.

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INCENTIVE

W
HEN we come to the objections to equal division of income we
find that most of them come to no more than this: that we are not
accustomed to it, and have taken unequal division between classes
so much for granted that we have never thought any other state of things
possible, not to mention that the teachers and preachers appointed for us by
the rich governing class have carefully hammered into us from our
childhood that it is wicked and foolish to question the right of some people
to be much better off than others.
Still, there are other objections. So many of them have been already
disposed of in our examination of the schemes for unequal distribution that
we need deal now with two only.
The first is that unless a woman were allowed to get more money than
another she would have no incentive to work harder.
One answer to this is that nobody wants her to work harder than another at
the national task. On the contrary, it is desirable that the burden of work,
without which there could be no income to divide, should be shared equally
by the workers. If those who are never happy unless they are working insist
on putting in extra work to please themselves, they must not pretend that
this is a painful sacrifice for which they should be paid; and, anyhow, they
can always work off their superfluous energy on their hobbies.
On the other hand, there are people who grudge every moment they have to
spend in working. That is no excuse for letting them off their share. Anyone
who does less than her share of work, and yet takes her full share of the
wealth produced by work, is a thief, and should be dealt with as any other
sort of thief is dealt with.
But Weary Willie may say that he hates work, and is quite willing to take
less, and be poor and dirty and ragged or even naked for the sake of getting
off with less work. But that, as we have seen, cannot be allowed: voluntary
poverty is just as mischievous socially as involuntary poverty: decent

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nations must insist on their citizens leading decent lives, doing their full
share of the nation’s work, and taking their full share of its income. When
Weary Willie has done his bit he can be as lazy as he likes. He will have
plenty of leisure to lie on his back and listen to the birds, or watch his more
impetuous neighbors working furiously at their hobbies, which may be
sport, exploration, literature, the arts, the sciences, or any of the activities
which we pursue for their own sakes when our material needs are satisfied.
But poverty and social irresponsibility will be forbidden luxuries. Poor
Willie will have to submit, not to compulsory poverty as at present, but to
the compulsory well-being which he dreads still more.
However, there are mechanical difficulties in the way of freedom to work
more or less than others in general national production. Such work is not
nowadays separate individual work: it is organized associated work, carried
on in great factories and offices in which work begins and ends at fixed
hours. Our clothes, for instance, are mostly washed in steam laundries in
which all the operations which used to be performed by one woman with
her own tub, mangle, and ironing board are divided among groups of
women using machinery and buildings which none of them could use
single-handed even if she could afford to buy them, assisted by men
operating a steam power plant. If some of these women or men were to
offer to come an hour earlier or stay two hours later for extra wages the
reply would be that such an arrangement was impossible, as they could do
nothing without the co-operation of the rest. The machinery would not work
for them unless the engine was going. It is a case of all or nobody.
In short, associated work and factory work: that is to say, the sort of work
that makes it possible for our great modern civilized populations to exist,
would be impossible if every worker could begin when she liked and leave
off when she liked. In many factories the pace is set for the lazy and
energetic alike by the engine. The railway service would not be of much use
if the engine driver and the guard were to stop the train to look at a football
match when they felt inclined that way. Casual people are useless in modern
industry; and the other sort: those who want to work longer and harder than
the rest, find that they cannot do it except in comparatively solitary
occupations. Even in domestic service, where the difference between the
unpunctual slacker and sloven and the model servant is very perceptible, the
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a servant is discharged as unemployable. And the slacker neither accepts
lower wages nor can be cured by higher.
No external incentive is needed to make first-rate workers do the best work
they can: their trouble is that they can seldom make a living by it. First-rate
work is done at present under the greatest discouragement. There is the
impossibility of getting paid as much for it as for second-rate work. When it
is not paid for at all, there is the difficulty of finding leisure for it whilst
earning a living at common work. People seldom refuse a higher
employment which they feel capable of undertaking. When they do, it is
because the higher employment is so much worse paid or so unsuitable to
their social position that they cannot afford to take it. A typical case is that
of a non-commissioned officer in the army refusing a commission. If the
quartermaster-sergeant’s earnings and expenses came to no more than those
of the officer, and both men were of the same class, no inducement in the
way of extra money would be needed to make any soldier accept promotion
to the highest rank in which he felt he could do himself credit. When he
refuses, as he sometimes does, it is because he would be poorer and less at
home in the higher than in the lower rank.
But what about the dirty work? We are so accustomed to see dirty work
done by dirty and poorly paid people that we have come to think that it is
disgraceful to do it, and that unless a dirty and disgraced class existed it
would not be done at all. This is nonsense. Some of the dirtiest work in the
world is done by titled surgeons and physicians who are highly educated,
highly paid, and move in the best society. The nurses who assist them are
often their equals in general education, and sometimes their superiors in
rank. Nobody dreams of paying nurses less or respecting them less than
typists in city offices, whose work is much cleaner. Laboratory work and
anatomical work, which involves dissecting dead bodies, and analysing the
secretions and excretions of live ones, is sometimes revoltingly dirty from
the point of view of a tidy housekeeper; yet it has to be done by gentlemen
and ladies of the professional class. And every tidy housekeeper knows that
houses cannot be kept clean without dirty work. The bearing and nursing of
children are by no means elegant drawingroom amusements; but nobody
dares suggest that they are not in the highest degree honorable, nor do the
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It must be remembered too that a great deal of work which is now dirty
because it is done in a crude way by dirty people can be done in a clean way
by clean people. Ladies and gentlemen who attend to their own motor cars,
as many of them do, manage to do it with less mess and personal soiling
than a slovenly general servant will get herself into when laying a fire. On
the whole, the necessary work of the world can be done with no more dirt
than healthy people of all classes can stand. The truth of the matter is that it
is not really the work that is objected to so much as its association with
poverty and degradation. Thus a country gentleman does not object to drive
his car; but he would object very strongly to wear the livery of his
chauffeur; and a lady will tidy up a room without turning a hair, though she
would die rather than be seen in a parlormaid’s cap and apron, neat and
becoming as they are. These are as honorable as any other uniform, and
much more honorable than the finery of an idle woman: the parlormaids are
beginning to object to them only because they have been associated in the
past with a servile condition and a lack of respect to which parlormaids are
no longer disposed to submit. But they have no objection to the work. Both
the parlormaid and her employer (I dare not say her mistress), if they are
fond of flowers and animals, will grub in a garden all day, or wash dogs or
rid them of vermin with the greatest solicitude, without considering the dirt
involved in these jobs in the least derogatory to their dignity. If all dustmen
were dukes nobody would object to the dust: the dustmen would put little
pictures on their notepaper of their hats with flaps down the backs just as
now dukes put little pictures of their coronets; and everyone would be
proud to have a dustman to dinner if he would condescend to come. We
may take it that nobody objects to necessary work of any kind because of
the work itself; what everybody objects to is being seen doing something
that is usually done only by persons of lower rank or by colored slaves. We
sometimes even do things badly on purpose because those who do them
well are classed as our inferiors. For example, a foolish young gentleman of
property will write badly because clerks write well; and the ambassador of a
republic will wear trousers instead of knee-breeches and silk stockings at
court, because, though breeches and stockings are handsomer, they are a
livery; and republicans consider liveries servile.
Still, when we have put out of our heads a great deal of nonsense about
dirty work, the fact remains that though all useful work may be equally
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exhausting. To escape facing this fact we may plead that some people have
such very queer tastes that it is almost impossible to mention an occupation
that you will not find somebody with a craze for. There is never any
difficulty in finding a willing hangman. There are men who are happy
keeping lighthouses on rocks in the sea so remote and dangerous that it is
often months before they can be relieved. And a lighthouse is at least
steady, whereas a lightship may never cease rolling about in a way that
would make most of us wish ourselves dead. Yet men are found to man
lightships for wages and pensions no better than they could find in good
employment on shore. Mining seems a horrible and unnatural occupation;
but it is not unpopular. Children left to themselves do the most
uncomfortable and unpleasant things to amuse themselves, very much as a
blackbeetle, though it has the run of the house, prefers the basement to the
drawingroom. The saying that God never made a job but He made a man or
woman to do it is true up to a certain point.
But when all possible allowances are made for these idiosyncrasies it
remains true that it is much easier to find a boy who wants to be a gardener
or an engine driver, and a girl who wants to be a film actress or a telephone
operator, than a boy who wants to be a sewerman, or a girl who wants to be
a ragpicker. A great deal can be done to make unpopular occupations more
agreeable; and some of them can be got rid of altogether, and would have
been got rid of long ago if there had been no class of very poor and rough
people to put them upon. Smoke and soot can be done away with; sculleries
can be made much pleasanter than most solicitors’ offices; the
unpleasantness of a sewerman’s work is already mostly imaginary; coal
mining may be put an end to by using the tides to produce electric power;
and there are many other ways in which work which is now repulsive can
be made no irksomer than the general run of necessary labor. But until this
happens all the people who have no particular fancy one way or the other
will want to do the pleasanter sorts of work.
Fortunately there is a way of equalizing the attraction of different
occupations. And this brings us to that very important part of our lives that
we call our leisure. Sailors call it their liberty.
There is one thing that we all desire; and that is freedom. By this we mean
freedom from any obligation to do anything except just what we like,
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make slaves of us. We are free only as long as we can say “My time is my
own”. When workers working ten hours a day agitate for an eight-hour day,
what they really want is not eight hours work instead of ten, but sixteen
hours off duty instead of fourteen. And out of this sixteen hours must come
eight hours sleep and a few hours for eating and drinking, dressing and
undressing, washing and resting; so that even with an eight hours working
day the real leisure of the workers: that is, the time they have after they are
properly rested and fed and cleaned up and ready for any adventures or
amusements or hobbies they care for, is no more than a few hours; and these
few are reduced in value by the shortness of daylight in winter, and cut
down by the time it takes to get into the country or wherever is the best
place to enjoy oneself. Married women, whose working place is the man’s
home, want to get away from home for recreation, just as men want to get
away from the places where they work; in fact a good deal of our domestic
quarrelling arises because the man wants to spend his leisure at home whilst
the woman wants to spend hers abroad. Women love hotels: men hate them.
Take, however, the case of a man and his wife who are agreed in liking to
spend their leisure away from home. Suppose the man’s working day is
eight hours, and that he spends eight hours in bed and four over his
breakfast, dinner, washing, dressing, and resting. It does not follow that he
can have four hours to spare for amusement with his wife every day. Their
spare four hours are more likely to be half wasted in waiting for the theatre
or picture show to begin; for they must leave the open air amusements,
tennis, golf, cycling, and the seaside, for the week-end or Bank Holiday.
Consequently he is always craving for more leisure. This is why we see
people preferring rough and strict employments which leave them some
time to themselves to much more gentle situations in which they are never
free. In a factory town it is often impossible to get a handy and intelligent
domestic servant, or indeed to get a servant at all. That is not because the
servant need work harder or put up with worse treatment than the factory
girl or the shop assistant, but because she has no time she can call her own.
She is always waiting on the doorbell even when you dare not ring the
drawingroom bell lest she should rush up and give notice. To induce her to
stay, you have to give her an evening out every fortnight; then one every
week; then an afternoon a week as well; then two afternoons a week; then
leave to entertain her friends in the drawingroom and use the piano
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the end is that, long before you have come to the end of the concessions you
are expected to make, you discover that it is not worth keeping a servant at
all on such terms, and take to doing the housework yourself with modern
labor saving appliances. But even if you put up with the evenings out and
all the rest of it, the girl has still no satisfying sense of freedom; she may
not want to stay out all night even for the most innocent purposes; but she
wants to feel that she might if she liked. That is human nature.
We now see how we can make compensatory arrangements as between
people who do more or less agreeable and easy sorts of work. Give more
leisure, earlier retirement into the superannuated class, more holidays, in the
less agreeable employments, and they will be as much sought after as the
more agreeable ones with less leisure. In a picture gallery you will find a
nicely dressed lady sitting at a table with nothing to do but to tell anyone
who asks what is the price of any particular picture, and take an order for it
if one is given. She has many pleasant chats with journalists and artists; and
if she is bored she can read a novel. Her desk chair is comfortable; and she
takes care that it shall be near the stove. But the gallery has to be scrubbed
and dusted every day; and its windows have to be kept clean. It is clear that
the lady’s job is a much softer one than the charwoman’s. To balance them
you must either let them take their turns at the desk and at the scrubbing on
alternate days or weeks; or else, as a first-rate scrubber and duster and
cleaner might make a very bad business lady, and a very attractive business
lady might make a very bad scrubber, you must let the charwoman go home
and have the rest of the day to herself earlier than the lady at the desk.
Public picture galleries, in which the pictures are not sold, require the
services of guardians who have nothing to do but wear a respectable
uniform and see that people do not smoke nor steal the pictures, nor poke
umbrellas through them when pointing out their beauties. Compare this
work with that of the steel smelter, who has to exercise great muscular
strength among blast furnaces and pools of molten metal; that is to say, in
an atmosphere which to an unaccustomed person would seem the nearest
thing to hell on earth! It is true that the steel smelter would very soon get
bored with the gallery attendant’s job, and would go back to the furnaces
and the molten metal sooner than stick it; whilst the gallery attendant could
not do the steel smelter’s job at all, being too old, or too soft, or too lazy, or
all three combined. One is a young man’s job and the other an old man’s

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job. We balance them at present by paying the steel smelter more wages.
But the same effect can be produced by giving him more leisure, either in
holidays or shorter hours. The workers do this themselves when they can.
When they are paid, not by time, but by the piece; and when through a rise
in prices or a great rush of orders they find that they can earn twice as much
in a week as they are accustomed to live on, they can choose between
double wages and double leisure. They usually choose double leisure,
taking home the same money as before, but working from Monday to
Wednesday only, and taking a Thursday to Saturday holiday. They do not
want more work and more money: they want more leisure for the same
work, which proves that money is not the only incentive to work, nor the
strongest. Leisure, or freedom, is stronger when the work is not pleasurable
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THE TYRANNY OF NATURE

T
HE very first lesson that should be taught us when we are old enough
to understand it is that complete freedom from the obligation to work
is unnatural, and ought to be illegal, as we can escape our share of the
burden of work only by throwing it on someone else’s shoulders. Nature
inexorably ordains that the human race shall perish of famine if it stops
working. We cannot escape from this tyranny. The question we have to
settle is how much leisure we can afford to allow ourselves. Even if we
must work like galley slaves whilst we are at it, how soon may we leave off
with a good conscience, knowing that we have done our share and may now
go free until tomorrow? That question has never been answered, and cannot
be answered under our system because so many of the workers are doing
work that is not merely useless but harmful. But if by an equal distribution
of income and a fair division of work we could find out the answer, then we
should think of our share of work as earning us, not so much money, but so
much freedom.
And another curious thing would happen. We now revolt against the slavery
of work because we feel ourselves to be the slaves, not of Nature and
Necessity, but of our employers and those for whom they have to employ
us. We therefore hate work and regard it as a curse. But if everyone shared
the burden and the reward equally, we should lose this feeling. Nobody
would feel put upon; and everybody would know that the more work was
done the more everybody would get, since the division of what the work
produced would be equal. We should then discover that haymaking is not
the only work that is enjoyable. Factory work, when it is not overdriven, is
very social and can be very jolly: that is one of the reasons why girls prefer
working in weaving sheds in a deafening din to sitting lonely in a kitchen.
Navvies have heavy work; but they are in the open air: they talk, fight,
gamble, and have plenty of change from place to place; and this is much
better fun than the sort of clerking that means only counting another man’s
money and writing it down in figures in a dingy office. Besides the work
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and enjoyable in itself, like the work of the philosophers and of the different
kinds of artists who will work for nothing rather than not work at all; but
this, under a system of equal division, would probably become a product of
leisure rather than of compulsory industry.
Now consider the so-called pleasures that are sold to us as more enjoyable
than work. The excursion train, the seaside lodgings, the catchpenny shows,
the drink, the childish excitement about football and cricket, the little bands
of desperately poor Follies and Pierrots pretending to be funny and cute
when they are only vulgar and silly, and all the rest of the attempts to
persuade the Intelligent Woman that she is having a glorious treat when she
is in fact being plundered and bored and tired out and sent home cross and
miserable: do not these shew that people will snatch at anything, however
uneasy, for the sake of change when their few whole days of leisure are
given to them at long intervals on Bank Holidays and the like? If they had
enough real leisure every day as well as work they would learn how to
enjoy themselves. At present they are duffers at this important art. All they
can do is to buy the alluringly advertized pleasures that are offered to them
for money. They seldom have sense enough to notice that these pleasures
have no pleasure in them, and are endured only as a relief from the
monotony of the daily leisureless drudgery.
When people have leisure enough to learn how to live, and to know the
difference between real and sham enjoyment, they will not only begin to
enjoy their work, but to understand why Sir George Cornewall Lewis said
that life would be tolerable but for its amusements. He was clever enough to
see that the amusements, instead of amusing him, wasted his time and his
money and spoiled his temper. Now there is nothing so disagreeable to a
healthy person as wasting time. See how healthy children pretend to be
doing something or making something until they are tired! Well, it would be
as natural for grown-up people to build real castles for the fun of it as for
children to build sand castles. When they are tired they do not want to work
at all, but just to do nothing until they fall asleep. We never want to work at
pleasure: what we want is work with some pleasure and interest in it to
occupy our time and exercise our muscles and minds. No slave can
understand this, because he is overworked and underrespected; and when he
can escape from work he rushes into gross and excessive vices that
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be able to shake off his old horror of labor and his old vices; but never
mind: he and his generation will die out; and their sons and daughters will
be able to enjoy their freedom. And one way in which they will enjoy it will
be to put in a great deal of extra work for the sake of making useful things
beautiful and good things better, to say nothing of getting rid of bad things.
For the world is like a garden: it needs weeding as well as sowing. There is
use and pleasure in destruction as well as in construction: the one is as
necessary as the other.
To have a really precise understanding of this matter you must distinguish
not merely between labor and leisure but between leisure and rest. Labor is
doing what we must; leisure is doing what we like; rest is doing nothing
whilst our bodies and minds are recovering from their fatigue. Now doing
what we like is often as laborious as doing what we must. Suppose it takes
the form of running at the top of our speed to kick a ball up and down a
field! That is harder than many forms of necessary labor. Looking at other
people doing it is a way of resting, like reading a book instead of writing it.
If we all had a full share of leisure we could not spend the whole of it in
kicking balls, or whacking them about with golf clubs, or in shooting and
hunting. Much of it would be given to useful work; and though our
compulsory labor, neglect to perform which would be treated as a crime,
might possibly be reduced to two or three hours a day, we should add much
voluntary work to that in our leisure time, doing for fun a huge mass of
nationally beneficial work that we cannot get done at present for love or
money. Every woman whose husband is engaged in interesting work knows
the difficulty of getting him away from it even to his meals; in fact, jealousy
of a man’s work sometimes causes serious domestic unhappiness; and the
same thing occurs when a woman takes up some absorbing pursuit, and
finds it and its associations more interesting than her husband’s company
and conversation and friends. In the professions where the work is solitary
and independent of office and factory hours and steam engines, the number
of people who injure their health and even kill themselves prematurely by
overwork is so considerable that the philosopher Herbert Spencer never
missed an opportunity of warning people against the craze for work. It can
get hold of us exactly as the craze for drink can. Its victims go on working
long after they are so worn out that their operations are doing more harm
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THE POPULATION QUESTION

T
HE second of the two stock objections to equal division of income is
that its benefits, if any, would soon be swallowed up by married
couples having too many children. The people who say this always
declare at the same time that our existing poverty is caused by there being
already too many people in the world, or, to put it the other way round, that
the world is too small to produce food enough for all the people in it.
Now even if this were true, it would be no objection to an equal division of
income; for the less we have, the more important it is that it should be
equally divided, so as to make it go as far as possible, and avoid adding the
evils of inequality to those of scarcity. But it is not true. What is true is that
the more civilized people there are in the world the poorer most of them are
relatively; but the plain cause of this is that the wealth they produce and the
leisure they provide for are so unequally divided between them that at least
half of them are living parasitically on the other half instead of producing
maintenance for themselves.
Consider the case of domestic servants. Most people who can afford to keep
a servant keep one only; but in Mayfair a young couple moving in the
richest society cannot get on without nine servants, even before they have
any children to be attended to. Yet everyone knows that the couples who
have only one servant, or at most two (to say nothing of those who have
none), are better attended to and more comfortable in their homes than the
unfortunate young people who have to find room for nine grown-up persons
downstairs, and keep the peace between them.
The truth is, of course, that the nine servants are attending mostly to one
another and not to their employers. If you must have a butler and footman
because it is the fashion, you must have somebody to cook their meals and
make their beds. Housekeepers and ladies’ maids need domestic service as
much as the lady of the house, and are much more particular about not
putting their hands to anything that is not strictly their business. It is
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people to be attended. There are eleven people in the house to be attended;
and as nine of them have to do all this attendance between them, there is not
so much to spare for the odd two as might be imagined. That is why couples
with nine servants are continually complaining of the difficulty of getting
on with so few, and supplementing them with charwomen and jobbing
dressmakers and errand boys. Families of ordinary size and extraordinary
income find themselves accumulating thirty servants; and as the thirty are
all more or less waiting on oneanother there is no limit except that of
sleeping room to the number wanted; the more servants you have, the less
time they have to attend to you, and therefore, the more you need, or rather
the more they need, which is much jollier for them than for you.
Now it is plain that these hordes of servants are not supporting themselves.
They are supported by their employer; and if he is an idle rich man living
on rents and dividends: that is, being supported by the labor of his tenants
and of the workers in the companies in which he has shares, then the whole
establishment, servants, employer and all, is not self-supporting, and would
not be even if the world were made ten times as large as it is to
accommodate them. Instead of too many people in the world there are too
many idlers, and much too many workers wasting their time in attending to
idlers. Get rid of the idlers, and set these workers to useful work, and we
shall hear no more for a long time yet about the world being overcrowded.
Perhaps we shall never hear of it again. Nature has a way with her in these
matters.
Some people will find it easier to understand this if I put it to them like a
sum in arithmetic. Suppose 20 men are producing by their labor £100 a year
each, and they agree, or are forced by law, to give up £50 of it to the owner
of the estate on which they work. The owner will receive £1000 a year, not
for work, but for owning. The owner can afford to spend £500 a year on
himself, which makes him ten times as rich as any of the twenty workers,
and use the other £500 to hire six men and a boy at £75 a year each to wait
on him as servants and act as an armed force to deal with any of the twenty
men who may attempt to rebel and withhold the £50 from him. The six men
will not take the part of the men with £50 a year because they themselves
get £75; and they are not clever enough to see that if they all joined to get
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You have only to multiply the twenty workers and the six or seven retainers
by millions to get the ground plan of what exists in every country where
there is a class of owners, with a great police force and an army to protect
their property, great numbers of servants to wait on them, and masses of
workers making luxuries for them, all supported by the labor of the really
useful workers who have to support themselves as well. Whether an
increase of population will make the country richer or poorer depends, not
on the natural fruitfulness of the earth, but on whether the additional people
are set to do useful work or not. If they are, then the country will be richer.
If, however, the additional people are set to work unproductively for the
property owners as servants, or armed guardians of the rights of property, or
in any of the other callings and professions to minister only to the owners,
then the country will be poorer, though the property owners may become
richer, the display of diamonds and fine dresses and cars much more
splendid, and the servants and other retainers receiving higher wages and
more schooling than their grandfathers.
In the natural course of things the more people there are in a country the
richer it ought to be, because of the advantage of division of labor. Division
of labor means that instead of every man having to do everything for
himself like Robinson Crusoe, the different sorts of work are done by
different sets of men, who become very quick and skilful at their job by
doing nothing else. Also their work can be directed by others who give their
whole minds to directing it. The time saved in this way can be used in
making machinery, roads, and all sorts of contrivances for saving more time
and labor later on. That is how twenty workers can produce more than twice
what ten can produce, and a hundred much more than five times what
twenty can produce. If wealth and the labor of producing it were equally
shared, a population of a hundred would be much better off than a
population of ten, and so on up to modern populations of millions, which
ought to be enormously better off than the old communities of thousands.
The fact that they are either very little better off or sometimes actually
worse off, is due wholly to the idlers and idlers’ parasites who are
plundering them as we plunder the poor bees.
I must not, however, let you believe that if we all shared equally the
increase of wealth per head could go on for ever. Human beings can
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posterity managed their affairs well enough to avoid war, pestilence, and
premature death, might have twenty million descendants alive at the end of
four hundred years. If all the couples now alive were to multiply at that rate
there would soon not be standing room on the earth, much less fields to
grow wheat in. There is a limit to the quantity of food the earth can yield to
labor; and if there were no limit to the increase of population we should at
last find that instead of increasing our shares of food by breeding more
human beings, we should diminish them.
Though we now cultivate the skies by extracting nitrogen from the air, other
considerations than that of food will check our multiplication. Man does not
live by bread alone; and it is possible for people to be overfed and
overcrowded at the same time. After the war there was no exceptional
scarcity of food in England; but there was a terrible scarcity of houses. Our
cities are monstrously overcrowded: to provide every family they contain
with a comfortably spacious house and garden some of our streets would
have to be spread over miles of country. Some day we may have to make up
our minds how many people we need to keep us all healthy, and stick to that
number until we see reason to change it.
In this matter the women who have to bear the children must be considered.
It is possible for a woman to bear twenty children. In certain country
districts in Europe families of fifteen are not uncommon enough to be
regarded as extraordinary. But though a properly cared-for woman of
vigorous constitution, with her confinements reasonably spaced out, can
apparently stand this strain without permanent disablement or damage, and
remain as well and strong as women who have borne no children at all, yet
the bearing of each child involves a long period of discomfort and sickness,
culminating in temporary disablement, severe pain, and a risk of death. The
father escapes this; but at present he has to earn wages to support the
children while they are growing; and though there may be plenty of
employment for them when they come to working age, that does not
provide any bread and butter for them in the meantime. Consequently an
increase of population that benefits the country and the world may be an
almost unbearable burden to the parents. They therefore restrict their
families to the number the father can afford, or the mother cares to bear,
except when they do not know how this can be done, or are forbidden by
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This has a very important bearing on the equal distribution of income. To
understand this I must go back a little, and seem to change the subject; but
the connexion will soon be plain.
If the workers in all occupations are to receive the same income, how are
we to deal with the fact that though the cost of living is the same for all
workers, whether they are philosophers or farm hands, the cost of their
work varies very greatly. A woman in the course of a day’s work may use
up a reel of cotton costing a few pence whilst her husband, if a scientific
worker, may require some radium, which costs £16,000 an ounce. The
gunners on the battle-fields in Flanders, working at a dreadful risk of life
and limb, needed very little money for themselves; but the cost of the
materials they used up in a single day was prodigious. If they had had to
pay on the nail, out of their wages, for the cannons they wore out and the
shells they fired, there would have been no war.
This inequality of expense cannot be got over by any sort of adjustment of
leisure or holidays or privileges of any sort between worker and worker.
Still less can it be met by unequal wages. Even the maddest upholder of our
wage system will not propose that the man who works a steam hammer
costing many thousands of pounds should have wages proportionately
higher than the wages of the navvy who swings a sledgehammer or the
woodcutter who wields a beetle costing shillings instead of thousands of
pounds. The worker cannot bear the cost of his materials and implements if
he is to have only an equal share of the national income: he must either be
supplied with them, or repaid for them in the cases in which he has to
supply them at his own cost.
Applying this to the labor of child-bearing and the cost of supporting
children, it is clear that the expenses of both should not be borne by the
parents. At present they are repaid very insufficiently by maternity benefits
and by an allowance off income tax for each child in the family. Under a
system of equal division of income each child would be entitled to its share
from birth; and the parents would be the trustees for the children, subject,
no doubt, to the obligation of satisfying the Public Trustee, if any neglect
were reported, that the children were getting the full benefit of their
incomes. In this way a family of growing children would always be in easy
circumstances; and the mother could face the labor and risk of bearing them
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But it is conceivable that such pleasant conditions, combined with early
marriages and the disappearance of the present terrible infant mortality,
would lead to a greater increase of population than might seem desirable,
or, what is equally inconvenient, a faster increase; for the pace of the
increase is very important: it might be desirable to double the population in
a hundred years and very undesirable to double it in fifty. Thus it may
become necessary to control our numbers purposely in new ways.
What are the present ways? How is the population kept down to the
numbers our system of unequal sharing can support? They are mostly very
dreadful and wicked ways. They include war, pestilence, and poverty that
causes multitudes of children to die of bad feeding and clothing and
housing before they are a year old. Operating side by side with these
horrors, we have the practice of artificial birth control by the parents on
such an enormous scale that among the educated classes which resort to it,
including the skilled artisan class, population is actually decreasing
seriously. In France the Government, dreading a dearth of soldiers, urges
the people to have more children to make up a deficiency of twenty millions
as compared with Germany. To such restrictions on population must be
added the criminal practice of abortion, which is terribly prevalent, and, in
eastern countries, the more straightforward custom of frank infanticide by
literally throwing away the unwanted child, especially the female child, and
leaving it to perish of exposure. The humane Mahomet could not convince
the Arabs that this was sinful; but he told them that on the Day of Judgment
the female child that was exposed would rise up and ask “What fault did I
commit?” In spite of Mahomet children are still exposed in Asia; and when
exposure is effectually prevented by law as it is in nominally Christian
countries, the unwanted children die in such numbers from neglect,
starvation, and ill-usage, that they, too, may well ask on the Day of
Judgment “Would it not have been kinder to expose us?”
Of all these methods of keeping down the population there can be no doubt
that artificial birth control: that is, the prevention of conception, is the most
humane and civilized, and by far the least demoralizing. Bishops and
cardinals have denounced it as sinful; but their authority in the matter is
shaken by their subjection to the tradition of the early Christians, for whom
there was no population question. They believed also that marriage is sinful
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obliged to start by assuming that sex is a curse imposed on us by the
original sin of Eve. But we do not get rid of a fact by calling it a curse and
trying to ignore it. We must face it with one eye on the alternatives to birth
control, and the other on the realities of our sexual nature. The practical
question for the mass of mankind is not whether the population shall be
kept down or not, but whether it shall be kept down by preventing the
conception of children or by bringing them into the world and then
slaughtering them by abortion, exposure, starvation, neglect, ill-usage,
plague, pestilence and famine, battle, murder and sudden death. I defy any
bishop or cardinal to choose the latter alternatives. St Paul abhorred
marriage; but he said “Better marry than burn”. Our bishops and cardinals
may abhor contraception (so do I, by the way); but which of them would
not say, when put to it like St Paul, “Better have no children, by whatever
means, than have them and kill them as we are killing them at present”.
We have seen how our present unequal sharing of the national income has
forced this question of Birth Control prematurely on us whilst there is still
plenty of room left in the world. Canada and Australia seem
underpopulated; but the Australians say that their waste spaces are
uninhabitable, though the overcrowded Japanese are restrained only by our
military prestige from saying “Well, if you will not inhabit them, we will”.
We have birth control even where the Churches struggle hardest against it.
The only thing that can check it is the abolition of the artificial poverty that
has produced it prematurely. As equal division of income can do this, those
who dislike birth control and would defer it to the latest possible moment,
have that reason as well as all the others we have studied, for advocating
equal division.
When the last possible moment comes, nobody can foresee how the
necessary restriction of the population will be effected. It may be that
Nature will interfere and take the matter out of our hands. This possibility is
suggested by the fact that the number of children born seems to vary
according to the need for them. When they are exposed to such dangers and
hard conditions that very few of them can be expected to survive, Nature,
without any artificial interference, produces enormous numbers to provide
against the complete extinction of the species. We have all heard of the
codfish with its million eggs and of the queen bee laying four thousand eggs
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apparently distinguishes between poor, undernourished, uncultivated,
defective people whose children die early and in great numbers, and people
who are fully cultivated mentally and physically. The defectives are
appallingly prolific: the others have fewer children even when they do not
practise birth control. It is one of the troubles of our present civilization that
the inferior stocks are outbreeding the superior ones. But the inferior stocks
are really starved stocks, slum stocks, stocks not merely uncultivated but
degraded by their wretched circumstances. By getting rid of poverty we
should get rid of these circumstances and of the inferior stocks they
produce; and it is not at all unlikely that in doing so we should get rid of the
exaggerated fertility by which Nature tries to set off the terrible infant
mortality among them.
For if Nature can and does increase fertility to prevent the extinction of a
species by excessive mortality, need we doubt that she can and will
decrease it to prevent its extinction by overcrowding? It is certain that she
does, in a mysterious way, respond to our necessities, or rather to her own.
But her way is one that we do not understand. The people who say that if
we improve the condition of the world it will be overpopulated are only
pretending to understand it. If the Socialists were to say positively that
Nature will keep the population within bounds under Socialism without
artificial birth control, they would be equally pretending to understand it.
The sensible course is to improve the condition of the world and see what
will happen, or, as some would say, trust in God that evil will not come out
of good. All that concerns us at present is that as the overpopulation
difficulty has not yet arisen except in the artificial form produced by our
unequal distribution of income, and curable by a better distribution, it
would be ridiculous to refrain from making ourselves more comfortable on
the ground that we may find ourselves getting uncomfortable again later on.
We should never do anything at all if we listened to the people who tell us
that the sun is cooling, or the end of the world coming next year, or the
increase of population going to eat us off the face of the earth, or, generally,
that all is vanity and vexation of spirit. It would be quite sensible to say
“Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die” if only we were certain about
tomorrow; but it would be foolish anyhow to say “It is not worth while to
live today; for we shall die tomorrow”. It is just like saying “It will be all
the same a thousand years hence” as lazy people do when they have
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population more comfortably than it does or ever did; and whilst we last we
may as well make ourselves as comfortable as we can.
Note that as long as two persons can produce more than twice as much as
one, and two million very much more than twice as much as one million,
the earth is said by the political economists to be under the Law of
Increasing Return. And if ever we reach a point when there will be more
people than the earth can feed properly, and the next child born will make
the whole world poorer, then the earth will be under the Law of
Diminishing Return. If any gentleman tries to persuade you that the earth is
now under the Law of Diminishing Return you may safely conclude that he
has been told to say so at a university for the sons of the rich, who would
like you to believe that their riches, and the poverty of the rest, are brought
about by an eternal and unchangeable law of Nature instead of by an
artificial and disastrous misdistribution of the national income which we
can remedy.
All the same, do not overlook the fact that there may be overpopulation in
spots whilst the world as a whole is underpopulated. A boat in mid ocean,
containing ten castaways, a pint of water, and a pound of biscuits, is terribly
overpopulated. The cottage of a laborer with thirty shillings a week and
eight children is overpopulated. A tenement house with twelve rooms and
fifty people living in them is overpopulated. London is abominably
overpopulated. Therefore, though there is no world population question, and
the world is under the law of increasing return, there are innumerable spots
in the world which are overpopulated and under the law of diminishing
return. Equality of income would enable the unfortunate denizens of these
plague spots to escape from the slavery of diminishing returns to the
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THE DIAGNOSTIC OF SOCIALISM

W
E have now disposed of the only common objections to equal
division of income not dealt with in our earlier examination of the
various ways in which income is or might be unequally divided.
And we have done the whole business without bothering over what the
Socialists say, or quoting any of their books. You see how any intelligent
woman, sitting down to decide for herself how the national income should
be distributed, and without having ever heard the word Socialism or read a
line by any Socialist writer, may be driven by her own common sense and
knowledge of the world to the conclusion that the equal plan is the only
permanent and prosperous one possible in a free community. If you could
find a better way out of our present confusion and misery for us, you would
be hailed as one of the greatest of discoverers.
“And if I cannot,” you will say, “I suppose you will tell me I must join the
Socialists!”
Dear lady: have you ever read St Augustine? If you have, you will
remember that he had to admit that the early Christians were a very mixed
lot, and that some of them were more addicted to blackening their wives’
eyes for tempting them, and wrecking the temples of the pagans, than to
carrying out the precepts of the Sermon on the Mount. Indeed you must
have noticed that we modern Christians are still a very mixed lot, and that it
is necessary to hang a certain number of us every year for our country’s
good. Now I will be as frank as St Augustine, and admit that the professed
Socialists are also a very mixed lot, and that if joining them meant inviting
them indiscriminately to tea I should strongly advise you not to do it, as
they are just like other people, which means that some of them steal spoons
when they get the chance. The nice ones are very nice; the general run are
no worse than their neighbors; and the undesirable ones include some of the
most thoroughpaced rascals you could meet anywhere. But what better can
you expect from any political party you could join? You are, I hope, on the
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meantime you must put up with mere Conservatives, Liberals, Socialists,
Protestants, Catholics, Dissenters, and other groups of mortal women and
men, very mixed lots all of them, so that when you join them you have to
pick your company just as carefully as if they had no labels and were entire
strangers to you. Carlyle lumped them all as mostly fools; and who can
deny that, on the whole, they deserve it?
But, after all, you are an Intelligent Woman, and know this as well as I do.
What you may be a little less prepared for is that there are a great many
people who call themselves Socialists who do not clearly and thoroughly
know what Socialism is, and would be shocked and horrified if you told
them that you were in favor of dividing-up the income of the country
equally between everybody, making no distinction between lords and
laborers, babies in arms and able-bodied adults, drunkards and teetotallers,
archbishops and sextons, sinners and saints. They would assure you that all
this is a mere ignorant delusion of the man in the street, and that no
educated Socialist believes such crazy nonsense. What they want, they will
tell you, is equality of opportunity, by which I suppose they mean that
Capitalism will not matter if everyone has an equal opportunity of
becoming a Capitalist, though how that equality of opportunity can be
established without equality of income they cannot explain. Equality of
opportunity is impossible. Give your son a fountain pen and a ream of
paper, and tell him that he now has an equal opportunity with me of writing
plays, and see what he will say to you! Do not let yourself be deceived by
such phrases, or by protestations that you need not fear Socialism because it
does not really mean Socialism. It does; and Socialism means equality of
income and nothing else. The other things are only its conditions or its
consequences.
You may, if you have a taste that way, read all the books that have been
written to explain Socialism. You can study the Utopian Socialism of Sir
Thomas More, the Theocratic Socialism of the Incas, the speculations of
Saint Simon, the Communism of Fourier and Robert Owen, the so-called
Scientific Socialism of Karl Marx, the Christian Socialism of Canon
Kingsley and the Rev. F. D. Maurice, William Morris’s News from
Nowhere (a masterpiece of literary art which you should read anyhow), the
Constitutional Socialism of Sidney and Beatrice Webb and of the highly
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young men who have not yet had time to become celebrated. But clever as
they all are, if they do not mean equality of income they mean nothing that
will save civilization. The rule that subsistence comes first and virtue
afterwards is as old as Aristotle and as new as this book. The Communism
of Christ, of Plato, and of the great religious orders, all take equality in
material subsistence for granted as the first condition of establishing the
Kingdom of Heaven on earth. Whoever has reached this conclusion, by
whatever path, is a Socialist; and whoever has not reached it is no Socialist,
though he or she may profess Socialism or Communism in passionate
harangues from one end of the country to the other, and even suffer
martyrdom for it.
So now you know, whether you agree with it or not, exactly what Socialism
is, and why it is advocated so widely by thoughtful and experienced people
in all classes. Also, you can distinguish between the genuine Socialists, and
the curious collection of Anarchists, Syndicalists, Nationalists, Radicals,
and malcontents of all sorts who are ignorantly classed as Socialists or
Communists or Bolshevists because they are all hostile to the existing state
of things, as well as the professional politicians, or Careerists, who are
deserting Liberalism for Labor because they think the Liberal ship is
sinking. And you are qualified to take at its proper value the nonsense that
is talked and written every day by anti-Socialist politicians and journalists
who have never given five minutes serious thought to the subject, and who
trot round imaginary Bolshies as boys trot round Guys on the fifth of
November.

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PERSONAL RIGHTEOUSNESS

A
ND now that you know what Socialism is, let me give you a
warning, with an apology in advance if the warning is unnecessary.
English people, especially English ladies, are so individualistically
brought up that the moment they are convinced that anything is right they
are apt to announce that they are going to begin practising it at once, and to
order their children and servants to do the same. I have known women of
exceptional natural intelligence and energy who believed firmly that the
world can be made good by independent displays of coercive personal
righteousness. When they became convinced of the righteousness of
equality, they proceeded to do ridiculous things like commanding their
servants to take their meals with the family (forgetting that the servants had
not bargained for their intimacy and might strongly object to it), with
Heaven knows what other foolishness, until the servants gave notice, and
their husbands threatened to run away, and sometimes even did.
It is perhaps natural that ignorant poor women should imagine that
inequality is the fault of the rich women. What is more surprising is that
many rich women, though they ought to know better than anybody that a
woman can no more help being born rich than born poor, feel guilty and
ashamed of their wealth, and plunge into almsgiving to relieve their sickly
consciences. They often conceive Socialism as a charitable enterprise for
the benefit of the poor. Nothing could be further from the truth. Socialism
abhors poverty, and would abolish the poor. A hearty dislike and
disapproval of poor people as such is the first qualification of a good
Equalizer. Under Socialism people would be prosecuted for being poor as
they are now for being naked. Socialism loathes almsgiving, not only
sentimentally because it fills the paupers with humiliation, the patrons with
evil pride, and both with hatred, but because in a country justly and
providently managed there could be neither excuse for it on the pauper’s
part nor occasion for it on the patron’s. Those who like playing the good
Samaritan should remember that you cannot have good Samaritans without
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romance; but as they could not exist without sinners and victims they are
bad symptoms.
The virtues that feed on suffering are very questionable virtues. There are
people who positively wallow in hospitals and charitable societies and
Relief Funds and the like, yet who, if the need for their charitable exercises
were removed, could spend their energy to great advantage in improving
their own manners and learning to mind their own business. There will
always be plenty of need in the world for kindness; but it should not be
wasted on preventible starvation and disease. Keeping such horrors in
existence for the sake of exercising our sympathies is like setting our
houses on fire to exercise the vigor and daring of our fire brigades. It is the
people who hate poverty, not those who sympathize with it, who will put an
end to it. Almsgiving, though it cannot be stopped at present, as without it
we should have hunger riots, and possibly revolution, is an evil. At present
we give the unemployed a dole to support them, not for love of them, but
because if we left them to starve they would begin by breaking our
windows and end by looting our shops and burning our houses.
It is true that a third of the money has come directly out of their own
pockets; but the way in which it is repaid to them is none the less
demoralizing. They find out that whether they contribute or not, the rich
will pay ransom all the same. In ancient Rome the unemployed demanded
not only bread to feed them but gladiator shows to keep them amused
(panem et circenses); and the result was that Rome became crowded with
playboys who would not work at all, and were fed and amused with money
taken from the provinces. That was the beginning of the end of ancient
Rome. We may come to bread and football (or prize-fights) yet: indeed the
dole has brought us to the bread already. There is not even the blessing of
kindness on it; for we all grudge the dole (it comes out of all our pockets)
and would stop it tomorrow if we dared.
Equalization of Income will be brought about, not by every woman making
it her private business, but by every woman making it her public business:
that is, by law. And it will not be by a single law, but a long series of laws.
These laws will not be commandments saying thou shalt or thou shalt not.
The Ten Commandments gave the Israelites a set of precepts which none of
their laws were to violate; but the commandments were politically useless
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effect to them. The first and last commandment of Socialism is “Thou shalt
not have a greater or less income than thy neighbor”; but before such a
commandment can be even approximately obeyed we shall have not only to
pass hundreds of new Acts of Parliament and repeal hundreds of old ones,
but to invent and organize new Government departments; train and employ
no end of women and men as public servants; educate children to look at
their country’s affairs in a new way; and struggle at every step with the
opposition of ignorance, stupidity, custom, prejudice, and the vested
interests of the rich.
Imagine a Socialist Government elected by an overwhelming majority of
people who have read the preceding chapters of this book and been
convinced by them, but not otherwise prepared for any change. Imagine it
confronted with a starving woman. The woman says “I want work, not
charity”. The Government, not having any work for her, replies “Read
Shaw; and you will understand all about it”. The woman will say “I am too
hungry to read Shaw, even if I considered him an edifying author. Will you
please give me some food, and a job to enable me to pay for it honestly?”
What could the Government do but confess that it had no job to give her,
and offer her a dole, just as at present.
Until the Government has acquired all the powers of employment that the
private employers now possess, it can give nothing to starving women, but
outdoor relief with money taken by taxation from the employers and their
landlords and financiers, which is just what any unsocialist government
does. To acquire those powers it must itself become the national landlord,
the national financier, and the national employer. In other words, it cannot
distribute the national income equally until it, instead of the private owners,
has the national income to distribute. Until it has done so you cannot
practise Socialism even if you want to: you may even be severely punished
for trying. You may agitate and vote for all the steps by which equalization
of income will be reached; but in your private life you cannot do otherwise
than you have to do at present: that is, keep your social rank (know your
place, as it is called), paying or receiving the usual wages, investing your
money to the best advantage, and so forth.
You see, it is one thing to understand the aim of Socialism, and quite
another to carry it into practice, or even to see how it can or ever could be
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dinner or dress. Matthew Arnold tells you to choose equality. But these are
commandments without laws. How can you possibly obey them at present?
To take no thought for the morrow as we now are is to become a tramp; and
nobody can persuade a really intelligent woman that the problems of
civilization can be solved by tramps. As to choosing equality, let us choose
it by all means; but how? A woman cannot go into the streets to rifle the
pockets of those who have more money than she has, and give money away
to those who have less: the police would soon stop that, and pass her on
from the prison cell to the lunatic asylum. She knows that there are things
that the Government may do by law that no private person could be allowed
to do. The Government may say to Mrs Jobson “If you murder Mrs Dobson
(or anyone else) you will be hanged”. But if Mrs Dobson’s husband said to
Mrs Jobson “If you murder my wife I will strangle you” he would be
threatening to commit a crime, and could be severely punished for it, no
matter how odious and dangerous Mrs Jobson might be. In America, crowds
sometimes take criminals out of the hands of the law and lynch them. If
they attempted to do that in England they would be dispersed by the police,
or shot down by the soldiers, no matter how wicked the criminal and how
natural their indignation at the crime.
The first thing civilized people have to learn politically is that they must not
take the law into their own hands. Socialism is from beginning to end a
matter of law. It will have to make idlers work; but it must not allow private
persons to take this obligation on themselves. For instance, an Intelligent
Woman, having to deal with a lazy slut, might feel strongly tempted to take
up the nearest broomstick and say “If you dont get on with your work and
do your fair share of it I will lambaste you with this stick until you are black
and blue”. That occasionally happens at present. But such a threat, and
much more its execution, is a worse crime than idleness, however richly the
slattern may deserve the thrashing. The remedy must be a legal remedy. If
the slattern is to be whacked it must be done by order of a court of law, by
an officer of the law, after a fair trial by law. Otherwise life would be
unbearable; for if we were all allowed to take the law into our own hands as
we pleased, no woman could walk down the street without risk of having
her hat torn off and stamped on by some æsthete who happened to think it
unbecoming, or her silk stockings tarred by some fanatic who considers
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Besides, the Intelligent Woman might not be stronger than the lazy one; and
in that case the lazy one might take the broomstick and whack the
intelligent one for working too hard and thereby causing more to be
expected from the lazy ones. That, also, has often been done by too zealous
Trade Unionists.
I need not labor this point any more. Should you become a convert to
Socialism you will not be committed to any change in your private life, nor
indeed will you find yourself able to make any change that would be of the
smallest use in that direction. The discussions in the papers as to whether a
Socialist Prime Minister should keep a motor car, or a Socialist playwright
receive fees for allowing his plays to be performed, or Socialist landlords
and capitalists charge rent for their land or interest on their capital, or a
Socialist of any sort refrain from selling all that she has and giving it to the
poor (quite the most mischievous thing she could possibly do with it), are
all disgraceful displays of ignorance not only of Socialism, but of common
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CAPITALISM

N
OBODY who does not understand Capitalism can change it into
Socialism, or have clear notions of how Socialism will work.
Therefore we shall have to study Capitalism as carefully as
Socialism. To begin with, the word Capitalism is misleading. The proper
name of our system is Proletarianism. When practically every disinterested
person who understands our system wants to put an end to it because it
wastes capital so monstrously that most of us are as poor as church mice, it
darkens counsel to call it Capitalism. It sets people thinking that Socialists
want to destroy capital, and believe that they could do without it: in short,
that they are worse fools than their neighbors.
Unfortunately that is exactly what the owners of the newspapers want you
to think about Socialists, whilst at the same time they would persuade you
that the British people are a free and independent race who would scorn to
be proletarians (except a few drunken rascals and Russians and professional
agitators): therefore they carefully avoid the obnoxious word Proletarianism
and stick to the flattering title of Capitalism, which suggests that the
capitalists are defending that necessary thing, Capital.
However, I must take names as I find them; and so must you. Let it be
understood between us, then, that when we say Capitalism we mean the
system by which the land of the country is in the hands, not of the nation,
but of private persons called landlords, who can prevent anyone from living
on it or using it except on their own terms. Lawyers tell you that there is no
such thing as private property in land because all the land belongs to the
King, and can legally be “resumed” by him at any moment. But as the King
never resumes it nowadays, and the freeholder can keep you off it, private
property in land is a fact in spite of the law.
The main advantage claimed for this arrangement is that it makes the
landholders rich enough to accumulate a fund of spare money called capital.
This fund is also private property. Consequently the entire industry of the
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But as industry cannot exist without labor, the owners must for their own
sakes give employment to those who are not owners (called proletarians),
and must pay them enough wages to keep them alive and enable them to
marry and reproduce themselves, though not enough to enable them ever to
stop working regularly.
In this way, provided the owners make it their duty to be selfish, and always
hire labor at the lowest possible wage, the industry of the country will be
kept going, and the people provided with a continuous livelihood, yet kept
under a continuous necessity to go on working until they are worn out and
fit only for the workhouse. It is fully admitted, by those who understand this
system, that it produces enormous inequality of income, and that the
cheapening of labor which comes from increase of population must end in
an appalling spread of discontent, misery, crime, and disease, culminating
in violent rebellion, unless the population is checked at the point up to
which the owners can find employment for it; but the argument is that this
must be faced because human nature is so essentially selfish, and so
inaccessible to any motive except pecuniary gain, that no other practicable
way of building up a great modern civilization stands open to us.
This doctrine used to be called the doctrine of The Manchester School. But
as the name became unpopular, it is now described generally as Capitalism.
Capitalism therefore means that the only duty of the Government is to
maintain private property in land and capital, and to keep on foot an
efficient police force and magistracy to enforce all private contracts made
by individuals in pursuance of their own interests, besides, of course,
keeping civil order and providing for naval and military defence or
adventure.
In opposition to Capitalism, Socialism insists that the first duty of the
Government is to maintain equality of income, and absolutely denies any
private right of property whatever. It would treat every contract as one to
which the nation is a party, with the nation’s welfare as the predominant
consideration, and would not for a moment tolerate any contract the effect
of which would be that one woman should work herself to death
prematurely in degrading poverty in order that another should live idly and
extravagantly on her labor. Thus it is quite true that Socialism will abolish
private property and freedom of contract: indeed it has done so already to a
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Capitalism and Socialism has been going on for a century past, during
which Capitalism has been yielding bit by bit to the public indignation
roused by its worst results, and accepting instalments of Socialism to
palliate them.
Do not, by the way, let yourself be confused by the common use of the term
private property to denote personal possession. The law distinguished
between Real Property (lordship) and Personal Property until the effort to
make a distinction between property in land and property in capital
produced such a muddle that it was dropped in 1926. Socialism, far from
absurdly objecting to personal possessions, knows them to be indispensable,
and looks forward to a great increase of them. But it is incompatible with
real property.
To make the distinction clear let me illustrate. You call your umbrella your
private property, and your dinner your private property. But they are not so:
you hold them on public conditions. You may not do as you please with
them. You may not hit me on the head with your umbrella; and you may not
put rat poison into your dinner and kill me with it, or even kill yourself; for
suicide is a crime in British law. Your right to the use and enjoyment of
your umbrella and dinner is a personal right, rigidly limited by public
considerations. But if you own an English or Scottish county you may drive
the inhabitants off it into the sea if they have nowhere else to go. You may
drag a sick woman with a newly born baby in her arms out of her house and
dump her in the snow on the public road for no better reason than that you
can make more money out of sheep and deer than out of women and men.
You may prevent a waterside village from building a steamboat pier for the
convenience of its trade because you think the pier would spoil the view
from your bedroom window, even though you never spend more than a
fortnight a year in that bedroom, and often do not come there for years
together. These are not fancy examples: they are things that have been done
again and again. They are much worse crimes than hitting me over the head
with your umbrella. And if you ask why landowners are allowed to do with
their land what you are not allowed to do with your umbrella, the reply is
that the land is private property, or, as the lawyers used to say, real property,
whilst the umbrella is only personal property. So you will not be surprised
to hear Socialists say that the sooner private property is done away with the
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Both Capitalism and Socialism claim that their object is the attainment of
the utmost possible welfare for mankind. It is in their practical postulates
for good government, their commandments if you like to call them so, that
they differ. These are, for Capitalism, the upholding of private property in
land and capital, the enforcement of private contracts, and no other State
interference with industry or business except to keep civil order; and, for
Socialism, the equalization of income, which involves the complete
substitution of personal for private property and of publicly regulated
contract for private contract, with police interference whenever equality is
threatened, and complete regulation and control of industry and its products
by the State.
As far as political theory is concerned you could hardly have a flatter
contradiction and opposition than this; and when you look at our Parliament
you do in fact see two opposed parties, the Conservative and the Labor,
representing roughly Capitalism and Socialism. But as members of
Parliament are not required to have had any political education, or indeed
any education at all, only a very few of them, who happen to have made a
special study, such as you are making, of social and political questions,
understand the principles their parties represent. Many of the Labor
members are not Socialists. Many of the Conservatives are feudal
aristocrats, called Tories, who are as keen on State interference with
everything and everybody as the Socialists. All of them are muddling along
from one difficulty to another, settling as best they can when they can put it
off no longer, rather than on any principle or system. The most you can say
is that, as far as the Conservative Party has a policy at all, it is a Capitalistic
policy, and as far as the Labor Party has a policy at all it is a Socialist
policy; so that if you wish to vote against Socialism you should vote
Conservative; and if you wish to vote against Capitalism you should vote
Labor. I put it in this way because it is not easy to induce people to take the
trouble to vote. We go to the polling station mostly to vote against
something instead of for anything.
We can now settle down to our examination of Capitalism as it comes to our
own doors. And, as we proceed, you must excuse the disadvantage I am at
in not knowing your private affairs. You may be a capitalist. You may be a
proletarian. You may be betwixt-and-between in the sense of having an
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to save any more capital. I shall have to treat you sometimes as if you were
so poor that the difference of a few shillings a ton in the price of coal is a
matter of serious importance in your housekeeping, and sometimes as if you
were so rich that your chief anxiety is how to invest the thousands you have
not been able to spend.
There is no need for you to remain equally in the dark about me; and you
had better know whom you are dealing with. I am a landlord and capitalist,
rich enough to be supertaxed; and in addition I have a special sort of
property called literary property, for the use of which I charge people
exactly as a landlord charges rent for his land. I object to inequality of
income not as a man with a small income, but as one with a middling big
one. But I know what it is to be a proletarian, and a poor one at that. I have
worked in an office; and I have pulled through years of professional
unemployment, some of the hardest of them at the expense of my mother. I
have known the extremes of failure and of success. The class in which I was
born was that most unlucky of all classes: the class that claims gentility and
is expected to keep up its appearances without more than the barest scrap
and remnant of property to do it on. I intrude these confidences on you
because it is as well that you be able to allow for my personal bias. The rich
often write about the poor, and the poor about the rich, without really
knowing what they are writing about. I know the whole gamut from
personal experience, short of actual hunger and homelessness, which should
never be experienced by anybody. If I cry sour grapes, you need not suspect
that they are only out of my reach: they are all in my hand at their ripest and
best.
So now let us come down to tin tacks.

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SK yourself this question: “Where does unequal distribution of the
national income hit me in my everyday life?”
The answer is equally plain and practical. When you go out to do
your marketing it hits you in every purchase you make. For every head of
cabbage you buy, every loaf of bread, every shoulder of mutton, every
bottle of beer, every ton of coals, every bus or tram fare, every theatre
ticket, every visit from your doctor or charwoman, every word of advice
from your lawyer, you have to pay not only what they cost, but an
additional charge which is handed over finally to people who have done
nothing whatever for you.
Now though every intelligent woman knows that she cannot expect to have
goods or services for less than they cost in education, materials, labor,
management, distribution, and so on, no intelligent woman will consent, if
she knows about it and can help it, to pay over and above this inevitable
cost for the luxuries and extravagances of idlers, especially if she finds
great difficulty in making both ends meet by working pretty hard herself.
To rid her of this overcharge, Socialists propose to secure goods for
everyone at cost price by nationalizing the industries which produce them.
This terrifies the idlers and their dependents so much that they do their best
to persuade the Intelligent Woman in their newspapers and speeches and
sermons that nationalization is an unnatural crime which must utterly ruin
the country. That is all nonsense. We have plenty of nationalization at
present; and nobody is any the worse for it. The army and navy, the civil
service, the posts and telegraphs and telephones, the roads and bridges, the
lighthouses and royal dockyards and arsenals, are all nationalized services;
and anyone declaring that they were unnatural crimes and were ruining the
country would be transferred to the county lunatic asylum, also a national
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And we have much more nationalization than this in the form called
municipalization, the only difference being that instead of the central
Westminster Parliament owning and conducting the industry for the nation,
as it does the Post Office, the industry is owned and conducted by City
Corporations or County Councils for the local ratepayers. Thus we get
publicly owned electric light works, gas works, water works, trams, baths
and washhouses, public health services, libraries, picture galleries,
museums, lavatories, parks and piers with pavilions and bands and stages,
besides many other public services which concern the maintenance of the
Empire, and of which the public knows nothing.
Most of these things could be done by private companies and shops; indeed
many of them are done at present partly by private enterprise and partly by
public: for instance, in London private electric lighting companies supply
light in one district whilst the Borough Councils provide a municipal supply
in others. But the municipal supply is cheaper, and with honest and capable
management always must be cheaper than the private company’s supply.
You will ask, why must it? Well, shortly, because it pays less for its capital,
less for its management, and nothing at all for profits, this triple advantage
going to the consumer in cheapness. But to take in the whole scope of
public enterprise as compared with private, let us begin with the
nationalized services. Why is it that the nationalized Post Office is so much
cheaper and more extensive than a private letter-carrying company could
make it, that private letter-carrying is actually forbidden by law?
The reason is that the cost of carrying letters differs greatly as between one
letter and another. The cost of carrying a letter from house to house in the
same terrace is so small that it cannot be expressed in money: it is as near
nothing as does not matter: to get a figure at all you would have to take the
cost per thousand letters instead of per letter. But the cost of carrying the
same letter from the Isle of Wight to San Francisco is considerable. It has to
be taken from the train to the ship to cross the Solent; changed into another
ship at Southampton or perhaps at Liverpool after another train journey;
carried across the Atlantic Ocean; then across the continent of North
America; and finally delivered at the opposite side of the world to the Isle
of Wight. You would naturally expect the Postmaster-General to deliver a
dozen letters for you in the same terrace for a penny, and charge you a
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for you is to deliver the thirteen letters for three-halfpence apiece. By the
time these lines are in print he may be charging you only a penny apiece, as
he used to before the war. He charges you less than the cost of sending the
long-distance letter, and more than the cost of sending the short-distance
letters; but as he has thousands of short-distance letters to send and only
dozens of long-distance ones he can make up for the undercharge on the
long by an overcharge on the short. This charging the same for all letters is
called by economists averaging. Others call it gaining on the swings what
we lose on the roundabouts.
Our reason for forbidding private persons or companies to carry letters is
that if they were allowed to meddle, there would soon be companies selling
stamps at threepence a dozen to deliver letters within a few miles. The
Postmaster-General would get nothing but long-distance letters: that is, the
ones with a high cost of carriage. He would have to put up the price of his
stamps; and when we found that the advantage of sending a letter a mile or
two for a farthing was accompanied by the disadvantage of paying sixpence
or a shilling when we wanted to write to someone ten miles off, we should
feel that we had made a very bad bargain. The only gainers would be the
private companies who had upset our system. And when they had upset it
they would raise their short-distance prices to the traditional penny, if not
higher.
Now let us turn from this well-established nationalized service to one that
might be nationalized, and that concerns every housekeeper in the country
very intimately. I mean the coal supply. Coals have become a necessary of
life in our climate; and they are dreadfully dear. As I write these lines it is
midsummer, when coals are cheapest; and a circular dated the 16th June
offers me drawingroom coal for thirty-six and threepence a ton, and
anthracite for seventy shillings. That is much more than the average cost.
Why must I pay it? Why must you pay it? Simply because the coal industry
is not yet nationalized. It is private property.
The cost price of coal varies from nothing to a pound a ton or more, without
counting what it costs to carry and distribute the coal throughout the
country. Perhaps you do not believe that coals can be had for nothing; but I
assure you that on the Sunderland coast when the tide is out coals can be
picked up on the shore by all comers as freely as shells or seaweed. I have
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that anybody needs there to set up as a hawker of coals in a small way, or to
fill the cellar at home. Elsewhere on our coasts coal is so hard to reach that
shafts have been sunk and mines dug for miles under the sea, the coal not
having been reached until after twenty years work and a heavy expenditure
of money. Between these two extremes there are all sorts of mines, some
yielding so little coal at such high cost that they are worked only when the
price of coal rises to exceptional heights, and others in which coal is so
plentiful and easily got at that it is always profitable to work them even
when coal is unusually cheap. The money they cost to open up varies from
£350 to over a million. But the price you have to pay never falls below the
cost from the very dearest mines.
The reason is this. What makes prices high is scarcity: what brings them
down is plenty. Coals rise and fall in price just like strawberries. They are
dear when scarce, cheap when plenty.
Now an article can become scarce in several ways. One is by reducing the
quantity in the market by slackening or ceasing to manufacture. Another is
to increase the number of people who want to buy the article and have
money enough to pay for it. Yet another is to find out new uses for it. A
scarcity of coal can be produced not only by the increase of the population,
but by the people who formerly wanted only a scuttle of coals for the
kitchen fire wanting thousands of tons for blast furnaces and ocean
steamers. It is the scarcity produced in these ways that has raised the price
of coal to such a point that it is now worth while to tunnel out mines under
the sea. The cost of such mines is heavy; but it is not incurred until the price
of coal has gone up sufficiently to cover it with a profit. If the price falls
enough to cut off that profit the mine stops working and is abandoned. And
what is the consequence of that? The stopping of the mine cuts off the
supply of coals it used to send to the market; and the scarcity produced by
the stoppage sends the price up again until it is high enough to restart the
mine without losing money by it.
In this way the Intelligent Woman (and also the unintelligent one) finds
herself condemned always to pay for her coals the full cost of getting them
from the very dearest mines in use, though she may know that only the fag
end of the supply comes from these mines, the rest coming from mines
where the cost is much lower. She will be assured, if she remonstrates, that
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working; and this will be quite true. What she will not be told, though it
also is quite true, is that the better mines are making excessive profits at her
expense, to say nothing of landlord’s royalties.
And here comes in another complication. The miners who hew out the coal
for wages in the better mines are paid no more than those in the worse ones
which can barely afford to keep going, because the men, unlike the coal,
can go from one mine to another, and what the poorest miner must accept
all must accept. Thus the wages of all the miners are kept down to the
poverty of the worst mines, just as the coal bills of all the housekeepers are
kept up to their high cost. The dissatisfied miners strike, making coals
scarcer and dearer than ever. The housekeepers grumble, but cannot bring
down prices, and blame “the middleman”. Nobody is satisfied except the
owners of the better mines.
The remedy here is, of course, the Postmaster-General’s plan of averaging.
If all the coal mines belonged to a Coalmaster-General he could set off the
good mines against the bad, and sell coal for the average cost of getting the
whole supply instead of having to sell it for the cost of getting it in the very
worst mines. To take fancy figures, if half the supply cost a pound a ton to
raise and the other half cost half a crown a ton, he could sell at eleven and
threepence a ton instead of at a pound. A Commercial Coal Trust, though it
might come to own all the mines, would not do this, because its object
would be to make as much profit as possible for its shareholders instead of
to make coal as cheap for you as possible. There is only one owner who
would work in your interest, and not want to make any profit at all. That
owner would be a Government Coalmaster-General, acting for the nation:
that is, acting for you and all the other housekeepers and users of coal.
Now you understand why you have the miners and the intelligent users and
buyers of coal demanding the nationalization of the coal mines, and all the
owners of the mines and the sellers of coal shrieking that nationalization
would mean waste, corruption, ruinously high prices, the destruction of our
commerce and industry, the end of our empire, and anything else they can
think of in their dismay at the prospect of losing the profits they make by
compelling us to pay a great deal more for our coal than it costs. But
however recklessly they shriek, they are careful never to mention the real
point of the whole business: that is, the procuring of coal for everybody at
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nationalization is a wicked invention of the Bolshevists, and that the British
Government is so corrupt and incompetent that it could not manage a baked
potato stand honestly and capably, much less a coal mine. You may read ten
debates in the House of Commons on coal nationalization, and a hundred
newspaper articles on those debates, without ever learning what I have just
told you about the difference between the mines, and how by averaging the
cost of working them the price of your coals could be greatly reduced. Once
these facts are known and understood there is no room for further argument:
every purchaser of coal becomes a nationalizer at once; though every coal
proprietor is ready to spend the last penny he can spare to discredit and
prevent nationalization.
You see then how separate private property in coal mines hits a woman
every time she buys coals. Well, it hits her in precisely the same way every
time she buys a pair of scissors or a set of knives and forks or a flat-iron,
because iron mines and silver mines differ like coal mines. It hits her every
time she buys a loaf of bread, because wheat farms differ in fertility just
like mines: a bushel of wheat will cost much more to raise on one farm than
on another. It hits her every time she buys anything that is made in a
factory, because factories differ according to their distance from railways or
canals or seaports or big market towns or places where their raw materials
are plentiful, or where there is natural water power to drive their works. In
every case the shop price represents the cost of the article in the few mines
and factories where the cost of production is greatest. It never represents the
average cost taking one factory and one mine with another, which is the real
national cost. Thus she is kept poor in a rich country because all the
difference between the worst and the best in it is skimmed off for the
private owners of the mines and factories by simply charging her more for
everything she uses than the things cost. And it is to save her from this
monstrous imposition that the Socialists, and many people who never dream
of calling themselves Socialists, propose that the mines and factories shall
be made national property instead of private property. The difference
between the Socialist and non-Socialist nationalizers is that the non-
Socialists aim only at cheap coal, whereas the Socialists have the ulterior
object of bringing the mines into national ownership and control so as to
prevent their remaining an instrument of inequality of income. On the
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Socialism can advance without a majority of professed Socialists in
Parliament, or even without any.
Note that the difference between the highest cost of production under the
worst circumstances and the lower costs under more favorable
circumstances is called by economists rent. Mining rents and rents of
copyrights and patent rights are called royalties; and most people call
nothing rent except what they pay for house and land. But rent is part of the
price of everything that has a price at all, except things that are
communized, and things that are produced under the most unfavorable
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ESIDES buying things in the shops you have to pay rates, taxes,
telephone rent (if you have a telephone), and rent of house and land.
Let us examine this part of your expenditure, and see whether you
get hit here again and again.
People grumble a great deal about the rates, because they get nothing across
the counter for them; and what they do get they share with everyone else, so
that they have no sense of individual property in it, as they have in their
clothes and houses and furniture. But they would not possess their clothes
or their furniture or their houses very long in peace but for the paved and
lighted and policed streets, the water supply and drainage, and all the other
services the rates pay for. The Intelligent Woman, when she begins to study
these matters, soon realizes that she gets better value for her rates than for
any other part of her expenditure, and that the municipal candidates who
ask for her vote on the ground that they are going to abolish or reduce the
rates (which they fortunately cannot do) are mostly either fools or humbugs,
if not both. And she has the satisfaction of knowing that she gets these
services as nearly as possible at their cost to the local authority, which not
only does not profiteer at her expense, but does for nothing a great deal of
directorial work that in any private business would have to be paid for, and
under present circumstances ought to be paid for, in public business as well.
The same advantage can be claimed for taxes. Of all the public services
which you pay for in taxes to the Government it can be said that there is no
direct profiteering in them: you get them for what they cost the
Government: that is, for much less than you would have to pay if they were
private business concerns.
So far it would seem that when you pay your rates and taxes you escape the
exactions which pursue you whenever you spend money in any other way.
You are perhaps beginning to feel that the next time the collector calls you
will hear his knock with joy, and welcome him with the beaming face of the
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I am sorry to spoil it all; but the truth is that Capitalism plunders you
through the Government and the municipalities and County Councils as
effectually as it does through the shopkeeper. It is not only that the
Government and the local authorities, in order to carry on their public
services, have to buy vast quantities of goods from private profiteers who
charge them more than cost price, and that this overcharge is passed on to
you as a ratepayer and taxpayer. Nor is it that the Government of the
country, acting for the people of the country, cannot use the land of the
country without paying some private person heavily for leave to do so.
There are ways of getting round these overcharges, as, for instance, when
the Government buys a piece of land for its operations, but raises the money
to pay for it by a tax on rent which only the landlords pay, or when it raises
capital by a tax on unearned incomes. By this expedient it can, and
sometimes does, give you a complete and genuine cost price service. It can
even give it to you for nothing and make richer people pay for it.
But you are rated and taxed not only to pay for public services which are
equally useful to all, but for other things as well; and when you come to
these you may, if you are a rich woman, complain that you are being
plundered by Socialists for the benefit of the poor, or, if you are a poor
woman, that you are being plundered by Capitalists who throw on the rents
and taxes certain expenses which they should pay out of their own pockets.
Let us see what foundation there is for such complaints. Let us begin with
the rich. By taxation rich people have a quarter or a third of their incomes,
and very rich people more than half, taken from them by the Government,
not for any specified public service, but as pure nationalization
(communization) of their income to that extent without any compensation,
and by simple coercion. This is now taken so completely as a matter of
course that the rich never dream of asking for compensation, or refusing to
pay until their goods are forcibly seized, or even of calling it Bolshevik
confiscation; and so we are apt to talk as if such things never happened
except in the imaginations of wicked Communists; but they happen in Great
Britain regularly every January; and the Act authorizing them is brought in
every April by the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Though reassuringly called
the Appropriation Act it is really an Expropriation Act.
There is nothing in the law or the Constitution, or in any custom or tradition
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prevent this confiscated third or half being raised to three-quarters, nine-
tenths, or the whole. Besides this, when a very rich person dies, the
Government confiscates the entire income of the property for the next eight
years. The smallest taxable properties have to give up their incomes to the
Government for ten months, and the rest for different periods between these
extremes, in proportion to their amount.
In addition, there are certain taxes paid by rich and poor alike, called
indirect taxes. Some of them are taxes on certain articles of food, and on
tobacco and spirits, which you pay in the shop when you buy them, as part
of the price. Others are stamp duties: twopence if you give a receipt for £2
or more, sixpence if you make a simple written agreement, hundreds of
pounds on certain other documents which propertyless people never use.
None of these taxes are levied for a named service like the police rate or the
water rate: they are simple transfers of income from private pockets to the
national pocket, and, as such, acts of pure Communism. It may surprise you
to learn that even without counting the taxes on food, which fall on all
classes, the private property thus communized already amounts to nearly a
million a day.
The rich may well gasp at the figure, and ask what does the Government do
with it all? What value do they get for this contribution which appears so
prodigious to most of us who have to count our incomes in hundreds a year
and not in millions a day? Well, the Government provides an army and
navy, a civil service, courts of law and so forth; and, as we have seen, it
provides them either at cost price or more nearly at cost price than any
commercial concern would. But over a hundred million solid pounds of it
are handed over every year in hard cash in pensions and doles to the
unfortunate people who have small incomes or none.
This is pure redistribution of income: that is, pure Socialism. The officers of
the Government take the money from the rich and give it to the poor
because the poor have not enough and the rich have too much, without
regard to their personal merits. And here again there is no constitutional
limit to the process. I can remember a time when there was no supertax, and
the income tax was twopence in the pound instead of four-and-sixpence or
five shillings, and when Gladstone hoped to abolish it altogether. Nobody
dreamt then of using taxation as an instrument for effecting a more equal
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it could be carried to complete equality without any change in our annual
exchequer routine.
So far the poor have the better of the bargain. But some of the rich do very
well out of the taxes. By far the heaviest single item of Government
expenditure is the annual payment for the hire of the money we borrowed
for the war. It is all spent and gone; but we must go on paying for the hire
until we replace and repay it. Most of it was borrowed from the rich,
because they alone had any spare money to lend. Consequently the
Government takes a vast sum of money every year from the whole body of
rich, and immediately hands it back to those who lent it money for the war.
The effect of this transaction is simply to redistribute income between the
rich themselves. Those who lose by it make a fuss about what they call the
burden of the National Debt; but the nation is not a penny the poorer for
taking money from one bold Briton and giving it to another. Whether the
transfer is for better or worse depends on whether it increases or diminishes
the existing inequality. Unfortunately, it is bound, on the whole, to increase
it, because the Government, instead of taking money from some capitalists
and dividing it among them all, is taking money from all capitalists and
dividing it among some of them. This is the real mischief of the National
Debt, which, in so far as it is owed to our own people, is not a debt at all. To
illustrate, one may say that an elephant does not complain of being
burdened because its legs have to carry its own weight; but if all the weight
were on one side instead of being equally distributed between the legs, the
elephant would hardly be able to carry it, and would roll over on its back
when it met the slightest obstacle, which is very much what our trade does
under our unequal system.
It is sometimes said that the capitalists who lent the Government the money
for the war deserve the hire of it because they made sacrifices. As I was one
of them myself I can tell you without malice that this is sentimental
nonsense. They were the only people who were not called on to make any
sacrifice: on the contrary, they were offered a gilt-edged investment at five
per cent when they would have taken four. The people who were blinded,
maimed, or killed by the war were those really sacrificed; and those who
worked and fought were the real saviors of the country; whilst the people
who did nothing but seize the national loaf that others had made, and take a
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it to the soldiers, did no personal service at all: they only made the food
shortage still shorter. The reason for pampering them in this absurd fashion
was not for any service or merit on their part: it was the special
consideration we have to shew to spare money as such because we are
afraid there would not be any available if we did not pamper a class by
giving it more than it can spend. We shall have to go further into this when
we examine the nature of capital later on. Meanwhile, if you had the
misfortune to lose an eye during one of the air raids, or if you lost your
husband or son, or if you “did your bit” strenuously throughout the war, and
are now a taxpayer, it must seem to you, to say the least, funny to have
money taken from you by the Government and handed over to some lady
who did nothing but live as indulgently as she could all the time. You will
not easily be convinced that it would have been a more dreadful thing for
the Government to commandeer her money than your husband’s limbs, or
your son’s life. The utmost that can be said is that it may have been more
expedient.
One more example of how your taxes may be used to enrich profiteers
instead of to do you any service. At the beginning of the war, the influence
of the profiteers was so strong that they persuaded the Government to allow
them to make all the shells instead of having them made in national
factories. The result was that you were paying taxes to keep workmen
standing idle in Woolwich Arsenal at full wages in order that the
profiteering firms should have all the work at a profit. You had to pay their
workmen too, and the profit into the bargain. It soon turned out that they
could not make nearly enough shells. Those they did make were
unnecessarily expensive and not always explosive. The result was an
appalling slaughter of our young men in Flanders, who were left almost
defenceless in the trenches through the shortage of munitions; and we were
on the verge of being defeated by simple extermination when the
Government, taking the matter in hand itself, opened national factories (you
may have worked in some of them) in which munitions were produced on
such a scale that we have hardly yet got rid of what was left of them when
the war ended, besides controlling the profiteers, teaching them their
business (they did not know even how to keep proper accounts, and were
wasting money like water), and limiting their profits drastically. And yet, in
the face of this experience (which was of course a tremendous triumph for
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than the capitalist papers began again with their foolish and corrupt
declarations that Governments are such incompetent and dishonest and
extravagant jobbers, and private firms so splendidly capable and
straightforward, that Governments must never do anything that private
firms can make profits by doing; and very soon all the national factories
were sold for an old song to the profiteers, and the national workers were in
the streets with the demobilized soldiers, living on the dole, two millions
strong.
This is only a sensational instance of something that is always going on:
namely, the wasting of your money by employing profiteering contractors
to do the work that could be done better by the authorities themselves
without charging you any profit.
You see therefore that when you pay rates and taxes you are not safe from
being charged not only the cost price of public services, but huge sums
which go to private employers as unnecessary or excessive profits, to the
landlords and capitalists whose land and capital these employers use, and to
those property owners who hold the War Loan and the other stocks which
represent the National Debt. But as you may also get back some of it as a
pensioner or a recipient of public relief in some form or other, or as you
may yourself be a holder of War Loan or Consols, or a shareholder in one of
the commercial concerns which get contracts from the Government and the
municipalities, it is impossible for me to say whether, on the whole, you
gain or lose. I can only say that the chances are ten to one that you lose on
balance; that is, that the rich get more out of you through the Government
than you get out of them. So much for the taxes. Now for the rates.

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YOUR RATES

T
HE rates are not paid equally by everybody. The local authorities, like
the Government, have to recognize the fact that some people are
better able to pay than others, and make them pay accordingly. They
do this by calculating the rates on the value of the house occupied by the
ratepayer, and of his place of business, guessing that a person with a house
or shop worth a hundred a year will be richer than one with a house or shop
worth twenty, and rating him on the valuation.
Thus every rate is really a graduated income tax as well as a payment for
public services. Then there are the municipal debts as well as the national
debt; and as municipalities are as lazy and wasteful as central governments
in the way of giving public jobs out to profiteering contractors, everything
that happens with the taxes happens with the rates as well on a smaller
scale.
But there are other anomalies which rating brings out.
Just consider what happens when even the quite genuine part of our
national and municipal Communism, paying its way honestly by taxing and
rating, is applied, as we apply it, to people of whom some are very poor and
some are very rich. If a woman cannot afford to feed herself well enough to
nurse her baby properly she clearly cannot afford to contribute to the
maintenance of a stud of cream-colored ponies in the stables of
Buckingham Palace. If she lives with her husband and children in a single
room in a back-to-back dwelling in a slum, hopelessly out of reach of the
public parks of the great cities, with their flowers and bands and rides and
lakes and boats, it is rather hard on her to have to pay a share of the cost of
these places of recreation, used largely by rich people whose horses and
motor cars shew that they could easily pay a charge for admission sufficient
to maintain the place without coming to her for a contribution.
In short, since communistic expenditure is compulsory expenditure,
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unless everybody has the same income. But the remedy is, not to abolish the
parks and the cream-colored ponies, and to tell the Prince of Wales that he
cannot have more than one suit of clothes until every poor woman’s son has
two, all of which is not only impossible but envious and curmudgeonish,
but to equalize incomes. In the meantime we must pay our rates and taxes
with the best grace we can, knowing that if we tried to drag down public
expenditure to the level of the worst private poverty our lives would be
unendurable even by savages.
This, however, does not apply to certain ways in which the ratepayer is
“exploited”. To exploit a person is to make money out of her without giving
her an equivalent return. Now practically all private employers exploit the
ratepayer more or less in a way that she never notices unless she has studied
the subject as we are studying it at present. And the way they do it is this.
A woman who employs domestic servants gives regular employment to
most of them; but to some she gives only casual employment. The
housemaid and cook are in regular employment; the nurse is in temporary
employment; and the charwoman is in casual employment: that is, she is
taken on for a few hours or for a day, and then cast off to shift for herself as
best she can until she gets another equally short job. If she is ill, none of her
occasional employers need concern herself: and when rich people die and
make provision for their servants in their wills, they never think of
including a legacy for the charwoman.
Now no doubt it is very convenient to be able to pick up a woman like a
taxi for an hour or so, and then get rid of her without any further
responsibility by paying her a few shillings and turning her into the street.
But it means that when the charwoman is ill or out of employment or
getting so old that younger and stronger women are preferred to her,
somebody has to provide for her. And that somebody is the ratepayer, who
provides the outdoor relief and the workhouse, besides, as taxpayer, the old
age pension and part of the dole. If the ratepayer did not do this the
householder would have either to do without the charwoman or pay her
more. Even regular servants could not, as at present, be discharged without
pensions when they are worn out, if the ratepayers made no provision for
them. Thus the householder is making the other ratepayers, many of whom
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But this is perhaps not the most impressive case, because you, as an
experienced woman, can tell me that charwomen do not do so badly for
themselves; that they are hard to get; and that steady ones often have their
pick of several jobs, and make a compliment of taking one. But think of the
great industrial concerns which employ huge armies of casuals. Take the
dock companies for example. The men who load and unload the ships are
taken on by the hour in hundreds at a time; and they never know whether
there will be an hour’s work for them or eight hours, or whether they will
get two days in the week or six. I can remember when they were paid
twopence an hour, and how great a victory they were supposed to have
gained when they struck for sixpence an hour and got it. The dock
companies profit; but the men and their families are nearly always living
more or less on the rates.
Take the extreme case of this. The ratepayers have to maintain a workhouse.
If any man presents himself at that workhouse as a destitute person, he must
be taken in and lodged and fed and clothed. It is an established practice with
some men to live at the workhouse as ablebodied paupers until they feel
disposed for a night of drinking and debauchery. Then they demand their
discharge, and must be let out to go about their business. They unload a
ship; spend all the money they earn in a reckless spree; and return to the
workhouse next morning as destitute persons to resume their residence
there at the ratepayers’ expense. A woman can do the same when there are
casual jobs within her reach. This, I repeat, is the extreme case only: the
decent respectable laborers do not do it; but casual labor does not tend to
make people decent and respectable. If they were not careless, and did not
keep up their spirits and keep down their prudence by drinking more than is
good for them, they could not endure such worrying uncertainty.
Now, as it happens, dock labor is dangerous labor. In busy times in big
docks an accident happens about every twenty minutes. But the dock
company does not keep a hospital to mend its broken casuals. Why should
it? There is the Poor Law Infirmary, supported by the ratepayers, near at
hand, or a hospital supported by their charitable subscriptions; and nothing
is simpler than to carry the victim of the accident there to be cured at the
public expense without troubling the dock company. No wonder the dock
company chairmen and directors are often among our most ardent
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Another public institution kept by the ratepayers and taxpayers is the
prison, with its police force, its courts of law, its judges, and all the rest of
its very expensive retinue. An enormous proportion of the offences they
deal with are caused by drink. Now the trade in drink is extremely
profitable: so much so that in England it is called The Trade, which is short
for The Trade of Trades. But why is it profitable? Because the trader in
drink takes all the money the drunkard pays for his liquor, and when he is
drunk throws him into the street, leaving the ratepayer to pay for all the
mischief he may do, all the crimes he may commit, all the illness he may
bring on himself and his family, and all the poverty to which he may be
reduced. If the cost of these were charged against the drink trade instead of
against the police rates and poor rates, the profits of the trade would vanish
at once.
As it is, the trader gets all the takings; and the ratepayer stands all the
losses. That is why they made the trade unlawful in America. They shut up
the saloons (public houses), and found immediately that they could shut up
a good many of the prisons as well. But if they had municipalized the drink
traffic: that is, if the ratepayer had kept the public house as well as the
prison, the greatest care would have been taken to discourage drunkenness,
because drunkenness would have produced a loss in the municipal accounts
instead of a profit. As it is, the ratepayer is being exploited outrageously by
the drink trade, and the whole nation weakened and demoralized in order
that a handful of people may become unnaturally rich. It is true that they
rebuild our tumble-down cathedrals for us occasionally; but then they
expect to be made peers for it. The bargain is an insanely bad one anyhow.
There is one more trick that can be played on you both by the municipality
and the Government. In spite of their obligation not to profiteer, but to give
you every service at cost price, they often do profiteer quite openly, and
actually boast of their profits as a proof of their business efficiency. This
takes place when you pay for the service, not by a tax or a rate, but by the
ordinary process of paying for what you consume. Thus when you want a
letter sent, you pay the Government three halfpence across the counter for
the job. When you live where electric light is made and supplied by the
municipality, you do not pay for it in your rates: you pay so much for every
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I am sorry to have to add that the Postmaster-General takes advantage of
this to charge you more for carrying your letter than the average cost of it to
the Post Office. In this way he makes a profit which he hands over to the
Chancellor of the Exchequer, who uses it to keep down the income tax and
supertax. You pay more that the income tax payers may pay less. A fraction
of your three halfpence goes into the pockets of the millionaires. True, if
you are an income tax payer you get a scrap of it back yourself; but as most
people do not pay income tax and everybody buys at least a few postage
stamps, the income tax payers in effect exploit the purchasers of stamps.
The principle is wrong, and the practice a dangerous abuse, which is
nevertheless applauded and carried to greater and greater lengths as the
Government adds telegraphs to posts, telephones to telegraphs, and wireless
to both.
In the case of a municipal electric lighting supply, I must tell you that in
spite of the fact that the municipality, unlike a private company, has to
begin paying off the cost of setting up its works from the moment it
borrows it, and must clear it all off within a certain period, yet even when it
does this and yet supplies electricity at a lower price than the private
companies, it makes a profit in spite of itself. It applies the profit to a
reduction of the rates; and the ratepayers are so pleased by this, and so
accustomed to think that a business which makes profits must be a sound
one, that the municipality is tempted to make a profit on purpose, and even
a big one, by charging the consumer more than the supply costs. When this
happens, it is clear that the overcharged people who use electric light are
paying part of the rates of those who do not. Even if everybody used
electric light there would still be inequalities in the consumption of current.
A struggling shopkeeper, who must make his shop blaze with light to attract
custom, must have a heavier bill for electric light than much richer people
who have only their private houses to illuminate.
We must not spend any more time on your rates and taxes. If they were
entirely abolished (how popular that would be!) and their places taken by
profiteering charges for State and municipal services, the result would be,
not State and municipal Socialism but State and municipal Capitalism. As it
is, you can see how even in your rates, which ought to be quite free from
the idler’s toll, you can be and to some extent are “exploited” just as you are
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YOUR RENT

W
HEN we come from your rates and taxes to your rent, your
grievance is far clearer, because when you pay your rent you have
to hand your money directly to your exploiter to do what she or he
likes with instead of to a public treasurer who gives you value for part of it
in public service to yourself, and tells you nothing about the remainder
which goes to septuagenarians, paupers, ground landlords, profiteering
contractors, and so forth, some of whom are poorer than you, which makes
for equality of income and is therefore a move in the right direction, and
others richer, which aggravates inequality and is therefore a move in the
wrong direction.
Rent paying is simpler. If you rent a piece of land and work on it, it is quite
clear that the landlord is living on your earnings; and you cannot prevent
him, because the law gives him the power to turn you off the land unless
you pay him for leave to use it. You are so used to this that it may never
have struck you as extraordinary that any private person should have the
power to treat the earth as if it belonged to him, though you would certainly
think him mad if he claimed to own the air or the sunlight or the sea.
Besides, you may be paying rent for a house; and it seems reasonable that
the man who built the house should be paid for it. But you can easily find
out how much of what you are paying is the value of the house. If you have
insured the house against fire (very likely the landlord makes you do this),
you know what it would cost to build the house, as that is the sum you have
insured it for. If you have not insured it, ask a builder what it would cost to
build a similar house. The interest you would have to pay every year if you
borrowed that sum on the security of the house is the value of the house
apart from the value of the land.
You will find that what you are paying exceeds this house value, unless you
are in the landlord’s employment or the house has become useless for its
original purpose: for instance, a medieval castle. In big cities like London, it
exceeds it so enormously that the value of the building is hardly worth

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mentioning in comparison. In out-of-the-way places the excess may be so
small that it hardly goes beyond a reasonable profit on the speculation of
building the house. But in the lump over the whole country it amounts to
hundreds of millions of pounds a year; and this is the price, not of the
houses, but of the landlords’ permission to live on the native earth on which
the houses have been built.
That any person should have the power to give or refuse an Englishwoman
permission to live in England, or indeed—for this is what it comes to—to
live at all, is so absurdly opposed to every possible conception of natural
justice that any lawyer will tell you that there is no such thing as absolute
private property in land, and that the King, in whom the land is vested, may
take it all back from its present holders if he thinks fit. But as the landlords
were for many centuries also both the lawmakers and the kingmakers, they
took care that, king or no king, land should become in practice as much
private property as anything else, except that it cannot be bought and sold
without paying fees to lawyers and signing conveyances and other special
legal documents. And this private power over land has been bought and sold
so often that you never know whether your landlord will be a bold baron
whose ancestors have lived as petty kings on their tenants since the days of
William the Conqueror, or a poor widow who has invested all her
hardearned savings in a freehold.
Howbeit the fact remains that the case of landlord and tenant is one in
which an idle and possibly infamous person can with the police at his back
come quite openly to an industrious and respectable woman, and say, “Hand
me over a quarter of your earnings or get off the earth”. The landlord can
even refuse to accept a rent, and order her off the earth unconditionally; and
he sometimes does so; for you may remember that in Scotland whole
populations of fishermen and husbandmen with their families have been
driven from their country to the backwoods of America because their
landlords wanted the land on which they lived for deer forests. In England
people have been driven from the countryside in multitudes to make room
for sheep, because the sheep brought more money to the landlord than the
people. When the great London railway stations, with their many acres of
sidings, were first made, the houses of great numbers of people were
knocked down, and the inhabitants driven into the streets; with the result
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years a centre of disease infecting all London. These things are still
happening, and may happen to you at any moment, in spite of a few laws
which have been made to protect tenants in towns in times of great scarcity
of houses such as that which followed the war, or in Ireland, where the
Government bought the agricultural land and resold it to the farmers, which
eased matters for a time, but in the long run can come to nothing but
exchanging one set of landlords for another.
It is in large towns and their neighbourhood that the Intelligent Woman will
find not only how much the landlord can make her give up to him, but,
oddly enough, how devoutly he believes in equality of income for his
tenants, if not for himself. In the middle of the town she will find rents very
high. If she or her husband has work to do there it will occur to her that if
she were to take a house in the suburbs, where rents are lower, and use the
tram to come to and fro, she might save a little. But she will find that the
landlord knows all about that, and that though the further she moves out
into the country the lower the rents, yet the railway fare or tram fare will
bring up the yearly cost to what she would have to pay if she lived close
enough in to walk to her market or for her husband to walk to his work.
Whatever advantage she may try to gain, the landlord will snatch its full
money value from her sooner or later in rent, provided it is an advantage
open to everyone. It ought to be plain even to a fairly stupid woman that if
the land belongs to a few people they can make their own terms with the
rest, who must have land to live and work on or else starve on the highway
or be drowned in the sea. They can strip them of everything except what is
barely enough to keep them alive to earn money for the landowner, and
bring up families to do the same in the next generation.
It is easy to see how this foolish state of things comes about. As long as
there is plenty of land for everybody private property in land works very
well. The landholders are not preventing anyone else from owning land like
themselves; and they are quite justified in making the strongest laws to
protect themselves against having their lands intruded on and their crops
taken by rascals who want to reap where they have not sown. But this state
of things never lasts long with a growing population, because at last all the
land gets taken up, and there is none left for the later comers. Even long
before this happens the best land is all taken up, and later comers find that
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poorer land themselves, the amount of the rent being the difference between
the yield of the poorer land and the better. At this point the owners of the
best land can let their land; stop working; and live on the rent: that is, on the
labor of others, or, as they call it, by owning.
When big towns and great industries arise, the value of the land goes up to
enormous heights: in London bits of land with frontages on the important
streets sell at the rate of a million pounds an acre; and men of business will
pay the huge rents that make the land worth such a figure, although there is
land forty miles away to be had for next to nothing. The land that was first
let gets sublet, and yet again and again sublet until there may be half a
dozen leaseholders and subleaseholders drawing more rent from it than the
original ground landlord; and the tenant who is in working occupation of it
has to make the money for all of them. Within the last hundred and fifty
years villages in Europe and pioneer encampments in the other continents
have grown into towns and cities making money by hundreds of millions;
yet most of the inhabitants whose work makes all this wealth are no better
off, and many of them decidedly worse off, than the villagers or pioneer
campers-out who occupied the place when it was not worth a pound an
acre. Meanwhile the landlords have become fabulously rich, some of them
taking every day, for doing nothing, more than many a woman for sixty
years drudgery.
And all this could have been avoided if we had only had the sense and
foresight to insist that the land should remain national property in fact as
well as in legal theory, and that all rents should be paid into a common
stock and used for public purposes. If that had been done there need have
been no slums, no ugly mean streets and buildings, nor indeed any rates or
taxes: everybody would benefit by the rent; everybody would have to
contribute to it by work; and no idler would be able to live on the labor of
others. The prosperity of our great towns would be a real prosperity, shared
by everyone, and not what it is now, the enslavement and impoverishment
of nine persons out of every ten in order that the tenth should be idle and
rich and extravagant and useless. This evil is so glaring, so inexcusable by
any sophistry that the cleverest landlord can devise, that, long before
Socialism was heard of, a demand arose for the abolition of all taxation
except the taxation of landowners; and we still have among us people called
Single Taxers, who preach the same doctrine.

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CAPITAL

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OW the Single Taxers are not wrong in principle; but they are behind
the times. Out of landowning there has grown a lazier way of living
on other people’s labor without doing anything for them in return.
Land is not the only property that returns a rent to the owner. Spare money
will do the same if it is properly used. Spare money is called Capital; its
owner is called a capitalist; and our system of leaving all the spare money
in the country in private hands like the land is called Capitalism. Until you
understand Capitalism you do not understand human society as it exists at
present. You do not know the world, as the saying is. You are living in a
fool’s paradise; and Capitalism is doing its best to keep you there. You may
be happier in a fool’s paradise; and as I must now proceed to explain
Capitalism, you will read the rest of this book at the risk of being made
unhappy and rebellious, and even of rushing into the streets with a red flag
and making a greater fool of yourself than Capitalism has ever made of you.
On the other hand, if you do not understand Capitalism you may easily be
cheated out of all your money, if you have any, or, if you have none, duped
into sacrificing yourself in all sorts of ways for the profit of mercenary
adventurers and philanthropic humbugs under the impression that you are
exercising the noblest virtues. Therefore I will risk letting you know where
you are and what is happening to you.
Nothing but a very narrow mind can save you from despair if you look at all
the poverty and misery around you and can see no way out of it all. And if
you had a narrow mind you would never have dreamt of buying this book
and reading it. Fortunately, you need not be afraid to face the truth about
our Capitalism. Once you understand it, you will see that it is neither eternal
nor even very old-established, neither incurable nor even very hard to cure
when you have diagnosed it scientifically. I use the word cure because the
civilization produced by Capitalism is a disease due to shortsightedness and
bad morals: and we should all have died of it long ago if it were not that
happily our society has been built up on the ten commandments and the
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flatly opposed to the principles of Capitalism. Capitalism, though it has
destroyed many ancient civilizations, and may destroy ours if we are not
careful, is with us quite a recent heresy, hardly two hundred years old at its
worst, though the sins it has let loose and glorified are the seven deadly
ones, which are as old as human nature.
And now I hear you say “My gracious goodness me, what on the face of the
earth has all this to do with the possession of spare money by ordinary
ladies and gentlemen, which you say is all that Capitalism is?” And I reply,
farfetched as it may seem, that it is out of that innocent looking beginning
that our huge burden of poverty and misery and drink and crime and vice
and premature death has grown. When we have examined the possibilities
of this apparently simple matter of spare money, alias Capital, you will find
that spare money is the root of all evil, though it ought to be, and can be
made, the means of all betterment.
What is spare money? It is the money you have left when you have bought
everything you need to keep you becomingly in your station in life. If you
can live on ten pounds a week in the way you are accustomed and content
to live, and your income is fifteen pounds a week, you have five pounds
spare money at the end of the week, and are a capitalist to that amount. To
be a capitalist, therefore, you must have more than enough to live on.
Consequently a poor person cannot become a capitalist. A poor person is
one who has less than enough to live on. I can remember a bishop, who
ought to have known better, exhorting the poor in the east end of London, at
a time when poverty there was even more dreadful than it is at present, to
become capitalists by saving. He really should have had his apron publicly
and officially torn off him, and his shovel hat publicly and officially jumped
on, for such a monstrously wicked precept. Imagine a woman, without
enough money to feed her children properly and clothe them decently and
healthily, letting them starve still more, and go still more ragged and naked,
to buy Savings Certificates, or to put her money in the Post Office Savings
Bank and keep it there until there is enough of it to buy stocks and shares!
She would be prosecuted for neglecting her children: and serve her right! If
she pleaded that the bishop incited her to commit this unnatural crime, she
would be told that the bishop could not possibly have meant that she should
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own. And if she asked why the bishop did not say so, she would be told to
hold her tongue; and the gaoler would be ordered to remove her to the cells.
Poor people cannot save, and ought not to try. Spending is not only a first
necessity but a first duty. Nine people out of ten have not enough money to
spend on themselves and their families; and to preach saving to them is not
only foolish but wicked. Schoolmistresses are already complaining that the
encouragement held out by Building Societies to poor parents to buy their
own houses has led to the underfeeding of their children. Fortunately most
of the poor neither save nor try to. All the spare money invested in the
Savings Banks and Building Societies and Co-operative Societies and
Savings Certificates, though it sounds very imposing when it is totalled up
into hundreds of millions, and all credited to the working classes, is such a
mere fleabite compared to the total sums invested that its poor owners
would gain greatly by throwing it into the common stock if the capital
owned by the rich were thrown in at the same time. The great bulk of
British capital, the capital that matters, is the spare money of those who
have more than enough to live on. It saves itself without any privation to the
owner. The only question is, what is to be done with it? The answer is, keep
it for a rainy day: you may want it yet. This is simple; but suppose it will
not keep! Of course Treasury notes will keep; and Bank notes will keep;
and metal coins will keep: and cheque books will keep; and entries of sums
of money in the ledgers in the bank will keep safely enough. But these
things are only legal claims to the goods we need, chiefly food. Food, we
know, will not keep. And what good will spare money be to us when the
food it represents has gone rotten?
The Intelligent Woman, when she realizes that money really means the
things that money can buy, and that the most important of these things are
perishable, will see that spare money cannot be saved: it must be spent at
once. It is only the Very Simple Woman who puts her spare money into an
old stocking and hides it under a loose board in the floor. She thinks that
money is always money. But she is quite wrong in this. It is true that gold
coins will always be worth the metal they are made of; but in Europe at
present gold coins are not to be had: there is nothing but paper money; and
within the last few years we have seen English paper money fall in value
until a shilling would buy no more than could be bought for sixpence before
the war, whilst on the Continent a thousand pounds would not buy a postage

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stamp, and notes for fifty thousand pounds would hardly pay a tram fare.
People who thought themselves and their children provided for for life were
reduced to destitution all over Europe; and even in England women left
comfortably-off by insurances made by their fathers found themselves
barely able to get along by the hardest pinching. That was what came of
putting their trust in money.
Whilst people were being cheated in this fashion out of their savings by
Governments printing heaps of Treasury notes and Bank notes with no
goods at their back, several rich men of business became enormously richer
because, having obtained goods on credit, they were able to pay for them in
money that had become worthless. Naturally these rich men of business
used all their power and influence to make their Governments go from bad
to worse with their printing of bogus notes, whilst other rich men of
business who, instead of owing money were owed it, used their influence in
the opposite direction; so that the Governments never knew where they
were: one set of business men telling them to print more notes, and another
set to print less, and none of them seeming to realize that they were playing
with the food of the people. The bad advice always won, because the
Governments themselves owed money, and were glad enough to pay it in
cheap paper, following the example of Henry VIII, who cheated his
creditors by giving short weight in his silver coins.
The Intelligent Woman will conclude, and conclude rightly, that hoarding
money is not a safe way of saving. If her money is not spent at once she can
never be sure what it will be worth ten years hence, or ten weeks or even
ten days or minutes in war time.
But you, prudent lady, will remind me that you do not want to spend your
spare money: you want to keep it. If you wanted anything that it could buy
it would not be spare money. If a woman has just finished a good dinner it
is no use advising her to order another and eat it immediately so as to make
sure of getting something for her money: she had better throw it out of the
window. What she wants to know is how she can spend it and save it too.
That is impossible; but she can spend it and increase her income by
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INVESTMENT AND ENTERPRISE

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F, having finished your dinner, you can find a hungry person who can be
depended on to give you a dinner, say after a year’s time, for nothing,
you can spend your spare money in giving him a dinner for nothing; and
in this way you will in a sense both spend your money on the spot and save
it for next year, or, to put it the other way, you will have your spare food
eaten while it is fresh and yet have fresh food to eat a year hence.
You will at once reply that you can find a million hungry persons only too
easily, but that none of them can be depended on to provide a dinner for
themselves, much less for you, next year: if they could, they would not be
hungry. You are quite right; but there is a way round the difficulty. You will
not be able to find dependable men who are hungry; but your banker or
stockbroker or solicitor will find you plenty of more or less dependable
persons, some of them enormously rich, who, though overfed, are
nevertheless always in want of huge quantities of spare food.
What do they want it for? Why, to feed the hungry men who cannot be
depended on, not on the chance of their returning the compliment next year,
but for doing some work immediately that will bring in money later on.
There is nothing to prevent any Intelligent Woman with spare money
enough from doing this herself if she has enough invention and business
ability.
Suppose, for instance, she has a big country house in a big park. Suppose
her park blocks up the shortest way from one important town to another,
and that the public roads that go round her park are hilly and twisty and
dangerous for motor cars. She can then use her spare food to feed the
hungry men while they make a road for motors through her park. When this
is done she can send the hungry men away to find another job as best they
can, leaving herself with a new road for the use of which she can charge a
shilling to every motorist who uses it, as they all will to save time and risk
and difficulty. She can keep one of the hungry men to collect the shillings
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income. In city language, she will have gone into business as a roadmaker
with her own capital.
Now if the traffic on the road be so great that the shillings, and the spare
food they represent, pile themselves up on her hands faster than she can
spend them (or eat them), she will have to find some new means of
spending them to prevent the new spare food going bad. She will have to
call the hungry men back and find something new for them to do. She might
set them to build houses all along the road. Then she could present the road
to the local authorities to be maintained by the ratepayers as a public street,
and yet greatly increase her income by letting the houses. Having in this
way obtained more spare money than ever, she could establish a service of
motor buses to the nearest town to enable her tenants to work there and her
workmen to live there. She could set up an electric lighting plant and
gasworks to supply their houses. She could turn her big house into a hotel,
or knock it down and cover its site and the park with new houses and
streets. The hungry would do all the executive work for her: what she would
have to do would be to give them the necessary orders and allow them to
live on her spare food meanwhile.
But, you will say, only an exceptionally able and hardworking woman of
business could plan all this and superintend its carrying-out. Suppose she
were too stupid or too lazy to think of these things, or a genius occupied
with art or science or religion or politics! Well, if only she had the spare
money, hungry women and men with the requisite ability would come to
her and offer to develop her estate and to pay her so much a year for the use
of her land and of her spare money, arranging it all with her solicitor so that
she would not have to lift her little finger in the matter except to sign her
name sometimes. In business language, she could invest her capital in the
development of her estate.
Now consider how much further these operations can be carried than the
mere investment of one lady’s savings, and the development of one lady’s
estate in the country. Big companies, by collecting millions of spare
subsistence in small or large sums from people all over the country who are
willing to take shares according to their means, can set the hungry to dig
those mines that run out under the sea and need twenty years work before
the coal is reached. They can make railways and monster steamships; they
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machinery; they can lay cables across the ocean: there is no end or limit to
what they can do as long as they can borrow spare food enough for the
hungry men until the preparations are finished and the businesses begin to
pay their own way.
Sometimes the schemes fail, and the owners of the spare food lose it; but
they have to risk this because, as the food will not keep, they would lose it
all the same if they did not invest it. So there is always spare money being
offered to the big men of business and their companies; and thus our queer
civilization, with its many poor and its few rich, grows as we see it with all
its shops, factories, railways, mines, ocean liners, aeroplanes, telephones,
palaces, mansions, flats, and cottages, on top of the fundamental sowing
and reaping of the food that it all depends on.
Such is the magic of spare subsistence, called capital. That is how idle
people who have land and spare subsistence become enormously rich
without knowing how, and make their babies enormously rich in their
cradles, whilst the landless penniless persons who do it all by slaving from
dawn to dusk are left as poor at the end of the job as they were at the
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ANY people are so impressed with the achievements of Capitalism
that they believe that if you overthrow it you overthrow
civilization. It seems to them indispensable. We must therefore
consider, first, what are the disadvantages of this way of doing it? and,
second, is there any other way?
Now in one sense there is no other way. All the businesses that need to have
many weeks or months or years of work done on them by large bodies of
men before they can pay their way, require great quantities of spare
subsistence. If it takes ten years to make a harbor or twenty years to make a
coal mine, the men who are making it will be eating their heads off all that
time. Other people must be providing them with food, clothes, lodging, and
so forth without immediate return, just as parents have to provide for
growing children. In this respect it makes no difference whether we vote for
Capitalism or Socialism. The process is one of natural necessity which
cannot be changed by any political revolution nor evaded by any possible
method of social organization.
But it does not follow that the collection and employment of spare
subsistence for these purposes must be done by private companies touting
for the money that very rich people are too gorged with luxuries to be able
to spend, and that people of more moderate means are prudent enough to
put by for a rainy day.
To begin with, there are many most necessary things that the private
companies and employers will not do because they cannot make people pay
for them when they are done. Take for instance a lighthouse. Without
lighthouses we should hardly dare to go to sea; and the trading ships would
have to go so slowly and cautiously, and so many of them would be
wrecked, that the cost of the goods they carry would be much higher than it
is. Therefore we all benefit greatly by lighthouses, even those of us who
have never seen the sea and never expect to. But the capitalists will not
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every ship that passed, they would build them fast enough until the cost was
lighted all round like the sea front in Brighton; but as this is impossible, and
the lighthouses must shine on every ship impartially without making the
captain put his hand in his pocket for it, the capitalists leave the coast in the
dark. Therefore the Government steps in and collects spare subsistence in
the shape of taxes from everybody (which is quite fair, as everybody shares
the benefit), and builds the lighthouses. Here we see Capitalism failing
completely to supply what to a seafaring nation like ours is one of the first
necessaries of life (for we should starve without our shipping) and thereby
forcing us to resort to Communism.
But Capitalism often refuses necessary work even when some money can
be made out of it directly.
For example, a lighthouse reminds us of a harbor, which is equally
necessary. Every ship coming into a harbor has to pay harbor dues;
therefore anyone making a harbor can make money by it. But great harbors,
with their breakwaters and piers built up in the sea, take so many years to
construct, and the work is so liable to damage and even destruction in
storms, and the impossibility of raising harbor dues beyond a certain point
without sending the ships round to cheaper harbors so certain, that private
capital turns away from it to enterprises in which there is more certainty as
to what the cost will be, less delay, and more money to be made. For
instance, distilleries make large profits. There is no uncertainty about the
cost of building them and fitting them up; and a ready sale for whiskey can
always be depended on. You can tell to within a few hundred pounds what a
big distillery will cost, whereas you cannot tell to within a million what a
big harbor will cost. All this would not influence the Government, which
has to consider only whether another distillery or another harbor is more
wanted for the good of the nation. But the private capitalists have not the
good of the nation in their charge: all they have to consider is their duty to
themselves and their families, which is to choose the safest and most
profitable way of investing their spare money. Accordingly they choose the
distillery; and if we depended on private capitalists alone the country would
have as many distilleries as the whiskey market could support, and no
harbors. And when they have established their distillery they will spend
enormous sums of money in advertisements to persuade the public that their
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made in other distilleries, and that everybody ought to drink whiskey every
day as a matter of course. As none of these statements is true, the printing of
them is, from the point of view of the nation, a waste of wealth, a
perversion of labor, and a propaganda of pernicious humbug.
The private capitalists not only choose what will make most money for
them, but what will make it with least trouble: that is, they will do as little
for it as possible. If they sell an article or a service, they will make it as dear
as possible instead of as cheap as possible. This would not matter if, as
thoughtless people imagine, the lower the price the bigger the sale, and the
bigger the sale the greater the profit. It is true in many cases that the lower
the price the bigger the sale; but it is not true that the bigger the sale the
greater the profit. There may be half a dozen prices (and consequently
sales) at which the profit will be exactly the same.
Take the case of a cable laid across the ocean to send messages to foreign
countries. How much a word is the company to charge for the messages? If
the charge is a pound a word very few people can afford to send them. If the
charge is a penny a word the cable will be crowded with messages all day
and all night. Yet the profit may be the same; and, if it is, it will be far less
trouble to send one word at a pound than two hundred and forty words at a
penny.
The same is true of the ordinary telegraph service. When it was in the hands
of private companies, the service was restricted and expensive. When the
Government took it over, it not only extended lines of all sorts to out-of-the-
way places; cheapened the service; and did without a profit: it actually ran it
at what the private capitalist calls a loss. It did this because the cheap
service was such a benefit to the whole community, including the people
who never send telegrams as well as those who send a dozen every day, that
it paid the nation and was much fairer as well to reduce the price charged to
the actual senders below the cost of the service, the difference being made
up by everybody in taxes.
This very desirable arrangement is quite beyond the power of private
Capitalism, which not only keeps the price as high as possible above the
cost of production and service for the sake of making the utmost profit, but
has no power to distribute that cost over all the people who benefit, and
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service. It is true that business people can pass the cost of their telegrams
and telephone messages on to their customers in the price of the things they
sell; but a great deal of our telegraphing and telephoning is not business
telegraphing and telephoning; and its cost cannot be passed on by the
senders to anyone. The only objection to throwing the cost entirely on
public taxation is that if we could all send telegrams of unlimited length
without having to pay across the counter enough ready money to prevent us
using the telegraph service when the post would do as well, or sticking in
“kind regards from all to dear Aunt Jane and a kiss from Baby” at the end of
every message, the lines would be so choked that we should not be able to
send telegrams at all. As to the telephone, some women would hang on to it
all day if it made no difference to their pockets. Even as it is, a good deal of
unnecessary work is put upon the telegraph service by people spinning out
their messages to twelve words because they are not allowed to pay for less,
and they think they are not getting full value for their money if they say
what they have to say in six. It does not occur to them that they are wasting
their own time and that of the officials, besides increasing their taxes. It
seems a trifle; but public affairs consist of trifles multiplied by as many
millions as there are people in the country; and trifles cease to be trifles
when they are multiplied on that scale. Snowball letters, which seem a
kindly joke to the idiots who start them, would wreck our postal system if
sensible people did not conscientiously throw them into the waste paper
basket.
It is necessary to understand these things very clearly, because most people
are so simple and ignorant of big business matters that the private capitalists
are actually able to persuade them that Capitalism is a success because it
makes profits, and public service (or Communism) a failure because it
makes none. The simpletons forget that the profits come out of their own
pockets, and that what is the better for the private capitalists in this respect
is the worse for their customers, the disappearance of profit being simply
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OU now see how it is that the nation cannot depend on private
capital because there are so many vitally necessary things, from
town drainage to lighthouses, which it will not provide at all, and
how what it does provide it provides in the wrong order, refusing to make a
harbor until it has made as many distilleries as the trade will hold, and
building five luxurious houses for one rich person whilst a shocking
proportion of the nation’s children is dying of overcrowding in slums.
In short, the private capitalists, instead of doing the most desirable work
first, begin at the wrong end. All that can be said for this policy is that if
you begin at the wrong end you may be driven towards the right end when
you have done your worst and can get no further in the wrong direction; and
this is in fact the position into which our most respectable capitalists have
been forced by circumstances. When the poor have bought all the strong
drink they can afford to pay for, and the rich their racing stables and all the
pearls they can find room for on their wives’ necks, the capitalists are
forced to apply their next year’s accumulations of capital to the production
of more necessary things.
Before the hungry can be set to work building mills and making machinery
to equip them, somebody, possibly a woman, must invent the machinery.
The capitalists buy her invention. If she is good at business, which very few
inventors are, she makes them pay her enough to become a capitalist
herself; but in most cases she makes a very poor bargain, because she has to
sell the lion’s share in her invention for a few pounds to enable her to pay
for the necessary models and trials. It is only in modern Big Business that
inventiveness in method and organization superadded to mechanical
ingenuity has a chance against capital. If you have that talent the Big
Business people will not trouble to buy your patents: they will buy you at a
handsome price, and take you into the concern. But the simpleminded
mechanical inventor has no such luck. In any case, the capitalists have
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when the capitalists can use them without paying the inventor anything.
They soon persuade themselves, or at least try to persuade others, that they
invented the machines themselves, and deserve their riches for their
ingenuity. Quite a number of people believe them.
Thus equipped with mechanical devices which are quite beyond the means
of small producers, the big capitalists begin to wipe the small producers off
the face of the earth. They seize on the work done by the handloom weaver
in his cottage, and do it much more cheaply in great mills full of expensive
machine looms driven by steam. They take the work of the oldtime miller
with his windmill or waterwheel, and do it in vast buildings with steel
rollers and powerful engines. They set up against the blacksmith a Nasmyth
hammer that a thousand Vulcans could not handle, and scissors that snip
sheet steel and bite off heavy bars more easily than he could open a tin of
condensed milk. They launch huge steel ships, driven by machinery which
the shipwrights who built for Columbus would have called devil’s work.
They raise houses in skyscraping piles of a hundred dwellings one on top of
another, in steel and concrete, so that in place of one horizontal street you
have bunches of perpendicular ones. They make lace by machinery, more of
it in a day than ten thousand women could make by hand. They make boots
by machinery, clocks by machinery, pins and needles by machinery. They
sell you machines to use yourself in your own house, such as vacuum
cleaners, to replace your old sweeping brush and tea leaves. They lay on the
electric power and hydraulic power that they use in their factories to your
house like water or gas; so that you can light and heat your house with it,
and have yourself carried in a lift from the basement to the attic and back
again without the trouble of climbing the stairs. You can boil your kettle and
cook your dinner with it. You could even make toast with it (they sell you a
little oven for the purpose) if it were not that you always forget to take the
toast out before it is burnt to a cinder.
Bad as the machine-made goods are at first compared to hand-made goods,
they end by being sometimes better, sometimes as good, sometimes as well
worth buying at the lower price, and always in the long run the only goods
you can get. For at last we forget how to make things by hand, and become
dependent on the bigger machine industries in spite of the little groups of
artists who try to keep the old handicrafts alive. When William Morris, a
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rake in a village, and nobody knowing how to put it on again, so that they
had to get a big machine and eight engineers down from London to do it,
his tale was not at all so improbable as it would have been in the days of
Queen Anne. Our consolation is that if machinery makes rakes so cheap that
it is not worth while mending them instead of throwing them away and
going on with new ones, the loss is greater than the gain. And if the people
who work the machines have a better life of it than the old handy people,
then the change is for the better.
Mind: I do not say that these advantages are always gained at present. Most
of us are using cheap and nasty articles, and living a cheap and nasty life;
but this is not the fault of the machines and the great factories, nor of the
application of spare money to construct them: it is the fault of the unequal
distribution of the product and of the leisure gained by their saving of labor.
Now this misdistribution need not have occurred if the spare money had not
been in private hands. If it had been in the hands of national and municipal
banks controlling its use in the interest of all of us the capitalization of
industry on a large scale would have been an unmixed blessing, instead of
being, as it is at present, a blessing so mixed with curses of one kind or
another that in Samuel Butler’s famous Utopia, called Erewhon, the making
and even the possession of machinery is punished as a crime.
Some of our cleverest anti-Socialists advocate a return to the life of the
early eighteenth century, before the machines and factories came in. But
that would mean going back to the small population of that time, as the old
methods would not produce enough for our fortytwo millions. High
capitalization of industry, in which a million of spare money is spent to
provide us with fourpenny reels of cotton, has come to stay; but if
Socialism prevails, the million will be public and not private property, and
the reels will cost considerably less than twopence. To put it shortly,
capitalization is one thing, and Capitalism quite another. Capitalization does
not hurt us as long as capital is our servant and not our master. Capitalism
inevitably makes it our master instead of our servant. Instead of public
servants we are private slaves.
Note that the great change from cottage handicraft to factories and machine
industries in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries is called by economists
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SENDING CAPITAL OUT OF THE COUNTRY

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O far we have considered the growth of Capitalism as it occurs at
home. But capital has no home, or rather it is at home everywhere. It
is a quaint fact that though professed Socialists and Communists call
themselves Internationalists, and carry a red flag which is the flag of the
workers of all nations, and though most capitalists are boastfully national,
and wave the Union Jack on every possible occasion, yet when you come
down from the cries and catchwords to the facts, you find that every
practical measure advocated by British Socialists would have the effect of
keeping British capital in Britain to be spent on improving the condition of
their native country, whilst the British Capitalists are sending British capital
out of Britain to the ends of the earth by hundreds of millions every year. If,
with all our British spare money in their hands, they were compelled to
spend it in the British Isles, or were patriotic or public spirited or insular
enough to do so without being compelled, they could at least call
themselves patriots with some show of plausibility. Unfortunately we allow
them to spend it where they please; and their only preference, as we have
seen, is for the country in which it will yield them the largest income.
Consequently, when they have begun at the wrong end at home, and have
exhausted its possibilities, they do not move towards the right end until they
have exhausted the possibilities of the wrong end abroad as well.
Take the drink trade again as the most obvious example of the wrong end
being the most profitable end commercially.
It soon became so certain that free Capitalism in drink in England would
destroy England, that the Government was forced to interfere. Spirits can be
distilled so cheaply that it is quite possible to make a woman “drunk for a
penny: dead drunk for twopence”, and make a handsome profit by doing it.
When the capitalists were allowed to do this they did it without remorse,
having nothing to consider commercially but their profits. The Government
found that masses of people were poisoning, ruining, maddening
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distiller had to pay the Government so much money for every gallon of
strong drink he manufactured that he could make no profit unless he added
this tax to the price of the drink; and this made the drink so dear that though
there was still a great deal too much drunkenness, and working women
suffered because much more had to come out of the housekeeping money
for the men’s beer and spirits, yet the working people could not afford to
drink as recklessly and ruinously as they did in the days when Hogarth’s
picture of Gin Lane was painted.
In the United States of America the resistance of the Government to the
demoralization of the people by private traffic in drink has gone much
further. These States, after trying the plan of taxing strong drink, and
finding it impossible to stop excessive drinking in this way, were driven one
by one to a resolution to exterminate the trade altogether, until at last it was
prohibited in so many States that it became possible to make a Federal law
(that is, a law for all the States) prohibiting the sale or even the possession
of intoxicating liquor anywhere within the United States. The benefits of
this step were so immediate and so enormous that even the Americans who
buy drink from smugglers (bootleggers) whenever they can, vote steadily
for Prohibition; and so, of course, do the bootleggers, whose profits are
prodigious. Prohibition will sooner or later be forced on every Capitalist
country as a necessary defence against the ruinous effect of private
profiteering in drink. The only practicable alternative is the
municipalization of the drink trade: that is, socialism.
When our drink profiteers and their customers fill the newspapers with
stories about Prohibition being a failure in America, about all Americans
taking to drugs because they cannot get whiskey, about their drinking more
whiskey than ever, and when they quote a foolish saying of a former bishop
of Peterborough, that he would rather see England free than England sober
(as if a drunken man could be free in any sense, even if he escaped arrest by
the police), you must bear in mind the fact, never mentioned by them, that
millions of Americans who have never been drunk in their lives, and who
do not believe that their moderate use of the intoxicants they have found
pleasant has ever done them the slightest harm, have yet voted away this
indulgence for the general good of their country and in the interests of
human dignity and civilization. Remember also that our profiteers have
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taken against it by the American Government as attacks on British liberties.
If America were as weak militarily as China was in 1840 they would drive
us into a war to force whiskey on America.
Do not, however, rush to the conclusion that Prohibition, because it is a
violently effective method of combating unscrupulous profiteering in drink,
is an ideal method of dealing with the drink question. It is not certain that
there would be any drink question if we got rid of capitalism. We shall
consider that later on: our present point is simply that capital has no
conscience and no country. Capitalism, beaten in a civilized country by
Prohibition, can send its capital abroad to an uncivilized one where it can
do what it likes. Our capitalists wiped multitudes of black men out of
existence with gin when they were forcibly prevented by law from doing
the same to their own countrymen. They would have made Africa a desert
white with the bones of drunkards had they not discovered that more profit
could be made by selling men and women than by poisoning them. The
drink trade was rich; but the slave trade was richer. Huge profits were made
by kidnapping shiploads of negroes and selling them as slaves. Cities like
Bristol have been built upon that black foundation. White queens put money
into it. The slave trade would still be a British trade if it had not been
forbidden by law through the efforts of British philanthropists who, with
their eyes in the ends of the earth, did not know that British children were
being overworked and beaten in British factories as cruelly as the negro
children in the plantations.
If you are a softhearted person, be careful not to lose your head as you read
of these horrors. Virtuous indignation is a powerful stimulant, but a
dangerous diet. Keep in mind the old proverb: anger is a bad counsellor.
Our capitalists did not begin in this way as perversely wicked people. They
did not soil their own hands with the work. Their hands were often the
white hands of refined, benevolent, cultivated ladies of the highest rank. All
they did or could do was to invest their spare money in the way that brought
them the largest income. If milk had paid better than gin, or converting
negroes to Christianity better than converting them into slaves, they would
have traded in milk and Bibles just as willingly, or rather just as helplessly,
as in gin and slaves.
When the gin trade was overdone and exhausted, and the slave trade
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profits could be made by employing slaves as well as by kidnapping and
selling them. They used their political power to induce the British
Government to annex great tracts of Africa, and to impose on the natives
taxes which they could not possibly pay except by working for the
capitalists like English working men, only at lower wages and without the
protection of English Factory Acts and English public opinion. Great
fortunes were made in this way. The Empire was enlarged: “trade followed
the flag” they said, meaning that the flag followed trade and then more
trade followed the flag; British capital developed the world everywhere
(except at home); the newspapers declared that it was all very splendid; and
generals like Lord Roberts expressed their belief that God meant that three-
quarters of the earth should be ruled by young gentlemen from our public
schools, in which schools, by the way, nothing whatever was done to
explain to them what this outrageous pillage of their own country for the
development of the rest of the earth really meant over and above the
temporary enrichment of their own small class.
Nothing in our political history is more appalling than the improvidence
with which we have allowed British spare money, desperately needed at
home for the full realization of our own powers of production, and for the
clearing away of our disgraceful slum centres of social corruption, to be
driven abroad at the rate of two hundred millions every year, loading us
with unemployed, draining us by emigration, imposing huge military and
naval forces upon us, strengthening the foreign armies of which we are
afraid, and providing all sorts of facilities for the foreign industries which
destroy our powers of self-support by doing for us what we could and
should do just as well for ourselves. If a fraction of the British spare money
our capitalists have spent in providing South America with railways and
mines and factories had been spent in making roads to our natural harbors
and turning to account the gigantic wasted water power of the tideways and
torrents of barren savage coasts in Scotland and Ireland, or even in putting
an end to such capitalistic absurdities as the sending of farm produce from
one English county to another by way of America, we should not now be
complaining that the countries our spare money has developed can
undersell our merchants and throw our workers on public charity for want
of employment.

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BECAME a little rhetorical at the end of the last chapter, as Socialists
will when they have, like myself, acquired the habit of public speaking.
I hope I have not carried you away so far as to make you overlook in
your indignation the fact that, whilst all these dreadful things have been
going on, the profits of the capital which has gone abroad are coming into
the country gratuitously (imports without equivalent exports) and being
spent here by the capitalists, and that their expenditure gives employment.
The capital went out; but the income comes in; and the question arises, are
we any the worse for being pampered paupers, living on the labor of other
nations? If the money that is coming in in income is more than went out as
capital, are we not better off?
One’s impulse is to say certainly not, because the same money spent as
capital at home would have brought us in just as large an income, and
perhaps larger, than it fetches from abroad, though the capitalists might not
have got so much of it. Indeed they might have got none of it if it had been
spent in great public works like clearing slums, embanking rivers,
roadmaking, smoke abatement, free schools and universities, and other
good things that cannot be charged for except communistically through
rates and taxes. But the question is more complicated than that.
Suppose yourself a mill hand in a factory, accustomed to tend a machine
there, and to live with your people in a poor quarter of a manufacturing
town. Suddenly you find yourself discharged, and the factory shut up,
because the trade has mysteriously gone abroad. You find that mill hands
are not wanted, but that there is a scarcity of lady’s maids, of assistants in
fashionable shops, of waitresses in week-end motoring hotels, of
stewardesses in palatial steamships, of dressmakers, of laundresses, of fine
cooks (hidden in the kitchen and spoken of as “the chef”), of all sorts of
women whose services are required by idle rich people. But you cannot get
one of these jobs because you do not know the work, and are not the sort of
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indispensable. After a spell of starvation and despair you find a job in a
chocolate cream factory or a jam and pickles works, or you become a
charwoman. And if you have a daughter you bring her up to the chocolate
cream or lady’s maid business, and not to weaving and spinning.
It is possible that in the end your daughter may be better paid, better
dressed, more gently spoken, more ladylike than you were in the old mill.
You may come to thank God that some Indian, or Chinaman, or negro, or
simply some foreigner is doing the work you used to do, and setting your
daughter free to do something that is considered much more genteel and is
better paid and more respected. Your son may be doing better as a trainer of
racehorses than his father did as a steel smelter, and be ever so much more
the gentleman. You might, if you lived long enough, see the ugly factory
towns of the Manchester and Sheffield and Birmingham districts, and of the
Potteries, disappear and be replaced by nice residential towns and pleasure
resorts like Bournemouth, Cheltenham, and the Malverns. You might see
the valleys of Wales recover the beauty they had before the mines spoiled
them. And it would be quite natural for you to call these changes prosperity,
and vote for them, and sincerely loathe anyone who warned you that all it
meant was that the nation, having become a parasite on foreign labor, was
going to the devil as fast as it could.
Yet the warning would be much needed. If a nation turns its rough mill
hands into well-educated, well-dressed, well-spoken, ladylike mill officials,
properly respected, and given a fair share of the wealth they help to
produce, the nation is the stronger, the richer, the happier, and the holier for
the change. If it turns them into lady’s maids and sellers of twenty-guinea
hats, it breaks its own backbone and exchanges its page in honorable history
for a chapter in The Ruins of Empires. It becomes too idle and luxurious to
be able to compel the foreign countries to pay the tribute on which it lives;
and when they cease to feed it, it has lost the art of feeding itself and
collapses in the midst of its genteel splendor.
But this dismal sketch of the future of countries that let themselves become
dependent on the labor of other countries and settle down into a
comfortable and ladylike parasitism is really much too favorable. If all our
factory foremen could be turned into headwaiters with a touch of
Cinderella’s godmother’s wand, neither they nor their wives might object.
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be a waiter; but he himself becomes an unemployed man. If he is not fit for
any of the new jobs, and too old to learn, and his trade is not merely going
through one of the usual periods of depression but has left the country for
good, he becomes a permanently unemployed man, and consequently a
starving man. Now a starving man is a dangerous man, no matter how
respectable his political opinions may be. A man who has had his dinner is
never a revolutionist: his politics are all talk. But hungry men, rather than
die of starvation, will, when there are enough of them to overpower the
police, begin by rioting, and end by plundering and burning rich men’s
houses, upsetting the government, and destroying civilization. And the
women, sooner than see their children starve, will make the men do it, small
blame to them.
Consequently the capitalists, when they have sent their capital abroad
instead of giving continuous employment with it at home, and are
confronted at home with masses of desperate men for whom they can find
no suitable jobs, must either feed them for nothing or face a revolution. And
so you get what we call the dole. Now small as the dole may be it must be
sufficient to live on; and if two or three in one household put their doles
together, they grow less keen on finding employment, and develop a taste
for living like ladies and gentlemen: that is, amusing themselves at the
expense of others instead of earning anything. We used to moralize over this
sort of thing as part of the decline and fall of ancient Rome; but we have
been heading straight for it ourselves for a long while past, and the war has
plunged us into it head over ears. For it was after the war that the capitalists
failed to find employment for no less than two million demobilized soldiers
who had for four years been not only well fed and clothed, but trained in the
handling of weapons whilst occupied in slaughtering, burning, destroying,
and facing terrible risks of being themselves destroyed. If these men had not
been given money to live on they would have taken it by violence.
Accordingly the Government had to take millions of spare money from the
capitalists and give it to the demobilized men; and they are still doing so,
with the grudged consent of the capitalists themselves, who complain
bitterly, but fear that if they refuse they will lose everything.
At this point Capitalism becomes desperate, and quite openly engages in
attempts to get rid of the unemployed: that is, to empty the country of part
of its population, which it calls overpopulation. How is it to be done? As the

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unemployed will not let themselves be starved, still less will they let
themselves be gassed or poisoned or shot, which would be the logical
Capitalist way out of the mess. But they can perhaps be induced to leave the
country and try their luck elsewhere if the Government will pay the fare, or
as much of it as they cannot scrape up themselves. As I write these lines the
Government announces that if any Englishwoman or Englishman will be so
kind as to clear out of England to the other side of the world it will cost
them only three pounds apiece instead of five times that sum, as the
Government will provide the odd twelve pounds. And if sufficient numbers
do not jump at this offer before these lines are printed, the Government may
be driven to offer to send them away for nothing and give them ten pounds
apiece to start with in their new country. That would be cheaper than
keeping them at home on the dole.
Thus we see Capitalism producing the amazing and fantastic result that the
people of the country become a drawback to it, and have to be got rid of
like vermin (polite people call the process Assisted Emigration), leaving
nobody in it but capitalists and landlords and their attendants, living on
imported food and manufactures in an elegant manner, and realizing the
lady’s and gentleman’s dream of a country in which there is lavish
consumption and no production, stately parks and palatial residences
without factories or mines or smoke or slums or any unpleasantness that
heaps of gratuitous money can prevent, and contraception in full swing to
avoid any further increase in the population.
Surely, you will say, if Capitalism leads to this, it leads to an earthly
paradise. Leaving out of account the question whether the paradise, if
realized, would not be a fool’s paradise (for, I am sorry to say, we have all
been brought up to regard such a state of things as the perfection of human
society), and admitting that something like it has been half realized in spots
in many places from Monte Carlo to Gleneagles, and from Gleneagles to
Palm Beach, it is never realized for a whole country. It has often been
carried far enough to reduce powerful empires like Rome and Spain to a
state of demoralized impotence in which they were broken up and
plundered by the foreigners on whom they had allowed themselves to
become dependent; but it never has, and never can, build up a stable
Parasitic State in which all the workers are happy and contented because
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nice because the capitalists are cultivated enough to dislike seeing slums
and shabby ugly people and running the risk of catching infectious diseases
from them. When capitalists are intelligent enough to care whether the
whole community is healthy and pleasant and happy or not, even when the
unpleasantnesses do not come under their own noses, they become
Socialists, for the excellent reason that there is no fun in being a capitalist if
you have to take care of your servants and tradesmen (which means sharing
your income with them) as affectionately as if they were your own family.
If your taste and conscience were cultivated to that extent you would find
such a responsibility unbearable, because you would have to be continually
thinking of others, not only to the necessary and possible extent of taking
care that your own activities and conveniences did not clash unreasonably
and unkindly with theirs, but to the unnecessary and impossible extent of
doing all the thinking for them that they ought to do, and in freedom could
do, for themselves. It is easy to say that servants should be treated well not
only because humanity requires it but because they will otherwise be
unpleasant and dishonest and inefficient servants. But if you treat your
servants as well as you treat yourself, which really amounts to spending as
much money on them as on yourself, what is the use of having servants?
They become a positive burden, expecting you to be a sort of Earthly
Providence to them, which means that you spend half your time thinking for
them and the other half talking about them. Being able to call your servants
your own is a very poor compensation for not being able to call your soul
your own. That is why, even as it is, you run away from your comfortable
house to live in hotels (if you can afford it), because, when you have paid
your bill and tipped the waiter and the chambermaid, you are finished with
them, and have not to be a sort of matriarch to them as well.
Anyhow, most of those who are ministering to your wants are not in
personal contact with you. They are the employees of your tradesmen; and
as your tradesmen trade capitalistically, you have inequality of income,
unemployment, sweating, division of society into classes, with the resultant
dysgenic restrictions on marriage, and all the other evils which prevent a
capitalist society from achieving peace or permanence. A self-contained,
self-supporting Capitalism would at least be safe from being starved out as
Germany was in the war in spite of her military successes; but a completely
parasitic Capitalism, however fashionable, would be simply Capitalism
with that peril intensified to the utmost.

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FOREIGN TRADE AND THE FLAG

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OW let us turn back to inquire whether sending our capital abroad,
and consenting to be taxed to pay emigration fares to get rid of the
women and men who are left without employment in consequence,
is all that Capitalism can do when our employers, who act for our capitalists
in industrial affairs, and are more or less capitalists themselves in the earlier
stages of capitalistic development, find that they can sell no more of their
goods at a profit, or indeed at all, in their own country.
Clearly they cannot send abroad the capital they have already invested,
because it has all been eaten up by the workers, leaving in its place factories
and railways and mines and the like; and these cannot be packed into a
ship’s hold and sent to Africa. It is only the freshly saved capital that can be
sent out of the country. This, as we have seen, does go abroad in heaps. But
the British employer who is working with capital in the shape of works
fixed to British land held by him on long lease, must, when once he has sold
all the goods at home that his British customers can afford to buy, either
shut up his works until the customers have worn out their stock of what
they have bought, which would bankrupt him (for the landlord will not
wait), or else sell his superfluous goods somewhere else: that is, he must
send them abroad.
Now it is not so easy to send them to civilized countries, because they
practise Protection, which means that they impose heavy taxes (customs
duties) on foreign goods. Uncivilized countries, without Protection, and
inhabited by natives to whom gaudy calicoes and cheap showy brass ware
are dazzling and delightful novelties, are the best places to make for at first.
But trade requires a settled government to put down the habit of plundering
strangers. This is not a habit of simple tribes, who are often friendly and
honest. It is what civilized men do where there is no law to restrain them.
Until quite recent times it was extremely dangerous to be wrecked on our
own coasts, as wrecking, which meant plundering wrecked ships and
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well-established business in many places on our shores. The Chinese still
remember some astonishing outbursts of looting perpetrated by English
ladies of high position, at moments when law was suspended and priceless
works of art were to be had for the grabbing. When trading with aborigines
begins with the visit of a single ship, the cannons and cutlasses it carries
may be quite sufficient to overawe the natives if they are troublesome. The
real difficulty begins when so many ships come that a little trading station
of white men grows up and attracts the white ne’er-do-wells and violent
roughs who are always being squeezed out of civilization by the pressure of
law and order. It is these riffraff who turn the place into a sort of hell in
which sooner or later missionaries are murdered and traders plundered.
Their home Governments are appealed to to put a stop to this. A gunboat is
sent out and an inquiry made. The report after the inquiry is that there is
nothing to be done but set up a civilized government, with a post office,
police, troops, and a navy in the offing. In short, the place is added to some
civilized Empire. And the civilized taxpayer pays the bill without getting a
farthing of the profits.
Of course the business does not stop there. The riffraff who have created the
emergency move out just beyond the boundary of the annexed territory, and
are as great a nuisance as ever to the traders when they have exhausted the
purchasing power of the included natives and push on after fresh customers.
Again they call on their home Government to civilize a further area; and so
bit by bit the civilized Empire grows at the expense of the home taxpayers,
without any intention or approval on their part, until at last, though all their
real patriotism is centred on their own people and confined to their own
country, their own rulers, and their own religious faith, they find that the
centre of their beloved realm has shifted to the other hemisphere. That is
how we in the British Islands have found our centre moved from London to
the Suez Canal, and are now in the position that out of every hundred of our
fellow-subjects, in whose defence we are expected to shed the last drop of
our blood, only eleven are whites or even Christians. In our bewilderment
some of us declare that the Empire is a burden and a blunder, whilst others
glory in it as a triumph. You and I need not argue with them just now, our
point for the moment being that, whether blunder or glory, the British
Empire was quite unintentional. What should have been undertaken only as
a most carefully considered political development has been a series of
commercial adventures thrust on us by capitalists forced by their own

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system to cater for foreign customers before their own country’s needs were
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EMPIRES IN COLLISION

I
F the British Empire were the only State on earth, the process might go
on peacefully (except for ordinary police coercion) until the whole earth
was civilized under the British flag. This is the dream of British
Imperialism. But it is not what the world is like. There are all the other
States, large and small, with their Imperialist dreamers and their very
practical traders pushing for foreign markets, and their navies and armies to
back the traders and annex these markets. Sooner or later, as they push their
boundaries into Africa and Asia, they come up against oneanother. A
collision of that kind (called the Fashoda incident) very nearly involved us
in a war with France. Fortunately France gave way, not being prepared to
fight us just then; but France and Britain were left with the whole Sudan
divided between them. France had before this pushed into and annexed
Algeria and (virtually) Tunisia; and Spain was pushing into Morocco. Italy,
alarmed lest there should be nothing left for her, made a dash at Tripoli and
annexed it. England was in Egypt as well as in India.
Now imagine yourself for a moment a German trader, with more goods than
you can sell in Germany, having either to shut up your factory and be
ruined, or find a foreign market in Africa. Imagine yourself looking at the
map of Africa. The entire Mediterranean coast, the pick of the basket, is
English, Italian, French, and Spanish. The Hinterland, as you call it, is
English and French. You cannot get in anywhere without going through the
English Suez Canal or round the Cape to some remote place down south.
Do you now understand what the German Kaiser meant when he
complained that Germany had not been left “a place in the sun”? That
hideous war of 1914-18 was at bottom a fight between the capitalists of
England, France, and Italy on the one side, and those of Germany on the
other, for command of the African markets. On top, of course, it was about
other things: about Austria making the murder of the Archduke a pretext for
subjugating Serbia; about Russia mobilizing against Austria to prevent this;
about Germany being dragged into the Austro-Russian quarrel by her
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her alliance with Russia; about the German army having to make a
desperate attempt to conquer the French army before the Russian troops
could reach her; about England having to attack Germany because she was
allied to France and Russia; and about the German army having taken the
shortest cut through Belgium, not knowing that Belgium had a secret
arrangement with England to have a British expedition sent to defend her if
Germany invaded her. Of course the moment the first shot was fired all the
Britons and Belgians and Germans and French and Austrians and Russians
became enraged sheep, and imagined all sorts of romantic reasons for
fighting, in addition to the solid reason that if Tommy and the Poilu and
Ivan did not kill Hans and Fritz, Hans and Fritz would kill Tommy and the
Poilu and Ivan. Before the killing had gone on very long, the Turks, the
Bulgarians, the Japanese, the Americans, and other States that had no more
to do with the first quarrel than you had, were in it and at it hammer and
tongs. The whole world went mad, and never alluded to markets except
when they ridiculed the Kaiser for his demand for a place in the sun.
Yet there would have been no war without the alliances; and the alliances
could not have fought if they had not set up great armaments, especially the
new German navy, to protect their foreign markets and frontiers. These
armaments, created to produce a sense of security, had produced a sense of
terror in which no nation dared go unarmed unless it was too small to have
any chance against the great Powers, and could depend on their jealousy of
oneanother to stave off a conquest by any one of them. Soon the nations
that dared not go unarmed became more terrified still, and dared not go
alone: they had to form alliances and go in twos and threes, like policemen
in thieves’ quarters, Germany and Austria in one group and England,
France, and Russia in another, both trying to induce Italy and Turkey and
America to join them. Their differences were not about their own countries:
the German navy was not built to bombard Portsmouth nor the British navy
to bombard Bremerhaven. But when the German navy interfered in the
north of Africa, which was just what it was built for, and the French and
British navies frightened it off from that market in the sun, the capitalist
diplomatists of these nations saw that the first thing to concentrate on was
not the markets but the sinking of the German navy by the combined French
and British navies (or vice versa) on any available pretext. And as you
cannot have fleets fighting on the sea without armies fighting on the land to
help them, the armies grew like the fleets; the Race of Armaments became

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as familiar as the Derby; all the natural and kindly sentiments of white
civilized nations towards oneanother were changed into blustering terror,
the parent of hatred, malice, and all uncharitableness; and after all, when the
explosive mixture blew up at last, and blew millions of us with it, it was not
about the African markets, but about a comparatively trumpery quarrel
between Austria and Serbia which the other Powers could have settled with
the greatest ease, without the shedding of one drop of blood, if they had
been on decent human terms with oneanother instead of on competitive
capitalistic terms.
And please do not fail to note that whereas in the early days of Capitalism
our capitalists did not compel us to fight for their markets with our own
hands, but hired German serfs and British voluntary professional soldiers
for the job, their wars have now become so colossal that every woman’s
husband, father, son, brother, or sweetheart, if young and strong enough to
carry a rifle, must go to the trenches as helplessly as cattle go to the
slaughterhouse, abandoning wife and children, home and business, and
renouncing normal morality and humanity, pretending all the time that such
conduct is splendid and heroic and that his name will live for ever, though
he may have the greatest horror of war, and be perfectly aware that the
enemy’s soldiers, against whom he is defending his hearth, are in exactly
the same predicament as himself, and would never dream of injuring him or
his if the pressure of the drive for markets were removed from both.
I have purposely brought you to the question of war because your
conscience must be sorely troubled about it. You have seen the men of
Europe rise up and slaughter oneanother in the most horrible manner in
millions. Your son, perhaps, has received a military cross for venturing into
the air in a flying machine and dropping a bomb on a sleeping village,
blowing several children into fragments, and mutilating or killing their
parents. From a militarist, nationalist, or selfishly patriotic point of view
such deeds may appear glorious exploits; but from the point of view of any
universally valid morality: say from the point of view of a God who is the
father of Englishmen and Germans, Frenchmen and Turks alike, they must
seem outbursts of the most infernal wickedness. As such they have caused
many of us to despair of human nature. A bitter cynicism has succeeded to
transports of pugnacious hatred of which all but the incorrigibly
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by the war fever, are now heartily ashamed. I can hardly believe that you
have escaped your share of this crushing disillusion. If you are human as
well as intelligent you must feel about your species very much as the King
of Brobdingnag did when he took Gulliver in his hand as a child takes a tin
soldier, and heard his boastful patriotic discourse about the glories of
military history.
Perhaps I can console you a little. If you will look at the business in the
light of what we have just been studying I think you will see that the fault
lay not so much in our characters as in the capitalist system which we had
allowed to dominate our lives until it became a sort of blind monster which
neither we nor the capitalists could control. It is absurd to pretend that the
young men of Europe ever wanted to hunt each other into holes in the
ground and throw bombs into the holes to disembowel oneanother, or to
have to hide in those holes themselves, eaten with lice and sickened by the
decay of the unburied, in unutterable discomfort, boredom, and
occasionally acute terror, or that any woman ever wanted to put on her best
Sunday clothes and be gratified at the honor done to her son for killing
some other woman’s babies. The capitalists and their papers try to persuade
themselves and us that we are like that and always will be, in spite of all the
Christmas cards and Leagues of Nations. It is not a bit true. The staggering
fact about all these horrors was that we found ourselves compelled to do
them in spite of the fact that they were so unintended by us, and so
repugnant and dreadful to us that, when at last the war suddenly stopped,
our heroic pretences dropped from us like blown-off hats, and we danced in
the streets for weeks, mad with joy, until the police had to stop us to restore
the necessary traffic. We still celebrate, by two minutes’ national silence,
not the day on which the glorious war broke out, but the day on which the
horrible thing came to an end. Not the victory, which we have thrown away
by abusing it as helplessly as we fought for it, but the Armistice, the
Cessation, the stoppage of the Red Cross vans from the terminuses of the
Channel railways with their heartbreaking loads of mutilated men, was what
we danced for so wildly and pitifully. If ever there was anything made clear
in the world it was that we were no more directly guilty of the war than we
were guilty of the earthquake of Tokio. We and the French and the Germans
and the Turks and the rest found ourselves conscripted for an appalling
slaughtering match, ruinous to ourselves, ruinous to civilization, and so
dreaded by the capitalists themselves that it was only by an extraordinary

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legal suspension of all financial obligations (called the Moratorium) that the
City was induced to face it. The attempt to fight out the war with volunteers
failed: there were not enough. The rest went because they were forced to
go, and fought because they were forced to fight. The women let them go
partly because they could not help themselves, partly because they were just
as pugnacious as the men, partly because they read the papers (which were
not allowed to tell them the truth), and partly because most of them were so
poor that they grasped at the allowances which left most of them better off
with their husbands in the trenches than they had ever been with their
husbands at home.
How had they got into this position? Simply by the original sin of allowing
their countries to be moved and governed and fed and clothed by the pursuit
of profit for capitalists instead of by the pursuit of righteous prosperity for
“all people that on earth do dwell”. The first ship that went to Africa to sell
things to the natives at more than cost price because there was no sale for
them at home began not only this war, but the other and worse wars that
will follow it if we persist in depending on Capitalism for our livelihood
and our morals. All these monstrous evils begin in a small and apparently
harmless way. It is not too much to say that when a nation, having five
shillings to divide-up, gives four to Fanny and one to Sarah instead of
giving half a crown to each and seeing that she earns it, it sows the seed of
all the evils that now make thoughtful and farseeing men speak of our
capitalistic civilization as a disease instead of a blessing.

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THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE

D
O not, however, disparage foreign trade. There is nothing wrong
with foreign trade as such. We could have no gold without foreign
trade; and gold has all sorts of uses and all sorts of beauties. I will
not add that we could have no tea, because I happen to think that we should
be better without this insidious Chinese stimulant. It is safer and probably
healthier for a nation to live on the food and drink it can itself produce, as
the Esquimaux manage to do under much harder conditions. But there are
many necessaries of a high civilization that nations cannot find within their
own boundaries, and must buy from oneanother. We must trade and travel
and come to know oneanother all over the habitable globe. We have to
make international institutions as well as national ones, beginning with
Trading Treaties and Postal Conventions and Copyright Conventions, and
going on to the Leagues of Nations. The necessities of travelling and trade,
and the common interest of all nations in the works and discoveries of art,
literature, and science, have forced them to make international agreements
and treaties with oneanother which are making an end of “keeping
ourselves to ourselves”, and throwing half bricks at foreigners and
strangers. Honest foreign trade would never have got us into trouble.
Neither is the combination of little States in great Federations and
Commonwealths undesirable: on the contrary, the fewer frontiers the better.
The establishment of law and order in uncivilized places should not have
made us hated there: it should have made us popular; and it often did—at
first. The annexation of other countries under our flag, when it was really
needed, should have been a welcome privilege and a strengthening
partnership for the inhabitants of the annexed regions. Indeed we have
always pretended that this was actually the case, and that we were in
foreign countries for the good of the inhabitants and not for our own sake.
Unfortunately we never could make these pretensions good in the long run.
However noble the aspirations of our Imperialist idealists might be, our
capitalist traders were there to make as much profit out of the inhabitants as
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country because there was no more profit to be made there, or not so much;
and it is not to be expected that they would become idealistically
disinterested the moment they landed on foreign shores. They stigmatized
the Stay-at-homes, the anti-Expansionists, the Little-Englanders, as friends
of every country but their own; but they themselves were the enemies of
every country, including their own, where there was a sweatable laborer to
make dividends for them. They pretended that the civilization of the
annexed country was “the white man’s burden”, and posed as weary Titans
reluctantly shouldering the public work of other nations as a duty imposed
on them by Providence; but when the natives, having been duly civilized,
declared that they were now quite ready to govern themselves, the
capitalists held on to their markets as an eagle holds on to its prey, and,
throwing off their apostolic mask, defended their annexations with fire and
sword. They said they would fight to the last drop of their blood for “the
integrity of the Empire”; and they did in fact pay many thousands of hungry
men to fight to that extremity. In spite of them half of North America broke
loose, after a war which left a volcano of hatred that is still smouldering and
winning Chicago elections after a century of American independence.
Roman Catholic Ireland, South Africa, and Egypt have extorted self-
government from us. India is doing the same. But they do not thank us for
it, knowing how loth our Capitalism was to let them go.
On the other hand look at Australia, New Zealand, and Canada. We did not
dare coerce them after our failure in North America. We provide a costly
fleet gratuitously to protect their shores from invasion. We give them
preferences in trade whilst allowing them to set up heavy protective duties
against us. We allow them to be represented at international congresses as if
they were independent nations. We even allow them access to the King
independently of the London Cabinet. The result is that they hang on to us
with tyrannical devotion, waving the Union Jack as enthusiastically as the
Americans wave the Stars and Stripes. And this is not because they are of
our own race. The Americans were that; yet they broke away; so were the
Irish and their leaders. The French Canadians, who are of the same race
with us only in the sense that we all belong to the human race, cling to us
just as hard. They all follow us to war so boldly that we begin to have
misgivings as to whether someday they may not make us follow them to
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Protestant England herself, with Ulster and Scotland for allies, and the Irish
Free State heading her Imperialist opponents.
But Capitalism can be depended on to spoil all these reconciliations and
loyalties. True, we no longer exploit colonies capitalistically: we allow
them to do it for themselves, and to call the process self-government. Whilst
we persisted in governing them they blamed us for all the evils Capitalism
brought upon them; and they finally refused to endure our government.
When we left them to govern themselves they became less and less hostile
to us. But the change always impoverishes them, and leaves them in
comparative disorder. The capitalistic evils for which they blamed us still
oppress them. Their self-government is more tyrannical than our alien
government ever dared to be. Their new relation to the Imperial State
becomes more dangerously strained than the old relation, precisely as the
relation of England to Germany was more dangerously strained in 1913
than the relation of England to Ireland. The most liberal allowance of self-
government cannot reconcile people as long as their capitalists are
competing for markets. Nationalism may make Frenchmen and
Englishmen, Englishmen and Irishmen, savage enemies when it is
infringed. Frenchmen and Irishmen laid their own countries waste to get rid
of English rule. But Capitalism makes all men enemies all the time without
distinction of race, color, or creed. When all the nations have freed
themselves Capitalism will make them fight more furiously than ever, if we
are fools enough to let it.
Have you ever seen the curiosity called a Prince Rupert’s Drop? It is a bead
of glass in such a state of internal strain that if you break off the tiniest
corner the whole bead flies violently to bits. Europe was like that in 1914. A
handful of people in Serbia committed a murder, and the next moment half
Europe was murdering the other half. This frightful condition of internal
strain and instability was not set up by human nature: it was, I repeat,
intensely repugnant to human nature, being a condition of chronic terror
that at last became unbearable, like that of a woman who commits suicide
because she can no longer endure the dread of death. It was set up by
Capitalism. Capitalism, you will say, is at bottom nothing but covetousness;
and covetousness is human nature. That is true; but covetousness is not the
whole of human nature; it is only a part, and one that vanishes when it is
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necessary. Under Capitalism it becomes a dread of poverty and slavery,
which are neither wholesome nor necessary. And, as we have just seen,
capital is carried by its own nature beyond the control of both human
covetousness and human conscience, marching on blindly and
automatically, until we find on the one hand the masses of mankind
condemned to poverty relieved only by horrible paroxysms of bloodshed,
and on the other a handful of hypertrophied capitalists gasping under the
load of their growing millions, and giving it away in heaps in a desperate
attempt, partly to get rid of it without being locked up as madmen for
throwing it into the sea, and partly to undo, by founding Rockefeller
institutes and Carnegie libraries, and hospitals and universities and schools
and churches, the effects of the welter of ignorance and poverty produced
by the system under which it has accumulated on their hands. To call these
unfortunate billionaires monsters of covetousness in the face of their wild
disgorgings (to say nothing of their very ordinary portraits) is silly. They are
rather to be compared to the sorcerer’s apprentice who called up a demon to
fetch a drink for him, and, not knowing the spell for stopping him when he
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HOW WEALTH ACCUMULATES AND MEN DECAY

I
WANT to stress this personal helplessness we are all stricken with in the
face of a system that has passed beyond our knowledge and control. To
bring it nearer home, I propose that we switch off from the big things
like empires and their wars to little familiar things. Take pins for example! I
do not know why it is that I so seldom use a pin when my wife cannot get
on without boxes of them at hand; but it is so; and I will therefore take pins
as being for some reason specially important to women.
There was a time when pinmakers could buy the material; shape it; make
the head and the point; ornament it; and take it to market or to your door
and sell it to you. They had to know three trades: buying, making, and
selling; and the making required skill in several operations. They not only
knew how the thing was done from beginning to end, but could do it. But
they could not afford to sell you a paper of pins for a farthing. Pins cost so
much that a woman’s dress allowance was called pin money.
By the end of the eighteenth century Adam Smith boasted that it took
eighteen men to make a pin, each man doing a little bit of the job and
passing the pin on to the next, and none of them being able to make a whole
pin or to buy the materials or to sell it when it was made. The most you
could say for them was that at least they had some idea of how it was made,
though they could not make it. Now as this meant that they were clearly less
capable and knowledgeable men than the old pinmakers, you may ask why
Adam Smith boasted of it as a triumph of civilization when its effect was so
clearly a degrading effect. The reason was that by setting each man to do
just one little bit of the work and nothing but that, over and over again, he
became very quick at it. The men, it is said, could turn out nearly five
thousand pins a day each; and thus pins became plentiful and cheap. The
country was supposed to be richer because it had more pins, though it had
turned capable men into mere machines doing their work without
intelligence, and being fed by the spare food of the capitalist as an engine is
fed with coals and oil. That was why the poet Goldsmith, who was a

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farsighted economist as well as a poet, complained that “wealth
accumulates, and men decay”.
Nowadays Adam Smith’s eighteen men are as extinct as the diplodocus. The
eighteen flesh-and-blood machines are replaced by machines of steel which
spout out pins by the hundred million. Even sticking them into pink papers
is done by machinery. The result is that with the exception of a few people
who design the machines, nobody knows how to make a pin or how a pin is
made: that is to say, the modern worker in pin manufacture need not be one-
tenth so intelligent and skilful and accomplished as the old pinmaker; and
the only compensation we have for this deterioration is that pins are so
cheap that a single pin has no expressible value at all. Even with a big profit
stuck on to the cost-price you can buy dozens for a farthing; and pins are so
recklessly thrown away and wasted that verses have to be written to
persuade children (without success) that it is a sin to steal a pin.
Many serious thinkers, like John Ruskin and William Morris, have been
greatly troubled by this, just as Goldsmith was, and have asked whether we
really believe that it is an advance in wealth to lose our skill and degrade
our workers for the sake of being able to waste pins by the ton. We shall see
later on, when we come to consider the Distribution of Leisure, that the cure
for this is not to go back to the old ways; for if the saving of time by
modern machinery were equally divided among us, it would set us all free
for higher work than pinmaking or the like. But in the meantime the fact
remains that pins are now made by men and women who cannot make
anything by themselves, and could not arrange between themselves to make
anything even in little bits. They are ignorant and helpless, and cannot lift
their finger to begin their day’s work until it has all been arranged for them
by their employers, who themselves do not understand the machines they
buy, and simply pay other people to set them going by carrying out the
machine maker’s directions.
The same is true of clothes. Formerly the whole work of making clothes,
from the shearing of the sheep to the turning out of the finished and washed
garment ready to put on, had to be done in the country by the men and
women of the household, especially the women; so that to this day an
unmarried woman is called a spinster. Nowadays nothing is left of all this
but the sheep-shearing; and even that, like the milking of cows, is being
done by machinery, as the sewing is. Give a woman a sheep today and ask

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her to produce a woollen dress for you; and not only will she be quite
unable to do it, but you are as likely as not to find that she is not even aware
of any connection between sheep and clothes. When she gets her clothes,
which she does by buying them at a shop, she knows that there is a
difference between wool and cotton and silk, between flannel and merino,
perhaps even between stockinet and other wefts; but as to how they are
made, or what they are made of, or how they came to be in the shop ready
for her to buy, she knows hardly anything. And the shop assistant from
whom she buys is no wiser. The people engaged in the making of them
know even less; for many of them are too poor to have much choice of
materials when they buy their own clothes.
Thus the capitalist system has produced an almost universal ignorance of
how things are made and done, whilst at the same time it has caused them
to be made and done on a gigantic scale. We have to buy books and
encyclopedias to find out what it is we are doing all day; and as the books
are written by people who are not doing it, and who get their information
from other books, what they tell us is from twenty to fifty years out of date,
and unpractical at that. And of course most of us are too tired of our work
when we come home to want to read about it: what we need is a cinema to
take our minds off it and feed our imagination.
It is a funny place, this world of Capitalism, with its astonishing spread of
ignorance and helplessness, boasting all the time of its spread of education
and enlightenment. There stand the thousands of property owners and the
millions of wage workers, none of them able to make anything, none of
them knowing what to do until somebody tells them, none of them having
the least notion of how it is that they find people paying them money, and
things in the shops to buy with it. And when they travel they are surprised
to find that savages and Esquimaux and villagers who have to make
everything for themselves are more intelligent and resourceful! The wonder
would be if they were anything else. We should die of idiocy through disuse
of our mental faculties if we did not fill our heads with romantic nonsense
out of illustrated newspapers and novels and plays and films. Such stuff
keeps us alive; but it falsifies everything for us so absurdly that it leaves us
more or less dangerous lunatics in the real world.
Excuse my going on like this; but as I am a writer of books and plays
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that this moment of our utmost ignorance and helplessness, delusion and
folly, has been stumbled on by the blind forces of Capitalism as the moment
for giving votes to everybody, so that the few wise women are hopelessly
overruled by the thousands whose political minds, as far as they can be said
to have any political minds at all, have been formed in the cinema, I realize
that I had better stop writing plays for a while to discuss political and social
realities in this book with those who are intelligent enough to listen to me.

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DISABLEMENT ABOVE AND BELOW

Y
OU must not conclude from what I have just said that I grudge the
people their amusements. I have made most of my money by
amusing them. I recognize more clearly than most people that not
only does all work and no play make Jill a dull girl, but that she works so
that she may be able to enjoy life as well as to keep herself from dying of
hunger and exposure. She wants, and needs, leisure as well as wages. But
breadwinning must come before charabancs and cinemas. I have the
strongest sympathy, as I daresay you have, with the French gentleman who
said that if he could have the luxuries of life he could do without the
necessities; but unfortunately Nature does not share our sympathy, and
ruthlessly puts breadwinning first on pain of death. The French gentleman is
less important than the women who are asking for an eight-hour working
day, because, though what they are really asking for is for a few hours more
leisure when they have rested and slept, cooked and fed and washed up, yet
they know that leisure must be worked for, and that no woman can shirk her
share of the work except by putting it on some other woman and cutting
short her leisure.
Therefore when I say that Capitalism has reduced our people to a condition
of abject helplessness and ignorance in their productive capacity as
workers, you cannot reassure me by pointing out that factory girls are no
fools when it comes to gossiping and amusing themselves; that they are
resourceful enough to learn lip reading in the weaving-sheds, where the
banging of the looms makes it impossible to hear each other speak; that
their dances and charabanc excursions and whist drives and dressing and
wireless concerts stimulate and cultivate them to an extent unknown to their
grandmothers; that they consume frightful quantities of confectionery; and
that they limit their families to avoid too much mothering. But all this is
consumption, not production. When they are engaged in producing these
amusements: when they take the money for the tickets at the pay-boxes, or
do some scrap of the work of making a charabanc, or wind the wire on a

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coil for broadcasting, they are mere machines, taking part in a routine
without knowing what came before or what is to follow.
In giving all the work to one class and all the leisure to another as far as the
law will let it, the Capitalist system disables the rich as completely as the
poor. By letting their land and hiring out their spare money (capital) to
others, they can have plenty of food and fun without lifting their little
fingers. Their agents collect the rent for the land, and lodge it in the bank
for them. The companies which have hired their spare money lodge the
half-yearly hire (dividends) in the same way. Bismarck said of them that
they had only to take a pair of scissors and cut off a coupon; but he was
wrong: the bank does even that for them; so that all they have to do is to
sign the cheques with which they pay for everything. They need do nothing
but amuse themselves; and they would get their incomes just the same if
they did not do even that. They can only plead that their ancestors worked
productively, as if everybody’s ancestors had not worked productively, or as
if this were any excuse for their not following their ancestors’ excellent
example. We cannot live on the virtues of our grandmothers. They may
have farmed their own land, and invented the ways in which their spare
money was applied to the land to make them richer; but when their
successors found that all this trouble would be taken for them by others,
they simply let the land and put out their spare money for hire (invested it).
Some of our great landholders inherit their land from feudal times, when
there were no factories nor railways, and when towns were so small that
they were walled in as gardens are now. In those days the landholders, with
the king at their head, had to raise armies and defend the country at their
own cost. They had to make the laws and administer them, doing military
work, police work, and government work of all sorts. Henry IV, who died of
overwork, found to his cost how true it was in those days that the greatest
among us must be servant to all the rest. Nowadays it is the other way
about: the greatest is she to whom all the rest are servants. All the chores
and duties of the feudal barons are done by paid officials. In country places
they may still sit on the Bench as unpaid magistrates; and there remains the
tradition that military service as officers is proper for their sons. A few of
them, with the help of solicitors and agents, manage the estates on which
they actually live, or allow their wives to do it. But these are only vestiges
of a bygone order, maintained mostly by rich purchasers of estates who are

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willing to take a little trouble to be ranked as country gentlemen and county
ladies. There are always newly enriched folk who have this vanity for a
while, and will buy the estate of a real country gentleman to take on his
position in the country. But at any moment our landed gentry, whether they
are so by descent or purchase, can sell their country houses and parks, and
live anywhere they please in the civilized world without any public duties
or responsibilities. Sooner or later they all do so, thus breaking the only link
that binds them to the old feudal aristocracy save their names and titles. For
all the purposes of the real world of today there is no longer a feudal
aristocracy: it is merged in the industrial capitalist class, with which it
associates and intermarries without distinction, money making up for
everything. If it be still necessary to call the rich an ocracy of any kind, they
must be called a plutocracy, in which the oldest ducal estate and the newest
fortune made in business are only forms of capital, imposing no public
duties on the owner.
Now this state of things may seem extremely jolly for the plutocracy from
the point of view of those who are so overworked and underamused that
they can imagine nothing better than a life that is one long holiday; but it
has the disadvantage of making the plutocrats as helpless as babies when
they are left to earn their own living. You know that there is nothing more
pitiable on earth within the limits of good health than born ladies and
gentlemen suddenly losing their property. But have you considered that they
would be equally pitiable if their property were thrown on their own hands
to make what they could of it? They would not know how to farm their
lands or to work their mines and railways or to sail their ships. They would
perish surrounded by what Dr Johnson called “the potentiality of growing
rich beyond the dreams of avarice”. Without the hungry they would have to
say “I cannot dig: to beg (even if I knew how) I am ashamed”. The hungry
could do without them, and be very much the better for it; but they could
not do without the hungry.
Yet most of the hungry, left to themselves, would be quite as helpless as the
plutocrats. Take the case of a housemaid, familiar to the intelligent lady
who can afford to keep one. A woman may be a very good housemaid; but
you have to provide the house for her and manage the house before she can
set to work. Many excellent housemaids, when they marry, make a poor
enough job of their own housekeeping. Ask them to manage a big hotel,

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which employs dozens of housemaids, and they will think you are laughing
at them: you might as well ask the porter at the Bank of England to manage
the bank. A bricklayer may be a very good bricklayer; but he cannot build a
house nor even make the bricks he lays. Any laborer can lay a plank across
a stream, or place a row of stepping-stones in it; but just ask him to build a
bridge, whether it be the simplest sort of canal bridge or a gigantic
construction like the Forth Bridge! You might as well ask your baby to
make its cot and knit its jumper, or your cook to design and construct a
kitchen range and water supply.
This helplessness gets more and more complete as civilization advances. In
villages you may still find carpenters and blacksmiths who can make things.
They can even choose and buy their materials, and then sell the finished
article. But in the cities on which our existence now depends you find
multitudes of workers and plutocrats who cannot make anything; do not
know how anything is made; and are so inept at buying and selling that
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THE MIDDLE STATION IN LIFE

A
ND now, if the landlords and capitalists can neither make anything
nor even tell others how to make it; and if the workers can do
nothing until they are told what to do, how does the world get on?
There must be some third class standing between the propertied class on the
one hand and the propertyless class on the other, to lease the land and hire
the capital and tell the workers what to do with them.
There is. You can see for yourself that there is a middle class which does all
the managing and directing and deciding work of the nation, besides
carrying on the learned and literary and artistic professions. Let us consider
how this class arose, and how it is continually recruited from the capitalist
families.
The capitalists do something more than merely own. They marry and have
children. Now an income which is comfortable for two people may not be
enough for three or four children in addition, to say nothing of possibly
twice or thrice that number. And when the three or four children grow up
and marry and have three or four children each, what meant riches for the
grandparents may mean poverty for the grandchildren.
To avoid this, propertied families may arrange that only the eldest son shall
inherit the property, leaving the younger sons to shift for themselves, and
the daughters to marry men of property if they can. This is called
primogeniture. Until 1926 it was the law of the land in England when the
owner of a landed estate died without leaving a will to the contrary. Where
there is no such law, and all the children inherit equal shares of the parents’
property, as they do among the peasant proprietors in France, the family
must come to an arrangement of the same kind between themselves, or else
sell the property and leave its owners with a few pounds each that will not
last them very long. Therefore they almost always do agree that the younger
children shall live by working like the hungry, whilst the eldest keeps the
farm and cultivates it. This cannot be done when the property is not land but
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out spare money. Parents may make wills leaving all of it or most of it to
one son; but they do not do this as a rule; and sooner or later the property
gets divided and divided among children and other next-of-kin until the
inheritors cannot live on their shares.
But please remark that the younger sons who are thus thrown on the world
to earn their living have the tastes and habits and speech and appearance
and education of rich men. They are well connected, as we say. Their near
relations may be peers. Some of them have been schooled at Eton and
Harrow, and have taken degrees at Oxford and Cambridge. Others have less
distinguished connections. Their parents or grandparents may have made
money in business; and they may have gone to the big city schools, or to
day schools, instead of to Eton, and either to one of the new democratic
universities or to no university at all. Their most important relative may be a
mayor or alderman. But they are educated at secondary as distinguished
from elementary schools; and though not what they themselves call great
swells, they have the manners and appearance and speech and habits of the
capitalist class, are described as gentlemen, and politely addressed by letter
as Esquires instead of plain Misters.
All these propertyless people who have the ways and the culture of
propertied ones have to live by their wits. They go into the army and navy
as officers, or into the upper grades of the civil service. They become
clergymen, doctors, lawyers, authors, actors, painters, sculptors, architects,
schoolmasters, university professors, astronomers and the like, forming
what we call the professional class. They are treated with special respect
socially; but they see successful men of business, inferior to themselves in
knowledge, talent, character, and public spirit, making much larger
incomes. The highest sorts of mental work are often so unremunerative that
it is impossible to make a living by practising them commercially. Spinoza
lived by grinding lenses, and Rousseau by copying music. Einstein lives by
professorships. Newton lived, not by discovering gravitation and measuring
fluxions, but by acting as Master of the Mint, which other men could have
done as well. Even when a profession is comparatively lucrative and
popular, its gains are restricted by the fact that the work must all be done by
the practitioner’s own hand; for a surgeon cannot employ a thousand
subordinates to deal with a million patients as a soap king deals with a
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thousand guinea portrait sitter to his secretary. The years of professional
success are usually preceded by a long struggle with scanty means. I myself
am held to be a conspicuous example of success in the most lucrative
branch of the literary profession; but until I was thirty I could not make
even a bare living by my pen. At thirty-eight I thought myself passing rich
on six or seven pounds a week; and even now, when I am seventy, and have
achieved all that can be achieved commercially at my job, I see in the paper
every day, under the heading Wills and Bequests, that the widow of some
successful man of business, wholly unknown to fame, has died leaving a
fortune which reduces my gains to insignificance.
The consequence is that professional men and civil servants, when they are
not incurable old-fashioned snobs who regard trade as beneath the dignity
of their family, and when their sons have no overwhelming aptitude for one
or other of the professions, advise them strongly to go in for business. The
man of business may not have much chance of a public statue unless he
pays for it and presents it to his native town with a spacious public park
attached; and his occupation may be a dry one in itself, however exciting
the prospect of pocketing more and more money may make it. But he can
make profits not only out of his work, like the surgeon or painter, but out of
the work of thousands of others as well. And his work is not necessarily
dry: modern businesses tend to become more interesting and important, and
even more scientific, than average professional work. Their activities are
much more varied: in fact modern commercial magnates, when they control
a dozen different businesses, become better informed and better developed
mentally than the rank and file of the professions. What is more, they are
learning to snap up the ablest university scholars and civil servants, and
take them into partnership not as office managers but as thinkers,
diplomatists, and commercial scientists. It is in industrially undeveloped
countries that professional men rank as an aristocracy of learning and
intellect: in European centres today commercial society is a more effective
reserve of culture than professional society. When the professional man or
the public servant tells his son that a berth in the civil service is a blind
alley, or doctoring at the call of the night bell a dog’s life, contrasting them
with the unlimited prospects and the infinite scope for personal initiative in
business, he is recommending the young man to improve on his father’s
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And what is business in the lump? It is hiring land from landlords and spare
money from capitalists, and employing the hungry to make enough money
out of them day by day to pay the wages for their keep and bring in a profit
as well. Astonishing fortunes can be made in this way by men and women
with the necessary ability and decision who have the particular sort of
pecuniary keenness and pertinacity that business requires. Even more
staggering profits are made sometimes by accident, the business man hitting
by chance on something new that the public happens to fancy. Millions are
made by medicines which injure people’s health instead of improving it
(read Tono-Bungay), and hair restorers that leave the buyer as bald as
before. Articles that nobody needs, and sham pleasures that give only
fatigue and boredom at extravagant prices, are advertized and advertized
until people are beglamored into thinking they cannot do without them.
But the main scope in business is for honorable and useful activity, from
growing food and building houses and making clothes, or manufacturing
spades and sewing-machines, to laying cables round the world, and building
giant ships to turn the ocean or the air into a highway. The planning and
management and ordering of this gives employment to able and energetic
men who have no property, but have the education and social address of the
propertied class. The educated who are neither able nor energetic, and who
have no professions, find employment as agents or clerks carrying out the
routine and keeping the accounts of businesses which the able ones have
established and are directing. And the women of their class are forced to
live by marrying them.
In this way we get, between the propertied class and the hungry mass, a
middle class which acts as a sort of Providence to both of them. It cultivates
the land and employs the capital of the property holders, paying them the
rent of their lands and the hire of their spare money without asking them to
lift a finger, and giving the hungry wages to live on without asking them to
think or decide or know or do anything except their own little bit of the job
in hand. The hungry have neither to buy the material nor to sell the product,
neither to organize the service nor find the customer. Like children they are
told what to do, and fed and lodged and clothed whilst they are doing it, not
always very handsomely perhaps; but at worst they are kept alive long
enough to produce a fresh set of hungry ones to replace them when they are
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There are always a few cases in which this management is done, not by
descendants of propertied folk, but by men and women sprung from the
hungriest of the hungry. These are the geniuses who know most of the
things that other people have to be taught, and who educate themselves as
far as they need any education. But there are so few of them that they need
not be taken into account. In great social questions we are dealing with the
abilities of ordinary citizens: that is, the abilities we can depend on
everyone except invalids and idiots possessing, and not with what one man
or woman in ten thousand can do. In spite of several cases in which persons
born in poverty and ignorance have risen to make vast fortunes, to become
famous as philosophers, discoverers, authors, and even rulers of kingdoms,
to say nothing of saints and martyrs, we may take it that business and the
professions are closed to those who cannot read and write, travel and keep
accounts, besides dressing, speaking, behaving, and handling and spending
money more or less in the manner of the propertied classes.
This is another way of saying that until about fifty years ago the great mass
of our people working for weekly wages were as completely shut out from
the professions and from business as if there had been a law forbidding
them on pain of death to attempt to enter them. I remember wondering
when I was a lad at a man who was in my father’s employment as a miller.
He could neither read nor write nor cipher (that is, do sums on paper); but
his natural faculty for calculation was so great that he could solve instantly
all the arithmetical problems that arose in the course of his work: for
instance, if it were a question of so many sacks of flour at so much a sack,
he could tell you the answer straight off without thinking, which was more
than my father or his clerks could do. But because he did not know his
alphabet, and could not put pen to paper, and had not the speech and
manners and habits and dress without which he would not have been
admitted into the company of merchants and manufacturers, or of lawyers,
doctors, and clergymen, he lived and died a poor employee, without the
slightest chance of rising into the middle class, or the faintest pretension to
social equality with my father. And my father, though he was propertyless,
and worked as a middle class civil servant and subsequently as a merchant,
was not at all proud of being a member of the middle class: on the contrary,
he resented that description, holding on to his connexion with the propertied
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unfortunately reduced to living not very successfully by his wits, a man of
family and a gentleman.
But this was sixty years ago. Since then we have established Communism
in education. If my father’s miller were a boy now, he would go to school
for nine years, whether his parents liked it or not, at the expense of the
whole community; and his mathematical gift would enable him to win a
scholarship that would take him on to a secondary school, and another
scholarship there that would take him to the university and qualify him for a
profession. At the very least he would become an accountant, even were it
only as a bookkeeper or clerk. In any case he would be qualified for middle
class employment and pass into that class.
Now the social significance of this is that the middle class, which the
younger sons and their descendants formerly had all to themselves as far as
the most desirable positions in it were concerned, is now recruited from the
working class as well. These recruits, with no gentlemanly nonsense about
them, are not only better taught than the boys who go to cheapish middle
class schools, but better trained to face the realities of life. Also the old
differences in speech and dress and manners are much less than they were,
partly because the working class is picking up middle class manners, but
much more because they are forcing their own manners and speech on the
middle class as standards. A man like my father, half a merchant, but
ashamed of it and unable to make up his mind to it, and half a gentleman
without any property to uphold his pretension, would, if he were a boy
nowadays, be beaten hollow in the competition for land, for capital, and for
position in the civil service by the sons of men whose grandfathers would
never have dreamed of presuming to sit down in his presence. The futile
propertyless gentlemen, the unserviceable and grossly insolent civil
servants whom Dickens described, have to be content nowadays with the
refuse of middle class employment. They are discontented, unhappy,
impecunious, struggling with a false position, borrowing (really begging)
from their relatives, and unable to realize, or unwilling to admit, that they
have fallen out of the propertied class, not into an intermediate position
where they have a monopoly of all the occupations and employments that
require a little education and manners, but right down into the ranks of the
hungry, without the hardening that makes the hungry life bearable.

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And what of the daughters? Their business is to get married; and I can
remember the time when there was no other hopeful opening in life for
them. When they failed to find husbands, and no special provision had been
made for them, they became governesses or school teachers or
“companions” or genteel beggars under the general heading of poor
relations. They had been carefully trained to feel that it was unladylike to
work, and still more unladylike to propose marriage to men. The
professions were closed to them. The universities were closed to them. The
business offices were closed to them. Their poverty cut them off from
propertied society. Their ladylikeness cut them off from the society of
working people as poor as themselves, and from inter-marriage with them.
Life was a ghastly business for them.
Nowadays, there are far more careers open to women. We have women
barristers and women doctors in practice. True, the Church is closed against
them, to its own great detriment, as it could easily find picked women,
eloquent in the pulpit and capable in parish management, to replace the
male refuse it has too often to fall back on; but women can do without
ecclesiastical careers now that the secular and civil services are open. The
closing of the fighting services is socially necessary, as women are far too
valuable to have their lives risked in battle as well as in child-bearing. If
ninety out of every hundred young men were killed we could recover from
the loss, but if ninety out of every hundred young women were killed there
would be an end of the nation. That is why modern war, which is not
confined to battle fields, and rains high explosives and poison gas on male
and female civilians indiscriminately in their peaceful homes, is so much
more dangerous than war has ever been before.
Besides, women are now educated as men are: they go to the universities
and to the technical colleges if they can afford it; and, as Domestic Service
is now an educational subject with special colleges, a woman can get
trained for such an occupation as that of manageress of a hotel as well as for
the practice of law or medicine, or for accountancy and actuarial work. In
short, nothing now blocks a woman’s way into business or professional life
except prejudice, superstition, old-fashioned parents, shyness, snobbery,
ignorance of the contemporary world, and all the other imbecilities for
which there is no remedy but modern ideas and force of character.
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years ago, when it was practically against the law for a lady who was not a
genius to be self-supporting; for if she kept a shop, or even visited at the
house of a woman who kept a shop, she was no lady. I know better than you
(because I am probably much older) that the tradition of those bad old times
still wastes the lives of single gentlewomen to a deplorable extent; but, for
all that, every year sees an increase in the activities of gentlewomen outside
the home in business and the professions, and even in perilous professional
exploration and adventure with a cinematographic camera in attendance.
This increase is hastened by the gigantic scale of capitalist production,
which, as we have seen, reduces the old household labor of baking and
brewing, spinning and weaving, first to shopping at separate shops, and
then to telephoning the day’s orders to one big multiple shop. We have seen
also how it leads prematurely to Birth Control, which has reduced the
number of children in the middle class households very notably. Many
middle-class women who could formerly say with truth that there was no
end to a woman’s work in the house are now underworked, in spite of the
difficulty of finding servants. It is conceivable that women may drive men
out of many middle class occupations as they have already driven them out
of many city offices. We are losing the habit of regarding business and the
professions as male employments.
Nevertheless males are in a vast majority in these departments, and must
remain so as long as our family arrangements last, because the bearing and
rearing of children, including domestic housekeeping, is woman’s natural
monopoly. As such, being as it is the most vital of all the functions of
mankind, it gives women a power and importance that they can attain to in
no other profession, and that man cannot attain to at all. In so far as it is a
slavery, it is a slavery to Nature and not to Man: indeed it is the means by
which women enslave men, and thus create a Man Question which is called,
very inappropriately, the Woman Question. Woman as Wife and Mother
stands apart from the development we are dealing with in this chapter,
which is, the rise of a business and professional middle class out of the
propertied class. This is a sexless development, because when the
unmarried daughters, like the younger sons, become doctors, barristers,
ministers in the Free Churches, managers, accountants, shopkeepers, and
clerks under the term typist (in America stenographer), they virtually leave
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neither men nor women: economically they are all neuters, as far as that is
humanly possible. The only disadvantage the woman is at in competition
with the man is that the man must either succeed in his business or fail
completely in life, whilst the woman has a second string to her bow in the
possibility of getting married. A young woman who regards business
employment as only a temporary support until she can find an eligible
husband will never master her work as a man must.

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DECLINE OF THE EMPLOYER

A
T first sight it would seem that the employers must be the most
powerful class in the community, because the others can do nothing
without them. So they were, a hundred years ago. The dominant man
then was not the capitalist nor the landlord nor the laborer, but the employer
who could set capital and land and labor to work. These employers began as
office employees; for business in those days was mostly on so small a scale
that any middle class employee who had learnt the routine of business as a
clerk or apprentice, in his father’s office or elsewhere, and who could
scrape together a few hundred pounds, could enter into partnership with
another thrifty employee, and set up in almost any sort of business as an
employer.
But as spare money accumulated in larger and larger quantity, and
enterprise expanded accordingly, business came to be done on a larger and
larger scale until these old-fashioned little firms found their customers
being taken away from them by big concerns and joint stock companies
who could, with their huge capitals and costly machinery, not only undersell
them, but make a greater profit out of their lower prices. Women see this in
their shopping. They used to buy their umbrellas at an umbrella shop, their
boots at a boot shop, their books at a book shop, and their lunches-out at a
restaurant. Nowadays they buy them all at the same shop, lunch and all.
Huge bazaars like Selfridge’s and Whiteley’s in London, and the great
multiple shops in the provincial cities, are becoming the only shops where
you can buy anything, because they are taking away the trade of the small
separate shops and ruining the shopkeepers who kept them. These ruined
shopkeepers may think themselves lucky if they get jobs in the multiple
shops as shop assistants, managers of departments, and the like, when they
are not too old for the change.
Sometimes the change is invisible. Certain retail trades have to be carried
on in small shops scattered all over the place. For example, oil shops, public
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they are not. The public houses are tied houses practically owned in dozens
by the brewers. A hundred oil shops or tobacco shops may belong to a
single big company, called a Trust. Just as the little businesses conducted by
a couple of gentlemen partners, starting with a capital which they counted
in hundreds, had to give way to companies counting their capital in
thousands, so these companies are being forced to combine into Trusts
which count their capital in millions.
These changes involve another which is politically very important. When
the employers had it all their own way, and were in business for themselves
separately and independently, they worked with what we should call small
capitals, and had no difficulty in getting them. Capital was positively
thrown down their throats by the bankers, who, as we shall see later, have
most of the spare money to keep. Those were the days of arrogant cotton
lords and merchant princes. The man who could manage a business took
every penny that was left in the till when the landlord had had his rent, the
capitalist (who was often himself) his interest, and the employees their
wages. If he were a capable man, what remained for him as profit was
enough to make him rich enough to go into Parliament if he cared to.
Sometimes it was enough to enable him to buy his way into the peerage.
Capital being useless and Labor helpless without him, he was, as an
American economist put it, master of the situation.
When joint stock companies, which were formerly supposed to be suitable
for banking and insurance only, came into business generally, the situation
of the employers began to change. In a joint stock concern you have,
instead of one or two capitalists, hundreds of capitalists, called
shareholders, each contributing what spare money she or he can afford. It
began with £100 shares, and has gone on to £10 and £1 shares; so that a
single business today may belong to a host of capitalist proprietors, many of
them much poorer people than could ever have acquired property in pre-
company days. This had two results. One was that a woman with a £5 note
to spare could allow a company to spend it, and thereby become entitled to,
say, five shillings a year out of the gains of that company as long as it
lasted. In this way Capitalism was strengthened by the extension of
property in industry from rich people with large sums of spare money to
poor people with small ones. But the employers were weakened, and finally
lost their supremacy and became employees.

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It happened in this way. The joint stock company system made it possible to
collect much larger capitals to start business with than the old separate firms
could command. It was already known that the employer with a thousand
pounds worth of machinery and other aids to production (called plant) could
be undersold and driven out of the market by the employer with twenty
thousand pounds worth. Still, employers could get twenty thousand pounds
lent to them easily enough if it was believed that they could handle it
profitably. But when companies came into the field equipped with hundreds
of thousands of pounds, and these companies began to combine into Trusts
equipped with millions, the employers were outdone. They could not raise
such sums among their acquaintances. No bank would allow them to
overdraw their accounts on such a gigantic scale. To get more capital, they
had to turn their businesses into joint stock companies.
This sounds simple; but the employers did not find it so. You, I hope, would
not buy shares in a new company unless you saw what are called good
names on the prospectus, shewing that half a dozen persons whom you
believe to be wealthy, trustworthy, good judges of business, and in
responsible social stations were setting you the example. If ever you do you
will regret it, possibly in the workhouse. Now the art of getting at the
people with the good names, and interesting them, is one at which practical
employers are for the most part incurably unskilled. Therefore when they
want to raise capital on the modern scale they are forced to go to persons
who, having made a special profession of it, know where to go and how to
proceed. These persons are called Promoters, though they usually call
themselves financiers. They naturally charge a very high commission for
their services; and the accountants and solicitors whose reputations inspire
confidence put a high price on their names also. They all find that they can
make so much by raising large capitals that it is not worth their while to
trouble themselves with small ones; and the quaint result of this is that an
employer finds it easier to raise large sums than small ones. If he wants
only £20,000, the promoters and financiers shew him the door
contemptuously: the pickings on so small a sum are beneath their notice. If,
however, he wants £100,000, they will listen superciliously, and perhaps get
it for him. Only, though he has to pay interest on £100,000, and stand
indebted in that amount, he is very lucky if he receives £70,000 in cash. The
promoters and financiers divide the odd £30,000 among themselves for
their names and their trouble in raising the money. The employers are

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helpless in their hands: it is a case of take it or leave it: if they refuse the
terms they get no capital. Thus the financiers and their go-betweens are now
masters of the situation; and the men who actually conduct and order the
industry of the country, who would have been great commercial magnates
in Queen Victoria’s reign, are now under the thumbs of men who never
employed an industrial workman nor entered a factory or mine in their
lives, and never intend to.
And that is not all. When an employer turns his business into a joint stock
company he becomes an employee. He may be the head employee who
orders all the other employees about, engaging and dismissing them as he
thinks fit; but still he is an employee, and can be dismissed by the
shareholders and replaced by another manager if they think he is taking too
much for his services. Against this possibility he usually protects himself by
selling his establishment to the company at first for a number of shares
sufficient to enable him to outvote all the discontented shareholders (each
share carries a vote); and in any case his position as the established head
who has made a success of the business, or at least persuaded the
shareholders that he has, is a strong one. But he does not live for ever.
When he dies or retires, a new manager must be found; and this successor is
not his heir, but a stranger entering as a removable employee, managing the
concern for a salary and perhaps a percentage of the profits.
Now an able employee-manager can command a high salary, and have a
good deal of power, because he is felt to be indispensable until he is worn
out. But he can never be as indispensable as the old employers who
invented their own methods, and clung to their “trade secrets” jealously.
Their methods necessarily resolved themselves into an office routine which
could be picked up, however unintelligently, by those employed in it. The
only trade secret that really counted was the new machinery, which was not
secret at all; for all the great mechanical inventions are soon communized
by law: that is, instead of the inventor of a machine being allowed to keep it
as his private property for ever and make all the employers who use it pay
him a royalty, he is allowed to monopolize it in this way under a patent for
fourteen years only, after which it is at everybody’s disposal.
You can guess the inevitable result. It may take a genius to invent, say a
steam-engine, but once it is invented a couple of ordinary workmen can
keep it going; and when it is worn out any ordinary engineering firm can

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replace it by copying it. Also, though it may need exceptional talent,
initiative, energy, and concentration to set up a new business, yet when it is
once set up, and the routine of working it established, it can be kept going
by ordinary persons who have learnt the routine, and whose rule is “When
in doubt as to what to do, see what was done the last time, and do it over
again”. Thus a very clever man may build up a great business, and leave it
to his quite ordinary son to carry on when he is dead; and the son may get
on very well without ever really understanding the business as his father
did. Or the father may leave it to his daughter with the certainty that if she
cannot or will not do the directing work herself, she can easily hire
employee-employers who can and will, for a salary plus a percentage. The
famous Krupp factory in Germany belongs to a lady. I will not go so far as
to say that managerial ability has become a drug in the market, though, in
the little businesses which are still conducted in the old way in the poorer
middle class, the employer often has to pay his more highly skilled
employees more than he gets out of the business for himself. But the
monopoly of business technique which made the capitalist-employer
supreme in the nineteenth century has gone for ever. Employers today are
neither capitalists nor monopolists of managerial ability. The political and
social power which their predecessors enjoyed has passed to the financiers
and bankers, who monopolize the art of collecting millions of spare money.
That monopoly will be broken in its turn by the communization of banking,
to which we shall come presently.
Meanwhile you, putting all these developments together in your mind, can
now contemplate the Middle Class understandingly. You know now how it
sprang from the propertied class as an educated younger-son class without
property, and supported itself by practising the professions, and by doing
the business of the propertied class. You know how it rose to supreme
power and riches when the development of modern machinery (called the
Industrial Revolution) made business so big and complicated that neither
the propertied class nor the working class could understand it, and the
middle class men who did (called generally employers), became masters of
the situation. You know how, when the first generations of employers had
found out how to do this work, and established a routine of doing it which
any literate man could learn and practise, and when all that remained was to
find more and more capital to feed it as its concerns grew bigger and bigger,
the supremacy passed from the employers to the financiers who hold it at

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present. You know also that this last change has been accompanied by a
change in the status of the employer, who instead of hiring the land and
capital of the propertied classes for a fixed payment of rent and interest, and
taking as his profit all that remains, is now simply employed to manage for
companies and trusts, the shareholders taking everything that is left after
they have paid rent and wages (including his salary). You see that in
applying for such posts he has to meet the competition not only of other
middle class men as of old, but of clever sons of the working class, raised
into the middle class by education at the public expense by our system of
scholarships, which act as ladders from the elementary school to the
University or the Polytechnic. You see that this applies not only to
employers, but much more to their clerks. Clerking was formerly a
monopoly of the less energetic sons of the middle class. Now that
everybody has to go to school the middle class monopoly of reading,
writing, and ciphering is gone; and skilled manual workers are better paid
than clerks, being scarcer. As to parlormaids, what ordinary typist does not
envy their creature comforts?
The Middle Station in Life no longer justifies the pæan in its praise which
Daniel Defoe raised in Robinson Crusoe. For those who possess no special
talent of a lucrative kind, it is now the least eligible class in the community.

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46
THE PROLETARIAT

W
E have disposed of the Middle Classes: let us turn to the Lower
Classes, the Hungry Ones, the Working Classes, the Masses, the
Mob, or whatever else you call them. Classical culture has
invented a general name for all people, of whatever nation, color, sex, sect,
or social pretension, who, having no land nor capital (no property), have to
hire themselves out for a living. It calls them proletarians, or, in the lump,
The Proletariat. Karl Marx, who was born in Rhenish Germany in 1818, and
died in London in 1883, after spending the last thirty-four years of his life
in England making a special study of the development of Capitalism among
us, was, and still is, the most famous champion of the Proletariat as the
really organic part of civilized society to which all the old governing and
propertied classes must finally succumb. When Marx raised his famous
slogan, “Proletarians of all lands: unite”, he meant that all who live by the
sale or hire of their labor should combine to do away with private property
in land and capital, and to make everyone do her or his bit of the labor of
the world, and share the product without paying toll to any idler.
The difficulty at that time was that the employers, without whom the
proletarians could do nothing, were, as we have seen, strong, rich,
independent, and masterful. They not only owned a good deal of land and
capital themselves, but fully intended to become propertied country
gentlemen when they retired. It was not until they began to slip down into a
salaried, or proletarian class, that they also began to listen to Karl Marx.
You see, they were losing their personal interest in private property with its
rents and dividends, and were becoming interested solely in the price that
could be got out of the landlords and capitalists for active services: that is,
for labor of hand and brain. Instead of wanting to give Labor as little as
possible and get as much out of it as possible, they wanted property to get
as little as possible, and the sort of labor they themselves did to get as much
as possible. They found that skilled manual work, and even unskilled
manual strength, was coming more and more to be better paid than
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Now it is no use pretending to be better than other people when you are
poorer. It only leads to keeping up more expensive appearances on less
money, and forbidding your children to associate with most people’s
children whilst they forbid their children to speak to yours. If the parents do
not realize the vanity of such pretension the children do. I remember
thinking when I was a boy how silly it was that my father, whose business
was wholesale business, should consider himself socially superior to his
tailor, who had the best means of knowing how much poorer than himself
my father was, and who had a handsome residence, with ornamental
grounds and sailing-boats, at the seaside place where we spent the summer
in a six-roomed cottage-villa with a small garden. The great Grafton Street
shopkeepers of Dublin outshone the tailor with their palaces and yachts; and
their children had luxuries that I never dreamt of as possible for me, besides
being far more expensively educated. My father’s conviction that they were
too lowly to associate with me, when it was so clear that I was too poor to
associate with them, may have had some sort of imaginary validity for him;
but for me it was snobbish nonsense. I lived to see those children
entertaining the Irish peerage and the Viceroy without a thought of the old
social barriers; and very glad the Irish peers were to be entertained by them.
I lived to see those shops become multiple shops managed by salaried
employees who have less chance of entertaining the peerage than a baked-
potato man of entertaining the King.
My father was an employer whose whole capital added to that of his partner
would not have kept a big modern company in postage stamps for a
fortnight. But at my start in life I found it impossible to become an
employer like him: I had to become a clerk at fifteen. I was a proletarian
undisguised. Therefore, when I began to take an interest in politics, I did not
join the Conservative Party. It was the party of the landlords; and I was not
a landlord. I did not join the Liberal Party. It was the party of the
employers; and I was an employee. My father voted Conservative or
Liberal just as the humor took him, and never imagined that any other party
could exist. But I wanted a proletarian party; and when the Karl Marx
slogan began to take effect in all the countries in Europe by producing
proletarian political societies, which came to be called Socialist societies
because they aimed at the welfare of society as a whole as against class
prejudices and property interests, I naturally joined one of these societies,
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Now the significant thing about the particular Socialist society which I
joined was that the members all belonged to the middle class. Indeed its
leaders and directors belonged to what is sometimes called the upper middle
class: that is, they were either professional men like myself (I had escaped
from clerkdom into literature) or members of the upper division of the civil
service. Several of them have since had distinguished careers without
changing their opinions or leaving the Society. To their Conservative and
Liberal parents and aunts and uncles fifty years ago it seemed an amazing,
shocking, unheard-of thing that they should become Socialists, and also a
step bound to make an end of all their chances of success in life. Really it
was quite natural and inevitable. Karl Marx was not a poor laborer: he was
the highly educated son of a rich Jewish lawyer. His almost equally famous
colleague, Friedrich Engels, was a well-to-do employer. It was precisely
because they were liberally educated, and brought up to think about how
things are done instead of merely drudging at the manual labor of doing
them, that these two men, like my colleagues in The Fabian Society (note,
please, that we gave our society a name that could have occurred only to
classically educated men), were the first to see that Capitalism was reducing
their own class to the condition of a proletariat, and that the only chance of
securing anything more than a slave’s share in the national income for
anyone but the biggest capitalists or the cleverest professional or business
men lay in a combination of all the proletarians without distinction of class
or country to put an end to Capitalism by developing the communistic side
of our civilization until Communism became the dominant principle in
society, and mere owning, profiteering, and genteel idling were disabled
and discredited. Or, as our numerous clergymen members put it, to worship
God instead of Mammon. Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism,
and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains.
I may mention, as illustrating the same point, that The Fabian Society, when
I joined it immediately after its foundation in 1884, had only two rival
Socialist Societies in London, both professing, unlike the Fabian, to be
working-class societies. But one of them was dominated by the son of a
very rich man who bequeathed large sums to religious institutions in
addition to providing for his sons, to whom he had given a first-rate
education. The other was entirely dependent on one of the most famous
men of the nineteenth century, who was not only a successful employer and
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churches, but an eminent artistic designer, a rediscoverer of lost arts, and
one of the greatest of English poets and writers. These two men, Henry
Mayers Hyndman and William Morris, left their mark on the working-class
proletariat as preachers of Socialism, but failed in their attempts to organize
a new working-class Socialist Party in their own upper middle class way
under their own leadership and in their own dialect (for the language of
ladies and gentlemen is only a dialect), because the working classes had
already organized themselves in their own way, under their own leaders,
and in their own dialect. The Fabian Society succeeded because it addressed
itself to its own class in order that it might set about doing the necessary
brain work of planning Socialist organization for all classes, meanwhile
accepting, instead of trying to supersede, the existing political organizations
which it intended to permeate with the Socialist conception of human
society.
The existing form of working-class organization was Trade Unionism.
Trade Unionism is not Socialism: it is the Capitalism of the Proletariat. This
requires another chapter of explanation, and a very important one; for Trade
Unionism is now very powerful, and occasionally leaves the Intelligent
Woman without coals or regular trains for weeks together. Before we can
understand it, however, we must study the Labor Market out of which it
grew; and this will take several preliminary chapters, including a somewhat
grim one on the special position of women as sellers in that market.

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THE LABOR MARKET AND THE FACTORY ACTS

T
HE workwoman working for weekly wages is like her employer in
one respect. She has something to sell; and she has to live on the price
of it. That something is her labor. The more she gets for it the better-
off she is: the less she gets for it the worse-off she is: if she can get nothing
for it she starves or becomes a pauper. When she marries, she finds her
husband in the same position; and he has to pay for the upkeep of her
domestic labor out of the price of his industrial labor. Under these
circumstances they are both naturally keen on getting as much for his
industrial labor as possible, and giving as little for its price as the purchaser
(the employer) will put up with. This means that they want the highest
wages and the shortest hours of work they can get. Unless they are
exceptionally thoughtful and public spirited persons, their ideas are limited
to that.
The employer is in the same predicament. He does not sell labor: he has to
buy it: what he sells are the goods or services produced under his direction;
and if he, as mostly happens, is neither thoughtful nor public spirited, his
ideas are limited to getting as much for what he sells as possible and giving
as little for the money as the purchaser will put up with. In buying labor his
interest and policy are to pay as little and get as much as he can, being thus
precisely the opposites of the workers’ interest and policy.
This not only produces that unhappy and dangerous conflict of feeling and
interest between employers and employed called Class War, but leads to
extremities of social wickedness that are hardly credible of civilized people.
The Government has been forced again and again to interfere between the
buyers and sellers of labor to compel them to keep their bargains within the
barest limits of common humanity. To begin with, all the employers want is
labor, and whether the labor is done by a child or a woman or a man is
nothing to them: they buy whatever labor is cheapest. Also the effect of the
work on the health and morals of the employed is nothing to the employer
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takes them into consideration with this in view he may conclude that an
inhuman disregard of all natural kindness will pay him better than any
attempt to reconcile his interest with the welfare of his employees.
To illustrate this I may cite the case of the London tramways when the cars
were drawn by horses, and of certain plantations in America before negro
slavery was abolished there. The question to be decided by the tramway
managers was, what is the most moneymaking way of treating tramway
horses? A well-cared-for horse, if not overworked, may live twenty years,
or even, like the Duke of Wellington’s horse, forty. On the other hand,
reckless ill-usage will kill a horse in less than a year, as it will kill anyone
else. If horses cost nothing, and a new horse could be picked up in the street
when the old one died, it would be more profitable commercially to work
horses to death in six months, say, than to treat them humanely and let them
retire to the salt marshes of Norfolk at the age of eighteen or so. But horses
cost money; and the tramway managers knew that if they wore out a horse
too quickly he would not pay for his cost. After figuring it out they decided
that the most profitable way of treating tram horses was to wear them out in
four years. The same calculation was made on the plantations. The slave,
like the horse, cost a substantial sum of money; and if he were worked to
death too soon his death would result in a loss. The most businesslike
planters settled that the most paying plan was to wear out their slaves in
seven years; and this was the result they instructed their overseers to aim at.
The Intelligent Woman will naturally exclaim “What a dreadful thing to be
a company’s horse or a slave!” But wait a moment. Horses and slaves are
worth something: if you kill them you have to pay for new ones. But if
instead of employing horses and slave you employ “free” children and
women and men, you may work them to death as hard and as soon as you
like: there are plenty more to be had for nothing where they came from.
What is more, you need not support them, as you have to support slaves,
during the weeks when you have no work for them. You take them on by
the week; and when trade is slack, and you have no work for them, you just
discharge them, leaving them to starve or shift for themselves as best they
can. In the heyday of Capitalism, when this system was in full swing, and
no laws had been made to limit its abuse, small children were worked to
death under the whip until it was commonly said that the northern factory
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employed at the mines under conditions of degradation which would have
horrified any negress in South Carolina. Men were reduced to lives which
savages would have despised. The places these unhappy people lived in
were beyond description. Epidemics of cholera and smallpox swept the
country from time to time; typhus was commoner than measles today;
drunkenness and brutal violence were considered as natural to the working
classes as fustian coats and horny hands. The respectability and prosperity
of the propertied and middle classes who grew rich on sweated labor
covered an abyss of horror; and it was by raising the lid from that abyss that
Karl Marx, in his terrible and epoch-making book called Capital, became
the prophet of that great revolt of outraged humanity against Capitalism
which is the emotional force of the Socialist movement. However, your
subject and mine just now is not Emotional Socialism but Intelligent
Socialism; so let us keep calm. Anger is a bad counsellor.
Long before Marx published his book the Government had been forced to
interfere. A succession of laws called the Factory Acts, which include
regulation of mines and other industries, were passed to forbid the
employment of children below a certain age; to regulate the employment of
women and young persons; to limit the hours during which a factory
employing such persons could be kept open; to force employers to fence in
machines which crushed and tore to pieces the employees who brushed
against them in moments of haste or carelessness; to pay wages in money
instead of in credit at employers’ shops where bad food and bad clothes
were sold at exorbitant prices; to provide sanitary conveniences; to
limewash factory walls at frequent intervals; to forbid the practice of taking
meals at work in the factory instead of during an interval and in another
place; to frustrate the dodges by which these laws were at first evaded by
the employers; and to appoint factory inspectors to see that the laws were
carried out. These laws were the fruit of an agitation headed, not by
Socialists, but by a pious Conservative nobleman, Lord Shaftesbury, who
did not find in his Bible any authority for the Capitalist theory that you
could and should produce universal well-being by breaking all the laws of
God and Man whenever you could make a commercial profit by doing so.
This amazing theory was not only put into practice by greedy people, but
openly laid down and explicitly advocated in books by quite sincere and
serious professors of political economy and jurisprudence (calling
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the Factory Acts by moral and highminded orator-manufacturers like John
Bright. It is still taught as authentic political science at our universities. It
has broken the moral authority of university bred Churchmen, and reduced
university bred Statesmen to intellectually self-satisfied impotence. It is
perhaps the worst of the many rationalist dogmas that have in the course of
human history led naturally amiable logicians to countenance and commit
villainies that would revolt professed criminals.
Now one would suppose on first thoughts that the Factory Acts would have
been opposed by all the employers and supported by all their employees.
But there are good employers as well as bad ones; and there are ignorant
and shortsighted laborers as well as wise ones. The employers who had
tender consciences, or who, like some of the Quakers, had a form of
religion which compelled them to think sometimes of what they were doing
by throwing all the responsibility for it on themselves and not on any
outside authority like the professors of Capitalist political economy, were
greatly troubled by the condition of their employees. You may ask why, in
that case, they did not treat them better. The answer is that if they had done
so they would have been driven out of business and ruined by the bad
employers.
It would have occurred in this way. Cheap sweated labor meant not only
bigger profits: it also meant cheaper goods. If the good employer paid a
decent living wage to his workpeople, and worked them for eight hours a
day instead of from twelve to sixteen, he had to charge high enough prices
for his goods to enable him to pay such wages. But in that case the bad
employer could and would at once offer the same goods at a lower price and
thus take all the good employer’s customers away from him. The good
employer was therefore obliged to join Lord Shaftesbury in telling the
Government that unless laws were passed to force all employers, good and
bad alike, to behave better, there could never be any improvement, because
the good employers would have either to sweat the workers like the bad
ones, or else be driven out of business, leaving matters worse than ever.
They found that social problems cannot be solved by personal
righteousness, and that under Capitalism not only must men be made moral
by Act of Parliament, but cannot be made moral in any other way, no matter
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The opposition to the Factory Acts by the workers themselves was actually
harder to overcome in some ways than that of the employers, because the
employers, when they were forced by law to try the experiment, found that
extreme sweating, like killing the goose that laid the golden eggs, was not
the best way to make business pay, and that they could more than make up
for the cost of complying with the very moderate requirements of the Acts
by putting a little more brains into their work. Even the stupid ones found
that by speeding up their machinery, and thus making their employees pull
themselves together and work harder, they could get more out of them in
ten hours than in twelve. The Intelligent Woman, if she has travelled, may
have noticed that in countries where there is no Shop Hours Act, and shops
remain open until everyone has gone to bed, the shopkeepers and their
assistants are far less tired and strained at nine in the evening than the
assistants in a big shop in a big English city are at five in the afternoon,
though the shop closes at six. Impossible as it may sound, in the ginning
mills of Bombay, before any factory legislation was introduced, the children
employed went into the factory, not for so many hours a day, but for months
at a time; and there are such things in the world as Italian cafés that are
open day and night without regular night and day waiters, the employees
taking a nap when and where they can. And this lazy happy-go-lucky way
of doing business may do no great harm, whilst an eight hour day at high
wages under modern scientific management may mean work so intense that
it takes the last inch out of the workers, and cannot be done except by
persons in the prime of life, nor even by them for many consecutive
months.
The employers had another resource in the introduction of machinery.
When employers can get plenty of cheap labor they will not introduce
machinery: it is too much trouble, and though the machine may do the work
of several persons it may cost more. At this moment (1925) in Lisbon the
very rough and dirty business of coaling steamships can be done by
machinery. The machinery is actually there ready for use. But the work is
done by women, because they are cheaper and there is no law against it. If a
Portuguese Factory Act were passed, forbidding the employment of women,
or imposing restrictions and regulations on it (possibly not really for the
sake of the women, but only to keep them out of the job and thus reserve it
for men), the machinery would be turned on at once; and it would soon be
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would lose their employment, they would object to any such Factory Act
much more vociferously than the employers.
All the protestations of the employers that they would be ruined by the
Factory Acts were contradicted by experience. By better management, more
and better machinery, and speeding up the work, they made bigger profits
than ever. If they had been half as clever as they claimed to be, they would
have imposed on themselves all the regulations the Factory Acts imposed
on them, without waiting to be forced by law. But profiteering does not
cultivate men’s minds as public service does. The greatest advances in
industrial organization have been forced on employers in spite of their
piteous protests that they would be unable to carry on under them, and that
British industry must consequently perish. It may shock you to learn that
the employees themselves resisted the Factory Acts at first because the Acts
began by putting a stop to the ill treatment and overworking of children too
young to be decently put to commercial work at all. At first these victims of
unregulated Capitalism were little Oliver Twists, sold into slavery by the
Guardians of the Poor to get rid of them. But the later generations were the
children of the employees; and the wage on which the employee kept his
family in squalid poverty was added to by the children’s earnings. When
people are very poor the loss of a shilling a week is much worse than the
loss of £500 a week to a millionaire: it means, for the woman who has a
desperate struggle to keep the house and make both ends meet every
Saturday, that her task becomes impossible. It is easy for comparatively rich
people to say “You should not send your young children out to work under
such inhuman conditions”, or, “You should rejoice in a new Factory Act
which makes such infamies impossible”. But if the immediate result of
listening to them is that the children who were only half starved before are
now to be three-quarters starved, such pious remonstrances produce nothing
but exasperation. The melancholy truth is that, as the Factory Acts were
passed one after another, gradually raising the age at which children might
be employed in factories from infancy to fourteen and sixteen, and half the
children’s time below a certain age had to be spent in school, the parents
were the fiercest opponents of the Acts; and when they got the vote, and
became able to influence Parliament directly, they made it impossible for
anybody to get elected as a member for a factory town where children’s
labor was employed unless he pledged himself to oppose any extension of
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best people to take care of the interests of the children depends not only on
the sort of people the parents are, but on whether they are well enough off
to be able to afford to indulge their natural parental instinct. Only a small
proportion of parents, and these not the poorest, will deliberately bring up
their children to be thieves and prostitutes; but practically all parents will,
and indeed must, sweat their children if they are themselves sweated so
mercilessly that they cannot get on without the few pence their children can
earn.
Now that I have explained the seeming heartlessness of the parents, you
have still to ask me why these parents accepted wages so low that they were
forced to sacrifice their children to the employers’ greed for profits. The
answer is that the increase of population which produced the younger son
class in the propertied class, and finally built up the middle class, went on
also among the employees who lived from hand to mouth on the wages of
manual labor. Now manual labor is like fish or asparagus, dear when it is
scarce, cheap when it is plentiful. As the numbers of propertyless manual
workers grew from thousands to millions the price of their labor fell and
fell. In the nineteenth century everybody knew that wages were higher in
America and Australia than in Great Britain and Ireland, because labor was
scarcer there; and those who could afford it emigrated to these countries.
Half the population of Ireland went to America, where labor was so scarce
that immigrants were welcomed from all countries. But today the labor
market in America is so choked with them that immigration is sternly
restricted to a fixed number from each European country every year.
Australia restricts its births artificially, and refuses to admit Chinamen or
Japanese on any terms. America also excludes Japanese. But in the days
when the Factory Acts were made really effective (the first ones were
evaded by all sorts of employers’ tricks) emigration from our islands was
unrestricted, and went on at a great rate among those who could afford the
passage money.
This shewed that our labor market was overstocked. When the fish market
is overstocked the fish are thrown back into the sea. Emigration was, in
effect, throwing men and women into the sea with a ship to cling to and a
chance of reaching another country in it. The value of men and women in
England, unless they could do some sort of work that was still scarce, had
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worth something (parsons shamefully little: £70 a year for a curate with a
family); and exceptionally skilled or physically powerful workmen could
earn more than the poorer clergy; but the mass of manual employees, those
who could do nothing except under direction, and even under direction
could do nothing that any ablebodied person could not learn to do in a very
short time, were literally worth nothing: you could get them for what it cost
to keep them alive, and to enable them to bring up children enough to
replace them when they were worn out. It was just as if steam-engines had
been made in such excessive quantities that the manufacturers would give
them for nothing to anyone who would take them away. Whoever took them
away would still have to feed them with coal and oil before they could
work; but this would not mean that they had any value, or that they would
be taken proper care of, or that the coal and oil would be of decent quality.
You see, people without property have no other way of living than selling
themselves for their market value, or, when their value falls to nothing,
offering to work for anyone who will feed them. They have no land, and
cannot afford to buy any: and even if land were given to them few of them
would know how to cultivate it. They cannot become capitalists, because
capital is spare money, and they have no money to spare. They cannot set
up in business for themselves with borrowed money, because nobody will
lend them money: if anyone did, they would lose it all and become bankrupt
for want of the requisite education and training. They must find an
employer or starve; and if they attempt to bargain for anything more than a
bare subsistence wage they are told curtly but only too truthfully that if they
do not choose to take it there are plenty of others who will.
Even at this they cannot all get employment. Although the plea made for
Capitalism by the professors of The Manchester School was that at least it
would always provide the workers with employment at a living wage, it has
never either kept that promise or justified that plea. The employers have had
to confess that they need what is called “a reserve army of unemployed”, so
that they can always pick up “hands” when trade is good and throw them
back into the street when it is bad. Throwing them back into the street
means forcing them to spend the few shillings they may have been able to
put by while employed, selling or pawning their clothes and furniture, and
finally going on the rates as paupers. The ratepayers naturally object very
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not happen to want them; consequently, when the Capitalist system
developed on a large scale, the ratepayers made Poor Law relief such a
disgraceful, cruel, and degrading business that decent working class
families would suffer any extremity rather than resort to it. We said to the
unemployed father of a starving family, “We must feed you and your
children if you are destitute, because the Statute of Elizabeth obliges us to;
but you must bring your daughters and sons into the workhouse with you to
live with drunkards, prostitutes, tramps, idiots, epileptics, old criminals, the
very dregs and refuse of human society at its worst, and having done that
you will never be able to hold up your head again among your fellows”.
The man naturally said “Thank you: I had rather see my children dead”, and
starved it out as best he could until trade revived, and the employers had
another job for him. And to get that job he would accept the barest wages
the family could support life on. If his children could earn a little in a
factory he would snatch at wages that were just enough, when the children’s
earnings were thrown in, to support them all; and in this way he did not
benefit in the long run by letting his children go out to work, as it ended in
their earnings being used to beat down his own wages; so that, though he at
first sent his children into the factories to get a little extra money, he was at
last forced to do it to make up his own wages to subsistence point; and
when the law stepped in to rescue the children from their slavery, he
opposed the law because he did not see how he could live unless his
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48
WOMEN IN THE LABOR MARKET

T
HE effect of the system on women was worse in some respects than
on men. As no industrial employer would employ a woman if he
could get a man for the same money, women who wished to get any
industrial employment could do so only by offering to do it for less than
men. This was possible, because even when the man’s wage was a
starvation wage it was the starvation wage of a family, not of a single
person. Out of it the man had to pay for the subsistence of his wife and
children, without whom the Capitalist system would soon have come to an
end for want of any young workers to replace the old ones. Therefore even
when the men’s wages were down to the lowest point at which their wives
and children could be kept alive, a single woman could take less without
being any worse off than her married neighbors and their children. In this
way it became a matter of course that women should be paid less than men;
and when any female rebel claimed to be paid as much as a man for the
same work (“Equal wages for equal work”), the employer shut her up with
two arguments: first, “If you dont take the lower wage there are plenty of
others who will”, and, second, “If I have to pay a man’s wages I will get a
man to do the work”.
The most important and indispensable work of women, that of bearing and
rearing children, and keeping house for them, was never paid for directly to
the woman but always through the man; and so many foolish people came
to forget that it was work at all, and spoke of Man as The Breadwinner. This
was nonsense. From first to last the woman’s work in the home was vitally
necessary to the existence of society, whilst millions of men were engaged
in wasteful or positively michievous work, the only excuse for which was
that it enabled them to support their useful and necessary wives. But the
men, partly through conceit, partly through thoughtlessness, and very
largely because they were afraid that their wives might, if their value were
recognized, become unruly and claim to be the heads of the household, set
up a convention that women earned nothing and men everything, and
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law everything a woman possessed became the property of her husband
when she married: a state of things that led to such monstrous abuses that
the propertied class set up an elaborate legal system of marriage
settlements, the effect of which was to hand over the woman’s property to
some person or persons yet unborn before her marriage; so that though she
could have an income from the property during her life, it was no longer her
property, and therefore her husband could not make ducks and drakes of it.
Later on the middle classes made Parliament protect their women by The
Married Women’s Property Acts under which we still live; and these Acts,
owing to the confusion of people’s minds on the subject, overshot the mark
and produced a good deal of injustice to men. That, however, is another part
of the story: the point to be grasped here is that under the Capitalist system
women found themselves worse off than men because, as Capitalism made
a slave of the man, and then, by paying the woman through him, made her
his slave, she became the slave of a slave, which is the worst sort of slavery.
This suits certain employers very well, because it enables them to sweat
other employers without being found out. And this is how it is done. A
laborer finds himself bringing up a family of daughters on a wage of
twenty-nine shillings a week in the country (it was thirteen in the nineteenth
century) or, in or near a city, of from thirty (formerly eighteen) to seventy,
subject to deductions for spells of unemployment. Now in a household
scraping along on thirty shillings a week another five shillings a week
makes an enormous difference: far more, I repeat, than another five hundred
pounds makes to a millionaire. An addition of fifteen shillings or a pound a
week raises the family of a laborer to the money level of that of a skilled
workman. How were such tempting additions possible? Simply by the big
girls going out to work at five shillings a week each, and continuing to live
at home with their fathers. One girl meant another five shillings, two meant
another ten shillings, three another fifteen shillings. Under such
circumstances huge factories sprang up employing hundreds of girls at
wages of from four-and-sixpence to seven-and-sixpence a week, the great
majority getting five. These were called starvation wages; but the girls were
much better fed and jollier and healthier than women who had to support
themselves altogether. Some of the largest fortunes made in business: for
example in the match industry, were made out of the five shilling girl living
with, and of course partly on, her father, or as a lodger on somebody else’s
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match manufacturer was getting three-quarters of his labor at the father’s
expense. If the father worked in, say, a brewery, the match manufacturer
was getting three-quarters of his labor at the expense of the brewer. In this
way one trade lives by sweating another trade; and factory girls getting
wages that would hardly support a prize cat are plump and jolly and willing
and vigorous and rowdy, whilst older women, many of them widows with
young children, are told that if they are not satisfied with the same wages
there are plenty of strong girls who will be glad to get them.
It was not merely the daughters but the wives of working men who brought
down women’s wages in this way. In the cities young women, married to
young men, and not yet burdened with many children or with more than a
room or two to keep tidy at home (and they were often not too particular
about tidiness), or having no children, used to be quite willing to go out as
charwomen for an hour a day for five shillings a week, plus such little
perquisites and jobs of washing as might be incidental to this employment.
As such a charwoman had nothing to do at home, and was not at all
disposed to go on to a second job when she had secured the five shillings
that made all the difference between pinching and prodigality to her and her
husband, the hour easily stretched to half a day. The five shillings have now
become ten or so; but as they buy no more, the situation is not altered.
In this way the labor market is infested with subsidized wives and daughters
willing to work for pocket money on which no independent solitary woman
or widow can possibly subsist. The effect is to make marriage compulsory
as a woman’s profession: she has to take anything she can get in the way of
a husband rather than face penury as a single woman. Some women get
married easily; but others, less attractive or amiable, are driven to every
possible trick and stratagem to entrap some man into marriage; and that sort
of trickery is not good for a woman’s self-respect, and does not lead to
happy marriages when the men realize that they have been “made a
convenience of”.
This is bad enough; but there are lower depths still. It may not be
respectable to live on a man’s wages without marrying him; but it is
possible. If a man says to a destitute woman “I will not take you until death
do us part, for better for worse, in sickness and in health and so forth; nor
will I give you my name and the status of my legal wife; but if you would
like to be my wife illegally until tomorrow morning, here is sixpence and a

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drink for you, or, as the case may be, a shilling, or a pound, or ten pounds,
or a hundred pounds, or a villa with a pearl necklace and a sable mantle and
a motor car”, he will not always meet with a refusal. It is easy to ask a
woman to be virtuous; but it is not reasonable if the penalty of virtue be
starvation, and the reward of vice immediate relief. If you offer a pretty girl
twopence halfpenny an hour in a match factory, with a chance of
contracting necrosis of the jawbone from phosphorus poisoning on the one
hand, and on the other a jolly and pampered time under the protection of a
wealthy bachelor, which was what the Victorian employers did and what
employers still do all over the world when they are not stopped by
resolutely socialistic laws, you are loading the dice in favor of the devil so
monstrously as not only to make it certain that he will win, but raising the
question whether the girl does not owe it to her own self-respect and desire
for wider knowledge and experience, more cultivated society, and greater
grace and elegance of life, to sell herself to a gentleman for pleasure rather
than to an employer for profit. To warn her that her beauty will not last for
ever only reminds her that if she takes reasonable care of her beauty it will
last long past the age at which women, “too old at twenty-four”, find the
factory closed to them, and their places filled by younger girls. She has
actually less security of respectable employment than of illicit employment;
for the women who sell labor are often out of work through periods of bad
trade and consequent unemployment; but the women who sell pleasure, if
they are in other respects well conducted and not positively repulsive, are
seldom at a loss for a customer. The cases which are held up as terrible
warnings of how a woman may fall to the lowest depths of degradation by
listening to such arguments are pious inventions, supported by examples of
women who through drink, drugs, and general depravity or weakness of
character would have fallen equally if they had been respectably married or
had lived in the strictest celibacy. The incidental risks of venereal diseases
are unfortunately not avoidable by respectable matrimony: more women are
infected by their husbands than by their lovers. If a woman accepts
Capitalist morality, and does what pays her best, she will take what district
visitors call (when poor women are concerned) the wages of sin rather than
the wages of sweated labor.
There are cases, too, where the wedding ring may be a drawback instead of
a makeweight. Illicit unions are so common under the Capitalist system that
the Government has had to deal with them; and the law at present is that if

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an unmarried woman bears a child she can compel its father to pay her
seven-and-sixpence a week for its support until it is sixteen, at which age it
can begin to help to support her. Meanwhile the child belongs to her instead
of to the father (it would belong to him if they were married); and she is
free from any obligation to keep his house or do any ordinary drudgery for
him. Rather than be brought into court he will pay without demur; and
when he is goodnatured and not too poor he will often pay her more than he
is legally obliged to. The effect of this is that a careful, discreet, sensible,
pleasant sort of woman who has not scrupled to bear five illegitimate
children may find herself with a legally guaranteed steady income of thirty-
seven-and-sixpence a week in addition to what she can earn by respectable
work. Compared to a widow with five legitimate children she was on velvet
until the Government, after centuries of blind neglect, began to pension
widows.
In short, Capitalism acts on women as a continual bribe to enter into sex
relations for money, whether in or out of marriage; and against this bribe
there stands nothing beyond the traditional respectability which Capitalism
ruthlessly destroys by poverty, except religion and the inborn sense of
honor which has its citadel in the soul and can hold out (sometimes) against
all circumstances.
It is useless to pretend that religion and tradition and honor always win the
day. It is now a century and a half since the poet Oliver Goldsmith warned
us that “Honor sinks where commerce long prevails”; and the economic
pressure by which Capitalism tempts women grew fiercer after his time. We
have just seen how in the case of the parents sending their children out to
work in their infancy to add a little to the family income, they found that
their wages fell until what they and the children between them could earn
was no more than they had been able to earn by themselves before, so that
in order to live they now had to send their children to work whether they
liked it or not. In the same way the women who occasionally picked up a
little extra money illicitly, presently found themselves driven to snatch at
employment by offering to take lower wages and depending on the other
resource to make them up to subsistence point. Then the women who stood
on their honor were offered those reduced wages, and, when they said they
could not live on them, were told as usual that others could, and that they
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In certain occupations prostitution thus became practically compulsory, the
alternative being starvation. Hood’s woman clad in unwomanly rags, who
sang the Song of the Shirt, represents either the woman who would starve
rather than sell her person or the woman neither young enough nor
agreeable enough to earn even the few pence she could hope for from the
men within her reach. The occupations in which prostitution is almost a
matter of course are by no means the sensationally abject and miserable
ones. It is rather in the employments in which well-dressed and
goodlooking but unskilled women are employed to attract the public, that
wages are paid on which they cannot possibly keep up the appearance
expected from them. Girls with thirty shillings a week come to their work in
expensive motor cars, and wear strings of pearls which, if not genuine, are
at least the best imitations. If one of them asks how she can dress as she is
expected to on thirty shillings a week she is either met with the old retort,
“If you wont take it there are plenty who will”, or else told quite frankly
that she is very lucky to get thirty shillings in addition to such a splendid
advertisement and show-case for her attractions as the stage or the
restaurant, the counter or the showroom, afford her. You must not, however,
infer from this that all theatres, restaurants, showrooms and so forth exploit
prostitution in this way. Most of them have permanent staffs of efficient
respectable women, and could not be conducted in any other way. Neither
must it be inferred that the young gentlemen who provide the motor cars
and furs and jewels are always allowed to succeed in their expensive
courtship. Sir Arthur Pinero’s play Mind the Paint is instructively true to life
on this point. But such relations are not made edifying by the plea that the
gentlemen are bilked. It is safe to assume that when women are employed,
not to do any specially skilled work, but to attract custom to the place by
their sex, their youth, their good looks and their smart dressing, employers
of a certain type will underpay them, and by their competition finally
compel more scrupulous employers to do the same or be undersold and
driven out of the business. Now these are extremities to which men cannot
be reduced. It is true that smart ladies can and do hire dancing partners at
fifty francs an evening on the Riviera; but this quite innocent transaction
does not mean that Capitalism can as yet say to a man, “If your wages are
not enough to live on, go out into the streets and sell pleasures as others
do”. When the man deals in that commodity he does so as a buyer, not as a
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the Capitalist system; and this is why so many conscientious women are
devoting their lives to the replacement of Capitalism by Socialism.
But let not anyone imagine that men escape prostitution under Capitalism.
If they do not sell their bodies they sell their souls. The barrister who in
court strives “to make the worse appear the better cause” has been held up
as a stock example of the dishonesty of misrepresenting for money. Nothing
could be more unjust. It is agreed, and necessarily agreed, that the best way
of learning the truth about anything is not to listen to a vain attempt at an
impartial and disinterested statement, but to hear everything that can
possibly be said for it, and then everything that can possibly be said against
it, by skilled pleaders on behalf of the interested parties on both sides. A
barrister is bound to do his utmost to obtain a verdict for a client whom he
privately believes to be in the wrong, just as a doctor is bound to do his
utmost to save the life of a patient whose death would, in his private
opinion, be a good riddance. The barrister is an innocent figure who is used
to distract our attention from the writer and publisher of lying
advertisements which pretend to prove the worse the better article, the
shopman who sells it by assuring the customer that it is the best, the agents
of drugging and drink, the clerk making out dishonest accounts, the
adulterator and giver of short weight, the journalist writing for Socialist
papers when he is a convinced Liberal, or for Tory papers when he is an
Anarchist, the professional politician working for his party right or wrong,
the doctor paying useless visits and prescribing bogus medicines to
hypochondriacs who need only Abernethy’s advice, “Live on sixpence a
day, and earn it”, the solicitor using the law as an instrument for the
oppression of the poor by the rich, the mercenary soldier fighting for a
country which he regards as the worst enemy of his own, and the citizens of
all classes who have to be obsequious to the rich and insolent to the poor.
These are only a few examples of the male prostitutions, so repeatedly and
vehemently denounced by the prophets in the Bible as whoredoms and
idolatries, which are daily imposed on men by Capitalism.
We see, then, that when the reproach of prostitution is raised neither woman
nor man dares cast the first stone; for both have been equally stained with it
under Capitalism. It may even be urged by special pleaders on behalf of
women that the prostitution of the mind is more mischievous, and is a
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the body, the sale of which does not necessarily involve its misuse. As a
matter of fact nobody has ever blamed Nell Gwynne for selling her body as
Judas Iscariot for selling his soul. But whatever satisfaction the pot may
have in calling the kettle blacker than itself the two blacks do not make a
white. And the abstract identity of male and female prostitution only brings
out more strongly the physical difference, which no abstract argument can
balance. The violation of one’s person is a quite peculiar sort of outrage.
Anyone who does not draw a line between it and offences to the mind
ignores the plain facts of human sensitiveness. For instance, landlords have
had the power to force Dissenters to send their children to Church schools,
and have used it. They have also had a special power over women to
anticipate a husband’s privilege, and have either used it or forced the
woman to buy them off. Can a woman feel about the one case as about the
other? A man cannot. The quality of the two wrongs is quite different. The
remedy for the one could wait until after the next general election. The
other does not bear thinking of for a moment. Yet there it is.

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TRADE UNION CAPITALISM

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OW we must go into the history of the resistance offered by the
proletariat to the capitalists. It was evident, to begin with, that no
woman or man could do anything against the employers single-
handed. The stock retort, “If you will not take the wage offered, and do the
work put upon you, there are plenty who will”, checkmated the destitute
solitary bargainer for a decent living wage and a reasonable day’s work. The
first necessity for effective resistance was that the employees should form
some sort of union and stand together. In many cases this was impossible,
because the employees did not know oneanother, and had no opportunities
of coming together and agreeing on a joint course of action. For instance,
domestic servants could not form unions. They were in private kitchens all
over the country, more or less imprisoned in them, and working singly, or at
most in groups of two or three, except in the houses of the very rich, where
the groups might be as large as thirty or forty. Or take agricultural laborers.
It is very difficult to organize them into unions, and still more difficult to
keep their unions together for any length of time. They live too far apart.
The same thing is true more or less of almost every kind of labor except
labor in factories and mines or on railways.
In some callings there are such differences of pay and social position that
even if all their members could be brought together they would not mix.
Thus on the stage an actor may be a highly accomplished gentleman with a
title, who plays Hamlet, or a lady who is an aristocrat and a Dame of the
British Empire, and plays Portia: both of them receiving weekly salaries
counted in hundreds of pounds. With them are working every night actors
and actresses who never utter a word, because, if they did, their speech
would betray the fact that, far from being the court lords and ladies they are
dressed up to look like, they are not earning as much as the carpenters who
shift the scenes. It is even possible for an acrobat or clown to be more
highly paid than Hamlet, and yet in private life be so illiterate, and have
such shocking table manners, that the titled Hamlet could endure neither his
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difficult: a class split is inevitable. Union is possible only in trades where
the members work together in large bodies; live in the same neighborhoods;
belong all to the same social class; and earn about the same money. The
miners in the coalfields, the cotton spinners in the factory towns of
Lancashire, the metal smelters and fitters in the Midlands, were the first to
form enduring and powerful unions. The bricklayers, masons, carpenters,
and joiners who come together in the building trades were also early in the
field with attempts at unionism. Under the stress of some intolerable
oppression they would combine to make the employers see their situation in
some particular point; and when they had carried that point, or were
defeated, the union would dissolve until another emergency arose. Then
they began to subscribe to form little insurance funds against
unemployment, which obliged them to keep the union together; and in this
way the unions grew from momentary rebellions into permanent Trade
Unions of the kind we know.
We now have to consider what a union of proletarians can do to defend their
livelihood from the continual encroachments of Capitalism. First, when the
union is sufficiently complete, it enables them to face the employer without
any risk of being told that if they will not submit to his terms others will. If
nearly all the bricklayers in a town form a union, and each pays into it week
by week a small contribution until they have a little fund to fall back on,
then, if their employers attempt to reduce their wages, they can, by refusing
to work and living on their fund, bring the employers’ business to a dead
stop for weeks or months, according to the size of the fund. This is called a
strike. They can strike not only against a reduction of wages but for an
increase, or for a reduction of their working hours, or for anything that may
be in dispute between them and the employers. Their success will depend
on the state of the employers’ business. The employers can practically
always wait if they choose until the strike fund is exhausted, and thus starve
the strikers into submission. But if trade is so flourishing at the moment,
and the employers consequently in such a hurry to get on with their profit
making, that they would lose more by an interruption to their business than
by giving the strikers what they demand, then the employers will give in.
But the employers will bide their time for a counterstrike. When trade gets
slack again, and they have little or nothing to lose by shutting up their
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will not submit to the reduction. This is why an employers’ strike is called a
lock-out. The newspapers use the word strike for strikes and lock-outs
indiscriminately, because their readers blame the workers instead of the
employers for a strike; but some of the greatest so-called strikes should
have been called lock-outs. A boom in trade always produces a series of
strikes which are generally successful. A falling-off in trade produces a
series of lock-outs; and they, too, are generally successful, the one series
undoing the work of the other in a dreary see-saw. After the war we went
through a gigantic boom followed by a disastrous slump, with strikes and
lock-outs all complete. Your own experience of these civil wars of strike
and lock-out must have left you convinced that they are public disasters
which would have no sort of sense in a well ordered community. But let that
pass for the moment. We have not yet finished our study of primitive Trade
Unionism, nor seen what it led to besides saving up for a strike and then
“downing tools”.
The first necessity of the situation was that everybody in the trade should
join the union, as outsiders could be used by employers to break the strike
by taking on the work that the strikers refused. Consequently a fierce hatred
of the men who would not join the unions grew up. They were called scabs
and blacklegs, and boycotted in every possible way by the unionists. But
vituperation and boycotting were not sufficient to deter the scabs. The
unions, when they declared a strike, stationed bodies of strikers at the gates
of the works to persuade the scabs not to enter. No Intelligent Woman will
need to be told that unless there was a strong force of police on the spot the
persuasion was so vigorous that the scabs felt lucky when they survived it
without broken bones. At last there came a time in Sheffield and
Manchester when scabs working at furnaces found bombs there that blew
them to pieces; when machinery and tools were tampered with so as to
make them dangerous to those who used them (this was called rattening);
and when factory chimneys were shattered by explosives like fulminate of
mercury, so risky to handle that only very ignorant and desperate men
would venture on their use. This was stopped less by punishing the
perpetrators than by forcing the employers to relax the provocation. For
instance, the Sheffield sawgrinders died prematurely, and suffered
miserably during their lifetimes, because the air they breathed was half steel
dust. It was quite easy to prevent this by using vacuum cleaners (as we call
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because, as they cost extra capital on which there was no extra profit, an
employer who fitted them could be undersold by those who did not. At that
time a Sheffield steel worker of fifty (when he was lucky enough to reach
that age) looked like a weedy and very unhealthy lad of seventeen. In the
face of such murderous conditions, persisted in for a hundred years, the
burst of outrage on the part of the victims seems trifling enough. At last the
Government had to come to the rescue and force all the employers to fit
suction fans. Sheffielders’ lungs are now no worse than most people’s, and
better than those of many who are not so carefully protected by the law.
But accepting a lower wage than that demanded by the union was not the
only way in which an employee could drag down his fellows. In many
trades it was not much use fixing the wage the worker was to receive unless
the quantity of work he gave for it was also fixed. You must be tired by this
time of the silly joking of the Capitalist newspapers about bricklayers who
are not allowed by their unions to lay more than three bricks a day. A
bricklayer has clearly as much right to charge a day’s wages for laying three
bricks as his employer has to sell the house when it is built for the biggest
price he can get for it. Those who condemn either of them are condemning
the Capitalist system, like good Bolshevists. The three-brick joke is only a
comic exaggeration of what actually occurs. The employers, to find out how
much work can be got out of a man, pick out an exceptionally quick and
indefatigable man called a slogger, and try to impose what he can do in a
day on all the rest. The unions naturally retort by forbidding any of their
members to lay a brick more than he must do if he is to be worth employing
at all. This practice of deliberately doing the least they dare instead of the
most they can is the ca’canny of which the employers complain so much,
though they all do the same thing themselves under the more respectable
name of “restricting output” and selling in the dearest market. It is the
principle on which the Capitalist system is avowedly founded.
Thus Capitalism drives the employers to do their worst to the employed,
and the employed to do the least for them. And it boasts all the time of the
incentive it provides to both to do their best! You may ask why this does not
end in a deadlock. The answer is it is producing deadlocks twice a day or
thereabouts. The King’s speeches in opening Parliament now contain
regularly an appeal to the workers and employers to be good boys and not
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interests. The reason the Capitalist system has worked so far without
jamming for more than a few months at a time, and then only in places, is
that it has not yet succeeded in making a conquest of human nature so
complete that everybody acts on strictly business principles. The mass of
the nation has been humbly and ignorantly taking what the employers offer
and working as well as it can, either believing that it is doing its duty in that
station of life to which it has pleased God to call it, or not thinking about
the matter at all, but suffering its lot as something that cannot be helped,
like the weather. Even late in the nineteenth century, when there were
fourteen million wage workers, only a million and a half of them were in
trade unions, which meant that only a million and a half of them were
selling their labor on systematic Capitalist business principles. Today nearly
four and a half millions of them are converts to Capitalism, and duly
enrolled in militant unions. Between six and seven hundred battles a year,
called trade disputes, are fought; and the number of days of work lost to the
nation by them sometimes totals up to ten millions and more. If the matter
were not so serious for all of us one could laugh at the silly way in which
people talk of the spread of Socialism when what is really threatening them
is the spread of Capitalism. The moment the propertyless workers refuse to
see the finger of God in their poverty, and begin organizing themselves in
unions to make the most money they can out of their labor exactly as they
find the landlord doing with his land, the capitalist with his capital, the
employer with his knowledge of business, and the financier with his art of
promotion, the industry of the country, on which we all depend for our
existence, begins rolling faster and faster down two opposite slopes, at the
bottom of which there will be a disastrous collision which will bring it to a
standstill until either Property drives Labor by main force into undisguised
and unwilling slavery, or Labor gains the upper hand, and the long series of
changes by which the mastery of the situation has already passed from the
landlord-capitalist to the individual employer, from the individual employer
to the joint stock company, from the joint stock company to the Trust, and
finally from the industrialists in general to the financiers, will culminate in
its passing to capitalized Labor. The battle for this supremacy is joined; and
here we are in the thick of it, our country ravaged by strikes and lock-outs, a
huge army of unemployed billeted upon us, the ladies and gentlemen
declaring that it is all the fault of the workers, and the workers either
declaring that it is all the fault of the ladies and gentlemen, or else, more

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sensibly, concluding that it is the fault of the Capitalist system, and taking
to Socialism not so much because they understand it as because it promises
a way out.
When this open war was first declared, the employers used their command
of Parliament to have it punished as a crime. The unions were classed as
conspiracies; and anybody who joined one was held to be a conspirator and
punished accordingly. This did not prevent the unions: it only “drove them
underground”: that is, made secret societies of them, and thereby put them
into the hands of more determined and less law-abiding leaders. The
Government at last found it impossible to go on with such coercion; for the
few cases in which the law could be carried out had the effect of
martyrdoms, producing noisy popular agitations, and stimulating Trade
Unionism instead of suppressing it.
Then the employers tried what they could do for themselves. They refused
to employ unionists. This was no use: they could not get enough non-
unionist labor to go on with: and the unionists whom they had to employ
refused to work with non-unionists. Then the employers refused to
“recognize” the unions, which meant that they refused to negotiate
questions of wages with the secretaries of the unions, and insisted on
dealing with their employees directly and individually, one at a time. This
also failed. Making a separate bargain with each employee is easy enough
in the case of a woman engaging a domestic servant or an oldfashioned
merchant engaging a clerk or warehouseman; but when men have to be
taken on by the hundred, and sometimes by the thousand, separate
bargaining is impossible. The big employers who talked about it at first
really meant that there was to be no bargaining at all. The men were to
come in and just take what they were told were the wages of the firm, and
not presume to argue. The moment the formation of the unions enabled the
men to bargain, the big employers, to save their own time, had to insist on
its being done with a single representative of the men who was experienced
in bargaining and qualified to discuss business: that is, with the secretary of
the Trade Union; so that all the fuss ended in the unions being not only
recognized by the big employers, but looked on as a necessary part of their
industry. Finally the unions were legalized; and here, as in the case of the
Married Women’s Property Acts, the change from outlawry to legal
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injustice, and gave the Trade Unions privileges and immunities which are
not enjoyed by ordinary societies. The employers then found that they also
must act together in dealing with the Trade Unions. Accordingly, they
formed unions of their own, called Employers’ Federations. The war of
Capital with Labor is now a war of Trade Unions with Employers’
Federations. Their battles, or rather blockades, are lock-outs and strikes,
lasting, like modern military battles, for months.
Though some of the battles are about victimization (that is, discharging an
employee for actively advocating Trade Unionism, or refusing to reinstate a
prominent striker when the strike is over), all the disputes in which ground
is won or lost are about wages or hours of work. You must understand that
there are two sorts of wages: time wages and piecework wages. Time wages
are paid for the employee’s time by the month, week, day, or hour, no
matter how much or how little work may be done during those periods.
Piecework wages are paid according to the work done: so much for each
piece of work turned out.
Now you would suppose that the employees would be unanimously in favor
of time wages, and the employers of piecework wages: indeed this was
roughly so in early days. But the introduction of machinery altered the case.
Piecework wages are really only time wages paid in such a way as to
prevent the employee from slacking. He has to keep hard at it to earn the
wage; but the amount of the wage is arrived at by considering whether what
he can make in an hour or a day or a week at piecework will enable him to
live in the way he is accustomed to live, or, as it is called, to maintain his
standard of subsistence. Now suppose a machine is invented by which he
can turn out twice as many pieces in a day as before. He will then find that
he has earned as much in the week by Wednesday evening as he had
previously earned by Saturday. What will he do? You may think, if you are
a very energetic lady, that he will put in the whole week as usual, and
rejoice his wife by bringing home twice as much money. But that is not
what a man is like. He prefers a shillingsworth of leisure to another
shillingsworth of bread and cheese or a new hat for his wife. What he
actually does is to bring her just what he brought her before, and have a
holiday on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, leaving his employer with no
labor to go on with, and perhaps with the most pressing contracts to be
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the employer has to “cut the rate”: that is, to reduce the piecework wage by
half. Then the fat is in the fire: the Trade Union resists the reduction
fiercely, and threatens that if the employees are to have no benefit from the
new machine they will refuse to work it. There was a time when the
introduction of machines led to riots and the wrecking of newly equipped
factories by furious mobs of handworkers. When the mobs were replaced by
Trade Unions the introduction of new machines was often followed by
strikes and lock-outs. But when the heated personal disputes of hot-headed
employers with resentful employees gave way to cool negotiations between
experienced secretaries of Employers’ Federations and equally experienced
secretaries of Trade Unions, who had settled similar difficulties many times
before, it became an established practice to readjust the piecework wage so
as to allow the employee to share the benefit of the machine with the
employer. The only question was how much each could claim.
On time wages the employee gets no benefit from the introduction of a
machine. The product of his labor may be multiplied a hundred times; but
he remains as poor as before. That is why in many industries the employees
insist on piecework wages, and the employers would be only too glad to
pay time wages: all the more because, when machinery comes into play, the
machine works the man instead of the man working the machine, and
slacking becomes either impossible or easy to detect.
But it often happens that neither the time wage worker nor the piece wage
worker has any say in the matter at all, for the very simple reason that the
introduction of the machine enables the employer to “slack the lot” and
replace them by girls who are only machine minders. And we have already
seen what the effect of women’s and girls’ labor has on wages. Besides,
Trade Unionism is weaker among women than among men, because, as
most women regard industrial employment as merely a temporary expedient
to keep them going until they get married, they will not take the duty of
combination as seriously as the men, who know that they will be industrial
employees all their lives. In the Lancashire weaving industry, where women
do not retire from the factory when they marry, the women’s unions are as
strong as the men’s.
In the long run the reserves of the employer are so much greater than those
of the employees that though John Stuart Mill’s statement in the middle of
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machinery is no longer quite true, yet they have gained so little in
comparison with the prodigiously greater national output from the
machines, that it is putting it very mildly to say that they have not only not
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DIVIDE AND GOVERN

T
HE weakness of Trade Unionism was that the concessions wrung
from the employers when trade was good were taken back again
when trade was bad, because, as the employers commanded the main
national store of spare money, they could always stop working without
starving for longer than their employees. The Trade Unions soon had to face
the fact that unless they could get the concessions fixed and enforced by
law, they were certain to lose by the lock-outs all they gained by the strikes.
At the same time they saw that Parliament had put a permanent stop to the
sweating of very young children in factories; and though, as I have
explained, their members had been driven by poverty to object to this
reform, nevertheless it convinced them that Parliament, if it liked, could fix
any reform so firmly that the employers could not go back on it. They
wanted a permanent reduction in the then monstrous length of the factory
working day. The cry for a reduction to eight hours was set up. At first it
seemed an unattainable ideal; and it is still very far from being completely
attained. But a ten hours day for women and children and young persons
seemed reasonable and possible. As to the men, they were told they were
grown-up independent Britons, and that it would be an outrage on British
liberty to prevent an Englishman from working as long as he liked. But
when the women and young children go home the factory engine is stopped,
because its work cannot go on without them. When the engine stops the
men may as well go home too, as their work cannot go on without the
engine. So the men got the factory hours shortened by law “behind the
petticoats of the women”.
And how did the employees, who had no votes at that time, induce
Parliament, in which there were only landlords, capitalists, and employers,
to pass these benevolent Acts of Parliament for the protection of the
employees against the employers?
If I were to reply that they were acts of pure conscience, nobody nowadays
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effective power but that of self-interest backed by force. But even Capitalist
cynicism will admit that however unconscionable we may be when our own
interests are affected, we can be most indignantly virtuous at the expense of
others. The Intelligent Woman must guard herself against imagining that the
property owners and employers in Parliament a hundred years ago had read
this book, and therefore understood that their interests were the same,
though their occupations and habits and social positions were so very
different. The country gentlemen despised the employers as vulgar
tradesmen, and made them feel it. The employers, knowing that any fool
might be a peer or a country gentleman if he had the luck to be born in a
country house, whilst success in business needed business ability, were
determined to destroy the privileges of the landed aristocracy. This had been
done in France in 1789 by a revolution; and it was by threatening a similar
revolution that the English employers, in 1832, forced the King and the
peerage, after a long popular agitation, to pass into law the famous Reform
Bill which practically transferred the command of Parliament in England
from the hereditary landed aristocracy to the industrial employers.
You know what a popular agitation means. It means a little reasoning and a
great deal of abuse of the other side. Before 1832 the employers did not
confine themselves to pointing out the absurdity of allowing a couple of
cottages owned by a county aristocrat to send a member to Parliament when
the city of Birmingham was not represented there. Most people thought it
quite natural that great folk should have great privileges, and cared nothing
about Birmingham, which they had heard of only as a dirty place where
most of the bad pennies (Brummagem buttons) came from. The employers
therefore stirred up public feeling against the landed gentry by exposing all
their misdeeds: their driving of whole populations out of the country to
make room for sheep or deer; their ruthless enforcement of the Game Laws,
under which men were transported with the worst felons for poaching a few
hares or pheasants; the horrible condition of the laborers’ cottages on their
estates; the miserable wages they paid: their bigoted persecution of
Nonconformists not only by refusing to allow any places of worship except
those of the Church of England to be built on their estates, but by
nominating to the Church livings such clergymen as could be depended on
to teach the children in the village schools that all Dissenters were
disgraced in this world and damned in the next; their equally bigoted
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elections; with all the other tyrannies which in those days made it a
common saying, even among men of business, that “the displeasure of a
lord is a sentence of death”. By harping on these grievances the employers
at last embittered public opinion against the squires to such a pitch that the
fear of a repetition in England of the French Revolution broke down the
opposition to the Reform Bill. The employers, after propitiating King
William IV by paying his debts, were able to force Parliament to pass the
Bill; and that event inaugurated the purseproud reign of the English middle
class under Queen Victoria.
Naturally the squires were not disposed to take this defeat lying down. They
revenged themselves by taking up Lord Shaftesbury’s agitation for the
Factory Acts, and shewing that the employer’s little finger was thicker than
the country gentleman’s loins; that the condition of the factory employees
was worse than that of the slaves on the American and West Indian
plantations; that the worst cottages of the worst landlords had at least
fresher air than the overcrowded slums of the manufacturing towns; that if
the employers did not care whether their “hands” were Church of England
or Methodist, neither did they care whether they were Methodists or
Atheists, because they had no God but Mammon; that if they did not
persecute politically it was only because the hands had no votes; that they
persecuted industrially as hard as they could by imprisoning Trade
Unionists; and that the personal and often kindly relations between the
peasantry and the landlords, the training in good manners and decent
housekeeping traditions learnt by the women in domestic service in the
country houses, the kindnesses shewn to the old and sick on the great
estates, were all lost in the squalor and misery, the brutality and blasphemy,
the incestuous overcrowding, and the terrible dirt epidemics in the mining
and factory populations where English life was what the employer’s greed
had made it.
All this, though quite true, was merely the pot again calling the kettle black;
for the country gentlemen did not refuse the dividends made for them by the
employers in the mines and factories, nor refuse to let factories and slums
be built all over their estates in Lancashire; nor did the employers, when
they had made fortunes, hesitate to buy country estates and “found
families” to be brought up in the strictest county traditions, nor to disparage
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grandfathers were had died out. But the quarrel between them explains how
it was that when Parliament consisted exclusively of landlords and capitalist
employers or their nominees, and the proletariat had no votes, yet the
Factory Acts got passed. The Acts were the revenge of the squires for the
Reform Act.
Also, the poor were not wholly voteless. The owner of a freehold worth
forty shillings a year had a vote; and a number of odd old franchises existed
which gave quite poor people a certain weight at elections. They could not
return a Labor member (such a thing was then unheard of); but they could
sometimes turn the scale as between the Conservative landlord and the
Liberal employer. If the Conservatives and Liberals had understood that
their political interests were the same, and that they must present a united
front to Labor, the employees would have had no hope except in revolution.
But the Conservatives and Liberals did not understand their commercial
interests. The Conservative clung blindly to his old privileges: the Liberal
followed the slot of his new profits as thoughtlessly as a hound follows the
slot of a fox. Both of them wanted to be in Parliament because it gave them
personal importance, opening the way to the front bench, where the Cabinet
Ministers sit, and to knighthoods, baronetcies, and peerages. The Liberals
considered themselves the party of reform because they had carried the
Reform Bill, and, as the employees wanted all sorts of reform very badly,
took it for granted that they would always vote gratefully for the Liberals.
Under this delusion a Liberal Government made a bid for popular support
by offering votes to the working class. The Conservatives at first opposed
this so fiercely that they turned the Liberals out at the next election; but a
very clever Conservative leader named Benjamin Disraeli, afterwards Earl
of Beaconsfield, a Jew who had begun his political career, like Karl Marx,
as a champion of the proletariat, persuaded the Conservatives that they were
really more popular in the country than the Liberals, and induced them to
make the very extension of the franchise they had just been opposing.
Naturally the employees, when they got some votes in this way, used them
to get more votes; and the end of it was that everybody got a vote, including
at long last the women, though the women had to make a special and
furious fight for their inclusion, and did not win it until the national work
they did when they took the place of the absent men during the war of
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The proletarian voters who could formerly only turn the scale between
Conservative and Liberal can now turn out both Conservative and Liberal,
and elect candidates of their own. They did not at first realize this, and have
not fully realized it yet. They began by timidly sending into Parliament
about a dozen men who were not called Labor members, but working class
members of the Liberal Party. It became the custom for Liberal
Governments to give a minor ministerial post to some mild middle class
professor who was vaguely supposed to be interested in factory legislation
and popular education, and who was openly treated as a negligible nobody
by the rest of the Cabinet.
Meanwhile Socialist societies were growing up among students of Karl
Marx’s famous exposure of the sins of Capitalism, and of a very widely
circulated book called Progress and Poverty, written by an American named
Henry George, who had seen within his own lifetime American villages,
where people were neither poor enough to be degraded and miserable nor
rich enough to be idle and extravagant, changed by the simple operation of
private property in land and capital into cities of fabulous wealth, so badly
divided that the mass of the people were weltering in shocking poverty
whilst a handful of owners wallowed in millions. These Societies broke the
tradition of proletarian attachment to the Liberal Party by making the
workers what Marx called class-conscious, a phrase which the Intelligent
Woman has probably met several times in the papers without knowing any
more clearly than the newspaper writers exactly what it means. The voters
who had believed that there were only two parties in politics, the
Conservatives and the Liberals (or Tories and Whigs), representing the two
great religious parties of the Churchmen and the Dissenters, and the two
great economic interests of the country farmers with their landlords and the
town men of business with their capitalists, were now taught that from the
point of view of the employee there is not a penny to choose between
Conservatives and Liberals, as the gain of either means the employee’s loss,
and that the only two parties who really have opposed interests are the party
of the propertied class on the one hand and the party of the propertyless
proletariat on the other: in other words, the party of Capital and the party of
Labor. What mattered was not the Parliamentary struggle between the
Liberal Mr Gladstone and the Conservative Mr Disraeli as to which should
be Prime Minister, or between their successors Mr Balfour, Mr Bonar Law,
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Asquith, and Mr Lloyd George of the other. To the class-conscious
proletarian all that is mere Tweedledum and Tweedledee: what is really
moving the world is the Class Struggle, the Class War (both terms are in
use) between the proprietors and the proletariat for the possession of the
land and capital of the country (the Means of Production). When a man
realized that, he was said to be class-conscious. These terms are misleading
because they imply that all the proletarians are in one camp and all the
bourgeoisie in the other, which is untrue; but as the Intelligent Woman who
has read thus far now knows what they mean, let them pass for the moment.
The Socialist Societies had begun badly by treating Parliament as the
enemy’s camp; boycotting the Churches as mere contrivances for doping
the workers into submission to Capitalism; and denouncing Trade Unionism
and Co-operation as mistaken remedies. Under Marx and Engels, Morris
and Hyndman, Socialism was a middle class movement caused by the
revolt of the consciences of educated and humane men and women against
the injustice and cruelty of Capitalism, and also (this was a very important
factor with Morris) against its brutal disregard of beauty and the daily
human happiness of doing fine work for its own sake. Now the strongest
and noblest feelings of this kind were quite compatible with the most
complete detachment from and ignorance of proletarian life and history in
the class that worked for weekly wages. The most devoted middle class
champions of the wage workers knew what housemaids and gardeners and
railway porters and errand boys and postmen were like; but factory hands,
miners, and dockers might as well have been fairies for all their lady and
gentleman sympathizers knew about them.
Whenever your sympathies are strongly stirred on behalf of some cruelly ill
used person or persons of whom you know nothing except that they are ill
used, your generous indignation attributes all sorts of virtues to them, and
all sorts of vices to those who oppress them. But the blunt truth is that ill
used people are worse than well used people: indeed this is at bottom the
only good reason why we should not allow anyone to be ill used. If I
thought you would be made a better woman by ill treatment I should do my
best to have you ill treated. We should refuse to tolerate poverty as a social
institution not because the poor are the salt of the earth, but because “the
poor in a lump are bad”. And the poor know this better than anyone else.
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and literature who had read George Borrow until they had come to regard
tramps as saints, and passionate High Church clergymen (Anglo-Catholics)
who adored supertramps like St Francis, it was apt to assume that all that
was needed was to teach Socialism to the masses (vaguely imagined as a
huge crowd of tramplike saints) and leave the rest to the natural effect of
sowing the good seed in kindly virgin soil. But the proletarian soil was
neither virgin nor exceptionally kindly. The masses are not in the least like
tramps; and they have no romantic illusions about oneanother, whatever
illusions each of them may cherish about herself. When John Stuart Mill
was a Parliamentary candidate in Westminster, his opponents tried to defeat
him by recalling an occasion on which he had said flatly that the British
workman was neither entirely truthful, entirely sober, entirely honest, nor
imbued with a proper sense of the wickedness of gambling: in short, that he
was by no means the paragon he was always assumed to be by
parliamentary candidates when they addressed his class as “Gentlemen”,
and begged for his vote. Mill probably owed his success on that occasion to
the fact that instead of denying his opinion he uncompromisingly reaffirmed
it. The wage workers are as fond of flattery as other people, and will
swallow any quantity of it from candidates provided it be thoroughly
understood that it is only flattery, and that the candidates know better; but
they have no use for gushingly idealistic ladies and gentlemen who are
fools enough to think that the poor are cruelly misunderstood angels.
In the eighteen-eighties the Socialists found out their mistake. The Fabian
Society got rid of its Anarchists and Borrovians, and presented Socialism in
the form of a series of parliamentary measures, thus making it possible for
an ordinary respectable religious citizen to profess Socialism and belong to
a Socialist Society without any suspicion of lawlessness, exactly as he
might profess himself a Conservative and belong to an ordinary
constitutional club. A leader of the society, Mr Sidney Webb, married Miss
Beatrice Potter, who had made a study at first hand of working-class life
and organization, and had published a book on Co-operation. They wrote
the first really scientific history of Trade Unionism, and thereby not only
made the wage-workers conscious of the dignity of their own political
history (a very important step in the Marxian class-consciousness) but
shewed the middle-class Socialists what the public work of the wage-
working world was really like, and convinced them of the absurdity of
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had already accomplished spontaneously in their own way. Only by grafting
Socialism on this existing organization could it be made a really powerful
proletarian movement.
The Liberals, still believing themselves to be the party of progress, assumed
that all progressive movements would be grafted on the Liberal Party as a
matter of course, to be patronized and adopted by the Liberal leaders in
Parliament as far as they approved. They were disagreeably surprised when
the first effect of the adoption of constitutional parliamentarism by the
Fabian Society was an attack on the Liberal Government of that day,
published in one of the leading reviews, for being more reactionary and
hostile to the wage-workers than the Conservatives. The Liberals were so
astonished and scandalized that they could only suggest that the Fabian
Society had been bribed by the Conservatives to commit what seemed to all
Liberals to be an act of barefaced political treachery. They soon had their
eyes opened much more widely. The Fabian Society followed up its attack
by a proposal for the establishment of a Labor Party in Parliament to oppose
both Conservatives and Liberals impartially. A working-class leader, Keir
Hardie, formerly a miner, founded a Society called the Independent Labor
Party to put this proposal into practice. Among the members of the Fabian
Society who became a leader in this new Society was Mr Ramsay
MacDonald, who, by his education and knowledge of the world outside the
wage-working class, was better qualified than Keir Hardie for successful
leadership in Parliament. From the Independent Labor Party sprang The
Labor Party, a political federation, much more powerful, of Trade Unions
and of Socialist Societies, whose delegates sat on its executive committee.
As all the persons who were members of Trade Unions at that time could,
by subscribing a penny a week each, have provided a political fund of over
£325,000 (there are three times as many now), this combination with the
Trade Unionists was decisive. At the election of 1906 enough Labor
members were elected to form an independent party in Parliament. By 1923
they had encroached so much that neither the Liberals nor the
Conservatives had a majority in the House; and Mr Ramsay MacDonald
was challenged to form a Government and shew whether Labor could
govern or not. He accepted the challenge, and became British Prime
Minister with a Cabinet of Socialists and Trade Unionists. It was a more
competent government than the Conservative Government that preceded it,
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eminence by their personal ability, were unhampered by nonentities, and
partly because it knew what the world is like today, and was not dreaming,
as even the cleverest of the Conservative leaders still were, of the Victorian
mixture of growing cotton lordship and decaying feudal lordship in the
capitalist class, with starved helpless ignorance and submissive servitude in
the proletariat, which had not even lasted out Queen Victoria’s lifetime. In
fact, the Labor leaders were to an extraordinary degree better educated and
more experienced than their opponents, who infatuatedly took it for granted
that rich men must be superior in education because they graduate in the
two aristocratic universities instead of in the school of economically organic
life.
The Liberals and Conservatives, disgusted with this result, and ruefully
sorry that by derisively giving Labor a chance to prove its relative
incompetence it had proved the opposite, combined to throw Mr
MacDonald out of office in 1924. Although he had as yet no real chance of
a majority in the country, he had so scared the plutocrats in Parliament by
his comparative success as Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, which
they had regarded as the department in which Labor was certain to break
down ridiculously, that they overdid their attack by persuading the country
that he was connected with the Communist Government of Russia. The
panic which followed, lasting until the election was over, wiped out at the
polls, not the Labor Party, which just managed to hold its own, but the
innocent Liberal Party.
The danger of stampeding a general election is that all sorts of political
lunatics, whom no one would dream of taking seriously in quiet times, get
elected by screaming that the country is in danger, whilst sober candidates
are defeated ignominiously. In 1906, when a general election was
stampeded by an alarm of Chinese labor, third rate Liberal candidates
ousted first rate Conservative ones by the score. In 1924 the Red Russian
scare enabled third rate Conservatives to oust first rate Liberals. In both
cases the result was a grave falling-off in the quality of the victorious party.
When the Sirdar, our representative in Egypt, was unluckily assassinated
just after the election, the Conservatives, drunk with their victory, could not
be restrained by the Prime Minister, Mr Baldwin, from hurling at the
assassins an insane threat to cut off the water supply of Egypt. This
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that Mr MacDonald would not have done. The Government had to climb
down rather abjectly when it discovered that it could neither carry out its
threat nor expect anything but reprobation from all sides, both at home and
abroad, for having been so absurd as to make it; for though a forceful
wickedness is, I am sorry to say, rather popular than otherwise when our
Governments indulge in it at the expense of foreigners, we expect it to be
successful. A climb-down is unpopular in proportion to the arrogance of the
climb-up. Consequently the Government lost on the Egyptian fiasco the
support won by the Russian scare; but it lost its head again at a crazy threat
of a general strike by the Trade Unions. The Russians sent us a very
handsome subscription to the strike funds; and the Government, frightened
and infuriated, and quite incapable of measuring the danger (which need not
have alarmed a mouse) brought in a futile but provocative Bill to make
Trade Unionism illegal, and broke off diplomatic relations with Russia after
raiding the offices of the Russian Government in London. Meanwhile,
Labor in Parliament, having recovered from the shock of the election,
settled into its place as the official Opposition.
To sum up the story to the point it has now reached (1927), the Proletariat,
having begun its defensive operations in the Class War by organizing its
battalions into Trade Unions, only to discover that it could not retain its
winnings without passing them into law, organized itself politically as a
Labor Party, and returned enough members to Parliament to change the
House of Commons from a chamber in which two capitalist parties, calling
themselves Conservative and Liberal, contended for the spoils of office and
the honor and glory of governing, to an arena in which the Proletariat and
the Proprietariat face each other on a series of questions which are all parts
of two main questions: first, whether the national land and capital and
industry shall be held and controlled by the nation for the nation, or left in
the hands of a small body of private men to do as they please with; second,
whilst the capitalist system lasts, which shall be top dog, the provider of
capital or the provider of labor. The first is a Socialist question, because
until land and capital and the control of industry are in the hands of the
Government it cannot equalize the distribution either of the product or of
the labor of producing it.
The second is a Trade Unionist question. The Labor Party consists not only
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no objection to the continuance of the capitalist method in industry
provided that Labor gets the lion’s share. It should be easier to maintain the
capitalist system with the proletarians taking the lion’s share, and the
landlords, capitalists, and employers reduced to comparative penury, than to
maintain it as at present; for the laborers and mechanics and their wives and
daughters form about nine-tenths of the nation; and on all accounts it should
be safer and steadier to have only one discontented person to every nine
contented ones than nine discontented persons to every one contented one.
To put it another way, it should be easier for a government supported by
nine-tenths of the voters to collect income tax and supertax from landlords
and capitalists until they had to sell their country houses and motor cars to
their tenants and employees, and live in the gardener’s cottage themselves,
than it is for a landlord to collect his rents or a capitalist to find investments
on which he can live in luxury. An engineer designing a Forth Bridge, or an
architect a cathedral or a palace, can quite easily be reduced to accept less
money for his work than the riveters and fitters and masons and bricklayers
and painters who carry out the designs. It is true that labor could no more
do without them than they could do without labor; but labor would have the
advantage in bargaining, because the talented worker, sooner than waste his
talent, would rather exercise it for a low wage than fix rivets or pile bricks
for a high one. At his own job he will work on any terms for the pleasure of
working, and loathe any other job; whilst the reluctant laborer will do
nothing for nothing and very little for a halfpenny.
Thus a Trade Unionist Government, with the mass of the people at its back,
could, by ruthless taxation of unearned incomes, by Factory Acts, by Wages
Boards fixing wages, by Commissions fixing prices, by using the income
tax to subsidize trades in which wages were low (all of these devices are
already established in parliamentary practice) could redistribute the national
income in such a way that the present rich would become the poor, and the
laborer would be cock of the walk. What is more, that arrangement would
be much more stable than the present state of affairs in which the many are
poor and the few rich. The only threat to its permanence would come from
the owners of property refusing to go on collecting rent and interest merely
to have it nearly all seized by the tax collector. If you have a thousand a
year and a turn for business, you must sometimes feel that you are really
only collecting money for the Government at a commission of seventy per
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per cent, what could you do but pay £750 out of your thousand as helplessly
as you now pay £250? Just as the owners of property, when they controlled
Parliament, used their power to extort the utmost farthing from Labor,
Labor can and probably will use its power to extort the utmost farthing from
Property unless equal distribution for all is made a fundamental
constitutional dogma. At present the propertied classes are looking to
capitalist Trade Unions to save them from Socialism. The time is coming
when they will clamor for Socialism to save them from capitalist Trade
Unionism: that is, from Capitalized Labor. Already in America Trade
Unionism is combining with Big Business to squeeze the sleeping partner.
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51
DOMESTIC CAPITAL

A
FTER talking so long about Capitalism in the lump, let us take a few
chapters off to examine it as it affects you personally if you happen
to be a lady with a little capital of your own: one who, after living in
the style customary in her class, still has some money to spare to use as
capital so as to increase her income. I will begin by the simple case of a
woman earning money, not as an employer, but by her own work.
Let us assume that her work involves doing sums (she is an accountant), or
writing (she is an author or scrivener), or visiting clients instead of waiting
in an office to receive them (she is a doctor). It is evident that if she can
spare money enough to buy an adding-machine which will enable her to do
the work of three ordinary bookkeepers, or a sewing-machine, or a
typewriter, or a bicycle, or a motor car, as the case may be, the machine will
enable her to get through so much more work every day that she will be
able to earn more money with them than without them. The machine will be
carelessly called her capital (most people muddle themselves with that
mistake when they discuss economics); but the capital was the money saved
to pay for the machine, and as it was eaten up by the workers who made the
machine, it no longer exists. What does exist is the machine, which is
continually wearing out, and can never be sold secondhand for its price
when new. Its value falls from year to year until it falls to nothing but the
value of the old iron of which it is made.
Now suppose she marries, thus changing her profession for that of wife,
mother, housekeeper, and so forth! Or suppose that the introduction of an
electric tram service, and the appearance of plenty of taxis in the streets,
enable her to do all the travelling she wants as well and more cheaply than
her private car! What is she to do with her adding-machine or sewing-
machine, her typewriter or her car? She cannot eat them or wear them on
her back. The adding-machine will not iron shirt fronts: the sewing-machine
will not fry eggs: the typewriter will not dust the furniture: the motor car,
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If you shew what I have just written to the sort of male who calls himself a
practical business man, he will at once say that I am childishly wrong: that
you can eat an adding-or sewing-machine; dust the furniture with a
typewriter; and wash a hundred babies with a motor car. All you have to do
is to sell the sewing-machine and buy food with the price you get for it; sell
the typewriter and buy a vacuum cleaner; sell the motor car and hire a few
nurses after buying a bath and soap and towels. And he will be so far right
that you certainly can do all these things provided too many other people
are not trying to do them at the same time. It is because the practical
business man always forgets this proviso that he is such a hopeless idiot
politically. When you have sold the sewing-machine and bought food with
the price, you have not really turned the sewing-machine into food. The
sewing-machine remains as uneatable as ever: not even an ostrich could get
a tooth into it or digest it afterwards. What has happened is that you, finding
yourself with a sewing-machine which you no longer want, and being in
want of food, find some other woman who has some spare food which she
does not want, but who wants a sewing-machine. You have a sewing-
machine for which you have no use, and an unsatisfied appetite. She has
food for which she has no appetite, and wants a sewing-machine. So you
two make an exchange: and there you are! Nothing could be simpler.
But please remark that it takes two to make the bargain, and that the two
must want opposite things. If they both want the same thing, or want to get
rid of the same thing, there will be no deal. Now suppose the Chancellor of
the Exchequer took it into his head as a practical business man to raise
money by a tax on capital instead of on income. Suppose he were to say
that as thousands of women have capital in the form of sewing-machines
which they can sell for, say, £5 apiece, they can each afford to pay a tax of
£3. Suppose he actually induced the House of Commons to impose such a
tax under the title of a Capital Levy or some such practical business
nonsense, and that every woman had to sell her sewing-machine to pay the
tax! What would be the result? Each woman trying to sell her machine
would find all the other women trying to sell their machines too, and
nobody wanting to buy them. She could sell it as old iron for a shilling
perhaps, but that would not enable her to pay the tax. The tax collector, not
being paid, would distrain on her goods: that is, he would seize the sewing-
machine. But as he also could not sell it, he would have to hand it over
unsold to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, who would find himself heaped

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up with thousands of unsellable sewing-machines instead of the thousands
of pounds he was looking forward to. He would have no money; and the
women would have no sewing-machines: all because the practical business
men told him that sewing-machines could be turned into bread.
If you consider this a little you will see that the difference between private
affairs and State affairs is that private affairs are what people can do by
themselves, one at a time and once in a way, whereas State affairs are what
we are all made to do by law at the same moment. At home you are a
private woman dealing with your own private affairs; but if you go into
Parliament and perhaps into the Cabinet, you become a stateswoman. As a
private woman all you have to consider is, “Suppose I were to do this or
that”. But as a stateswoman you must consider “Suppose everybody had to
do this or that”. This is called the Kantian test.
For instance, if you become Chancellor of the Exchequer, your common
sense as a private woman will save you from such a folly as supposing that
a sewing-machine in the house is the same as £5 in the house. But that very
same private common sense of yours may persuade you that an income of
£5 a year is the same as £100 ready money, because you know that if you
want £100 your stockbroker can get it for you in exchange for £5 a year of
your income. You might therefore be tempted to lay a tax of £30 on
everyone with £5 a year, and imagine that you would not only get the £30,
but that the taxpayer would have £70 left to go on with. Let me therefore
explain the nature of this business of £5 a year being worth £100 cash to
you privately, and worth just £5 a year to the Chancellor publicly and not a
rap more.
When we were dealing with the impossibility of saving I pointed out that
there are certain everyday transactions that are like saving and that are
called saving, very much as selling a sewing-machine and buying food with
the price may be called eating the sewing-machine. Do not bother to try to
remember this now: it is easier to go over it again. Suppose you have £100
and you wish to save it: that is, to consume it at some future time instead of
immediately! The objection is that as the things the money represents will
rot unless they are used at once, what you want to do is impossible. But
suppose there is in the next street a woman who has been left by the death
of her parents with nothing but an income of £5 a year. Evidently she
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or set up a typewriting office, or stock a little shop, or take lessons in some
moneymaking art, or buy some smart clothes to improve her chances of
getting respectable employment, or any of the things that poor women
imagine they could do if only they had a little ready money. Now nothing is
easier than for you to make an exchange with this woman. She gives you
her right to take £5 every year fresh-and-fresh out of each year’s harvest as
it comes; and you give her your hundred pounds to spend at once. Your
stockbroker or banker will bring you together. You go to him and say that
you want him to invest your £100 for you at five per cent; and she goes to
him and says that she wants to sell her £5 a year for ready money. He
effects the change for a small commission. But the transaction is disguised
under such fantastic names (like the water and breadcrumb in doctors’
prescriptions) that neither you nor the other woman understands what has
really happened. You are said to have invested £100, and to be “worth”
£100, and to have added £100 to the capital of the country: and she is said
to have “realized her capital”. But all that has actually occurred is that your
£100 has been handed over to be spent and done for by the other woman,
and that you are left with the right to take £5 out of the income of the
country without working for it year after year for ever, or until you in your
turn sell that right for £100 down if you should unhappily find yourself in
the same predicament as the other lady was in when you bought it.
Now suppose you brought in your tax of £30 on every £5 a year in the
country! Or suppose a Conservative Government, led by the nose by
practical business men who know by experience that people who have £5 a
year can sell it for £100 whenever they want to, were to do it! Or suppose a
Labor Government, misled by the desire to take capital out of private hands
and vest it in the State, were to do it! They would call it a levy of thirty per
cent on capital; and most of them would vote for it without understanding
what it really meant. Its opponents would vote against it in equal ignorance
of its nature; so that their arguments would convince nobody. What would
happen? Evidently no woman could pay £30 out of £5 a year. She would
have to sell the £5 a year for £100, and then reinvest the odd £70. But she
would not get the £100 because, as the tax would not fall on her alone, but
on all the other capitalists as well, her stockbroker would find everybody
asking him to sell future incomes for ready money and nobody offering
ready money for future incomes. It would be the story of the sewing-
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not pay the tax, and that he might sell her furniture and be damned
(intelligent women use recklessly strong language under such
circumstances). But the tax collector would reply that her furniture was no
good to him; for as he was selling up all the other capitalists’ furniture at the
same time, and as only those who were too poor to have any capital to be
taxed were buying it, Chippendale chairs were down to a shilling a dozen
and dining room tables to five shillings; so that it would cost him more to
take her furniture away and sell it or store it than it would fetch. He would
have to go away empty handed; and all the Government could do would be
to take her £5 a year from her for six years and four months, the odd months
being for the interest to pay for waiting. In other words it would find that
her income was real, and her capital imaginary.
But even this would not work if the tax were imposed every year, like the
income tax, because at the end of the six years she would owe £180,
incurring a debt of £30 every year and getting only £5 to pay it with; so that
it would be much better for her to give up her £5 a year for ever and support
herself entirely by work. And the Government would have to admit that a
tax on capital is an impossibility, for the unanswerable reason that the
capital has no existence, having been eaten up long ago.
There is a tax on capital actually in existence which is often referred to as
proving that such taxes are possible. When we die, taxes called Death
Duties (officially Estate Duties) are levied on the fictitious capital value of
our estates, if we leave any. The reason people manage to pay them is that
we do not all die simultaneously every year on the 5th April and thus incur
death duties payable on the following 31st December. We die seldom and
slowly, less than twenty out of every thousand of us in one year, and out of
that twenty not more than two at the outside have any capital. Their heirs,
one would think, would find it easy to sell part of their income for enough
ready money to pay the duties, the purchasers being capitalists whose
fathers or uncles have not died lately. And yet the Government has to wait
for its money often and long. The tax is a stupid one, not because it
confiscates property by making the State inherit part of it (why not?) but
because it operates cruelly and unfairly. One estate, passing by death from
heir to heir three times in a century, will hardly feel the duties. Another,
passing three times in one year (as happens easily during a war), is wiped
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make your will, be careful how you leave valuable objects to poor people. If
they keep them they may have to pay more for them in death duties than
they can afford. Probably they will have to sell them to pay the duty.
This is so little understood, that men not otherwise mad are found
estimating the capital of the country at sums varying from ten thousand
millions before the war to thirty thousand millions after it (as if the war had
made the country richer instead of poorer), and actually proposing in the
House of Commons to tax that thirty thousand millions as available existing
wealth and to pay off the cost of the war with it. They all know that you
cannot eat your cake and have it too; yet, because we have spent seven
thousand millions on a frightful war, and, as they calculate, twenty thousand
millions more on mines and railways and factory plant and so on, and
because these sums are written down in the books of the Bank of England
and the balance sheets of the Companies and Trusts, they think they still
exist, and that we are an enormously rich nation instead of being, as anyone
can see by the condition of nine-tenths of the population, a disgracefully
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52
THE MONEY MARKET

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ND now, still assuming that you are a lady of some means, perhaps I
can be a little useful to you in your private affairs if I explain that
mysterious institution where your investments are made for you,
called the Money Market, with its chronic ailment of Fluctuations that may
at any moment increase your income pleasantly without any trouble to you,
or swallow it up and ruin you in ways that a man can never make a woman
understand because he does not understand them himself.
A market for the purchase and sale of money is nonsense on the face of it.
You can say reasonably “I want five shillingsworth of salmon”; but it is
ridiculous to say “I want five shillingsworth of money”. Five shillingsworth
of money is just five shillings; and who wants to exchange five shillings for
five shillings? Nobody buys money for money except money changers, who
buy foreign coins and notes to sell to you when you are going abroad.
But though nobody in England wants to buy English money, we often want
to hire it, or, as we say, to borrow it. Borrow and hire, however, do not
always mean the same thing. You may borrow your neighbor’s frying-pan,
and return it to her later on with a thank you kindly. But in the money
market there is no kindness: you pay for what you get, and charge for what
you give, as a matter of business. And it is quite understood that what you
hire you do not give back: you consume it at once. If you ask your neighbor
to lend you, not a frying-pan, but a loaf of bread and a candle, it is
understood that you eat the bread and burn the candle, and repay her later
on by giving her a fresh loaf and a new candle. Now when you borrow
money you are really borrowing what it will buy: that is, bread and candles
and material things of all sorts for immediate consumption. If you borrow a
shilling you borrow it because you want to buy a shillingsworth of
something to use at once. You cannot pay that something back: all you can
do is to make something new or do some service that you can get paid a
shilling for, and pay with that shilling. (You can, of course, borrow another
shilling from someone else, or beg it or steal it; but that would not be a

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ladylike transaction.) At all events, not until you pay can the lender
consume the things that the shilling represents. If you pay her anything
additional for waiting you are really hiring the use of the money from her.
In that case you are under no obligation to her whatever, because you are
doing her as great a service as she is doing you. You may not see this at
first; but just consider. All money that is lent is necessarily spare money,
because people cannot afford to lend money until they have spent enough of
it to support themselves. Now this spare money is only a sort of handy title
deed to spare things, mostly food, which will rot and perish unless they are
consumed immediately. If your neighbor has a loaf left over from her
week’s household supply you are doing her a service in eating it for her and
promising to give her a fresh loaf next week. In fact a woman who found
herself with a tenpenny loaf on her hands over and above what her family
needed to eat, might, sooner than throw the loaf into the dustbin, say to her
neighbor, “You can have this loaf if you will give me half a fresh loaf for it
next week”: that is to say, she might offer half the loaf for the service of
saving her from the total loss of it by natural decay.
The economists call this paying negative interest. What it means is that you
pay people to keep your spare money for you until you want it instead of
making them pay you for allowing them to keep it, which the economists
call paying positive interest. One is just as natural as the other; and the sole
reason why nobody at present will pay you to borrow from them, whereas
everyone will pay you to lend to them, is that under our system of unequal
division of income there are so very few of us with spare money to lend,
and so very many with less than they need for immediate consumption, that
there are always plenty of people offering not only to spend the spare
money at once, but to replace it later on in full with fresh goods and pay the
lenders for waiting into the bargain. The economists used to call this
payment the reward of abstinence, which was silly, as people do not need to
be rewarded for abstaining from eating a second dinner, or from wearing six
suits of clothes at a time, or living in a dozen houses: on the contrary, they
ought to be extremely obliged to anyone who will use these superfluities for
them and pay them something as well. If instead of having a few rich amid
a great many poor, we had a great many rich, the bankers would charge you
a high price for keeping your money; and the epitaph of the dead knight in
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spiritually. If you then had £100 to spare, and wanted to save it until next
year, and took it to the manager of your bank to keep it for you, he would
say “I am sorry, madam; but your hundred pounds will not keep. The best I
can do for you is to promise you seventy pounds next year (or fifty, or
twenty, or five, as the case might be); and you are very fortunate to be able
to get that with so much spare money lying about. You had really much
better not save. Increase your expenditure; and enjoy your money before
what it represents goes rotten. Banking is not what it was.”
This cannot happen under Capitalism, because Capitalism distributes the
national income in such a way that the many are poor and the few
enormously rich. Therefore for the present you may count on being able to
lend (invest) all your spare money, and on being paid so much a year for
waiting until the borrower replaces what you have lent. The payment for
waiting is called interest, or, in the Bible, usury. Interest is the polite word.
The borrower, in short, hires the use of your spare money from you; and
there is nothing dishonest nor dishonorable in the transaction. You hand
over your spare ready money (your capital) to the borrower; and the
borrower binds herself to pay you a certain yearly or monthly or weekly
income until she repays it to you in full.
The money market is the place in the city where yearly incomes are bought
for lump sums of spare ready money. The income you can buy for £100
(which is the measuring figure) varies from day to day, according to the
plenty or scarcity of spare money offered for hire and of incomes offered
for sale. It varies also according to the security of the income and the
chances of its fluctuating from year to year. When you take your spare £100
to your stockbroker to invest for you (that is, to hire out for an income in
the money market) he can, at the moment when I write these lines (1926)
get you £4: 10s. a year certain, £6 a year with the chance of its rising or
falling, or £10 a year and upwards if you will take a sporting chance of
never receiving anything at all.
The poor do not meddle with this official money market, because the only
security they can give when borrowing ready money from anyone but the
pawnbroker is their promise to pay so much a week out of their earnings.
This being much more uncertain than a share certificate or a lease of land,
they have to pay comparatively prodigious prices. For instance, a poor
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rate; and it seems quite reasonable to very poor people; but it is more than
eighty-six times as much as the Government pays for the hire of money. It
means paying at the rate of £433: 10s. a year for the use of £100, or, as we
say, interest at 433½ per cent: a rate no rich man would dream of paying.
The poorer you are the more you pay, because the risk of your failing to pay
is greater. Therefore when you see in the paper that the price of hiring
money has been fixed by the Bank of England (that is why it is called the
Bank Rate) at five per cent, or reduced to four-and-a-half per cent, or raised
to six per cent, or what not, you must not suppose that you or anyone else
can hire money at that rate: it means only that those who are practically
certain to be able to pay, like the Government or the great financiers and
business houses, can borrow from the banks at that rate. In their case the
rate changes not according to any risk of their being unable to pay, but
according to the quantity of spare money available for lending. And no
matter how low the rate falls, the charwoman still has to pay 433½ per cent,
partly because the risk of her being unable to pay is great, partly because
the expense of lending money by shillings and collecting the interest every
week is much greater than the expense of lending it by millions and
collecting the interest every six months, and partly because the charwoman
is ignorant and helpless and does not know that the slum usurer, whom she
regards as her best friend in need, is charging her anything more than a
millionaire is charged.
The price of money varies also according to the purpose for which it is
borrowed. You are, I hope, concerned with the money market as a lender
rather than as a borrower. Do not be startled at the notion of being a
moneylender (not, I repeat, that there is anything dishonorable in it):
nobody will call your investments loans. But they are loans for all that.
Only, they are loans made, not to individuals, but to joint stock companies
on special conditions. The business people in the city are always forming
these companies and asking you to lend them money to start some big
business undertaking, which may be a shop in the next street, or a motor
bus service along it, or a tunnel through the Andes, or a harbor in the
Pacific, or a gold mine in Peru, or a rubber plantation in Malaya, or any
mortal enterprise out of which they think they can make money. But they do
not borrow on the simple condition that they pay you for the hire of the
money until they pay it back. Their offer is that when the business is set up
it shall belong to you and to all your fellow lenders (called shareholders); so

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that when it begins to make money the profits will be distributed among
you all in proportion to the amount each of you has lent. On the other hand,
if it makes no profits you lose your money. Your only consolation is that
you can lose no more. You cannot be called on to pay the Company’s debts
if it has spent more than you lent it. Your liability is limited, as they say.
This is a chancy business; and to encourage you if you are timid (or shall
we say cautious?) these companies may ask you to lend your spare money
to them at the fixed rate of, say, six or seven per cent, on the understanding
that this is to be paid before any of the ordinary lenders get anything, but
that you will get nothing more no matter how big the profits may be. If you
accept this offer you are said to have debentures or preference shares in the
company; and the others are said to have ordinary shares. There are a few
varieties both of preference and ordinary shares; but they are all ways of
hiring spare money: the only difference is in the conditions on which you
are invited to provide it.
When you have taken a share, and it is bringing you in an income, you can
at any time, if you are pressed for ready money, sell your share for what it
may be worth in the money market to somebody who has spare money and
wants to “save” it by exchanging it for an income. The department of the
money market in which shares are bought and sold in this way is called the
Stock Exchange. To sell a share you have to employ an agent (called a
stockbroker), who takes your share to the Exchange and asks another agent
(called a stockjobber) to “make him a price”: It is the jobber’s business to
know what the share is worth, according to the prospects of the company,
the quantity of spare money being offered for incomes, and the number of
income producing shares being offered for sale. Never speak disrespectfully
of stockjobbers: they are very important people, and consider themselves
greater masters of the money business than the stockbrokers.
The legitimate business of the Stock Exchange is this selling and buying of
shares in companies already established. It is largely occupied also with a
curious game called speculation, in which phantom prices are offered for
imaginary shares; but for the moment let us keep to the point that the shares
dealt in are practically all in established companies, because what is
nationally important is the application of spare money, not to the purchase
of shares in old companies, but to the foundation of new ones, or at least to
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done on the Stock Exchange is no index to this, and indeed may have
nothing to do with it. Suppose, for example, that you have £50,000 to spare,
and you invest it all in railway shares! You will not by doing so create a
single yard of railway, nor cause a single additional train to be run, nor even
supply an existing train with an extra footwarmer. Your money will have no
effect whatever on the railways. All that will happen is that your name will
be substituted for some other name or names in the list of shareholders, and
that for the future you will get the income the owners of those names would
get if they had not sold their shares to you. Also, of course, that they will
get your £50,000 to do what they like with. They may spend it on the
gambling tables at Monte Carlo, or on the British turf; or they may present
it to the funds of the Labor Party. You may disapprove strongly of
gambling; and you may have a horror of the Labor Party. You may say “If I
had thought this was going to happen to my money, I would have bought
shares privately from some persons whose principles were well known to
me and whom I could trust not to spend it foolishly instead of from that
wicked stockjobber who has no more conscience than a cash register, and
does not care what becomes of my money”. But your protest will be vain.
In practice you will find that you must buy your shares in established
companies on the Stock Exchange; that your money will never go into the
company whose shares you buy; and that its real destination will be entirely
beyond your control. A day’s work on the Stock Exchange, nominally a
most gratifying addition of hundreds of thousands of pounds of spare
money to the industrial capital of the country, may be really a waste of them
in extravagant luxury, or ruinous vice, to say nothing of the possibility of
their being sent abroad to establish some foreign business which will
capture the business of the company whose shares you have bought, and
thus reduce you to indigence.
And now you will say that if this is so, you will take particular care to buy
nothing but new shares in new companies, sending the money directly to
their bankers according to the form enclosed with the prospectus, without
allowing any stockbroker or stockjobber to know anything about it, thus
making sure that your money will be used to create a new business and add
it to the productive resources of your country’s industry. My dear lady, you
will lose it all unless you are very careful, very well informed as to the risks
involved, and very intelligent in money matters. Company promotion, I am
sorry to say, is a most rascally business in its shadier corners. Act after Act

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of Parliament has been passed, without much effect, to prevent swindlers
from forming companies for some excellent object, and, when they have
collected as much money as they can by selling shares in it, making no
serious attempt to carry out that object, but simply taking offices, ordering
goods, appointing themselves directors and managers and secretaries and
anything else that carries a salary, taking commissions on all their orders,
and, when they have divided all the plunder in this way (which is perfectly
legal), winding up the company as a failure. All you can do in that case is to
go to the shareholders’ meeting and make a row, being very careful not to
tell the swindlers that they are swindlers, because if you do they will
immediately take an action against you for slander and get damages out of
you. But making a row will not save your money. The amount that is stolen
from innocent women every year in this way is appalling; and it has been
done as much by sham motor bus companies, which if genuine would have
been very sensible and publicly useful investments, as by companies to
work bogus gold mines, which are suspect on the face of them.
Even if you escape this swindling by blackguards who know what they are
doing, and would be as much disconcerted by the success of their
companies as a burglar if he found himself politely received and invited to
dinner in a house he had broken into, you may be tempted by the companies
founded by genuine enthusiasts who believe in their scheme, who are quite
right in believing in it, who are finally justified by its success, and who put
all their own spare money and a great deal of hard work into it. But they
almost always underestimate its cost. Because it is new, they have no
experience to guide them; and they have their own enthusiasm to mislead
them. When they are half way to success the share money is all used up;
and they are forced to sell out all they have done for an old song to a new
company formed expressly to take advantage of them. Sometimes this
second company shares the fate of the first, and is bought out by a third.
The company which finally succeeds may be built on the money and work
of three or four successive sets of pioneers who have run short of the cash
needed for completion of the plant. The experienced men of the city know
this, and lie in wait until the moment has come for the final success. As one
of them has put it “the money is made by coming in on the third
reconstruction”. For them it may be a splendid investment; but the original
shareholders, who had the intelligence to foresee the successful future of
the business, and the enterprise to start it, are cleaned out. They see their

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hopes fulfilled and their judgment justified; but as they have to look
through the workhouse windows, they are a warning rather than an example
to later investors.
You can avoid these risks by never meddling with a new company, but
calling in your stockbroker to buy shares in a well established old one. You
will not do it any good; but at all events you will know that it is neither a
bogus company nor one which has started with too little capital and will
presently have to sell out at a heavy or total loss. Beware of enterprise:
beware of public spirit: beware of conscience and visions of the future. Play
for safety. Lend to the Government or the Municipalities if you can, though
the income may be less; for there is no investment so safe and useful as a
communal investment. And when you find journalists glorifying the
Capitalist system as a splendid stimulus to all these qualities against which I
have just warned you, restrain the unladylike impulse to imitate the
sacristan in the Ingoldsby Legends, who said no word to indicate a doubt,
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53
SPECULATION

I
N the preceding chapter I have been assuming that you are a capitalist. I
am now going to assume that you are perhaps a bit of a gambler. Even if
you abhor gambling it is a necessary part of your education in modern
social conditions to know how most of it is done. Without such knowledge
you might, for instance, marry a gambler after having taken the greatest
pains to assure yourself that he had never touched a playing card, sat at a
roulette table, or backed a horse in his life, and was engaged solely in
financial operations on the Stock Exchange. You might find him
encouraging you to spend money like water in one week, and in the next
protesting that he could not possibly afford you a new hat. In short, you
might find yourself that tragic figure, the gambler’s wife who is not by
temperament a gambler.
A page or two ago I dropped a remark about a game played on the Stock
Exchange and called Speculation, at which phantom prices are offered for
imaginary shares. I will explain this game to you, leaving it to your taste
and conscience to decide whether you will shun it or plunge into it. It is by
far the most widely practised and exciting form of gambling produced by
Capitalism.
To understand it you must know that on the London Stock Exchange you
can buy a share and not have to pay for it, or sell a share and not have to
hand over the share certificate, until next settling day, which may be a
fortnight off. You may not see at first what difference that makes. But a
great deal may happen in a fortnight. Just recollect what you have learnt
about the continual fluctuations in the prices of incomes and of spare
subsistence in the Money Market! Think of the hopes and fears raised by
the flourishing and decaying of the joint stock companies as their business
and prospects grow or shrink according as the harvests are good or bad:
rubber harvests, oil harvests, coal harvests, copper harvests, as well as the
agricultural harvests: all meaning that there will be more or less money to
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money available to buy shares with. The prices of shares change not only
from year to year but from day to day, from hour to hour, and, in moments
of excitement on the Stock Exchange, from minute to minute. The share
that was obtained years ago or centuries ago by giving £100 spare money to
start a new company may bring its owner £5000 a year, or it may bring her
thirty shillings, or it may bring her nothing, or it may bring her all three in
succession. Consequently that share, which cost somebody £100 spare
money when it was new, she may be able to sell for £100,000 at one
moment, for £30 at another, whilst at yet another she may be unable to sell
it at all, for love or money. As she opens her newspaper in the morning she
looks at the city page, with its list of yesterday’s prices of stocks and shares,
to see how rich she is today; and she seldom finds that her shares are worth
the same price for a week at a time unless she has been prudent enough to
lend it to the Government or to a municipality (in which case she has
communal security) instead of to private companies.
Now put these two things together: the continual change in the prices of
shares, and the London Stock Exchange rule that they need not be paid for
nor delivered until next settling day. Suppose you have not a penny of spare
cash in your possession, nor a share (carrying an income) to sell! Suppose
you believe for some reason or other that the price of shares in a certain
company (call it company A) is going to rise in value within the next few
days! And suppose you believe that the price of shares in a certain other
company (company B) is going to fall. If you are right, all you have to do to
make some money by your good guessing is to buy shares in company A
and sell shares in company B. You may say “How am I to buy shares
without money or sell them without the share certificates?” It is very
simple: you need not produce either the money or the certificates until
settling day. Before settling day you sell the A shares for more than you
bought them for on credit; and you buy the B certificates for less than you
pretended to sell them for. On settling day you will get the money from the
people you sold to, and the certificates from the people you bought from;
and when you have paid for the A shares and handed over the B certificates,
you will be in pocket by the difference between their values on the day you
bought and sold them and their values on settling day. Simple enough, is it
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This is the game of speculation. Nobody will blame you for engaging in it;
but on the Stock Exchange they will call you a bull for pretending to buy
the A shares, and a bear for pretending to sell the B shares. If you pay a
small sum to get shares allotted to you in a new company on the chance of
selling them at a profit before you have to pay up, they will call you a stag.
If you ask why not a cow or a hind, the reply is that as the Stock Exchange
was founded by men for men its slang is exclusively masculine.
But, you may say, suppose my guess was wrong! Suppose the price of the A
shares goes down instead of up, and the price of the B shares up instead of
down! Well, that often happens, either through some unforeseen event
affecting the companies, or simply because you guessed badly. But do not
be too terrified by this possibility; for all you can lose is the difference
between the prices; and as this may be only a matter of five or ten pounds
for every hundred you have been dealing in you can pawn your clothes and
furniture and try again. You can even have your account “carried over” to
next settling day by paying “contango” if you are a bull, or
“backwardation” if you are a bear, on the chance of your luck changing in
the extra fortnight.
I must warn you, however, that if a great many other bears have guessed
just as you have, and sold imaginary shares in great numbers, you may be
“cornered”. This means that the bears have sold either more shares than
actually exist, or more than the holders will sell except at a great advance in
price. Bulls who are cunning enough to foresee this and to buy up the shares
which are being beared may make all the money the bears lose. Cornering
the bears is a recognized part of the game of speculation.
As the game is one of knowledge and skill and character (or no character)
as well as of chance, a good guesser, or one with private (inside)
information as to facts likely to affect share prices, can make a living at it;
and some speculators have made and lost princely fortunes. Some women
play at it just as others back horses. Sometimes they do it intelligently
through regular stockbrokers, with a clear understanding of the game.
Sometimes they are blindly tempted by circulars sent out from Bucket
Shops; so I had better enlighten you as to what a bucket shop is.
You will remember that a speculator does not stand to lose the whole price
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she loses she loses only the difference between the prices she expected and
the prices she has to pay. If she has a sufficient sum in hand to meet this she
escapes bankruptcy. This sufficient sum is called “cover”. A bucket shop
keeper is one who undertakes to speculate for anyone who will send him
cover. His circulars say, in effect, “Send me ten pounds, and the worst that
can happen to you is to lose it; but I may be able to double it for you or
even double it many times over. I can refer you to clients who have sent me
£10 and got back £50 or £100.” A lady, not understanding the business in
the least, is tempted to send him £10, and very likely loses it, in which case
she usually tries to get it back by risking another £10 note if she has one
left. But she may be lucky and pocket some winnings; for bucket shops
must let their clients win sometimes or they could hardly exist. But they can
generally prevent your winning, if they choose, by taking advantage of
some specially low price of shares to shew that your cover has disappeared,
or even by selling two or three shares themselves at a low price and quoting
it against you. Besides, if you sue them for your winnings they can escape
by pleading the Gaming Act. They cannot be mulcted or expelled by the
Stock Exchange Committee; for they are not members of the Stock
Exchange, and have given no securities. A bucket shop keeper is not
necessarily a swindler any more than a bookmaker is necessarily a welsher;
but if he fleeces you you have no remedy, whereas if a stockbroker cheats
you it may cost him his livelihood.
If you speculate through a regular stockbroker you must bear in mind that
he is supposed to deal in genuine investments only: that is, in the buying of
shares by clients who have the money to pay for them, and the sale of
shares by those who really possess them and wish to exchange them for a
lump sum of spare money. The difference is that if you go into a bucket
shop and say frankly “Here is a five pound note, which is all I have in the
world. Will you take it as cover, and speculate with it for me in stocks of ten
times its value”, the bucket shop will oblige you; but if you say this to a
stockbroker he must have you shewn out. You must allow him to believe, or
pretend to believe, that you really have the spare money or the shares in
which you want to deal.
You will now understand what gambling on the London Stock Exchange
means. The game can be played with certain variations, called options and
double options and so on, which are as easily picked up as the different

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hazards of the roulette table; and the foreign stock exchanges have rules
which are not so convenient for the bears as our rules; but these differences
do not change the nature of the game. Every day speculative business is
done in Capel Court in London, on Wall Street in New York, in the Bourses
on the Continent, to the tune of millions of pounds; and it is literally only a
tune: the buyers have no money and the sellers no goods; and their
countries are no richer for it all than they are for the gaming tables at Monte
Carlo or the bookmakers’ settlements at the end of a horse race. Yet the
human energy, audacity, and cunning wasted on it would, if rightly directed,
make an end of our slums and epidemics and most of our prisons in fewer
hours than it has taken days of Capitalism to produce them.

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54
BANKING

T
HE Stock Exchange is only a department of the money market. The
commonest way of hiring money for business purposes is to keep an
account at a bank, and hire spare money there when you want it. The
bank manager will lend it to you if he feels reasonably sure that you will be
able to repay him: in fact that is his real business, as we shall see presently.
He may do it by letting you overdraw your account. Or if somebody with
whom you are doing business has given you a written promise to pay you a
sum of money at some future time (this written promise is called a bill of
exchange) and the bank manager thinks the promise will be kept, he will
give you the money at once, only deducting enough to pay him for its hire
until your customer pays it. This is called discounting the bill. All such
transactions are forms of hiring spare money; and when you read in the city
articles in the papers that money is cheap or money is dear, it means that the
price you have to pay your banker for the hire of spare money is low or
high as the case may be.
Sometimes you will see a fuss made because the Bank of England has
raised or lowered the Bank Rate. This means that the Bank of England is
going to charge more or less, as the case may be, for discounting bills of
exchange, because spare money has become dearer or cheaper: that is to
say, because spare subsistence has become scarcer or more plentiful. If you
are overdrawn at your bank, the announcement that the Bank Rate is raised
may bring you a letter from the manager to say that you must not overdraw
any more, and that he will be obliged to you if you will pay off your
overdraft as soon as possible. What he means is that as spare subsistence
has become scarce and dear he cannot go on supplying you with it, and
would like you to replace what he has already supplied. This may be very
inconvenient to you, and may prevent you from extending your business.
That is why there is great consternation and lamentation among business
people when the Bank Rate goes up, and jubilation when it goes down. For
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go up, they go up everywhere; so that the Bank Rate is an index to the cost
of hiring spare money generally.
And now comes the question, where on earth do the banks get all the spare
money they deal in? To the Intelligent Woman who is not engaged in
business, or who, if she has a bank account, never overdraws it or brings a
bill to be discounted, a bank seems only a place where they very kindly pay
her cheques and keep her money safe for her for nothing, as if she were
paying them a compliment by allowing them to do it. They will even hire
money from her when she has more than enough to go on with, provided
she will agree not to draw it out without giving them some days’ notice
(they call this placing it on deposit). She must ask herself sometimes how
they can possibly afford to keep up a big handsomely fitted building and a
staff of respectably dressed clerks with a most polite and sympathetic
manager to do a lot of her private business for her and charge her nothing
for it.
The explanation is that people hardly ever draw as much money from the
bank as they put in; and even when they do, it remains in the bank for some
time. Suppose you lodge a hundred pounds in the bank on Monday to keep
it safe because you will have to draw a cheque for it on Saturday! That
cheque will not be presented for payment until the following Monday.
Consequently the bank has your hundred pounds in its hands for a week,
and can therefore hire it out for a week for a couple of shillings.
But very few bank transactions are as unprofitable as this. Most people keep
their bank accounts open all the year round; and instead of paying in every
week exactly what they want to spend and drawing it out again by their
cheques as they spend it, they keep a round sum always at their call so as to
be ready when they may happen to want it. The poorest woman who ever
dreams of keeping a bank account at all is not often driven to draw the last
half crown out: when her balance falls as low as that, she knows it is time to
put in another pound or two. Indeed it is not every bank that will do
business on so small a scale as this: the Governor of the Bank of England
would turn blue and order the porters to remove you if you offered him an
account of that sort. Bank customers are people some of whom keep £20
continually at call, some £100, some £1000, and some many thousands,
according to the extent of their business or the rate at which they are living.
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take out, there always remains in the bank a balance that they never draw
out; and when all these balances are added up they come to a huge amount
of spare money in the hands of the bank. It is by hiring out this money that
the banks make their enormous profits. They can well afford to be polite to
you.
And now the Intelligent Woman who keeps a bank account, and most
conscientiously never lets her balance fall below a certain figure, may ask
in some alarm whether her bank, instead of keeping her balance always in
the bank ready for her to draw out if she should need it, actually lends it to
other people. The reply is, Yes: that is not only what the bank does, but
what it was founded to do. But, the Intelligent Woman will exclaim, that
means that if I were to draw a cheque for my balance there would be no
money in the bank to pay it with. And certainly that would happen if all the
other customers of the bank drew cheques for their balances on the same
day. But they never do. “Still”, you urge, “they might.” Never mind: the
bank does not trouble about what might happen. It is concerned only with
what does happen; and what does happen is that if out of every pound
lodged with them the bankers keep about three shillings in the till to pay
their customers’ cheques it will be quite sufficient.
Only, please remember that the woman who has a bank account should
never frighten the others by letting them know this. They would all rush to
the bank and draw out their balances; and when the bankers had paid to the
first comers all the three shillingses they had kept, they would stop payment
and put up the shutters. This sometimes actually happens when a report is
spread that some particular bank is not to be trusted. Something or
somebody starts a panic; there is “a run on the bank”; the bank is broken;
and its customers are very angry with the directors, clamoring to have them
prosecuted and sent to prison, which is unreasonable; for they ought to have
known that banks, with all the services they give for nothing, can exist only
on condition that their customers do not draw out their balances all on the
same day.
Perhaps, by the way, you know some woman who not only always draws
her full balance, but overdraws it; so that she is always in debt to the bank.
Her case is very simple. The bank lends her the other customers’ money to
go on with, and charges her for the hire of it. That sort of business pays
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And now that you know what banking is from the inside, and how the
bankers get all the spare money they let on hire, may I remind you again, if
I am not too tiresome, that this spare money is really spare subsistence,
mainly perishable stuff that must be used at once. One of the greatest public
dangers of our day is that the bankers do not know this, because they never
handle or store the stuff themselves; and the right to take it away and use it
which they sell on the hire system is disguised under the name of Credit.
Consequently they come to think that credit is something that can be eaten
and drunk and worn and made into houses and railways and factories and so
on, whereas real credit is only the lender’s opinion that the borrower will be
able to pay him.
Now you cannot feed workmen or build houses or butter parsnips with
opinions. When you hear of a woman living on credit or building a house
on credit or having a car on credit you may rest assured that she is not doing
anything of the kind: she is living on real victuals; having her house built of
bricks and mortar by men who are eating substantial meals; and driving
about in a steel car full of highly explosive petrol. If she has not made them
nor paid for them somebody else has; and all that her having them on credit
means is that the bank manager believes that at some future time she will
replace them with equally substantial equivalent goods of the same value
after paying the bank for waiting meanwhile. But when she goes to the bank
manager she does not ask for food and bricks and cars: she says she wants
credit. And when the bank manager allows her to draw the money that is
really an order for so much food and so many bricks and a car, he says
nothing about these things. He says, and thinks, that he is giving her credit.
And so at last all the bankers and the practical business men come to
believe that credit is something eatable, drinkable, and substantial, and that
bank managers can increase or diminish the harvest by becoming more
credulous or more sceptical as to whether the people to whom they lend
money will pay them or not (issuing or restricting credit, as they call it).
The city articles in the papers, the addresses of bank chairmen at the annual
shareholders’ meetings, the financial debates in Parliament, are full of
nonsensical phrases about issuing credit, destroying credit, restricting
credit, as if somebody were shovelling credit about with a spade. Clever
men put forward wonderful schemes based on the calculation that when a
banker lends five thousand pounds worth of spare subsistence he also gives
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to the five thousand spare subsistence making ten thousand altogether!
Instead of being immediately rushed into the nearest lunatic asylum, these
clever ones find disciples both in Parliament and in the city. They propose
to extend our industries (that is, build ships and factories and railway
engines and the like) with credit. They believe that you can double the
quantity of goods in the country by changing the cipher 2 into the cipher 4.
Whenever a scarcity of spare subsistence forces the Bank of England to
raise the Bank Rate they accuse the directors of playing them a dirty trick
and preventing them from extending their business, as if the Governor and
Company of the Bank of England could keep the rate down any more than
the barometer can keep the mercury down in fair weather. They think they
know, because they are “practical business men”. But for national purposes
they are maniacs with dangerous delusions; and the Governments who take
their advice soon find themselves on the rocks.
What is it, then, that really fixes the price you have to pay if you hire ready
money from your bank, or that you receive for lending it to the bank (on
deposit), or to trading companies by buying shares, or to the Government or
the Municipalities? In other words, what fixes the so-called price of money,
meaning the cost of hiring it? And what fixes the price of incomes when
their owners sell them for ready money in the Stock Exchange?
Well, it depends on the proportion between the quantity of spare subsistence
(“saved” money) there may be in the market to be hired, and how much the
people who want to use it up are able and willing to pay for the hire of it.
On the one hand you have the property owners who are living on less than
their incomes and therefore want to dispose of their spare stuff before it
goes rotten. On the other are the business men who want what the property
owners have not consumed to feed the proletarians whose labor they need
to start new businesses or extend old ones. Beside these, you have the
spendthrift property owners who have lived beyond their incomes, and must
therefore sell the incomes (or part of them) for ready money to pay their
debts. Between them all, you get a Supply and Demand according to which
spare money and incomes are cheap or dear. The price runs up when the
supply runs short or the demand becomes more pressing. It runs down when
the supply increases or the demand slackens.
By the way, now that we are picking up the terms Supply and Demand,
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alone: it means only the want that the wanter can afford to satisfy. The
demand of a hungry child for food is very strong and very loud; but it does
not count in business unless the mother has money to buy food for the child.
But with this rather inhuman qualification supply and demand (called
“effective demand”) settle the price of everything that has a price.
Banks are safe when they lend their money (or rather yours) judiciously. If
they make bad investments, or trust the wrong people, or speculate, they
may ruin themselves and their customers. This happened occasionally when
there were many banks. But now that the big ones have swallowed up the
little ones they are so few and so big that they could not afford to let one
another break, nor indeed could the Government. So you are fairly safe in
keeping your money at a big bank, and need have no scruple about availing
yourself of its readiness to oblige you in many ways, including acting as
your stockbroker, borrowing from you at interest (on deposit account), and
lending you, though at a considerably higher rate, any ready money for the
repayment of which you can offer reasonably satisfactory security.
As we now see why the hiring terms for money vary from time to time,
sometimes from hour to hour, let us amuse ourselves by working out what
would happen at the banks if the Government, misled by the practical
business men, or by the millennial amateurs, were to attempt to raise say
£30,000 millions by a tax on capital, and another £30,000 millions by a tax
on credit.
The announcement of the tax on credit would make an end of that part of
the business at once by destroying all credit. The financial magnate who the
day before could raise a million at six or seven per cent by raising his finger
would not be able to borrow five shillings from his butler unless the butler
let him have it for the sake of old times without the least hope of ever
seeing it again.
To pay the tax the capitalists would have to draw out every farthing they
had in the bank, and instruct their stockbrokers to sell out all their shares
and debentures and Government and municipal stock. There would be such
a prodigious demand for ready money that the Governor and Company of
the Bank of England would meet at eleven o’clock and resolve, after some
hesitation, to raise the Bank Rate boldly to ten per cent. After lunch they
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they could send out this staggering announcement they would learn that
they might save themselves the trouble, as all the banks, after paying out
three shillings in the pound, had stopped payment and stuck up a notice on
their closed doors that they hoped to be able to pay their customers the rest
when they had realized their investments: that is, called in their loans and
sold their stocks and shares. But the stockbrokers would report only one
price for all stocks, that price being no pounds, no shillings, and no pence,
not even farthings. For that is the price in a market where there are all
sellers and no buyers.
When the tax collector called for his money, the taxpayer would have to say
“I can get no money for you; so instead of paying the tax on my capital,
here is the capital itself for you. Here is a bundle of share certificates which
you can sell to the waste paper dealer for a halfpenny. Here is a bundle of
bonds payable to bearer which you can try your luck with, and a sheet of
coupons which in a few years’ time will be as valuable as rare and obsolete
postage stamps. Here is a transfer which will authorize the Bank of England
to run its pen through my name in the War Loan register and substitute your
own. And much good may they all do you! I must shew you out myself, as
my servants are in the streets starving because I have no money to pay their
wages: in fact, I should not have had anything to eat myself today if I had
not pawned my evening clothes; and precious little the pawnbroker would
give me on them, as he is short of money and piled up to the ceiling with
evening suits. Good morning.”
You may ask what, after all, would that matter? As nine out of every ten
people have no capital and no credit in the financial sense (that is to say,
though a shopkeeper might trust them until the end of the week, no banker
would dream of lending them a sixpence), they could look on and laugh,
crying “Let the rich take their turn at being penniless, as we so often are”.
But what about the great numbers of poor who live on the rich, the servants,
the employers and employed in the luxury trades, the fashionable doctors
and solicitors? Even in the productive trades what would happen with the
banks all shut up and bankrupt, the money for wages all taken by the
Government, no cheque payable and no bill of exchange discountable?
Unless the Government were ready instantly to take over and manage every
business in the country: that is, to establish complete nationalization of
industry in a thunderclap without ever having foreseen or intended such a

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thing, ruin and starvation would be followed by riot and looting: riot and
looting would only make bad worse; and finally the survivors, if there were
any, would be only too glad to fall on their knees before any Napoleon or
Mussolini who would organize the violence of the mob and re-establish the
old state of things, or as much of it as could be rescued from the chaos, by
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55
MONEY

Y
OU now know more than most people about the money market. But
it is not enough to know what settles the value of stocks and shares
in spare money from day to day. All money is not spare money. Few
of us spend as much on shares as on food and clothes and lodging. Most of
us, having no spare money, would as soon dream of buying shooting lodges
in Scotland as of investing or speculating on the Stock Exchange; yet we
use money. Suppose there were no spare money on earth, what would fix
the value of money? What is money?
Take a gold coin for instance. You are probably old enough to remember
such things before the war swept them away and substituted bits of paper
called Treasury notes; and you may be young enough to live until they
come back again. What is a gold coin? It is a tool for buying things in
exactly the same sense as a silver spoon is a tool for eating an egg. Buying
and selling would be impossible without such tools. Suppose they did not
exist, and you wanted to go somewhere in a bus! Suppose the only movable
property you had was twenty ducks and a donkey! When the bus conductor
came round for the fare you would offer him the donkey and ask for the
change in potatoes, or offer him a duck and ask for the change in eggs. This
would be so troublesome, and the bargaining so prolonged, that next time
you would find it cheaper to ride the donkey instead of taking the bus:
indeed there would be no buses because there would be nobody willing to
take them, unless buses were communized and fares abolished.
Now it is troublesome to take a donkey about, even when it takes you, but
quite easy to carry as much gold as a donkey is worth. Accordingly, the
Government cuts up gold into conveniently shaped bits weighing a little
over 123 grains of standard gold (22 carat) apiece, to be used for buying
and selling. For transactions that are too small to be settled by a metal so
costly as gold it provides bronze and silver coins, and makes a law that so
many of these coins shall pass as worth one of the gold coins. Then buying
and selling become quite easy. Instead of offering your donkey to the bus

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conductor you exchange it for its worth in coins; and with these in your
pocket you can pay your bus fare in two seconds without having any words
about it.
Thus you see that money is not only a necessary tool for buying and selling,
but also a measure of value; for when it is introduced we stop saying that a
donkey is worth so many ducks or half a horse, and say instead that it is
worth so many pounds or shillings. This enables accounts to be kept, and
makes commerce possible.
All this is as easy as A B C. What is not so easy is the question why the
donkey should be worth, say, three-quarters of a sovereign (fifteen bob, it
would be called at this price), or, to put it the other way, why fifteen bob
should be worth a donkey. All you can say is that a buyer at this price is a
person with fifteen shillings who wants a donkey more than she wants the
fifteen shillings, and a seller at this price a person with a donkey who would
rather have fifteen shillings than keep the donkey. The buyer, though she
wants a donkey, does not want it badly enough to give more than fifteen
shillings for it; and the seller, though she wants money, will not let the
donkey go for less than fifteen; and so they exchange. Their respective
needs just balance at that figure.
Now a donkey represents just a donkey and nothing else; but fifteen
shillings represents fifteen shillingsworth of anything you like, from food
and drink to a cheap umbrella. Any fund of money represents subsistence;
but do not forget that though you can eat and drink and wear subsistence,
you cannot eat or drink or wear Treasury notes and metal coins. Granted
that if you have two shillings the dairyman will give you a pound of butter
for it; still, a pound of butter is no more a round piece of metal than a cat is
a flat iron; and if there were no butter you would have to eat dry bread, even
if you had millions and millions of shillings.
Besides, butter is not always two shillings: it is sometimes two and
twopence or even two and sixpence. There are people now living who have
bought good fresh butter for fourpence a pound, and complained of its
being dear at that. It is easy to say that butter is cheap when it is plentiful,
and dear when it is scarce; but this is only one side of the bargain. If ten
pounds of butter cost a sovereign on Monday and a sovereign and a quarter
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Well, it may be one or the other or both combined. If the Government were
to strike off enough new sovereigns at the Mint to double the number in
circulation we should have to pay two sovereigns for ten pounds of butter,
not because butter would be scarcer but because gold would be more
plentiful. But there is no danger of this happening, because gold is so scarce
and hard to get that if the Government turned more of it into sovereigns
than were needed to conduct our buying and selling, the superfluous ones
would be melted down, and the gold used for other purposes, in spite of the
law against it; and this would go on until sovereigns were so scarce that you
could get more for gold in the form of sovereigns than in the form of watch
chains or bracelets. For this reason people feel safe with gold money: the
gold in the sovereign keeps its value for other purposes than buying and
selling; and if the worst came to the worst, and the British Empire were
annexed by the planet Mars, and only Martian money were current, the
sovereigns would still be taken in exchange for as much butter or anything
else as before, not as money, but as so much gold; so that the British
sovereign would buy as much as a Martian gold sovereign of equal weight.
Suppose, however, you had a dishonest Government! Suppose the country
and its Mint were ruled by a king who was a thief. Suppose he owed large
sums of money, and wished to cheat his creditors. He could do it by paying
in sovereigns which were made of lead, with just gold enough in them to
make them look genuine. Henry the Eighth did it less crudely by giving
short weight in silver coins; and he was not the only ruler who played the
same trick when pressed for money. When such frauds are discovered prices
go up and wages follow them. The only gainers were those who, like the
king, had borrowed heavy money and were paying it in light; and what they
gained the creditors lost. But it was a low trick, damaging English as well
as royal credit, as all English debtors were inextricably and involuntarily
engaged in the swindle as deeply as the king.
The moral is that a dishonest ruler is one of the greatest dangers a nation
has to dread. People who do not understand these things make a great fuss
because Henry married six wives and had very bad luck with most of them,
and because he allowed the nobles to plunder the Church. But we are far
more concerned today with his debasement of the coinage; for that is a
danger that is hanging over our own heads. Henry’s trick is now played not
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by the Soviets of proletarian States, with the result that innocent women,
provided comfortably for by years of self-denial on the part of their parents
in paying insurance premiums, find themselves starving; pensions earned
by lifetimes of honorable and arduous service lose their value, leaving the
pensioners to survive their privations as castaways survive in a boat at sea;
and enormous fortunes are made without the least merit by A, B, and C,
whilst X, Y, and Z, without the least fault, go bankrupt. The matter is so
serious and so menacing that you must summon all your patience while I
explain it more particularly.
At present (1927) we do not use sovereigns. We use bits of paper, mostly
dirty and smelly, with the words One Pound printed in large letters on them,
and a picture of the Houses of Parliament on the back. There is also a
printed notice that the bit of paper is a currency note, and that by Act of
Parliament IV and V Geo. V, ch. XIV, if you owe anyone a pound you can
pay him by handing him the bit of paper, which he must accept as a full
discharge of your debt to him whether he likes or not.
Now there is no use pretending that this bit of paper which you can pass as
a pound is worth anything at all as paper. It is too small and too crowded
with print and pictures to be usable for any of the uses to which paper can
be put, except that of a short title deed to a poundsworth of goods. Yet there
is no law to prevent the Government, which owes 7700 million pounds to
its creditors, from printing off 7700 millions of these one pound Treasury
notes, and paying off all its home creditors with them, even though a
thousand of them would not buy a cigarette.
You may say that this is too monstrous to be possible. But it has been done,
and that quite recently, as I know to my cost. The German Government did
it after the war when the conquerors, with insane spite, persisted in
demanding sums of money that the Germans had not got. The Austrian
Government did it. The Russian Government did it. I was owed by these
countries sums sufficient to support me for the rest of my days; and they
paid me in paper money, four thousand million pounds of which was worth
exactly twopence halfpenny in English money. The British Government
thought it was making Germany pay for the war; but it was really making
me and all the other creditors of Germany pay for it. Now as I was a
foreigner and an alien enemy, the Germans probably do not feel very sorry
for me. But the same occurred to the Germans who were owed German

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money, whether by foreigners or by other Germans. Merchants who had
obtained goods for bills payable in six months paid those bills with paper
Marks and thus got the goods for nothing. Mortgages on land and houses,
and debentures and loan stocks of every redeemable sort, were cleared off
in the same way. And one very unexpected result of this was that German
employers, relieved of the burden of mortgages and loans such as the
English employers were bearing, were able to undersell the English even in
the English market. All sorts of extraordinary things happened. Nobody
saved money, because its value fell from hour to hour: people went into a
restaurant for a five million lunch, and when they came to pay found that
the price had gone up to seven millions whilst they were eating. The
moment a woman got a scrap of money she rushed to the shops to buy
something with it; for the thing she bought would keep its usefulness, but
the money that bought it, if she kept it until tomorrow, might not purchase
half so much, or a tenth so much, or indeed anything at all. It was better to
pay ten million marks for a frying-pan, even if you had two frying-pans
already, than to buy nothing; for the frying-pan would remain a frying-pan
and fry things (if you had anything to fry) whatever happened; but the ten
million marks might not pay a tram fare by five o’clock the same evening.
A still better plan in Germany then was to buy shares if you could get them;
for factories and railways will keep as well as frying-pans. Thus, though
people were in a frantic hurry to spend their money, they were also in a
frantic hurry to invest it: that is, use it as capital; so that there was not only
a delusive appearance of an increase in the national capital produced by the
simple expedient of calling a spare loaf of bread fifty thousand pounds, but
a real increase in the proportion of their subsistence which people were
willing to invest instead of spending. But however the money was spent, the
object of everyone was to get rid of it instantly by exchanging it for
something that would not change in value. They soon began to use foreign
money (American dollars mostly); and this expedient, eked out with every
possible device for doing without money altogether by bartering, tided them
over until the Government was forced to introduce a new gold currency and
leave the old notes to be thrown into the waste paper basket or kept to be
sold fifty years hence as curiosities, like the famous assignats of the French
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This process of debasement of the currency by a Government in order that it
may cheat its creditors is called by the polite name, which few understand,
of Inflation; and the reversal of the process by going back to a currency of
precious metal is called Deflation. The worst of it is that the remedy is as
painful as the disease, because if Inflation, by raising prices, enables the
debtor to cheat the creditor, Deflation, by lowering them, enables the
creditor to cheat the debtor. Therefore the most sacred economic duty of a
Government is to keep the value of money steady; and it is because
Governments can play tricks with the value of money that it is of such vital
importance that they should consist of men who are honest, and who
understand money thoroughly.
At present there is not a Government in the world that answers fully to this
description. Between our own Government, which took advantage of the
war to substitute Treasury notes for our gold currency, and the German and
Russian Governments, which issued so many notes that a vanload of them
would hardly buy a postage stamp, the difference is only one of degree. And
this degree was not in the relative honesty of Englishmen, Russians, and
Germans, but in the pressure of circumstances on them, and consequently of
temptation. Had we been defeated and forced to pay impossible sums to our
conquerors, or momentarily wrecked as Russia was by the collapse of the
Tsardom, we should not have been any honester; for though the doubling of
prices that occurred here seems to have been caused by scarcity of goods
and labor rather than by an excessive issue of paper money, we still treat
with great respect as high financial authorities gentlemen who recommend
Inflation as a means of providing industry with additional capital. Whether
these gentlemen really believe that we could double our wealth by simply
printing twice as many Treasury notes, or whether they owe so much money
that they would be greatly relieved if only they could be let pay it in paper
pounds worth only ten shillings, is not always easy to guess. But if you
catch your Parliamentary representative advocating Inflation, and ask him,
at the risk of being told that you are no lady, whether he is a fool or a rogue,
you will give him a salutary shock, and force him to think for a moment
instead of merely grabbing at the illusion of enriching the nation by calling
a penny twopence.
And now, if you agree with me that it is the duty of a Government to keep
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both up against the question, “What level?” Well, you may take it as a rule
of thumb that the answer always is the existing level, unless it has been
tampered with and has wobbled badly, in which case the easiest answer is
“Whatever level it had before it began to wobble”. But if you want a real
explanation and not a mere rule of thumb, you must think of coins and notes
as useful articles which you carry about because without them you cannot
take a bus or a taxi or a train, or buy a bun. There must be enough of them
to supply you and all the other people who have purchases to make. In
short, coins and notes are like needles or shovels; and their value is settled
in the same way. If the manufacturers make ten times as many needles as
anyone wants, then their needles will fetch nothing as needles, because no
woman will pay anything for the one needle she wants if there are nine
lying about to be had for nothing. So all that can be done is to take the nine
worthless needles and use the steel in them to make something else (say
steel pens), after which there will be no longer any useless needles, and the
remaining useful ones will be worth at least what it cost to make them,
because sempstresses will want them badly enough to be willing to pay that
price. An intelligent community will try to regulate the supply of needles so
as to keep their value at that level as nearly as possible. A Capitalist
community, on the contrary, will regulate it so as to make needles yield the
utmost profit to the capitalist. But anyhow the value will depend on the
quantity available.
Now just as a needle is for sewing, and is of no legitimate use for anything
else, so coins and notes are for enabling people to buy and sell, and no use
for anything else. And one coin will do for many sales as it passes from
hand to hand, just as one needle will do to hem many handkerchiefs. This
makes it very difficult to find out how many needles and coins are wanted.
You cannot say “There are so many handkerchiefs in the country which
must be hemmed; so we will make a needle for every one of them”, or
“There are so many loaves of bread to be sold every morning; so we will
make coins or issue notes for the price of every one of them”. No person or
Government on earth can say beforehand how many needles or coins will
be enough. You can count the mouths you have to feed, and say how many
loaves will be required to fill them, because a slice of bread can be eaten
only once, and is destroyed by being eaten; but a needle or a sovereign or a
Treasury note can be used over and over again. One pound may be lying in
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changing hands fifty times a day and effecting a sale every time. How then
is a Government to settle how many coins and notes it shall issue? And how
is a needle manufacturer to decide how many needles he shall make?
There is only one way of doing it. The needle makers just keep on making
needles at a fancy price until they find they cannot sell them all without
charging less for them; and then they go on charging less and less, but
selling more and more (because of the cheapness), until the price is so low
that they would make less profit if it went any lower, after which they make
no more needles than are necessary to keep the supply, and consequently
the price, just at that point. The Government has to do the same with gold
coins. At first, because gold is more useful for coins than for anything else,
an ounce of gold coined into sovereigns will be worth more than an ounce
of uncoined gold (called bar or bullion). But if the Government issues more
sovereigns than are needed for our buying and selling there will be more
sovereigns than are wanted; and their value per ounce of gold will fall
below that of gold bullion. This will be shewn by all prices going up,
including that of gold in bars and ingots. The result will be that gold
merchants will find it profitable to melt down sovereigns into bars of gold
to be made into watches and bracelets and other things than coins. But this
melting down reduces the number of sovereigns, which immediately begin
to rise in value as they become scarcer until gold in the form of sovereigns
is worth as much as gold in any other form. In this way, as long as money
consists of gold, and melting down cannot be prevented as soon as it
becomes profitable, the value of the coinage fixes and maintains itself
automatically. It is against the British law to melt down a British sovereign
in the British Empire; but as this silly law cannot restrain, say, a Dutch
goldsmith in Amsterdam from melting down as many British sovereigns as
he pleases, it does not count.
Though this settles the value of gold money, and all prices can be fixed in
terms of gold, a penny being the two hundred and fortieth part of a
sovereign, half a crown the eighth part of a sovereign, and so on, yet you
cannot have gold pennies or even sixpences: they would be too small to
handle. Also, if you want to make or receive a payment of five thousand
pounds, you would find five thousand sovereigns more than you would care
to carry. We get out of the penny and sixpenny difficulty by using coins of
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provided not more than twelve are offered at a time, as worth the two
hundred and fortieth part of a sovereign, and that silver coins shall pass up
to £2. We get over the five thousand pound difficulty by allowing the Bank
of England to issue promissory notes, payable at sight in gold at the Bank,
for sums of five pounds, ten pounds, a hundred pounds, and so on. People
hand these notes from one to another in buying and selling, knowing them
to be “as good as gold”. Certain Scottish and Irish banks have the same
privilege on condition that they hold sufficient gold in their cellars to
redeem the notes when presented, and, of course, that they do not pay their
debts in their own notes.
In this way we all get used to paper money as well as to bronze and silver
coins: that is, we get used to pretending that a scrap of paper with a water
mark is worth 615 grains of gold or thereabouts; that a bit of metal that is
only half silver is worth a much larger piece of pure silver; that 240 bits of
bronze are worth a sovereign, and so on. We find these cheap substitutes do
just as well as gold coins; and we naturally begin to ask what is the use of
having any gold money at all, seeing that we get on quite well without it.
Paper is just as effective as an instrument of exchange, and much less heavy
to handle. We measure prices in quantities of gold; but imaginary gold does
for that as well as real gold, just as you can measure fluids by pints and
quarts without having a drop of beer in the house. If only the honesty of
Governments could be depended on, the use of gold for money would be a
pure luxury, like using gold safety pins and diamond shirt studs instead of
common ones, which fasten quite as well.
But that is a very large If. When there is a genuine gold currency, the
purchasing power of the coins does not depend on the honesty of the
Government: they are valuable as precious metal, and can be turned to other
purposes if the Government issues more of them than are needed for buying
and selling. But the Government can go on printing and issuing paper
money until it is worthless. Where should it stop when the check of gold is
removed? As we have seen, it should stop the moment there is any sign of a
general rise of prices, because the only thing that can cause a general rise of
prices is a fall in the value of money. This or that article may become
cheaper by the discovery of new ways of making it, or dearer by a failure in
the crops, or worthless by a change of fashion; but all the articles do not
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rise or fall simultaneously, then it is not the articles that are changing in
value but the money. In a paper money country the Government should
watch carefully for such movements; and when prices all rise together they
should withdraw notes from circulation until prices all fall again. When all
prices fall simultaneously the Government should issue fresh notes until
they rise again. What is needed is just enough money to do all the ready
money selling and buying in the country. When less is issued money gets a
scarcity value; so that when you go into a grocer’s shop he will give you
more for your money (falling prices); and when more is issued there is a
glut of it and the grocer will give less for it (rising prices). The business of
an honest and understanding Government is to keep it steady by adjusting
the supply to the demand. When Governments are either dishonest or
ignorant, or both, there is no safety save in a currency of precious metal.
Remember, by the way, that modern banking makes it possible to do an
enormous quantity of business without coinage or notes or money of any
sort. Suppose Mrs John Doe and Mrs Richard Roe are both in business.
Suppose Mrs Doe sells Mrs Roe five hundred pounds’ worth of goods, and
at the same time buys goods from her to the value of five hundred pounds
and one penny. They do business to the amount of a thousand pounds and
one penny; yet all the money they need to settle their accounts is the odd
penny. If they keep their accounts at the same bank even the penny is not
necessary. The banker transfers a penny from Mrs Doe’s account to Mrs
Roe’s; and the thing is done. When you have to pay a business debt you do
not give your creditor the money: you give him an order on your banker for
it (a cheque); and he does not go to your bank and cash the cheque: he gives
it to his own banker to collect. Thus every bank finds every day that it has
to pay a heap of money to other banks which hold cheques on it for
collection, and at the same time to receive a heap of money for the cheques
it has received for collection from the other banks. These cheques taken
together may amount to hundreds of thousands of pounds, yet the difference
between the ones to be paid and the ones to be collected may be only a few
pounds or less. So the banks began by setting up a Clearing House, as they
call it, to add up all the cheques and find out what each bank ought to pay
or receive on balance. This saved a great deal of money handling, as the
transfer of a single pound from one bank to another would settle
transactions involving huge sums. But it presently occurred to the banks
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bank. So the banks themselves opened accounts at the Bank of England;
and now their accounts with oneanother are settled by a couple of entries in
the Bank of England’s books; and trade to the amount of millions and
millions is done by pure figures without the use of coinage or notes. If we
were all well enough off to have banking accounts money might disappear
altogether, except for small transactions between strangers whose names
and addresses were unknown to oneanother: for instance, you give an order
and pay by a cheque in a shop because you can count on finding the
shopkeeper in the same place if there is anything wrong with the goods; and
he can count on finding you similarly if there is anything wrong with your
cheque; but if you take a taxi on the way home, you can hardly expect the
driver to open an account for you; so you settle with him by handing him
his fare in coin.
This need for pocket money (change) is greatly reduced by Communism. In
the days of turnpike roads and toll bridges every traveller had to keep a
supply of money to pay tolls at every turnpike gate and bridge head. Now
that the roads and bridges are communized he can travel by road from
London to Aberdeen in his car without having to put his hand in his pocket
once to pay for the roads, because he has already paid when taking out the
communal license for his car. If he pays his hotel bills by cheque he needs
no money for his journey except for tips; and when these fall into disuse, as
the old custom of making presents to judges has done, it is easy to conceive
motoring trips, in the Communist future, being carried out in the greatest
luxury by highly prosperous but literally penniless persons.
In this way actual money is coming to be replaced more and more by
money of account: that is, we still count our earnings and our debts in terms
of money, and value our position in the same way, earning hundreds of
pounds, paying hundreds of pounds, owning hundreds of poundsworth of
furniture and clothes and motor cars, and yet never having more than a few
pounds and a handful of silver in our pockets from one end of our lives to
the other. The cost of providing coins and notes for the nation to buy and
sell with is dwindling continuously to a smaller and smaller percentage of
the value of the goods bought and sold.
It may amuse you to realize that when coinage disappears altogether it does
not matter whether we call our debts sovereigns and pennies and shillings
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millions for tram fares and postage stamps, no harm was done by the
apparent magnitude of the price: poor men could still ride in trams and send
letters. If only those prices could have been depended on to stay put, so that
the poor man (or the rich one for that matter) could have felt sure that his
million mark note would buy as much tomorrow as today, and as much next
year as this year, it would not have inconvenienced him in the least that the
million mark note used to be a bronze coin. Germany has now stabilized her
currency at the old rate of twenty marks to the English pound. Austria
stabilized hers at first at the startling rate of 300,000 tenpences to the
English pound but had to alter this to 34½ sevenpenny schillings later on.
Except for the look of the thing the change made no great difference to the
marketing housekeeper. When prices are in millions she soon gets into the
habit of dropping the six noughts in conversation across the counter. Such
prices seem silly to us because we are not accustomed to millionaire
scavengers and beef at billions a pound. We are accustomed to pounds
worth 160 ounces of butter; but pounds worth half a grain of butter or ten
tons of butter will do as long as they are stabilized at that, and as long as the
money is either money of account, existing only as ink marks in ledgers, or
paper notes of no intrinsic value. If a tram ticket costs a million pounds it
can be paid more cheaply than by a penny, provided the million pounds be
only a scrap of paper costing less than a disk of bronze.
To sum up, the most important thing about money is to maintain its
stability, so that a pound will buy as much a year hence or ten years hence
or fifty years hence as today, and no more. With paper money this stability
has to be maintained by the Government. With a gold currency it tends to
maintain itself even when the natural supply of gold is increased by
discoveries of new deposits, because of the curious fact that the demand for
gold in the world is practically infinite. You have to choose (as a voter)
between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural stability of
the honesty and intelligence of the members of the Government. And, with
due respect for these gentlemen, I advise you, as long as the Capitalist
system lasts, to vote for gold.

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NATIONALIZATION OF BANKING

Y
OU now know enough about banking and the manufacture of money
to understand that they are necessities of civilization. They are in
some respects quite peculiar businesses. Banking heaps up huge
masses of capital in the banker’s hands for absolutely nothing but the
provision of a till to put it in, and clerks to keep an account of it. Coinage is
useless without a Government guarantee of the genuineness of the coins,
and a code of laws making it a serious crime for any private person to make
counterfeit coins, besides settling the limits within which coins that are
stamped with more than their value as metal (called token coinage) can be
used for paying debts.
As it is impossible for any private person or company to fulfil these coinage
conditions satisfactorily, the manufacture of money is a nationalized
business, unlike the manufacture of boots. You do not see a mint in every
street as you see a bootmaker’s. All the money is made in the Mint, which
is a Government factory of coins. If, in your disgust at the disagreeable
white metal shillings which have been substituted since the war for the old
silver ones, you were to set up a private mint of your own, you would be
sent to prison for coining, even though you could prove that your nice
shillings were worth more than the nasty ones of the Government.
Formerly, if you had a quantity of gold, you could take it to the Mint, and
have it made into sovereigns for you at a small charge for the King’s image
and guarantee called seignorage; but you were not allowed to make the
coins for yourself out of your own gold. Today the Mint will not do that for
you because it is easier for you to give your gold to your banker, who will
give you credit for its worth in money. Thus the whole business is as strictly
nationalized as that of the Post Office. Perhaps you do not know that you
can be prosecuted for carrying a letter for hire instead of giving it to the
Postmaster-General to carry. But you can, just as you can be prosecuted for
making a coin, or for melting one down. And nobody objects. The people
who, when it is proposed to nationalize the coal mines and the railways,
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perfectly satisfied with the nationalization of the Mint that they never even
notice that it is nationalized, poor dears!
However, private persons can issue a currency of their own, provided it is
not an imitation of the Government currency. You may write a cheque, or a
bill of exchange, and use it as paper money as often as you please; and no
policeman can lay a finger on you for it provided (a) that you have enough
Government money at your bank to meet the cheque when it is presented
for payment, and (b) that the piece of paper on which your cheque is
printed, or your bill of exchange drawn, bears no resemblance to a Treasury
note or a bank note. An enormous volume of business is done today by
these private currencies of cheques and bills of exchange. But they are not
money: they are only title deeds to money, just as money itself is only a title
deed to goods. If you owe money to your grocer he may refuse to take a
cheque in payment; but if you offer him Treasury notes or sovereigns, he
must take them whether he likes them or not. If you are trading with a
manufacturer, and offer him a bill of exchange pledging you to pay for his
goods in six months, he may refuse it and insist on Government money
down on the nail. But he may not refuse Government money. Your offer of
it is “legal tender”.
Besides, money, as we have seen, is a measure of value; and cheques and
bills are not. The cheques and bills would have no meaning and no use
unless they were expressed in terms of money. They are all for so many
pounds, shillings, and pence; and if there were no pounds, shillings, and
pence in the background, a cheque would have to run “Pay to Emma
Wilkins or Order two pairs of secondhand stockings, slightly laddered, my
share of the family Pekingese dog, and half an egg”. No banker would
undertake to pay cheques of that sort. Both cheques and banking depend on
the existence of nationalized money.
Banking is not yet nationalized; but it will be, because the public gain from
nationalization will lead people to vote for it when they understand it just as
they will vote for nationalization of the coal mines. Business people need
capital to start and extend their businesses just as they need coal to warm
themselves. As we have seen, when they want hundreds of thousands they
get them by paying enormous commissions to financiers, who are so
spoiled by huge profits that they will not deign to look at what they regard
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and those who want modest hundreds are often driven to borrow from
money lenders at high rates of interest because the bank manager does not
think it worth the bank’s while to let them overdraw. If you could shew
these traders a bank working not to make profits at the expense of its
customers but to distribute capital as cheaply as possible for the good of the
country to all the businesses, large or small, which needed it, they would
rush to it and snap their fingers at the profiteering financiers. A national or
municipal bank would be just that. It would bring down the price of capital
just as nationalization of the coal mines would bring down the price of coal,
by eliminating the profiteer; and all the profiteers except the money
profiteers (financiers and bankers) will be finally converted to it by this
prospect, because, though they aim at making as much profit as possible out
of you when you go shopping, they are determined that other people shall
make as little profit as possible out of them.
Nationalization of Banking therefore needs no Socialist advocacy to
recommend it to the middle class. It is just as likely to be finally achieved
by a Conservative Government as by a Labor one. The proof is that the first
municipal bank has been established in Birmingham, which returns twelve
members to Parliament of whom eleven are Conservatives, and strong ones
at that. Only one is Labor. The Birmingham municipal bank has been so
easily and brilliantly successful that unless it be deliberately sabotaged in
the interests of the financiers by a press campaign against it, which is
practically impossible in a city of manufacturers, it will lead to a
development of municipal banking all over the manufacturing districts.
Already there are several others.
Meanwhile the bankers and financiers continue to assure us that their
business is such a mysteriously difficult one that no Government or
municipal department could deal with it successfully. They are right about
the mystery, which is due to the fact that they only half understand their
own business, and their customers do not understand it at all. By this time I
hope you understand it much better than an average banker. But the
difficulty is all nonsense. Let us see again what a bank has to do.
By simply offering to keep people’s money safe for them, and to make
payments out of it for them to anyone they choose to name (by cheque), and
to keep a simple cash account of these payments for them, it gets into its
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call, but which it finds by experience it can hire out to the extent of about
sixteen shillings in the pound because each customer keeps a balance to his
credit all the time. There is no mystery or difficulty about this. It can be
done by government or municipal banks as easily as petty banking, with its
currency of postal notes and stamps, is done by our national post offices and
savings banks. The only part of it that is not automatically successful is the
hiring out of the money when it is paid in. A bank manager whose judgment
was bad would very soon get his bank into difficulties by hiring out the
spare money to traders who are in a bad way, either because their businesses
were being superseded by new businesses, or because they were too honest,
or not honest enough, or extravagant, or drunken, or lazy, or not good men
of business, or poetically unfitted to succeed. But a manager who was too
cautious to lend any money at all would be still more disastrous; for we
must continually remember that the things represented by the spare money
in the bank will not keep, and that if fifty billions’ worth of food were saved
out of the year’s harvest and lodged in a State bank (or any other bank) it
would be a dead loss and waste if it were not eaten pretty promptly by
workers building up facilities for producing future harvests. The bank
manager can choose the person to whom he lends the bank’s spare money;
but he cannot choose not to lend it at all; just as a baker, when he has sold
all the bread he can for ready money, must either give credit for the rest to
somebody or else throw the loaves into the dustbin.
Only, there is this difference between the baker and the banker. The baker
can refrain from baking more loaves than he can reasonably expect to sell;
but the banker may find himself heaped up with far more spare money than
he can find safe hirers for; and then he has not only to take chances himself,
but to tempt tradesmen by low rates of hire to take them (“the banks are
granting credit freely” the city articles in the papers will say), whereas at
other times his spare money will be so short that he will pick and choose
and charge high interest (“the bankers are restricting credit”); and this is
why it takes more knowledge and critical judgment to manage a bank than
to run a baker’s shop.
No wonder the bankers, who make enormous profits, and consequently
have the greatest dread of having these cut off by the nationalization of
banking, declare that no Government could possibly do this difficult work
of hiring out money, and that it must be left to them, as they alone

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understand it! Now, to begin with, they neither understand it nor do it
themselves. Their bad advice produced widespread ruin in Europe after the
war, simply because they did not understand the rudiments of their
business, and persisted in reasoning on the assumption that spent capital
still exists, and that credit is something solid that can be eaten and drunk
and worn and lived in. The people who do the really successful work of
hiring out the heaps of spare money in the bank for use in business are not
the bankers but the bank managers, who are only employees. Their position
as such is not more eligible either in money or social standing than that of
an upper division civil servant, and is in many respects much less eligible.
They would be only too glad to be civil servants instead of private
employees. As to the superior direction which deals with what may be
called the wholesale investment of the banked spare money as distinguished
from its retail hirings to ordinary tradesmen and men of business, the
pretence that this could not be done by the Treasury or any modern public
finance department is a tale for the marines. The Bank of England is as glad
to have a former Treasury official on its staff as the London Midland and
Scottish Railway to have a former civil servant for its Chairman.

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COMPENSATION FOR NATIONALIZATION

B
Y the way, when demonstrating the need for the nationalization of
banking to you I did not forget that you may be a bank shareholder,
and that your attention may have been distracted by your wonder as
to what will become of your shares when the banks are nationalized. I have
had to consider this question rather closely myself, because, as it happens,
my wife is a bank shareholder. We might have to cut down our household
expenses if everyone went to a national or municipal bank instead of to her
bank. In fact, when banking is nationalized, private banking will probably
be made a crime, like private coining or letter carrying. So we shall
certainly insist on the Government buying her shares when it nationalizes
banking.
The Government will buy them willingly enough, for the excellent reason
that it will get the money by taxing all capitalists’ incomes; so that if my
wife were the only capitalist in the country the transaction would be as
broad as it was long: the Government would take from her with one hand
what it gave her with the other. Fortunately for her there are plenty of other
capitalists to be taxed along with her; so that instead of having to provide
all the money to buy herself out, she will have to provide only a little bit of
it; and all the little bits that the other capitalists will have to provide will go
into her pocket. This transaction is called Compensation.
It is very important that you should grasp this quaint process which seems
so perfectly fair and ordinary. It explains how Governments compensate
without really compensating, and how such compensation costs the nation
nothing, being really a method of expropriation. Just consider. If the
Government purchases a piece of land or a railway or a bank or a coal mine,
and pays for it out of the taxes, it is evident that the Government gets it for
nothing: it is the taxpayers who pay. And if the tax is a tax like the income
tax, from which the bulk of the nation is wholly or partially exempt, or the
supertax and estate duties, which fall on the capitalist classes only, then the
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and present her property to the nation without any compensation whatever.
The so-called compensation is only an adjustment by which the loss is
shared by the whole capitalist class instead of being borne wholly by the
particular member of it whose piece of land or bank shares or other property
the Government happens to want. Even that member pays her share of the
tax without compensation.
Some ladies may find this clearer if an imaginary case is put before them in
figures. Suppose the Government wants a piece of land of the market value
of £1000! Suppose it raises that sum, not by taxing the nation, but by taxing
the incomes of a hundred rich landlords, including the owner of the piece of
land, making each of them contribute £10! The Government then takes the
piece of land, and solemnly hands £1000 to its former owner, telling him
that he has nothing to complain of, as he has been paid the full market value
of his land instead of having had it wrested from him violently in a
revolutionary manner, as the Bolshevists took the land from the Russian
landlords in 1917. Nothing can be more reasonable and constitutional and
customary; the most Conservative Government might do it; in fact (except
for the substitution of all the landlords for a hundred selected ones)
Conservative Governments have done it over and over again. None the less,
at the end of the transaction a piece of land has passed from private
property into national property; and a hundred landlords have had their
incomes reduced by ten shillings a year each (the interest on £10 at 5 per
cent). It is quite clear that if such a transaction is repeated often enough the
nation will have all the land, and the incomes of the landlords will be
reduced to nothing, although every acre has been bought from its owner at
full market price. The process can be applied to bank shares or any other
shares as easily as to acres.
Let me repeat that this is not something that may be done: it is something
that has been done and is being done. It has gone so far already that a huge
quantity of property formerly owned by private persons is now owned by
the Government and the municipalities: that is, by the nation; whilst
taxation has risen to such a point that the rich have to remind themselves
continually that their pounds are only thirteen-and-fourpences or less,
because the Government will take the other six and eightpence or more as
income tax and supertax, and that even out of the thirteen and fourpence the
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to five houses) will take a considerable dollop in rates for pure
Communism. At present they are selling their houses in all directions to
speculators and contractors who have made large fortunes out of inflation
and War; but these New Rich will in their turn be forced to buy oneanother
out just as the Old Rich, now called the New Poor, were.
In this way you get the constitutional rule for nationalization of private
property, which is, always to pay the full market price or more to the
proprietors for every scrap of property nationalized. Pay for it by taxing
incomes derived from property (there is, of course, no compensation for
taxation). Your own rule as a voter should be never to vote for a candidate
who advocates expropriation without compensation, whether he calls
himself a Socialist or Communist, in which case he does not understand his
own political business, or a Liberal. The Liberal impulse is almost always to
give a dog a bad name and hang him: that is, to denounce the menaced
proprietors as enemies of mankind, and ruin them in a transport of virtuous
indignation. But Liberals are not, as such, hostile to capitalists, nor indeed
to anybody but publicans and imaginary feudal landlords. Conservatives are
practically always for compensation to property owners; and they are right;
but they do not see through the trick of it as you now do.
Anyhow, always vote against the no-compensation candidate unless you are
opposed to nationalization, and are subtle enough to see that the surest way
to defeat it is to advocate its being carried out vindictively without a
farthing of compensation.
There is, however, an alternative to compensated nationalization of private
industries. Why should not the Government set up for itself in the industry
it desires to nationalize, and extinguish its private competitors just as the
big multiple shops extinguish the small shops, by underselling them, and by
all the other methods of competitive trade? The Birmingham municipality
has begun the nationalization of banking without troubling itself about the
private banks: it has simply opened its bank in the street and gone ahead.
The parcel post was established without any compensation to private
carriers; and the Cash on Delivery development of it was effected without
any consideration for the middlemen whom it superseded. Private
employers have always proceeded in this manner on competitive principles;
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The reason is that the competitive method is an extremely wasteful one.
When two bakeries are set up in a district that could be quite well served by
one, or two milk carts ply in the same street, each trying to snatch the
other’s custom, it means that the difference between the cost of running two
and one is sheer waste. When a woman wears out her hat, or rather when
the hatmakers change the fashion so as to compel her to buy a new hat
before the one she is wearing is half worn out, and fifty shops make new
hats on the chance of selling that one to her, there is overproduction, with
its sequel of unemployment.
Now apply this to, for example, the nationalization of railways. The
Government could, no doubt, construct a network of State railways parallel
with the existing railways; so that you could go from London to Penzance
either by the Great Western or by a new State line running side by side with
it. The State could then, by introducing the system of Penny Transport
proposed by Mr Whately Arnold on the lines of Penny Postage, undersell
the separate private companies and take all their traffic from them. That
would be the competitive method. Then there would be two railways to
Penzance and Thurso and Bristol and Cromer and everywhere else, one of
them carrying nearly all the traffic, and the other carrying only its leavings
and holiday overflows until it fell into hopeless and dangerous decay and
ruin.
But can you imagine anything more idiotically wasteful? The cost of
making the competing State railway would be enormous, and quite
unnecessary. The ruin of the private railway would be sheer destruction of a
useful and sufficient means of communication which had itself cost a huge
sum. The land occupied by one of the railways would be wasted. What
Government in its senses would propose such a thing when it could take
over the existing railways by compensating the shareholders in the manner I
have described: that is, distributing their loss over the propertied class
without a farthing of expense to the nation as a whole?
The same considerations must lead the State to take over the existing banks.
Municipal banks on the Birmingham model may be competing banks; but
when a national banking service comes, it will come by way of
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There is another objection to the competitive method. If the State is to
compete with private enterprise, it must allow private enterprise to compete
with it. Now this is not practicable if the full advantage of nationalization is
to be obtained. The Post Office is able to establish a letter service and
C.O.D. parcel post in every village in the country, and a telephone and
telegraph service in most of them, with charges reckoned in pence and
halfpence, on condition that profiteers are not allowed to come in and pick
out the easy bits of the business to exploit for themselves. The Postmaster-
General does things for the nation that no profiteer would or could do; but
his rule is All or Nothing.
A Banker-General would have to insist on the same rule. He would
establish banks, if not literally everywhere, at least in hundreds of places
where the private banks would no more dream of opening a branch, even on
the open-once-a-week scale, than of building a Grand Opera House. But he,
too, would say “All or Nothing: I will not have any intelligent Jewish
gentleman, or rapacious Christian person trained in the intelligent Jewish
gentleman’s office, picking the plums out of my pudding”.
Yet do not conclude that all State activities will be State monopolies. Indeed
the nationalization of banking will certainly enlarge the possibilities of
private activity in all sorts of ways. But as the big public services will have
to be made practically ubiquitous, charging more than they cost in one place
and less in another, they must be protected against sectional private
competition. Otherwise we should have what prevails at present in
municipal building, where all the lucrative contracts for the houses of the
rich and the offices of the capitalists and the churches and institutions and
so forth go to the private employer, whilst the municipality may build only
dwellings for the poor at a loss, which they conceal from the ratepayers by
fictitious figures as to the value of the land. Municipal building is always
insolvent. If it had a monopoly it could afford to make every town in the
land a ratepayers’ and tenants’ paradise.
This reminds me to remind you that every nationalization of an industry or
service involves the occupation of land by the State. This land should
always be nationalized by purchase and compensation. For if it is merely
rented, as I am sorry to say it sometimes is, the charges made to the public
must be raised by the amount of the rent, thus giving the ground landlord
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I have said nothing about one of the cruelest effects of superseding an
industry by competition instead of buying it up. The process consists
fundamentally of the gradual impoverishment and ruin of those who are
carrying on the superseded business. Capitalism is ruthless on this point: its
principle is “Each for himself; and devil take the hindmost!” But the State
has to consider the loser as well as the winner. It must not impoverish
anybody. It must let the loser down easily; and there is no other way of
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PRELIMINARIES TO NATIONALIZATION

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OU now see that nationalization and municipalization are so
desirable as a means of cheapening the things we all need that the
most violently anti-Socialist Parliaments and municipal corporations
have established nationalized and municipalized industries in the past, and
are quite likely to do so in future under electoral pressure from
Conservative voters. You see also that the alleged enormous expense of
buying out private owners, which has been alleged by a Coal Commission
as an insuperable objection to the nationalization of our coal mines, is a
bogey, because, though the coalowners (of whom, by the way, I am one)
will be fully compensated, the proprietary class as a whole will pay the bill
out of their unearned incomes, leaving the nation richer instead of poorer by
the transaction. So far so good. Theoretically, nationalization is perfectly
sound.
Practically, it takes, as the people very accurately put it, a lot of doing. A
mere proclamation that such and such an industry is nationalized can do
nothing but just put a stop to it. Before any industry or service can be
effectively nationalized a new department of the Civil Service must be
created to carry it on. Unless we had a War Office we could not have an
army, because no soldier could get his pay, or his uniform, or his weapons.
Without an Admiralty, no navy. Without a General Post Office and a
Postmaster-General, no letters in the morning. Without a Royal Mint and a
Master of the Mint, no money. Without Scotland Yard in London, and
Watch Committees in the country, no police. And as in the present so in the
future. Without a great extension of the Treasury, banking cannot be
nationalized, nor coal without the creation of a Department of Mines much
bigger than our existing Department of Woods and Forests, nor railways
without a Railway Board and a Railroadmaster-General as important as the
Post Office and the Postmaster-General.
Such institutions can be set up by stable and highly organized States only,
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done by revolutions, or by improvised dictatorships, or even by permanent
States in which, as in America, where in some cases the civil services are
still regarded as the spoils of office, a new set of officials oust the old ones
whenever the Opposition ousts the Government. What a revolution can do
towards nationalization is to destroy the political power of the class which
opposes nationalization. But such a revolution by itself cannot nationalize;
and the new Government it sets up may be unable even to carry on the
nationalized services it finds in existence, and be obliged to abandon them
to private enterprise.
A nationalizing Government must also be financially honest, and
determined to make the nationalization a success, and neither plunder it to
eke out the general revenue, nor discredit and wreck it so to have an excuse
for giving the nationalized service back to the private profiteers. State
railways have sometimes been standing examples of what State
management can be at its worst. The Governments, instead of keeping the
railways in proper repair, grabbed all the money paid by the public in fares
and freightage; applied it to the relief of general taxation; and let the
stations and rolling stock decay until their railways were the worst in the
world, and there was a general clamor for their denationalization. Private
profiteering enterprises have gone to pieces in the same way and worse; but,
as they have been responsible to themselves only, their failures and frauds
have passed unnoted, whilst the failures and frauds of Governments have
raised great popular agitations and even provoked revolutions. The
misdeeds of Governments are public and conspicuous: the misdeeds of
private traders are practically invisible; and thus an illusion is created that
Governments are less honest and efficient than private traders. It is only an
illusion; but all the same, honesty and good faith are as necessary in
nationalized businesses as in private ones. Our British nationalized services
are held up as models of integrity; yet the Postmaster-General overcharges
us a little for our letters, and puts the profit into the pockets of the
propertied class in the form of reduced income tax; and the Admiralty is
continually fighting against the tendency to keep down taxation by starving
the navy. These depredations do not amount to much; but they illustrate
what may be done when voters are not vigilant and well instructed.

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CONFISCATION WITHOUT COMPENSATION

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UR study of nationalization by compensated or distributed
confiscation has no doubt relieved you from all anxiety as to the
need for nationalization without compensation. But there is always a
loud-mouthed, virtuously indignant political group, still saturated with the
revolutionary traditions of Liberalism, which opposes compensation. If the
property owner is, in effect, a thief, they say, why should he be
compensated for being compelled to cease to do evil and learn to do well?
If by taxation we can make the whole capitalist class find the money to buy
out the coalowners, and thus transfer their property to the nation to that
extent, why not take the rest of their property simply for the sake of
transferring it also to the nation? Our joint stock companies work as well
with one set of shareholders as with another: in fact their shares change
hands so continually in the Money Market that they never have the same set
of shareholders from one working day to the next. If all the railway shares
in the country were held on Monday by the inhabitants of Park Lane, and on
Tuesday by the British Government, the railways would go on just the
same. In like case so would any other of the great industrial services now in
joint stock ownership. If a landlord had to hand over the title-deeds of half a
dozen farms and an urban street to the Exchequer, the farmers would go on
farming, and the tenants go on living in the street, unaffected by the
obligation to pay their rents in future to an agent of the Government instead
of to the agent of a duke or any other plutocrat. The business of a bank
would proceed just as smoothly after as before the owners had handed over
their claims on its profits to the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Then why not
at once push taxation of capital to the point at which the capitalist taxpayer,
unable to find the money, will be forced to surrender to the Government his
share certificates, his War Loan interest, and his title-deeds? The share
certificates would not be worth a farthing on the Stock Exchange, because
there would be all sellers and no buyers there; but none the less each
certificate would, like the title-deeds to the land, carry the right to an
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could immediately use that income for the benefit of the nation, it would be
extremely well worth its while to get hold of it by accepting the certificates
at their face value.
It could even do so with a show of generosity; for it could say to the
capitalist, “You owe the tax collector a thousand pounds (say); but instead
of selling you up we are authorizing him to give you a clean receipt, not for
the money, but for ten paper certificates marked a hundred pounds each, for
which the cleverest stockbroker in London could not get you twopence”.
“But”, exclaims the cornered capitalist, “what becomes of my income?
What am I to do for a living?” “Work for it, as others have to do”, is the
reply. In short, from the point of view of its Socialist advocates, taxation of
capital, though absurd as a means of raising ready money for the expenses
of Government, is a way of confiscating without compensation the title-
deeds of, and thereby nationalizing, the land and the mines and the railways
and all the other industries which the capitalists now hold as their private
property.
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REVOLT OF THE PARASITIC PROLETARIAT

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UT there is an objection to it; and that objection may be learnt from
the stupidest woman you ask in the street. She will tell you that you
must not take away the property of the rich, because “they give
employment”. Now, as we have seen, it is quite true that fundamentally it is
nonsense to say that an unproductive rich person can give employment in
any other sense than as a lunatic gives employment to her keeper. An idle
rich woman can give no productive employment: the employment she gives
is wasteful. But wasteful or not, she gives it and pays for it. She may not
have earned the money she pays with; but it will buy as good bread and
clothes for her employee as the most honestly earned money in the
kingdom. The idler is a parasite: and the idler’s employee, however
industrious, is therefore a parasite on a parasite; but if you leave the parasite
destitute you leave the parasite’s parasites destitute; and unless you have
productive employment ready for them they will have to starve or steal or
rebel; and as they will certainly not choose to starve, their choice of the
remaining two alternatives (which they will probably combine) may upset
the Government if they are numerous enough. And they are, as a matter of
fact, very numerous, as you may see by counting the Conservative votes
that are given at every General Election by people who work for weekly
wages in wholly or partly parasitic occupations. The plunder of the
proletariat is shared handsomely by the plunderers with the proletarians. If
our capitalists could not plunder our proletarians, our proletarians and their
middle class organizers, from the Bond Street art dealers and jewellers to
the errand boys of Bournemouth, could not live on the custom of our
capitalists. That is why neither Bond Street nor Bournemouth can be
persuaded to vote for uncompensated expropriation, and why, if it came to
fighting instead of voting, they would fight against it.
The trouble would begin, not with the nationalized industries, but with the
others. As we have seen, the mines and banks and railways, being already
organized as going concerns, and managed by directors elected by the votes
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enough to oblige them to transfer their shares to the Government in
payment of the tax. But the income derived from these shares would
therefore go into the pocket of the Government instead of into the pockets
of the shareholders. Thus the purchasing power of the shareholders would
pass to the Government; and every shop or factory that depended on their
custom would have to shut up and discharge all its employees. The saving
power of the shareholders, which means, as we now understand, the power
of supplying the spare money needed for starting new industrial enterprises
or extending old ones to keep pace with civilization, would also pass to the
Government. These powers, which must be kept in action without a
moment’s interruption, operate by continual expenditure (mainly household
expenditure) and continual investment of the enormous total of all our
private incomes.
What could the Government do with that total? If it simply dropped it into
the national till, and sat on it, most of it would perish by natural decay; and
meanwhile a great many of the people would perish too. There would be a
monster epidemic of bankruptcy and unemployment. The tide of calamity
would sweep away any Government unless it proclaimed itself a
Dictatorship, and employed, say, a third of the population to shoot down
another third, whilst the remaining third footed the bill with its labor. What
could the Government do to avert this, short of handing back the
confiscated property to the owners with apologies for having made a fool of
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SAFETY VALVES

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T could distribute the money in doles; but that would only spread the
very evil the confiscation was intended to destroy: that is to say, the evil
of unearned income. A much sounder plan (and do not forget this when
next you are tempted to give a spare £5 note to a beggar instead of putting it
on deposit at your bank) would be to throw all the money into the
confiscated banks, and lend it to employers at unprecedentedly cheap rates.
Another expedient would be to raise wages handsomely in the confiscated
industries. Another, the most desperate of all, but by no means the least
probable, would be to go to war, and waste on the soldier the incomes
formerly wasted on the plutocrat.
These expedients do not exclude oneanother. Doles, cheap capital available
in Government-owned banks, and high wages, could be resorted to
simultaneously to redistribute purchasing power and employing power. The
doles and pensions would tide over the remaining years of those discharged
servants of the ruined rich who were incapable of changing their
occupations, and of the ruined rich themselves. The cheap capital at the
banks would enable employers to start new businesses, or modify old ones,
and to cater for the increased purchasing power of the workers whose
wages had been raised, thereby giving employment to the workers who had
lost their jobs in Bournemouth or Bond Street. The art dealers could sell
pictures to the National Gallery and the provincial municipal galleries.
There would be a crisis: but what of that? Capitalism has often enough
produced displacements of purchasing power and loss of livelihood to large
bodies of citizens, and fallen back on doles in the shape of Mansion House
Funds and the like as safety valves to ease the pressure when the
unemployed began to riot and break windows. Why should we not muddle
through as we have always done?
Well, we might. But serious as the biggest crises of Capitalism have been,
they have never been as big as the crash that would follow confiscation by
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any preparation for the immediate productive employment not only of the
expropriated owners (who are too few to give much trouble) but of the vast
parasitic proletariat who produce their luxuries. Would the safety valves act
quickly enough and open widely enough? We must examine them more
closely before we can judge.
A civilized country depends on the circulation of its money as much as a
living animal depends on the circulation of its blood. A general confiscation
of private property and its incomes would produce an unprecedented
congestion in London, where the national Treasury is, of money from all
over the kingdom; and it would become a matter of life or death for the
Government to pump that congested money promptly back again to the
extremities of the land. Remember that the total sum congested would be
much larger than under the capitalist system, because, as the capitalists
spend much more of their incomes than they save, the huge amount of this
expenditure would be saved and added to the Government revenue from the
confiscated property.
Now for the safety valves. A prodigious quantity of the congested money
would come from the confiscated ground rents of our cities and towns. The
present proprietors spend these rents where they please; and they seldom
please to spend them in the places where they were produced by the work
of the inhabitants. A plutocrat does not decide to live in Bootle when he is
free to live in Biarritz. The inhabitants of Bootle do not get the benefit of
his expenditure, which goes to the west end of London and to the pleasure
resorts and sporting grounds of all the world, though perhaps a little of it
may come back if the town manufactures first class boots and riding
breeches and polo mallets. The dwellers in the town enjoy a good deal of
municipal communism; but they have to pay for it in rates which are now
oppressively heavy everywhere. And they would be heavier still if the
Government did not make what are called Grants-in-Aid to the
municipalities.
An obvious safety valve, and a popular one with the ratepayers, would be
the payment of the rates by the Treasury through greatly increased grants. If
you are a ratepaying householder, and your landlord were suddenly to
announce that in future he would pay the rates, you would rejoice in the
prospect of having that much more money to spend on yourself. A similar
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welcome. It would relieve the congestion at the Treasury, and send a flood
of money back from the heart to the extremities.
Then there is the combination of raised wages in the confiscated industries
with a flood of cheap capital pumped to all the business centres through the
confiscated banks. The raised wages would check the flow of income to the
Treasury by reducing dividends; and the cheapening of capital would enable
new businesses to be started and old ones re-equipped to meet the demand
created by the increased purchasing power (pocket money) of the wage
workers and the disburdened ratepayers.
And there is always a good deal to be done in the way of public expenditure
on roads; on reclamations of land from the sea; on afforestation; on building
great dams across valleys and barrages across rivers and tideways to
concentrate waterflow on turbine engines; on stations for the distribution of
the power thus gained; on the demolition of slum towns that should never
have been built, and their replacement by properly planned, healthy and
handsome garden cities; and on a hundred other things that Capitalism
never dreams of doing because it is impossible to appropriate their
advantages as commercial profit. The demand for labor created by such
operations would absorb all the employable unemployed, and leave only the
superannuated and the incurably unemployable on the dole, with, of course,
the children, on whom much more money could and should be spent than at
present, with great uncommercial profit to the next generation.
All this sounds very reassuring, and costs little to describe on paper. But a
few minutes’ reflection will dispel all hope that it could occur instantly and
spontaneously through the uncompensated transfer of all existing shares and
title-deeds to the Government. The Ministry of Health would have to
produce a huge scheme for the grants-in-aid to the cities; and Parliament
would wrangle for months over it. As to glutting the existing banks with
spare money to lend without any further interference with them, the results
would include an orgy of competitive enterprise, overcapitalization,
overproduction, hopeless shops and businesses started by inexperienced or
silly or rash people or people who are all three: in short, a boom followed
by a slump, with the usual unemployment, bankruptcies, and so forth. To
keep that part of the program under control, it would be necessary to set up
a new department of the Treasury to replace the present boards of predatory
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substantial business; and to staff the new banks with specially trained civil
servants. And all that would take longer than it takes a ruined citizen to
starve.
As to raising industrial wages and reducing prices with the object of
eliminating profit, that is so precisely the contrary of the policy which the
existing managers of our industry have trained themselves to pursue, and
which alone they understand, that their replacement by civil servants would
be just as necessary as in the case of the banks. Such replacements could be
effected only as part of an elaborate scheme requiring long preliminary
cogitation and a practical preparation involving the establishment of new
public departments of unprecedented magnitude.
Public works, too, cannot be set on foot offhand in the manner of Peter the
Great, who, when asked to dictate the route to be taken by his new road
from Moscow to Petrograd, took up a ruler and drew a straight line on the
map from the word Moscow to the Neva. If Peter had had to get a proposal
for a turbine barrage through a parliament with a fiery Welsh contingent
determined that it should be across the Severn, and an equally touchy Scots
contingent bent on having it across the Kyle of Tongue, he would have
found many months slipping by him before he could set the first gang of
navvies to work.
I need not weary you by multiplying instances. Wholesale nationalization
without compensation is catastrophic: the patient dies before the remedy
has time to operate. If you prefer a mechanical metaphor, the boiler bursts
because the safety valves jam. The attempted nationalization would produce
a revolution. You may say “Well, why not? What I have read in this book
has made me impatient for revolution. The fact that any measure would
produce a revolution is its highest recommendation”.
If that is yours view, your feelings do you credit: they are or have been
shared by many good citizens. But when you go thoroughly into the matter
you will realize that revolutions do not nationalize anything, and often
make it much more difficult to nationalize them than it would have been
without the revolution if only the people had had some education in
political economy. If a revolution were produced by unskilled Socialism (all
our parliamentary parties are dangerously unskilled at present) in the teeth
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instead of progress, and give Capitalism a new lease of life. The name of
Socialism would stink in the nostrils of the people for a generation. And
that is just the sort of revolution that an attempt to nationalize all property at
a blow would provoke. You must therefore rule out revolution on this
particular issue of out-and-out uncompensated and unprepared general
nationalization versus a series of carefully prepared and compensated
nationalizations of one industry after another.
Later on, we shall expatiate a little on what revolutions can do and what
they cannot. Meanwhile, note as a canon of nationalization (economists like
to call their rules for doing anything canons) that all nationalizations must
be prepared and compensated. This will be found an effectual safeguard
against too many nationalizations being attempted at a time. We might even
say against more than one nationalization being attempted at a time; only
we must not forget that industries are now so amalgamated before they are
ripe for nationalization that it is practically impossible to nationalize one
without nationalizing half a dozen others that are inextricably mixed up
with it. You would be surprised to learn how many other things a railway
company does besides running trains. And if you have ever gone to sea in a
big liner you have perhaps sometimes looked round you and wondered
whether the business of making it was called shipbuilding or hotel building,
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WHY CONFISCATION HAS SUCCEEDED HITHERTO

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OW that I have impressed on you at such length as a canon of
nationalization that Parliament must always buy the owners out and
not simply tax them out, I am prepared to be informed that the canon
is dead against the facts, because the direct attack on property by simple
confiscation: that is, by the Government taking the money of the capitalists
away from them by main force and putting it into the public treasury, has
already, without provoking reaction or revolution, been carried by
Conservative and Liberal Governments to lengths which would have
seemed monstrous and incredible to nineteenth century statesmen like
Gladstone, proving that you can introduce almost any measure of Socialism
or Communism into England provided you call it by some other name.
Propose Socialistic confiscation of the incomes of the rich, and the whole
country will rise to repel such Russian wickedness. Call it income tax,
supertax, and estate duties, and you can lift enough hundreds of millions
from the pockets of our propertied class to turn the Soviet of Federated
Russian Republics green with envy.
Take a case or two in figures. Gladstone thought it one of his triumphs as
Chancellor of the Exchequer to reduce the income tax to twopence in the
pound, and hoped to be able to abolish it altogether. Instead of which it
went up to six shillings in 1920, and stopped at that only because it was
supplemented by an additional income tax (Supertax or Surtax) on the
larger incomes, and a partial abolition of inheritance which makes the
nation heir to a considerable part of our property when we die possessed of
any. Just imagine the fuss there would have been over this if it had been
proposed by a Socialist Prime Minister as Confiscation, Expropriation, and
Nationalization of Inheritance on the Communist principles of the prophet
Marx! Yet we took it lying down.
You have perhaps not noticed how this taxation is arrived at in Parliament at
present. The Chancellor of the Exchequer is the Minister who has to arrange
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of Commons its consent to tax us for the housekeeping money; for with the
negligible exception of the interest on certain shares in the Suez Canal and
in some ten companies who had to be helped to keep going during the war
the nation has no income from property. Whom he will be allowed to tax
depends on the sort of members who have been returned to Parliament.
Without their approval his Budget, as he calls his proposals for taxation,
cannot become law; and until it becomes law nobody can be compelled to
pay the taxes. In Gladstone’s time Parliament consisted practically of
landlords and capitalists and employers, the handful of working class
members being hopelessly outvoted by the other three sections combined,
or even single. Each of these sections naturally tried to throw as much of
the burden of taxation as possible on the others; but all three were heartily
agreed in throwing on the working class as much of it as they could without
losing too many working class votes at the next election. Therefore the very
last tax they wished to sanction was the income tax, which all of them had
to pay directly, and which the wage workers escaped, as it does not apply to
small incomes. Thus the income tax became a sort of residual tax or last
resort: an evil to be faced only when every other device for raising money
had been found insufficient. When Gladstone drove it down from sixpence
to fourpence, and from fourpence to twopence, and expressed his intention
of doing without it altogether, he was considered a very great Chancellor of
the Exchequer indeed. To do this he had to raise money by putting taxes on
food and drink and tobacco, on legal documents of different kinds, from
common receipts and cheques and contracts to bills of exchange, share
certificates, marriage settlements, leases and the like. Then there were the
customs, or duties payable on goods sent into the country from abroad. The
industrial employers, who were great importers of raw materials, and
wanted food to be cheap because cheap food meant low wages, said “Let
them come in free, and tax the landlords”. The country gentlemen said “Tax
imports, especially corn, to encourage agriculture”. This created the great
Free Trade controversy on which the Tories fought the Liberals for so many
years. But both parties always agreed that income tax should not be
imposed until every other means of raising the money had been exhausted,
and that even then it should be kept down to the lowest possible figure.
When Socialism became Fabianized and began to influence Parliament
through a new proletarian Labor Party, budgeting took a new turn. The
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the last, and that the taxation should be higher on unearned than on earned
incomes. This involved a denial of the need for keeping Government
expenditure and taxation down to the lowest possible figure. When taxation
consists in taking money away from people who have not earned it and
restoring it to its real earners by providing them with schools, better houses,
improved cities, and public benefits of all sorts, then clearly the more the
taxation the better for the nation. Where Gladstone cried “I have saved the
income tax payers of the country another million. Hurrah!” a Labor
Chancellor will cry “I have wrung another million from the supertaxed
idlers, and spent it on the welfare of our people! Hooray!”
Thus for the last fifteen years we have had a running struggle in Parliament
between the Capitalist and Labor parties: the former trying to keep down
the income tax, the supertax, the estate duties, and public expenditure
generally, and the latter trying to increase them. The annual debates on the
Budget always turn finally on this point, though it is seldom frankly faced;
and the capitalists have been losing bit by bit until now (in the nineteen-
twenties) we have advanced from Gladstone’s income tax of 2d. in the
pound to rates of from four to six shillings, with, on incomes exceeding
£2000, surtaxes that range from eighteen pence to six shillings according to
the amount of the income; whilst on the death of a property owner his heirs
have to hand over to the Government a share of the estate ranging from one
per cent of its fictitious capital value when it is a matter of a little over
£100, to forty per cent when it exceeds a couple of millions.
That is to say, if your uncle leaves you five guineas a year you have to pay
the Government seventy-three days income. If he leaves you a hundred
thousand a year you pay eight years income, and starve for the eight years
unless you can raise the money by mortgaging your future income, or have
provided for it by insuring your life at a heavy premium for the nation’s
benefit.
Now suppose this income of a hundred thousand a year belongs to an
aristocratic family in which military service as an officer is a tradition
which is practically obligatory. In a war it may easily happen, as it did
sometimes during the late war, that the owner of such a property and his
two brothers next in succession are killed within a few months. This would
bring the income of £100,000 a year down to £12,000, the difference having
been confiscated by the Government. If we were to read in The Morning

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Post that the Russian Soviet had taken £78,000 a year from a private family
without paying a penny of compensation, most of us would thank heaven
that we were not living in a country where such Communistic monstrosities
are possible. Yet our British anti-Socialist Governments, both Liberal and
Conservative, do it as a matter of routine, though their Chancellors of the
Exchequer go on making speeches against Socialistic confiscation as if
nobody outside Russia ever dreamt of such a thing!
That is just like us. All the time we are denouncing Communism as a crime,
every street lamp and pavement and water tap and police constable is
testifying that we could not exist for a week without it. Whilst we are
shouting that Socialistic confiscation of the incomes of the rich is robbery
and must end in red revolution, we are actually carrying it so much further
than any other fully settled country that many of our capitalists have gone to
live in the south of France for seven months in the year to avoid it, though
they affirm their undying devotion to their native country by insisting that
our national anthem shall be sung every Sunday on the Riviera as part of
the English divine service, whilst the Chancellor of the Exchequer at home
implores heaven to “frustrate their knavish tricks” until he can devise some
legal means of defeating their evasions of his tax collectors.
But startling from the Victorian point of view as are the sums taken
annually from the rich, they have not in the lump gone beyond what the
property owners can pay in cash out of their incomes, nor what the
Government is prepared to throw back into circulation again by spending it
immediately. They have transferred purchasing power from the rich to the
poor, producing minor commercial crises here and there, and often seriously
impoverishing the old rich; but they have been accompanied by such a
development of capitalism that there are more rich, and richer rich, than
ever; so that the luxury trades have had to expand instead of contract,
giving more employment instead of less. And they have proved that you
may safely confiscate income derived from property provided you can
immediately redistribute it. But you cannot tax it to extinction at a single
mortal blow. You have always to consider most carefully how far and how
fast you can go without crashing. The rule that the Government must not tax
at all until it has an immediate use for the money it takes is fundamental: it
holds in every case. The rule that if it uses it to nationalize an already
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department ready to take the business over, and must compensate the
owners from whom it takes it, is also invariable. When the object is not
nationalization, but simple redistribution of income within the capitalist
system by transferring purchasing power from one set of people to another,
usually from a richer set to a poorer set, thus changing the demand in the
shops from dear luxuries to comparatively cheap necessities, then the
process must go no faster than the capitalist shops can adapt themselves to
this change. Else it may produce enough bankruptcies to make the
Government very unpopular at the next election.
Let us study a sensational instance in which we have incurred a heavy
additional burden of unearned income, so strongly resented by the mass of
the people that our Governments, whether Labor or Conservative, may not
long be able to resist the demand for its redistribution.

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HOW THE WAR WAS PAID FOR

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N 1914 we went to war. War is frightfully expensive and frightfully
destructive: it results in a dead loss as far as money is concerned. And
everything has to be paid for on the nail; for you cannot kill Germans
with promissory notes or mortgages or national debts: you must have actual
stores of food, clothing, weapons, munitions, fighting men, and nursing, car
driving, munition making women of military age. When the army has worn
out the clothes and eaten up the food, and fired off the munitions, and shed
its blood in rivers, there is nothing eatable, drinkable, wearable, or livable-
in left to shew for it: nothing visible or tangible but ruin and desolation. For
most of these military stores the Government in 1914-18 went heavily into
debt. It took the blood and work of the young men as a matter of course,
compelling them to serve whether they liked it or not, and breaking up their
businesses, when they had any, without compensation of any kind. But
being a Capitalist Government it did not take all the needed ready money
from the capitalists in the same way. It took some of it by taxation. But in
the main, it borrowed it.
Naturally the Labor Party objected very strongly to this exemption of the
money of the rich from the conscription that was applied ruthlessly to the
lives and livelihoods and limbs of the poor. Its protests were disregarded.
The spare subsistence needed to support the soldiers and the workers who
were producing food and munitions for them, instead of being all taken
without compensation by taxation, was for the most part hired from
capitalists, their price being the right to take without working, for every
hundred pounds worth of spare subsistence lent, five pounds a year out of
the future income of the country for waiting until the hundred pounds they
put down was repaid to them in full.
Roughly, and in round figures, what happened was that the National Debt of
660 millions owing in 1914 from former wars was increased by the new
war to over 7000 millions. Until we are able to repay this in full we have to
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current expenses of our civil services (300 millions), with our army, our
navy, our air force, and all the other socialized national establishments,
come to more than as much again, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has now
to budget for more than two millions a day, and get that out of our pockets
as best he can. And as it is no use asking the proletarians for it at a time
when perhaps a million or so of them are unemployed, and have to be
supported out of the taxes instead of paying any, he has to make the
property holders contribute, in income tax, supertax, and estate duties, over
380 millions a year: that is, a million and fifty thousand a day, or more than
half the total taxation. This is confiscation with a vengeance.
Does it strike you that there is something funny about this business of
borrowing most of the 7000 millions from our own capitalists by promising
to pay them, say 325 millions a year whilst they are waiting for repayment,
and then taxing them to the tune of 382 millions a year to pay not only their
own waiting money but that of the foreign lenders as well? They are paying
over 50 millions a year more than they are getting, and are therefore, as a
class, losing by the transaction. The Government pays them with one hand,
and takes the money back again, plus over 17 per cent interest, with the
other. Why do they put up with it so tamely?
The explanation is easy. If the Government took back from each holder of
War Loan exactly what it had paid him plus three and sixpence in the
pound, all the holders would very promptly cry “Thank you for worse than
nothing: we will cancel the debt; and much good may it do you”. But that is
not what happens. The holders of War Loan Stock are only a part of the
general body of property owners; but all the property owners have to pay
income tax and death duties, and, when their income exceeds £2000,
supertax. Those who did not lend money to the Government for the war get
nothing from it. Those who did lend get the 325 millions a year all to
themselves; but their liability for the taxation out of which it is paid is
shared with all the other property owners. Therefore, though the property
owners as a whole lose by the transaction, those property owners who hold
War Loan Stock gain by it at the expense of those who do not. The
Government not only robs capitalist Peter to pay capitalist Paul, but robs
both of more than it pays to Paul; yet though Peter and Paul taken together
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Government in the arrangement, whilst Peter complains that the burden of
taxation is intolerable.
To illustrate, my wife and I are capitalists, but I hold some War Loan stock,
whilst all her money is in bank, railway, and other stocks. We are both taxed
equally to pay me the interest on my War Loan; but as the Government pays
me that interest and does not pay her anything, I gain by the transaction at
her expense; so that if we were not, as it happens, on the communal footing
of man and wife, we should never agree about it. Most capitalists do not
understand the deal, and are in effect humbugged by it; but those who do
understand it will never be unanimous in resisting it; consequently it is
voteproof at the parliamentary elections.
This quaint state of things enables the Labor Party to demonstrate that it
would pay the propertied class, as a whole, to cancel the National Debt, and
put an end to the absurdity of a nation complaining that it is staggering
under an intolerable burden of debt when as a matter of fact it owes most of
the money to itself. The cancellation of the debt (except the fraction due to
foreigners) would be simply a redistribution of income between its citizens
without costing the nation, as a whole, a single farthing.
The plan of raising public money by borrowing money from capitalists
instead of confiscating it by direct taxation is called funding; and lending
money to the Government used to be called putting it in the Funds. And as
the terms of the borrowing are that the lender is to have an income for
nothing by waiting until his money is repaid, we get the queer phenomenon
of lenders who, instead of being anxious to get their money back, dread
nothing more; so that the Government, in order to get the loans, has actually
to promise that it will not pay back the loan before a certain date, the further
off the better. According to Capitalist morality people who live on their
capital instead of on interest (as the payment for waiting is called) are
spendthrifts and wasters. The capitalist must never consume his spare
subsistence himself even when it is of a kind that will keep until he is
hungry again. He must use it to purchase an income; and if the purchaser
stops paying the income and repays the sum lent him, the lender must not
spend that sum, but must immediately buy another income with it, or, as we
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This is not merely a matter of prudence: it is a matter of necessity; for as
investing capital means lending it to be consumed before it rots, it can never
really be restored to the investor. Investing it means, as we have seen,
allowing a body of workmen to eat it up whilst they are engaged in
preparing some income producing concern like a railway or factory; and
when it is once consumed no mortal power can bring it back into existence.
If you do a man or a company or a Government the good turn of letting
them use up what you can spare this year, he or she or they may do you the
good turn of letting you have an equivalent if they can spare it twenty years
hence, and pay you for waiting meanwhile; but they cannot restore what
you actually lend them.
The war applied our spare money, not to a producing concern but to a
destroying one. In the books of the Bank of England are written the names
of a number of persons as the owners of capital to the value of 7000 million
pounds. They are said in common speech to be “worth 7000 millions”. Now
they are in fact “worth” nothing at all. Their 7000 millions have long since
been eaten, drunk, worn out, or blown to smithereens, along with much
other valuable property and precious lives, on battle-fields all over the
world. We are therefore in the ridiculous position of pretending that our
country is enriched by property to the value of 7000 millions when as a
matter of fact it is impoverished by having to find 350 fresh millions a year
for people who are not doing a stroke of work for her in return: that is, who
are consuming a huge mass of wealth without producing any. It is as if a
bankrupt, asked if he has any assets, should reply proudly, “Oh no: I have
made ducks and drakes of all my assets; but then I have a tremendous lot of
debts”. The 7000 millions of capital standing in the names of the
stockholders in the Bank of England is not wealth, it is debt. If we flatly
repudiated it, the nation would be richer not only by 350 millions a year, but
by the work the stockholders would have to do to support themselves when
their incomes were cut off. The objection to repudiating it is not that it
would make the nation poorer, but that repudiation would seem a breach of
contract after which nobody would ever lend money to the Government
again. Besides, the United States, which lent us a thousand millions of it,
might distrain on us for that amount by force of arms. Therefore we protest
that nothing would induce us to commit such an act of cynical dishonesty.
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from paying them honestly with one hand, and forcibly taking back the
money plus seventeen per cent interest with the other.
By the way, lest somebody should come along and assure you that these
figures are inaccurate, and that I am not to be trusted, I had better warn you
that the figures are in round numbers; that they vary from year to year
through paying off and fluctuation of values; that the thousand millions
borrowed from America were lent by us to allies of whom some cannot
afford to pay us at all, and others, who can, are trying how little we can be
induced to take; that the rest of the money was raised through the banks in
such a way that indignant statisticians have proved that we accepted
indebtedness for nearly twice what we actually spent; that the rise in the
market price of hiring spare money must have enriched the capitalists more
than the war taxation impoverished them: in short, that the simplicity of the
case can be addled by a hundred inessential circumstances when the object
is to addle and not to elucidate. My object being elucidatory, I have left
them all out, as I want to shew you the nest, not the hedge.
The point is that the war has produced an enormous consumption of capital;
and instead of this consumption leaving behind it an addition to our
industrial plant and means of communication and other contrivances for
increasing our output of wealth, it has effected a wholesale destruction of
such things, leaving the world with less income to distribute than before.
The fact that it has swept away three empires, and substituted republicanism
for monarchy as the prevalent form of government in Europe, thus bringing
Europe into line with America as a republican continent, may seem to you
to be worth the money; or, as this is not in the least what was intended by
the British or any other of the belligerent Powers, it may seem to you a
scandalous disaster. But that is a matter of sentiment, not of economics.
Whether you regard the political result with satisfaction or dismay, the cost
of the war remains the same, and so does the effect of our way of paying it
on the distribution of our national income. We are all heavily taxed to
enable that section of the capitalist class which invested in War Loan for
five per cent interest (a high rate considering the security), to draw
henceforth a million a day from the fruits of our daily labor without
contributing to them. True, we take that much, and more, back from the
whole capitalist class by taxation; so that what really happens is a
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better off than worse, though unfortunately it is not the sort of redistribution
that makes for equality of income or discredit of idleness. But it illustrates
the point of this chapter, which is that a virtual confiscation of capital to the
amount of thousands of millions proved perfectly feasible when the
Government had employment in the shape of national service, even in work
of destruction, instantly ready for an unlimited number of proletarians, male
and female. Those had been halcyon days but for the bloodshed.

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NATIONAL DEBT REDEMPTION LEVIES

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LTHOUGH the taxation of capital is nonsensical, it does not follow
that every proposal presented to you in that form must necessarily be
impracticable. It is true that the Government, if it wants ready
money, can obtain it only by confiscating income; but this does not rule out
operations for which no ready money is required, nor does it prevent the
Government from taking not only the income of a proprietor, but the source
of his income: that is, his property, as well. To take a possibility that is quite
likely to become a fact in your experience, suppose the Government were
driven to the conclusion that the National Debt, or some part of it, must be
wiped out, either because the taxation needed to pay the interest of it is
hampering capitalist enterprise, which would be a Conservative
Government’s reason, or for the sake of redistributing income more equally,
which would be a Socialist Government’s reason! To pay off what we have
borrowed from America, or from foreigners of any nationality, would need
ready money; and therefore the simple wiping out of this part of the
national debt would be impossible except by flat repudiation, which would
destroy our credit abroad and probably involve us in a war of distraint. But
that part of the debt which we owe to ourselves could be wiped out without
a farthing of ready money by a tax presented and assessed as a tax on
capital, or rather a levy on capital (to indicate that it was not to be an annual
tax but only a once-in-a-way tax). Take the war debt as an illustration of the
possibility of a total wipe-out. Let us suppose for the sake of simplicity that
as much of the National Debt as the Government owes to its own subjects is
£100, all lent to it by one woman (call her Mary Anne) for the war, and, of
course, long since spent and blown to bits, leaving nothing behind but the
obligation of the Government to pay Mary Anne £5 a year out of the taxes.
Imagine also that there is only one other capitalist in the country (say Sarah
Jane), whose property consists of £100 from stocks and land yielding an
income of £5 a year. That is, Sarah Jane owns the entire industrial plant of
the country; and Mary Anne is the sole domestic (as distinguished from
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of 100 per cent on capital, and demands £100 from Sarah Jane and £100
from Mary Anne. Neither of them can pay £100 ready money out of their
£5; but Sarah Jane can hand over all her share certificates to the
Government; and the Government can transfer Mary Anne’s War Loan of
£100 to itself. Mary and Sarah, left destitute, will have to work for their
livings; and all the industrial plant of the country will have passed into the
hands of the Government; that is, been nationalized.
In this transaction there is no physical impossibility, no selling of worthless
shares for non-existent ready money, no rocketing of the Bank Rate,
nothing but simple expropriation. The fact that the £200 at stake are really
thousands of millions, and that there are many Marys and many Sarahs,
each with her complement of Toms and Dicks, alters the size of the
transaction, but not its balance. The thing could be done. Further, if the
disturbance created by a sudden and total expropriation would be too great,
it could be done in instalments of any desired magnitude. The 100 per cent
tax on capital could be 50 per cent or 5 per cent or 2½ per cent every ten
years or what you please. If 100 per cent meant a catastrophe (as it would)
and 10 per cent only a squeeze, then the Government could content itself
with the squeeze.
By such a levy the Government could take off the taxation it had formerly
imposed to pay the home War Loan interest, and use the dividends of the
confiscated shares to pay the interest on our war debt to America, taking off
also the taxation that now pays that interest. If it were a Conservative
Government it would take it off in the form of a reduction of income tax,
supertax, excess profits tax (if any), death duties, and other taxes on
property and big business. A Labor Government would leave these taxes
untouched, and take taxes off food, or increase its contributions to the
unemployed fund, its grants-in-aid to the municipalities for public work, or
anything else that would benefit the proletariat and make for equality of
income. Thus the levy could be manipulated to make the rich richer as
easily as to raise the general level of well-being; and this is why it is just as
likely to be done by a Capitalist as by a Labor Government until the
domestic war debt is—shall we say liquidated, as repudiated sounds so
badly?
The special objection to such practicable levies is that they are raids on
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property. The objection to raids is that they destroy the sense of security
which induces the possessors of spare money to invest it instead of spreeing
it. Insecurity discourages saving among those who can afford to save, and
encourages reckless expenditure. If you have a thousand pounds to spare,
and have not the slightest doubt that by investing it you can secure a future
income of £50 a year, subject only to income tax, you will invest it. If you
are led to think it just as likely as not that if you invest it the Government
will presently take it or some considerable part of it from you under pretext
of a Debt Redemption Levy, you will probably conclude that you may as
well spend it while you are sure of it. It would be much better for the
country and for yourself if you could feel sure that if the Government took
your property it would buy it from you at full market price, or, if that were
for any reason impracticable, compensate you fully for it. It is true that, as
we found when we went into the question of compensation, this apparently
conservative way of doing it is really as expropriative as the direct levy,
because the Government raises the purchase money or compensation by
taxing property; so that the proprietors buy each other out and are not as a
body compensated at all; but the sense of insecurity created by the raiding
method is demoralizing, as you will understand if you read the description
by Thucydides of the plague at Athens, which applies to all plagues,
pathological or financial. Plagues destroy the sense of security of life:
people come to feel that they will probably be dead by the end of the week,
and throw their characters away for a day’s pleasure just as capitalists throw
their money away when it is no longer safe. A raid on property, as
distinguished from a regular annual income tax, is like a plague in this
respect. Also it forms a bad precedent and sets up a raiding habit. Thus
domestic debt redemption levies, though physically practicable, are highly
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THE CONSTRUCTIVE PROBLEM SOLVED

Y
OU may now stop for breath, as you are at last in possession not
only of the object of Socialism, which is simply equality of income,
but of the methods by which it can be attained. You know why coal
mining and banking should be nationalized, and how the expropriation of
the coalowners and bankers can be compensated so as to avoid injustice to
individuals or any shock to the sense of security which is necessary to
prevent the continued investment of spare money as capital. Now when you
have the formula for these two nationalizations, one of a material industry
involving much heavy manual work, and the other a service conducted by
sedentary brain work, you have a formula for all nationalizations. And when
you have the formula for the constitutional compensated expropriation of
the coalowners and bankers by taxation you have the formula for the
expropriation of all proprietors. Knowing how to nationalize industry you
know how to place the Government in control of the distribution of the
income produced by industry. We have not only found these formulas, but
seen them tested in practice in our existing institutions sufficiently to have
no more doubt that they would work than we have that next year’s budget
will work. Therefore we need no longer be worried by demands for what
people call a constructive program. There it is for them; and what will
surprise them most about it is that it does not contain a single novelty. The
difficulties and the novelty are not, as they imagine, in the practical part of
the business, which turns out to be quite plain sailing, but in the
metaphysical part: that is, in the will to equality. We know how to take the
distribution of the national income out of the hands of the private owners of
property and place it under the control of the Government. But the
Government can distribute it unequally if it decides to do so. Instead of
destroying the existing inequality it can intensify it. It can maintain a
privileged class of idlers with huge incomes, and give them State security
for the continuance of those incomes.
It is this possibility that may enlist and to a certain extent has already
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nationalization, expropriative taxation, and all the constructive political
machinery of Socialism, as a means of redistributing income, the catch in it
being that the redistribution at which they aim is not an equal distribution,
but a State-guaranteed unequal one. John Bunyan, with his queer but deep
insight, pointed out long ago that there is a way to hell even from the gates
of heaven; that the way to heaven is therefore also the way to hell; and that
the name of the gentleman who goes to hell by that road is Ignorance. The
way to Socialism, ignorantly pursued, may land us in State Capitalism.
Both must travel the same road; and this is what Lenin, less inspired than
Bunyan, failed to see when he denounced the Fabian methods as State
Capitalism. What is more, State Capitalism, plus Capitalist Dictatorship
(Fascism), will compete for approval by cleaning up some of the dirtiest of
our present conditions: raising wages; reducing death rates; opening the
career to the talents; and ruthlessly cashiering inefficiency, before in the
long run succumbing to the bane of inequality, against which no civilization
can finally stand out.
This is why, though you are now equipped with a complete answer to those
who very properly demand from Socialists constructive plans, practical
programs, a constitutional parliamentary routine, and so forth, you are still
not within eight score pages of the end of this book. We have still to discuss
not only the pseudo-Socialism against which I have just warned you, but
other things which I cannot omit without leaving you more or less
defenceless against the alarmist who, instead of being sensibly anxious
about constructive methods, is quite convinced that the world can be turned
upside down in a day by an unwashed Russian in a red tie and an uncombed
woman with a can of petrol if only they are wicked enough. These poor
scared things will ask you what about revolution? what about marriage?
what about children? what about sex? when, as they assume, Socialism will
have upset all our institutions and substituted for our present population of
sheep a raving pack of mad dogs. No doubt you can tell them to go away, or
to talk about such matters as they are capable of understanding; but you will
find that they are only the extreme instances of a state of mind that is very
common. Not only will plenty of your most sensible friends want to discuss
these subjects in connection with Socialism, but you yourself will be as
keen about them as they. So now that we know exactly what Socialism aims
at and how it can be done, let us leave all that as settled, and equip
ourselves for general conversation on or around the subject.

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SHAM SOCIALISM

T
HE example of the war shews how easy it is for a government to
confiscate the incomes of one set of citizens, and hand them over to
another without any intention of equalizing distribution or effecting
any nationalization of industries or services. If any class or trade or clique
can obtain control of Parliament, it can use its power to plunder any other
class or trade or clique, to say nothing of the nation as a whole, for its own
benefit. Such operations are of course always disguised as reforms of one
kind or another, or as political necessities; but they are really intrigues to
use the State for selfish ends. They are not on that account to be opposed as
pernicious: rogues with axes to grind must use popular reforms as bait to
catch votes for Acts of Parliament in which they have some personal
interest. Besides, all reforms are lucrative to somebody. For instance, the
landlords of a city may be the warmest supporters of street improvements,
and of every public project for making the city more attractive to residents
and tourists, because they hope to reap the whole money value of the
improvements in raised rents. When a public park is opened, the rents of all
the houses looking on that park go up. When some would-be public
benefactor endows a great public school for the purpose of making
education cheap, he unintentionally makes all the private houses within
reach of it dear. In the long run the owners of the land take from us as rent
in one form or another everything that we can do without. But the
improvements are none the less improvements. Nobody would destroy the
famous endowed schools of Bedford because rents are higher there than in
towns which possess no such exceptional advantage. When Faust asked
Mephistopheles what he was, Mephistopheles answered that he was part of
a power that was always willing evil and always doing good; and though
our landlords and capitalists are certainly not always either willing evil or
doing good, yet Capitalism justifies itself and was adopted as an economic
principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing
good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives.
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some of us say, or for the enlargement of life and the bettering of humanity,
as others put it, yet it is very true that if you want to get a philanthropic
measure enacted by a public body, parliamentary or municipal, you may
find it shorter to give the rogues an axe to grind than to stir up the
philanthropists to do anything except preach at the rogues. Rogues, by
which perhaps rather invidious name I designate persons who will do
nothing unless they get something out of it for themselves, are often highly
effective persons of action, whilst idealist talkers only sow the wind,
leaving the next generation of men of action to reap the whirlwind.
It is already a well-established method of Capitalism to ask the Government
to provide for some private enterprise on the ground of its public utility.
Some good has been done in this way: for instance, some of our modern
garden cities and suburbs could not have been built if the companies that
built them had not been enabled, under the Industrial and Provident
Societies Act, to borrow a large share of their capital from the Government
on the understanding that the shareholders were poor people holding no
more than £200 capital apiece. But this limitation is quite illusory, because,
though the companies may not issue more than £200 in shares to any
individual, they may and do borrow unlimited sums by creating what is
called Loan Stock; and the very same person who is not allowed to have
more than £200 in shares may have two hundred millions in Loan Stock if
the company can use them. Consequently these garden cities, which are
most commendable enterprises in their way, are nevertheless the property of
rich capitalists. As I hold a good deal of stock in them myself I am tempted
to claim that their owners are specially philanthropic and public-spirited
men, who have voluntarily invested their capital where it will do the most
good and not where it will make the most profit for them; but they are not
immortal; and we have no guarantee that their heirs will inherit their
disinterestedness. Meanwhile the fact remains that they have built up their
property largely with public money: that is, by money raised by taxing the
rest of the community, and that this does not make the nation the owner of
the garden city, nor even a shareholder in it. The Government is simply a
creditor who will finally be paid off, leaving the cities in the hands of their
capitalist proprietors. The tenants, though led to expect a share in the
surplus profits of the city, find such profits practically always applied to
extending the enterprise for the benefit of fresh investors. The garden cities
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produced by unaided private enterprise; but as they do not pay their
proprietors any better than slum property, nor indeed as well, it is quite
possible that this consideration may induce the future owners to abolish
their open spaces and overcrowd them with houses until they are slums. To
guarantee the permanence of the improvement it would be safer for the
Government to buy out the shareholders than for the shareholders to pay off
the Government, though even that would fail if the Government acted on
Capitalist principles by selling the cities to the highest bidders.
A more questionable development of this exploitation of the State by
Capitalism and Trade Unionism is the subsidy of £10,000,000 paid by the
Government to the coalowners in 1925 to avoid a strike. The coal miners
said they would not work unless they got such and such wages. The
employers vowed they could not afford to keep their mines open unless the
men would accept less; and a great press campaign was set up to persuade
us that the country was on the verge of ruin through excessive wages when
as a matter of fact the country was in a condition that at many earlier
periods would have been described as cheerfully prosperous. Finally the
Government, to avert a strike which would have paralyzed the main
industries of the country, had either to make up out of the taxes the wages
offered by the employers to the wages demanded by the men, or else
nationalize the mines. Being a Capitalist Government, pledged not to
nationalize anything, it chose to make up the wages out of the taxes. When
the £10,000,000 was exhausted, the trouble began again. The Government
refused to renew the subsidy; the employers refused to go on without it
unless the miners worked eight hours a day instead of seven; the miners
refused to work more or take less; there was a big strike, in which the
workers in several other industries at first took part “sympathetically” until
they realized that by using up the funds of the Trade Unions on strike pay
they were hindering the miners instead of helping them; and many
respectable people were, as usual on such occasions, frightened out of their
wits and into the belief that the country was on the verge of revolution. And
there was this excuse for them: that under fully-developed Capitalism
civilization is always on the verge of revolution. We live as in a villa on
Vesuvius.
During the strike the taxpayer was no longer exploited by the owners; but
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outdoor relief; but his wife and children have. Consequently a married
miner with two children could depend on receiving a pound a week at the
expense of the ratepayers whilst he was refusing to work. This development
of parochial Communism really knocks the bottom out of the Capitalist
system, which depends on the ruthless compulsion of the proletariat to work
on pain of starvation or imprisonment under detestable conditions in the
workhouse. Thus you have had the Government first giving outdoor relief
(the ten million subsidy) to the owners at the expense of the taxpayers, and
then the local authorities giving outdoor relief to the proletariat at the
expense of the ratepayers, the Government being manned mostly by
capitalists and the local authorities by proletarians.
It was in the proletarian quarters of London, notably in Poplar, that the Poor
Law Guardians first claimed the right to give outdoor relief at full
subsistence rates to all unemployed persons, thereby freeing their
proletarian constituents from “the lash of starvation”, and enabling them to
hold out for the highest wages their trades could afford. The mining districts
followed suit during the coal strike of 1926. This right was contested by the
Government, which tried to supplant the parochial authorities by the central
Ministry of Health. The Ministry, through the auditors of public accounts,
surcharged the Guardians with the part of the outdoor relief which they
considered excessive; but as the Guardians could not have paid the
surcharge even if the proceedings taken against them had not failed, the
Government took the administration of the Poor Law into its own hands,
and passed Acts to confirm its powers to do so. This was essentially an
attempt by the Capitalist central Government to recover the weapon of
starvation which the proletarian local authorities had taken out of the
owners’ hands. But the day had gone by for the ultra-capitalist relief rules of
the nineteenth century, when, as I well recollect, the Registrar-General’s
returns of the causes of the deaths during the year always included
starvation as a matter of course. The lowest scale of relief which the
Government ventured to propose would have seemed ruinously extravagant
and demoralizing to the Gradgrinds and Bounderbys denounced by Dickens
in 1854.
As to the demoralization, they would not have been very far wrong. If
mine-owners, or any other sort of owners, find that when they get into
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times, or all four, they can induce the Government to confiscate the
taxpayers’ incomes for subsidies to get them out of their difficulties, they
will go from bad to worse. If miners, or any other sort of workers, find that
the local authorities will confiscate the incomes of the ratepayers to feed
them when they are idle, their incentive to pay their way by their labor will
be, to say the least, perceptibly slackened. Yet it is no use simply refusing to
make these confiscations. If the nation will not take its industries out of the
hands of private owners it must enable them to carry them on, whether they
can make them pay or not. If the owners will not pay subsistence wages the
nation must; for it cannot afford to have its children undernourished and its
civil and military strength weakened, though it was fool enough to think it
could in Queen Victoria’s time. Subsidies and doles are demoralizing, both
for employers and proletarians; but they stave off Socialism, which people
seem to consider worse than pauperized insolvency, Heaven knows why!
Still, governments need not be so shamelessly unbusinesslike as they are
when subsidies are in question. The subsidizing habit was acquired by the
British Government during the war, when certain firms had to be kept going
at all costs, profit or no profit, because their activities were indispensable. It
was against all Capitalist principles; but in war economic principles are
thrown to the wind like Christian principles; and the habits of war are not
cured instantly by armistices. In 1925, when the Government was easily
blackmailed into paying the mine-owners ten millions of the money of the
general taxpayer (your money and mine), it might at least have secured for
us an equivalent interest in the mines. It might have obliged the owners to
mortgage their property to the nation for the means to carry on, as they
would have had to do if they had raised the money in the ordinary
commercial way. As to the miners, they felt no responsibility, because, as
the owners bought labor in the market exactly as they bought pit props,
there was no more excuse for asking the miners to admit indebtedness for
the subsidy than the dealers in pit props. On every principle of Capitalism
the Government should either have refused to interfere, and have let the
comparatively barren mines which could not afford to pay the standard
wage for the standard working day go smash, or else it should have
advanced the millions by way of mortgage, not on the worthless security of
the defaulting mines, but on that of all the coal mines, good and bad. The
interest on the mortgage would in that case have been paid to the nation by
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deficits of the bad ones; and if the interest had not been paid, the
Government could finally have nationalized the mines by simple
foreclosure instead of by purchase.
But capitalists are by no means in favor of having Capitalist principles
applied to themselves in their dealings with the State. Besides, why should
the fortunate owners of solvent mines subsidize the owners of insolvent
ones? If the Government chooses to subsidize bad mines, let it be content
with the security of the bad mines. It ended in the Government making the
owners a present of the ten millions. The owners had to pass it on to the
miners as wages: at least that was the idea; and it was more or less the fact
also. But whether we regard it as a subsidy to the miners or to the owners or
to both, it was none the less confiscated from the general taxpayer and
handed as alms to favored persons.
The people who say that such subsidies are Socialistic, whether with the
object of discrediting them or recommending them, are talking nonsense:
they might as well say that the perpetual pensions conferred by Charles II
on his illegitimate children were Socialistic. They are frank exploitations of
the taxpayer by bankrupt Capitalism and its proletarian dependents.
Socialist agitators, far from supporting such subsidies, will shout at you that
you are paying part of the men’s wages whilst the mine-owners take all the
profits; that if you will stand that, you will stand anything; that you are
paying for nationalization and not getting it; that you are being saddled with
a gigantic system of outdoor relief for the rich in addition to their rents,
their dividends, and the doles they have left you to pay to their discarded
employees; that the capitalists, having plundered everything else, land,
capital, and labor, are now plundering the Treasury; that, not content with
overcharging you for every article you buy, they are now taxing you
through the Government collector; and that as they will have to hand over a
share of what they take from you in this way as wages, the Trade Unions
are taking good care to make the Labor Party support the subsidies in
Parliament.
Meanwhile you hear from all quarters angry denunciations of Poplarism as
a means by which the rate collector robs you of your possibly hardearned
money, often to the tune of twentyfour shillings for every pound of the
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at a higher rate of expenditure than you, perhaps, can afford in your own
house.
All this, with due allowance for platform rhetoric, is true. The attempt to
maintain a failing system by subsidies plus Poplarism burns the candle at
both ends, and makes straight for industrial bankruptcy. But you will not, if
you are wise, waste your forces in resentful indignation. The capitalists are
not making a conscious attempt to rob you. They are the flies on the wheel
of their own system, which they understand as little as you did before we
sat down to study it. All they know is that Trade Unionism is playing their
own game against them with such success that more and more of the
overcharges (to you) that formerly went to profit are now going to wages.
They cry to the Government to save them, and it saves them (at your
expense) partly because it is afraid of a big strike; partly because it wants to
put off the alternative of nationalization as long as possible; partly because
it has to consider the proletarian vote at the next general election; and
mostly because it can think of nothing better to do in the rare moments
when it has time to think at all. The British employers, the British Trade
Unionists, and the British Government have no deep designs: so far it is just
hand to mouth with them; and you need not waste any moral indignation on
them. But please note the word British, thrice repeated in the last sentence,
and also the words “so far”. The American employers and financiers are far
more self-conscious than our business men and working men are; and the
Americans are teaching our people their methods. Modern scientific
discoveries have set them dreaming of enormously increased production;
and they have found out that as the world depends on the people who work,
whether with head or hand, they can by combining prevent idle and
incapable owners of land and capital from getting too much of the increase.
They know that they can neither realize their dream nor combine properly
by using their own brains; and they are now paying large salaries to clever
persons whose sole business is to think for them. Suppose you were the
managing head of a big business, and that you were determined not to
tolerate Trade Unionism among your workpeople, and therefore had to treat
them well enough to prevent them feeling the want of a union. In England
your firm would be called “a rat house”, in America simply a non-union
house. Imagine yourself visited by a well-dressed lady or gentleman with
the pleasant nonchalance of a person of proved and conscious ability and
distinction. She (we will assume that she is a lady) has called to suggest that

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you should order all your workpeople to join the union of their trade, of
which she is the pampered representative. You gasp, and would order her
out if you dared; but how can one shew the door to a superior and perfectly
self-confident person. She proceeds to explain whilst you are staring at her.
She says it will be worth your while: that her union is prepared to put some
new capital into your business, and that it will come to a friendly
arrangement with you as to the various trade restrictions to which you so
much object. She points out that if instead of working to increase the
dividends of your idle shareholders you were just to give them what they
are accustomed to expect, and use the rest of the profit for bettering the
condition of the people who are doing the work (including yourself), the
business would receive a fresh impulse, and you and all the really effective
people in it make much more money. She suggests ways of doing it that you
have never dreamt of. Can you see any reason except stupid conservatism
for refusing such a proposal?
This is not a fancy picture. It has actually occurred in America as the result
of the Trade Unions employing first-rate business brains to think for them,
and not grudging them salaries equal to the wages of a dozen workmen.
When English Trade Unions become Americanized as English big business
is becoming Americanized they will do the same. Our big businesses are
already picking out brainy champions from the universities and the public
services to do just such jobs for them. Both big business and skilled labor
will presently be managing their affairs scientifically, instead of dragging
heavily and unimaginatively through the old ruts. And when this is
accomplished they will enslave the unskilled, unorganized proletariat,
including, as we have seen, the middle-class folk who have no aptitude for
money making. They will enslave the Government. And they will do it
mostly by the methods of Socialism, effecting such manifest improvements
in the condition of the masses that it will be inhuman to stop them. The
organized workers will live, not in slums, but in places like Port Sunlight,
Bournville, and the Garden Cities. Employers like Mr Ford, Lord
Leverhulme and Mr Cadbury will be the rule and not the exception; and the
sense of helpless dependence on them will grow at the expense of
individual adventurousness. The old communal cry of high rates and a
healthy city will be replaced by Mr Ford’s cry of high wages and colossal
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Those profits are the snag in the stream of prosperity. If they are unequally
distributed they will wreck the system that has produced them, and involve
the nation in the catastrophe. In spite of all the apparent triumphs of
increased business efficiency the Socialists will still have to insist on public
control of distribution and equalization of income. Without that, capitalist
big business, in league with the aristocracy of Trade Unionism, will control
the Government for its private ends; and you may find it very difficult, as a
voter, to distinguish between the genuine Socialism that changes private
into public ownership of our industries, and the sham Socialism that
confiscates the money of one set of citizens without compensation only to
hand it over to another set, not to make our incomes more equal, but to give
more to those who have already too much.

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CAPITALISM IN PERPETUAL MOTION

A
ND now, learned lady reader (for by this time you know much more
about the vital history and present social problems of your country
and of the world than an average Capitalist Prime Minister), do you
notice that in these ceaseless activities which keep all of us fed and clothed
and lodged, and some of us even pampered, nothing stays put? Human
society is like a glacier: it looks like an immovable and eternal field of ice;
but it is really flowing like a river; and the only effect of its glassy rigidity
is that its own unceasing movement splits it up into crevasses that make it
frightfully dangerous to walk on, all the more as they are beautifully
concealed by natural whitewash in the shape of snow. Your father’s
bankruptcy, your husband’s, or your own may precipitate you at any
moment into a little crevasse. A big one may suddenly swallow a whole
empire, as three of them were swallowed in 1918. If, as is most likely, you
have been brought up to believe that the world is a place of permanent
governments, settled institutions, and unchangeable creeds in which all
respectable people believe, to which they all conform, and which are
unalterable because they are founded for all eternity on Magna Carta, the
Habeas Corpus Act, the Apostles’ Creed, and the Ten Commandments, what
you have gathered here of the continual and unexpected changes and topsy-
turvy developments of our social order, the passing of power from one class
to another, the changes of opinion by which what was applauded as
prosperity and honor and piety at the beginning of the nineteenth century
came to be execrated as greedy villainy at the end of it, and what were
prosecuted as criminal conspiracies under George IV are legalized and
privileged combinations, powerful in Parliament, under George V, may
have driven you to ask, what is the use of your drudging through all these
descriptions and explanations if by the time you have reached the end of the
book everything will have changed? I can only assure you that the way to
understand the changes that are going on is to understand the changes that
have gone before, and warn you that many women have spoilt their whole
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Besides, the things I have been describing have not passed wholly away.
There are still old-fashioned noblemen who lord it over the countryside as
their ancestors have done for hundreds of years, sometimes benevolently,
sometimes driving the inhabitants out to make room for sheep or deer at
their pleasure. There are still farmers, large and small. There are still many
petty employers carrying on small businesses singly or in firms of two or
three partners. There are still joint stock companies that have not been
merged in Trusts. There are still multitudes of employees who belong to no
Trade Union, and are as badly sweated as the woman who sat in
unwomanly rags and sang the Song of the Shirt. There are still children and
young persons who are cruelly over-worked in spite of the Acts of
Parliament that reach only the factories and workshops. The world at large,
though it contains London and Paris and New York, also contains primitive
villages where gas, electric light, tap water and main drainage are as
unknown as they were to King Alfred. Our famous universities and libraries
and picture galleries are within travelling distance of tribes of savages and
cannibals, and of barbarian empires. Thus you can see around you living
examples of all the stages of the Capitalist System I have described. Indeed,
if you come, or your parents came (like mine) from one of those families of
more than a dozen children in the genteel younger-son class which were
more common formerly than they are today, you are certain to have found,
without going further than your parents, your brothers and sisters, your
uncles and aunts, your first cousins, and perhaps yourself, examples of
every phase of the conditions produced by Capitalism in that class during
the last two centuries, to say nothing of the earlier half medieval phases in
which most women, especially respectable women, are still belated.
Beside the Changing and the Changed stand the Not Yet Changed; and we
have to deal with all three in our daily business. Until we know what has
happened to the Changed we shall not understand what is going to happen
to the Not Yet Changed, and may ourselves, with the best intentions, effect
mischievous changes, or oppose and wreck beneficial ones. If we look for
guidance to the articles in our party newspapers (all living on profiteers’
advertisements) or the speeches of party politicians, or the gossip of our
politically ignorant and class-prejudiced neighbors and relatives, which is
unfortunately just what most of us do, we are sure to be either misguided
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Take, as a warning, those adventures of Capitalism in pursuit of profits
which I sketched for you in Chapter 37 and the few following ones. They
are always described to you in books and newspapers as the history of the
British race, or (in France) the French nation, or (in Germany or Italy) the
grand old German or Latin stock, dauntlessly exercising its splendid virtues
and talents in advancing civilization at home and establishing it among the
heathen abroad. Capitalism can be made to look very well on paper. But
beware of allowing your disillusion to disable you by plunging you into
disgust and general cynical incredulity. Our thrilling columns of national
self-praise and mutual admiration must not be dismissed as mere humbug.
Without great discoverers and inventors and explorers, great organizers and
engineers and soldiers, hardy and reckless sailors, great chemists and
mathematicians, devoted missionaries and desperate adventurers, our
capitalists would be no better off today than they would have remained in
Greenland or Thibet. But the extraordinary men whose exploits have made
the capitalists rich were not themselves capitalists. The best of them
received little or no encouragement from capitalists, because there was
seldom any prospect of immediate profit from their labors and adventures.
Many of them were and are not only poor but persecuted. And when the
time comes, mostly after their deaths, to bring their discoveries and
conquests into everyday use, the work is done by the hungry ones: the
capitalists providing only the spare food they have neither sown nor reaped,
baked nor brewed, but only collected from the hungry as rent or interest,
and appropriated under laws made by capitalist legislators for that purpose.
British brains, British genius, British courage and resolution have made the
great reputation of Britain, as the same qualities in other nations have made
the other great national reputations; but the capitalists as such have
provided neither brains, genius, courage, nor resolution. Their contribution
has been the spare food on which the geniuses have lived; and this the
capitalists did not produce: they only intercepted it during its transfer from
the hungry ones who made it to the hungry ones who consumed it.
Note that I say the capitalists as such; for the accident of a person being
both a capitalist and a genius may happen just as easily as the accident of
being both a genius and a pauper. Nature takes no notice of money. It is not
likely that a born capitalist (that is, the inheritor of a fortune) will be a
genius, because it is not likely that anybody will be born a genius, the
phenomenon being naturally rare; but it may happen to capitalists

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occasionally, just as it has happened to princes. Queen Elizabeth was able to
tell her ministers that if they put her into the street without anything but her
petticoat she could make her living with the best of them. At the same time
Queen Mary of Scotland was proving that if she had been put into the street
with a hundred millions of money and an army of fifty thousand men she
would have made a mess of it all somehow and come to a bad end. But their
being queens had nothing to do with that: it was their personal quality as
women that made the difference. In the same way, when one born capitalist
happens to be a genius and another a waster, the capital produces neither the
ability nor the worthlessness. Take away their capital, and they remain just
the same: double it, and you double neither their ability nor their imbecility.
The stupidest person in the country may be the richest: the cleverest and
greatest may not know where tomorrow’s dinner is to come from. I repeat,
capitalists as such need no special ability, and lose nothing by the lack of it.
If they seem able to feed Peter the Laborer it is only because they have
taken the food from Paul the Farmer; and even this they have not done with
their own hands: they have paid Matthew the Agent to do it, and had his
salary from Mark the Shopkeeper. And when Peter is a navvy, Paul an
engineer, Matthew the manager of a Trust, and Mark a banker, the situation
remains essentially unchanged. Peter and Paul, Matthew and Mark, do all
the work: the capitalist does nothing but take as much of what they make as
she can without starving them (killing the goose that lays the golden eggs).
Therefore you may disregard both the Capitalist papers which claim all the
glories of our history as the fruit of Capitalist virtue and talent, and the anti-
Capitalist papers which ascribe all our history’s shames and disgraces to the
greed of the capitalists. Waste neither your admiration nor your indignation.
The more you understand the system, the better you will see that the most
devout personal righteousness cannot evade it except by political changes
which will rescue the whole nation from it.
But though the capitalist as such does nothing but invest her money,
Capitalism does a great deal. When it has filled the home markets with all
the common goods the people can afford to pay for out of their wages, and
all the established fashionable luxuries the rich will buy, it must apply its
fresh accumulations of spare money to more out-of-the-way and hazardous
enterprises. It is then that Capitalism becomes adventurous and
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or chemists or engineers; and establishes new industries and services like
telephones, motor charabancs, air services, wireless concerts, and so forth.
It is then that it begins to consider the question of harbors, which, as we
saw, it would not look at whilst there was still room for new distilleries. At
the present moment an English company has undertaken to build a harbor at
a cost of a million pounds for a Portuguese island in the Atlantic, and even
to make it a free port (that is, charge no harbor dues) if the Government of
the island lets it collect and keep the customs duties.
The capitalists, though they are very angry when the hungry ask for
Government help of any kind, have no scruples about asking it for
themselves. The railways ask the Government to guarantee their dividends;
the air services ask for large sums from the Government to help them to
maintain their aeroplanes and make money out of them; the coalowners and
the miners between them extort subsidies from the Government by
threatening a strike if they do not get it; and the Government, under the
Trades Facilities Acts, guarantees loans to private capitalists without
securing any share in their enterprises for the nation, which provides them
with capital cheaply, but has to pay profiteering prices for their goods and
services all the same. In the end there is hardly any conceivable enterprise
that can be made to pay dividends that Capitalism will not undertake as
long as it can find spare money; and when it cannot it is quite ready to
extract money from the Government—that is, to take it forcibly from the
people by taxes—by assuring everyone that the Government can do nothing
itself for the people, who must always come to the capitalists to get it done
for them in return for substantial profits, dividends, and rents. Its operations
are so enormous that it alters the size and meaning of what we call our
country. Trading companies of capitalists have induced the Government to
give them charters under which they have seized large and populous islands
like Borneo, whole empires like India, and great tracts of country like
Rhodesia, governing them and maintaining armies in them for the purpose
of making as much money out of them as possible. But they have taken care
to hoist the British flag, and make use directly or indirectly, of the British
army and navy at the cost of the British taxpayers to defend these conquests
of theirs; and in the end the British Commonwealth has had to take over
their responsibilities and add the islands and countries they have seized to
what is called the British Empire, with the curious result, quite unintended
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East instead of in Great Britain, and out of every hundred of our fellow
subjects only eleven are whites, or even Christians. Thus Capitalism leads
us into enterprises of all sorts, at home and abroad, over which we have no
control, and for which we have no desire. The enterprises are not
necessarily bad: some of them have turned out well; but the point is that
Capitalism does not care whether they turn out well or ill for us provided
they promise to bring in money to the shareholders. We never know what
Capitalism will be up to next; and we never can believe a word its
newspapers tell us about its doings when the truth seems likely to be
unpopular.
It is hard to believe that you may wake up one morning, and learn from
your newspaper that the Houses of Parliament and the King have moved to
Constantinople or Baghdad or Zanzibar, and that this insignificant island is
to be retained only as a meteorological station, a bird sanctuary, and a place
of pilgrimage for American tourists. But if that did happen, what could you
do? It would be a perfectly logical development of Capitalism. And it is no
more impossible than the transfer of the mighty Roman empire from Rome
to Constantinople was impossible. All you could do, if you wished to be in
the fashion, or if your business or that of your husband could be conducted
only in a great metropolitan centre, would be to go east after the King and
Parliament, or west to America and cease to be a Briton.
You need not, however, pack up just yet. But what you really need do is rid
your mind of the notion that mere Conservatism, in its general sense of a
love for the old ways and institutions you were brought up with, will be of
any avail against Capitalism. Capitalism, in its ceaseless search for
investment, its absolute necessity for finding hungry men to eat its spare
bread before it goes stale, breaks through every barrier, rushes every
frontier, swallows every religion, levels every institution that obstructs it,
and sets up any code of morals that facilitates it, as soullessly as it sets up
banks and lays cables. And you must approve and conform, or be ruined,
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68
THE RUNAWAY CAR OF CAPITALISM

C
APITALISM, then, keeps us in perpetual motion. Now motion is not
a bad thing: it is life as opposed to stagnation, paralysis, and death. It
is novelty as opposed to monotony; and novelty is so necessary to us
that if you take the best thing within your reach (say the best food, the best
music, the best book, the best state of mind, or the best anything that
remains the same always), and if you stick to it long enough you will come
to loathe it. Changeable women, for instance, are more endurable than
monotonous ones, however unpleasant some of their changes may be: they
are sometimes murdered but seldom deserted; and it is the ups and downs of
married life that make it bearable. When people shake their heads because
we are living in a restless age, ask them how they would like to live in a
stationary one and do without change. Nobody who buys a motor car says
“the slower the better”. Motion is delightful when we can control it, guide
it, and stop it when it is taking us into danger.
Uncontrolled motion is terrible. Fancy yourself in a car which you do not
know how to steer and cannot stop, with an inexhaustible supply of petrol
in the tank, rushing along at fifty miles an hour on an island strewn with
rocks and bounded by cliff precipices! That is what living under Capitalism
feels like when you come to understand it. Capital is running away with us;
and we know that it has always ended in the past by taking its passengers
over the brink of the precipice at the foot of which are strewn the ruins of
empires. The desperately pressing present problem for all governments is
how to get control of this motion; make safe highways for it; and steer it
along those highways. If only we could stop it whilst we sit down and
think! But no: the car will not stop: on the contrary it goes faster and faster
as capital accumulates in greater and greater quantities, and as we multiply
our numbers. One statesman after another snatches at the wheel and tries his
hand. Kings try their hands; dictators try their hands; democratic prime
ministers try their hands; committees and Soviets try their hands; and we
look hopefully to them for a moment, imagining that they have got control
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right if only we will sit quiet. But Capital runs away with them all; and we
palpitate between relief when our ungovernable vehicle blunders into a
happy valley, and despair when we hear the growl of the waves at the foot
of the cliffs grow louder and louder instead of dying away in the distance.
Blessed then are those who do not know and cannot think: to them life
seems a joyride with a few disagreeable incidents that must be put up with.
They sometimes make the best rulers, just as the best railway signalman is
he who does not feel his responsibility enough to be frightened out of his
wits by it. But in the long run civilization depends on our governments
gaining an intelligent control of the forces that are running away with
Capitalism; and for that an understanding of them is necessary. Mere
character and energy, much as we admire them, are positively mischievous
without intellect and knowledge.
Our present difficulty is that nobody understands except a few students
whose books nobody else reads, or here and there a prophet crying in the
wilderness and being either ignored by the press or belittled as a crank. Our
rulers are full of the illusions of the money market, counting £5 a year as
£100. Our voters have not got even so far as this, because nine out of ten of
them, women or men, have no more experience of capital than a sheep has
of a woollen mill, though the wool comes off its own back.
But between the government and the governed there is a very important
difference. The governments do not know how to govern; but they know
that government is necessary, and that it must be paid for. The voters regard
government as a tyrannical interference with their personal liberty, and
taxation as the plunder of the private citizen by the officials of a tyrannous
state. Formerly this did not matter much, because the people had no votes.
Queen Elizabeth, for instance, told the common people, and even the
jurymen and the Knights of the Shires who formed the Parliament in her
time, that affairs of State were not their business, and that it was the
grossest presumption on their part to have any opinion of their own on such
matters. If they attempted to argue with her she threw them into prison
without the smallest hesitation. Yet even she could not extract money
enough from them in taxes to follow up her political successes. She could
barely hold her own by being quite right about the incompetence of the
commoners and knights, and being herself the most competent person of
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armies by which other despots maintained themselves. She could depend on
the loyalty of her people because she was able, as we say, to deliver the
goods. When her successors attempted to be equally despotic without being
able to deliver the goods, one of them was beheaded, and the other driven
out of the country. Cromwell rivalled her in ability; but though he was a
parliament man, he was finally driven to lay violent hands on Parliament,
and rule by armed force.
As to the common people, the view that their poverty and political
ignorance disqualified them for any share in the government of the country
was accepted until within my own lifetime. Within my father’s lifetime the
view that to give every man a vote (to say nothing of every woman) was
ridiculous and, if acted on, dangerous, seemed a matter of course not only
to Tories like the old Duke of Wellington, but to extreme revolutionaries
like the young poet Shelley. It seems only the other day that Mr Winston
Churchill declared that Labor is not fit to govern.
Now you probably agree with Queen Elizabeth, Cromwell, Wellington,
Shelley, and Mr Winston Churchill. At all events if you do you are quite
right. For although Mr Ramsay MacDonald easily convinced the country
that a Labor Government can govern at least as well as either the Liberal or
Conservative Governments who have had the support of Mr Churchill, the
truth is that none of them can govern: Capitalism runs away with them all.
The hopes that we founded on the extension of the franchise, first to
working men and finally to women, which means in effect to all adults,
have been disappointed as far as controlling Capitalism is concerned, and
indeed in most other respects too. The first use the women made of their
votes was to hurl Mr MacDonald out of Parliament and vote for hanging the
Kaiser and making Germany pay for the war, both of them impossibilities
which should not have imposed on even a male voter. They got the vote
mainly by the argument that they were as competent politically as the men;
and when they got it they at once used it to prove that they were just as
incompetent. The only point they scored at the election was that the defeat
of Mr MacDonald by their vote in Leicester shewed that they were not, as
the silliest of their opponents had alleged, sure to vote for the best-looking
man.
What the extension of political power to the whole community (Democracy,
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government and taxation at a moment when nothing but a great extension of
government and taxation can hope to control the Gadarene rush of
Capitalism towards the abyss. And this has produced a tendency which is
the very last that the old Suffragists and Suffragettes dreamt of, or would
have advocated if they had dreamt of it: namely, a demand for the
abandonment of parliamentary government and the substitution of a
dictatorship. In desperation at the failure of Parliament to rescue industry
from the profiteers, and currency from the financiers (which means rescuing
the livelihood of the people from the purely predatory side of Capitalism),
Europe has begun to clamor for political disciplinarians to save her.
Victorious France, with her currency in the gutter, may be said to be
advertising for a Napoleon or a political Messiah. Italy has knocked its
parliament down and handed the whip to Signor Mussolini to thrash Italian
democracy and bureaucracy into some sort of order and efficiency. In Spain
the king and the military commander-in-chief have refused to stand any
more democratic nonsense, and taken the law into their own hands. In
Russia a minority of devoted Marxists maintain by sheer force such
government as is possible in the teeth of an intensely recalcitrant peasantry.
In England we should welcome another Cromwell but for two
considerations. First, there is no Cromwell. Second, history teaches us that
if there were one, and he again ruled us by military force after trying every
sort of parliament and finding each worse than the other, he would be worn
out or dead after a few years; and then we should return like the sow to her
wallowing in the mire and leave the restored profiteers to wreak on the
corpse of the worn-out ruler the spite they dared not express whilst he was
alive. Thus our inability to govern ourselves lands us in such a mess that we
hand the job over to any person strong enough to undertake it; and then our
unwillingness to be governed at all makes us turn against the strong person,
the Cromwell or Mussolini, as an intolerable tyrant, and relapse into the
condition of Bunyan’s Simple, Sloth, and Presumption the moment his back
is turned or his body buried. We clamor for a despotic discipline out of the
miseries of our anarchy, and, when we get it, clamor out of the severe
regulation of our law and order for what we call liberty. At each blind rush
from one extreme to the other we empty the baby out with the bath, learning
nothing from our experience, and furnishing examples of the abuses of
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Let us see whether we cannot clear up this matter of government versus
liberty a little before we give up the human race as politically hopeless.

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69
THE NATURAL LIMIT TO LIBERTY

O
NCE for all, we are not born free; and we never can be free. When
all the human tyrants are slain or deposed there will still be the
supreme tyrant that can never be slain or deposed, and that tyrant is
Nature. However easygoing Nature may be in the South Sea Islands, where
you can bask in the sun and have food for the trouble of picking it up, even
there you have to build yourself a hut, and, being a woman, to bear and rear
children with travail and trouble. And, as the men are handsome and
quarrelsome and jealous, and, having little else to do except make love,
combine exercise with sport by killing oneanother, you have to defend
yourself with your own hands.
But in our latitudes Nature is a hard taskmaster. In primitive conditions it
was only by working strenuously early and late that we could feed and
clothe and shelter ourselves sufficiently to be able to survive the rigors of
our climate. We were often beaten by famine and flood, wolves and
untimely rain and storms; and at best the women had to bear large families
to make up for the deaths of children. They had to make the clothes of the
family and bake its bread as well as cook its meals. Such leisure as a
modern woman enjoys was not merely reprehensible: it was impossible. A
chief had to work hard for his power and privileges as lawgiver,
administrator, and chief of police; and had even his most pampered wife
attempted to live as idly and wastefully as thousands of ordinary ladies now
do with impunity, he would certainly have corrected her with a stick as
thick as his thumb, and been held not only guiltless, but commendably
active in the discharge of his obvious social duty. And the women were
expected to do the like by their daughters instead of teaching them, as
Victorian ladies did, that to do anything useful is disgraceful, and that if, as
inevitably happens, something useful has to be done, you must ring for a
servant and by no means do it yourself.
Now commercial civilization has been at root nothing more than the
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invent because they want to discover Nature’s secrets; but such popular
inventions as the bow and spear, the spade and plough, the wheel and arch,
come from the desire to make work easier out of doors. Indoors the
spinning wheel and loom, the frying-pan and poker, the scrubbing brush
and soap, the needle and safety pin, make domestic work easier. Some
inventions make the work harder, but also much shorter and more
intelligent, or else they make operations possible that were impossible
before: for instance, the alphabet, Arabic numerals, ready reckoners,
logarithms, and algebra. When instead of putting your back into your work
you put the horse’s or ox’s back into it, and later on set steam and explosive
spirits and electricity to do the work of the strained backs, a state of things
is reached in which it becomes possible for people to have less work than is
good for them instead of more. The needle becomes a sewing machine, the
sweeping brush becomes a vacuum cleaner, and both are driven from a
switch in the wall by an engine miles away instead of being treadled and
wielded by foot and hand. In Chapter 42 we had a glance at the way in
which we lost the old manual skill and knowledge of materials and of
buying and selling, first through division of labor (a very important
invention), and then through machinery. If you engage a servant today who
has been trained at a first-rate institution in the use of all the most modern
domestic machinery, and take her down to a country house, I will not go
quite so far yet as to warn you that though she knows how to work the
buttons on an automatic electric lift or step on and off an escalator without
falling on her nose, she cannot walk up or downstairs; but it may come to
that before long. Meanwhile you will have on your hands a supercivilized
woman whom you will be glad to replace by a girl from the nearest
primitive village, if any primitive villages are left in your neighborhood.
Let us, however, confine ourselves to the bearing of all this on that pet topic
of the leisured class, our personal liberty.
What is liberty? Leisure. What is leisure? Liberty. If you can at any moment
in the day say “I can do as I please for the next hour” then for that hour you
are at liberty. If you say “I must now do such and such things during the
next hour whether I like it or not” then you are not at liberty for that hour in
spite of Magna Carta, the Declaration of Rights (or of Independence), and
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May I, without being too intrusive, follow you throughout your daily
routine? You are wakened in the morning, whether you like it or not, either
by a servant or by that nerve-shattering abomination an alarum clock. You
must get up and light the fire and wash and dress and prepare and eat your
breakfast. So far, no liberty. You simply must. Then you have to make your
bed, wash up the breakfast things, sweep and tidy-up the place, and tidy
yourself up, which means that you must more or less wash and re-dress
your person until you are presentable enough to go out and buy fresh
supplies of food and do other necessary shopping. Every meal you take
involves preparation, including cooking, and washing up afterwards. In the
course of these activities you will have to travel from place to place, which
even in the house often means treadmill work on the stairs. You must rest a
little occasionally. And finally you must go to sleep for eight hours.
In addition to all this you must earn the money to do your shopping and pay
your rent and rates. This you can do in two main ways. You can work in
some business for at least eight hours a day, plus the journeys to and from
the place where you work. Or you can marry, in which case you will have to
do for your husband and children all the preparation of meals and marketing
that you had to do for yourself, to wash and dress the children until they are
able to wash and dress themselves, and to do all the other things that belong
to the occupation of wife and mother, including the administration of most
of the family income. If you add up all the hours you are forced to spend in
these ways, and subtract them from the twenty-four hours allowed you by
Nature to get through them in, the remainder will be your daily leisure: that
is, your liberty. Historians and journalists and political orators may assure
you that the defeat of the Armada, the cutting off of King Charles’s head,
the substitution of Dutch William for Scottish James on the throne, the
passing of the Married Women’s Property Acts, and the conquest by the
Suffragettes of Votes for Women, have set you free; and in moments of
enthusiasm roused by these assurances you may sing fervently that Britons
never never will be slaves. But though all these events may have done away
with certain grievances from which you might be suffering if they had not
occurred, they have added nothing to your leisure and therefore nothing to
your liberty. The only Acts of Parliament that have really increased liberty:
that is, added to the number of minutes in which a woman’s time is her
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Sunday Observance Acts which forbid commercial work on every seventh
day, and the Bank Holiday Acts.
You see, then, that the common trick of speaking of liberty as if we were all
either free or slaves, is a foolish one. Nature does not allow any of us to be
wholly free. In respect of eating and drinking and washing and dressing and
sleeping and the other necessary occasions of physical life, the most
incorrigible tramp, sacrificing every decency and honesty to freedom, is as
much a slave for at least ten or eleven hours a day as a constitutional king,
who has to live an almost entirely dictated life. An enslaved negress who
has six hours a day to herself has more liberty than a “free” white woman
who has only three. The white woman is free to go on strike, and the
negress is not; but the negress can console herself by her freedom to
commit suicide (fundamentally much the same thing), and by pitying the
Englishwoman because, having so much less liberty, she is only poor white
trash.
Now in our desire for liberty we all sympathize with the tramp. Our
difference from him, when we do differ, is that some of us want leisure so
that we may be able to work harder at the things we like than slaves, except
under the most brutal compulsion, work at the things they must do. The
tramp wastes his leisure and is miserable: we want to employ our leisure
and be happy. For leisure, remember, is not rest. Rest, like sleep, is
compulsory. Genuine leisure is freedom to do as we please, not to do
nothing.
As I write, a fierce fight between the miners and the mine-owners has
culminated in the increase of the miners’ daily working hours from seven to
eight. It is said that the miners want a seven hours working day. This is the
wrong way to put it. What the miners want is not seven hours mining but
seventeen hours off, out of which Nature will take at least ten for her
occasions, and locomotion another. Thus the miner, by rigidly economizing
his time, cutting out all loafing, and being fortunate in the weather and
season, might conceivably manage to have six hours of effective leisure out
of the twenty-four on the basis of seven hours earning and eleven hours for
sleep, recreation, loafing and locomotion. And it is this six hours of liberty
that he wants to increase. Even when the immediate object of his clamor for
shorter hours of work is only a mask for his real intention of working as
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hour, his final object is to obtain more money to spend on his leisure. The
pieceworker, the moment the piecework rate enables him to earn as much in
three or four days as he has been accustomed to earn in a week, is as likely
as not to take two or three days off instead of working as long as before for
twice as much money. He wants leisure more than money.
But the conclusive instance is that of property. Women desire to be women
of property because property secures to them the maximum of leisure. The
woman of property need not get up at six in the morning to light the fire.
She need not prepare her husband’s breakfast nor her own. She need not
wash-up nor empty the slops nor make the beds. She need not do the
marketing, nor any shopping except the sort she enjoys. She need not bother
more about her children than she cares to. She need not even brush her own
hair; and if she must still eat and sleep and wash and move from place to
place, these operations are made as luxurious as possible. She can count on
at least twelve hours leisure every day. She may work harder at trying on
new dresses, hunting, dancing, visiting, receiving, bridge, tennis, mountain
climbing, or any other hobby she may have, than a laborer’s wife works at
her compulsory housekeeping; but she is doing what she likes all the time,
and not what she must. And so, having her fill of liberty, she is usually an
ardent supporter of every political movement that protects her privilege, and
a strenuous and sometimes violently abusive opponent of every political
movement that threatens to curtail her leisure or reduce the quantity of
money at her disposal for its enjoyment. She clings to her position because
it gives her the utmost possible liberty; and her grievance is that she finds it
difficult to obtain and retain domestic servants because, though she offers
them higher wages and better food and lodging and surroundings than they
can secure for themselves as industrial employees, she also offers them less
freedom. Their time, as they say, is never their own except for occasional
evenings out. Formerly women of all classes, from governesses to scullery
maids, went into domestic service because the only alternative was rough
work in unbearably coarse company, and because, with comparatively
gentle dispositions, they were for the most part illiterate and ignorant.
Nowadays, being imprisoned in schools daily for at least nine years, they
are no longer illiterate; and there are many occupations open to them (for
instance, in city offices) that were formerly reserved for men. Even in rough
employment the company is not so rough as it used to be; besides, women
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habits that made the Victorian woman half an invalid. A hundred years ago
a housemaid was so different from a herring-gutter or a ragpicker that she
was for all business purposes an animal of another species. Today they are
all “young ladies” in their leisure hours; and the single fact that a
housemaid has less leisure than an industrial employee makes it impossible
to obtain a housemaid who is not half imbecile in a factory town, and not
easy to get one in a fishing port.
It is the same with men. But do not conclude that every woman and every
man desires freedom above all things. Some people are very much afraid of
it. They are so conscious that they cannot fend for themselves either
industrially or morally that they feel that the only safe condition for them is
one of tutelage, in which they will always have someone to tell them not
only what to do but how to behave. Women of this kind seek domestic
service, and men military service, not in spite of the forfeiture of their
freedom but because of it. Were it not for this factor in the problem it would
be harder to get domestic servants and soldiers than it is. Yet the ideal of the
servant and soldier is not continual tutelage and service: it is tutelage
relieved by an occasional spree. They both want to be as free as they dare.
Again, the very last thing the ordinary industrial male worker wants is to
have to think about his work. That is the manager’s job. What he wants to
think about is his play. For its sake he wants his worktime to be as short,
and his playtime as long, as he can afford. Women, from domestic necessity
and habit, are more accustomed to think about their work than men; for a
housewife must both work and manage; but she also is glad when her work
is over.
The great problem of the distribution of the national income thus becomes
also a problem of the distribution of necessary work and the distribution of
leisure or liberty. And this leisure or liberty is what we all desire: it is the
sphere of romance and infinite possibilities, whilst worktime is the sphere
of cut and dried compulsory reality. All the inventions and expedients by
which labor is made more productive are hailed with enthusiasm, and called
progress, because they make more liberty possible for us. Unfortunately, we
distribute the leisure gained by the invention of the machines in the most
absurd way that can be conceived. Take your woman of property whom we
have just discussed, with her fifteen hours leisure out of the twenty-four.
How does she obtain that leisure? Not by inventing anything, but by owning

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machines invented by somebody else and keeping the leisure they produce
all to herself, leaving those who actually work the machines with no more
leisure than they had before. Do not blame her: she cannot help herself,
poor lady! that is Capitalist law.
Look at it in the broader case of the whole nation. Modern methods of
production enable each person in the nation to produce much more than
they need consume to keep themselves alive and reproduce themselves.
That means that modern methods produce not only a national fund of
wealth but a national fund of leisure or liberty. Now just as you can
distribute the wealth so as to make a few people monstrously rich whilst
leaving all the rest as poor as before, you can distribute the leisure in such a
way as to make a few people free for fifteen hours a day whilst the rest
remain as they were, with barely four hours to dispose of as they please.
And this is exactly what the institution of private property has done, and
why a demand for its abolition and for the equal distribution of the national
leisure or liberty among the whole population has arisen under the banner
of Socialism.
Let us try to make a rough picture of what would happen if leisure, and
consequently productive work, were equally distributed. Let us pretend that
if we all worked four hours a day for thirtyfive years each of us could live
as well as persons with at least a thousand a year do now. Let us assume
that this state of things has been established by general agreement,
involving a compromise between the people who want to work only two
hours and live on a five-hundred-a-year scale and those who want to work
four hours and live twice as expensively!
The difficulty then arises that some kinds of work will not fit themselves
into instalments of four hours a day. Suppose you are married, for example.
If your husband is in business there is no trouble for him. He does every
day what he now does on Saturday: that is, begins at nine and knocks off at
one. But what about your work? The most important work in the world is
that of bearing and rearing children; for without that the human race would
presently be extinct. All women’s privileges are based on that fact. Now a
woman cannot be pregnant for four hours a day, and normal for the rest of
it. Nor can she nurse her infant for four hours and neglect it until nine next
morning. It is true that pregnancy does not involve complete and continuous
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established by experience than that any attempt to treat it as such is morbid
and dangerous. As some writers inelegantly express it, it is not a whole time
job. Nursing is much more continuously exacting, as children in institutions
who receive only what ignorant people call necessary attention mostly die,
whilst home children who are played with and petted and coddled and
tossed and sung-to survive with a dirty rag or two for clothing, and a
thatched cabin with one room and a clay floor for habitation.
A four hours working day, then, does not mean that everybody can begin
work at nine and leave off at one. Pregnancy and nursing are only items in
the long list of vitally important occupations that cannot be interrupted and
resumed at the sound of a hooter. It is possible in a factory to keep a
continuous process going by having six shifts of workers to succeed
oneanother during the twentyfour hours, so that each shift works no more
than four hours; but a ship, being a home as well as a workplace, cannot
accommodate six crews. Even if we built warships big enough to hold 5000
and carry food for them, the shifts could not retire from Jutland battles at
the end of each spell of four hours. Nor is such leisure as is possible on
board ship the equivalent of shore leisure, as the leisured passengers, with
their silly deck games, and their agonized scamperings fore and aft for
exercise know only too well.
Then there are the jobs that cannot be done in shifts because they must be
done by the same person throughout with a continuance that stretches
human endurance to the utmost limit. A chemist or physicist watching an
experiment, an astronomer watching an eclipse, a doctor or nurse watching
a difficult case, a Cabinet minister dealing with news from the front during
a war, a farmer saving his hay in the face of an unfavorable weather
forecast, or a body of scavengers clearing away a snowfall, must go on if
necessary until they drop, four hours or no four hours. Handel’s way of
composing an oratorio was to work at it night and day until it was finished,
keeping himself awake as best he might. Explorers are lucky if they do not
die of exhaustion, as many of them have, from prolonged effort and
endurance.
A four hour working day therefore, though just as feasible as an eight hour
day is now, or the five day week which is the latest cry, is in practice only a
basis of calculation. In factory and office work, and cognate occupations
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holidays or long and rare ones. I do not know what happens to you in this
respect; but in my own case, in spite of the most fervent resolutions to order
my work more sensibly, and of the fact that an author’s work can as a rule
quite well be divided into limited daily periods, I am usually obliged to
work myself to the verge of a complete standstill and then go away for
many weeks to recuperate. Eight or nine months overwork, and three or
four months change and overleisure, is very common among professional
persons.
Then there is a vital difference between routine work and what is called
creative or original work. When you hear of a man achieving eminence by
working sixteen hours a day for thirty years, you may admire that
apparently unnatural feat; but you must not conclude that he has any other
sort of ability: in fact you may quite safely put him down as quite incapable
of doing anything that has not been done before, and doing it in the old way.
He never has to think or invent. To him today’s work is a repetition of
yesterday’s work. Compare him, for example, with Napoleon. If you are
interested in the lives of such people you are probably tired of hearing how
Napoleon could keep on working with fierce energy long after all the
members of his council were so exhausted that they could not even pretend
to keep awake. But if you study the less often quoted memoirs of his
secretary Bourrienne you will learn that Napoleon often moodled about for
a week at a time doing nothing but play with children or read trash or waste
his time helplessly. During his enforced leisure in St Helena, which he
enjoyed so little that he probably often exclaimed, after Cowper’s Selkirk,
“Better live in the midst of alarms than dwell in this horrible place”, he was
asked how long a general lasted. He replied, “Six years”. An American
president is not expected to last more than four years. In England, where
there is no law to prevent a worn-out dotard from being Prime Minister,
even so imposing a parliamentary figure as Gladstone had to be practically
superannuated when he tried to continue into the eighteen-nineties the
commanding activities which had exhausted him in the seventies. To
descend to more commonplace instances you cannot make an accountant
work as long as a bookkeeper, nor a historian as continuously as a scrivener
or typist, though they are performing the same arithmetical and manual
operations. One will be tired out in three hours: the other can do eight
without turning a hair with the help of a snack or a cup of tea to relieve her
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work equally and uniformly in quantities measured by time. What you can
do is to give the workers, on the whole, equal leisure, bearing in mind that
rest and recuperation are not leisure, and that periods of necessary
recuperation in idleness must be counted as work, and often very irksome
work, to those who have been prostrated by extraordinary efforts
excessively prolonged.
The long and short of it is that freedom with a large F, general and
complete, has no place in nature. In practice the questions that arise in its
name are, first, how much leisure can we afford to allow ourselves? and
second, how far can we be permitted to do what we like when we are at
leisure? For instance, may we hunt stags on Dartmoor? Some of us say no;
and if our opinion becomes law, the liberty of the Dartmoor Hunt will be
curtailed to that extent. May we play golf on Sundays during church hours?
Queen Elizabeth would not only have said no, but made churchgoing
compulsory, and thereby have made Sunday a half-holiday instead of a
whole one. Nowadays we enjoy the liberty of Sunday golf. Under Charles
II, on the other hand, women were not allowed to attend Quaker meetings,
and were flogged if they did. In fact attendance at any sort of religious
service except that of the Church of England was a punishable offence; and
though it was not possible to enforce this law fully against Roman Catholics
and Jews, its penalties were ruthlessly inflicted on George Fox and John
Bunyan, though King Charles himself sympathized with them. It cost us a
revolution to establish comparative “liberty of conscience”; and we can
now build and attend handsome temples of The Church of Christ Scientist,
and form fantastic Separatist sects by the score if it pleases us.
On the other hand many things that we were free to do formerly we may not
do now. In England until quite lately, as in Italy to this day, when a woman
married, all her property became her husband’s; and if she had the ill luck to
marry a drunken blackguard, he could leave her to make a home for herself
and her children by her own work, and then come back and seize everything
she possessed and spend it in drink and debauchery. He could do it again
and again, and sometimes did. Attempts to remedy this were denounced by
happily married pious people as attacks on the sanctity of the marriage tie;
and women who advocated a change were called unwomanly; but at last
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now so well protected from plunder and rapine committed by her husband
that a Married Men’s Rights agitation has begun.
Outside the home a factory owner might and did work little children to
death with impunity, and do or leave undone anything he liked in his
factory. Today he can no more do what he likes there than you can do what
you like in Westminster Abbey. He is compelled by law to put up in a
conspicuous place a long list of the things he must do and the things he may
not do, whether he likes it or not. And when he is at leisure he is still subject
to laws that restrict his freedom and impose duties and observances on him.
He may not drive his motor car faster than twenty miles an hour (though he
always does), and must drive on the left and pass on the right in England,
and drive to the right and pass on the left in France. In public he must wear
at least some clothing, even when he is taking a sunbath. He may not shoot
wild birds or catch fish for sport except during certain seasons of the year;
and he may not shoot children for sport at all. And the liberty of women in
these respects is limited as the liberty of men is.
I need not bother you with more instances: you can think of dozens for
yourself. Suffice it that without leisure there is no liberty, and without law
there is no secure leisure. In an ideal free State, the citizen at leisure would
find herself headed off by a police officer (male or female) whenever she
attempted to do something that her fellow citizens considered injurious to
them, or even to herself; but the assumption would be that she had a most
sacred right to do as she pleased, however eccentric her conduct might
appear, provided it was not mischievous. It is the contrary assumption that
she must not do anything that she is not expressly licensed to do, like a
child who must come to its mother and ask leave to do anything that is not
in the daily routine, that destroys liberty. There is in British human nature,
and I daresay in human nature in general, a very strong vein of pure
inhibitiveness. Never forget the children in Punch, who, discussing how to
amuse themselves, decided to find out what the baby was doing and tell it it
mustnt. Forbiddance is an exercise of power; and we all have a will to
personal power which conflicts with the will to social freedom. It is right
that it should be jealously resisted when it leads to acts of irresponsible
tyranny. But when all is said, the people who shout for freedom without
understanding its limitations, and call Socialism or any other advance in
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are as obstructive to the extension of leisure and liberty as the more
numerous victims of the Inhibition Complex who, if they could, would
handcuff everybody rather than face the risk of having their noses punched
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70
RENT OF ABILITY

H
AVING cleared up the Liberty question by a digression (which must
have been a relief) from the contemplation of capital running away
with us, perhaps another digression on the equally confused question
of the differences in ability between one person and another may not be out
of place; for the same people who are in a continual scare about losing the
liberty which they have mostly not got are usually much troubled about
these differences. Years ago I wrote a small book entitled Socialism and
Superior Brains which I need not repeat here, as it is still accessible. It was
a reply to the late William Hurrell Mallock, who took it as a matter of
course, apparently, that the proper use of cleverness in this world is to take
advantage of stupid people to obtain a larger share than they of the nation’s
income. Rascally as this notion is, it is too common to be ignored. The
proper social use of brains is to increase the amount of wealth to be divided,
not to grab an unfair share of it; and one of the most difficult of our police
problems is to prevent this grabbing, because it is a principle of Capitalism
that everyone shall use not only her land and capital, but her cunning, to
obtain as much money for herself as possible. Capitalism indeed compels
her to do so by making no other provision for the clever ones than what
they can make out of their cleverness.
Let us begin by taking the examples which delight and dazzle us: that is, the
possessors of some lucrative personal talent. A lady with a wonderful voice
can hire a concert room to sing in, and admit nobody who does not pay her.
A gentleman able to paint a popular picture can hang it in a gallery with a
turnstile at the door, passable only on payment. A surgeon who has
mastered a dangerous operation can say to his patient, in effect, “Your
money or your life”. Giants, midgets, Siamese twins, and two-headed
singers exhibit themselves for money as monsters. Attractive ladies receive
presents enough to make them richer than their plainer or more scrupulous
neighbors. So do fascinating male dancing partners. Popular actresses
sometimes insist on being pampered and allowed to commit all sorts of
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peculiar charm without them; and the public countenances their exactions
fondly.
These cases need not worry us. They are very scarce: indeed if they became
common their power to enrich would vanish. They do not confer either
industrial power or political privilege. The world is not ruled by prima
donnas and painters, two-headed nightingales and surgical baronets, as it is
by financiers and industrial organizers. Geniuses and monsters may make a
great deal of money; but they have to work for it: I myself, through the
accident of a lucrative talent, have sometimes made more than a hundred
times as much money in a year as my father ever did; but he, as an
employer, had more power over the lives of others than I. A practical
political career would stop my professional career at once. It is true that I or
any other possessor of a lucrative talent or charm can buy land and
industrial incomes with our spare money, and thus become landlords and
capitalists. But if that resource were cut off, by Socialism or any other
change in the general constitution of society, I doubt whether anyone would
grudge us our extra spending money. An attempt by the Government to tax
it so as to reduce us to the level of ordinary mortals would probably be
highly unpopular, because the pleasure we give is delightful and
widespread, whilst the harm we do by our conceit and tantrums and
jealousies and spoiltness is narrowly limited to the unfortunate few who are
in personal contact with us. A prima donna with a rope of pearls ten feet
long and a coronet of Kohinoors does not make life any worse for the girl
with a string of beads who, by buying a five shilling ticket, helps to pay for
the pearls: she makes it better by enchanting it.
Besides, we know by our own experience, not only of prima donnas but of
commercial millionaires, that regular daily personal expenditure cannot be
carried beyond that of the richest class to be found in the community.
Persons richer than that, like Cecil Rhodes, Andrew Carnegie, and Alfred
Nobel, the inventor of dynamite (to name only the dead), cannot spend their
incomes, and are forced to give away money in millions for galleries and
museums which they fill with magnificent collections and then leave to the
public, or for universities, or churches, or prizes, or scholarships, or any sort
of public object that appeals to them. If equality of income were general, a
freak income here and there would not enable its possessor to live
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Hall for 100 nights in succession at a guinea a head for admission; but she
could not obtain a lady’s maid unless ladies’ maids were a social institution.
Nor could she leave a farthing to her children unless inheritance were a
social institution, nor buy an unearned and as yet unproduced income for
them unless Capitalism were a social institution. Thus, though it is always
quite easy for a Government to checkmate any attempt of an individual to
become richer than her neighbors by supertaxing her or directly prohibiting
her methods, it is unlikely that it will ever be worth while to do so where
the method is the exercise of a popular personal talent.
But when we come to that particular talent which makes its money out of
the exercise of other people’s talents, the case becomes gravely different. To
allow Cleopatra to make money out of her charms is one thing: to allow a
trader to become enormously rich by engaging five hundred Cleopatras at
ten pounds a week or less, and hiring them out at ten pounds a day or more,
is quite another. We may forgive a burglar in our admiration of his skill and
nerve; but for the fence who makes money by purchasing the burglar’s
booty at a tenth of its value it is impossible to feel any sympathy. When we
come to reputable women and honest men we find that they are exploited in
the same way. Civilization makes matters worse in this respect, because
civilization means division of labor. Remember the pin makers and pin
machines. In a primitive condition of society the maker of an article saves
the money to buy the materials, selects them, purchases them, and, having
made the article out of these materials, sells it to the user or consumer.
Today the raising of the money to buy the materials is a separate business;
the selection and purchasing is another separate business; the making is
divided between several workers or else done by a machine tended by a
young person; and the marketing is yet another separate business. Indeed it
is much more complicated than that, because the separate businesses of
buying materials and marketing products are themselves divided into
several separate businesses; so that between the origin of the product in raw
material from the hand of Nature and its final sale across the counter to you
there may be dozens of middlemen, of whom you complain because they
each take a toll which raises the price to you, and it is impossible for you to
find out how many of them are really necessary agents in the process and
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The same complication is found in that large part of the world’s work which
consists, not in making things, but in service. The woman who once took
the wool that her husband had just shorn from their sheep, and with her own
hands transformed it into a garment and sold it to the wearer, or clothed her
family with it, is now replaced by a financier, a shipper, a woolbroker, a
weaving mill, a wholesaler, a shopkeeper, a shop assistant, and Heaven
knows how many others besides, each able to do her own bit of the process
but ignorant of the other bits, and unable to do even her own bit until all the
others are doing their bits at the same time. Any one of them without the
others would be like an artillery man without a cannon or a shop assistant
with nothing to sell.
Now if you go through all these indispensable parties to any industry or
service, you will come on our question of exceptional ability in its most
pressing and dangerous form. You will find, for instance, that whereas any
ablebodied normal woman can be trained to become a competent shop
assistant, or a shorthand typist and operator of a calculating machine
(arithmetic is done by machines nowadays), or a factory hand, or a teacher,
hardly five out of every hundred can manage a business or administer an
estate or handle a large capital. The number of persons who can do what
they are told is always greatly in excess of the number who can tell others
what to do. If an educated woman asks for more than four or five pounds a
week in business, nobody asks whether she is a good woman or a bad one:
the question is, is there a post for her in which she will have to make
decisions, and if so, can she be trusted to make them. If the answer is yes,
she will be paid more than a living wage: if not, no.
Even when there is no room for original decisions, and there is nothing to
do but keep other people hard at their allotted work, and maintain discipline
generally, the ability to do this is an exceptional gift and has a special value.
It may be nothing more admirable than the result of a combination of brute
energy with an unamiable indifference to the feelings of others; but its value
is unquestionable: it makes its possessor a forewoman or foreman in a
factory, a wardress in a prison, a matron in an institution, a sergeant in the
army, a mistress in a school, and the like. Both the managing people and the
mere disciplinarians may be, and often are, heartily detested; but they are so
necessary that any body of ordinary persons left without what they call
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except the laws of nature, will elect a boatswain to order them about and a
captain to lead them and navigate the ship, though the one may be the most
insufferable bully and the other the most tyrannical scoundrel on board. In
the revolutionary army of Napoleon an expeditionary troop of dragoons,
commanded by an officer who became terrified and shammed illness,
insisted on the youngest of their number, a boy of sixteen, taking command,
because he was an aristocrat, and they were accustomed to make aristocrats
think for them. He afterwards became General Marbot: you will find the
incident recorded in his memoirs. Every woman knows that the most
strongminded woman in the house can set up a domestic tyranny which is
sometimes a reign of terror. Without directors most of us would be like
riderless horses in a crowded street. The philosopher Herbert Spencer,
though a very clever man, had the amiable trait in his character of an
intense dislike to coercion. He could not bring himself even to coerce his
horse; and the result was that he had to sell it and go on foot, because the
horse, uncoerced, could do nothing but stop and graze. Tolstoy, equally a
professed humanitarian, tamed and managed the wildest horses; but he did
it by the usual method of making things unpleasant for the horse until it
obeyed him.
However, horses and human beings are alike in that they very seldom object
to be directed: they are usually only too glad to be saved the trouble of
thinking and planning for themselves. Ungovernable people are the
exception and not the rule. When authority is abused and subordination
made humiliating, both are resented; and anything from a mutiny to a
revolution may ensue; but there is no instance on record of a beneficially
and tactfully exercised authority provoking any reaction. Our mental
laziness is a guarantee of our docility: the mother who says “How dare you
go out without asking my leave?” presently finds herself exclaiming “Why
cant you think for yourself instead of running to me for everything?” But
she would be greatly astonished if a rude motor car manufacturer said to
her, “Why cant you make a car for yourself instead of running to me for it?”
I am myself by profession what is called an original thinker, my business
being to question and test all the established creeds and codes to see how
far they are still valid and how far worn out or superseded, and even to draft
new creeds and codes. But creeds and codes are only two out of the
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have to take as they are offered to me on the authority of those who
understand them; so that though many people who cannot bear to have an
established creed or code questioned regard me as a dangerous
revolutionary and a most insubordinate fellow, I have to be in most matters
as docile a creature as you could desire to meet. When a railway porter
directs me to number ten platform I do not strike him to earth with a shout
of “Down with tyranny!” and rush violently to number one platform. I
accept his direction because I want to be directed, and want to get into the
right train. No doubt if the porter bullied and abused me, and I, after
submitting to this, found that my train really started from number seven
platform and that the number ten train landed me in Portsmouth when my
proper destination was Birmingham, I should rise up against that porter and
do what I could to contrive his downfall; but if he had been reasonably civil
and had directed me aright I should rally to his defence if any attempt were
made to depose him. I have to be housekept-for, nursed, doctored, and
generally treated like a child in all sorts of situations in which I do not know
what to do; and far from resenting such tutelage I am only too glad to avail
myself of it. The first time I was ever in one of those electric lifts which the
passengers work for themselves instead of being taken up and down by a
conductor pulling at a rope, I almost cried, and was immensely relieved
when I stepped out alive.
You may think I am wandering from our point; but I know too well by
experience that there is likely to be at the back of your mind a notion that it
is in our nature to resent authority and subordination as such, and that only
an unpopular and stern coercion can maintain them. Have I not indeed just
been impressing on you that the miseries of the world today are due in great
part to our objection, not merely to bad government, but to being governed
at all? But you must distinguish. It is true that we dislike being interfered
with, and want to do as we like when we know what to do, or think we
know. But when there is something that obviously must be done, and only
five in every hundred of us know how to do it, then the odd ninetyfive will
not merely be led by the five: they will clamor to be led, and will, if
necessary, kill anyone who obstructs the leaders. That is why it is so easy
for ambitious humbugs to get accepted as leaders. No doubt competent
leadership may be made unpopular by bad manners and pretension to
general superiority; and subordination may be made intolerable by
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cashiered, no matter how competent they are in other respects, because they
destroy self-respect and happiness, and create a dangerous resentment
complex which reduces the competence and upsets the tempers of those
whom they lead. But you may take it as certain that authority and
subordination in themselves are never unpopular, and can be trusted to re-
establish themselves after the most violent social convulsion. What is to be
feared is less their overthrow than the idolization of those who exercise
authority successfully. Nelson was idolized by his seamen; Lenin was
buried as a saint by revolutionary Russia; Signor Mussolini is adored in
Italy as The Leader (Il Duce); but no anarchist preaching resistance to
authority as such has ever been popular or ever will be.
Now it is unfortunately one of the worst vices of the Capitalist system that
it destroys the social equality that is indispensable to natural authority and
subordination. The very word subordination, which is properly co-
ordination, betrays this perversion. Under it directing ability is sold in the
market like fish; and, like sturgeon, it is dear because it is scarce. By paying
the director more than the directee it creates a difference of class between
them; and the difference of class immediately changes a direction or
command which naturally would not only not be resented but desired and
begged for, into an assertion of class superiority which is fiercely resented.
“Who are you that you should order me about? I am as good as you”, is an
outburst that never occurs when Colonel Smith gives an order to Lieutenant
the Duke of Tencounties. But it very often rises to the lips of Mrs Hicks
(though she may leave it unspoken out of natural politeness or fear of
consequences), who lives in a slum, when she receives from Mrs
Huntingdon Howard, who lives in a square, an order, however helpful to
her, given in a manner which emphasizes, and is meant to emphasize, the
lady’s conviction that Mrs Hicks is an inferior sort of animal. And Mrs
Howard sometimes feels, when Lady Billionham refuses to know her, that
Lord Billionham’s rank is but the guinea’s stamp: her man Huntingdon’s the
gowd for a’ that. Nothing would please her better than to take her super-
incomed neighbor down a peg. Whereas if Mrs Hicks and Mrs Huntingdon
Howard and Lady Billionham all had equal incomes, and their children
could intermarry without derogation, they would never dream of quarrelling
because they (or their husbands) could tell oneanother what to do when they
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for its consequences; and those who fear any dislike of such telling between
equals know little of human nature.
The worst of it is that Capitalism produces a class of persons so degraded
by their miserable circumstances that they are incapable of responding to an
order civilly given, and have to be fiercely scolded or cursed and kicked
before any work can be got out of them; and these poor wretches in turn
produce a class of slavedrivers who know no other methods of maintaining
discipline. The only remedy is not to produce such people. They are
abortions produced by poverty, and will disappear with it.
Reluctance to command is a more serious difficulty. When a couple of
soldiers are sent on any duty one of them must be made a corporal for the
occasion, as there must be someone to make the decisions and be
responsible for them. Usually both men object: each trying to shove the
burden on to the other. When they differ in this respect the Platonic rule is
to choose the reluctant man, as the probability is that the ambitious one is a
conceited fool who does not feel the responsibility because he does not
understand it. This kind of reluctance cannot be overcome by extra pay. It
may be overcome by simple coercion, as in the case of common jurors. If
you are a direct ratepayer you may find yourself at any moment summoned
to serve on a jury and make decisions involving the disgrace or vindication,
the imprisonment or freedom, the life or death of your fellowcreatures, as
well as to maintain the rights of the jury against the continual tendency of
the Bench to dictate its decisions. You are not paid to do this: you are forced
to do it, just as men were formerly pressed into the navy or forced to sit in
Parliament against their will and that of their constituents.
But though in the last resort coercion remains available as a means of
compelling citizens to undertake duties from which they shrink, it is found
in practice that fitness for special kinds of work carries with it a desire to
exercise it, even at serious material disadvantages. Mozart could have made
much more money as a valet than he did as the greatest composer of his
time, and indeed one of the greatest composers of all time; nevertheless he
chose to be a composer and not a valet. He knew that he would be a bad
valet, and believed that he could be a good composer; and this outweighed
all money considerations with him. When Napoleon was a subaltern he was
by no means a success. When Nelson was a captain he was found so
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But Napoleon was a great general and Nelson a great admiral; and I have
not the smallest doubt, nor probably have you, that if Napoleon and Nelson
had been forced to choose between being respectively a drummer boy and a
cabin boy and being a general and an admiral for the same money, they
would have chosen the job in which their genius had full scope. They would
even have accepted less money if they could have secured their proper job
in no other way. Have we not already noted, in Chapter 6, how the capitalist
system leaves men of extraordinary and beneficent talent, poor whilst
making nonentities and greedy money hunters absurdly rich?
Let us therefore dismiss the fear that persons of exceptional ability need
special inducements to exercise that ability to the utmost. Experience
proves that even the most severe discouragements and punishments cannot
restrain them from trying to do so. Let us return to the real social problem:
that of preventing them from taking advantage of the vital necessity and
relative scarcity of certain kinds of ability to extort excessive incomes.
In socialized services no difficulty arises. The civil servant, the judge, the
navy captain, the field marshal, the archbishop, however extraordinary able,
gets no more than any routineer of his rank and seniority. A real gentleman
is not supposed to sell himself to the highest bidder: he asks his country for
a sufficient provision and a dignified position in return for the best work he
can do for it. A real lady can say no less. But in capitalist commerce they
are both forced to be cads: that is, to hold up to ransom those to whom their
services are indispensable, and become rich at their expense. The mere
disciplinarian cannot extort very much because disciplinarians of one sort
or another are not very scarce. But the organizer and financier is in a strong
position. The owner of a big business, if his employees ask for anything
more than a subsistence wage as their share of its product, can always say
“Well, if you are not satisfied, take the business and work it yourself
without me”. This they are unable to do. The Trade Union to which his
employees belong may be tempted to take him at his word; but it soon finds
itself unable to carry on, that sort of management not being its job. He says
in effect, and often in so many words, “You cannot do without me; so you
must work on my terms”. They reply with perfect truth “Neither can you do
without us: let us see you organize without any workers to organize”. But
he beats them; and the reason is not that he can do without them any more
than they can do without him (or her), but that his bargain for the use of his

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ability is not really made with them but with the landlords whose land he is
using and the capitalists who have lent him the capital for his enterprise. It
is to them that he can say unanswerably “You cannot do without me”. They
may say “Yes we can. We can tell the workers that unless they give up
everything they can make out of our land and capital to us except what is
enough to keep them alive and renew themselves from generation to
generation they shall starve; because they cannot produce without land and
capital, and we own all there is available of both”. “That is true” retorts the
able organizer and financier; “but please to remember that without an
elaborate scientific organization of their labor they can produce no more
than a mob of allotment holders, or of serfs on a tenth century manor,
whereas if I organize them for you industrially and financially I can
multiply their product a thousandfold. Even if you have to pay me a large
share of the increase due to my ability you are still far richer than if you did
without me.” And to this there is no reply. In this way there arises under
Capitalism not only a rent of land and a rent of capital (called interest), but
a rent of ability (called profit); and just as in order to secure equality of
income it becomes necessary to nationalize land and capital, so it becomes
necessary to nationalize ability. We already do this in part by taxing profits.
But we do it completely only when, as in the public services, we give it
direct national or municipal employment.
Note that rent of ability is a form of rent of labor. Rent is a word that it is
very necessary to understand, and that very few people do understand: they
think it is only what they have to pay to their landlord. But technically rent
is a price that arises whenever there are differences in the yield of any
particular source of wealth. When there is a natural difference between the
yield of one field and another, or one coal-mine and another, or between the
advantages of one building site and another, people will pay more for the
better than for the worse; and that extra price is rent. Similarly, when there
is a difference between the business ability of one person and another, the
price of that difference is rent. You cannot abolish rent, because you cannot
abolish the natural difference between one cornfield and another, one coal-
field and another, or one person and another; but you can nationalize it by
nationalizing the land, the mines, and the labor of the country either directly
or by national appropriation of their product by taxation, as to which latter
method, as we have seen, there are limits. Until this is done, rent of ability
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idle landlords and capitalists and destroy economic equality. Great
astronomers, chemists, mathematicians, physicists, philosophers, explorers,
discoverers, teachers, preachers, sociologists, and saints may be so poor that
their wives are worn-out in a constant struggle to keep up appearances and
make both ends meet; but the business organizers pile millions on millions
whilst their unfortunate daughters carry about diamonds and sables to
advertize their parent’s riches, and drink cocktails until they feel so bad
inside that they pay large sums to surgeons to cut them open and find out
what is the matter with them. If you reproach these organizers for their
inordinate gains, they tell you—or they would tell you if they understood
their own position and could express it intelligibly—that every penny they
make is made by making money for other people as well; that before they
can spend a farthing on themselves they must provide rent for the landlord,
interest for the capitalist, and wages for the proletarian on a scale that
would be impossible without them; and that England can support five times
the number of people she could a hundred years ago because her industries
are better organized and more amply financed by them and their like. This
is true; but you need not be abashed by it; for which of us has not to provide
rent for the landlord, interest for the capitalist, and wages for the laborer
before we can spend a penny on ourselves? And why should the organizer
and financier be paid more for the exercise of his particular faculty than we
who have to co-operate with him by the exercise of our particular faculties
before he can produce a loaf of bread or a glass of milk? It is not natural
necessity but the capitalist system that enables him to snatch more than his
fellow workers from the welter of competitive commerce; and while this
lasts we shall have the financier’s daughter saying to the scavenger’s
daughter “What would your common dirty father do without my father, who
is going to be made a lord?” and the scavenger’s daughter retorting “What
would your greedy robber of a father do if my father did not keep the streets
clean for him?” Of course you have never heard a lady or a young person
talk like that. And probably you never will. They are too polite and too
thoughtless to discuss their father’s positions. Besides, they never speak to
oneanother. But if they did, and anything upset their tempers, their last
words before they came to blows would be just those which I have
imagined. If you doubt it, read what the capitalist papers say about Trade
Unionists and Socialists, and what the proletarian papers say about
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who has worked in her own necessary way all her life as hard as or harder
than any financier, and in the end has nothing to leave to her daughter but
her pail and scrubbing brush, really believes, or ever will believe, that Lady
Billionham, inheriting a colossal income from her father the financier, has
any moral right to her money? Or, if your father had discovered and worked
out the theory of relativity, and was acknowledged throughout the world to
have the greatest mind since Newton’s, would you consider it morally
satisfactory to be obliged to jump at an offer of marriage from a Chicago
pork king to enable your illustrious parent to have more than one
presentable suit of clothes, knowing all the time that if it had not been for
the work of men like your father in pure science not a wheel in the whole
vast machinery of modern production would be turning, nor a bagman be
able to travel faster than Marco Polo? Privately appropriated rent, whether
of land, capital, or ability, makes bad blood; and it is of bad blood that
civilizations die. That it is why it is our urgent business to see that Lord
Billionham gets no more than Einstein, and neither of them more than the
charwoman. You cannot equalize their abilities, but fortunately you can
equalize their incomes. Billionham’s half-crown is as good as Einstein’s
two-and-sixpence; and the charwoman’s thirty pennies will buy as much
bread as either. Equalize them in that respect, and their sons and daughters
will be intermarriageable, which will be a very good thing for them, and
lead to an enormous improvement of our human stock, the quality of which
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PARTY POLITICS

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OU are now in possession of enough knowledge of Socialism and
Capitalism to enable you to understand what is going on in the world
industrially and politically. I shall not advise you to discuss these
matters with your friends. They would listen in distressed silence and then
tell the neighborhood that you are what they imagine a Bolshevik to be.
It is possible, however, that you may be interested in current party politics
yourself, even to the extent of attending party meetings, applauding party
candidates, canvassing for party votes, and experiencing all the emotions of
party enthusiasm, party loyalty, and party conviction that the other party
and its candidate are enemies of the human race. In that case I must give
you a warning.
Do not rush to the conclusion that Socialism will be established by a
Socialist party and opposed by an anti-Socialist party. Within my lifetime I
have seen the Conservatives, when in opposition, vehemently opposing and
denouncing a measure proposed by the Liberals, and, when they had
defeated the Liberals and come into power, pass that very measure
themselves in a rather more advanced form. And I have seen the Liberals do
the same, and this, too, not in matters of no great consequences, but in such
far-reaching social changes as Free Trade, the enfranchisement of the
working classes, the democratization of local government, and the buying-
out of the Irish landlords. The Spanish lady in Byron’s poem, who,
“swearing she would ne’er consent, consented”, was a model of consistency
compared to our party governments. We have at present a Capitalist party
opposed by a Labor party; but it is quite possible that all the legislative
steps towards Socialism will be taken when the anti-Socialist party is in
power, and pretty certain that at least half of them will. When they are
proposed by a Capitalist Government they will be opposed by the Labor
Opposition, and when they are proposed by a Labor Government they will
be opposed by the Capitalist Opposition, because “it is the business of an
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There is another possibility which may disappoint your expectation. The
Labor Party is growing rapidly. Twenty years ago it did not exist officially
in Parliament. Today it is the official Opposition. If it continues to grow at
this rate the time is not very far off when it will take practically complete
possession of the House of Commons. The Conservatives and Liberals left
will, even in coalition, be too few to constitute an effective Opposition,
much less form a Government. But beware of assuming that the result will
be a unanimous House of Commons with an unopposed Labor Government
carrying everything before it. Do not even assume that the Labor Party will
split into two parties, one Conservative and the other Progressive. That
would be the happiest of the possibilities. The danger is that it may split
into half a dozen or more irreconcilable groups, making parliamentary
government impossible. That is what happened in the Long Parliament in
the seventeenth century, when men were just what they are now, except that
they had no telephones nor airplanes. The Long Parliament was united at
first by its opposition to the King. But when it cut off the King’s head, it
immediately became so disunited that Cromwell, like Signor Mussolini
today, had at last to suppress its dissensions by military force, and rule more
despotically than ever the King had dared. When Cromwell died, it
reassembled and split up again worse than ever, bringing about such a
hopeless deadlock in government that there was no way out of the mess but
to send for the dead King’s son and use him, under his father’s title, as the
figurehead of a plutocratic oligarchy exercising all the old kingly powers
and greatly extending them.
If six hundred Labor members were returned at the next General Election
history might repeat itself. The Socialists, the Trade Unionists who are not
Socialists, the Communists who are not Communists but only pseudo-
Bolshevists, the Republicans, the Constitutional-Monarchists, the old
Parliamentary hands who are pure Opportunists, and the uncompromising
Idealists, to say nothing of the Churchmen and Anti-clericals (Episcopalians
and Separatists), the Deists and Atheists, would come to loggerheads at
once. As far as I can see, nothing could avert a repetition of the seventeenth
century catastrophe, or the modern Italian and Spanish ones, except a solid
Socialist majority of members who really know what Socialism means and
are prepared to subordinate all their traditional political and religious
differences to its establishment. Unfortunately most of the people who call
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attach its name to all sorts of fads and faiths and resentments and follies that
have nothing to do with it. A Labor electoral triumph may end either in
another Cromwell or Napoleon III or Mussolini or General Primo di Rivera
if there happens to be one at hand, or in the passing of power to any party
that is solid enough to keep together and vote together, even though its
solidarity be the solidarity of sheepish stupidity or panic-stricken retreat.
Stupidity and cowardice never lose this advantage. You must have noticed
among your acquaintances that the very conventional ones have all the
same old opinions, and are quite impervious to new ones, whilst the
unconventional ones are all over the shop with all sorts of opinions, and
disagree with and despise oneanother furiously. That is why, though all
progress depends on the unconventional people who want to change things,
they have so little influence politically. They pull hard; but they do not pull
together; and they pull in different directions. The people whom in your
moments of impatience with their dullness you call stick-in-the-muds either
pull all together and in the same direction (generally backwards), or, more
formidably still, stand together solid and foursquare, refusing to move in
any direction. Against stupidity, said Schiller, the gods themselves fight in
vain. Long before Schiller, Solomon said “Let a bear robbed of her whelps
meet a man, rather than a fool in his folly”. They were both right.
Yet it is a mistake to vote for stupidity on the ground that stupid people do
not quarrel among themselves. Within the limits of their conservatism they
quarrel more irreconcilably, because more unreasonably, than
comparatively clever people. That is why we call them pigheaded. If six
hundred of them were returned at the next General Election, so that they
had no longer anything to fear from Labor or Liberalism or any other
section, it would be just as impossible to keep them together as if they were
proletarians. In 1924 the country was stampeded by a ridiculous anti-
Russian scare into returning anti-Socialists in a majority of more than two
to one. The result was, not a very solid Government, but a very fragmentary
one. It soon split up into reckless Diehard Coercionists, timid
Compromisers, cautious Opportunists, Low Church Protestants, Anglican
Catholics, Protectionists from the Midlands, Free Traders from the ports,
country gentlemen, city bosses, Imperialists, Little Englanders, innocents
who think that Trade Unions ought to be exterminated like nests of vipers,
and practical business men who know that big business could not be carried
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Empire Insurance, blind resisters of taxation as such, Inflationists, Gold
Bugs, High Tories who would have Government authority and interference
everywhere, Laisser-faire doctrinaires who would suffer it as nearly as
possible nowhere, and Heaven knows how many others, all pulling the
Cabinet different ways, paralyzing it and neutralizing oneanother, whilst the
runaway car of Capitalism kept rushing them into new places and
dangerous situations all the time.
During the first half of my own lifetime: that is, during the latter half of the
nineteenth century, the Conservative and Liberal parties were much more
equally balanced than at present. The Governments were on their good
behavior because their majorities were narrow. The House of Commons
was then respected and powerful. With the South African war a period of
large majorities set in. Immediately the House of Commons began to fall
into something very like contempt in comparison with its previous standing.
The majorities were so large that every Government felt that it could do
what it liked. That quaint conscience which was invented by English
statesmen to keep themselves honest, and called by everybody Public
Opinion, was overthrown as an idol, and the ignorance, forgetfulness, and
follies of the electorate were traded on cynically until the few thinkers who
read the speeches of the political leaders and could remember for longer
than a week the pledges and statements they contained, were amazed and
scandalized at the audacity with which the people were humbugged. The
specific preparations for war with Germany were concealed, and finally,
when suspicion became acute, denied; and when at last we floundered into
the horror of 1914-18, which left the English Church disgraced, and the
great European empires shattered into struggling Republics (the very last
thing that the contrivers of the war intended), the world had lost faith in
parliamentary government to such an extent that it was suspended and
replaced by dictatorship in Italy, Spain, and Russia without provoking any
general democratic protest beyond a weary shrug of the shoulders. The old
parliamentary democrats were accomplished and endless talkers; but their
unreal theory that nothing political must be done until it was understood
and demanded by a majority of the people (which meant in effect that
nothing political must ever be done at all) had disabled them as men of
action; and when casual bodies of impatient and irresponsible proletarian
men of action attempted to break up Capitalism without knowing how to do
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in which it was possible for Signor Mussolini to be made absolute
managing director (Dictator or Duce) of the Italian nation as its savior from
parliamentary impotence and democratic indiscipline.
Socialism, however, cannot perish in these political storms and changes.
Socialists have courted Democracy, and even called Socialism Social-
Democracy to proclaim that the two are inseparable. They might just as
plausibly argue that the two are incompatible. Socialism is committed
neither way. It faces Caesars and Soviets, Presidents and Patriarchs, British
Cabinets and Italian Dictators or Popes, patrician oligarchs and plebeian
demagogues, with its unshaken demonstration that they cannot have a stable
and prosperous State without equality of income. They may plead that such
equality is ridiculous. That will not save them from the consequences of
inequality. They must equate or perish. The despot who values his head and
the crowd that fears for its liberty are equally concerned. I should call
Socialism not Democratic but simply Catholic if that name had not been
taken in vain so often by so many Churches that nobody would understand
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THE PARTY SYSTEM

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UR Party System does not mean, as many people suppose, that
differences of opinion always divide human beings into parties. Such
differences existed ages before the Party System was ever dreamt of.
What it means is that our monarchs, instead of choosing whom they please
to advise them as Cabinet Ministers in ruling the realm (to form a
Government, as we say), must choose them all from whatever party has a
majority in the House of Commons, however much they may dislike them
or mistrust their ability, or however obvious it may be that a more talented
Cabinet could be formed by selecting the ablest men from both parties.
This system carries with it some quaint consequences. Not only must the
King appoint to high offices persons whom he may privately regard as
disastrous noodles, or whose political and religious principles he may
abhor: the ordinary member of Parliament and the common voter are placed
in a similar predicament, because every vote given in the House or at a
parliamentary election becomes a vote on the question whether the Party in
office is to remain there or not. For instance, a Bill is introduced by the
Government to allow women to vote at the same age as men, or to put a tax
on bachelors, or to institute pensions for widowed mothers, or to build ten
more battleships, or to abolish or extend divorce, or to raise the age for
compulsory school attendance, or to increase or diminish taxation, or
anything else you please. Suppose this Bill is brought in by a Conservative
Government, and you are a Conservative member of Parliament! You may
think it a most detestable and mischievous Bill. But if you vote against it,
and the Bill is thrown out, the Conservative Government will no longer be
in a majority, or, as we say, it will no longer possess the confidence of the
House. Therefore it must go to the King and resign, whereupon the King
will dissolve Parliament; and there will be a General Election at which you
will have to stand again (which will cost you a good deal of money and
perhaps end in your defeat) before anything else can be done. Now if you
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dislike this Bill or that Bill, yet its passing into law would be a less evil than
an overthrow of the Conservative Government, and the possible accession
to power of the Labor Party. Therefore you swallow the Bill with a wry
face, and vote just as the Government Whips tell you to, flatly against your
convictions.
But suppose you are a member of the Labor Party instead, and think the Bill
a good one. Then you are in the same fix: you must vote against it and
against your convictions, because however good you may think the Bill,
you think that a defeat of the Government and a chance for the Labor Party
to return to power would be still better. Besides, if the Bill is good, the
Labor Party can bring it in again and pass it when Labor wins a majority.
If you are only a voter you are caught in the same cleft stick. It may be
plain to you that the candidate of your Party is a political imbecile, a
pompous snob, a vulgar ranter, a conceited self-seeker, or anything else that
you dislike, and his opponent an honest, intelligent, public-spirited person.
No matter: you must vote for the Party candidate, because, if you do not,
your Party may be defeated, and the other Party come into power. And,
anyhow, however disagreeable your candidate may be personally, when he
gets into the House he will have to vote as the Party Whips tell him to; so
his personal qualities do not matter.
The advantage of this system is that a House of Commons consisting of
about a dozen capable ministers and their opponents: say twenty-five
effectives all told, and 590 idiots with just enough intelligence to walk into
the lobby pointed out to them by the Whips and give their names at the
door, can carry on the government of the country quite smoothly, when 615
independents, with opinions and convictions of their own, voting according
to those opinions and convictions, would make party government
impossible. It was not, however, on this ground that the party system was
introduced, though it has a great deal to do with its maintenance. It was
introduced because our Dutch king William the Third, of glorious, pious,
and immortal memory, discovered that he could not fight the French king,
Louis XIV, le Roi Soleil, with a House of Commons refusing him supplies
and reducing the army just as each member thought fit. A clever statesman
of that time named Robert Spencer, second Earl of Sunderland, pointed out
to him that if he chose his ministers always from the strongest party in the
House of Commons, which happened just then to be the Whig party, that

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party would have to back him through the war and make its followers do
the same, just as I have described. King William hated the Whigs, being a
strong Tory himself; and he did not like Sunderland’s advice. But he took it,
and thereby set up the Party System under which we are ruled.
Is there any practicable alternative to the Party System? Suppose, for
instance, that there was a general revolt against being compelled to vote for
dummies and nincompoops, and that independent candidates became so
popular that all party candidates were defeated by them, or, if you think that
is going too far, suppose independent candidates returned in such numbers
that they could defeat any Government by casting their votes in the House
against it, like the old Irish Nationalist Party! Such a revolt already exists
and always will exist. The upshot of the General Elections is determined,
not by the voters who always vote for their party right or wrong, but by a
floating body of independent electors who vote according to their interests
and preferences, and often support one party at one election and the
opposite party at the next. It is these unattached people who win the odd
trick which decides which party shall govern. They either know nothing
about the Party System, or snap their fingers at it and vote just as they
please. It is probable that they outnumber the party voters, and return party
members to Parliament only because, as no others are selected as candidates
by the party organizations, there is seldom any independent candidate to
vote for.
It is conceivable that the King might some day find himself confronted by a
House of Commons in which neither party had a majority, the effective
decision resting with members belonging to no party. In that case His
Majesty might appeal in vain to the party leaders to form a Government.
This situation has occurred several times of late in France, where it has
been brought about by the existence in the French Chamber of so many
parties that none of them is in a majority; so that a leader can form a
Government only by inducing several of these parties to combine for the
moment, and thus make what is called a Block. But this is not always easy;
and even when it is accomplished, and the Blockmaker forms a
Government, it is so hard to keep the Block together that nobody expects it
to last for five years, as our party governments do: its lifetime is anything
from a week to six months. There have been moments lately in France when
we did not know from one day to another who was Prime Minister there, M.

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Briand, M. Herriot, M. Painlevé, or M. Poincaré. And what has happened in
France may happen here, either through an overwhelming party majority
causing the party to split up into hostile groups and thus substitute half a
dozen parties, all in a minority, for the two parties which are necessary to
the working of the Party System, or through the return of enough
independent members to make any Party Government dependent on them.
You will therefore be justified if you ask me rather anxiously whether
Parliament can not be worked on some other than the Party System.
As a matter of fact in this country we have, beside the House of Commons,
parliaments all over the place. We have the great city Corporations, the
County Councils, the Borough Councils, the District Councils, and so on
down to the Parish meetings in the villages; and not one of them is worked
on the Party System. They get on quite well without it. If you mention this,
you will be at once contradicted, because on many of these bodies party
feeling is intense. The members hold party meetings. The elections are
fought on party cries. Votes are taken on party lines, and members of the
party which is in the minority are sometimes excluded from the committee
chairmanships, which are the nearest things to ministerial offices available,
though such exclusion is considered sharp practice if pushed too far. But all
this does not involve the Party System any more than a pot of jam and a
pound of flour constitute a roly-poly pudding. There is no Prime Minister
and no Cabinet. The King does not meddle in the business: he does not send
for the most prominent men and ask them to form a Government. There is
no Government in the House of Commons sense of the word, though the
city or county is nevertheless governed, and often governed with an
efficiency which puts the House of Commons to shame. Every member can
vote as he thinks best without the slightest risk of throwing his party out of
power and bringing on a General Election. If a motion is defeated, nobody
resigns: if it is carried, nobody’s position is changed. Things are not done in
that very puzzling way.
The way they are done is simple enough. The Council is elected for three
years; and until the three years are up there can be no general election. Its
business is conducted by committees: Public Health Committees, Electric
Lighting Committees, Finance Committees, and so forth. These committees
meet separately, and set forth their conclusions as to what the Council ought
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Council meets, these strings of resolutions are brought up as the reports of
the Committees, and are confirmed or rejected or amended by the general
vote. Many of our Labor members of the House of Commons have served
their parliamentary apprenticeship on local bodies under this
straightforward system.
The two systems, though widely different today, spring from the same root.
Before Sunderland prompted William III to introduce the Party System, the
King used to appoint committees, which were then all called cabinets, to
deal with the different departments of government. These cabinets were
committees of his Council; and in this stage they were the model of the
municipal committees I have just described. The secretaries of the cabinets,
called Secretaries of States, met to concert their activities. The activities
thus concerted formed their policy; and they themselves, being all cabinet
ministers, came to be called THE Cabinet, after which the word was no
longer applied to other bodies. In politics it now means nothing else, the old
cabinets being called Offices (Home Office, War Office, Foreign Office,
etc.), Boards, Chanceries, Treasuries, or anything except cabinets.
The rigidity of the Party System, as we have seen, depends on the
convention that whenever the Government is defeated on a division in the
House, it must “appeal to the country”: that is, the Cabinet Ministers must
resign their offices, and the King dissolve the Parliament and have a new
one elected. But this leads to such absurd consequences when the question
at issue is unimportant and the vote taken when many members are absent,
and at all times it reduces the rank and file of the members to such abject
voting machines, that if it were carried out to the bitter end members might
as well stay at home and vote by proxy on postcards to the Whips, as
shareholders do at company meetings. Such slavery is more than even
parliamentary flesh and blood, to say nothing of brains, can stand;
consequently Governments are forced to allow their followers some
freedom by occasionally declaring that the measure under discussion is “not
a Party Question”, and “taking off the Whips”, which means that members
may vote as they please without fear of throwing their Party out of office
and bringing on a General Election. This practice is bound to grow as
members become more independent and therefore more apt to split up into
groups. The tendency already is for Governments to resign only when they
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confidence of the House, except, of course, when the division is on one of
those cardinal points of policy which, if decided against the Government,
would involve an appeal to the country in any case. No doubt the Whips
will continue to threaten weak-minded members that the slightest exercise
of independence will wreck the Government; and those whose election
expenses are paid out of party funds will find that when the Party pays the
piper the Whips call the tune; but I think you may take it (in case you
should think of going into Parliament) that the House of Commons is
becoming less and less like a stage on which an opera chorus huddles round
a few haughty soloists, never opening its hundred mouths except to echo
these principals and give them time to breathe. It is already evident that the
more women there are in the House, the more refractory it will be to the
logical extremes of party discipline, and the sooner party questions will
become the exceptions and open questions the rule.
Here, however, I must warn you of another possibility. The two Houses of
Parliament are as much out of date as instruments for carrying on the public
business of a modern community as a pair of horses for drawing an
omnibus. In 1920 two famous Socialist professors of political science,
Sidney and Beatrice Webb, published a Constitution for the Socialist
Commonwealth of Great Britain. In that Constitution the notion of going on
with our ancient political machinery at Westminster is discarded as
impracticable, and its present condition described as one of creeping
paralysis. Instead, it is proposed that we should have two parliaments, one
political and the other industrial, the political one maintaining the cabinet
system, and the industrial one the municipal system. I cannot go into the
details of such a change here: you will find them in the book. I mention it
just to prepare you for such happenings. Certain it is that if our old
Westminster engine is left as it is to cope with the modern developments of
Capitalism, Capitalism will burst it; and then something more adequate
must be devised and set up, whether we like it or not.

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DIVISIONS WITHIN THE LABOR PARTY

Y
OU now see how essential it is to the working of our parliamentary
system, under a Labor or any other Government, that the Cabinet
should have a united party behind it, large enough to outvote any
other party in the House. You see also that whereas a party only barely large
enough to do this is held together by the fear of defeat, a party so large that
the whole House belongs to it ceases to be a party at all, and is sure to split
up into groups which have to be combined into blocks of groups before a
Cabinet can be formed and government effectively carried on. In the
nineteenth century we were all sure that this could never occur. In the
twentieth it is as certain as anything of the kind can be that the Proletariat
will extend its present invasion of Parliament until it achieves in effect
complete conquest. Therefore we had better examine a few questions on
which the apparent unanimity in the Labor Party is quite delusive.
To interest you I am tempted to begin with the question of the virtual
exclusion of women from certain occupations. This morning I received a
letter from the Government College of Lahore in the Punjab which contains
the following words: “The number of people in India speaking Urdu of one
kind or another is about 96,000,000. Out of this number 46,000,000 are
women who are mostly in purdah and do not go out.” Now I dare not tell
you, even if I knew, how many members of the Labor Party believe that the
proper place for women is in purdah. There are enough, anyhow, to start a
very pretty fight with those who would remove all artificial distinctions
between men and women. But I must pass over this because, vital as it is, it
will not split the Labor Party more than it has split the older parties. If men
were the chattel slaves of women in law (as some of them are in fact), or
women the chattel slaves of men in fact (as married women used to be in
law), that would not affect the change from Capitalism to Socialism. Let us
confine ourselves to cases that would affect it.
It is fundamental in Socialism that idleness shall not be tolerated on any
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the right at any moment to down tools and refuse to do another stroke until
his demands are satisfied. It is impossible to imagine a flatter contradiction.
And the question of the right to strike is becoming more acute every year.
We have seen how the little businesses have grown into big businesses, and
the big businesses into Trusts that control whole industries. But the Trade
Unions have kept up with this growth. The little unions have grown into big
unions; and the big unions have combined into great federations of unions;
consequently the little strikes have become terribly big strikes. A modern
strike of electricians, a railway strike, or a coal strike can bring these
industries, and dozens of others which depend on them, to a dead stop, and
cause unbearable inconvenience and distress to the whole nation.
To make strikes more effective, a new sort of Trade Union has developed,
called an Industrial Union to distinguish it from the old Craft Unions. The
Craft Union united all the men who lived by a particular craft or trade: the
carpenters, the masons, the tanners and so on. But there may be men of a
dozen different crafts employed in one modern industry: for instance, the
building industry employs carpenters, masons, bricklayers, joiners,
plumbers, slaters, painters, and various kinds of laborers, to say nothing of
the clerical staffs; and if these are all in separate unions a strike by one of
them cannot produce the effect that a strike of all of them would. Therefore
unions covering the whole industry without regard to craft (Industrial
Unions) have been formed. We now have such bodies as the Transport
Workers’ Union and the National Union of Railway Workers, in which
workers from dozens of different trades are combined. They can paralyze
the whole industry by a strike. In the nineteenth century very few strikes or
lock-outs were big enough to be much noticed by the general public. In the
twentieth there have already been several which were national calamities.
The Government has been forced to interfere either by trying to buy the
disputants off with subsidies, or to persuade the employers and the strikers
to come to some agreement. But as the Government has no power either to
force the men to go back to work or the employers to grant their demands,
its intervention is not very effective, and never succeeds until a great deal of
mischief has been done. It has been driven at last to attempt a limitation of
the magnitude of strikes by an Act of 1927 forbidding “sympathetic” strikes
and lock-outs, lock-outs being included to give the Act an air of fair play.
But as this Act does not forbid the formation of industrial unions, nor take
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of course it always can), it is only a gesture of impotent rage, useless as a
remedy, but significant of the growing indisposition of the nation to tolerate
big strikes. They are civil wars between Capital and Labor in which the
whole country suffers.
The Socialist remedy for this dangerous nuisance is clear. Socialism would
impose compulsory social service on all serviceable citizens, just as during
the war compulsory military service was imposed on all men of military
age. When we are at war nowadays no man is allowed to plead that he has a
thousand a year of his own and need not soldier for a living. It does not
matter if he has fifty thousand: he has to “do his bit” with the rest. In vain
may he urge that he is a gentleman, and does not want to associate with
common soldiers or be classed with them. If he is not a trained officer he
has to become a private, and possibly find that his sergeant has been his
valet, and that his lieutenant, his major, his colonel, and his brigadier are
respectively his tailor, his bootmaker, his solicitor, and the manager of his
favourite golfing hotel. The penalty of neglect to discharge his duties
precisely and punctually even at the imminent risk of being horribly
wounded or blown to bits, is death. Now the righteousness of military
service is so questionable that the man who conscientiously refuses to
perform it can justify himself by the test proposed by the philosopher Kant:
that is, he can plead that if everybody did the same the world would be
much safer, happier, and better.
A refusal of social service has no such excuse. If everybody refused to
work, nine-tenths of the inhabitants of these islands would be dead within a
month; and the rest would be too weak to bury them before sharing their
fate. It is useless for a lady to plead that she has enough to live on without
work: if she is not producing her own food and clothing and lodging other
people must be producing them for her; and if she does not perform some
equivalent service for them she is robbing them. It is absurd for her to
pretend that she is living on the savings of her industrious grandmother; for
not only is she alleging a natural impossibility, but there is no reason on
earth why she should be allowed to undo by idleness the good that her
grandmother did by industry. Compulsory social service is so unanswerably
right that the very first duty of a government is to see that everybody works
enough to pay her way and leave something over for the profit of the
country and the improvement of the world. Yet it is the last duty that any

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government will face. What governments do at present is to reduce the mass
of the people by armed force to a condition in which they must work for the
capitalists or starve, leaving the capitalists free from any such obligation, so
that capitalists can not only be idle but produce artificial overpopulation by
withdrawing labor from productive industry and wasting it in coddling their
idleness or ministering to their vanity. This our Capitalist Governments call
protecting property and maintaining personal liberty; but Socialists believe
that property, in that sense, is theft, and that allowable personal liberty no
more includes the right to idle than the right to murder.
Accordingly, we may expect that when a Labor House of Commons is
compelled to deal radically with some crushing national strike, the
Socialists in the Labor Party will declare that the remedy is Compulsory
Social Service for all ablebodied persons. The remnants of the old parties
and the non-Socialist Trade Unionists in the Labor Party will at once
combine against the proposal, and clamor for a subsidy to buy off the
belligerents instead. Subsidy or no subsidy, the Trade Unionists will refuse
to give up the right to strike, even in socialized industries. The strike is the
only weapon a Trade Union has. The employers will be equally determined
to maintain their right to lock-out. As to the landlords and capitalists, their
dismay can be imagined. They will be far more concerned than the
employers and financiers, because employers and financiers are workers: to
have to work is no hardship to them. But the real ladies and gentlemen, who
know no trade, and have been brought up to associate productive work with
social inferiority, imprisonment in offices and factories, compulsory early
rising, poverty, vulgarity, rude manners, roughness and dirt and drudgery,
would see in compulsory social service the end of the world for them and
their class, as indeed it happily will be, in a sense. The condition of many of
them would be so pitiable (or at least they would imagine it to be so) that
they would have to be provided with medical certificates of disability until
they died out; for, after all, it is not their fault that they have been brought
up to be idle, extravagant, and useless; and when that way of life (which, by
the way, they often make surprisingly laborious) is abolished, they may
reasonably claim the same consideration as other people whose occupation
is done away with by law. We can afford to be kind to them.
However that may be, it is certain that the useless classes will join the Trade
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ministers, being, as they now mostly are, Socialists, attempt to bring in a
Compulsory Service Bill, they may be defeated by this combination, in
which case there would be a general election on the question; and at this
general election the contest would not be between the Labor Party and the
Capitalists, but between the Conservative or Trade Unionist wing of the
Labor Party, which would be called the Right, and the Socialist wing, which
would be called the Left. So that even if the present Conservatives be wiped
out of Parliament there may still be two parties contending for power; and
the Intelligent Woman may be canvassed to vote Right or Left, or perhaps
White or Red, just as she is now canvassed to vote Conservative or Labor.

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RELIGIOUS DISSENSIONS

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OWEVER, two parties would not hurt the House of Commons, as it
is worked by the division of the members into two sets, one carrying
on the government and the other continually criticizing it and trying
to oust it and become itself the Government. This two-division system is
not really a two-party system in the sense that the two divisions represent
different policies: they may differ about nothing but the desire for office.
From the proletarian point of view the difference between Liberals and
Conservatives since 1832 has been a difference between Tweedledum and
Tweedledee. But this did not matter, because the essence of the arrangement
is that the Government shall be unsparingly and unceasingly criticized by a
rival set of politicians who are determined to pick every possible hole in its
proceedings. Government and Opposition might be called Performance and
Criticism, the performers and critics changing places whenever the country
is convinced that the critics are right and the performers wrong.
The division of the House of Commons into two parties with different
policies suits this situation very well. But its division into half a dozen
parties would not suit it at all, and might, as we have seen, deadlock
parliamentary government altogether. Now there is abundant material for a
dozen parties in the British proletariat. Take the subject of religion,
inextricably bound up with the parliamentary question of education in
public elementary schools. It is unlikely that a Proletarian House of
Commons will suffer the nation’s children to go on being taught Capitalist
and Imperialist morality in the disguise of religion; and yet, the moment the
subject is touched, what a hornet’s nest is stirred up! Parents are inveterate
proselytizers: they take it as a matter of course that they have a right to
dictate their children’s religion. This right was practically undisputed,
unless the parents were professed atheists, when all children who had any
schooling went either to Biblical private schools or to public schools and
universities where the established religion was the State religion. Nowadays
Unitarian schools, Quaker schools, Roman Catholic schools, Methodist
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by parents and guardians (not by the children) to suit their own private
religious eccentricities.
But when schooling is made a national industry, and the Government sets
up schools all over the country, and imposes daily attendance on the huge
majority of children whose parents cannot afford to send their children to
any but the State school, a conflict arises over the souls of the children.
What religion is to be taught in the State school? The Roman Catholics try
to keep their children out of the State school (they must send them to some
school or other) by subscribing money themselves to maintain Roman
Catholic schools alongside the State schools: and the other denominations,
including the Church of England, do the same. But unless they receive State
aid: that is, money provided by taxing and rating all citizens
indiscriminately, they cannot afford to take in all the children, or to keep up
to a decent standard the schooling of those whom they do take in. And the
moment it is proposed to give them money out of the rates and taxes, the
trouble begins. Rather than pay rates to be used in making Roman Catholics
or even Anglo-Catholics of little English children, Nonconformist
Protestant ratepayers will let themselves be haled before the magistrates and
allow their furniture to be sold up. They would go to the stake if that were
the alternative to paying Peter’s Pence to the Scarlet Woman and setting
children’s feet in the way to eternal damnation. For it is not in Ireland alone
that Protestants and Roman Catholics believe each that the other will spend
eternity immersed in burning brimstone. Church of England zealots hold
that belief even more convincedly about village Dissenters than about
Roman Catholics.
The opinions of the parties are so irreconcilable, and the passion of their
hostility so fierce, that the Government, when it is once committed to
general compulsory education, either directly in its own schools or by
subsidies to other schools, finds itself driven to devise some sort of neutral
religion that will suit everybody, or else forbid all mention of the subject in
school. An example of the first expedient is the Cowper-Temple clause in
the Education Act of 1870, which ordains that the Bible shall be read in
schools without reference to any creed or catechism peculiar “to any one
denomination”. The total prohibition expedient is known as Secular
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The Cowper-Temple plan does not meet the case of the Roman Catholics,
who do not permit indiscriminate access to the Bible, nor of the Jews, who
can hardly be expected to accept the reading of the New Testament as
religious instruction. Besides, if the children are to learn anything more than
the three Rs, they must be taught Copernican astronomy, electronic physics,
and evolution. Now it is not good sense to lead a child at ten o’clock to
attach religious importance to the belief that the earth is flat and
immovable, and the sky a ceiling above it in which there is a heaven
furnished like a king’s palace, and, at eleven, that the earth is a sphere
spinning on its axis and rushing round the sun in limitless space with a
multitude of other spheres. Nor can you reasonably order that during the
religious instruction hour the children are to be informed that all forms of
life were created within six days, including the manufacture of a full-grown
woman out of a man’s rib, and, when the clock strikes, begin explaining
that epochs of millions of years were occupied in experiments in the
production of various forms of life, from prodigious monsters to invisibly
small creatures, culminating in a very complicated and by no means finally
satisfactory form called Woman, who specialized a variety of herself, in
some respects even less satisfactory, called Man. This would not matter if
the teacher might explain that as the astronomy and biology of the Bible are
out of date, and we think we know better nowadays, they have been
discarded like the barbarous morality of the Israelitish kings and the idol to
which they made human sacrifices. But such explanations would frustrate
the Cowper-Temple clause, under which the children were to be left to
make what they could of the contradictions between their religious and
secular instruction. They usually solve it by not thinking about it at all,
provided their parents let them alone on the subject, which is not always the
case.
As to the alternative of giving no religious instruction, and confining school
teaching to what is called Secular or Matter-of-Fact Education, it is not
really a possible plan, because children must be taught conduct as well as
arithmetic, and the ultimate sanctions of conduct are metaphysical, by
which imposing phrase I mean that from the purely matter-of-fact point of
view there is no difference between a day’s thieving and a day’s honest
work, between placid ignorance and the pursuit of knowledge for its own
sake, between habitual lying and truth-telling: they are all human activities
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material advantages, and not to be preferred on any other grounds. When
you find your children acting, as they often do (like their elders), quite
secularly, and lying, stealing, or idling, you have to give them either a
matter-of-fact or a religious reason for ceasing to do evil and learning to do
well. The matter-of-fact reason is temptingly easy to manufacture. You can
say “If I catch you doing that again I will clout your head, or smack your
behind, or send you to bed without your supper, or injure you in some way
or other that you will not like”. Unfortunately these secular reasons, though
easy to devise and apply, and enjoyable if you have a turn that way, always
seem avoidable by cunning concealment and a little additional lying. You
know what becomes of the pseudo-morality produced by whipping the
moment your back is turned. And what is your own life worth if it has to be
spent spying on your children with a cane in your hand? Hardly worth
living, I should say, unless you are one of the people who love caning as
others love unnatural sensualities, in which case you may fall into the hands
of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, which will make
short work of your moral pretensions. In any case you will find yourself
strongly tempted to whack your children, not really to compel them to
conduct themselves for their own good, but to conduct themselves in the
manner most convenient to yourself, which is not always nor even often the
same thing.
Finally, if you are not selfish and cruel, you will find that you must give the
children some reason for behaving well when no one is looking, and there is
no danger of being found out, or when they would rather do the forbidden
thing at the cost of a whacking than leave it undone with impunity. You may
tell them that God is always looking, and will punish them inevitably when
they die. But you will find that posthumous penalties are not immediate
enough nor real enough to deter a bold child. In the end you must threaten it
with some damage to a part of it called its soul, of the existence of which
you can give it no physical demonstration whatever. You need not use the
word soul: you can put the child “on its honor”. But its honor also is an
organ which no anatomist has yet succeeded in dissecting out and
preserving in a bottle of spirits of wine for the instruction of infants. When
it transgresses you can resort to scolding, calling it a naughty, dirty, greedy
little thing. Or you may lecture it, telling it solemnly that “it is a sin to steal
a pin” and so forth. But if you could find such a monster as an entirely
matter-of-fact child, it might receive both scoldings and lectures unmoved,

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and ask you “What then? What is a sin? What do you mean by naughty,
greedy? I understand dirty; but why should I wash my hands if I am quite
comfortable with them dirty. I understand greedy; but if I like chocolates
why should I give half of them to Jane?” You may retort with “Have you no
conscience, child?”; but the matter-of-fact reply is “What is conscience?”
Faced with this matter-of-fact scepticism you are driven into pure
metaphysics, and must teach your child that conduct is a matter, not of fact,
but of religious duty. Good conduct is a respect which you owe to yourself
in some mystical way; and people are manageable in proportion to their
possession of this self-respect. When you remonstrate with a grown-up
person you say “Have you no self-respect?” But somehow one does not say
that to an infant. If it tells a lie, you do not say “You owe it to yourself to
speak the truth”, because the little animal does not feel any such obligation,
though it will later on. If you say “You must not tell lies because if you do
nobody will believe what you say”, you are conscious of telling a
thundering lie yourself, as you know only too well that most lies are quite
successful, and that human society would be impossible without a great
deal of goodnatured lying. If you say “You must not tell lies because if you
do you will find yourself unable to believe anything that is told to you”, you
will be much nearer the truth; but it is a truth that a child cannot understand:
you might as well tell it the final truth of the matter, which is, that there is a
mysterious something in us called a soul, which deliberate wickedness kills,
and without which no material gain can make life bearable. How can you
expect a naughty child to take that in? If you say “You must not tell a lie
because it will grieve your dear parents”, the effect will depend on how
much the child cares whether its parents are grieved or not. In any case to
most young children their parents are as gods, too great to be subject to
grief, as long as the parents play up to that conception of them. Also, as it is
not easy to be both loved and feared, parents who put on the majesty of
gods with their children must not allow the familiarity of affection, and are
lucky if their children do not positively hate them. It is safer and more
comfortable to invent a parent who is everybody’s Big Papa, even Papa’s
papa, and introduce it to the child as God. And it must be a god that
children can imagine. It must not be an abstraction, a principle, a vital
impulse, a life force, or the Church of England god who has neither body,
parts, nor passions. It must be, like the real papa, a grown-up person in
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able to see what you are doing when nobody is looking. In this way the
child who is too young to have a sufficiently developed self-respect and
intelligent sense of honor: in short, a conscience, is provided with an
artificial, provisional, and to a great extent fictitious conscience which tides
it over its nonage until it is old enough to attach a serious meaning to the
idea of God.
In this way it was discovered in the nursery, long before Voltaire said it, that
“if there were no God it would be necessary to invent Him”. After Voltaire’s
death, when the government of France fell into the hands of a set of very
high-principled professional and middle-class gentlemen who had no
experience of government, and ended by making such a mess of it that
France would have been ruined if they had not fortunately all cut
oneanother’s heads off on the highest principles, the most high-principled
of them all, an intensely respectable lawyer named Robespierre, who had
tried to govern without God because a good many of the stories told to
children about God were evidently not strictly true, found that governments
dealing with nations could no more do without God than parents dealing
with their families. He, too, declared, echoing Voltaire, that if there were no
God it would be necessary to invent one. He had previously, by the way,
tried a goddess whom he called the Goddess of Reason; but she was no use
at all, not because she was a goddess (for Roman Catholic children have a
Big Mamma, or Mamma’s mamma, who is everybody’s mamma, and
makes the boys easier to manage, as well as a Big Papa), but because good
conduct is not dictated by reason but by a divine instinct that is beyond
reason. Reason only discovers the shortest way: it does not discover the
destination. It would be quite reasonable for you to pick your neighbor’s
pocket if you felt sure that you could make a better use of your money than
she could; but somehow it would not be honorable; and honor is a part of
divinity: it is metaphysics: it is religion. Some day it may become scientific
psychology; but psychology is as yet in its crudest infancy; and when it
grows up it will very likely be too difficult not only for children but for
many adults, like the rest of the more abstruse sciences.
Meanwhile we must bear in mind that our beliefs are continually passing
from the metaphysical and legendary into the scientific stage. In China,
when an eclipse of the sun occurs, all the intelligent and energetic women
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bang them together to frighten away the demon who is devouring the sun;
and the perfect success of this proceeding, which has never been known to
fail, proves to them that it is the right thing to do. But you, who know all
about eclipses, sit calmly looking at them through bits of smoked glass,
because your belief about them is a scientific belief and not a metaphysical
one. You probably think that the women who are banging the saucepans in
China are fools; but they are not: you would do the same yourself if you
lived in a country where astronomy was still in the metaphysical stage.
You must also beware of concluding, because their conduct seems to you
ridiculous, and because you know that there is no demon, that there is no
eclipse. You may say that nobody could make a mistake like that; but I
assure you that a great many people, seeing how many childish fables and
ridiculous ceremonies have been attached to the conception of divinity,
have rushed to the conclusion that no such thing as divinity exists. When
they grow out of believing that God is an old gentleman with a white beard,
they think they have got rid of everything that the old gentleman
represented to their infant minds. On the contrary, they have come a little
nearer to the truth about it.
Now the English nation consists of many million parents and children of
whom hardly any two are in precisely the same stage of belief as to the
sanctions of good conduct. Many of the parents are still in the nursery
stage: many of the children are in the comparatively scientific stage. Most
of them do not bother much about it, and just do what their neighbors do
and say they believe what most of their neighbors say they believe. But
those who do bother about it differ very widely and differ very fiercely.
Take those who, rejecting the first article of the Church of England, attach
to the word God the conception of a Ruler of the universe with the body,
parts, and passions of man, but with unlimited knowledge and power. Here
at least, you might think, we have agreement. But no. There are two very
distinct parties to this faith. One of them believes in a God of Wrath,
imposing good conduct on us by threats of casting us for ever into an
inconceivably terrible hell. Others believe in a God of Love, and openly
declare that if they could be brought to believe in a God capable of such
cruelty as hell implies, they would spit in his face. Others hold that conduct
has nothing to do with the matter, and that though hell exists, anyone,
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death of his own son as an expiation of their misdeeds, whilst nobody,
however virtuous, can avoid it if she has the slightest doubt on this point.
Others declare that neither conduct nor belief has anything to do with it, as
every person is from birth predestined to fall into hell or mount into heaven
when they die, and that nothing that they can say or do or believe or
disbelieve can help them. Voltaire described us as a people with thirty
religions and only one sauce; and though this was a great compliment to the
activity and independence of our minds, it held out no hope of our ever
agreeing about religion.
Even if we could confine religious instruction to subjects which are
supposed to have passed from the metaphysical to the scientific stage,
which is what the advocates of secular education mean, we should be no
nearer to unanimity; for not only do our scientific bigots differ as fiercely as
those of the sects and churches, and try to obtain powers of ruthless
persecution from the Government, but their pretended advances from the
metaphysical to the scientific are often disguised relapses into the pre-
metaphysical stage of crude witchcraft, ancient augury, and African
“medicine”.
Roughly speaking, governments in imposing education on the people have
to deal with three fanaticisms: first, that which believes in a God of Wrath,
and sees in every earthquake, every pestilence, every war: in short, every
calamity of impressive or horrifying magnitude, a proof of God’s terrible
power and a warning to sinners; second, that which believes in a God of
Love in conflict with a Power of Evil personified as the Devil; and third,
that of the magicians and their dupes, believing neither in God nor devil,
claiming that the pursuit of knowledge is absolutely free from moral law,
however atrocious its methods, and pretending to work miracles (called “the
marvels of science”) by which they hold the keys of life and death, and can
make mankind immune from disease if they are given absolute control over
our bodies.
A good many women are still so primitive and personal in religious matters
that their first impulse on hearing them discussed at all is to declare that
their beliefs are the only true beliefs, and must of course be imposed on
everyone, all other beliefs to be punished as monstrous blasphemies. They
do not regard Jehovah, Allah, Brahma, as different names for God: if they
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all Christians and Moslems as wicked idolaters whom no respectable person
would visit. Or if Jehovah, they class Moslems and Indians as “the
heathen”, and send out missionaries to convert them. But this childish self-
conceit would wreck the British Empire if our rulers indulged it. Only about
11 per cent of British subjects are Christians: the enormous majority of
them call God Allah or Brahma, and either do not distinguish Jesus from
any other prophet or have never even heard of him. Consequently when a
woman goes into Parliament, central or local, she should leave the sectarian
part of her religion behind her, and consider only that part of it which is
common to all the sects and Churches, however the names may differ.
Unfortunately this is about the last thing that most elected persons ever
dream of doing. They all strive to impose their local customs, names,
institutions, and even languages on the schoolchildren by main force.
Now there is this to be said for their efforts, that all progress consists in
imposing on children nobler beliefs and better institutions than those at
present inculcated and established. For instance, as every Socialist believes
that Communism is more nobly inspired and better in practice than private
property and competition, her object in entering Parliament is to impose
that belief on her country by having it taught to the children in the public
schools so that they may grow up to regard it as the normal obvious truth,
and to abhor Capitalism as a disastrous idolatry. At present she finds herself
opposed by statesmen who quite lately spent a hundred millions of English
public money in subsidizing military raids on the Russian Government
because it was a Socialist Government. To such statesmen Socialist,
Communist, Bolshevist, are synonyms for Scoundrel, Thief, Assassin. In
opposition to them the Socialists compare Labor exploited by landlords and
capitalists to Christ crucified between two thieves. They both say that we no
longer persecute in the name of religion; but this means only that they
refuse to call the creeds they are persecuting religions, whilst the beliefs
they do call religions have become comparatively indifferent to them. To
put down sedition, rebellion, and attacks on property, or, on the other hand,
to make an end of the robbery of the poor, suppress shameless idleness, and
restore the land of our country, which God made for us all, to the whole
people, seems simple enforcement of the moral law, and not persecution;
therefore those who do it are not, they think, persecutors, to prove which
they point to the fact that they allow us all to go to church or not as we
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fancy. Do not be deceived by modern professions of toleration. Women are
still what they were when the Tudor sisters sent Protestants to the stake and
Jesuits to the rack and gallows; when the defenders of property and slavery
in Rome set up crosses along the public roads with the crucified followers
of the revolted gladiator slave Spartacus dying horribly upon them in
thousands; and when the saintly Torquemada burnt alive every Jew he could
lay hands on as piously as he told his beads. The difference between the
Socialist versus Capitalist controversy and the Jew versus Christian
controversy or the Roman Catholic versus Protestant controversy is not that
the modern bigot is any more tolerant or less cruel than her ancestors, nor
even that the proletarians are too numerous and the proprietors too powerful
to be persecuted. If the controversy between them could be settled by either
party exterminating the other, they would both do their worst to settle it in
that way. History leaves us no goodnatured illusions on this point. From the
wholesale butcheries which followed the suppression of the Paris Commune
of 1871 to the monstrous and quite gratuitous persecution of Russians in the
United States of America after the war of 1914-18, in which girls were
sentenced to frightful terms of imprisonment for remarks that might have
been made by any Sunday School teacher, there is abundant evidence that
modern diehards are no better than medieval zealots, and that if they are to
be restrained from deluging the world in blood and torture in the old fashion
it will not be by any imaginary advance in toleration or in humanity. At this
moment (1927) our proprietary classes appear to have no other conception
of the Russian Soviet Government and its sympathizers than as vermin to
be ruthlessly exterminated; and when the Russian Communist and his
western imitators speak of the proprietors and their political supporters as
“bourgeois”, they make no secret of regarding them as enemies of the
human race. The spirit of the famous manifesto of 1792, in which the Duke
of Brunswick, in the name of the monarchs of Europe, announced that he
meant to exterminate the French Republican Government and deliver up the
cities which tolerated it to “military execution and total subversion”, is
reflected precisely in the speeches made by our own statesmen in support of
the projected expedition against the Union of Soviet Republics which was
countermanded a few years ago only because the disapproval of the British
proletarian voters became so obvious that the preparations for the Capitalist
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It is therefore very urgently necessary that I should explain to you why it is
that a Labor Party can neither establish Socialism by exterminating its
opponents, nor its opponents avert Socialism by exterminating the
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REVOLUTIONS

Y
OU must first grasp the difference between revolutions and social
changes. A revolution transfers political power from one party to
another, or one class to another, or even one individual to another,
just as a conquest transfers it from one nation or race to another. It can be
and often is effected by violence or the threat of violence. Of our two
revolutions in the seventeenth century, by which political power in England
was transferred from the throne to the House of Commons, the first cost a
civil war; and the second was bloodless only because the King ran away. A
threat of violence was sufficient to carry the nineteenth century revolution
of 1832, by which the political power was transferred from the great
agricultural landowners to the industrial urban employers. The South
American revolutions which substitute one party or one President for
another are general elections decided by shooting instead of by voting.
Now the transfer of political power from our capitalists to our proletariat,
without which Socialist propaganda would be suppressed by the
Government as sedition, and Socialist legislation would be impossible, has
already taken place in form. The proletarians can outvote the capitalists
overwhelmingly whenever they choose to do so. If on the issue of Socialism
versus Capitalism all the proletarians were for Socialism and all the
capitalists for Capitalism, Capitalism would have had to capitulate to
overwhelming numbers long ago. But the proletarians who live upon the
incomes of the capitalists as their servants, their tradesmen, their employees
in the luxury trades, their lawyers and doctors and so on, not to mention the
troops raised, equipped, and paid by them to defend their property (in
America there are private armies of this kind) are more violently
Conservative than the capitalists themselves, many of whom, like Robert
Owen and William Morris, not to mention myself, have been and are ardent
Socialists. The Countess of Warwick is a noted Socialist; so you have seen a
Socialist Countess (or at least her picture); but have you ever seen a
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accept a parliamentary decision against them, and took to arms, like Charles
I, they would have in many places a majority of the proletariat on their side.
If you are shocked by the suggestion that our capitalists would act so
unconstitutionally, consider the case of Ireland, in which after thirty years
of parliamentary action, and an apparently final settlement of the Home
Rule question by Act of Parliament, the establishment of the Irish Free State
was effected by fire and slaughter, the winning side being that which
succeeded in burning the larger number of the houses of its opponents.
Parliamentary constitutionalism holds good up to a certain point: the point
at which the people who are outvoted in Parliament will accept their defeat.
But on many questions people feel so strongly, or have such big interests at
stake, that they leave the decision to Parliament only as long as they think
they will win there. If Parliament decides against them, and they see any
chance of a successful resistance, they throw Parliament over and fight it
out. During the thirty years of the parliamentary campaign for Irish Home
Rule there were always Direct Action men who said “It is useless to go to
the English Parliament: the Unionists will never give up their grip of
Ireland until they are forced to; and you may as well fight it out first as
last”. And these men, though denounced as wanton incendiaries, turned out
to be right. The French had to cut off the heads of both king and queen
because the king could not control the queen, and the queen would not
accept a constitutional revolution, nor stop trying to induce the other kings
of Europe to march their armies into France and slaughter the Liberals for
her. In England we beheaded our king because he would not keep faith with
the Liberal Parliament even after he had fought it and lost. In Spain at this
moment the King and the army have suppressed Parliament, and are ruling
by force of arms on the basis of divine right, which is exactly what
Cromwell did in England after he had cut off King Charles’s head for trying
to do the same. Signor Mussolini, a Socialist, has overridden parliament in
Italy, his followers having established what is called a reign of terror by
frank violence.
These repudiations of constitutionalism in Spain and Italy have been made,
not to effect any definite social change, but because the Spanish and Italian
governments had become so unbearably inefficient that the handiest way to
restore public order was for some sufficiently energetic individuals to take
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behave themselves. And it may quite possibly happen that even if the most
perfect set of Fabian Acts of Parliament for the constitutional completion of
Socialism in this country be passed through Parliament by duly elected
representatives of the people; swallowed with wry faces by the House of
Lords; and finally assented to by the King and placed on the statute book,
the capitalists may, like Signor Mussolini, denounce Parliament as
unpatriotic, pernicious, and corrupt, and try to prevent by force the
execution of the Fabian Acts. We should then have a state of civil war, with,
no doubt, the Capitalist forces burning the co-operative stores, and the
proletarians burning the country houses, as in Ireland, in addition to the
usual war routine of devastation and slaughter.
As we have seen, the capitalists would be at no loss for proletarian troops.
The war would not be as the Marxist doctrinaires of the Class War seem to
imagine. In our examination of the effect of unequal distribution of income
we found that it is not only the rich who live on the poor, but also the
servants and tradesmen who live on the money the rich spend, and who
have their own servants and tradesmen. In the rich suburbs and fashionable
central quarters of the great cities, and all over the South of England where
pleasant country houses are dotted over the pleasantest of the English
counties, it is as hard to get a Labor candidate into Parliament as in Oxford
University. If the unearned incomes of the rich disappeared, places like
Bournemouth would either perish like the cities of Nineveh and Babylon, or
else the inhabitants would have, as they would put it, to cater for a different
class of people; and many of them would be ruined before they could adapt
themselves to the new conditions. Add to these the young men who are out
of employment, and will fight for anyone who will pay them well for an
exciting adventure, with all the people who dread change of any sort, or
who are duped by the newspapers into thinking Socialists scoundrels, or
who would be too stupid to understand such a book as this if they could be
persuaded to read anything but a cheap newspaper; and you will see at once
that the line that separates those who live on rich customers from those who
live on poor customers: in other words which separates those interested in
the maintenance of Capitalism from those interested in its replacement by
Socialism, is a line drawn not between rich and poor, capitalist and
proletarian, but right down through the middle of the proletariat to the
bottom of the very poorest section. In a civil war for the maintenance of
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ranks of the community; and it is their knowledge of this that makes the
leaders of the Labor Party so impatient with the extremists who talk of such
a war as if it would be a Class War, and echo Shelley’s very misleading
couplet “Ye are many: they are few”. And as the capitalists know it too,
being reminded of it by the huge number of votes given for them by the
poor at every election, I cannot encourage you to feel too sure that their
present denunciations of Direct Action by their opponents mean that when
their own sooner-or-later inevitable defeat by Labor in Parliament comes,
they will take it lying down.
But no matter how the government of the country may pass from the hands
of the capitalists into those of the Socialist proletarians, whether by
peaceful parliamentary procedure or the bloodiest conceivable civil war, at
the end of it the survivors will be just where they were at the beginning as
far as practical Communism is concerned. Returning a majority of
Socialists to Parliament will not by itself reconstruct the whole economic
system of the country in such a way as to produce equality of income. Still
less will burning and destroying buildings or killing several of the
opponents of Socialism, and getting several Socialists killed in doing so.
You cannot wave a wand over the country and say “Let there be Socialism”:
at least nothing will happen if you do.
The case of Russia illustrates this. After the great political revolution of
1917 in that country, the Marxist Communists were so completely
victorious that they were able to form a Government far more powerful than
the Tsar had ever really been. But as the Tsar had not allowed Fabian
Societies to be formed in Russia to reduce Socialism to a system of law, this
new Russian Government did not know what to do, and, after trying all
sorts of amateur experiments which came to nothing more than pretending
that there was Communism where there was nothing but the wreck of
Capitalism, and giving the land to the peasants, who immediately insisted
on making private property of it over again, had to climb down hastily and
leave the industry of the country to private employers very much as the
great ground landlords of our cities leave the work of the shops to their
tenants, besides allowing the peasant farmers to hold their lands and sell
their produce just as French peasant proprietors or English farmers do.
This does not mean that the Russian Revolution has been a failure. In
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Capitalism. The children are taught the Christian morality of Communism
instead of the Mammonist morality of Capitalism. The palaces and pleasure
seats of the plutocrats are used for the recreation of workers instead of for
the enervation of extravagant wasters. Idle ladies and gentlemen are treated
with salutary contempt, whilst the worker’s blouse is duly honored. The
treasures of art, respected and preserved with a cultural conscientiousness
which puts to shame our own lootings in China, and our iconoclasms and
vandalisms at home, are accessible to everyone. The Greek Church is
tolerated (the Bolsheviks forbore to cut off their Archbishop’s head as we
cut off Archbishop Laud’s); but it is not, as the Church of England is,
allowed without contradiction to tell little children lies about the Bible
under pretence of giving them religious instruction, nor to teach them to
reverence the merely rich as their betters. That sort of doctrine is officially
and very properly disavowed as Dope.
All this seems to us too good to be true. It places the Soviet Government in
the forefront of cultural civilization as far as good intention goes. But it is
not Socialism. It still involves sufficient inequality of income to undo in the
long run enough of its achievements to degrade the Communist Republic to
the level of the old Capitalist Republics of France and America. In short,
though it has made one of those transfers of political power which are the
object of revolutions, and are forced through by simple slaughter and terror,
and though this political transfer has increased Russian self-respect and
changed the moral attitude of the Russian State from pro-Capitalist to anti-
Capitalist, it has not yet established as much actual Communism as we have
in England, nor even raised Russian wages to the English level.
The explanation of this is that Communism can spread only as Capitalism
spread: that is, as a development of existing economic civilization and not
by a sudden wholesale overthrow of it. What it proposes is not a destruction
of the material utilities inherited from Capitalism, but a new way of
managing them and distributing the wealth they produce. Now this
development of Capitalism into a condition of ripeness for Socialization
had not been reached in Russia; consequently the victorious Communist
Bolsheviks in 1917 found themselves without any highly organized
Capitalistic industry to build upon. They had on their hands an enormous
agricultural country with a population of uncivilized peasants, ignorant,
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between, with their relatively insignificant industries, often managed by
foreigners, and their city proletariats living on family wages of five and
threepence a week, were certainly in revolt against the misdistribution of
wealth and leisure; but they were so far from being organized to begin
Socialism that it was only in a very limited sense that they could be said to
have begun urban civilization. There were no Port Sunlights and
Bournvilles, no Ford factories in which workmen earn £9 in a five-day
week and have their own motor cars, no industrial trusts of national
dimensions, no public libraries, no great public departments manned by
picked and tested civil servants, no crowds of men skilled in industrial
management and secretarial business looking for employment, no
nationalized and municipalized services with numerous and competent
official staffs, no national insurance, no great Trade Union organization
representing many millions of workmen and able to extort subsidies from
Capitalist governments by threatening to stop the railways and cut off the
coal supply, no fifty years of compulsory schooling supplemented by forty
years of incessant propaganda of political science by Fabian and other
lecturers, no overwhelming predominance of organized industry over
individualist agriculture, no obvious breakdown of Capitalism under the
strain of the war, no triumphant rescue by Socialism demonstrating that
even those public departments that were bywords for incompetence and red
tape were far more efficient than the commercial adventurers who derided
them. Well may Mr Trotsky say that the secret of the completeness of the
victory of the Russian Proletarian Revolution over Russian Capitalist
civilization was that there was virtually no Capitalist civilization to triumph
over, and that the Russian people had been saved from the corruption of
bourgeois ideas, not by the famous metaphysical dialectic inherited by
Marx from the philosopher Hegel, but by the fact that they are still
primitive enough to be incapable of middle class ideas. In England, when
Socialism is consummated it will plant the red flag on the summit of an
already constructed pyramid; but the Russians have to build right up from
the sand. We must build up Capitalism before we can turn it into Socialism.
But meanwhile we must learn how to control it instead of letting it
demoralize us, slaughter us, and half ruin us, as we have hitherto done in
our ignorance.
Thus the fact that the Soviet has had to resort to controlled Capitalism and
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in the phrases used by Marx to denounce English Capitalism, does not mean
that we shall have to recant in the same way when we complete our transfer
of political power from the proprietary classes and their retainers to the
Socialist proletariat. The Capitalism which the Russian Government is not
only tolerating but encouraging would be for us, even now under
Capitalism, an attempt to set back the clock. We could not get back to it if
we tried, except by smashing our machinery, breaking up our industrial
organization, burning all the plans and documents from which it could be
reconstructed, and substituting an eighteenth for a twentieth century
population.
The moral of all this is that though a political revolution may be necessary
to break the power of the opponents of Socialism if they refuse to accept it
as a Parliamentary reform, and resist it violently either by organizing what
is now called Fascism or a coup d’état to establish a Dictatorship of the
Capitalists, yet neither a violent revolution nor a peacefully accepted series
of parliamentary reforms can by themselves create Socialism, which is
neither a battle cry nor an election catchword, but an elaborate arrangement
of our production and distribution of wealth in such a manner that all our
incomes shall be equal. This is why Socialists who understand their
business are always against bloodshed. They are no milder than other
people; but they know that bloodshed cannot do what they want, and that
the indiscriminate destruction inseparable from civil war will retard it. Mr
Sidney Webb’s much quoted and in some quarters much derided
“inevitability of gradualness” is an inexorable fact. It does not,
unfortunately, imply inevitability of peacefulness. We can fight over every
step of the gradual process if we are foolish enough. We shall come to an
armed struggle for political power between the parasitic proletariat and the
Socialist proletariat if the Capitalist leaders of the parasitic proletariat throw
Parliament and the Constitution over, and declare for a blood and iron
settlement instead of a settlement by votes. But at the end of the fighting we
shall all be the poorer, none the wiser, and some of us the deader. If the
Socialists win, the road to Socialism may be cleared; but the pavement will
be torn up and the goal as far off as ever.
All the historical precedents illustrate this. A monarchy may be changed
into a republic, or an oligarchy into a democracy, or one oligarchy
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people who oppose it to intimidate the rest; and when the change is made
you may have factions fighting instead of voting for the official posts of
power and honor until, as in South America in the nineteenth century,
violent revolutions become so common that other countries hardly notice
them; but no extremity of fighting and killing can alter the distribution of
wealth or the means of producing it. The guillotining of 4000 people in
eighteen months during the French Revolution left the people poorer than
before; so that when the Public Prosecutor who had sent most of the 4000 to
the guillotine was sent there himself, and the people cursed him as he
passed to his death, he said, “Will your bread be any cheaper tomorrow, you
fools?” That did not affect the Capitalist makers of the French Revolution,
because they did not want to make the bread of the poor cheaper: they
wanted to transfer the government of France from the King and the nobles
to the middle class. But if they had been Socialists, aiming at making
everything much cheaper except human life, they would have had to admit
that the laugh was with Citizen Fouquier Tinville. And if William Pitt and
the kings of Europe had let the French Revolution alone, and it had been as
peaceful and parliamentary as our own revolutionary Reform Bill of 1832,
it would have been equally futile as far as putting another pennorth of milk
into baby’s mug was concerned.
Whenever our city proletarians, in the days before the dole (say 1885 for
instance), were driven by unemployment to threaten to burn down the
houses of the rich, the Socialists said “No: if you are foolish enough to
suppose that burning houses will put an end to unemployment, at least have
sense enough to burn down your own houses, most of which are unfit for
human habitation. The houses of the rich are good houses, of which we
have much too few.” Capitalism has produced not only slums but palaces
and handsome villas, not only sweaters’ dens but first-rate factories,
shipyards, steamships, ocean cables, services that are not only national but
international, and what not. It has also produced a great deal of
Communism, without which it could not exist for a single day (we need not
go over all the examples already given: the roads and bridges and so forth).
What Socialist in his senses would welcome a civil war that would destroy
all or any of this, and leave his party, even if it were victorious, a heritage of
blackened ruins and festering cemeteries? Capitalism has led up to
Socialism by changing the industries of the country from petty enterprises
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proletarians directing armies of workmen, operating with millions of capital
on vast acreages of land. In short, Capitalism tends always to develop
industries until they are on the scale of public affairs and ripe for transfer to
public hands. To destroy them would be to wreck the prospects of
Socialism. Even the proprietors who think that such a transfer would be
robbery have at least the consolation of knowing that the thief does not
destroy the property of the man he intends to rob, being as much interested
in it as the person from whom he means to steal it. As to managing persons,
Socialism will need many more of them than there are at present, and will
give them much greater security in their jobs and dignity in their social
standing than most of them can hope for under Capitalism.
And now I think we may dismiss the question whether the return of a
decisive majority of Socialists to Parliament will pass without an appeal to
unconstitutional violence by the capitalists and their supporters. Whether it
does or not may matter a good deal to those unlucky persons who will lose
their possessions or their lives in the struggle if there be a struggle; but
when the shouting and the killing and the house burning are over the
survivors must settle down to some stable form of government. The mess
may have to be cleared up by a dictatorship like that of Napoleon the Third,
King Alfonso, Cromwell, Napoleon, Mussolini, or Lenin; but dictatorial
strong men soon die or lose their strength, and kings, generals, and
proletarian dictators alike find that they cannot carry on for long without
councils or parliaments of some sort, and that these will not work unless
they are in some way representative of the public, because unless the
citizens co-operate with the police the strongest government breaks down,
as English government did in Ireland.
In the long run (which nowadays is a very short run) you must have your
parliament and your settled constitution back again; and the risings and
coups d’état, with all their bloodshed and burnings and executions, might as
well have been cut out as far as the positive constructive work of Socialism
is concerned. So we may just as well ignore all the battles that may or may
not be fought, and go on to consider what may happen to the present Labor
Party if its present constitutional growth be continued and consummated by
the achievement of a decisive Socialist majority in Parliament, and its
resumption of office, not, as in 1923-24, by the sufferance of the two
Capitalist parties and virtually under their control, but with full power to

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carry out a proletarian policy, and, if it will, to make Socialism the
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ET us assume, then, that we have resigned ourselves, as we must
sooner or later, to a parliamentary settlement of the quarrels between
the Capitalists and the Socialists. Mind: I cannot, women and men
being what they are, offer you any sincere assurances that this will occur
without all the customary devilments. Every possible wrong and wicked
way may be tried before their exhaustion drives us back into the right way.
Attempts at a general strike, a form of national suicide which sane people
are bound to resist by every extremity of violent coercion, may lead to a
proclamation of martial law by the Government, whether it be a Labor or a
Capitalist Government, followed by slaughtering of mobs, terroristic
shelling of cities (as in the case of Dublin), burning and looting of country
houses, shooting of police officers at sight as uniformed enemies of the
people, and a hectic time for those to whom hating and fighting and killing
are a glorious sport that makes life worth living and death worth dying. Or
if the modern machine gun, the bombing aeroplane, and the poison gas shell
make military coercion irresistible, or if the general strikers have sufficient
sense shot into them to see that blockade and boycott are not good tactics
for the productive proletariat because they themselves are necessarily the
first victims of it, still Parliament may be so split up into contending groups
as to become unworkable, forcing the nation to fall back on a dictatorship.
The dictator may be another Bismarck ruling in the name of a royal
personage, or a forceful individual risen from the ranks like Mahomet or
Brigham Young or Signor Mussolini, or a general like Cæsar or Napoleon
or Primo di Rivera.
In the course of these social convulsions you and I may be outraged, shot,
gas poisoned, burnt out of house and home, financially ruined, just as
anyone else may. We must resign ourselves to such epidemics of human
pugnacity and egotism just as we have to resign ourselves to epidemics of
measles. Measles are less bitter to us because we have at least never done
anything to encourage them, whereas we have recklessly taught our
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keeping down of the poor and the keeping up of the rich, thus producing an
insanitary condition of public morals which makes periodic epidemics of
violence and class hatred inevitable.
But sooner or later, the irreconcilables exterminate oneanother like the
Kilkenny cats; for when the toughest faction has exterminated all the other
factions it proceeds to exterminate itself. And the dictators die as Cromwell
died, or grow old and are sent to the dustbin by ambitious young monarchs
as Bismarck was; and dictators and ambitious monarchs alike find that
autocracy is not today a practical form of government except in little tribes
like Brigham Young’s Latter Day Saints, nor even complete there. The
nearest thing to it that will now hold together is the presidency of the
United States of America; and the President, autocrat as he is for his four
years of office, has to work with a Cabinet, deal with a Congress and a
Senate, and abide the result of popular elections. To this parliamentary
complexion we must all come at last. Every bumptious idiot thinks himself
a born ruler of men; every snob thinks that the common people must be
kept in their present place or shot down if society is to be preserved; every
proletarian who resents his position wants to strike at something or
somebody more vulnerable than the capitalist system in the abstract; but
when they have all done their worst the dead they have slain must be
buried, the houses they have burned rebuilt, and the hundred other messes
they have left cleared up by women and men with sense enough to take
counsel together without coming to blows, and business ability enough to
organize the work of the community. These sensible ones may not always
have been sensible: some of them may have done their full share of
mischief before the necessary sanity was branded into them by bitter
experience or horrified contemplation of the results of anarchy; but between
the naturally sensible people and the chastened ones there will finally be
some sort of Parliament to conduct the nation’s business, unless indeed
civilization has been so completely wrecked in the preliminary quarrels that
there is no nation worth troubling about left, and consequently no national
business to transact. That has often happened.
However, let us put all disagreeable possibilities out of our heads for the
moment, and consider how Socialism is likely to advance in a Parliament
kept in working order by the establishment of two main parties competing
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further it, but both forced by the need for gaining some sort of control of the
runaway car of Capitalism to take many steps when in power which they
vehemently denounced when in opposition, and in the long run both
contributing about equally (as hitherto) to the redistribution of the national
income and the substitution of public for private property in land and
industrial organization.
Do not fear that I am about to inflict a complete program on you. Even if I
could foresee it I know better than to weary you to that extent. All I intend
is to give you a notion of the sort of legislation that is likely to be enacted,
and of the sort of opposition it is likely to provoke; so that you may be
better able to judge on which side you should vote when an election gives
you the chance, or when a seat on some parliamentary body, local or
central, calls you to more direct action. You must understand that my
designs on you do not include making you what is called a good party
woman. Rather do I seek to add you to that floating body of openminded
voters who are quite ready to vote for this party today and for the opposite
party tomorrow if you think the balance of good sense and practical ability
has changed (possibly by the ageing of the leaders) or that your former
choice has taken a wrong turn concerning some proposed measure of
cardinal importance. Good party people think such openmindedness
disloyal; but in politics there should be no loyalty except to the public good.
If, however, you prefer to vote for the same side every time through thick
and thin, why not find some person who has made the same resolution in
support of the opposite party? Then, as they say in Parliament, you can pair
with her: that is, you can both agree never to vote at all, which will have the
same effect as if you voted opposite ways; and neither of you need ever
trouble to vote again.
We are agreed, I take it, that practical Socialism must proceed by the
Government nationalizing our industries one at a time by a series of
properly compensated expropriations, after an elaborate preparation for
their administration by a body of civil servants, who will consist largely of
the old employees, but who will be controlled and financed by Government
departments manned by public servants very superior in average ability,
training, and social dignity to the commercial profiteers and financial
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Now this preparation and nationalization will hardly be possible unless the
voters have at least a rough notion of what the Government is doing, and
approve of it. They may not understand Socialism as a whole; but they can
understand nationalization of the coal mines quite well enough to desire it
and vote for its advocates, if not for the sake of the welfare of the nation, at
least for the sake of getting their coal cheaper. Just so with the railways and
transport services generally: the most prejudiced Conservatives may vote
for their nationalization on its merits as an isolated measure, for the sake of
cheaper travelling and reasonable freights for internal produce. A few big
nationalizations effected with this sort of popular support will make
nationalization as normal a part of our social policy as old age pensions are
now, though it seems only the other day that such pensions were denounced
as rank Communism, which indeed they are.
There is therefore no hope for Capitalism in the difficulty that baffled the
Soviet in dealing with the land: that is, that the Russian people were not
Communists, and would not work the Communist system except under a
compulsion which it was impossible to apply on a sufficiently large scale,
because if a system can be maintained only by half the ablebodied persons
in the country being paid to do nothing but stand over the other half, rifle in
hand, then it is not a practicable system and may as well be dropped first as
last. But a series of properly prepared nationalizations may not only be
understood and voted for by people who would be quite shocked if they
were called Socialists, but would fit in perfectly with the habits of the
masses who take their bread as it comes and never think about anything of a
public nature. To them the change would be only a change of masters, to
which they are so accustomed that it would not strike them as a change at
all, whilst it would be also a change in the remuneration, dignity, and
certainty of employment, which is just what they are always clamoring for.
This overcomes the difficulty, familiar to all reformers, that it is much
easier to induce people to do things in the way to which they are
accustomed, even though it is detestably bad for them, than to try a new
system, even though it promises to be millennially good for them.
Socialistic legislation, then, will be no mere matter of forbidding people to
be rich, and calling a policeman when the law is broken. It means an active
interference in the production and distribution of the nation’s income; and
every step of it will require a new department or extension of the civil

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service or the municipal service to execute and manage it. If we had sense
enough to make a law that every baby, destitute or not, should have plenty
of bread and milk and a good house to shelter it, that law would remain a
dead letter until all the necessary bakeries and dairies and builders’ yards
were ready. If we made a law that every ablebodied adult should put in a
day’s work for his or her country every day, we could not carry out that law
until we had a job ready for everybody. All constructive and productive
legislation is quite different from the Ten Commandments: it means the
employment of masses of men, the establishing of offices and works, the
provision of large sums of money to start with, and the services of persons
of special ability to direct. Without these, all the Royal or Dictatorial
Proclamations, all the Commandments, and all the Communist Manifestoes
are waste paper as far as the establishment of practical Socialism is
concerned.
You may therefore take it that the change from inequality to equality of
income, though it will be made by law and cannot be made in any other
way, will not be made by simply passing a single Act of Parliament
ordering everybody to have the same income, with arithmetical exactness in
every case. Dozens of extensions of the civil and municipal services, dozens
of successive nationalizations, dozens of annual budgets, all warmly
contested on one ground or another, will take us nearer and nearer to
Equality of Income until we are so close that the evil of such trifling
inequalities as may be left is no longer serious enough to be worth
bothering about. At present, when one baby has a hundred thousand a year,
and a hundred other babies are dying of insufficient nourishment, equality
of income is something to be fought for and died for if necessary. But if
every baby had its fill, the fact that here and there a baby’s father or mother
might get hold of an extra five shillings or five pounds would not matter
enough to induce anyone to cross the street to prevent it.
All social reforms stop short, not at absolute logical completeness or
arithmetical exactness, but at the point at which they have done their work
sufficiently. To a poor woman the difference between a pound a week and a
guinea a week is very serious, because a shilling is a large sum of money to
her. But a woman with twenty pounds a week would not engage in a civil
war because some other woman had twenty guineas. She would not feel the
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should call the police if somebody made a little extra money by singing
songs or selling prize chrysanthemums, though we might come to consider
such conduct so sordidly unladylike that even the most impudent woman
would not dare do it openly. As long as we were all equally well off, so that
anybody’s daughter could marry anybody else’s son without any question of
marrying above or beneath her, we should be contented enough not to
haggle over halfpence in the division of the national income. For all that,
equality of income should remain a fundamental principle, any noticeable
departure from which would be jealously watched, and tolerated, if at all,
with open eyes. There are no limits to the possibility of its enforcement.
This does not mean that there are no limits to any device of Socialism: for
example, to the process of nationalizing industry and turning private
employees into Government employees. We could not nationalize
everything even if we went mad on nationalization and wanted to. There
will never be a week in which the Sunday papers will report that Socialism
was established in Great Britain last Wednesday, on which occasion the
Queen wore a red silk scarf fastened on the shoulder with a circlet of rubies
consecrated and presented to her by the Third International, and containing
a portrait of Karl Marx with the famous motto, “Proletarians of All Lands:
Unite”. It is far more likely that by the time nationalization has become the
rule, and private enterprise the exception, Socialism (which is really rather a
bad name for the business) will be spoken of, if at all, as a crazy religion
held by a fanatical sect in that darkest of dark ages, the nineteenth century.
Already, indeed, I am told that Socialism has had its day, and that the
sooner we stop talking nonsense about it and set to work, like the practical
people we are, to nationalize the coal mines and complete a national
electrification scheme, the better. And I, who said forty years ago that we
should have had Socialism already but for the Socialists, am quite willing to
drop the name if dropping it will help me to get the thing.
What I meant by my jibe at the Socialists of the eighteen-eighties was that
nothing is ever done, and much is prevented, by people who do not realize
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W
HILST we are nationalizing the big industries and the wholesale
businesses we may have to leave a good many unofficial retailers
to carry on the work of petty distribution much as they do at
present, except that we may control them in the matter of prices as the
Trusts do, whilst allowing them a better living than the landlords and
capitalists allow them, and relieving them from the continual fear of
bankruptcy inseparable from the present system. We shall nationalize the
mines long before we nationalize the village smithy and make the village
blacksmith a public official. We shall have national or municipal supplies of
electric power laid on from house to house long before we meddle with the
individual artists and craftsmen and scientific workers who will use that
power, to say nothing of the housemaids who handle the vacuum cleaners.
We shall nationalize land and large-scale farming without simultaneously
touching fancy fruit farming and kitchen gardening. Long after Capitalism
as we know it shall have passed away more completely than feudalism has
yet passed away there may be more men and women working privately in
businesses of their own than there ever can be under our present slavish
conditions.
The nationalization of banking will make it quite easy for private businesses
to be carried on under Socialism to any extent that may be found
convenient, and will in fact stimulate them vigorously. The reduction of the
incomes derived from them to the common level could be effected by
taxing them if they were excessive. But the difficulty is more likely to be
the other way: that is, the people in the private businesses might find
themselves, as most of them do at present, poorer than they would be in
public employment. The immense fortunes that are made in private
businesses to-day are made by the employment of workers who, as they
cannot live without access to the products of land and capital, must either
starve or consent to work for the landlords and capitalists for much less than
their work creates. But when everybody could get a job in one of the
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her share of the rent of the nationalized land, and the interest on the
nationalized capital, no private employer could induce anyone to come and
work for wages unless the wages were big enough to be equivalent to the
advantages of such public employment; therefore private employment could
not create poverty, and would in fact become bankrupt unless the employers
were either clever and useful enough to induce the public to pay them
handsomely for their products or services, or else were content, for the sake
of doing things in their own way, to put up with less than they could make
in some national establishment round the corner. To maintain their incomes
at the national level some of them might actually demand and receive
subsidies from the Government. To take a very simple instance: in an out-
of-the-way village or valley, where there was not enough business to pay a
carrier, the Government or local authority might find that the most
economical and sensible plan was to pay a local farmer or shopkeeper or
innkeeper a contribution towards the cost of keeping a motor lorry on
condition that he undertook the carrying for the district.
In big business, as we have seen, this process has actually begun. When
Trade Unionism forced up the wages of the coal miners to a point at which
the worst coal mines could not afford to continue working, the owners,
though devout opponents of Socialism, demanded and obtained from a
Conservative Government a subsidy of £10,000,000 to enable them to make
both ends meet. But it was too ridiculous to tax the general public to keep a
few bad mines going, and incidentally to keep up the monstrous prices
charged for coal, when the mines as a whole were perfectly well able to pay
a decent living wage, which was all the Trade Unions asked for. The
subsidy was stopped; and a terrific lock-out ensued. All this could have
been prevented by nationalizing the coal mines and thus making it possible
to keep up wages and reduce the price of coals to the public simultaneously.
However, that is not our point at present. What comes in here is that the
capitalists themselves have established the Socialistic practice of
subsidizing private businesses when they do not yield sufficient profit to
support those engaged in them, though they are too useful to be dispensed
with. The novelty, by the way, is only in subsidizing common industries.
Scientific research, education, religion, popular access to rare books and
pictures, exploration, carriage of mails oversea, and the like are partly
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What is more, capitalists are now openly demanding subsidies to enable
them to start their private enterprises. The aeroplane lines, for instance,
boldly took it as a matter of course that the Government should help them,
just as it had helped the dye industry during the war (and been sorry for it
afterwards). I draw your attention specially to this new capitalistic method
because by it you are not only invited to throw over the Capitalist principle
of trusting to unaided competitive private enterprise for the maintenance of
our industries, but taxed to take all the risks of it whilst the capitalists take
all the profits and keep prices as high as possible against you, thus fleecing
you both ways. They cannot consistently object (though they do object)
when workmen ask the Government to guarantee them a living wage as
well as guaranteeing profits and keeping up prices for their employers.
When Socialism is the order of the day these capitalistic exploitations of the
taxpayer will have provided plenty of precedents for subsidizing
experimental private ventures in new industries or inventions and new
methods, or, as in the case of the village carrier, making it worth
somebody’s while to undertake some necessary service that is not for the
moment worth nationalizing. In fact this will be the most interesting part of
Socialism to clever business people. Direct and complete nationalizations
will be confined mostly to well established routine services.
There are doctrinaire Socialists who will be shocked at the suggestion that a
Socialist Government should not only tolerate private enterprise, but
actually finance it. But the business of Socialist rulers is not to suppress
private enterprise as such, but to attain and maintain equality of income.
The substitution of public for private enterprise is only one of several
means to that end; and if in any particular instance the end can be best
served for the moment by private enterprise, a Socialist Government will
tolerate private enterprise, or subsidize private enterprise, or even initiate
private enterprise. Indeed Socialism will be more elastic and tolerant than
Capitalism, which would leave any district without a carrier if no private
carrier could make it pay.
Note, however, that when a private experiment in business has been
financed by the State, and has been successful in establishing some new
industry or method or invention as part of the routine of national production
and service, it will then be nationalized, leaving private enterprise to return
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services, instead of, as at present, wallowing in the profits of industries
which are no longer experimental. For example, it has for many years past
been silly to leave railways in the hands of private companies instead of
nationalizing them, especially as the most hidebound bureaucrat could not
have been more obsoletely reactionary, uninventive, and obstructive than
some of our most pretentious railway chairmen have been. Everything is
known about railway locomotion that need be known for nationalization
purposes. But the flying services are still experimenting, and may be treated
as State-aided private enterprises until their practice becomes as well
established and uniform as railway practice.
Unfortunately this is so little understood that the capitalists, through their
agents the employers and financiers, are now persuading our Conservative
governments into financing them at the taxpayers’ expense without
retaining the taxpayers’ interest in the venture. For instance, the
£10,000,000 subsidy to the coalowners should clearly have been given by
way of mortgage on the mines. For every £100 granted to private enterprise
the Government should demand a share certificate. Otherwise, if and when
it subsequently nationalizes the enterprise, it will be asked to compensate
the proprietors for the confiscation of its own capital; and though this, as we
have seen in our study of compensation, does not really matter, it does
matter very seriously that the State should not have at least a shareholder’s
control. To make private adventurers an unconditional present of public
money is to loot the Treasury and plunder the taxpayer.
So, you see, the difference between Capitalist and Socialist governments is
not as to whether nationalization should be tolerated; for neither could get
on for a day without it: the difference is as to how far it should be carried
and how fast pushed. Capitalist governments regard nationalization and
municipalization as evils to be confined to commercially unprofitable
works; so as to leave everything profitable to the profiteers. When they
acquire land for some temporary public purpose, they sell it to a private
person when they have done with it, and use the price to reduce the income
tax. Thereby a piece of land which was national property becomes private
property; and the unearned incomes of the income taxpayers are increased
by the relief from taxation. Socialist governments, on the other hand, push
the purchase of land for the nation at the expense of the capitalists as hard
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But they are often held back and even thrown back, just as the Russian
Soviet was, by the inexorable necessity for keeping land and capital in
constant and energetic use. If the Government takes an acre of fertile land
or a ton of spare subsistence (capital) that it is not prepared instantly to
cultivate or feed productive labor with, then, whether it likes or not, it must
sell it back again into private hands and thus retrace the step towards
Socialism which it took without being sufficiently prepared for it. During
the war, when private enterprise broke down hopelessly, and caused an
appalling slaughter of our young soldiers in Flanders by leaving the army
without shells, the munitions had to be made in national factories. When the
war was over, the Capitalist Government of 1918 sold off these factories as
fast as it possibly could for an old song, in spite of the protests of the Labor
Party. Some of the factories were unsaleable, either because they were in
such out-of-the-way places (lest they should be bombarded) that private
enterprise thought it could do better elsewhere, or because private enterprise
was so wretchedly unenterprising. Yet when a Labor Government took
office it, too, had to try to sell these remaining war factories because it
could not organize enough new public enterprises to employ them for peace
purposes.
This was another object-lesson in the impossibility of taking over land from
the landlords and capital from the capitalists merely because doing so is
Socialistic, without being ready to employ it productively. If you do, you
will have to give it back again, as the Moscow Soviet had. You must take it
only when you have some immediate use for it, and are ready to start on the
job next morning. If a Capitalist Government were forced by a wave of
successful Socialist propaganda to confiscate more property than it could
administer, it might quite easily be forced to reissue it (not at all
unwillingly, and with triumphant cries of “I told you so”) to private
employers on much worse terms for the nation than those on which it is
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

T
HEN as to the rate at which the change can take place. If it be put off
too long, or brought about too slowly, there may be a violent
revolution which may produce a dismal equality by ruining
everybody who is not murdered. But equality produced in that way does not
last. Only in a settled and highly civilized society with a strong Government
and an elaborate code of laws can equality of income be attained or
maintained. Now a strong Government is not one with overwhelming
fighting forces in its pay: that is rather the mark of a panicky Government.
It is one that commands the moral approval of an overwhelming majority of
the people. To put it more particularly, it is one in which the police and the
other executive officers of the Government can always count on the
sympathy and, when they need it, the co-operation of the citizens. A morally
shocking Government cannot last, and cannot carry out such changes as the
change from our present system to Socialism, which are matters of long
business arrangements and extensions of the Civil Service. They must be
made thoughtfully, bit by bit; and they must be popular enough to establish
themselves too solidly for changes of Government to shake them, like our
postal system or our Communism in roads, bridges, police, drainage, and
highway lighting.
It is a great pity that the change cannot be made more quickly; but we must
remember that when Moses delivered the Israelites from their bondage in
Egypt, he found them so unfitted for freedom, that he had to keep them
wandering round the desert for forty years, until those who had been in
bondage in Egypt were mostly dead. The trouble was not the distance from
Egypt to the Promised Land, which was easily walkable in forty weeks, but
the change of condition, and habit, and mind, and the reluctance of those
who had been safe and well treated as slaves to face danger and hardship as
free adventurers. We should have the same trouble if we attempted to
impose Socialism all in a lump on people not brought up to it. They would
wreck it because they could not understand it nor work its institutions; and
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the desert between the old Commercialism and the new Socialism. Our
industries and our characters and our laws and our religions are partly
commercialized, partly nationalized, partly municipalized, partly
communized; and the completion of the change will take place like the
beginning of it: that is, without the unintelligent woman knowing what is
happening, or noticing anything except that some ways of life are getting
harder and some easier, with the corresponding exclamations about not
knowing what the world is coming to, or that things are much better than
they used to be. Mark Twain said “It is never too late to mend: there is no
hurry”; and those who dread the change may comfort themselves by the
assurance that there is more danger of its coming too slowly than too
quickly, even though the more sloth the more suffering. It is well that we
who are hopelessly unfitted for Socialism by our bringing-up will not live
for ever. If only it were possible for us to cease corrupting our children our
political superstitions and prejudices would die with us; and the next
generation might bring down the walls of Jericho. Fortunately, the
advantages to be gained by Socialism for the proletariat, and the fact that
proletarian parents are a huge majority of the electorate, may be depended
on to bias moral education more and more in favor of the movement
towards Socialism.
I purposely avoid anticipating any moral pressure of public opinion against
economic selfishness. No doubt that will become part of the national
conscience under Socialism, just as under Capitalism children are educated
to regard success in life as meaning more money than anyone else and no
work to do for it. But I know how hard it is for you to believe that public
opinion could change so completely. You may have observed that at
present, although people do not always choose the occupation at which they
can make the most money, and indeed will give up lucrative jobs to starve
at more congenial ones, yet, when they have chosen their job, they will take
as much as they can get for it; and the more they can get the better they are
thought of. So I have assumed that they will continue to do so as far as they
are allowed (few of them have any real liberty of this kind now), though I
can quite conceive that in a Socialist future any attempt to obtain an
economic advantage over one’s neighbors, as distinguished from an
economic advantage for the whole community, might come to be
considered such exceedingly bad form that nobody could make it without
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SOCIALISM AND LIBERTY

T
HE dread of Socialism by nervous people who do not understand it,
on the ground that there would be too much law under it, and that
every act of our lives would be regulated by the police, is more
plausible than the terrors of the ignorant people who think it would mean
the end of all law, because under Capitalism we have been forced to impose
restrictions that in a socialized nation would have no sense, in order to save
the proletariat from extermination, or at least from extremities that would
have provoked it to rebellion. Here is a little example. A friend of mine who
employed some girls in an artistic business in which there was not
competition enough to compel him to do his worst in the way of sweating
them, took a nice old riverside house, and decorated it very prettily with
Morris wall-papers, furnishing it in such a way that the girls could have
their tea comfortably in their workrooms, which he made as homelike as
possible. All went well until one day a gentleman walked in and announced
himself to my friend as the factory inspector. He looked round him,
evidently much puzzled, and asked where the women worked. “Here”
replied my friend, with justifiable pride, confident that the inspector had
never seen anything so creditable in the way of a factory before. But what
the inspector said was “Where is the copy of the factory regulations which
you are obliged by law to post up on your walls in full view of your
employees?” “Surely you dont expect me to stick up a beastly ugly thing
like that in a room furnished like a drawing room” said my friend. “Why,
that paper on the wall is a Morris paper: I cant disfigure it by pasting up a
big placard on it.” “You are liable to severe penalties” replied the inspector
“for having not only omitted to post the regulations, but for putting paper
on your walls instead of having them limewashed at the intervals prescribed
by law.” “But hang it all!” my friend remonstrated, “I want to make the
place homely and beautiful. You forget that the girls are not always
working. They take their tea here.” “For allowing your employees to take
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penalty” said the inspector. “It is a gross breach of the Factory Acts.” And
he walked out, leaving my friend an abashed criminal caught redhanded.
As it happened, the inspector was a man of sense. He did not return; the
penalties were not exacted; the Morris wall-papers remained; and the illicit
teas continued; but the incident illustrates the extent to which individual
liberty has been cut down under Capitalism for good as well as for evil.
Where women are concerned it is assumed that they must be protected to a
degree that is unnecessary for men (as if men were any more free in a
factory than women); consequently the regulations are so much stricter that
women are often kept out of employments to which men are welcomed.
Besides the factory inspector there are the Commissioners of Inland
Revenue inquiring into your income and making you disgorge a lot of it, the
school attendance visitors taking possession of your children, the local
government inspectors making you build and drain your house not as you
please but as they order, the Poor Law officers, the unemployment
insurance officers, the vaccination officers, and others whom I cannot think
of just at present. And the tendency is to have more and more of them as we
become less tolerant of the abuses of our capitalist system. But if you study
these interferences with our liberties closely you will find that in practice
they are virtually suspended in the case of people well enough off to be able
to take care of themselves: for instance, the school attendance officer never
calls at houses valued above a certain figure, though the education of the
children in them is often disgracefully neglected or mishandled. Poor Law
officers would not exist if there were no poor, nor unemployment insurance
officers if we all got incomes whether we were employed or not. If nobody
could make profits by sweating, nor compel us to work in uncomfortable,
unsafe, insanitary factories and workshops, a great deal of our factory
regulations would become not only superfluous but unbearably obstructive.
Then consider the police: the friends of the honest woman and the enemies
and hunters of thieves, tramps, swindlers, rioters, confidence tricksters,
drunkards, and prostitutes. The police officer, like the soldier who stands
behind him, is mainly occupied today in enforcing the legalized robbery of
the poor which takes place whenever the wealth produced by the labor of a
productive worker is transferred as rent or interest to the pockets of an idler
or an idler’s parasite. They are even given powers to arrest us for “sleeping
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permission to do so. Get rid of this part of their duties, and at the same time
of the poverty which it enforces, with the mass of corruption, thieving,
rioting, swindling, and prostitution which poverty produces as surely as
insanitary squalor produces smallpox and typhus and you get rid of the least
agreeable part of our present police activity, with all that it involves in
prisons, criminal courts, and jury duties.
By getting rid of poverty we shall get rid of the unhappiness and worry
which it causes. To defend themselves against this, women, like men, resort
to artificial happiness, just as they resort to artificial insensibility when they
have to undergo a painful operation. Alcohol produces artificial happiness,
artificial courage, artificial gaiety, artificial self-satisfaction, thus making
life bearable for millions who would otherwise be unable to endure their
condition. To them alcohol is a blessing. Unfortunately, as it acts by
destroying conscience, self-control, and the normal functioning of the body,
it produces crime, disease, and degradation on such a scale that its
manufacture and sale are at present prohibited by law throughout the United
States of America, and there is a strong movement to introduce the same
prohibition here.
The ferocity of the resistance to this attempt to abolish artificial happiness
shows how indispensable it has become under Capitalism. A famous
American Prohibitionist was mobbed by medical students in broad daylight
in the streets of London, and barely escaped with the loss of one eye, and
his back all but broken. If he had been equally famous for anything else, the
United States Government would have insisted on the most ample
reparation, apology, and condign punishment of his assailants; and if this
had been withheld, or even grudged, American hotheads would have
clamored for war. But for the enemy of the anæsthetic that makes the
misery of the poor and the idleness of the rich tolerable, turning it into a
fuddled dream of enjoyment, neither his own country nor the public
conscience of ours could be moved even to the extent of a mild censure on
the police. It was evident that had he been torn limb from limb the popular
verdict would have been that it served him jolly well right.
Alcohol, however, is a very mild drug compared with the most effective
modern happiness producers. These give you no mere sodden self-
satisfaction and self-conceit: they give you ecstasy. It is followed by
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of the drug until you become a living horror to all about you, after which
you become a dead one, to their great relief. As to these drugs, not even a
mob of medical students, expressly educated to make their living by trading
in artificial health and happiness, dares protest against strenuous
prohibition, provided they may still prescribe the drug; nevertheless the
demand is so great in the classes who have too much money and too little
work that smuggling, which is easy and very profitable, goes on in spite of
the heaviest penalties. Our efforts to suppress this trade in artificial
happiness has already landed us in such interferences with personal liberty
that we are not allowed to purchase many useful drugs for entirely innocent
purposes unless we first pay (not to say bribe) a doctor to prescribe it.
Still, prohibition of the fiercer drugs has the support of public opinion. It is
the prohibition of alcohol that rouses such opposition that the strongest
governments shrink from it in spite of overwhelming evidence of the
increase in material well-being produced by it wherever it has been risked.
You prove to people that as teetotallers they will dwell in their own houses
instead of in a frowsy tenement, besides keeping their own motor car,
having a bank account, and living ten years longer. They angrily deny it; but
when you crush their denials by unquestionable American statistics they tell
you flatly that they had rather be happy for thirty years in a tenement
without a car or a penny to put in the bank than be unhappy for forty years
with all these things. You find a wife distracted because her husband drinks
and is ruining her and her children; yet when you induce him to take the
pledge, you find presently that she has tempted him to drink again because
he is so morose when he is sober that she cannot endure living with him.
And to make his drunkenness bearable she takes to drink herself, and lives
happily in shameless degradation with him until they both drink themselves
dead.
Besides, the vast majority of modern drinkers do not feel any the worse for
it, because they do not miss the extra efficiency they would enjoy on the
water waggon. Very few people are obliged by their occupations to work up
to the extreme limit of their powers. Who cares whether a lady gardener or
a bookkeeper or a typist or a shop assistant is a teetotaller or not, provided
she always stops well short of being noticeably drunk? It is to the motorist
or the aeroplane pilot that a single glass of any intoxicant may make the
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marker would be ruinous drunkenness for a professional billiard player. The
glass of stimulant that enlivens a routine job is often dropped because when
the routineer plays golf “to keep herself fit” she finds that it spoils her
putting. Thus you find that you can sometimes make a worker give up
alcohol partly or wholly by giving her more leisure. She finds that a woman
who is sober enough to do her work as well as it need be done is not sober
enough to play as well as she would like to do it. The moment people are in
a position to develop their fitness, as they call it, to the utmost, whether at
work or at play, they begin to grudge the sacrifice of the last inch of
efficiency which alcohol knocks off, and which in all really fine work
makes the difference between first rate and second rate. If this book owed
any of its quality to alcohol or to any other drug, it might amuse you more;
but it would be enormously less conscientious intellectually, and therefore
much more dangerous to your mind.
If you put all this together you will see that any social change which
abolishes poverty and increases the leisure of routine workers will destroy
the need for artificial happiness, and increase the opportunities for the sort
of activity that makes people very jealous of reducing their fitness by
stimulants. Even now we admit that the champion athlete must not drink
whilst training; and the nearer we get to a world in which everyone is in
training all the time the nearer we shall get to general teetotalism, and to the
possibility of discarding all those restrictions on personal liberty which the
prevalent dearth of happiness and consequent resort to pernicious artificial
substitutes now force us to impose.
As to such serious personal outrages as compulsory vaccination and the
monstrous series of dangerous inoculations which are forced on soldiers,
and at some frontiers on immigrants, they are only desperate attempts to
stave off the consequences of bad sanitation and overcrowding by infecting
people with disease when they are well and strong in the hope of
developing their natural resistance to it by exercise sufficiently to prevent
them from catching it when they are ailing and weak. The poverty of our
doctors forces them to support such practices in the teeth of all experience
and disinterested science; but if we get rid of poor doctors and overcrowded
and insanitary dwellings we get rid of the diseases which terrify us into
these grotesque witch rituals; and no woman will be forced to expose her
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generalized vaccinia lest it should catch confluent smallpox, which, by the
way, is, on a choice between the two evils, much to be preferred. Dread of
epidemics: that is, of disease and premature death, has created a pseudo-
scientific tyranny just as the dread of hell created a priestly tyranny in the
ages of faith. Florence Nightingale, a sensible woman whom the doctors
could neither humbug nor bully, told them that what was wrong with our
soldiers was dirt, bad food, and foul water: in short, the conditions produced
by war in the field and poverty in the slum. When we get rid of poverty the
doctors will no longer be able to frighten us into imposing on ourselves by
law pathogenic inoculations which, under healthy conditions, kill more
people than the diseases against which they pretend to protect them. And
when we get rid of Commercialism, and vaccines no longer make dividends
for capitalists, the fairy tales by which they are advertized will drop out of
the papers, and be replaced, let us hope, by disinterested attempts to
ascertain and publish the scientific truth about them, which, by the way,
promises to be much more hopeful and interesting.
As to the mass of oppressive and unjust laws that protect property at the
expense of humanity, and enable proprietors to drive whole populations off
the land because sheep or deer are more profitable, we have said enough
about them already. Naturally we shall get rid of them when we get rid of
private property.
Now, however, I must come to one respect in which official interference
with personal liberty would be carried under Socialism to lengths
undreamed of at present. We may be as idle as we please if only we have
money in our pockets; and the more we look as if we had never done a
day’s work in our lives and never intend to, the more we are respected by
every official we come in contact with, and the more we are envied,
courted, and deferred to by everybody. If we enter a village school the
children all rise and stand respectfully to receive us, whereas the entrance of
a plumber or carpenter leaves them unmoved. The mother who secures a
rich idler as a husband for her daughter is proud of it: the father who makes
a million uses it to make rich idlers of his children. That work is a curse is
part of our religion: that it is a disgrace is the first article in our social code.
To carry a parcel through the streets is not only a trouble, but a derogation
from one’s rank. Where there are blacks to carry them, as in South Africa, it
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we condemn these colonial extremes of snobbery; but how many ladies
could we persuade to carry a jug of milk down Bond Street on a May
afternoon, even for a bet?
Now it is not likely, human laziness being what it is, that under Socialism
anyone will carry a parcel or a jug if she can induce somebody else (her
husband, say) to carry it for her. But nobody will think it disgraceful to
carry a parcel because carrying a parcel is work. The idler will be treated
not only as a rogue and a vagabond, but as an embezzler of the national
funds, the meanest sort of thief. The police will not have much trouble in
detecting such offenders. They will be denounced by everybody, because
there will be a very marked jealousy of slackers who take their share
without “doing their bit”. The real lady will be the woman who does more
than her bit, and thereby leaves her country richer than she found it. Today
nobody knows what a real lady is; but the dignity is assumed most
confidently by the women who ostentatiously take as much and give as
nearly nothing as they can.
The snobbery that exists at present among workers will also disappear. Our
ridiculous social distinctions between manual labor and brain work,
between wholesale business and retail business, are really class distinctions.
If a doctor considers it beneath his dignity to carry a scuttle of coals from
one room to another, but is proud of his skill in performing some
unpleasantly messy operation, it is clearly not because the one is any more
or less manual than the other, but solely because surgical operations are
associated with descent through younger sons from the propertied class, and
carrying coals with proletarian descent. If the petty ironmonger’s daughter
is not considered eligible for marriage with the ironmaster’s son, it is not
because selling steel by the ounce and selling it by the ton are attributes of
two different species, but because petty ironmongers have usually been
poor and ironmasters rich. When there are no rich and no poor, and descent
from the proprietary class will be described as “criminal antecedents”,
people will turn their hands to anything, and indeed rebel against any
division of labor that deprives them of physical exercise. My own
excessively sedentary occupation makes me long to be a half-time navvy. I
find myself begging my gardener, who is a glutton for work, to leave me a
few rough jobs to do when I have written myself to a standstill; for I cannot
go out and take a hand with the navvies, because I should be taking the

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bread out of a poor man’s mouth; nor should we be very comfortable
company for oneanother with our different habits and speech and bringing-
up, all produced by differences in our parents’ incomes and class. But with
all these obstacles swept away by Socialism I could lend a hand at any job
within my strength and skill, and help my mates instead of hurting them,
besides being as good company for them as I am now for professional
persons or rich folk. Even as it is a good deal of haymaking is done for fun;
and I am persuaded (having some imagination, thank Heaven!) that under
Socialism open air workers would have plenty of voluntary help, female as
well as male, without the trouble of whistling for it. Laws might have to be
made to deal with officiousness. Everything would make for activity and
against idleness: indeed it would probably be much harder to be an idler
than it is now to be a pickpocket. Anyhow, as idleness would be not only a
criminal offence, but unladylike and ungentlemanly in the lowest degree,
nobody would resent the laws against it as infringements of natural liberty.
Lest anyone should at this point try to muddle you with the inveterate
delusion that because capital can increase wealth people can live on capital
without working, let me go back just for a moment to the way in which
capital becomes productive.
Let us take those cases in which capital is used, not for destructive
purposes, as in war, but for increasing production: that is, saving time and
trouble in future work. When all the merchandise in a country has to be
brought from the makers to the users on packhorses or carts over bad roads
the cost in time and trouble and labor of man and beast is so great that most
things have to be made and consumed on the spot. There may be a famine
in one village and a glut in another a hundred miles off because of the
difficulty of sending food from one to the other. Now if there is enough
spare subsistence (capital) to support gangs of navvies and engineers and
other workers whilst they cover the country with railways, canals, and
metalled roads, and build engines and trains, barges and motor cars to travel
on them, to say nothing of aeroplanes, then all sorts of goods can be sent
long distances quickly and cheaply; so that the village which formerly could
not get a cartload of bread and a few cans of milk from a hundred miles off
to save its life is able to buy quite cheaply grain grown in Russia or
America and domestic articles made in Germany or Japan. The spare
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more left of it than of the capital lent for the war; but it will leave behind it
the roadways and waterways and machinery by which labor can do a great
deal more in a given time than it could without them. The destruction of
these aids to labor would be a very different matter from our annual
confiscations of the National Debt by taxation. It would leave us much
poorer and less civilized: in fact most of us would starve, because big
modern populations cannot support themselves without elaborate machinery
and railways and so forth.
Still, roadways and machines can produce nothing by themselves. They can
only assist labor. And they have to be continually repaired and renewed by
labor. A country crammed with factories and machines, traversed in all
directions by roadways, tramways and railways, dotted with aerodromes
and hangars and garages, each crowded with aeroplanes and airships and
motor cars, would produce absolutely nothing at all except ruin and rust and
decay if the inhabitants ceased to work. We should starve in the midst of all
the triumphs of civilization because we could not breakfast on the clay of
the railway embankments, lunch on boiled aeroplanes, and dine on toasted
steam-hammers. Nature inexorably denies to us the possibility of living
without labor or of hoarding its most vital products. We may be helped by
past labor; but we must live by present labor. By telling off one set of
workers to produce more than they consume, and telling off another set to
live on the surplus while the first set makes roads and machines, we may
make our labor much more productive, and take out the gain either in
shorter hours of work or bigger returns from the same number of hours of
work as before; but we cannot stop working and sit down and look on while
the roads and machines make and fetch and carry for us without anyone
lifting a finger. We may reduce our working hours to two a day, or increase
our income tenfold, or even conceivably do both at once; but by no magic
on earth can any of us honestly become an idler. When you see a person
who does no productive or serviceable work, you may conclude with
absolute certainty that she or he is spunging on the labor of other people. It
may or may not be expedient to allow certain persons this privilege for a
time: sometimes it is; and sometimes it is not. I have already described how
we offer at present, to anyone who can invent a labor-saving machine, what
is called a patent: that is, a right to take a share of what the workers produce
with the help of that machine for fourteen years. When a man writes a book
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everybody who reads the book or sees the play performed pay him and his
heirs something during his lifetime and fifty years afterwards. This is our
way of encouraging people to invent machines and to write books and plays
instead of being content with the old handiwork, and with the Bible and
Shakespear; and as we do it with our eyes open and with a definite purpose,
and the privilege lasts no longer than enough to accomplish its purpose,
there is a good deal to be said for it. But to allow the descendants of a man
who invested a few hundred pounds in the New River Water Company in
the reign of James I to go on for ever and ever living in idleness on the
incessant daily labor of the London ratepayers is senseless and mischievous.
If they actually did the daily work of supplying London with water, they
might reasonably claim either to work for less time or receive more for their
work than a water-carrier in Elizabeth’s time; but for doing no work at all
they have not a shadow of excuse. To consider Socialism a tyranny because
it will compel everyone to share the daily work of the world is to confess to
the brain of an idiot and the instinct of a tramp.
Speaking generally, it is a mistake to suppose that the absence of law means
the absence of tyranny. Take, for example, the tyranny of fashion. The only
law concerned in this is the law that we must all wear something in the
presence of other people. It does not prescribe what a woman shall wear: it
only says that in public she shall be a draped figure and not a nude one. But
does this mean that a woman can wear what she likes? Legally she can; but
socially her slavery is more complete than any sumptuary law could make
it. If she is a waitress or a parlormaid there is no question about it: she must
wear a uniform or lose her employment and starve. If she is a duchess she
must dress in the fashion or be ridiculous. In the case of the duchess nothing
worse than ridicule is the penalty of unfashionable dressing. But any
woman who has to earn her living outside her own house finds that if she is
to keep her employment she must also keep up appearances, which means
that she must dress in the fashion, even when it is not at all becoming to her,
and her wardrobe contains serviceable dresses a couple of years out of date.
And the better her class of employment the tighter her bonds. The ragpicker
has the melancholy privilege of being less particular about her working
clothes than the manageress of a hotel; but she would be very glad to
exchange that freedom for the obligation of the manageress to be always
well dressed. In fact the most enviable women in this respect are nuns and
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on parade, never have to think of what they will wear, as it is all settled for
them by regulation and custom.
This dress question is only one familiar example of the extent to which the
private employment of today imposes regulations on us which are quite
outside the law, but which are none the less enforced by private employers
on pain of destitution. The husband in public employment, the socialized
husband, is much freer than the unsocialized one in private employment. He
may travel third class, wearing a lounge suit and soft hat, living in the
suburbs, and spending his Sundays as he pleases, whilst the others must
travel first class, wear a frock coat and tall hat, live at a fashionable address,
and go to church regularly. Their wives have to do as they do; and the single
women who have escaped from the limitations of the home into
independent activity find just the same difference between public work and
private: in public employment their livelihood is never at the mercy of a
private irresponsible person as it is in private. The lengths to which women
are sometimes forced to go to please their private employers are much more
revolting than, for instance, the petty dishonesties in which clerks are forced
to become accomplices.
Then there are estate rules: that is to say, edicts drawn up by private estate
owners and imposed on their tenants without any legal sanction. These
often prohibit the building on the estate of any place of worship except an
Anglican church, or of any public house. They refuse houses to
practitioners of the many kinds that are now not registered by the General
Medical Council. In fact they exercise a tyranny which would lead to a
revolution if it were attempted by the King, and which did actually provoke
us to cut off a king’s head in the seventeenth century. We have to submit to
these tyrannies because the people who can refuse us employment or the
use of land have powers of life and death over us, and can therefore make
us do what they like, law or no law. Socialism would transfer this power of
life and death from private hands to the hands of the constitutional
authorities, and regulate it by public law. The result would be a great
increase of independence, self-respect, freedom from interference with our
tastes and ways of living, and, generally, all the liberty we really care about.
Childish people, we saw, want to have all their lives regulated for them,
with occasional holiday outbursts of naughtiness to relieve the monotony;
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conventional employees. When they are left to themselves they make laws
of fashions, customs, points of etiquette, and “what other people will say”,
hardly daring to call their souls their own, though they may be rich enough
to do as they please. Money as a means of freedom is thrown away on these
people. It is funny to hear them declaring, as they often do, that Socialism
would be unendurable because it would dictate to them what they should
eat and drink and wear, leaving them no choice in the matter, when they are
cowering under a social tyranny which regulates their meals, their clothes,
their hours, their religion and politics, so ruthlessly that they dare no more
walk down a fashionable street in an unfashionable hat, which there is no
law to prevent them doing, than to walk down it naked, which would be
stopped by the police. They regard with dread and abhorrence the
emancipated spirits who, within the limits of legality and cleanliness and
convenience, do not care what they wear, and boldly spend their free time
as their fancy dictates.
But do not undervalue the sheepish wisdom of the conventional. Nobody
can live in society without conventions. The reason why sensible people are
as conventional as they can bear to be is that conventionality saves so much
time and thought and trouble and social friction of one sort or another that it
leaves them much more leisure for freedom than unconventionality does.
Believe me, unless you intend to devote your life to preaching
unconventionality, and thus make it your profession, the more conventional
you are, short of being silly or slavish or miserable, the easier life will be
for you. Even as a professional reformer you had better be content to preach
one form of unconventionality at a time. For instance, if you rebel against
high-heeled shoes, take care to do it in a very smart hat.

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80
SOCIALISM AND MARRIAGE

W
HEN promising new liberties, Socialists are apt to forget that
people object even more strongly to new liberties than to new
laws. If a woman has been accustomed to go in chains all her life
and to see other women doing the same, a proposal to take her chains off
will horrify her. She will feel naked without them, and clamor to have any
impudent hussy who does not feel about them exactly as she does taken up
by the police. In China the Manchu ladies felt that way about their crippled
feet. It is easier to put chains on people than to take them off if the chains
look respectable.
In Russia marriage under the Tsars was an unbreakable chain. There was no
divorce; but on the other hand there was, as with us, a widespread practice
of illicit polygamy. A woman could live with a man without marrying him.
A man could live with a woman without marrying her. In fact each might
have several partners. In Russia under the Communist Soviet this state of
things has been reversed. If a married couple cannot agree, they can obtain
a divorce without having to pretend to disgrace themselves as in Protestant
England. That shocks many English ladies, married or unmarried, who take
the Book of Common Prayer literally. But the Soviet does not tolerate illicit
relations. If a man lives with a woman as husband with wife he must marry
her, even if he has to divorce another wife to do it. The woman has the right
to the status of a wife, and must claim it. This seems to many English
gentlemen an unbearable tyranny: they regard the Soviet legislators as
monsters for interfering with male liberty in this way; and they have plenty
of female sympathizers.
In countries and sects where polygamy is legal, the laws compelling the
husband to pay equal attention to all his wives are staggering to a British
husband, who is not now, as he was formerly, legally obliged to pay any
attention to his one wife, nor she to him.
Now marriage institutions are not a part of Socialism. Marriage, of which
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much from sect to sect and from country to country that to a Roman
Catholic or a citizen of the State of South Carolina it means strict
monogamy without the possibility of divorce; whilst to our high caste
fellow-subjects in India it means unlimited polygamy, as it did to the Latter
Day Saints of Salt Lake City within my recollection. Between these
extremes there are many grades. There are marriages which nothing can
break except death or annulment by the Pope; and there are divorces that
can be ordered at a hotel like a bottle of champagne or a motor car. There is
English marriage, Scottish marriage, and Irish marriage, all different. There
is religious marriage and civil marriage, civil marriage being a recent
institution won from the Churches after a fierce struggle, and still regarded
as invalid and sinful by many pious people. There is an established celibacy,
the negation of marriage, among nuns, priests, and certain Communist
sects. With all this Socialism has nothing directly to do. Equality of income
applies impartially to all the sects, all the States, and all the communities, to
monogamists, polygamists, and celibates, to infants incapable of marriage
and centenarians past it.
Why, then, is it that there is a rooted belief that Socialism would in some
way alter marriage, if not abolish it? Why did quite respectable English
newspapers after the Russian revolution of 1917 gravely infer that the
Soviet had not only nationalized land and capital, but proceeded, as part of
the logic of Socialism, to nationalize women? No doubt the main
explanation of that extravagance is that the highly respectable newspapers
in question still regard women as property, nationalizable like any other
property, and were consequently unable to understand that this very
masculine view is inconceivable to a Communist. But the truth under all
such nonsense is that Socialism must have a tremendous effect on marriage
and the family. At present a married woman is a female slave chained to a
male one; and a girl is a prisoner in the house and in the hands of her
parents. When the personal relation between the parties is affectionate, and
their powers not abused, the arrangement works well enough to be bearable
by people who have been brought up to regard it as a matter of course. But
when the parties are selfish, tyrannical, jealous, cruel, envious, with
different and antagonistic tastes and beliefs, incapable of understanding
oneanother: in short, antipathetic and incompatible, it produces much untold
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Why is this unhappiness endured when the door is not locked, and the
victims can walk into the street at any moment? Obviously because
starvation awaits them at the other side of the door. Vows and inculcated
duties may seem effective in keeping unhappy wives and revolting
daughters at home when they have no alternative; but there must be an
immense number of cases in which wives and husbands, girls and boys,
would walk out of the house, like Nora Helmer in Ibsen’s famous play, if
they could do so without losing a single meal, a single night’s protection
and shelter, or the least loss of social standing in consequence.
As Socialism would place them in this condition it would infallibly break
up unhappy marriages and families. This being obviously desirable we need
not pretend to deplore it. But we must not expect more domestic
dissolutions than are likely to happen. No parent would tyrannize as some
parents tyrannize now if they knew that the result would be the prompt
disappearance of their children, unless indeed they disliked their children
enough to desire that result, in which case so much the better; but the
normal merely hasty parent would have to recover the fugitives by
apologies, promises of amendment, or bribes, and keep them by more
stringent self-control and less stringent parental control. Husbands and
wives, if they knew that their marriage could only last on condition of its
being made reasonably happy for both of them, would have to behave far
better to oneanother than they ever seem to dream of doing now. There
would be such a prodigious improvement in domestic manners all round
that a fairly plausible case can be made out for expecting that far fewer
marriages and families will be broken up under Socialism than at present.
Still, there will be a difference, even though the difference be greatly for the
better. When once it becomes feasible for a wife to leave her husband, not
for a few days or weeks after a tiff because they are for the moment tired of
oneanother, but without any intention of returning, there must be prompt
and almost automatic divorce, whether they like it or not. At present a
deserted wife or husband, by simply refusing to sue for divorce, can in mere
revenge or jealousy or on Church grounds, prevent the deserter from
marrying again. We should have to follow the good example of Russia in
refusing to tolerate such situations. Both parties must be either married or
unmarried. An intermediate state in which each can say to the other “Well,
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It is on marriage that the secular State is likely to clash most sensationally
with the Churches, because the Churches claim that marriage is a
metaphysical business governed by an absolute right and wrong which has
been revealed to them by God, and which the State must therefore enforce
without regard to circumstances. But to this the State will never assent,
except in so far as clerical notions happen to be working fairly well and to
be shared by the secular rulers. Marriage is for the State simply a licence to
two citizens to beget children. To say that the State must not concern itself
with the question of how many people the community is to consist of, and,
when a change is desired, at what rate the number should be increased or
reduced, is to treat the nation as no sane person would dream of treating a
ferryman. If the ferryman’s boat will hold only ten passengers, and you tell
him that it has been revealed to you by God that he must take all who want
to cross over, even though they number a thousand, the ferryman will not
argue with you, he will refuse to take more than ten, and will smite you
with his oar if you attempt to detain his boat and shove a couple more
passengers into it. And, obviously, the ten already aboard will help him for
their own sakes.
When Socialism does away with the artificial overpopulation which
Capitalism, as we have seen, produces by withdrawing workers from
productive employments to wasteful ones, the State will be face to face at
last with the genuine population question: the question of how many people
it is desirable to have in the country. To get rid of the million or so for
whom our capitalists fail to find employment, the State now depends on a
high death-rate, especially for infants, on war, and on swarming like the
bees. Africa, America, and Australasia have taken millions of our people
from us in bee swarms. But in time all places comfortable enough to tempt
people to emigrate get filled up; and their inhabitants, like the Americans
and Australians today, close their gates against further immigration. If we
find our population still increasing, we may have to discuss whether we
should keep it down, as we keep down the cat population, by putting the
superfluous babies into the bucket, which would be no wickeder than the
avoidable infant mortality and surgical abortion resorted to at present. The
alternative would be to make it a severely punishable crime for married
couples to have more than a prescribed number of children. But punishing
the parents would not dispose of the unwanted children. The fiercest
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illegitimate children from being born, though it has made most of them
additionally undesirable by afflicting them with the vices and infirmities of
disgrace and poverty. Any State limiting the number of children permitted
to a family would be compelled not only to tolerate contraception, but to
inculcate it and instruct women in its methods. And this would immediately
bring it into conflict with the Churches. Whether under such circumstances
the State would simply ignore the Churches or pass a law under which their
preachers could be prosecuted for sedition would depend wholly on the
gravity of the emergency, and not on the principles of liberty, toleration,
freedom of conscience, and so forth which were so stirringly trumpeted in
England in the eighteenth century when the boot was on the other foot.
In France at present the State is striving to increase the population. It is thus
in the position of the Israelites in the Promised Land, and of Joseph Smith
and his Mormons in the State of Illinois in 1843, when only a rapid increase
in their numbers could rescue them from a condition of dangerous
numerical inferiority to their enemies. Joseph Smith did what Abraham did:
he resorted to polygamy. We, not being in any such peril ourselves, have
seen nothing in this but an opportunity for silly and indecent jocularity; but
there are not many political records more moving than Brigham Young’s
description of the horror with which he received Joseph’s revelation that it
was the will of God that they should all take as many wives as possible. He
had been brought up to regard polygamy as a mortal sin, and did sincerely
so regard it. And yet he believed that Smith’s revelations were from God. In
his perplexity, he tells us, he found himself, when a funeral passed in the
street, envying the corpse (another mortal sin); and there is not the slightest
reason to doubt that he was perfectly sincere. After all, it is not necessary
for a married man to have any moral or religious objection to polygamy to
be horrified at the prospect of having twenty additional wives “sealed” to
him. Yet Brigham Young got over his horror, and was married more than
thirty times. And the genuinely pious Mormon women, whose prejudices
were straiter than those of the men, were as effectively and easily converted
to polygamy as Brigham.
Though this proves that western civilization is just as susceptible to
polygamy as eastern when the need arises, the French Government, for very
good reasons, has not ventured to propose it as a remedy for
underpopulation in France. The alternatives are prizes and decorations for

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the parents of large families (families of fifteen have their group portraits in
the illustrated papers, and are highly complimented on their patriotism),
bounties, exemptions from taxation, vigorous persecution of contraception
as immoral, facilities for divorce amounting to successive as distinguished
from simultaneous polygamy, all tending towards that State endowment of
parentage which seems likely to become a matter of course in all countries,
with, of course, encouragement to desirable immigrants. To these measures
no Church is likely to object, unless indeed it holds that celibacy is a
condition of salvation, a doctrine which has never yet found enough
practising converts to threaten a modern nation with sterility. Compulsory
parentage is as possible as compulsory military service; but just as the
soldier who is compelled to serve must have his expenses paid by the State,
a woman compelled to become a mother can hardly be expected to do so at
her own expense.
But the maintenance of monogamy must always have for its basis a
practical equality in numbers between men and women. If a war reduced
the male population by, say, 70 per cent, and the female population by only
one per cent, polygamy would immediately be instituted, and parentage
made compulsory, with the hearty support of all the really popular
Churches.
Thus, it seems, the State, Capitalist or Socialist, will finally settle what
marriage is to be, no matter what the Churches say. A Socialist State is more
likely to interfere than a Capitalist one, because Socialism will clear the
population question from the confusion into which Capitalism has thrown
it. The State will then, as I have said, be face to face with the real
population question; but nobody yet knows what the real population
question will be like, because nobody can now settle how many persons per
acre offer the highest possibilities of living. There is the Boer ideal of living
out of sight of your neighbors’ chimneys. There is the Bass Rock ideal of
crowding as many people on the earth as it can support. There is the
bungalow ideal and the monster hotel ideal. Neither you nor I can form the
least notion of how posterity will decide between them when society is well
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81
SOCIALISM AND CHILDREN

I
N the case of young children we have gone far in our interference with
the old Roman rights of parents. For nine mortal years the child is taken
out of its parents’ hands for most of the day, and thus made a State
school child instead of a private family child. The records of the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Children are still sickening enough to shew
how necessary it is to protect children against their parents; but the bad
cases are scarce, and shew that it is now difficult for the worst sort of parent
to evade for long the school attendance officer, the teacher, and the police.
Unfortunately the proceedings lead to nothing but punishment of the
parents: when they come out of prison the children are still in their hands.
When we have beaten the cat for cruelty we give it back its mouse. We have
now, however, taken a step in the right direction by passing an Act of
Parliament by which adoptive parents have all the rights of real parents.
You can now adopt a child with complete security against the parents
coming to claim the child back again whenever it suits them. All their rights
pass to you by the adoption. Bad natural parents can be completely
superseded by adoptive ones: it remains only to make the operation
compulsory where it is imperative. Compulsory adoption is already an old
established institution in the case of our Poor Law Guardians. Oliver Twist
was a compulsory adopted child. His natural parents were replaced by very
unnatural ones. Mr Bumble is being happily abolished; but there must still
be somebody to adopt Oliver. When equality of income makes an end of his
social disadvantages there will be no lack of childless volunteers.
Our eyes are being opened more and more to the fact that in our school
system education is only the pretext under which parents get rid of the
trouble of their children by bundling them off into a prison or child farm
which is politely called a school. We also know, or ought to know, that
institutional treatment of children is murderous for infants and bad for all
children. Homeless infants can be saved from that by adoption; but the elder
children are forcing us to face the problem of organizing child life as such,
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women, and ceasing to shirk that duty either by bundling the children off to
Bastilles called schools or by making the child the property of its father (in
the case of an illegitimate child, of its mother) as we have ceased to shirk
women’s rights by making the woman the property of her husband. The
beginnings of such organization are already visible in the Girl Guides and
the Boy Scouts. But the limits to liberty which the State has to set and the
obligations which it has to impose on adults are as imperative for children
as for adults. The Girl Guide cannot be always guiding nor the Boy Scout
always scouting. They must qualify themselves for adult citizenship by
certain acquirements whether they like it or not. That is our excuse for
school: they must be educated.
Education is a word that in our mouths covers a good many things. At
present we are only extricating ourselves slowly and, as usual, reluctantly
and ill humoredly, from our grossest stupidities about it. One of them is that
it means learning lessons, and that learning lessons is for children, and
ceases when they come of age. I, being a septuagenarian, can assure you
confidently that we never cease learning to the extent of our capacity for
learning until our faculties fail us. As to what we have been taught in school
and college, I should say roughly that as it takes us all our lives to find out
the meaning of the small part of it that is true and the error of the large part
that is false, it is not surprising that those who have been “educated” least
know most. It is gravely injurious both to children and adults to be forced to
study subjects for which they have no natural aptitude even when some
ulterior object which they have at heart gives them a fictitious keenness to
master it. Mental disablement caused in this way is common in the modern
examination-passing classes. Dickens’s Mr Toots is not a mere figure of
fun: he is an authentic instance of a sort of imbecility that is dangerously
prevalent in our public school and university products. Toots is no joke.
Even when a natural aptitude exists it may be overcome by the repulsion
created by coercive teaching. If a girl is unmusical, any attempt to force her
to learn to play Beethoven’s sonatas is torture to herself and to her teachers,
to say nothing of the agonies of her audiences when her parents order her to
display her accomplishment to visitors. But unmusical girls are as
exceptional as deaf girls. The common case of a rooted loathing for music,
and a vindictive hope that Beethoven may be expiating a malevolent life in
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ever heard a sonata or any other piece of music played well enough to seem
beautiful to her, has been set to practise scales in a cold room, rapped over
the knuckles when she struck a wrong note, and had the Pathetic Sonata
rapped and scolded and bullied into her bar by bar until she could finger it
out without a mistake. That is still what school-taught music means to many
unfortunate young ladies whose parents desire them to have
accomplishments, and accordingly pay somebody who has been handled in
the same way to knock this particular accomplishment into them. If these
unhappy victims thought that Socialism meant compulsory music they
would die in the last ditch fighting against it; and they would be right.
If I were writing a book for men I should not speak of music: I should speak
of verses written in literary Latin (meaning a sort of Latin that nobody ever
spoke), of Greek, and of algebra. Many an unhappy lad who would have
voluntarily picked up enough Latin and Greek to read Virgil, Horace, and
Homer, or to whom Descartes, Newton, and Einstein would be heroes such
as Handel, Mozart, Beethoven, and Wagner are to unspoilt musicians,
loathes every printed page except in a newspaper or detective story, and
shrinks from an algebraic symbol or a diagram of the parallelogram of
forces as a criminal from a prison. This is the result of our educational
mania. When Eton was founded, the idea was that the boys should be
roused at six in the morning and kept hard at their Latin without a moment’s
play until they went to bed. And now that the tendency is to keep them hard
at play instead, without a moment for free work, their condition is hardly
more promising. Either way an intelligent woman, remembering her own
childhood, must stand aghast at the utter disregard of the children’s ordinary
human rights, and the classing of them partly as animals to be tamed and
broken in, for which, provided the methods are not those of the trainer of
performing animals, there is something to be said, and partly as inanimate
sacks into which learning is to be poured ad libitum, for which there is
nothing to be said except what can be said for the water torture of the
Inquisition, in which the fluid was poured down the victims’ throats until
they were bloated to death. But there was some method in this madness. I
have already hinted to you what you must have known very well, that
children, unless they are forced into a quiet, sedentary, silent, motionless,
and totally unnatural association with adults, are so troublesome at home
that humane parents who would submit to live in a bear-garden or a
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them over to anyone who will profess to educate them, whilst the desperate
struggle of the genteel disendowed younger son and unmarried daughter
class to find some means of livelihood produces a number of persons who
are willing to make a profession of child farming under the same highly
plausible pretext.
Socialism would abolish this class by providing its members with less
hateful and equally respectable employment. Nobody who had not a
genuine vocation for teaching would adopt teaching as a profession.
Sadists, female and male, who now get children into their power so as to be
able to torture them with impunity, and child fanciers (who are sometimes
the same people) of the kind that now start amateur orphanages because
they have the same craze for children that some people have for horses and
dogs, although they often treat them abominably, would be checkmated if
the children had any refuge from them except the homes from which they
had been practically turned out, and from which they would be promptly
returned to their tyrants with the assurance that if they were punished it
served them right for being naughty. Within a few days of writing this I
have read as part of the day’s news of a case in which a mother summoned
a schoolmaster because he had first caned her boy for hiccuping, which is
not a voluntary action, and then, because the boy made light of the
punishment, fell on him in a fury and thrashed him until he raised wheals on
him that were visible eight days afterwards. Magistrates are usually as
lenient in dealing with these assaults as with similar assaults by husbands
on their wives (assaults by wives are laughed out of court): indeed they
usually dismiss the case with a rebuke to the victim for being an unmanly
little coward and not taking his licking in good part; but this time they
admitted that the punishment, as they called it, was too severe; and the
schoolmaster had to pay the mother’s costs, though nobody hinted at any
unfitness on his part for the duties he had assumed. And, in fairness, it did
not follow that the man was a savage or a Sadist, any more than it follows
that married people who commit furious assaults on one another have
murderous natural dispositions. The truth is that just as married life in a
one-room tenement is more than human nature can bear even when there
are no children to complicate it, life in the sort of prison we call a school,
where the teacher who hates her work is shut in with a crowd of unwilling,
hostile, restless children, sets up a strain and hatred that explodes from time
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whispering, looking out of the window (inattention), and even moving.
Modern psychological research, even in its rather grotesque Freudian
beginnings, is forcing us to recognize how serious is the permanent harm
that comes of this atmosphere of irritation on the one side and suppression,
terror, and reactionary naughtiness on the other. Even those who do not
study psychology are beginning to notice that chaining dogs makes them
dangerous, and is a cruel practice. They will presently have misgivings
about chained children too, and begin to wonder whether thrashing and
muzzling them is the proper remedy.
As a general result we find that what we call education is a failure. The poor
woman’s child is imprisoned for nine years under pretext of teaching it to
read, write, and speak its own language: a year’s work at the outside. And at
the end of the nine years the prisoner can do none of these things
presentably. In 1896, after twenty-six years of compulsory general
education, the secretary of the Union of Mathematical Instrument Makers
told me that most of his members signed with a mark. Rich male children
are kept in three successive prisons, the preparatory school, the public
school (meaning a very exclusive private school malversating public
endowments), and the university, the period of imprisonment being from
twelve to fourteen years, and the subjects taught including classical
languages and higher mathematics. Rich female children, formerly
imprisoned in the family dungeon under a wardress called a governess, are
now sent out like their brothers. The result is a slightly greater facility in
reading and writing, the habits and speech of the rich idle classes, and a
moral and intellectual imbecility which leaves them politically at the mercy
of every bumptious adventurer and fluent charlatan who has picked up their
ways and escaped their education, and morally on the level of medieval
robber barons and early capitalist buccaneers. When they are energetic and
courageous, in spite of their taming, they are public dangers: when they are
mere sheep, doing whatever their class expects them to do, they will follow
any enterprising bell-wether to the destruction of themselves and the whole
community. Fortunately humanity is so recuperative that no system of
suppression and perversion can quite abort it; but as far as our standard
lady’s and gentleman’s education goes the very least that can be said against
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It is, however, incidentally advantageous. The university student who is
determined not to study, gains from the communal life of the place a social
standing that is painfully lacking in the people who have been brought up in
a brick box in ill mannered intercourse with two much older people and
three or four younger ones, all keeping what they call their company
manners (meaning an affectation which has no desirable quality except bare
civility) for the few similarly reared outsiders who are neither too poor to be
invited in nor too rich to condescend to enter the box. Nobody can deny that
these middle class families which cannot afford the university for their sons,
and must send them out as workers at fifteen or so, appear utterly
unpresentable vulgarians compared to our university products. The woman
from the brick box maintains her social position by being offensive to the
immense number of people whom she considers her inferiors, reserving her
civility for the very few who are clinging to her own little ledge on the
social precipice; for inequality of income takes the broad, safe, and fertile
plain of human society and stands it on edge so that everyone has to cling
desperately to her foothold and kick off as many others as she can. She
would cringe to her superiors if they could be persuaded to give her the
chance, whereas at a university she would have to meet hundreds of other
young women on equal terms, and to be at least commonly civil to
everybody. It is true that university manners are not the best manners, and
that there is plenty of foundation for the statement that Oxford and
Cambridge are hotbeds of exclusiveness, university snobs being perhaps the
most incorrigible of all snobs. For all that, university snobbery is not so
disabling as brick box snobbery. The university woman can get on without
friction or awkwardness with all sorts of people, high or low, with whom
the brick box woman simply does not know how to associate. But the
university curriculum has nothing to do with this. On the contrary, it is the
devoted scholar who misses it, and the university butterfly, barely
squeezing through her examinations, who acquires it to perfection. Also, it
can now be acquired and greatly improved on by young people who break
loose from the brick box into the wider social life of clubs and unofficial
cultural associations of all kinds. The manners of the garden city and the
summer school are already as far superior to the manners of the university
college as these are to the manners of the brick box. There is no word that
has more sinister and terrible connotations in our snobbish society than the
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an imaginary condition of sexual disorder in which every petticoat and
every coat and trousers fall into oneanother’s embraces at sight, you will
see that social promiscuity is the secret of good manners, and that it is
precisely because the university is more promiscuous than the brick box,
and the Theosophical or Socialist summer school more promiscuous than
the college, that it is also the better mannered.
Socialism involves complete social promiscuity. It has already gone very
far. When the great Duke of Wellington fell ill, he said “Send for the
apothecary”, just as he would have said “Send for the barber”; and the
apothecary no doubt “your Graced” him in a very abject manner: indeed I
can myself remember famous old physicians, even titled ones, who took
your fee exactly as a butler used to take your tip. In the seventeenth century
a nobleman would sometimes admit an actor to an intimate friendship; but
when he wrote to him he began his letter, not “My dear So and So”, but “To
Betterton the player”. Nowadays a duke who went on like that would be
ridiculed as a Pooh Bah. Everybody can now travel third class in England
without being physically disgusted by their fellow-travellers. I can
remember when second class carriages, now extinct, were middle class
necessities.
The same process that has levelled the social intercourse between dukes and
doctors or actors can level it between duchesses and dairymaids, or, what
seems far less credible, between doctors’ wives and dairymaids. But whilst
Socialism makes for this sort of promiscuity it will also make for privacy
and exclusiveness. At present the difference between a dairymaid and any
decent sort of duchess is marked, not by a wounding difference between the
duchess’s address to the dairymaid and her address to another duchess, but
by a very marked difference between the address of a dairymaid to the
duchess and her address to another dairymaid. The decent duchess’s civility
is promiscuous; but her intimate friendship and society is not. Civility is
one thing, familiarity quite another. The duchess’s grievance at present is
that she is obliged by her social and political position to admit to her house
and table a great many people whose tastes and intellectual interests are so
different from her own that they bore her dreadfully, whilst her income cuts
her off from familiar intercourse with many poor people whose society
would be delightful to her, but who could not afford her expensive habits.
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familiars as far as they were willing to respond. She would no longer have
to be bored by men who could talk about nothing but fox hunting or party
politics when she wanted to talk about science or literature, dressmaking or
gardening, or, if her tastes were more curious, the morbidities of psycho-
analysis. Socialism, by steam-rollering our class distinctions (really income
distinctions) would break us up into sets, cliques, and solitaries. The
duchess would play golf (if people could still find no more interesting
employment for their leisure) with any charwoman, and lunch with her
after; but the intimate circle of the duchess and the charwoman would be
more exclusive and highly selected than it can possibly be now. Socialism
thus offers the utmost attainable society and the utmost attainable privacy.
We should be at the same time much less ceremonious in our public
relations and much more delicate about intruding on oneanother in our
private ones.
You may say, what has all this to do with education? Have we not wandered
pretty far from it? By no means: a great part of our education comes from
our social intercourse. We educate oneanother; and we cannot do this if half
of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to. But enough of that
side of the subject. Let us leave the social qualifications which children,
like adults, pick up from their surroundings and from the company they
keep, and return to the acquirements which the State must impose on them
compulsorily, providing the teachers and schools and apparatus; testing the
success of the teaching; and giving qualifying certificates to those who have
passed the tests.
It is now evident in all civilized States that there are certain things which
people must know in order to play their part as citizens. There are technical
things that must be learned, and intellectual conceptions that must be
understood. For instance, you are not fit for life in a modern city unless you
know the multiplication table, and agree that you must not take the law into
your own hands. That much technical and liberal education is indispensable,
because a woman who could not pay fares and count change, and who flew
at people with whom she disagreed and tried to kill them or scratch their
eyes out, would be as incapable of civilized life as a wild cat. In our huge
cities reading is necessary, as people have to proceed by written directions.
In a village or a small country town you can get along by accosting the
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and asking them what to do and where to go; but in London five minutes of
that would bring business and locomotion to a standstill: the police and
railway officials, hard put to it as it is answering the questions of foreigners
and visitors from the country, would be driven mad if they had to tell
everybody everything. The newspapers, the postal and other official guides,
the innumerable notice boards and direction posts, do for the London
citizen what the police constable or the nearest shopkeeper rather enjoys
doing for the villager, as a word with a stranger seems an almost exciting
event in a place where hardly anything else happens except the motion of
the earth.
In the days when even the biggest cities were no bigger than our country
towns, and all civilized life was conducted on what we should call village
lines, “clergy”, or the ability to read and write, was not a necessity: it was a
means of extending the mental culture of the individual for the individual’s
own sake, and was quite exceptional. This notion still sticks in our minds.
When we force a girl to learn to read, and make that an excuse for
imprisoning her in a school, we pretend that the object of it is to cultivate
her as an individual, and open to her the treasures of literature. That is why
we do it so badly and take so long over it. But our right to cultivate a girl in
any particular way against her will is not clear, even if we could claim that
sitting indoors on a hard seat and being forbidden to talk or fidget or attend
to anything but the teacher cultivated a girl more highly than the free
activities from which this process cuts her off. The only valid reason for
forcing her at all costs to acquire the technique of reading, writing, and
arithmetic enough for ordinary buying and selling is that modern civilized
life is impossible without them. She may be said to have a natural right to
be taught them just as she has a natural right to be nursed and weaned and
taught to walk.
So far the matter is beyond argument. It is true that in teaching her how to
write you are also teaching her how to forge cheques and write spiteful
anonymous letters, and that in teaching her to read you are opening her
mind to foul and silly books, and putting into her hands those greatest
wasters of time in the world, the novels that are not worth reading (say
ninetynine out of every hundred). All such objections go down before the
inexorable necessity for the accomplishments that make modern life
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her food on the ground that you are also teaching her how to cut the baby’s
throat. Every technical qualification for doing good is a technical
qualification for doing evil as well; but it is not possible to leave our
citizens without any technical qualifications for the art of modern living on
that account.
But this does not justify us in giving our children technical education and
damning the consequences. The consequences would damn us. If we teach a
girl to shoot without teaching her also that thou shalt not kill, she may send
a bullet through us the first time she loses her temper; and if we proceed to
hang her, she may say, as so many women now say when they are in
trouble, “Why did nobody tell me?” This is why compulsory education
cannot be confined to technical education. There are parts of liberal
education which are as necessary in modern social life as reading and
writing; and it is this that makes it so difficult to draw the line beyond
which the State has no right to meddle with the child’s mind or body
without its free consent. Later on we may make conditions: for instance, we
may say that a surveyor must learn trigonometry, a sea captain navigation,
and a surgeon at least as much dexterity in the handling of saws and knives
on bones and tissues as a butcher acquires. But that is not the same thing as
forcing everybody to be a qualified surveyor, navigator, or surgeon. What
we are now considering is how much the State must force everyone to learn
as the minimum qualification for life in a civilized city. If the Government
forces a woman to acquire the art of composing Latin verses, it is forcing on
her an accomplishment which she can never need to exercise, and which
she can acquire for herself in a few months if she should nevertheless be
cranky enough to want to exercise it. There is the same objection to forcing
her to learn the calculus. Yet somewhere between forcing her to learn to
read and put two and two together accurately, and forcing her to write sham
Horace or learn the calculus, the line must be drawn. The question is, where
to draw it.
On the liberal side of education it is clear that a certain minimum of law,
constitutional history, and economics is indispensable as a qualification for
a voter even if ethics are left entirely to the inner light. In the case of young
children, dogmatic commandments against murder, theft, and the more
obvious possibilities of untutored social intercourse, are imperative; and it
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have already been through as to the impossibility of ignoring this part of
education and calling our neglect Secular Education. If on the ground that
the subject is a controversial one you leave a child to find out for itself
whether the earth is round or flat, it will find out that it is flat, and, after
blundering into many mistakes and superstitions, be so angry with you for
not teaching it that it is round, that when it becomes an adult voter it will
insist on its own children having uncompromising positive guidance on the
point.
What will not work in physics will not work in metaphysics either. No
Government, Socialist or anti-Socialist or neutral, could possibly govern
and administer a highly artificial modern State unless every citizen had a
highly artificial modern conscience: that is, a creed or body of beliefs which
would never occur to a primitive woman, and a body of disbeliefs, or
negative creed, which would strike a primitive woman as fantastic
blasphemies that must bring down on her tribe the wrath of the unseen
powers. Modern governments must therefore inculcate these beliefs and
disbeliefs, or at least see that they are inculcated somehow; or they cannot
carry on. And the reason we are in such a mess at present is that our
governments are trying to carry on with a set of beliefs and disbeliefs that
belong to bygone phases of science and extinct civilizations. Imagine going
to Moses or Mahomet for a code to regulate the modern money market!
If we all had the same beliefs and disbeliefs, we could go smoothly on,
whether to our destruction or the millennium. But the conflicts between
contradictory beliefs, and the progressive repudiations of beliefs which
must continue as long as we have different patterns of mankind in different
phases of evolution, will necessarily produce conflicts of opinion as to what
should be taught in the public schools under the head of religious dogma
and liberal education. At the present moment there are many people who
hold that it is absolutely necessary to a child’s salvation from an eternity of
grotesque and frightful torment in a lake of burning brimstone that it should
be baptized with water, as it is born under a divine curse and is a child of
wrath and sin, and that as it grows into a condition of responsibility it must
be impressed with this belief, with the addition that all its sins were atoned
for by the sacrifice of Christ, the Son of God, on the cross, this atonement
being effectual only for those who believe in it. Failing such belief the
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reincurred. This is the official and State-endowed religion in our country
today; and there is still on the statute book a law decreeing heavy
punishments for anyone who denies its validity, which no Cabinet dares
repeal.
Now it is not probable that a fully developed Socialist State will either
impress these beliefs on children or permit any private person to do so until
the child has reached what is called in another connection the age of
consent. The State has to protect the souls of the children as well as their
bodies; and modern psychology confirms common experience in teaching
that to horrify a young child with stories of brimstone hells, and make it
believe that it is a little devil who can only escape from that hell by
maintaining a sinless virtue to which no saint or heroine has ever pretended,
is to injure it for life more cruelly than by any act of bodily violence that
even the most brutal taskmaster would dare to prescribe or justify. To put it
quite frankly and flatly, the Socialist State, as far as I can guess, will teach
the child the multiplication table, but will not only not teach it the Church
Catechism, but if the State teachers find that the child’s parents have been
teaching it the Catechism otherwise than as a curious historical document,
the parents will be warned that if they persist the child will be taken out of
their hands and handed over to the Lord Chancellor, exactly as the children
of Shelley were when their maternal grandfather denounced his son-in-law
as an atheist.
Further, a Socialist State will not allow its children to be taught that
polygamy, slaughter of prisoners of war, and blood sacrifices, including
human sacrifices, are divinely appointed institutions; and this means that it
will not allow the Bible to be introduced in schools otherwise than as a
collection of old chronicles, poems, oracles, and political fulminations, on
the same footing as the travels of Marco Polo, Goethe’s Faust, Carlyle’s
Past and Present and Sartor Resartus, and Ruskin’s Ethics of the Dust. Also
the doctrine that our life in this world is only a brief preliminary episode in
preparation for an all-important life to come, and that it does not matter
how poor or miserable or plague ridden we are in this world, as we shall be
gloriously compensated in the next if we suffer patiently, will be prosecuted
as seditious and blasphemous.
Such a change would not be so great as some of us fear, though it would be
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sincere. Fortunately it is not. The people who take them seriously, or even
attach any definite meaning to the words in which they are formulated, are
so exceptional that they are mostly marked off into little sects which are
popularly regarded as not quite sane. It may be questioned whether as much
as one per cent of the people who describe themselves as members of the
Church of England, sending their children to its baptismal fonts,
confirmation rite, and schools, and regularly attending its services, either
know or care what they are committed to by its dogmas or articles, or read
and believe them as they read and believe the morning paper. Possibly the
percentage of Nonconformists who know the Westminster Confession and
accept it may be slightly larger, because Nonconformity includes the
extreme sects; but as these sects play the most fantastic variations on the
doctrine of the Catechism, Nonconformity covers views which have been
violently persecuted by the Church as blasphemous and atheistic. I am quite
sure that unless you have made a special study of the subject you have no
suspicion of the variety and incompatibility of the British religions that
come under the general heading of Christian. No Government could
possibly please them all. Queen Elizabeth, who tried to do it by drawing up
thirtynine articles alternately asserting and denying the disputed doctrines,
so that every woman could find her own creed affirmed there and the other
woman’s creed denounced, has been a complete failure except as a means
of keeping tender consciences and scrupulous intellects out of the Church.
Ordinary clergymen subscribe them under duress because they cannot
otherwise obtain ordination. Nobody pretends that they are all credible by
the same person at the same moment; and few people even know what they
are or what they mean. They could all be dropped silently without any
shock to the real beliefs of most of us.
A Capitalist Government must inculcate whatever doctrine is best
calculated to make the common people docile wage slaves; and a Socialist
Government must equally inculcate whatever doctrine will make the
sovereign people good Socialists. No Government, whatever its policy may
be, can be indifferent to the formation of the inculcated common creed of
the nation. Society is impossible unless the individuals who compose it
have the same beliefs as to what is right and wrong in commonplace
conduct. They must have a common creed antecedent to the Apostles’ creed,
the Nicene creed, the Athanasian creed, and all the other religious
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Second and King William the Third, could not agree about the Real
Presence; but they all agreed that it was wrong to rob, murder, or set fire to
the house of your neighbor. The sentry at the gate of Buckingham Palace
may disagree with the Royal Family on many points, ranging from the
imperial policy of the Cabinet, or the revision of the Prayer Book, to which
horse to back for the Derby; but unless there were perfect harmony between
them as to the proper limits to the use of his rifle and bayonet their social
relation could not be maintained: there could be neither king nor sentry. We
all deprecate prejudice; but if all of us were not animated sacks of
prejudices, and at least nine-tenths of them were not the same prejudices so
deeply rooted that we never think of them as prejudices but call them
common sense, we could no more form a community than so many snakes.
This common sense is not all inborn. Some of it is: for instance, a woman
knows without being told that she must not eat her baby, and that she must
feed it and rear it at all hazards. But she has not the same feeling about
paying her rates and taxes, although this is as necessary to the life of society
as the rearing of infants to the life of humanity. A friend of mine who was a
highly educated woman, the head of a famous college in the north of
London, fiercely disputed the right of the local authority to have the
drainage of the college examined by a public sanitary inspector. Her creed
was that of a jealously private lady brought up in a private house; and it
seemed an outrage to her that a man with whom she was not on visiting
terms should be legally privileged to walk into the most private apartments
of her college otherwise than at her invitation. Yet the health of the
community depends on a general belief that this privilege is salutary and
reasonable. The enlargement of the social creed to that extent is the only
way to get rid of cholera epidemics. But this very able and highly instructed
lady, though still in the prime of life, was too old to learn.
The social creed must be imposed on us when we are children; for it is like
riding, or reading music at sight: it can never become a second nature to
those who try to learn it as adults; and the social creed, to be really
effective, must be a second nature to us. It is quite easy to give people a
second nature, however unnatural, if you catch them early enough. There is
no belief, however grotesque and even villainous, that cannot be made a
part of human nature if it is inculcated in childhood and not contradicted in
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that it is right to lame every woman for life by binding her feet painfully in
childhood on the ground that it is not ladylike to move about freely like an
animal. If you are the wife of a general or admiral nothing could persuade
you that when the King dies you and your husband are bound in honor to
commit suicide so as to accompany your sovereign into the next world.
Nothing could persuade you that it is every widow’s duty to be cremated
alive with the dead body of her husband. But if you had been caught early
enough you could have been made to believe and do all these things exactly
as Chinese, Japanese, and Indian women have believed and done them. You
may say that these were heathen Eastern women, and that you are a
Christian Western. But I can remember when your grandmother, also a
Christian Western, believed that she would be disgraced for ever if she let
anyone see her ankles in the street, or (if she was “a real lady”) walk there
alone. The spectacle she made of herself when, as a married woman, she put
on a cap to announce to the world that she must no longer be attractive to
men, and the amazing figure she cut as a widow in crape robes symbolic of
her utter desolation and woe, would, if you could see or even conceive
them, convince you that it was purely her luck and not any superiority of
western to eastern womanhood that saved her from the bound feet, the
suttee, and the hara-kiri. If you still doubt it, look at the way in which men
go to war and commit frightful atrocities because they believe it is their
duty, and also because the women would spit in their faces if they refused,
all because this has been inculcated upon them from their childhood, thus
creating the public opinion which enables the Government not only to raise
enthusiastic volunteer armies, but to enforce military service by heavy
penalties on the few people who, thinking for themselves, cannot accept
wholesale murder and ruin as patriotic virtues.
It is clear that if all female children are to have their minds formed as the
mind of Queen Victoria was formed in her infancy, a Socialist State will be
impossible. Therefore it may be taken as certain that after the conquest of
Parliament by the proletariat, the formation of a child’s mind on that model
will be prevented by every means within the power of the Government.
Children will not be taught to ask God to bless the squire and his relations
and keep us in our proper stations, nor will they be brought up in such a
way that it will seem natural to them to praise God because he makes them
eat whilst others starve, and sing while others do lament. If teachers are
caught inculcating that attitude they will be sacked: if nurses, their

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certificates will be cancelled, and jobs found for them that do not involve
intercourse with young children. Victorian parents will share the fate of
Shelley. Adults must think what they please subject to their being locked up
as lunatics if they think too unsocially; but on points that are structural in
the social edifice, constitutional points as we call them, no quarter will be
given in infant schools. The child’s up-to-date second nature will be an
official second nature, just as the obsolete second nature inculcated at our
public schools and universities is at present.
When the child has learnt its social creed and catechism, and can read,
write, reckon, and use its hands: in short, when it is qualified to make its
way about in modern cities and do ordinary useful work, it had better be left
to find out for itself what is good for it in the direction of higher cultivation.
If it is a Newton or a Shakespear it will learn the calculus or the art of the
theatre without having them shoved down its throat: all that is necessary is
that it should have access to books, teachers, and theatres. If its mind does
not want to be highly cultivated, its mind should be let alone on the ground
that its mind knows best what is good for it. Mentally, fallow is as
important as seedtime. Even bodies can be exhausted by overcultivation.
Trying to make people champion athletes indiscriminately is as idiotic as
trying to make them Ireland Scholars indiscriminately. There is no reason to
expect that Socialist rule will be more idiotic than the rule which has
produced Eton and Harrow, Oxford and Cambridge, and Squeers.

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SOCIALISM AND THE CHURCHES

H
OW far a Socialist State will tolerate a Church in our sense at all is a
pretty question. The quarrel between Church and State is an old one.
In speculating on it we must for the moment leave our personal
churchgoings and persuasions out of account, and try to look at the question
from the outside as we look at the religions of the east; or, to put it
bookishly, objectively, not subjectively. At present, if a woman opens a
consulting room in Bond Street, and sits there in strange robes professing to
foretell the future by cards or crystals or revelations made to her by spirits,
she is prosecuted as a criminal for imposture. But if a man puts on strange
robes and opens a church in which he professes to absolve us from the guilt
of our misdeeds, to hold the keys of heaven and hell, to guarantee that what
he looses or binds on earth shall be loosed and bound in heaven, to alleviate
the lot of souls in purgatory, to speak with the voice of God, and to dictate
what is sin and what is not to all the world (pretensions which, if you look
at them objectively, are far more extravagant and dangerous than those of
the poor sorceress with her cards and tea leaves and crystals), the police
treat him with great respect; and nobody dreams of prosecuting him as an
outrageous impostor. The objective explanation of his immunity is that a
great many people do not think him an impostor: they believe devoutly that
he can do all these things that he pretends to do; and this enables him and
his fellow priests to organize themselves into a powerful and rich body
calling itself The Church, supported by the money, the votes, and the
resolution to die in its defence, of millions of citizens. The priest can not
only defy the police as the common sorceress cannot: he has only to
convince a sufficient number of people of his divine mission to thrust the
Government aside; assume all its functions except the dirty work that he
does not care to soil his hands with and therefore leaves to “the secular
arm”; take on himself powers of life and death, salvation and damnation;
dictate what we shall all read and think; and place in every family an officer
to regulate our lives in every particular according to his notions of right and
wrong.

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This is not a fancy picture. History tells us of an emperor crawling on his
knees through the snow and lying there all night supplicating pardon from
the head of a Church, and of a king of England flogging himself in the
cathedral where a priest had been murdered at his suggestion. Citizens have
been stripped of all their possessions, tortured, mutilated, burned alive, by
priests whose wrath did not spare even the dead in their graves, whilst the
secular rulers of the land were forced, against their own interest and better
sense, to abet them in their furious fanaticism.
You may say that this was far off or long ago; that I am raking up old tales
of Canossa, of Canterbury in the middle ages, of Spain in the fifteenth
century, of Orange bogies like Bloody Mary and Torquemada; that such
things have not been done in England since the British parliamentary
government cut off Archbishop Laud’s head for doing them; and that popes
are now in greater danger of being imprisoned, and priests and monks of
being exiled, by emperors and republicans alike, than statesmen of being
excommunicated. You may add that the British State burnt women alive for
coining and for rebellion, and pressed men to death under heavy weights for
refusing for their wives’ and children’s sake to plead to charges of felony,
long after priests had dropped such methods of dealing with heretics.
But even if women were still burnt at the stake as ruthlessly as negroes are
today by lynching mobs in America, there would still be a struggle between
Church and State as to which of them had the right and power to burn. Who
is to be allowed to exercise the great powers that the Government of a
modern civilized State must possess if its civilization is to endure? The
kings have subjugated the barons; the parliaments have subjugated the
kings; democracy has been subjugated by plutocracy; and plutocracy is
blindly provoking the subjugated Demos to set up the proletarian State and
make an end of Capitalist Oligarchy. But there is a rival power which has
persisted and will persist through all these changes; and that is Theocracy,
the power of priests (sometimes called parsons) organized into Churches
professing to derive their authority from God. Crushed in one form it arises
in another. When it was organized as the Church of Rome its abuses
provoked the Reformation in England and Northern Europe, and in France
the wrath of Voltaire and the French revolution. In both cases it was
disarmed until its power to overrule the State was broken, and it became a
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But note what followed. The reaction against the priests went so far in
Britain, Switzerland, Holland, and America that at the cry of No Popery
every Roman Catholic trembled for his house and every priest for his life.
Yet under Laud and the Star Chamber in England, and Calvin in Geneva,
Theocracy was stronger than ever; for Calvin outpoped all the popes, and
John Knox in Scotland made her princes tremble as no pope had ever done.
But perhaps you will say again “This was long ago: we have advanced since
them”. So you have always been told; but look at the facts within my own
recollection. Among my contemporaries I can remember Brigham Young,
President Kruger, and Mrs Eddy. Joseph Smith, Junior, was martyred only
twelve years before I was born. You may never have heard of Joseph; but I
assure you his career was in many respects, up to the date of his martyrdom,
curiously like that of Mahomet, the obscure Arab camel driver whose
followers conquered half the world, and are still making the position of the
British Empire in Asia very difficult. Joseph claimed direct revelation from
God, and set up a Theocracy which was carried on by Brigham Young, a
Mormon Moses, one of the ablest rulers on record, until the secular
Government of the United States became convinced that Mormon
Theocracy was not compatible with American Democracy, and took
advantage of the popular prejudice against its “plurality of wives”
(polygamy) to smash it. It is by no means dead yet; but for the moment its
teeth, which were sharp, are drawn; and its place in the struggle is occupied
by The Church of Christ Scientist, founded by an American lady (who
might have been yourself) named Mrs Eddy. I often pass two handsome
churches of hers in London; and for all I know there may be others that are
out of my beat there. Now unless you happen to be a Mormon or a Christian
Scientist, it is probable that you think about Mrs Eddy exactly as a Roman
lady in the second century a.d. thought about the mother of Christ, and
about Joseph Smith as an English lady in the Middle Ages thought about
“the accurst Mahound” You may be right or you may be wrong; but for all
you know Mrs Eddy a thousand years hence may be worshipped as the
Divine Woman by millions of civilized people, and Joseph Smith may be to
millions more what Mahomet now is to Islam. You never can tell. People
begin by saying “Is not this the carpenter’s son?” and end by saying
“Behold the Lamb of God!”
The secular Governments, or States, of the future, like those of the present
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Churches, new and old, to exercise, as Theocracies, powers and privileges
which no secular Government now claims. The trouble becomes serious
when a new Church attempts to introduce new political or social
institutions, or to revive obsolete ones. Joseph Smith was allowed to
represent himself as having been directed by an angel to a place where a
continuation of the Bible, inscribed on gold plates, was buried in the earth,
and as having direct and, if necessary, daily revelations from God which
enabled him to act as an infallible lawgiver. When he found plenty of able
business women and men to believe him, the Government of the United
States held that their belief was their own business and within their own
rights as long as Joseph’s laws harmonized with the State laws. But when
Joseph revived Solomonic polygamy the monogamic secular Government
had to cross swords with him. Not for many years did it get the upper hand;
and its adversary is not dead yet.
Mrs Eddy did the opposite: she did not introduce a new institution; but she
challenged one of the standing institutions of the secular State. The secular
State prescribed pathogenic inoculations as preventives of disease, and
bottles of medicine and surgical operations, administered and performed by
its registered doctors and surgeons, as cures; and anyone who left a child or
an invalid for whom she was responsible undoctored was punished severely
for criminal neglect. Some governments refused to admit uninoculated
persons into their territories. Mrs Eddy revived the practice prescribed by St
James in the New Testament, instructing her disciples to have nothing to do
with bottles and inoculations; and immediately the secular government was
at war with Christian Science and began to persecute its healers.
This case is interesting because it illustrates the fact that new Churches
sometimes capture the secular government by denying that they are
Churches. The conflict between Mrs Eddy and the secular governments was
really a conflict between the Church of Christ Scientist and the new Church
of Jenner and Pasteur Scientists, which has the secular governments in its
pocket exactly as the Church of Rome had Charlemagne. It also incidentally
illustrates the tendency of all Churches to institute certain rites to signalize
the reception of children and converts into the Church. The Jews prescribe a
surgical operation, fortunately not serious nor harmful. The Christian
Churches prescribe water baptism and anointing: also quite harmless. The
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it they are none the worse. But the inoculations of the modern Churches
which profess Science, with their lists of miracles, their biographies of their
saints, their ruthless persecutions, their threats of dreadful plagues and
horrible torments if they are dis-obeyed, their claims to hold the keys of
mortal life and death, their sacrifices and divinations, their demands for
exemption from all moral law in their researches and all legal responsibility
in their clinical practice, leave the pretensions of the avowed priests and
prophets nowhere, are dangerous and sometimes deadly; and it is round this
disguised Church that the persecutions and fanaticisms of today rage. There
is very little danger of a British Parliament persecuting in the name of
Christ, and none at all of its persecuting in the name of Mahomet in the
west; but it has persecuted cruelly for a century in the name of Jenner; and
there is a very serious danger of its persecuting the general public as it now
persecutes soldiers in the name of Pasteur, whose portrait is already on the
postage stamps of the resolutely secularist (as it imagines) French Republic.
In the broadest thoroughfare of fashionable London we have erected a
startling brazen image of the famous Pasteurite surgeon Lord Lister, who,
when the present age of faith in scientific miracles has passed, will probably
be described as a high priest who substituted carbolic acid for holy water
and consecrated oil as a magic cure for festering wounds. His methods are
no longer in fashion in the hospitals; and he has been left far behind as a
theorist; but when the centenary of his birth was celebrated in 1927, the
stories of his miracles, told with boundless credulity and technical
ignorance in all the newspapers, shewed that he was really being
worshipped as a saint.
From this, I invite you to note how deceptive history may be. The continual
springing up of new Churches has always forced secular governments to
make and administer laws to deal with them, because, though some of them
are reasonable and respectable enough to be left alone, and others are too
strongly represented in Parliament and in the electorate to be safely
interfered with, a good many of which you have never heard defy the laws
as to personal decency and violate the tables of consanguinity to such an
extent that if the authorities did not suppress them the people would lynch
them. That is why tribunals like the Inquisition and the Star Chamber had to
be set up to bring them to justice. But as these were not really secular
tribunals, being in fact instruments of rival Churches, their powers were
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not as offenders against the secular law, but as heretics: that is, as dissenters
from the Church which had gained control of the secular government: the
Church of Rome in the case of the Inquisition, and the Church of England
in the case of the Star Chamber.
The difficulty, you see, is that though there is a continual rivalry between
Churches and States for the powers of government, yet the States do not
disentangle themselves from the Churches, because the members of the
secular parliaments and Cabinets are all Churchmen of one sort or another.
In England this muddle is illustrated by the ridiculous fact that the bishops
of the Church of England have seats as such in the House of Lords whilst
the clergy are excluded as such from the House of Commons. The
Parliaments are the rivals of the Churches and yet become their instruments;
so that the struggle between them is rather as to whether the Churches shall
exercise power directly, calling in the secular arm merely to enforce their
decisions without question, or whether they shall be mere constituents of
the Parliaments like any other society of citizens, leaving the ultimate
decisions to the State. If, however, any particular Church is powerful
enough to make it a condition of admission to Parliament, or of occupation
of the throne or the judicial bench, or of employment in the public services
or the professions, that the postulant shall be one of its members, that
Church will be in practice, if not in theory, stronger than it could be as a
Theocracy ruling independently of the secular State. This power was
actually achieved by the Church of England; but it broke down because the
English people would not remain in one Church. They broke away from the
Church of England in all directions, and formed Free Churches. One of
these, called the Society of Friends (popularly called Quakers), carried its
repudiation of Church of England ecclesiasticism to the length of
denouncing priests as impostors, set prayers as an insult to God
(“addressing God in another man’s words”), and church buildings as
“steeple houses”; yet this body, by sheer force of character, came out of a
savage persecution the most respected and politically influential of religious
forces in the country. When the Free Churches could no longer be kept out
of Parliament, and the Church of England could not be induced to grant any
of them a special privilege, there was nothing for it but to admit everybody
who was a Christian Deist of any denomination. The line was still drawn at
Jews and Atheists; but the Jews soon made their way in; and finally a
famous Atheist, Charles Bradlaugh, broke down the last barrier to the

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House of Commons by forcing the House to accept, instead of the Deist
oath, a form of affirmation which relieved Atheists from the necessity of
perjuring themselves before taking their seats. We are now accustomed to
Jewish Prime Ministers; and we do not know whether our Gentile Prime
Ministers are Atheists or not, because it never occurs to us to ask the
question. The King alone remains bound by a coronation oath which obliges
him to repudiate the Church of many of his subjects, though he has to
maintain that Church and several others, some not even Christian, in parts
of the Empire where the alternative would be no Church at all.
When Parliament is open to all the Churches, including the Atheist
Churches (for the Positivist Societies, the Ethical Societies, the Agnostics,
the Materialists, the Darwinian Natural Selectionists, the Creative
Evolutionists, and even the Pantheists are all infidels and Atheists from the
strict Evangelical or Fundamentalist point of view), it becomes impossible
to attach religious rites to our institutions, because none of the Churches
will consent to make any rites but their own legally obligatory. Parliament
is therefore compelled to provide purely civil formalities as substitutes for
religious services in the naming of children, in marriage, and in the disposal
of the dead. Today the civil registrar will marry you and name your children
as legally as an archbishop or a cardinal; and when there is a death in the
family you can have the body cremated either with any sort of ceremony
you please or no ceremony at all except the registration of the death after
certification of its cause by a registered doctor.
As, in addition, you need not now pay Church rates unless you want to, we
have arrived at a point at which, from one end of our lives to the other, we
are not compelled by law to pay a penny to the priest unless we are country
landlords, nor attend a religious service, nor concern ourselves in any way
with religion in the popular sense of the word. Compulsion by public
opinion, or by our employers or landlords, is, as we have seen, another
matter; but here we are dealing only with State compulsion. Delivered from
all this, we are left face to face with a body of beliefs calling itself Science,
now more Catholic than any of the avowed Churches ever succeeded in
being (for it has gone right round the world), demanding, and in some
countries obtaining, compulsory inoculation for children and soldiers and
immigrants, compulsory castration for dysgenic adults, compulsory
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our houses, and hygienic spacing and placing for our cities, with other
compulsions of which the older Churches never dreamt, at the behest of
doctors and “men of science”. In England we are still too much in the grip
of the old ways to have done either our best or our worst in this direction;
but if you care to know what Parliaments are capable of when they have
ceased to believe what oldfashioned priests tell them and lavish all their
natural childish credulity on professors of Science you must study the
statute books of the American State Legislatures, the “crowned republics”
of our own Dominions, and the new democracies of South America and
Eastern Europe. When all the States are captured by the proletariat in the
names of Freedom and Equality, the cry may arise that the little finger of
Medical Research (calling itself Science) is thicker than the loins of
Religion.
Now what made the oldfashioned religion so powerful was that at its best
(meaning in the hands of its best believers) there was much positive good in
it, and much comfort for those who could not bear the cruelty of nature
without some explanation of life that carried with it an assurance that
righteousness and mercy will have the last word. This is the power of
Science also: it, too, at its best has done enormous positive good; and it also
at its highest flight gives a meaning to life which is full of encouragement,
exultation, and intense interest. You may yourself be greatly concerned as to
whether the old or the new explanation is the true one; but looking at it
objectively you must put aside the question of absolute truth, and simply
observe and accept the fact that the nation is made up of a relatively small
number of religious or scientific zealots, a huge mass of people who do not
bother about the business at all, their sole notion of religion and morality
being to do as other people in their class do, and a good many Betwixt-and-
Betweens. The neutrals are in one sense the important people, because any
creed may be imposed on them by inculcation during infancy, whereas the
believers and unbelievers who think for themselves will let themselves be
burnt alive rather than conform to a creed imposed on them by any power
except their own consciences. It is over the inculcation, involving the
creation of that official second nature which we discussed in the preceding
chapter, that the State finds itself at loggerheads with the Churches which
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Take a typical example or two. If any society of adults, calling itself a
Church or not, preaches the old doctrine of the resurrection of the body at a
great Last Judgment of all mankind, there is no likelihood of the
municipality of a crowded city objecting. But if a survival of the childish
idea that a body can be preserved for resurrection by putting it into a box
and burying it in the earth, whereas reducing it to ashes in two hours in a
cremation furnace renders its resurrection impossible, leads any sect or
Church or individual to preach and practise intramural interment as a
religious duty, then it is pretty certain that the municipality will not only
keep such preaching out of its schools, but see to it that the children are
taught to regard cremation as the proper way of disposing of the dead in
towns, and forcibly prevent intramural interment whether pious parents
approve of it or not.
If a Church, holding that animals are set apart from human beings by
having no souls, and were created for the use of mankind and not for their
own sakes, teaches that animals have no rights, and women and men no
duties to them, their teaching on that point will be excluded from the
schools and their members prosecuted for cruelty to animals by the secular
authority.
If another Church wants to set up an abattoir in which animals will be killed
in a comparatively cruel manner instead of by a humane killer in the
municipal abattoir, it will not be allowed to do it nor to teach children that it
ought to be done, unless, indeed, it commands votes enough to control the
municipality to that extent; and if its members refuse to eat humanely
slaughtered meat they will have to advance, like me, to vegetarianism.
When the question is raised, as it will be sooner or later, of the reservation
of our cathedrals for the sermons of one particular Church, it will not be
settled on the assumption that any one Church has a monopoly of religious
truth. It is settled at present on the Elizabethan assumption that the services
of the Church of England ought to please everybody; and it is quite possible
that if the services of the Church of England were purified from its grosser
sectarian superstitions, and a form of service arrived at containing nothing
offensive to anyone desiring the consolation or stimulus of a religious ritual,
the State might very well reserve the cathedrals for that form of service
exclusively, provided that, as at present, the building were available most of
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that any Jew, any Mahometan, any Agnostic, any woman of any creed or no
creed, may use our cathedrals daily to “make her soul” between the
services.) To throw open the cathedrals to the rituals of all the Churches is a
physical impossibility. To sell them on capitalist principles to the highest
bidders to do what they like with is a moral impossibility for the State,
though the Church has sold churches often enough. To simply make of them
show places like Stonehenge, and charge for admission, as the Church of
England sometimes does in the choir, would destroy their value for those
who cannot worship without the aid of a ritual.
There is also the Russian plan of the State taking formal possession of the
material property of the national Church, and then letting it go on as before,
with the quaint difference that the statesmen and officials, instead of posing
as devout Churchmen, sincerely or not, as in England, solemnly warn the
people that the whole business is a superstitious mummery got up to keep
them in submissive slavery by doping them with promises of bliss after
death if only they will suffer poverty and slavery patiently before it. This,
however, cannot last. It is only the reaction of the victorious proletariat
against the previous unholy alliance of the Church with their former
oppressors. It is mere anti-clericalism; and when clericalism as we know it
disappears, and Churches can maintain themselves only as Churches of the
people and not as spiritual fortresses of Capitalism, the anti-clerical reaction
will pass away. The Russian Government knows that a purely negative
attitude towards religion is politically impossible; accordingly, it teaches the
children a new creed called Marxism, of which more presently. Even in the
first flush of the reaction the Soviet was more tolerant than we were when
our hour came to revolt. We frankly robbed the Church of all it possessed
and gave the plunder to the landlords. Long after that we deliberately cut off
our Archbishop’s head. Certainly the Soviet made it quite clear to the
Russian archbishop that if he did not make up his mind to accept the fact of
the revolution and give to the Soviet the allegiance he had formerly given to
the Tsar, he would be shot. But when he very sensibly and properly made up
his mind accordingly, he was released, and is now presumably pontificating
much more freely than the Archbishop of Canterbury.
So far, I have dealt with the Churches objectively and not with religion
subjectively. It is an old saying: the nearer the Church the farther from God.
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can nerve women to overcome their dread of any great social change, and to
face that extraction of dead religions and dead parts of religions which is as
necessary as the extraction of dead or decaying teeth. All courage is
religious: without religion we are cowards. Men, because they have been
specialized for fighting and hunting whilst women, as the child-bearers,
have had to be protected from such risks, have got into the way of accepting
the ferocities of war and the daring emulations of sportsmanship as
substitutes for courage; and they have imposed that fraud to some extent on
women. But women know instinctively, even when they are echoing male
glory stuff, that communities live not by slaughter and by daring death, but
by creating life and nursing it to its highest possibilities. When Ibsen said
that the hope of the world lay in the women and the workers he was neither
a sentimentalist nor a demagogue. You cannot have read this far (unless you
have skipped recklessly) without discovering that I know as well as Ibsen
did, or as you do, that women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in
many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have
had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male
and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been
forced to dare: the heroism of a woman is to nurse and protect life, and of a
man to destroy it and court death. But the homicidal heroes are often abject
cowards in the face of new ideas, and veritable Weary Willies when they are
asked to think. Their heroism is politically mischievous and useless.
Knowing instinctively that if they thought about what they do they might
find themselves unable to do it, they are afraid to think. That is why the
heroine has to think for them, even to the extent of often having no time left
to think for herself. She needs more and not less courage than a man; and
this she must get from a creed that will bear thinking of without becoming
incredible.
Let me then assume that you have a religion, and that the most important
question you have to ask about Socialism is whether it will be hostile to that
religion. The reply is quite simple. If your religion requires that incomes
shall be unequal, Socialism will do all it can to persecute it out of existence,
and will treat you much as the government of British India treated the
Thugs in 1830. If your religion is compatible with equality of income, there
is no reason on earth to fear that a Socialist Government will treat it or you
any worse than any other sort of government would; and it would certainly
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employment, to which you are subject under Capitalism today, if you are in
the employment of a bigot.
There is, however, a danger against which you should be on your guard.
Socialism may be preached, not as a far-reaching economic reform, but as a
new Church founded on a new revelation of the will of God made by a new
prophet. It actually is so preached at present. Do not be misled by the fact
that the missionaries of Church Socialism do not use the word God, nor call
their organization a Church, nor decorate their meeting-places with steeples.
They preach an inevitable, final, supreme category in the order of the
universe in which all the contradictions of the earlier and lower categories
will be reconciled. They do not speak, except in derision, of the Holy Ghost
or the Paraclete; but they preach the Hegelian Dialectic. Their prophet is
named neither Jesus nor Mahomet nor Luther nor Augustine nor Dominic
nor Joseph Smith, Junior, nor Mary Baker Glover Eddy, but Karl Marx.
They call themselves, not the Catholic Church, but the Third International.
Their metaphysical literature begins with the German philosophers Hegel
and Feuerbach, and culminates in Das Kapital, the literary masterpiece of
Marx, described as “The Bible of the working classes”, inspired, infallible,
omniscient. Two of their tenets contradict oneanother as flatly as the first
two paragraphs of Article 27 of the Church of England. One is that the
evolution of Capitalism into Socialism is predestined, implying that we
have nothing to do but sit down and wait for it to occur. This is their version
of Salvation by Faith. The other is that it must be effected by a revolution
establishing a dictatorship of the proletariat. This is their version of
Salvation by Works.
The success of the Russian revolution was due to its leadership by Marxist
fanatics; but its subsequent mistakes had the same cause. Marxism is not
only useless but disastrous as a guide to the practice of government. It gets
no nearer to a definition of Socialism than as a Hegelian category in which
the contradictions of Capitalism shall be reconciled, and in which political
power shall have passed to the proletariat. Germans and Clydeside Scots
find spiritual comfort in such abstractions; but they are unintelligible and
repulsive to Englishwomen, and could not by themselves qualify anyone,
English, Scotch, or German, to manage a whelkstall for five minutes, much
less to govern a modern State, as Lenin very soon found out and very
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But Lenin and his successors were not able to extricate the new Russian
national State they had set up from this new Russian international
(Catholic) Church any more than our Henry II or the Emperor who had
come to Canossa were able to extricate the English State and the medieval
Empire from the Church of Rome. Nobody can foresee today whether the
policy of Russia in any crisis will be determined on secular and national
grounds by the Soviet or by the Third International on Marxist grounds. We
are facing the Soviet as Queen Elizabeth faced Philip of Spain, willing
enough to deal with him as an earthly king, but not as the agent of a
Catholic Theocracy. In Russia the State will sooner or later have to break
the temporal power of the Marxist Church and take politics out of its hands,
exactly as the British and other Protestant States have broken the temporal
power of the Roman Church, and been followed much more drastically by
the French and Italian States. But until then the Church of Marx, the Third
International, will give as much trouble as the Popes did formerly. It will
give it in the name of Communism and Socialism, and be resisted not only
by Capitalists but by the Communists and Socialists who understand that
Communism and Socialism are matters for States and not for Churches to
handle. King John was no less Christian than the Pope when he said that no
Italian priest should tithe and toll in his dominions; and our Labor leaders
can remain convinced Socialists and Communists whilst refusing to stand
any foreign or domestic interference from the Third International or to
acknowledge the divinity of Marx.
Still, our Protestant repudiation of the authority of the new Marxist Church
should not make us forget that if the Marxist Bible cannot be taken as a
guide to parliamentary tactics, the same may be said of those very
revolutionary documents the Gospels. We do not on that account burn the
Gospels and conclude that the preacher of The Sermon on the Mount has
nothing to teach us; and neither should we burn Das Kapital and ban Marx
as a worthless author whom nobody ought to read. Marx did not get his
great reputation for nothing: he was a very great teacher; and the people
who have not yet learnt his lessons make most dangerous stateswomen and
statesmen. But those who have really learnt from him instead of blindly
worshipping him as an infallible prophet are not Marxists any more than
Marx himself was a Marxist. I myself was converted to Socialism by Das
Kapital; and though I have since had to spend a good deal of time pointing
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the responsible management of public affairs, and the unlikeness at close
quarters of his typical descriptions of the proletariat to any earthly working
woman or of the bourgeoisie to any real lady of property, you may
confidently set down those who speak contemptuously of Karl Marx either
as pretenders who have never read him or persons incapable of his great
mental range. Do not vote for such a person. Do not, however, vote for a
Marxist fanatic either, unless you can catch one young enough or acute
enough to grow out of Marxism after a little experience, as Lenin did.
Marxism, like Mormonism, Fascism, Imperialism, and indeed all the
would-be Catholicisms except Socialism and Capitalism, is essentially a
call to a new Theocracy. Both Socialism and Capitalism certainly do what
they can to obtain credit for representing a divinely appointed order of the
universe; but the pressure of facts is too strong for their pretensions: they
are forced to present themselves at last as purely secular expedients for
securing human welfare, the one advocating equal distribution of income,
and the other private property with free contract, as the secret of general
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I
COULD go on like this for years; but I think I have now told you
enough about Socialism and Capitalism to enable you to follow the
struggle between them intelligently. You will find it irritating at first to
read the newspapers and listen to the commonplaces of conversation on the
subject, knowing all the time that the writers and talkers do not know what
they are writing and talking about. The impulse to write to the papers, or
intervene in the conversation to set matters right, may be almost irresistible.
But it must be resisted, because if you once begin there will be no end to it.
You must sit with an air of placid politeness whilst your neighbors, by way
of talking politics, denounce the people they do not like as Socialists,
Bolshevists, Syndicalists, Anarchists, and Communists on the one side, and
Capitalists, Imperialists, Fascists, Reactionaries, and Bourgeois on the
other, none of them having an idea of the meaning of these words clear
enough to be called without flattery the ghost of a notion. A hundred years
ago they would have called one another Jacobins, Radicals, Chartists,
Republicans, Infidels, and even, to express the lowest depth of infamy, Co-
operators; or, contrariwise, Tories, Tyrants, Bloated Aristocrats, and
Fundholders. None of these names hurt now: Jacobins and Chartists are
forgotten; republics are the rule and not the exception in Europe as well as
in America; Co-operators are as respectable as Quakers; Bloated
Aristocracy is the New Pauperism; and the proletariat, with its millions
invested in Savings Certificates and Savings Bank deposits, would not at all
object to being described as having money “in the funds”, if that expression
were still current. But the names in the mouths of the factions mean nothing
anyhow. They are mere electioneering vituperation. In France at elections
the Opposition posters always exhort the electors to vote against Assassins
and Thieves (meaning the Cabinet); and the Government posters “feature”
precisely the same epithets, whilst the candidates in their own homes call
their pet dogs Bandits when pretending to scold them. It all means nothing.
They had much better call each other Asses and Bitches (they sometimes
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woman a bitch, and that calling them so is only a coarse way of insulting
them; whereas most people do not know what the words Bolshevik,
Anarchist, Communist, and so forth mean, and are too easily frightened into
believing that they denote every imaginable extremity of violence and theft,
rapine and murder. The Russian word Bolshevik, which has such a frightful
sound to us, means literally nothing more than a member of a parliamentary
majority; but as an English epithet it is only the political form of Bogey or
Blackguard or the popular Bloody, denoting simply somebody or something
with whom the speaker disagrees.
But the names we hurl at oneanother are much less confusing than the
names we give ourselves. For instance, quite a lot of people, mostly a very
amiable mild sort of people, call themselves Communist-Anarchists, which
Conservatives interpret as Double-Dyed Scoundrels. This is very much as if
they called themselves Roman Catholic Protestants, or Christian Jewesses,
or undersized giantesses, or brunette blondes, or married maids, or any
other flat contradiction in terms; for Anarchism preaches the obliteration of
statute law and the abolition of Governments and States, whilst
Communism preaches that all the necessary business of the country shall be
done by public bodies and regulated by public law. Nobody could logically
be in favor of both all the time. But there is a muddled commonsense in the
name for all that. What the Communist-Anarchist really means is that she is
willing to be a Communist as to the work and obedience to public law for
everybody that is necessary to keep the community healthy and solvent, and
that then she wants to be let go her own way. It is her manner of saying that
she needs leisure and freedom as well as taskwork and responsibility: in
short, as I have heard it expressed, that she does not want to be “a blooming
bee”. That is the attitude of all capable women; but to apply the term
Communist-Anarchism to it is so confusing, and so often perversely
adopted by the kind of muddler who, being against law and public
enterprise because she wants to be free, and against freedom because
freedom of contracts is a capitalist device for exploiting the proletariat,
spends her life in obstructing both Socialism and Capitalism and never
getting anywhere, that, on the whole, I should not call myself a Communist-
Anarchist if I were you.
The truth is, we live in a Tower of Babel where a confusion of names
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not know what his Church teaches, the member of the Church of England
who would repudiate several of the Thirty-Nine Articles if they were
propounded to her without a hint of where they came from, the Liberal who
has never heard of the principles of the Manchester School and would not
have understood them if she had, and the Tory who is completely innocent
of De Quincey’s Logic of Political Economy: that is to say, the vast
majority of Catholics, Protestants, Liberals, and Tories, have their
counterparts in the Socialists, the Communists, the Syndicalists, the
Anarchists, the Laborists, who denounce Capitalism and middle class
morality, and are saturated with both all the time. The Intelligent Woman, as
she reads the newspapers, must allow for this as best she can. She must not
only remember that every professing Socialist is not necessarily a Trade
Unionist, and cannot logically be an Anarchist, but is sometimes so little a
Socialist that, when entrusted with public business enough to bring her face
to face with the Conservative or Liberal leaders she has been denouncing,
she will be flattered to find that these eminent persons are quite of her real
way of thinking, and vote with them enthusiastically every time.
The name Communist is at the present moment (1927) specially applied to
and adopted by those who believe that Capitalism will never be abolished
by constitutional parliamentary means in the Fabian manner, but must be
overthrown by armed revolution and supplanted by the Muscovite Marxist
Church. This is politely called the policy of Direct Action. Conservative
Diehards who advocate a forcible usurpation of the government by the
capitalists as such call it a coup d’état. But a proletarian may be an advocate
of Direct Action without being a bit of a Communist. She may believe that
the mines should belong to the miners, the railways to the railwaymen, the
army to the soldiers, the churches to the clergymen, and the ships to the
crews. She may even believe that the houses should belong to the
housemaids, especially if she is a housemaid herself. Socialism will not
hear of this. It insists that industries shall be owned by the whole
community, and regulated in the interests of the consumer (or customer),
who must be able to buy at cost price without paying a profit to anybody. A
shop, for instance, must not belong to the shop assistants, nor be exploited
by them for their profit: it must be run for the benefit of the customers, the
shop assistant’s safeguard against finding herself sacrificed to the customer
being that she is herself a customer at the other shops, and the customer
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everyone is both a producer and a consumer, the producers and consumers
may be trusted to treat each other fairly from self-love if from no more
generous motive; but until then, to make any industry the property of the
workers in it would be merely to replace the existing idle joint stock
shareholders by working shareholders profiteering on a much larger scale,
as they would appropriate the rent of their sites and make none of those
contributions to a central exchequer for the benefit of the nation that now
take place under parliamentary rule. The inequalities of income between,
say, miners in the richest mines and farmers on the poorest soils would be
monstrous. But I need not plague you with arguments: the arrangement is
impossible anyhow; only, as several of the proletarian proposals, and cries
of the day, including Trade Unionism, Producers’ Co-operation, Workers’
Control, Peasant Proprietorship, and the cruder misunderstandings of
Syndicalism and Socialism, are either tainted or saturated with it to such an
extent that it wrecked the proletarian movement in Italy after the war and
led to the dictatorship of Signor Mussolini, and as it is often supposed to be
part of Socialism, you had better beware of it; for it has many plausible
pseudo-socialistic disguises. It is really only Poor Man’s Capitalism, like
Poor Man’s Gout.
On their negative side the proletarian Isms are very much alike: they all
bring the same accusations against Capitalism; and Capitalism makes no
distinction between them because they agree in their hostility to it. But there
is all the difference in the world between their positive remedies; and any
woman who voted for Syndicalism or Anarchism or Direct Action disguised
as Communism indiscriminately under the impression that she was voting
for Socialism would be as mistaken as one who voted for Conservatism or
Liberalism or Imperialism or the Union Jack or King and Country or
Church and State indiscriminately under a general impression that she was
voting against Socialism.
And so you have the curious spectacle of our Parliamentary Labor Party, led
by Socialists who are all necessarily Communists in principle, and are
advocating sweeping extensions of Communism, expelling the so-called
Communist Party from its ranks, refusing to appear on the same platforms
with its members in public, and being denounced by it as bourgeois
reactionaries. It is most confusing until you know; and then you see that the
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Communism against Socialism: it is constitutional action, or Fabianism as it
used to be called, against Direct Action followed by a dictatorship. And as
Diehard Capitalism is now sorely tempted to try a British-Fascist coup
d’état followed by a dictatorship, as opposed to Liberal constitutional
Capitalism, the confusion and disunion are by no means all on the Labor
side. The extremists of the Right and those of the Left are both
propagandists of impatient disgust with parliament as an institution. There
is a Right wing of the Right just as there is a Left wing of the Left; whilst
the Constitutional Centre is divided between Capitalism and Socialism. You
will need all your wits about you to find out where you are and keep there
during the coming changes.
The proletarian party inherits from Trade Unionism the notion that the
strike is the classic weapon and the only safeguard of proletarian labor. It is
therefore dangerously susceptible to the widespread delusion that if instead
of a coal strike here and a railway strike there, a lightning strike of
waitresses in a restaurant today, and a lightning strike of match girls in a
factory tomorrow, all the workers in all the occupations were to strike
simultaneously and sympathetically, Capitalism would be brought to its
knees. This is called The General Strike. It is as if the crew of a ship,
oppressed by its officers, were advised by a silly-clever cabin boy to sink
the ship until all the officers and their friends the passengers were drowned,
and then take victorious command of it. The objection that the crew could
not sail the ship without navigating officers is superfluous, because there is
the conclusive preliminary objection that the crew would be drowned, cabin
boy and all, as well as the officers. In a General Strike ashore the productive
proletarians would be starved before the employers, capitalists, and
parasitic proletarians, because these would have possession of the reserves
of spare food. It would be national suicide.
Obvious as this is, the General Strike has been attempted again and again,
notably on one occasion in Sweden, when it was very thoroughly tried out;
and though it has always necessarily collapsed, it is still advocated by
people who imagine that the remedy for Capitalism is to treat labor as the
capital of the proletariat (that is, the spare money of those who have no
money), and to hold up the Capitalists by threat of starvation just as the
Capitalists have hitherto held up the proletariat. They forget that the
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would be much more sensible to support a particular strike by calling all
other strikes off, thus isolating the particular employers aimed at, and
enabling all the other workers to contribute to the strike fund. But we have
already discussed the final impossibility of tolerating even particular strikes
or lock-outs, much less general ones. They will pass away as duelling has
passed away. Meanwhile be on your guard against propagandists of the
General Strike; but bear in mind too that the term is now being used so
loosely in the daily papers that we see it applied to any strike in which more
than one trade is concerned.
A favorite plea of the advocates of the General Strike is that it could prevent
a war. Now it may be admitted that the fear of an attempt at it does to some
extent restrain governments from declaring unpopular wars. Unfortunately
once the first fellow-countryman is killed or the first baby bombed, no war
is unpopular: on the contrary, it is as well known to our Capitalist
governments as it was to that clever lady the Empress Catherine of Russia
that when the people become rebellious there is nothing like “a nice little
war” for bringing them to heel again in a patriotic ecstasy of loyalty to the
Crown. Besides, the fundamental objection to the general strike, that when
everybody stops working the nation promptly perishes, applies just as
fatally to a strike against war as to a strike against a reduction of wages. It is
true that if the vast majority in the belligerent nations, soldiers and all,
simultaneously became conscientious objectors, and the workers all refused
to do military service of any kind, whether in the field or in the
provisioning, munitioning, and transport of troops, no declaration of war
could be carried out. Such a conquest of the earth by Pacifism seems
millennially desirable to many of us; but the mere statement of these
conditions is sufficient to shew that they do not constitute a general strike,
and that they are so unlikely to occur that no sane person would act on the
chance of their being realized. A single schoolboy militarist dropping a
bomb from an aeroplane into a group of children will make an end of local
pacifism in an instant until it becomes certain that the bomber and his
employers will be called to account before a competent and dreaded
tribunal. Meanwhile the fear of a so-called General Strike against war will
never deter any bellicose Government from equipping and commissioning
such adventurous young aces. But no Government dare send them if it knew
that it would be blockaded by a combination of other nations sufficiently
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The formation of such a combination is the professed object of the present
League of Nations; and though there is no sign so far of the leading military
Powers even consulting it, much less obeying and supporting it, when they
have any weighty military interests at stake, still even their military
interests will force them sooner or later to take the League seriously,
substitute supernational morality, law, and action, for the present
international anarchism, according to which it is proper for nations, under
certain forms, to murder and plunder foreigners, though it is a crime for
them to murder and plunder oneanother. No other method of preventing war
so far discovered is worth your attention. It is very improbable even that our
quaint and illogical toleration of conscientious objection during the last war
will ever be repeated; and in any case the experiment proved its futility as a
preventive of war. The soldier in the trenches will always ask why he
should be shot for refusing to go “over the top” when his brother at home is
spared after refusing even to enter the trench. The General Strike is still
more futile. War cannot be stopped by the refusal of individuals or even of
whole trades to take part in it: nothing but combinations of nations, each
subordinating what they call their sovereign rights to the world’s good, or at
least to the good of the combination, can prevail against it.
This subordination of nationalism is called supernationalism, and might be
called catholicism if that word could be freed from misleading historical
associations. It already exists in the United States of America, which are
federated for certain purposes, including currency and a pax Americana
which was established at the cost of a fierce war. There is no reason except
pure devilment why the States of Europe, or, to begin with, a decisive
number of them, should not federate to the same extent for the same
purposes. The Empires are changing into Commonwealths, or voluntary
federations, for common human purposes. Here, and not in local
antipatriotic strikes, are the real hopes of peace.
You will find constitutional changes specially bothersome because of the
continual clashing between the tightening-up of social discipline demanded
by Socialism and the jealousy of official power and desire to do what we
like which we call Democracy. Democracy has a very strong hold on
organized labor. In the Trade Unions every device is tried to make the vote
of the whole union supreme. When delegates vote at the Union Congresses
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far as possible the questions on which they cast their hundreds of thousands
of votes are settled beforehand in the unions by the votes of the members;
so that when the delegates go to Congress they are not representatives but
mere spokesmen handing in the decisions of their unions. But these crude
democratic precautions defeat their own object. In practice, a Trade Union
secretary is the nearest thing on earth to an irremovable autocrat. The “card
vote” is not called for except to decide questions on which the decisions
could not be carried out unless the delegates of the Big Powers of trade
unionism (that is, the unions whose membership runs into millions) could
outvote the delegates of the Little Powers; and as in the ranks of Labor not
only is “the career open to the talents” but absolutely closed to nonentities,
the leaders are much more arbitrary than they would be in the House of
Lords, where the hereditary peers may include persons of average or less
than average ability. Even the humblest Trade Union secretary must have
exceptional business ability and power of managing people; and if anyone
but a secretary obtains a delegation to a Congress he must have at least a
talent for self-assertion. He may be for all public purposes an idiot; but he
must be a fairly blatant idiot, and to some extent a representative one, or he
could never persuade large bodies of his equals to pick him out from the
obscurity of his lot.
Now as this oligarchy of bureaucrats and demagogues is the result of the
most jealous democracy, the oligarchs of labor are determined to maintain
the system which has placed them in power. You must have noticed that
some of the most imperiously wilful women, unable to bear a moment’s
contradiction, and tyrannizing over their husbands, daughters, and servants
until nobody else in the house can call her soul her own, have been the most
resolute opponents of Women’s Rights. The reason is that they know that as
long as the men govern they can govern the men. Just so a good many of
the ablest and most arbitrary of the leaders of Trade Unionism are resolutely
democratic in Labor politics because they know very well that as long as
the workers can vote they can make the workers vote as they please. They
are democrats, not because of their faith in the judgment, knowledge, and
initiative of the masses, but because of their experience of mass ignorance,
gullibility, and sheepishness. It is only the idealists of the propertied and
cultivated middle classes who believe that the voice of the people is the
voice of God: the typical proletarian leader is a cynic in this matter,
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differently before they can be safely allowed to have their own silly way in
public affairs: indeed it is to make this rebirth possible that the leaders are
Socialists. They have often been strongly anti-Socialist. Thus both the
cynics and the idealists are strenuous defenders of democracy, and regard
the series of enfranchisements of the people which began with the
Conservative Act of 1867 and culminated in Votes for Women, as a glorious
page in the history of the emancipation of mankind from tyranny and
oppression, instead of a reduction to absurdity of the notion that giving
slaves votes to defend their political rights and redress their wrongs is much
wiser than giving razors to infants for the same purpose.
The naked truth is that democracy, or government by the people through
votes for everybody, has never been a complete reality; and to the very
limited extent to which it has been a reality it has not been a success. The
extravagant hopes which have been attached to every extension of it have
been disappointed. A hundred years ago the great Liberal Reform Bill was
advocated as if its passage into law would produce the millennium. Only
the other day the admission of women to the electorate, for which women
fought and died, was expected to raise politics to a nobler plane and purify
public life. But at the election which followed, the women voted for
hanging the Kaiser; rallied hysterically round the worst male candidates;
threw out all the women candidates of tried ability, integrity, and devotion;
and elected just one titled lady of great wealth and singular demagogic
fascination, who, though she justified their choice subsequently, was then a
beginner. In short, the notion that the female voter is more politically
intelligent or gentler than the male voter proved as great a delusion as the
earlier delusions that the business man was any wiser politically than the
country gentleman or the manual worker than the middle class man. If there
were any disfranchised class left for our democrats to pin their repeatedly
disappointed hopes on, no doubt they would still clamor for a fresh set of
votes to jump the last ditch into their Utopia; and the vogue of democracy
might last a while yet. Possibly there may be here and there lunatics looking
forward to votes for children, or for animals, to complete the democratic
structure. But the majority shows signs of having had enough of it.
Discipline for Everybody and Votes for Nobody is the fashion in Spain and
Italy; and for some years past in Russia the proletarian Government has
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jury’s verdict, except when it turns the majority out of doors in the manner
of Bismarck or Cromwell.
These reactions of disgust with democracy are natural enough where
Capitalism, having first produced a huge majority of proletarians with no
training in management, responsibility, or the handling of big money, nor
any notion of the existence of such a thing as political science, gives this
majority the vote for the sake of gaining party advantages by popular
support. Even in ancient Greece, where our proletarians were represented
by slaves, and only what we call the middle and upper classes voted, there
was the same reaction, which is hardly surprising in view of the fact that
one of the famous feats of Athenian democracy was to execute Socrates for
using his superior brains to expose its follies.
Nevertheless, I advise you to stick to your vote as hard as you can, because
though its positive effects may do you more harm than good, its negative
effect may be of great value to you. If one candidate is a Socratic person
and the other a fool who attracts you by echoing your own follies and
giving them an air of patriotism and virtuous indignation, you may vote for
the fool, that being as near as you can get to executing Socrates; and so far
your vote is all to the bad. But the fact that your vote, though only one
among many thousands, may conceivably turn the scale at an election,
secures you a consideration in Parliament which it would be mad and
cowardly for you to relinquish as long as inequality of income prevents you
from being really represented by the members of the Government.
Therefore cling to it tooth and nail, however unqualified you may be to
make a wise use of it.
The Labor Party is in a continual dilemma on this point. At the election of
1918 the leader of the Labor Party, a steadfast supporter of votes for
women, knew quite well that he would be defeated in his old constituency
by the vote of the suburban ladies; and he was. The Labor Party, confronted
by a scheme for making Parliament more representative of public opinion
by securing due representation for minorities (called Proportional
Representation), finds itself forced to oppose it lest it should break
Parliament up into a host of squabbling groups and make parliamentary
government impossible. All reformers who use democracy as a stepping
stone to power find it a nuisance when they get there. The more power the
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well-informed superpower to dominate them and disable their inveterate
admiration of international murder and national suicide. Voltaire said that
there is one person wiser than Mrs Anybody, and that is Mrs Everybody;
but Voltaire had not seen modern democracy at work: the democracy he
admired in England was a very exclusive oligarchy; and the mixture of
theocracy and hereditary autocracy that disgusted him in France was not a
fair test of aristocracy, or government by the best qualified. We now know
that though Mrs Everybody knows where the shoe pinches and must
therefore have a say in the matter, she cannot make the shoe, and cannot tell
a good shoemaker from a bad one by his output of hot air on a platform.
Government demands ability to govern: it is neither Mrs Everybody’s
business nor Mrs Anybody’s, but Mrs Somebody’s. Mrs Somebody will
never be elected unless she is protected from the competition of Mrs
Noodle and Mrs Bounder and Mrs Noisy Nobody and Mrs King-and-
Country and Mrs Class War and Mrs Hearth-and-Home and Mrs Bountiful
and Mrs Hands-off-the-Church and Mrs Please-I-want-everybody-to-love-
me. If democracy is not to ruin us we must at all costs find some
trustworthy method of testing the qualifications of candidates before we
allow them to seek election. When we have done that we may have great
trouble in persuading the right people to come forward. We may even be
driven to compel them; for those who fully understand how heavy are the
responsibilities of government and how exhausting its labor are the least
likely to shoulder them voluntarily. As Plato said, the ideal candidate is the
reluctant one. When we discover such a test you will still have your
electoral choice between several Mrs Somebodys, which will make them all
respect you; but you will not be taken in by Mrs Noodle and Co. because
they will not be eligible for election. Meanwhile, Heaven help us! we must
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ND now a last word as to your own spiritual centre. All through this
book we have been thinking of the public, and of our two selves as
members of the public. This is our duty as citizens; but it may drive
us mad if we begin to think of public evils as millionfold evils. They are
nothing of the kind. What you yourself can suffer is the utmost that can be
suffered on earth. If you starve to death you experience all the starvation
that ever has been or ever can be. If ten thousand other women starve to
death with you, their suffering is not increased by a single pang: their share
in your fate does not make you ten thousand times as hungry, nor prolong
your suffering ten thousand times. Therefore do not be oppressed by “the
frightful sum of human suffering”: there is no sum: two lean women are not
twice as lean as one nor two fat women twice as fat as one. Poverty and
pain are not cumulative: you must not let your spirit be crushed by the
fancy that it is. If you can stand the suffering of one person you can fortify
yourself with the reflection that the suffering of a million is no worse:
nobody has more than one stomach to fill nor one frame to be stretched on
the rack. Do not let your mind be disabled by excessive sympathy. What the
true Socialist revolts against is not the suffering that is not cumulative, but
the waste that is. A thousand healthy, happy, honorable women are not each
a thousand times as healthy, happy, or honorable as one; but they can co-
operate to increase the health, happiness, and honor possible for each of
them. At present nobody can be healthy, happy, or honorable: our standards
are so low that when we call ourselves so we mean only that we are not sick
nor crying nor lying nor stealing (legally or illegally) oftener than we must
agree to put up with under our Capitalist Constitution.
We have to confess it: Capitalist mankind in the lump is detestable. Class
hatred is not a mere matter of envy on the part of the poor and contempt and
dread on the part of the rich. Both rich and poor are really hateful in
themselves. For my part I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their
extermination. I pity the rich a little, but am equally bent on their
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classes, the propertied classes, the ruling classes, are each more odious than
the other: they have no right to live: I should despair if I did not know that
they will all die presently, and that there is no need on earth why they
should be replaced by people like themselves. I do not want any human
child to be brought up as I was brought up, nor as any child I have known
was brought up. Do you?
And yet I am not in the least a misanthrope. I am a person of normal
affections, as you probably are; but for that very reason I hate to be
surrounded, not by people whose interests are the same as my own, whom I
cannot injure without injuring myself, and who cannot injure me without
injuring themselves, but by people whose interest it is to get as much out of
me as they possibly can, and give me as little for it as possible (if anything).
If I were poor, my relatives, now that I am old, would have to support me to
keep me out of the workhouse, which means that they would have a strong
interest in my death. As I am rich enough to leave some property, my
children, if I had any, would be looking forward impatiently to my funeral
and the reading of my will. The whole propertied class is waiting for dead
men’s shoes all the time. If I become ill and send for a doctor I know that if
he does not prolong my illness to the utmost, and send me to expensive
nursing homes to submit to still more expensive operations, he will be
taking bread out of his children’s mouths. My lawyer is bound by all his
affections to encourage me in litigation, and to make it as protracted and
costly as he can. Even my clergyman, partly State supported as he is, dare
not if I belong to the Church of England rebuke me for oppressing the poor
any more than he dare champion me against the oppression of the rich if I
were poor. The teacher in the school where my neighbors’ children have
their morals formed would find herself in the gutter if she taught any child
that to live on what is called an independent income without working is to
live the life of a thief without the risks and enterprise that make the pirate
and the burglar seem heroic to boys. My tradesmen’s business is to
overcharge me as much as they can without running too great a risk of
being undersold by trade rivals. My landlord’s business is to screw out of
me the uttermost extractable farthing of my earnings for his permission to
occupy a place on earth. Were I unmarried I should be pursued by hordes of
women so desperately in need of a husband’s income and position that their
utmost efforts to marry me would be no evidence of their having the
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much richer than myself: those much poorer cannot afford mine. Between
those who do the daily work of my house, and are therefore necessary
partners in my work, and me there is a gulf of class which is nothing but a
gulf of unequal distribution of wealth. Life is made lonely and difficult for
me in a hundred unnecessary ways; and so few people are clever and tactful
and sensible and self-controlled enough to pick their way through the world
without giving or taking offence that the first quality of capitalistic mankind
is quarrelsomeness. Our streets are fuller of feuds than the Highlands or the
Arabian desert. The social friction set up by inequality of income is intense:
society is like a machine designed to work smoothly with the oil of equality,
into the bearings of which some malignant demon keeps pouring the sand
of inequality. If it were not for the big pools of equality that exist at
different levels, the machine would not work at all. As it is, the seizings-up,
the smashings, the stoppages, the explosions, never cease. They vary in
magnitude from a railway worker crushed in the shunting-yard to a world
war in which millions of men with the strongest natural reasons for saving
each others’ lives destroy them instead in the cruellest manner, and from a
squabble over a penny in a one-room tenement to a lawsuit lasting twenty
years and reducing all the parties to it to destitution. And to outface this
miserable condition we bleat once a year about peace on earth and good-
will to men: that is, among persons to whom we have distributed incomes
ranging from a starvation dole to several thousands a day, piously exhorting
the recipients to love oneanother. Have you any patience with it? I have
none.
Now you may, for all I know, be a sharp, cynical sort of person; or you may
be a nice, mushy, amiable, goodnatured one. If the latter you will tell me
that people are not governed so much by money considerations as I make
out: that your doctor hates to see you ill and does his best to cure you; that
your solicitor keeps you out of litigation when you lose your temper and
want to rush into it; that your clergyman calls himself a Christian Socialist
and leads all the popular agitations against the oppression of the rich by the
poor; that your children were heartbroken when their father died and that
you never had a cross word with him about his property or yours; that your
servants have been with you for forty years and have brought you up from
your childhood more devotedly and affectionately than your own parents,
and have remained part of the family when your children flew away from
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you, and have helped you over hard times by giving you long and
forbearing credit: in short, that in spite of all I may say, this Capitalist world
is full of kindliness and love and good-fellowship and genuine religion. Dr
Johnson, who described his life as one of wretchedness; Anatole France,
who said he had never known a moment’s happiness; Dean Swift, who saw
in himself and his fellowmen Yahoos far inferior to horses; and Shakespear,
to whom a man in authority was an angry ape, are known to have been
admired, loved, petted, entertained, even idolized, throughout lives of
honorable and congenial activity such as fall to the lot of hardly one man in
a billion; yet the obscure billions manage to get on without unbearable
discontent. William Morris, whose abhorrence of Capitalism was far deeper
than that of persons of only ordinary mental capacity and sensibility, said,
when he was told that he was mortally ill, “Well, I cannot complain: I have
had a good time”.
To all this consolation I have been able in this book to add that Capitalism,
though it richly deserves the very worst that Karl Marx or even John Ruskin
said of it and a good deal more that they never thought of, was yet, in its
origin, thoroughly well intentioned. It was indeed much better intentioned
than early Christianity, which treated this world as a place of punishment
for original sin, of which the end was fortunately at hand. Turgot and Adam
Smith were beyond all comparison more sincere guides to earthly
prosperity than St Paul. If they could have foreseen the history of the
practical application of their principles in the nineteenth century in England
they would have recoiled in horror, just as Karl Marx would have recoiled if
he had been foreshewn what happened in Russia from 1917 to 1921 through
the action of able and devoted men who made his writings their Bible.
Good people are the very devil sometimes, because, when their good-will
hits on a wrong way, they go much further along it and are much more
ruthless than bad people; but there is always hope in the fact that they mean
well, and that their bad deeds are their mistakes and not their successes;
whereas the evils done by bad people are not mistakes but triumphs of
wickedness. And since all moral triumphs, like mechanical triumphs, are
reached by trial and error, we can despair of Democracy and despair of
Capitalism without despairing of human nature: indeed if we did not despair
of them as we know them we should prove ourselves so worthless that there
would be nothing left for the world but to wait for the creation of a new
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Nevertheless I must warn my amiable optimist and meliorist readers not
only that all the virtues that comfort them are operating in spite of
Capitalism and not as part of it, but that they are baffled by it in ways that
are hidden from people who have not examined the situation with a good
deal of technical knowledge and some subtlety. Take your honest and kindly
doctor, and your guardian angel solicitor. I quite admit that there are plenty
of them: the doctor who is a mercenary scoundrel and the lawyer who is a
mischievous and heartless rascal is as exceptional as any other sort of
criminal: I myself have never chanced to come across one, and most likely
you have not either. But I have come across honest doctors whose treatment
has been fatal, and honest lawyers whose advice has been disastrous. So
have you, perhaps.
You know the very true saying that where there is a will there is a way.
Unfortunately the good will does not necessarily find the right way. There
are always dozens of ways, bad, good, and indifferent. You must know
some bad women who are doing the right thing from bad motives side by
side with good women who are doing the wrong thing from the best
motives in the world. For instance, the number of children, especially first
children, who are guarded and swaddled and drugged and doctored to death
by the solicitude of their ignorantly affectionate mothers, must be greater
than that of the children who die of maternal dislike and neglect. When silly
people (writers, I regret to say, some of them) tell you that a loving heart is
enough, remind them that fools are more dangerous than rogues, and that
women with loving hearts are often pitiable fools. The finding of the right
way is not sentimental work: it is scientific work, requiring observation,
reasoning, and intellectual conscientiousness.
It is on this point of intellectual conscientiousness that we all break down
under pecuniary temptation. We cannot help it, because we are so
constituted that we always believe finally what we wish to believe. The
moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments
for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. The moment we want
to disbelieve anything we have previously believed, we suddenly discover
not only that there is a mass of evidence against it, but that this evidence
was staring us in the face all the time. If you read the account of the
creation of the world in the book of Genesis with the eye of faith you will
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critical science you will see that it consists of two successive accounts, so
different that they cannot both be true. In modern books you will be equally
baffled by your bias. If you love animals and have a horror of injustice and
cruelty, you will read the books of wonderful discoveries and cures made by
vivisectors with a sickened detestation of their callous cruelty, and with
amazement that anyone could be taken in by such bad reasoning about lies
which have been reduced to absurdity by force of flat fact every few years,
only to be replaced by a fresh crop. If, however, you have only a dread of
disease for yourself or your family, and feel that in comparison to relief
from this terror the sufferings of a few dogs and guinea-pigs are not worth
bothering about, you will find in the same books such authentic and
convincing miracles, such marvellous cures for all diseases, such gospels of
hope, monuments of learning, and infallible revelations of the deepest truths
of Science, that your indignation at the derisive scepticism of the
humanitarians may develop into an enmity (heartily reciprocated) that may
end in persecutions and wars of science like the persecutions and wars of
religion that followed the Reformation, and were not new then.
But, you will ask, what have Socialism and Capitalism to do with the fact
that belief is mostly bias. It is very simple. If by inequality of income you
give your doctors, your lawyers, your clergymen, your landlords, or your
rulers an overwhelming economic interest in any sort of belief or practice,
they will immediately begin to see all the evidence in favor of that sort of
belief and practice, and become blind to all the evidence against it. Every
doctrine that will enrich doctors, lawyers, landlords, clergymen, and rulers
will be embraced by them eagerly and hopefully; and every doctrine that
threatens to impoverish them will be mercilessly criticized and rejected.
There will inevitably spring up a body of biassed teaching and practice in
medicine, law, religion, and government that will become established and
standardized as scientifically, legally, religiously, constitutionally, and
morally sound, taught as such to all young persons entering these
professions, stamping those who dare dissent as outcast quacks, heretics,
sedition mongers, and traitors. Your doctor may be the honestest, kindliest
doctor on earth; your solicitor may be a second father or mother to you;
your clergyman may be a saint; your member of Parliament another Moses
or Solon. They may be heroically willing to put your health, your
prosperity, your salvation, and your protection from injustice before their
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you if the theory and practice of their profession, imposed on them as a
condition of being allowed to pursue it, has been corrupted at the root by
pecuniary interest? They can proceed only as the hospitals and medical
schools teach them and order them to proceed, as the courts proceed, as the
Church proceeds, as Parliament proceeds: that is their orthodoxy; and if the
desire to make money and obtain privileges has been operating all the time
in building up that orthodoxy, their best intentions and endeavors may result
in leaving you with your health ruined, your pocket empty, your soul
damned, and your liberties abrogated by your best friends in the name of
science, law, religion, and the British constitution. Ostensibly you are
served and protected by learned professions and political authorities whose
duty it is to save life, minimize suffering, keep the public health as tested by
vital statistics at the highest attainable pitch, instruct you as to your legal
obligations and see that your legal rights are not infringed, give you
spiritual help and disinterested guidance when your conscience is troubled,
and make and administer, without regard to persons or classes, the laws that
protect you and regulate your life. But the moment you have direct personal
occasion for these services you discover that they are all controlled by
Trade Unions in disguise, and that the high personal honor and kindliness of
their individual members is subject to the morality of Trade Unionism, so
that their loyalty to their union, which is essentially a defensive conspiracy
against the public, comes first, and their loyalty to you as patient, client,
employer, parishioner, customer or citizen, next. The only way in which you
can set their natural virtues free from this omnipresent trade union and
governing class corruption and tyranny is to secure for them all equal
incomes which none of them can increase without increasing the income of
everybody else to exactly the same amount; so that the more efficiently and
economically they do their work the lighter their labor will be and the
higher their credit.
Under such conditions you would find human nature good enough for all
your reasonable purposes; and when you took up such books as Gulliver’s
Travels or Candide which under Capitalism are unanswerable indictments
of mankind as the wickedest of all known species, you would see in them
only terribly vivid clinical lectures on extinct moral diseases which were
formerly produced by inequality as smallpox and typhus were produced by
dirt. Such books are never written until mankind is horribly corrupted, not
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Then the coveted distinction of lady and gentleman, instead of being the
detestable parasitic pretension it is at present, meaning persons who never
condescend to do anything for themselves that they can possibly put on
others without rendering them equivalent service, and who actually make
their religion centre on the infamy of loading the guilt and punishment of all
their sins on an innocent victim (what real lady would do so base a thing?),
will at last take on a simple and noble meaning, and be brought within the
reach of every ablebodied person. For then the base woman will be she who
takes from her country more than she gives to it; the common person will
be she who does no more than replace what she takes; and the lady will be
she who, generously overearning her income, leaves the nation in her debt
and the world a better world than she found it.
By such ladies and their sons can the human race be saved, and not
otherwise.
Ayot St Lawrence,
16th March 1927.

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APPENDIX
INSTEAD OF A BIBLIOGRAPHY

T
HIS book is so long that I can hardly think that any woman will want
to read much more about Socialism and Capitalism for some time.
Besides, a bibliography is supposed to be an acknowledgment by the
author of the books from which his own book was compiled. Now this book
is not a compilation: it is all out of my own head. It was started by a lady
asking me to write her a letter explaining Socialism. I thought of referring
her to the hundreds of books which have been written on the subject; but
the difficulty was that they were nearly all written in an academic jargon
which, though easy and agreeable to students of economics, politics,
philosophy, and sociology generally, is unbearably dry, meaning
unreadable, to women not so specialized. And then, all these books are
addressed to men. You might read a score of them without ever discovering
that such a creature as a woman had ever existed. In fairness let me add that
you might read a good many of them without discovering that such a thing
as a man ever existed. So I had to do it all over again in my own way and
yours. And though there were piles of books about Socialism, and an
enormous book about Capitalism by Karl Marx, not one of them answered
the simple question, “What is Socialism?” The other simple question,
“What is Capital?” was smothered in a mass of hopelessly wrong answers,
the right one having been hit on (as far as my reading goes) only once, and
that was by the British economist Stanley Jevons when he remarked
casually that capital is spare money. I made a note of that.
However, as I know that women who frequent University Extension
lectures will not be satisfied until they have choked their brains by reading a
multitude of books on the subject; and as the history of Socialist thought is
instructive, I will say just a word or two in the customary pedantic manner
about the literary milestones on the road from Capitalism to Socialism.
The theory of Capitalism was not finally worked out until early in the
nineteenth century by Ricardo, a Jewish stockbroker. As he had a curious
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make his meaning clear, his demonstration was elegantly and accurately
paraphrased by a first rate literary artist and opium eater, Thomas De
Quincey, who could write readably and fascinatingly about anything.
The theory was that if private property in land and capital, and sanctity of
free contract between individuals, were enforced as fundamental
constitutional principles, the proprietors would provide employment for the
rest of the community on terms sufficient to furnish them with at least a
bare subsistence in return for continuous industry, whilst themselves
becoming rich to such excess that the investment of their superfluous
income as capital would cost them no privation. No attempt was made to
disguise the fact that the resultant disparity between the poverty of the
proletarian masses and the riches of the proprietors would produce popular
discontent, or that as wages fell and rents rose with the increase of
population, the contrast between laborious poverty and idle luxury would
provide sensational topics for Radical agitators. Austin’s Lectures on
Jurisprudence and Macaulay’s forecasts of the future of America prove that
the more clear-headed converts of the theory of Capitalism had no
millennial illusions.
But they could see no practicable alternative. The Socialist alternative of
State organization of industry was inconceivable, because, as industry had
not yet finished the long struggle by which it extricated itself from the
obsolete restrictions and oppressions of medieval and feudal society, State
interference, outside simple police work, still seemed a tyranny to be
broken, not a vital activity to be extended. Thus the new Capitalist
economic policy was put forward in opposition, not to Socialism, but to
Feudalism or Paternal Oligarchy. It was dogmatically called Political
Economy absolute, complete, and inevitable; and the workers were told that
they could no more escape or modify its operation than change the orbits of
the planets.
In 1840 a French proletarian, Proudhon, published an essay with the
startling title “What is Property? Theft”. In it he demonstrated that a rentier,
or person living, as we now put it, by owning instead of by working, inflicts
on society precisely the same injury as a thief. Proudhon was a poor
Frenchman; but a generation later John Ruskin, a rich Englishman of the
most conservative education and culture, declared that whoever was not a
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personal activities and expenditure to prove that he had given good value
for his rents and dividends. A generation later again Cecil Rhodes, an ultra-
imperialist, made a famous will bequeathing his large fortune for public
purposes, and attaching the condition that no idler should ever benefit by it.
It may be said that from the moment when Capitalism established itself as a
reasoned-out system to be taught at the universities as standard political
economy, it began to lose its moral plausibility, and, in spite of its dazzling
mechanical triumphs and financial miracles, steadily progressed from
inspiring the sanguine optimism of Macaulay and his contemporaries to
provoking a sentiment which became more and more like abhorrence
among the more thoughtful even of the capitalists themselves.
All such moral revolutions have their literary prophets and theorists; and
among them the first place was taken by Karl Marx, in the second half of
the nineteenth century, with his history of Capital, an overwhelming
exposure of the horrors of the industrial revolution and the condition to
which it had reduced the proletariat. Marx’s contribution to the abstract
economic theory of value, by which he set much store, was a blunder which
was presently corrected and superseded by the theory of Jevons; but as
Marx’s category of “surplus value” (Mehrwerth), meaning rent, interest,
and profits, represented solid facts, his blunder in no way invalidated his
indictment of the capitalist system, nor his historical generalization as to the
evolution of society on economic lines. His so-called Historic Materialism
is easily vulnerable to criticism as a law of nature; but his postulate that
human society does in fact evolve on its belly, as an army marches, and that
its belly biases its brains, is a safe working one. Buckle’s much less read
History of Civilization, also a work of the mind changing sort, has the same
thesis but a different moral: to wit, that progress depends on the critical
people who do not believe everything they are told: that is, on scepticism.
Even before Karl Marx the Capitalist economists had lost their confidence,
and its ordinary exponents become disingenuously evasive. Not so the
bigger men. John Stuart Mill began as a Ricardian and ended as an avowed
Socialist. Cairnes still saw no practicable alternative to Capitalism; but his
contempt for the “drones in the hive” who live by owning was as thorough
and outspoken as Ruskin’s. Their latest academic successor, Mr Maynard
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After Cairnes a school of British Socialist economists arose, notably Sidney
and Beatrice Webb of the Fabian Society, who substituted the term Political
Science for Political Economy. They gave historical consciousness to the
proletarian movement by writing its history with the intimate knowledge
and biographical vivacity needed to give substance to the abstract
proletariat described by Marx. The evolution of Trade Unionism, Co-
operation, and proletarian politics (Industrial Democracy) was reasoned out
and documented by them. Their histories of English local government and
of the Poor Law cover a huge part of the general field of British
constitutional and administrative activity, past and present. They cured
Fabianism of the romantic amateurishness which had made the older
Socialist agitations negligible and ridiculous, and contributed most of the
Fabian Society’s practical proposals for the solution of pressing problems.
They shattered the old Capitalist theory of the impotence of the State for
anything but mischief in industry, and demonstrated not only that
communal and collective enterprise has already attained a development
undreamt of by Ricardo and his contemporaries, but that Capitalism itself is
dependent for its existence on State guidance, and has evolved collective
forms of its own which have taken it far beyond the control of the
individual private investor, and left it ripe for transfer to national or
municipal ownership. Their volume on the decay of Capitalism has
completed Marx’s work of driving Capitalism from its old pretension to be
normal, inevitable, and in the long run always beneficial in modern society,
to a position comparable to that of an army digging itself into its last ditch
after a long series of surrenders and retreats. They estimate roughly that in
its hundred years of supremacy Capitalism justified its existence, faute de
mieux, for the first fifty years, and for the last fifty has been collapsing
more and more on its crazy foundation.
Beatrice Webb’s curious mixture of spiritual and technical autobiography,
entitled My Apprenticeship, describes how an intelligent girl-capitalist, with
a sensitive social conscience and a will of her own, critically impervious to
mere persuasion, and impressible by first hand evidence and personal
experience only, was led to Socialism by stubbornly investigating the facts
of Capitalist civilization for herself. The Intelligent Woman with a turn for
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Between Karl Marx and the Webbs came Henry George with his Progress
and Poverty, which converted many to Land Nationalization. It was the
work of a man who had seen that the conversion of an American village to a
city of millionaires was also the conversion of a place where people could
live and let live in tolerable comfort to an inferno of seething poverty and
misery. Tolstoy was one of his notable converts. George’s omission to
consider what the State should do with the national rent after it had taken it
into the public treasury stopped him on the threshold of Socialism; but most
of the young men whom he had led up to it went through (like myself) into
the Fabian Society and other Socialist bodies. Progress and Poverty is still
Ricardian in theory: indeed it is on its abstract side a repetition of De
Quincey’s Logic of Political Economy; but whereas De Quincey, as a true-
blue British Tory of a century ago, accepted the Capitalist unequal
distribution of income, and the consequent division of society into rich
gentry and poor proletarians, as a most natural and desirable arrangement,
George, as an equally true-blue American republican, was revolted by it.
After Progress and Poverty the next milestone is Fabian Essays, edited by
myself, in which Sidney Webb first entered the field as a definitely Socialist
writer with Graham Wallas, whose later treatises on constitutional problems
are important, and Sydney Olivier (Lord Olivier) whose studies of the
phenomenon of the “poor white” in Africa and America, facing the
competition of the black proletariats created by negro slavery, should be
read by Colonial Ministers. In Fabian Essays Socialism is presented for the
first time as a completely constitutional political movement, which the most
respectable and least revolutionary citizen can join as irreproachably as he
might join the nearest Conservative club. Marx is not mentioned; and his
peculiar theory of value is entirely ignored, the economic theories relied on
being Jevons’ theory of value and Ricardo’s theory of the rent of land, the
latter being developed so as to apply to industrial capital and interests as
well. In short, Socialism appears in Fabian Essays purged of all its
unorthodox views and insurrectionary Liberal associations. This is what
distinguished the volume at that time from such works as the England For
All of Henry Mayers Hyndman, the founder of the Social-Democratic
Federation, who, until 1918, when the Russian Marxists outraged his British
patriotism by the treaty of Brest Litovsk, clung to Marx’s value theory, and
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dash of the freethinking gentlemanly cosmopolitanism of the advanced
republican littérateurs of the middle of the nineteenth century.
After Fabian Essays treatises on Socialism followed, first singly, then in
dozens, then in scores, and now in such profusion that I never read them
unless I know the writers personally, nor always, I confess, even then.
If you read Sociology, not for information but for entertainment (small
blame to you!), you will find that the nineteenth-century poets and prophets
who denounced the wickedness of our Capitalism exactly as the Hebrew
prophets denounced the Capitalism of their time, are much more exciting to
read than the economists and writers on political science who worked out
the economic theory and political requirements of Socialism. Carlyle’s Past
and Present and Shooting Niagara, Ruskin’s Ethics of the Dust and Fors
Clavigera, William Morris’s News from Nowhere (the best of all the
Utopias), Dickens’s Hard Times and Little Dorrit, are notable examples:
Ruskin in particular leaving all the professed Socialists, even Karl Marx,
miles behind in force of invective. Lenin’s criticisms of modern society
seem like the platitudes of a rural dean in comparison. Lenin wisely
reserved his most blighting invectives for his own mistakes.
But I doubt whether nineteenth-century writers can be as entertaining to you
as they are to me, who spent the first forty-four years of my life in that
benighted period. If you would appreciate the enormous change from
nineteenth-century self-satisfaction to twentieth-century self-criticism you
can read The Pickwick Papers (jolly early Dickens) and then read Our
Mutual Friend (disillusioned mature Dickens), after which you can try
Dickens’s successor H. G. Wells, who, never having had any illusions about
the nineteenth century, is utterly impatient of its blunderings, and full of the
possibilities of social reconstruction. When you have studied nineteenth-
century county gentility in the novels of Anthony Trollope and Thackeray
for the sake of understanding your more behind-hand friends, you must
study it up-to-date in the novels of John Galsworthy. To realize how
ignorant even so great an observer as Dickens could be of English life
outside London and the main coaching routes you can compare his attempt
to describe the Potteries in Hard Times with Arnold Bennett’s native
pictures of the Five Towns; but to appreciate his much more serious and
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day you would have to turn from fiction to the Webbs’ History of Trade
Unionism.
The earlier nineteenth-century literature, for all its invective, satire, derision
and caricature, made amiable by its generous indignation, was not a
literature of revolt. It was pre-Marxian. Post-Marxian literature, even in its
most goodhumored pages by men who never read Marx, is revolutionary: it
does not contemplate the survival of the present order, which Thackeray, for
instance, in his bitterest moods seems never to have doubted.
For women the division is made by Marx’s Norwegian contemporary Ibsen
rather than by Marx. Ibsen’s women are all in revolt against Capitalist
morality; and the clever ladies who have since filled our bookshelves with
more or less autobiographical descriptions of female frustration and slavery
are all post-Ibsen. The modern literature of male frustration, much less
copious, is post-Strindberg. In neither branch are there any happy endings.
They have the Capitalist horror without the Socialist hope.
The post-Marxian, post-Ibsen psychology gave way in 1914-18 to the post-
war psychology. It is very curious; but it is too young, and I too old, for
more than this bare mention of its existence and its literature.
Finally I may mention some writings of my own, mostly in the form of
prefaces to my published plays. One of the oddities of English literary
tradition is that plays should be printed with prefaces which have nothing to
do with them, and are really essays, or manifestoes, or pamphlets, with the
plays as a bait to catch readers. I have exploited this tradition very freely,
puzzling many good people who thought the prefaces must be part of the
plays. In this guise I contended that poverty should be neither pitied as an
inevitable misfortune, nor tolerated as a just retribution for misconduct, but
resolutely stamped out and prevented from recurring as a disease fatal to
human society. I also made it quite clear that Socialism means equality of
income or nothing, and that under Socialism you would not be allowed to
be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught, and employed
whether you liked it or not. If it were discovered that you had not character
and industry enough to be worth all this trouble, you might possibly be
executed in a kindly manner; but whilst you were permitted to live you
would have to live well. Also you would not be allowed to have half a
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with two shillings when they had half a crown. As far as I know I was the
first Socialist writer to whom it occurred to state this explicitly as a
necessary postulate of permanent civilization; but as nothing that is true is
ever new I daresay it had been said again and again before I was born.
Two Fabian booklets of mine entitled Socialism and Superior Brains and
The Common Sense of Municipal Trading are still probably worth reading,
as they are written from personal experience of both.

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INDEX
By BEATRICE WHITE, M.A.

Abatement, smoke, 145
Aberdeen, 262
Abernethy, John, 203
Ability, managerial, 67, 181;
to maintain discipline, 334, 335;
necessary to nationalize, 341
Abortion, 88;
surgical, 410
Abraham, 410
Access to rare books and pictures, 388
Accountants, 173, 176, 179, 225, 328
Acrobats, 205
Actors, 23, 169, 205, 419
Actresses, 22;
popular, 331
Acts of Parliament, 254, 299, 309, 322, 356, 371, 384, 412
Admiralty, the, 32, 274, 276
Adoption, compulsory, 413
Adulterators, 203
Adults, dysgenic, 436
Adventurers, 310
Advertisements, 135, 203, 310
Aerodromes, 402

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Aeroplane lines, the, 388
Aeroplane pilots, 397
Aeroplanes, 313, 345, 402
Affiliation allowances, 200
Afforestation, 281
Africa, 52, 143, 150, 152, 154, 157, 409
African markets, 154
African “medicine”, 367
Agents, 166
Agitators, Socialistic, 305
Agnostics, 436, 438
Agricultural harvests, 240
Agricultural laborers, 204
Air services, 312, 313
Airships, 402
Albert Hall, the, 333
Alcohol, 395, 396, 397, 398
Alexander the Great, 54
Alfonso, King, 318, 371, 379
Alfred, King, 40, 309
Algeria, 152
Allah, 367
Alliances, 153
Allotment holders, 340
Almsgiving, 95
Ambassadors, 75

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Ambulance porters, 52
America, 8, 57, 98, 120, 124, 142, 144, 154, 176, 188, 193, 194, 225,
275, 293, 294, 296, 306, 307, 314, 370, 374, 401, 409, 430, 431,
444, 466
America, United States of, 141, 369, 381, 396, 450;
anti-British feeling in, 158-159
American dollars, 256;
employers and financiers, methods of, 306, 307;
hotheads, 396;
plantations, 215;
presidents, 328, 381;
State Legislatures, 436;
statistics, 397;
villages, 217
Americans, the, 410
Amsterdam, 259
Amusements, 165
Ananias and Sapphira, 12
Anarchism, 445, 447
Anarchists, 94, 203, 220, 444, 446
Anarchy, 29-30, 381
Andes, the, 235
Anglican Churches, the, 404
Anglo-Catholics, 219, 346, 360
Anne, Queen, 139
Anti-clericalism, 439
Anti-clericals, 345
Anti-Russian scare, the 1924, 346
Anti-Socialists, 346

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Apostles, the, 12, 13, 14, 19
Apostles’ creed, the, 308, 426
Apothecaries, 419
Apprentice, The Sorcerer’s, 157-61
Appropriation Act, the, 113
Arabian desert, the, 457
Arabs, the, 87
Archbishop Laud, 374, 430, 431, 439
Archbishops, 28, 93, 340, 436, 439
Architects, 169
Arcos, raid on, 223
Aristocracy, the landed, 214
Aristotle, 94
Armada, the, 321
Armaments, 144;
the race of, 154
Armistice, the, 156
Army, the, 31, 289
Arnold, Matthew, 98
Arnold, Whately, 272
Art, 30, 31, 39, 48, 157
Art of living, the, 60
Articles, the Thirty-nine, 425, 441, 445
Artificial happiness, 395, 398
Artificial overpopulation, 357, 409
Artists, 78, 81, 386

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Asia, 89, 152;
British Empire in, 431
Asquith, Herbert Henry, 218
Assaults in school, 416
Assistants, shop, 78, 145, 163, 177, 334, 397, 446
Associated work, 73
Astor property, the, 8
Astronomer Royal, the, 3, 17
Astronomers, 16, 169, 327, 341
Astronomy, Copernican, 361
Asylums, lunatic, 33
Athanasian creed, the, 426
Atheists, 215, 345, 435
Athenian democracy, 453
Athens, 297
Athletes, champion, 398, 429
Atlantic, the, 106, 312
Attendants, picture gallery, 79
Augury, ancient, 367
Augustine, Saint, 92, 93, 441
Austin’s Lectures on Jurisprudence, 466
Australasia, 409
Australia, 89, 193, 194, 361;
uncles in, 67
Australians, the, 410
Austria, 263
Austrian Government, the, 255

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Authority, 37-8;
and subordination, 337
Authors, 169, 172, 225
Averaging. See Nationalization

Babies, 6, 384, 433;
superfluous, 410
Babylon, 372
Bachelors, 349
Baghdad, 314
Bagmen, 343
Baked-potato men, 184
Bakers, 9, 52, 266
Baldwin, Stanley, 218, 222
Balfour, Arthur James, 218
Bank of England, 167, 231, 244, 248, 249, 250, 259, 261, 292
Bank Holiday, 77, 81
Bank Holiday Acts, 322
Bank managers, 55, 268
Bank rate, the, 244, 249, 295
Bank transactions, 245
Banker-General, 273
Bankers, 131, 178, 181, 266, 268, 297
Banking, 243-51;
nationalization of, 35, 140, 181, 264-8, 386
Banks, 278;
Scottish and Irish, 259;
national and municipal, 140, 266

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Baptism, 4, 424, 433
Barbers, 419
Bargemen, 21
Barges, 401
Barristers, See Lawyers
Baronets, surgical, 332
Bass Rock ideal, the, 412
Bastille, the, 413
Battlefields, 87, 292
Battleships, 349
Beachcombers, 151
Beaconsfield, Earl of, 217
Becket, Thomas à, 430
Bedford, endowed schools of, 300
Bees, 86, 90
Beethoven, 414
Behaviour, 172, 173
Belgium, 153
Belief, differences of, 366, 367;
mostly bias, 460, 461
Bell, answering the, 78
Bench, the, 339
Bennett, Arnold, 469
Betterton, 419
Biarritz, 280
Bible, the, 189, 203, 233, 361, 374, 403, 424, 432, 459;
astronomy and biology of, 361;

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of the working classes, 441
Bibles, 50, 143
Big business, 225;
capitalist, 308
Billiard markers, 397
Birmingham, 146, 214, 266, 271, 336;
municipal bank of, 266
Birth control, See Contraception
Bishops, 434
Bismarck, 54, 165, 380, 381, 453
Blacklegs, 207
Blacksmiths, 27, 138;
village, 167, 386
Bloated aristocrats, 444
Blocks, parliamentary, 351
Blockmakers, parliamentary, 351
Boards, 353
Boatswains, 335
Boer ideal, the, 412
Bogey Bolshevism, 14
Bogies, 95
Bolsheviks, 65, 94, 110, 208, 270, 343, 368, 374, 444;
Communist, 375
Bolshevism, 113
Bombay Ginning Mills, 191
Bombing aeroplanes, 380
Bonar Law, Mr, 218

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Bond Street, 278, 280, 399, 429
Book of Common Prayer, 406
Bookkeepers, 173, 225, 328, 397
Bookkeeping, 184
Bookmakers, 242
Bootle, 280
Bootlegging, 142
Bootmakers, 357
Boots, broken, 50
Borneo, 313
Borough Councils, 351
Borrovians, 220
Borrow, George, 219
Borrowing and hiring, 231, 232
Borrowing from and taxing capitalists, 290
Bound feet, 427
Bounderby, 303
Bountiful ladies, 65
Bourgeois, the, 369, 444
Bournemouth, 146, 278, 280, 372
Bourneville, 307, 375
Bourrienne, memoirs of, 328
Bourses, Continental, 243
Boy Scouts, 413
Bradlaugh, Charles, 435
Brahma, 367

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Brains, proper social use of, 331
Bread, communization of, 15
Bread and circuses, 96
Breadwinning, 164, 197
Breaking a bank, 246
Breakwaters, 135
Bremerhaven, 154
Brewers, 177
Briand, Aristide, 351
Bricklayers, 167, 205, 208, 224, 356
Brickmakers, 23
Bridges, 391
Brigadiers, 357
Brigham Young, 380, 410, 411;
a Mormon Moses, 431
Bright, John, 190
Brighton, 134
Bristol, 143, 272
Britain, 311, 379, 431
British army and navy, 313;
brains, 311;
Commonwealth, 313;
courage, 311;
Empire, 253, 259, 313, 367;
in Asia, 431;
flag, 313;
genius, 311;
human nature, 330;
husbands, 406;

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people, 313;
proletariat, 359;
proletarian voters, 369;
Museum, 16;
anti-Socialist governments, 287;
employers, 306;
Government, 255, 306;
race, 310;
Raj, 453;
religions, variety and incompatibility of, 425;
taxpayers, 313;
workman, 219;
turf, 236;
Socialists, 141;
Isles, 141;
Trade Unionists, 306
Brobdingnag, the King of, 155
Brummagem buttons, 214
Brunswick, Duke of, 369
Buccaneers, capitalist, 417
Bucket shops, 242
Buckingham Palace, 37, 118, 426
Buckle’s History of Civilization, 467
Budget, the, 285;
annual debates on, 286
Budgets, 384
Building societies, 129;
trades, 205
Bullion, 259
Bulls and bears, 241
Bumble, Mr, 413

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Bunyan, John, 5, 298, 329;
his Simple, Sloth, and Presumption, 318
Bureaucracy. See Civil Service Burglars, 457
Bus conductors, 251
Business, wholesale, 386;
private, 387, 388
Business ability, 131
Business man, the practical, 226, 249
Business men, 24, 130, 170, 171, 248
Business principles, 208
Butchers, 422
Butler, Samuel, 140
Byron, Lord, 344

Cabinet, the, 353, 354
Cabinet Ministers, 216, 348, 353
Cabinets, British, 348
Cablegrams, 136
Ca’canny, 208, 211
Cadbury, Mr, 307
Cæsar, Julius, 54, 380
Cæsars, 348
Cairnes, John Elliot, 467
Calculus, the, 422, 428
Calcutta Sweep, the, 67
Calvin, John, 431
Cambridge University, 169, 418, 429

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Campbell-Bannerman, Sir Henry, 218
Canada, 89
Canadians, French, 159
Canals, 401
Candidates, the No-Compensation, 271
Candide, 462
Canossa, 430, 442
Canterbury, 430
Capel Court, 243
Capital, 33, 115, 127-31, 133;
export of, 140-44, 150;
definition of, 100;
driven abroad, 34-5;
homeless and at home everywhere, 140;
party of, 218;
levy, 227, 229, 230;
investing and “realizing”, 228;
taxation of, 277, 294;
domestic, 225-31
Capitalism, 10, 100-104, 185, 233, 368, 378, 459;
adventurous and experimental, 312;
diehard, 447;
Liberal constitutional, 447;
limitations of, 133-7;
mammonist morality of, 374;
in perpetual motion, 308-14;
on paper, 310;
a principle of, 331;
provides selfish motives for doing good, 300;
secular, 443;
ruthless, 314;
uncontrollable, 317;
well-established method of, 300;

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runaway car of, 314-19
Capitalist and genius, the, 311
Capitalist morality, 200, 291, 359, 360;
law, 325;
system, one of worst vices of, 337;
papers, 116, 342;
Government and Opposition, 344;
crusade, 369;
exploitations of the taxpayers, 388, 389;
oligarchy, 431;
mankind detestable, 456;
and Socialist Governments, difference between, 390
Capitalists, 444;
dictatorship of, 376
Captains, navy, 70;
sea, 422
Cardinals, 436
Careerists, 95
Careers open to women, 174
Carlyle, Thomas, 5, 93;
his Past and Present, 424, 469;
Sartor Resartus, 425;
Shooting Niagara, 469
Carnegie, Andrew, 37, 332
Carnegie charities, 160
Carpenters, 23, 69, 205, 356, 399;
village, 167
Carriage of mails oversea, 388
Carriers, village, 387, 388, 389
C.O.D. parcel post, 271, 272
Casual labor, 118-20

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Casual people, 73
Cathedrals, the, 438
Catholic Church, the, 441
Catholic theoracy, 442
Catholicism, 185
Catholics, 68, 93, 445
Celibacy, 407
Chambermaids, 149
Chancellor of the Exchequer, 113, 121, 227, 276, 281, 285, 287, 290, 295
Chanceries, 353
Change, continuous, 2;
constructive, must be parliamentary, 380-86
Changes, social, 39
Chaplains, 185
Charabancs, 164, 165, 312
Character, 26
Charity, 95, 144
Charlemagne, 433
Charles I, King, 321, 345, 371, 405
Charles, II, King, 305, 329, 345
Chartists, 444
Charwomen, 17, 35, 78, 79, 84, 105, 118, 119, 146, 198, 234, 342, 420
Chauffeurs, 75
Cheap and nasty, 139
Cheltenham, 146
Chemists, 310, 312, 327, 341

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Cheques and clearing houses, 261
Cheques and Bills, 265
Chicago municipal elections, 159
Chicago pork kings, 343
Child-bearing, 74, 88, 176, 196
Child fanciers, 415
Child farming, 415
Child labor, 192
Child life, organization of, 413
Children, 53, 76, 360, 361, 362, 363, 392, 393, 423, 428, 436, 460;
and parents, 134, 193, 364, 366, 408;
and young persons overworked, 309;
bearing and rearing of, 74, 196, 326;
cost of, 87-8;
exposure of female, 89;
illegitimate, 200, 410;
institutional treatment of, 413;
matter-of-fact, 363;
Roman Catholic, 365;
ugly, 55
Children’s ordinary human rights, disregard of, 415
Children’s religion, dictated by parents, 360
Children’s wages, 196
China, 34, 142, 151, 194, 365, 374, 406
Chocolate creams, 145, 146
Cholera epidemics, 189, 427
Christ, 4, 54, 69, 94, 98, 367, 368, 424, 433, 441;
the mother of, 432
Christ Scientist, the Church of, 329, 431, 433

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Christian Science, 433
Christian Scientists, 432
Christian Socialists, 458
Christianity, 89, 92, 143;
early, 459
Christians, 93, 313, 367, 369;
early, 89, 92
Christmas, 63;
cards, 156
Church, the, 32, 49, 64, 174, 254, 429, 461
Church Catechism, 424, 425
Church of England, the, 15, 17, 28, 32, 49, 215, 329, 360, 366, 374, 425,
434, 435, 438, 439, 441, 445, 457
Church of Jenner and Pasteur Scientists, the new, 433
Church livings, 215
Church rates, 436
Church of Rome, 431, 433, 434, 442
Church, school and Press, 63-5
Church schools, 204
Church and State, quarrel between, 429
Churches, the, 218, 407, 409, 410, 412;
attitude towards marriage, 89;
dangerous pretensions of, 432
Churches, the Free, 176, 435
Churchill, Winston, 317
Churchmen, 54, 190, 218, 345, 434
Cinemas, 163, 164
Cinematography, 175

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Circumcision, 4, 433
Citizens, 391
City bosses, 346
City corporations, 351
City offices, 176, 324
Civil servants, 170, 171, 174, 262, 282, 340, 375, 382
Civil Service, the, 32, 60, 97, 105, 174, 185, 274, 384, 391
Civilians no longer spared in war, 175
Civilization a disease, 127
Clandestine Communism and confiscation, 287
Clares, the Poor, 41
Class distinctions, 420
Class hatred, 456
Class splits in the professions, 205
Class struggle, the, 58, 218
Class war, the, 187, 218, 372, 373
Clearing houses, 261
Cleopatra, 333
Clergymen, 23, 27, 35, 36, 52, 63, 169, 173, 176, 185, 194, 215, 425,
434, 446, 456, 458, 461
Clerical staffs, 356
Clerks, 75, 80, 173, 176, 182, 184, 203, 210, 245, 264, 404;
and clerking, 182
Clever women, 23
Clothes, 66, 163, 404;
Sunday, 156
Clubs, 418

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Clydeside Scots, 441
Coal, cost under capitalism, 107-9;
how to cheapen, 109;
harvests, 240;
commission, 274;
mines, 133;
nationalization of, 266, 274, 297, 383, 386, 388;
owners, 274, 276, 297, 313, 322;
supply, 375
Coalmaster-General, wanted a, 109
Cocktails, 341
Coinage, debasement of, 253, 254;
value of gold coinage fixes itself, 259
College education, 36
Colonels, 37, 357
Colonies, British, 159
Colored labor, 146
Colored persons, 75
Columbus, 139
Combinations of workers, 204
Commandments, the Ten, 97, 127, 308, 384
Commercial civilization, 319;
profiteers, 383
Commercialism, 399
Commissioners of Inland Revenue, 394
Commissions fixing prices, 224
Common creed of the nation, formation of the, 426
Common people, the, 317
Common sense and prejudice, 426

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Commonwealths, 158, 450
Communisms, 11-13, 14, 113, 117, 134, 185, 368, 445;
clandestine, 16;
reduces need for pocket money, 262;
parochial, 302;
Christian morality of, 374;
a development of existing economic civilization, 375
Communist, present connotation of, 446
Communist schools, 360
Communist-Anarchists, 445
Communistic monstrosities, our, 287
Communists, 94, 444, 446;
pseudo-Bolshevist, 345
Companies and trusts, 231
Companions, lady, 174
Company promotion, 237
Compensation for expropriation, 113
Compensation for nationalization, 268-274
Compensation really distributed confiscation, 270-71
Competitive method in industry, wasteful, 271, 272;
inadmissable in case of ubiquitous services, 273
Composers, 339
Compromisers, timid, 346
Compulsory schooling, 375
Compulsory social service, 356, 357, 358
Conduct, difficulty of teaching, 363
Confectionery, 165
Confidence tricksters, 395

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Confiscated income must be immediately redistributed, 288
Confiscation, 113;
without compensation, 276-7;
with a vengeance, 290
Conscience, the national, 393
Conscientious objectors, 449;
objection, 450
Conscription, 154, 156, 289
Conservatism, 313, 447
Conservative Act of 1867, 452
Conservative Governments, 389
Conservative Party, 38, 103, 184
Conservatives, 93, 216, 217, 218, 220, 344
Consols, 177
Conspiracies alias Trade Unions, 209
Constables, police, 38
Constantinople, 314
Constitution for the Socialist Commonwealth of Great Britain, 354
Constitutional Monarchists, 345
Constructive problem solved, the, 297-9
Contraception, 61, 87, 88-9, 90, 91, 148, 165, 175, 410
Contractors, 116
Contracts, civil, 57
Convalescent homes, 33
Conventions, 405
Cooks, 24-5, 36, 145
Co-operative societies, 33, 129

Page 552

Co-operators, 444
Copper harvests, 240
Copyright conventions, 157
Copyrights, 403
Cost price, 107-11. See Nationalization
Cottage handicrafts, 140;
hospitals, 65;
industry, 163
Cotton lords, 178;
spinners, 205
Country gentlemen, 75, 166, 286, 346
Country houses, 131
County Councils, 32, 351
County ladies, 166
Covetousness, human, 160
Cowper, William, 328
Cowper-Temple Clause, the, 361
Crabbe, George, 5
Craft Unions, 356
Craftsmen, 386
Creative work, 327
Credit, 247;
real, 247;
tax on, 249
Crews, 446
Crime, 58
Crimean War, 61
Criminal Courts, 395;

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Law, 57
Cromer, 272
Cromwell, Oliver, 316, 318, 345, 371, 379, 381, 453
Crusoe, Robinson, 21, 85, 121
Culture, 30, 48;
reserves of now rather commercial than professional, 171
Currencies, private, 265
Current confusions, 433-55
Cynicism, not justified by the horrors of Capitalism, 155

Daily routine, 321
Dairymaids, 419
Dancing partners, fascinating male, 202, 331
Dartmoor, 328
Dartmoor hunt, the, 328
Daughters, 174, 197;
unmarried, 176
Day of Judgment, 89
Daylight in winter, 77
Dealers in pit props, 304
Dean Swift, 62, 458
Death duties, 113;
stupid, 230
Death-rate, high, 407
Debasement of currency, called inflation, 256
Debentures, 235
Debt, municipal, 117
Debt, the National, 114, 115, 117, 289, 291, 294-7, 402

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Debt redemption levy, 296
Deceased Wife’s Sister Act, 1
Declaration of Rights, 320
Decline of the employer, the, 177-82
Deer forests, 124
Deflation, 256
Defoe, Daniel, 182
Deists, 345
Demagogues, plebeian, 348
Demand, effective, 51;
money market sense of, 248-9
Democracy, 164, 451, 452, 453, 459;
result of, 317
Democratic Prime Ministers, 315
Dens, sweaters’, 378
Dentists, 194
Department of Mines, creation of, 274
Department of Woods and Forests, 274
Depopulation, 148
Deposit at elections, 57
De Quincey, Thomas, 445, 465, 468
Derby, the, 154, 426
Descartes, 414
Destitute persons, 119
Detective stories, 415
Devil, the, 199, 367
Diagnostic of Socialism, the, 92-5

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Diamonds, 9, 51, 66, 341
Dickens, Charles, 174, 303, 414;
his Hard Times, Little Dorrit, Pickwick Papers, Our Mutual Friend,
469
Dictators, 315;
Italian, 348
Diehard coercionists, 346
Diminishing Return, Law of, 91
Diplomacy, 60-61
Diplomatic service, the, 46, 60
Direct Action men, 371
Direct Action, policy of, 446, 447
Dirty work, 74-6
Disablement above and below, 164-8
Discoveries, 172, 310, 341
Disease, venereal, 43, 54, 200;
hereditary, 54
Disguised Church, the, 433
Disraeli, Benjamin, 217, 218. See Beaconsfield, Earl of
Dissenters, the, 93, 204, 215, 218, 360
Distilleries, 135, 137, 312
Distribution, traumatic, not spontaneous, 1;
anomalous, 5;
seven ways of, 19;
by class, 35-8
District Councils, 32, 351
Divide and govern, 213-25
Dividing-up, 6, 7, 8, 21

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Division of labor, 24, 85, 161
Divisions within the Labor Party, 354-9
Divorce, 57, 349, 409
Dock companies, 119
Dock labor, 119
Dockers, 219
Dockyards, 105
Doctors, 22, 23, 35, 36, 46, 52, 105, 169, 173, 176, 194, 203, 225, 250,
327, 370, 398, 399, 400, 419, 432, 436, 456, 458, 459, 461
Doctrinaires, Marxist, 372
Doles, 8, 96, 119, 147, 279
Doles, depopulation and parasitic paradises, 145-50
Domestic capital, 225-31
Domestic debt redemption levies, objection to, 297
Domestic servants. See Servants
Domestic work woman’s monopoly, 176
Dominic, Saint, 441
Dominions, the, 437
Dope, 374
Downing tools, 206
Drainage, 137, 391
Drawingroom amusements, 74
Dress, 46, 145, 172, 173
Dress question, the, 404
Dressing, 77
Dressmakers, 52, 145;
jobbing, 84

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Dressmaking, 420
Drink, 15, 17, 42, 83, 120, 135, 141, 203, 395
Drones, 58
Drugging, 42
Drugs, 396
Drunkards, 93, 195, 395
Dublin, 184, 380
Ducal estates, 167
Duchesses, 403, 419
Dukes, 55, 75, 419
Dustmen, 35, 55, 75
Dwarfs, 69
Dysgenic reactions of inequality, 54-6, 150;
adults, 436

Earthquakes, 156
Eastern Europe, 437
Eastern women, 427
Eclipses, 365
Eddy, Mrs, 431, 432, 433, 441
Education, 27, 36, 173, 388;
college, 36;
a failure, 417;
impracticable, 362;
middle-class monopoly of, 177-82;
secular, 361, 423;
stupidities about, 413;
technical, compulsory and liberal, 422;
Socialist idea of, 428

Page 558

Education Act of 1870, the, 361;
of 1902, 15
Egypt, 34, 222, 392;
self-government in, 159
Egyptian fiasco, the, 223
Eight hours day, the, 77
Einstein, Albert, 170, 343, 414
Election of 1918, the, 454
Electric Lighting Committees, 352
Electric lighting, municipal, 121, 122
Electric power, 76, 386
Electricians, 355
Electrocution, 57
Electronic physics, 361
Elementary schools, 169
Elizabeth, Queen, 44, 311, 316, 317, 329, 403, 425, 426, 442
Elizabeth, statute of, 44, 119, 195
Emigration, 144, 148, 193, 194
Emotional Socialism, 189
Empire, the medieval, 442
Empire insurance, 346
Empires, in collision, 152-7;
their origin in trade, 151;
ruins of, 146;
shifting centres of, 152
Employees, badly sweated, 309. See Trade Union Capitalism
Employers, 177, 187, 195;
industrial, 214;

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and financiers, 358;
petty, 309;
Victorian, 199.
See Trade Union Capitalism
Employers’ Federations, 211, 212
Employment of first-rate business brains by Trade Unions, 307
Empress Catherine II of Russia, the, 449
Encyclopedias, 163
Engels, Friedrich, 185, 218
Engine drivers, 36, 73, 76
Engineers, 310, 312, 401
England, 124, 329, 330, 342, 371, 375, 376, 410, 430, 431, 436, 438,
454, 459;
Protestant, 406
English big business, Americanized, 307
English Church, the, 347
English ladies, 95
English market, the, 255
English nation, the, 366
English Parliament, the, 371
English pound, the, 263
English State, the, 442
English statesmen, 347
English Trade Unions, Americanized, 307
Englishmen, 257
Enlightenment, modern, 163
Enough? How much is, 41-9
Epidemics, 189;

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dread of, 398
Epileptics, 195
Episcopalians, 345
Equal wages for equal work, 196
Equality, positive reasons for, 68-70
Equality of income, 384, 385, 391, 407, 413;
of opportunity, 93-4
Erewhon, 140
Errand boys, 84, 219
Esquimaux, the, 157, 164
Estate rules, 404
Ethical societies, 435
Eton, 169, 415, 429
Eugenics, 53-6
Europe, 86, 126, 152, 171, 222, 268, 293, 318, 369, 444;
kings of, 371, 378;
States of, 450
European empires, 347
Evasion of income tax, 32
Eve, the sin of, 89
Evolution, 361
Evolutionists, creative, 436
Exceptional ability, question of, 334
Excessive incomes, extortion of, 340
Exchequer, the 276;
Chancellor of the, 113, 121, 227, 276, 281, 285, 287, 290, 295
Exclusion of women from the professions, 174

Page 561

Executioners, 76
Experimenting, 39
Exploitation, 118;
of the State by Capitalism and Trade Unionism, 300, 301
Exploration, 388;
professional, 175
Explorers, 46, 310, 327, 341
Exposure of female children, 89
Expropriation Act, 113
Expropriative taxation, 298
Extension of franchise, 217;
disappointing, 317
Extremists, 373

Fabian Acts of Parliament, 372
Fabian Essays, 468
Fabian lecturers, 375
Fabian methods, 298
Fabian Society, the, 94, 185, 186, 220, 221, 374, 467
Fabianism or constitutional action, 446-7
Factories, 133, 143, 150, 378, 402;
child labor in, 188;
Ford, 375;
national, 116;
munition, 390
Factory Acts, 143, 189-94, 192, 215, 216, 224, 322, 394
Factory employees, condition of, 215
Factory foremen, 146, 147
Factory girls, 78, 165, 198

Page 562

Factory hands, 219, 334
Factory inspectors, 394
Factory legislation, 207
Factory regulations, 394, 395
Factory work, 73, 80
Factory working day, 213
Fairies, 219
Fanaticisms, 367
Farm produce, transport of, 144
Farmers, 9, 24, 124, 309, 327, 387, 447;
English, 374
Farming, 21, 24;
large-scale, 386;
fancy fruit, 386
Fascism (capitalist dictatorship), 298, 376, 443
Fascists, 444
Fashion, tyranny of, 403, 404
Fashoda, 152
Father, the author’s, 173, 184, 317, 332
Faust, 300, 424
Fecundity, human, 86
Federations, 158
Female virtue, 199
Ferryman, 409
Fertility, 90
Feudalism, 10, 166, 386
Feuerbach, L. A., 441

Page 563

Field-marshals, 340
Film actresses, 76
Filmstars, 22
Films, 164
Finance committees, 352
Financial gamblers, 382
Financiers, 40, 70, 170, 265, 332, 334, 340, 342;
profiteering, 266;
and bankers are money profiteers, 266
First-rate work, 74, 398
Fishermen, 124
Fitters, 205, 224
Flag, trade following the, 144
Flanders, 390;
battlefields in, 87
Fluctuations on the Stock Exchange, 240
Flying Services, 389
Football, 82
Ford, Henry, 307
Ford factories, 375
Foreign markets. See Markets
Foreign Office, the, 353
Foreign trade, 150-52, 157
Foresters, 21
Forewomen and foremen, 335
Formulas, 297
Forth Bridge, the, 167, 224

Page 564

Fourier, Charles, 94
Fox, George, 5, 54, 329
Foxhunting, 420
France, 152, 287, 310, 318, 330, 351, 364, 371, 374, 377, 410, 411, 431,
444, 454;
decreasing population of, 88
France, Anatole, 458
Franchise, extension of, 217;
extension of, disappointing, 317
Francis, Saint, 54, 219
Franciscans, the, 41
Free Churches, the, 176, 435
Free Trade, 344
Free Traders, 346
Free Trade controversy, 286
Freedom, 77;
no place in nature, 328;
restricted, 329, 330
French, the, 371
French Chamber, the, 351
French Government, 369, 411
French nation, the, 310
French peasant proprietors, 168, 374
French Republic, the, 433
French Revolution, the, 214, 215, 256, 377, 378, 431
Freud, Sigmund, 416
Frontiers, automatic advance of, 151
Fundholders, 444

Page 565

Funding, 291

Galsworthy, John, 469
Gambling, 239
Game Laws, 214
Gamekeepers, 65
Gaming Act, the, 242
Garages, 402
Garden cities, 281, 307, 418;
the property of capitalists, 301
Gardeners, 65, 76, 219;
lady, 397
Gardening, 420;
kitchen, 386
Gas, poison, 148, 175
General elections, 278, 345, 346, 349, 350, 353;
stampeding, 222
General Medical Council, the, 404
General Post Office, the, 274
General Strike, the, 448
General strikes, a form of national suicide, 380
General teetotalism, 398
Generals, military, 379
Genesis, the book of, 460
Geneva, 431
Geniuses, 172, 332
Gentility without property, 36
Gentlemen, our sort of, 358

Page 566

Gentry, the, 19, 30, 31, 32;
landed, 40
George IV, King, 309
George V, King, 254, 309
George, Henry, 217, 468
German employers, 255
German Government, the, 255, 256
German money, 255
German racial stock, 310
German schools and universities, 64
Germans, the, 257, 289, 441
Germany, 159, 181, 183, 255, 256, 263, 310, 317, 401;
increasing population of, 88;
war with, 347
Giants, 69, 331
Gin Lane, 141
Girl Guides, 413
Gladstone, W. E., 114, 218, 284, 285, 286, 328
Gleneagles hotel, 148
God, 76, 91, 146, 185, 190, 208, 209, 363, 365, 368, 409, 410, 411, 424,
428, 429, 432, 435, 439, 441, 452; the
Church of England, 364;
the greater glory of, 300;
the idea of, 364;
ideas about, 366, 367;
intentions of, 144;
not patriotic, 155
Gold bugs, 346
Gold currency, natural stability of the, 263

Page 567

Goldsmith, Oliver, 5, 162, 201
Golf, 82, 420;
Sunday, 329
Golfing hotel managers, 357
Gospels, the, 127, 442
Governesses, 36, 174, 324, 416
Government, the Capitalist, of 1914-1918, 289;
the most sacred economic duty of, 256;
and garden cities, 301;
and governed, 316;
and Opposition, or performance and criticism, 359;
as national landlord, financier and employer, 97
Government confiscation without preparation, 280
Government grants, 388;
in aid to municipalities, 281
Government intervention in strikes, 356;
intervention between Capital and Labor. See Factory legislation and
Taxation
Government subsidy to coalowners in 1925, the, 301, 302, 304, 305, 387,
389
Government subsidies, 387
Government Whips, 349
Governments, failures and frauds of, 275;
Italian and Spanish, 372;
misdeeds of, 275
Gradgrind, 303
Gradual expropriation possible, 295
Gramophones, 18, 33
Gravediggers, 52
Great Britain, 193, 313, 385

Page 568

Great Western Railway, the, 272
Greece, ancient, 453
Greek, 414;
the value of, 28
Greek Church, the, 374
Greenland, 310
Grocers, 265
Ground rents, 123
Guardians, Poor Law, 192, 195, 303, 413
Guards, railway, 73
Guides, postal and official, 421
Gulliver’s Travels, 155, 462
Gwynne, Nell, 203

Habeas Corpus Act, 308
Hamlet, 205
Handel, G. F., 327, 414
Handicrafts, cottage, 140
Handloom weavers, 138
Hand-to-mouth, the world lives from, 6, 7
Hangmen, 76
Happiness, 42
Hara-kiri, 427
Harboro, 134, 137, 312
Hardie, Keir, 221
Harrow, 169, 429
Hatmakers, 272

Page 569

Haymaking, 80, 401
Head waiters, 146
Health, Ministry of, 282
Hearse drivers, 52
Heartlessness of parents, the apparent, 193
Hegel, G. W. F., 376, 441
Hegelian dialectic, the, 441
Helmer, Nora, 408
Helplessness, of proprietary and working classes, 172;
of individuals, 162
Henry IV, King, 166
Henry VIII, King, 130, 253, 254
Hereditary disease, 54
Herring gutters, 324
Herriot, Édouard, 351
High Tories, 346
High wages and colossal profits, 307
Highland chieftains, 32
Highlands, the, 457
Highway lighting, 391
Highwaymen, 38
Hiring spare money, 244
Historians, 321, 328
Hoarding, 129-31
Hobbies, 77
Hogarth, 141

Page 570

Hohenzollern family, the, 64
Holidays, 59, 79, 167
Holland, 431
Holy Ghost, the, 12, 441
Home, 77
Home Office, 353
Home Rule Question, the, 371
Homer, 414
Hood, Thomas, 201
Horace, 414, 421
Horses, 335;
old, 188
Hospitals, 434, 461;
cottage, 65
Hotel manageresses, 404
Hotels, 33, 61, 77, 145, 149, 167
Hours of labor, 82, 206
House of Commons, the, 5, 106, 285, 344, 347, 348, 349, 350, 351, 352,
353, 354, 359, 370, 434;
Labor members of, 352;
a proletarian, 359
House of Lords, the, 372, 434, 451
Housekeepers, 74
Housekeeping, 24, 176, 196;
national, 49, 285
Housekeeping money, 211
Housemaids, 167, 219, 324, 386, 446
Houses, scarcity of, 86

Page 571

Houses of Parliament, the, 254, 314;
out of date, 354
How long will it take?, 391-3
How much is enough?, 41-9
How the War was paid for, 289-94
How wealth accumulates and men decay, 161-4
Human nature, 155, 160
Human society like a glacier, 308
Human stock, improvement of, 343
Hungry, the, 131, 132, 133, 167, 172
Husbandmen, 124
Husbands, 25;
and wives, 408
Hyndman, Henry Mayers, 186, 218, 469

Ibsen, Henrik, 408, 440, 470
Idealists, 345
Idiots, 172, 195
Idle rich, the, 59-62, 145, 399
Idleness, 46, 403
Idlers, 84, 105, 399, 400
Idling, 58, 399
Idolatry, 203
Ignorance, 162;
about Socialism, 345
Illegitimate children, 200, 410
Illinois, State of, 410
Immigrants, 398, 436

Page 572

Immigration, restricted, 194
Imperialism, 152, 443, 447
Imperialist morality, 359, 360
Imperialists, 346, 444
Inability to govern, our, 318
Incentive, 72
Income, family, 321
Income tax, 114;
and super tax and estate duties other names for confiscation, 284;
and death duties and supertax, 290;
evasion of, 32;
rates a form of, 117
Increasing return, law of, 91
Independent candidates, 350
Independent Labor Party, foundation of the, 221
Independent voters, 350, 382
India, 152, 313, 355, 407, 440
Indians, the, 367
Industrial employees, 324
Industrial employers, 285
Industrial male workers, the ordinary, 324
Industrial organizers, 332
Industrial and Provident Societies Act, 300
Industrial Revolution, the, 137-40, 182
Industrial Unions, 355, 356
Industries, the big, 386;
competitive entry of the Government into, 271
Industry, the dye, 388

Page 573

Inequality of income, 418
Inevitability of gradualness, the, 377
Infallibility, necessary dogma of, 3
Infant mortality, 45, 66, 88, 90, 410
Infant schools, 428
Infidels, 444
Inflation, 130, 256, 257, 270
Inflationists, 346
Ingoldsby Legends, The, 239
Inheritance, 165, 166
Inhibition complex, 330
Innkeepers, 387
Inoculations, 433;
dangerous, 398;
pathogenic, 399, 432
Inquisition, the, 434;
water torture of, 415
Insurance, National, 375
Insurance premiums, 254
Insurance stamps, 1
Interest, 178, 182;
positive and negative, 232;
exorbitant rates to the poor, 234
International, the Third, 385, 441, 442
International Anarchism, the present, 450
International institutions, 157
Internationalism, 140
Invalids, 172

Page 574

Invention, 131;
inventions and inventors, 138;
inventions, 180;
inventors, 310, 312
Investing capital, 292
Investment and enterprise, 131-3
Ireland, 124, 144, 193, 194, 371, 372, 379
Ireland scholars, 429
Irish Free State, 159, 371
Irish Home Rule, 371
Irish ladies in the workhouse, 20
Irish Nationalist Party, the old, 350
Irish peers, 184
Ironmasters, 400
Ironmongers, 400
Islam, 432
Isle of Wight, 106
Israelites, the, 392, 410
Italian nation, the, 348
Italy, 152, 154, 310, 318, 329, 337, 347, 372, 453

Jacobins, 444
James I, King, 403
James II, King, 321, 370, 426
James, Saint, 433
Japan, 194, 402
Jehovah, 367
Jenner, Edward, 433

Page 575

Jericho, 392
Jesuits, the, 368
Jesus. See Christ
Jevons, Stanley, 465, 467, 468
Jews, the, 329, 361, 369, 433, 435, 438
Joan of Arc, 54
Jobbing dressmakers, 84
John, King, 442
Johnson, Samuel, 167, 458
Joiners, 21, 205, 356
Joint stock companies, 178, 180, 209, 235, 240, 276, 309
Joshua, 38
Journalists, 64, 78, 95, 203, 239, 321
Judas Iscariot, 203
Judges, 28, 29, 35, 69, 70, 340
Judgment, Day of, 89
Judgment, the Last, 437
Juries, trial by, 56
Jurors, 339
Jury duties, 395
Jurymen, 316
Jutland, battle of, 326

Kaiser, the ex-, 64, 153, 317, 452
Kantian test, the, 227, 357
Kapital, Das, 441, 442, 443
Keynes, Maynard, 467

Page 576

Kilkenny cats, 29, 381
King, the, 36, 37, 38, 100, 184, 314, 349, 351, 352, 353, 372, 404, 427,
435;
his Speech, 208
King Alfonso, 318, 371, 379
King Alfred, 40, 309
King Charles I, 321, 345, 371, 405
King Charles II, 305, 329, 345
King George IV, 309
King George V, 254, 309
King Henry II, 430, 442
King Henry IV, 166
King Henry VIII, 130, 253, 254
King James I, 403
King James II, 321, 370, 426
King John, 442
King Lear, 47
King Louis XIV, 350
King Philip II of Spain, 442
King William III, 321, 350, 352, 426
King William IV, 215
Kings, 315, 379;
Israelitish, 361
Kingsley, Charles, 94
Knights of the Shires, 316
Knox, John, 431
Kruger, President, 431

Page 577

Krupp’s, 181
Kyle of Tongue, the, 283

Labor, capitalized, 225;
costly materials and equipment for, 87;
curse of, 80, 82;
market value of, 194;
of women and girls, 196-204, 212;
party of, 218
Labor Chancellor, 286
Labor Government, 344;
of 1923, 221
Labor House of Commons, 358
Labor leaders, 373, 442
Labor markets, the, 186-96, 199
Labor members, 217
Labor Opposition, 344
Labor Party, the, 40, 95, 103, 286, 289, 291, 305, 349, 355, 390, 454;
establishment of, 220;
a political federation of Trade Unions and Socialist Societies, 221;
rapid growth of, 344,
danger of splits in, 345;
Socialists in, 358;
the present, 379
Labor-saving appliances, 78
Labor-saving contrivances, 39, 48
Labor-saving machinery, 139
Laboratory work, 74
Laborers, 69, 93, 356
Laborists, the, 446

Page 578

Ladies, attractive, 331;
English, 95;
our sort of, 358;
real, 400
Ladies’ maids, 42, 145, 146, 333
Lahore, Government College of, 355
Laisser-faire, 38-41, 103
Laisser-faire doctrinaires, 347
Lancashire, 216
Land, nationalization of, 112
Land Purchase Acts, 124
Land values, 123
Landlords, 457, 461;
and capitalists, 358;
and raised rents, 299, 300;
Irish, 344;
powers of, 38, 102, 124-5
Langland, 5
Lassalle, Ferdinand, 41
Latimer, Hugh, 5
Latin, literary, 414, 415
Latin stock, 310
Latin verses, 422
Latter Day Saints, the, 381, 407
Laud, Archbishop, 374, 430, 431, 439
Laundresses, 145
Laundries, 73
Law, the Courts of, 56-9, 64;

Page 579

Criminal, 57;
Mosaic, 5
Law of Diminishing Return, the, 91
Law of Increasing Return, the, 91
Laws, oppressive and unjust, 399
Lawyers, 22, 23, 54, 57, 105, 124, 169, 173, 176, 194, 202, 203, 370,
456, 459, 461
Laziness, mental, 335
League of Nations, the. See Nations
Lear, King, 47
Learned men, 36
Learning, 30, 31, 39
Legislation, Socialistic, 384
Leicester, 317
Leisure, 10, 77, 82, 320;
distribution of, 162, 325
Lenin, 298, 337, 379, 442, 443, 469
Letters, anonymous, 421;
snowball, 137
Leverhulme, Lord, 307
Levies on capital are raids on private property, 296
Lewis, George Cornewall, 81
Liberal impulse, the, 271
Liberal Party, the, 95, 184;
working class members of, 217;
wiped out, 222
Liberalism, 447;
revolutionary traditions of, 276

Page 580

Liberals, the, 93, 216, 217, 218, 220, 344, 445
Liberty, the desire for, 322;
the fear of, 324;
unfair distribution of, 325;
natural limit to, 319-30;
and Socialism, 393-406
Liberty of conscience, comparative, 329
Libraries, 309
Lies, 64, 363, 364
Lieutenants, 357
Lighthouses, 105, 134, 137;
and lightships, 76
Limitations of Capitalism, 133-7
Lisbon, 192
Lister, Joseph, 433
Literary property, 104
Literature, 30, 48, 157, 420;
treasures of, 421
Little Englanders, 158, 346
Liveries, 75-6
Liverpool, 106
Lloyd George, David, 218
Loan Stock, 301
Local Government, 352
Local Government inspectors, 394
Lock-outs, 206, 356
Logic of Political Economy, DeQuincey’s, 445

Page 581

London, 32, 58, 59, 64, 106, 123, 124, 125, 139, 152, 183, 262, 274, 277,
280, 281, 302, 309, 399, 403, 421, 432, 433, 469;
overpopulation of, 92;
Socialist movement in, 219
London citizen, the, 421
London Midland and Scottish Railway, 268
Long Parliament, the, 345
Looting by ladies, 151
Low Church Protestants, 346
Loyalty, 159
Luddites (machine wreckers), 212
Lumbermen, 21
Lunatic asylums, 33
Luther, Martin, 441
Luxury trades, 288, 370

Macaulay, T. B., 466
MacDonald, James Ramsay, 221, 222, 317
Machine guns, 380
Machinery, 138-9;
displaces labor, 192
Machinery wrecking, 212
Machines, 402
Madeira, 34
Magee, Bishop, 142
Magistrates, 416
Magna Carta, 308, 320
Mahomet, 89, 380, 423, 431, 432, 433, 441

Page 582

Mahometans, 438
Majors, 357
Malaya, 235
Male prostitution, 203
Mallock, William Hurrell, 331
Malverns, the, 146
Mammon, 185, 215
Man, 361
Man Question, the, 176
Management, 171;
routine, 184;
scientific, 170, 191
Managerial ability, 67, 181
Managers, 176
Manchester, 146
Manchester School, the, 101, 190, 195, 445
Manchester and Sheffield Outrages, 207
Manchu ladies, 406
Manifestoes, Communist, 384
Manners, 30, 43, 145, 205, 418
Mansion House funds, 280
Manual labor, 183
Manufacture of pins, the, 161
Manufactured pleasures, 46
Manufacturers, 173
Manufacturing towns, overcrowded slums of, 215, 216
Marbot, General, 335

Page 583

Marco Polo, 343;
travels of, 424
Markets, the struggle for, 150-53
Marks, paper, 255
Marriage, 25, 176;
English, Scottish, and Irish, 407
Marriage and the State, 409
Marriages, unsuitable, 55
Married Men’s Rights agitation, 329
Married women, 77
Married Women’s Property Acts, 26, 197, 210, 321
Mars, 253
Martyrs, 172
Marx, Karl, 94, 183, 184, 185, 189, 217, 218, 285, 376, 385, 441, 442,
443, 459, 465, 466, 467, 468, 469, 470
Marxian class-consciousness, 220
Marxism, 439, 441, 443
Marxist Bible, the, 442
Marxist Church, the, 442
Marxist Communists, 373
Marxist fanatics, 441, 443
Marxists, 318, 443
Marx’s slogan, 183, 184
Mary Queen of Scots, 311
Mary Tudor, Queen, 426, 430
Masons, 205, 224, 356
Master of the Mint, 274

Page 584

Match girls, 448
Materialists, the, 436
Mathematicians, 16, 310, 341
Mating, 54
Matrons, 335
Maurice, Frederick Denison, 94
Mayfair, 83
Means of production, 218
Medieval robber barons, 417
Medical research, 437
Medical schools, 416
Mediterranean, annexations of the African coast, 153
Members of Parliament, 69, 461;
payment of, 60
Men of science, 320
Mental “defectives”, 436
Mental work, unremunerative, 169
Mephistopheles, 300
Merchant princes, 178
Merchants, 21, 173;
gold, 259;
coal, 29
Merit, promotion by, 70;
and money, 70-71
Messiah, political, 318
Metaphysics, 363, 423
Methodist schools, 360

Page 585

Methodists, 215
Middle class, the, 172, 181
Middle class manners, 418
Middle station in life, the, 168-76, 182
Middlemen, 334
Midgets, 331
Military officers, 74
Military rank, 74
Military service, 31, 50, 166, 324, 449;
compulsory, 411, 428;
righteousness of, 357
Mill, John Stuart, 212, 219, 220, 467
Mill hands, 145
Millennium, the, 423
Millers, oldtime, 138
Millionaires, 37, 160, 192;
commercial, 332
Mines, the, 150, 231, 278, 386, 387;
nationalization of, 266, 274, 297, 383, 386, 388
Miners, 205, 219, 313, 446, 447;
and mine owners, 322;
grievances of, 109
Mining, 76
Ministry of Health, 282, 303
Mint, the, 253, 264;
nationalization of, 265;
Royal, 274
Misdeeds of the landed gentry, 214, 215

Page 586

Miseries of the rich, 45
Missionaries, 143, 151, 310
Modern conscience, the, 423
Modern domestic machinery, 320
Modern examination-passing classes, 414
Modern garden cities and suburbs, 300
Modern Italian and Spanish coups d’état, 345
Modern living, the art of, 422
Modern psychological research, 416
Modern psychology, 424
Modern toleration a myth, 368, 369
Modern war, 175
Monarchs, 23, 35, 36
Money, 9, 41, 53, 130, 251-63;
congested, 280;
Martian, 253;
spare, 232, 233, 465;
measure of value, 252;
a tool for buying and selling, 252;
and merit, 70-71.
See Capital, 100
Money lenders, 266
Money market, the, 231-9, 240, 276, 316;
fluctuation of, 231
Monogamy, 411
Monopoly, woman’s natural, 176
Monsters, 332
Monte Carlo, 45, 148, 236, 243

Page 587

Morality by Act of Parliament, 191
Morals, 31, 39
Moratorium, 156
More, Sir Thomas, 5, 94
Mormon theocracy, 431
Mormon women, 411
Mormonism, 443
Mormons, the, 410, 432
Morning Post, the, 287
Morocco, 152
Morris, William, 5, 139, 162, 186, 218, 219, 371, 458;
his News from Nowhere, 469
Morris wallpapers, 393, 394
Mortality, excessive, 90;
infant, 45, 66, 88, 90, 410
Mosaic Law, 5
Moscow, 282
Moscow Soviet, the, 391
Moses, 4, 32, 392, 423, 431, 461
Moslems, 367
Mother, the author’s, 104
Mothers, 3;
soldiers’, 155-6;
widowed, 349;
and wives, 25, 176
Motion, 314;
uncontrolled, 315
Motor bus companies, sham, 238

Page 588

Motor cars, 9, 33, 47, 50, 51, 75, 262, 375, 401, 402
Motor charabancs, 164, 165, 312
Motorists, 397
Mount, Sermon on the, 42, 93, 442
Mozart, W. A., 339, 414
Multiple shops, 175, 177
Multiplication table, the, 420, 424
Municipal banks on the Birmingham model, 272
Municipal building always insolvent, 273
Municipal committees, 352
Municipal debt, 117
Municipal electric lighting, 121
Municipal exploitation, 113
Municipal service, 384
Municipal trading, 106, 121
Municipalization, 390
Muscovite Marxist Church, the, 446
Museum, the British, 16
Music, school-taught, 414
Mussolini, Benito, 251, 318, 337, 345, 348, 371, 372, 379, 380
Nakedness, 95
Napoleon, 54, 69, 251, 318, 327, 328, 335, 339, 379, 380
Napoleon III, 345, 379
National Debt, the, 114, 115, 117, 295, 402;
cancellation of, 291;
increase of, 289
National Debt redemption levies, 294-7

Page 589

National electrification scheme, 386
National factories, 116
National Gallery, the, 16, 17, 280
National housekeeping, 49, 285
National Union of Railway Workers, 356
Nationalists, 94
Nationalization, 298, 383, 384, 390;
of banking, 35, 140, 181, 264-8, 386;
must be prepared and compensated, 283;
theoretically sound, 274;
of land, 112;
examples of, 105-11
Nationalized banks, 271
Nations, League of, 156, 157;
the present, 450
Natural limit to liberty, 319-30
Natural Selectionists, Darwinian, 436
Nature, 3, 9, 21, 55, 59, 67, 80, 84, 90, 91, 164, 176, 311, 320, 321, 322,
402;
cruelty of, 437;
hand of, 334;
human, 155, 160;
the supreme tyrant, 319;
tyranny of, 80-83;
voice of, 54
Navigators, 422
Navvies, 80, 87, 283, 400, 401
Navy captains, 70, 340
Need for play, the, 164
Needle manufacturers, 258

Page 590

Negro slavery, 75, 188
Nell Gwynne, 203
Nelson, Horatio, 337, 339
Neuters, 176
Neva, the, 282
New Capitalist method, the, 388
New churches and secular governments, 434
New companies, insecurity of, 238
New pauperism, 444
New River Water Company, 403
New Testament, the, 28, 361, 443
New York, 243, 309
Newspaper Articles, 65
Newspapers, 3, 11, 14, 49, 64, 71, 100, 105, 144, 164, 203, 206, 208,
218, 310, 316, 373, 415, 421, 443, 446;
respectable English, 407
Newton, Isaac, 170, 343, 414, 428
Nicene Creed, the, 426
Night cafés, 191
Night clubs, 50
Nightingale, Florence, 61, 398
Nightingales, two-headed, 332
Nineteenth century revolution of 1832, the, 370
Nineveh, 372
Nitrogen, supply of, 86
Nobel, Alfred, 332
Noblemen, old-fashioned, 309

Page 591

Non-commissioned officers, 74
Nonconformist Protestant ratepayers, 360
Nonconformists, 425;
persecution of, 215
Nonconformity, 425
Northern Europe, 431
Novels, 164, 421
Nuns, 404, 407;
enclosed, 4
Nurses, 3, 74, 327, 428
Nursing, 74, 326

Ocean cables, 378
Officers, 68, 357;
military, 74, 404;
non-commissioned, 74
Oil harvests, 240
Oil shops, 177
Old age pensions, 8, 119, 383
Old horses, 188
Old-fashioned parents, 175
Oligarchs, patrician, 348
Oligarchy, 30-35
Oliver Twist, 192, 413
Olivier, Sidney (Lord), 468
Opera, the, 46
Opera singers, 22, 35
Operators of calculating machines, 334

Page 592

Opium war, the, 142
Opportunists, 345;
cautious, 346
Orators, political, 321
Order of production, 50
Organizers, 310, 337, 342
Outrages, Trade Union, 207
Overcrowding, 92, 137
Overpopulation, artificial, 90
Overwork, 83
Owen, Robert, 94, 370
Oxford University, 169, 372, 418, 429

Pacific, the, 235
Pacifism, 449
Painlevé, Paul, 351
Painters, 169, 170, 224, 332, 356
Palaces, 378
Palm Beach, 148
Pampering, 52
Panem et circenses, 96
Pantheists, 436
Paper money, 130, 260
Papers, the, 156, 203, 267, 312, 399;
capitalist and anti-capitalist, 312;
capitalist, 116, 342;
the Sunday, 385;
the daily, 449;
illustrated, 66

Page 593

Paraclete, the, 441
Parasitic paradises, 148
Parasitic proletariat, revolt of the, 277-9
Parasitism, 83, 84-5
Parcel Post, C.O.D. development of, 271
Parentage, compulsory, 411;
State endowment of, 411
Parents, the author’s, 309;
and children, 134, 193, 364, 366, 408;
old-fashioned, 175;
old Roman rights of, 412;
natural and adoptive, 412;
proletarian, 392
Paris, 309
Paris Commune of 1871, the, 369
Parish Councils, 32
Parish meetings, 351
Park Lane, 276
Parks, 118, 131, 148, 166, 400
Parliament, 49, 57, 58, 60-61, 64, 213, 214, 216, 217;
in Gladstone’s time, 285;
and the Churches, 435
Parliamentary Labor Party, the, 447
Parliamentary struggle, the, 218
Parlormaids, 75, 182, 403
Parsons, 63
Partnerships, 177, 178
Party candidates, 350

Page 594

Party discipline, less rigorous now, 353
Party newspapers, 310
Party politics, 343-8, 420
Party System, the, 348-54
Party Whips, 349
Pasteur, Louis, 433
Patents, 403
Patriotism, 155
Paul, Saint, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 89, 459
Pauperization, national, 145
Pawnbrokers, 234, 250
Pax Americana, the, 450
Payment of M.P.’s, 60
Pearls, 51, 138, 202;
imitation, 50
Peasant proprietors, French, 374
Peasant proprietorship, 168
Peerages, 178
Peers, Irish, 184
Pence, Peter’s, 360
Penn, William, 54
Penny postage, 272
Penny transport, 272
Pensions, old age, 2, 8, 119, 383;
widows’, 2, 8, 201
Penzance, 272
Persecution of Russians in America, 369

Page 595

Personal liberty, the pet topic of the leisured class, 320
Personal property, 102
Personal righteousness, 95-9
Personal talent, possessors of, 331
Peru, 235
Pessimism, 91;
a by-product of capitalism, 155
Pet dogs, 18, 51, 75
Peter, Saint, 12
Peter the Great, 282
Peterborough, the Bishop of, 142
Petrograd, 282
Philanthropy, 95
Philosophers, 81, 172, 341
Philosophy, 30, 48
Phosphorus poisoning, 199
Physicians, 74, 419
Physicists, 327, 341
Physics, 423
Pickpockets, 401
Picture galleries, 309
Picture gallery attendants, 79
Piece work, 79
Piece work wages, 211
Piece worker, the, 323
Piers, 135

Page 596

Pin machines, 333
Pin makers, 333
Pin money, 161
Pin-making, 21
Pinero, Sir Arthur, 202
Pins, manufacture of, 161
Pirate crews, 29, 335
Pirates, 457
Pisteurs. See Dancing partners
Pitt, William, 378
Plagues, 42, 297
Plato, 94, 454
Platonic rule, the, 338
Play, need for, 164
Playing, 39
Plays, 164
Pleasures, manufactured, 46
Plumbers, 356, 399
Plutocracy, 166, 431
Poincaré, Raymond, 351
Poison gas, 148, 175
Poison gas shells, 380
Police, the, 57, 147, 385, 391, 393, 395, 396, 400, 405, 412, 429
Police constables, 38
Police officers, 380, 421
Policemen, 12, 23, 37, 69, 154, 384

Page 597

Policewomen, 404
Political disciplinarians, 318
Political economy, 48, 63, 190;
bad, 50-51
Polygamy, 406, 407, 410, 411;
Solomonic, 432
Polytechnics, 182
Pooh-Bah, 419
Poor, legalized robbery of the, 395
Poor Law, the, 120;
Government administration of, 330
Poor Law Guardians, 32, 44, 192, 195, 303, 413
Poor Law officers, 394, 395
Poor Law relief, 195
Poor relations, 174
Poor white trash, 322
Pope, the, 37, 407, 442
Popes, 348, 431, 442
Poplar, 302
Poplarism, 305
Popular inventions, 320
Popularity of lavish expenditure, 66
Population, checks on, 86;
decrease in France and increase in Germany, 88;
importance of rate of increase, 88
Population question, the, 83-92, 410
Pork packers, 37
Port Sunlight, 307, 375

Page 598

Porters, 21;
ambulance, 52;
railway, 219, 421
Portsmouth, 154, 336
Positive reasons for equality, 68-70
Positivist societies, 435
Post Office, the, 106-7, 121, 264, 272, 275
Post Office Savings Bank, 128, 129
Post offices and savings banks, national, 267
Postal conventions, 157
Postal system, the, 391
Postmasters, 70
Postmaster-General, the, 121, 264, 273, 274, 275
Postmen, 23, 69, 70, 219
Postmistresses, 421
Potter, Beatrice, 220. See Webb, Beatrice
Poverty, 42-5, 72, 395;
abolition of, 398;
as a punishment, 43;
Franciscan, 41;
infectious, 42;
and pestilence, 42;
and progress, 217
Powers, the leading military, 450
Practical business men, 346
Prayer Book, revision of the, 426
Preachers, 72, 341, 410
Precedence, 37

Page 599

Pregnancy, 326
Prejudice and common sense, 426
Preliminaries to nationalization, 274-6
Preparatory schools, 417
Presence, the Real, 426
Presidents, American, 328
Presidents and patriarchs, 348
Press, the, 64. See Newspapers
Press, Church, and school, 63-5
Prices, 260
Prices and profits, 135
Priests, 407, 429, 435, 436;
power of, 430
Prima donnas, 332
Prime Minister, the average Capitalist, 308
Prime Ministers, 35, 328;
Jewish and Gentile, 435
Primo di Rivera, General, 318, 345, 380
Primogeniture, 31, 168
Prince Rupert’s Drop, 160
Prince of Wales, the, 118
Princes, merchant, 178
Prisons, 120, 243, 395
Private enterprise, 116, 131-3, 275;
proper business of, 389;
and public utility, 300
Private property, 100, 102

Page 600

Privates, 357
Prize-fighters, 28, 29
Prize-fights, 28, 96
Proclamations, royal or dictatorial, 384
Professional billiard players, 397
Professional classes, the, 169
Professional fees, 68
Professional politicians, 203
Professions open to women, 174
Professors, university, 169
Profiteers, 116, 390
Profits, 182;
not a measure of utility, 137;
and prices, 135
Progress and Poverty, Henry George’s, 217, 468
Prohibition, 120, 142, 396, 397
Proletarian dictators, 379
Proletarian leader, the typical, 452
Proletarian papers, the, 342
Proletarian parents, 392
Proletarian resistance to Capitalism, 204
Proletarian voters, 217
Proletarianism, 100
Proletarians, 205, 248, 290, 294, 302, 370
Proletariat, the, 183-6, 223, 294, 296, 302, 307, 355, 359, 441, 443, 445,
448;
parasitic and Socialist, 377;
plunder of, 278;

Page 601

and proprietariat, 223
Promiscuity, social, 418, 419
Promised Land, the, 392, 410
Promoters, 179
Promotion, 74
Property, literary, 104;
personal, 102;
private, 100;
real, 102;
secures maximum of leisure to owners, 323
Property owners, 163, 248
Proportional Representation, 454
Proprietary Trade Unionism, 447
Prostitutes, 195, 395
Prostitution, 22, 43, 199;
male, 203
Protection, 150
Protectionists from the Midlands, 346
Protestants, 68, 93, 360, 368, 369, 445
Proudhon, Joseph, 466
Pseudo-Socialism, 298
Psycho-analysis, the morbidities of, 420
Psychology, 365
Public departments, 376
Public Health Committees, 352
Public houses, 177
Public libraries, 375
Public opinion, 65, 347

Page 602

Public schools, 144, 169, 368, 417, 423, 428
Public trustee, 88
Public works, 145, 281, 282
Punch, 330
Punjab, the, 355
Purchasing power, transfer of from the rich to the Government, 278
Purdah, women in, 355
“Pussyfoot” Johnson, 396

Quack cures, 63;
remedies, 171
Quaker meetings, 329;
schools, 360
Quakers, the, 190, 435, 444
Quarrelling, domestic, 77, 82
Quartermaster-sergeants, 74
Queen, the, 385

Racehorse trainers, 146
Racing stables, 138
Radicals, 94, 444
Radio, 33
Radium, the cost of, 87
Ragpickers, 35, 76, 324, 404
Raid on Russian Arcos Officers, the, 223
Railroadmaster-General, wanted a, 275
Railway, the Great Western, 272
Railway, the London, Midland and Scottish, 268

Page 603

Railway accidents, 65
Railway Board, wanted a, 275
Railway chairmen, 389
Railway guards, 73
Railway porters, 219, 421
Railway signalmen, 315
Railway travelling, 65
Railway workers, 457
Railwaymen, 446
Railways, 33, 133, 150, 231, 278, 313, 375, 383, 389, 401, 402;
State, 275
Rank, military, 74
“Rat-houses” (non-union), 306
Rate collectors, 14
Ratepayers, 303;
exploited by workers, 302
Rates, 117-22;
and taxes, 17, 111
Reactionaries, 444
Real property, 102
Reason, goddess of, 365
Recognition of Trade Unions, 210
Red Cross, the, 156
Red flag, the, 140, 376
Red Indian morals, 62
Red Russian scare, the, 222
Redistribution of income, 114

Page 604

Reform Bill of 1832, the, 214, 215, 216, 378, 452
Reformation, the, 431, 461
Reforms, disguised, 299;
popular, 299
Registrar, the civil, 436
Registrar-General, the, 303
Relations, poor, 174
Religion, 30, 48, 388;
male and female, 440
Religious dissensions, 359-70
Religious instruction hour, 361
Rent, 111, 122-6, 178, 182;
the meaning of, 341
Rent of ability, 331-43;
called profit, 341
Republic, the Communist, 374
Republican Governments, 254
Republicans, 75, 345, 444
Research, scientific, 388
Rest cures, 59
Restaurants, 202
Resting, 77, 82
Restricting output, 208
Resumption of land by the Crown, 102, 123
Retail trade less respectable than wholesale, 184
Retail traders, 37
Retail trades, 177

Page 605

Revolt of the parasitic proletariat, 277-9
Revolution, 283;
the industrial, 137-40, 182;
the Russian, 35, 374, 376, 407, 441
Revolutionists, 147
Revolutions, 63, 134, 370-79
Rhodes, Cecil, 332, 446
Rhodesia, 313
Ricardo, David, 465, 467, 468
Rich, the idle, 59-62, 145, 399;
miseries of the, 45;
the new, 270;
the old, now called the New Poor, 270
Rich women, 56, 95
Righteousness, personal, 95
Rioters, 395
Riveters, 224
Riviera, the, 202, 287
Roads, 391;
metalled, 401
Roadways, 402
Roaming, 39
Roberts of Kandahar, 144
Robespierre, Maximilien, 365
Robinson Crusoe, 21, 85, 182
Rockefeller, John Davidson, 36
Rockefeller charities, 160
Rogues, 300

Page 606

Roi Soleil, le, 350
Roman Catholic schools, 360
Roman Catholicism, 15
Roman Catholics, 329, 360, 361, 369, 407, 431, 445
Roman Empire, 148, 314
Rome, 314, 368;
ancient, 96, 147, 148;
Church of, 431, 433, 434, 442
Roulette table, the, 239, 243
Rousseau, Jean Jacques, 170
Routine, 181
Routine management, 184
Routine work, 327
Royal Academy of Arts, the, 170
Royal Family, the, 68, 426
Rubber harvests, 240
Ruined shopkeepers, 177
Ruins of empires, 146
Runaway car of Capitalism, the, 314-19
Ruskin, John, 5, 61, 162, 459, 466, 467;
his Ethics of the Dust, 425, 469;
Fors Clavigera, 469
Russia, 34, 35, 66, 153, 287, 318, 373, 374, 375, 401, 406, 409, 439, 442,
453, 459;
dictatorship in, 347
Russian Archbishop, the, 439
Russian Capitalist civilization, 376
Russian Communist, the, 369

Page 607

Russian Government, the, 255, 256, 368, 369, 376, 439
Russian International Church, the, 442
Russian landlords, 270
Russian peasants, 374, 375;
people, 376, 383
Russian Revolution, the, 35, 374, 376, 407, 441
Russian Revolutionaries, 14
Russian Soviet, the, 284, 287, 376, 383, 390, 406, 407, 439, 442
Russian State, the, 375
Russian subscription to Strike funds, 223
Russian word Bolshevik, the, 444
Russians, the, 100, 257

Sables, 341
Sadists, 415, 416
Safety valves, 279-84
Sailors, 21, 68, 77, 310
Saint Augustine, 92, 93, 441
Saint Francis, 54, 219
Saint Helena, the island of, 328
Saint Joan, 54
Saint Paul, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 89, 459
Saint Peter, 12
Saint Simon, the speculations of, 94
Saints, 172, 341
Salt Lake City, the Latter Day Saints of, 407
Samaritans, Good, 96

Page 608

San Francisco, 106
Sanitary inspectors, public, 426
Sapphira, 12
Saving, the fallacy of, 6-7, 129
Savings banks, 128, 267, 444
Savings certificates, 128, 129, 444
Savior, the, 5, 463
Saviors, 96
Sawgrinders, 207
Sawyers, 21
Scabs, 207
Scarecrows, boy, 23
Scavengers, 35, 327, 342
Scent, 50
Schadenfreude, 66
Schiller, 346
Scholarships, 67, 173, 182
School, Church, and Press, 63-5
School attendance, compulsory, 349
School attendance visitors, 394, 395, 412
School teaching, 65
Schoolchildren, 368
Schoolmasters, 63, 169
Schoolmistresses, 3, 27, 36, 129, 335
Schools, 31, 33, 49, 63, 64, 145, 173, 324, 420;
like Bastilles, 413;
like prisons or child-farms, 413;

Page 609

public, 144, 169, 368, 417, 423, 428;
village, 63, 399;
secondary, 166, 169;
State, 360;
elementary, 169, 182;
preparatory, 417;
infant, 428
Science, 30, 31, 39, 48, 157, 420, 461;
and State compulsion, 436;
power of, 437;
professors of, 436
Scientific management, 170, 191
Scotland, 32, 51, 124, 144, 159, 431;
shooting lodges in, 251
Scotland Yard, 274
Scriveners, 225, 328
Sculleries, 76
Scullerymaids, 35, 324
Sculptors, 169
Sea captains, 422
Second-rate work, 73, 398
Secondary schools, 166, 169
Secretaries of State, 352
Self-government in Egypt, 159
Selfridge’s, 177
Selkirk, Alexander, 328
Sempstresses, 22, 258
Sending capital out of the country, 140-44
Sentries, 426

Page 610

Separatist sects, 329, 345
Serajevo murder, the, 160
Serbia, 153, 160
Serfdom, 10
Serfs, 341
Sergeants, 335, 357
Sermon on the Mount, the, 42, 93, 442
Servants, 23, 42, 47, 48, 118-19, 149, 204, 210, 370, 372, 458;
domestic, 65, 73, 75, 78, 83-4, 95, 323, 324
Service, domestic, 24, 73, 175, 215, 324
Service, military, 31, 50, 166, 324, 449;
compulsory, 411, 428;
righteousness of, 357
Service flats, 61
Services, international and national, 378
Seven ways of distribution, 19
Seventeenth-century revolutions, 370
Severn, the, 282
Sewermen, 76
Sex, 89
Sextons, 93
Shaftesbury, Lord, 189, 190, 215
Shakespear, William, 42, 403, 428, 458
Sham Socialism, 299-308
Shareholders, 235
Shares, buying and selling, 240, 241;
imaginary, 241;
preference and ordinary, 235

Page 611

Shaw, Bernard, 97, 470
Sheep runs, 124
Sheffield, 146, 207
Sheffield sawgrinders, 207
Shelley, Percy Bysshe, 5, 317, 373, 424, 428
Shifting centres of empires, 152
Ship captains, 37
Shipyards, 378
Shoes, high-heeled, 50, 406
Shooting boxes, 51
Shop assistants, 78, 145, 163, 177, 334, 397, 446
Shop Hours Act, 191
Shopkeepers, 29, 176, 334, 387, 421
Shopkeeping, 175
Shopmen, 203
Shopping, 105-11, 175
Shops, bucket, 242;
multiple, 175, 177
Shorthand typists, 334
Showrooms, 202
Siamese twins, 331
Silk stockings, 18, 99
Simple, Sloth, and Presumption, Bunyan’s, 318
Singers, two-headed, 331
Single taxers, 126, 127
Sirdar, the, 222

Page 612

Sisters, the Tudor, 368
Skyscrapers, 139
Slaters, 356
Slave trade, the, 143
Slavedrivers, 338
Slavery, 10, 64
Slogan, Marx’s, 183, 184
Sloggers, 208
Slumps, 206, 282
Slum towns, demolition of, 281
Slum userers, 135
Slums, 34, 118, 126, 137, 145, 148, 149, 215, 243, 281, 301, 307, 378,
399
Smallpox epidemics, 189
Smith, Adam, 161, 162, 459
Smith, Joseph, 410, 411, 431, 432, 441
Smithies, village, 386
Smoke, 76
Smoke abatement, 145
Smuggling, 142;
of drugs, 396
Snobbery, 47, 175, 184
Snowball letters, 137
Soap kings, 170
Social changes, 39
Social creed, the, 427
Socialism, 10;

Page 613

alarmist idea of, 299;
and children, 412-29;
and liberty, 393-406;
and marriage, 406-12;
and superior brains, 331;
and the Churches, 429-43;
as a religion, 441
books on, 1;
Catholic rather than democratic, 348;
constitutional, 94
constructive political machinery of, 298;
diagnostic of, 92-4;
dread of, 393;
emotional, 189;
establishment of, 344;
fancy, 94;
first and last commandment of, 97;
genuine and sham, 308;
idealist, 219;
matter of law, not personal righteousness, 98;
new, 392;
not charity, 95-6;
object of, 297;
secular, 443;
series of Parliamentary measures, 220;
unskilled, 283;
utopian and theocratic, 94
Socialist societies, 186, 217, 218
Socialist State and the child, the, 424
Socialists, 220, 444, 446;
a mixed lot, 93;
and Trade Unionists, Cabinet of, 221;
deprecate bloodshed, 377;
joining the, 92;
who are not Socialists, 345

Page 614

Society of Friends, the, 435
S.P.C.C., the, 362;
records of, 412
Sociologists, 341
Socrates, 54, 453
Soldiering, not advisable for women, 175
Soldiers, 23, 68, 69, 74, 88, 116, 203, 289, 310, 324, 338, 357, 390, 395,
398, 399, 405, 411, 433, 436, 446, 449, 450;
demobilized, 147
Soldiers’ mothers, 155, 156
Soldiers’ wives, 156
Solent, the, 106
Solicitors, 46, 131, 166, 179, 250, 357, 458, 459, 461
Solomon, 346
Solomonic polygamy, 432
Solon, 461
Sonata, the Pathetic, 414
Song of the Shirt, 201, 309
Soot, 76
Sorcerer’s Apprentice, The, 157-61
Sorceresses, 429
Soul, the, 363, 364
South Africa, 399
South African War, the, 347
South America, 34, 144, 377, 437
South American Revolutions, 370
South Carolina, the State of, 189, 407

Page 615

South of England, the, 372
South Sea Islands, 9, 319
Southampton, 106
Soviet, the Russian, 284, 287, 376, 383, 390, 406, 407, 439, 442
Soviet legislators, the, 406
Soviets, 254, 315, 348
Spain, 149, 152, 318, 371, 372, 430, 453;
dictatorship in, 347
Spare food, 131, 132, 133
Spare money. See Capital, and Capitalism
Spartacus, 369
Spartan routine of the old rich, 60
Speculation, 236, 239-43
Speech, 172, 173
Spencer, Herbert, 83, 335
Spencer, Robert, 350. See Sunderland, Earl of
Spinoza, 169
Sport, 31, 82
Sports, 59, 77
Squeers, Mr, 429
Stage, the, 202, 205
Standard wages, 68
Star Chamber, the, 431, 434
Stars and Stripes, the, 159
Starvation wages, 198
State Capitalism, 298

Page 616

State interference, 103;
with Church teaching, 437, 438
State railways, 275
State schools, 360
Statesmen, 190
Stationmasters, 421
Steamships, 133, 378
Steel smelters, 79, 146, 205
Stenographers. See Typists
Stewardesses, 145
Stock Exchange, the, 236, 237, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 248, 251, 277
Stockbreeding, 53
Stockbrokers, 46, 55, 131, 236, 237, 250
Stockjobbers, 236, 237
Stonehenge, 439
Strawberries, January, 50
Strike, the General, 448, 449, 450
Strikes, 68, 206, 302, 303, 355, 356;
Socialist remedies for, 356
Strindberg, August, 470
Struggle between Capitalist and Labor Parties in Parliament, 286
Stupid women, 23
Subalterns, 37
Subsidies, exploitations of the taxpayer by bankrupt Capitalism, 305
Subsidies and doles demoralizing, 303, 304
Subsidized private enterprise, 386-91
Subsistence wage, 195

Page 617

Sudan, the, 152
Suez Canal, the, 152, 153, 285
Suffragettes, 318, 321
Suffragists, 318
Summer schools, 419
Sunday clothes, 156
Sunday golf, 329
Sunday Observance Acts, 322
Sunday school teachers, 369
Sunderland, the Earl of, 350, 352
Supernationalism, 450
Supertax, 114, 284
Supply and demand, 248
Surgeons, 22, 48, 74, 170, 342, 422, 432
Surgical baronets, 332
Surveyors, 422
Suttee, 427
Sweating, 190
Sweating of one industry by another, 197
Sweden, 448
Swift, Dean, 62, 458
Swindlers, 395
Switzerland, 431
Syndicalism, 447
Syndicalists, 94, 444

Tailors, 357

Page 618

Talent, exploitation of, 333
Tanners, 356
Tax collectors, 224, 227, 229, 250, 277
Tax on credit, resultant chaos from, 250
Taxation, 134;
of unearned incomes, 112;
of capital as a means of nationalizing without compensating, 277
Taxes, 111-17
Tea, 157
Teachers, 35, 36, 72, 334, 341, 361, 412, 416, 420, 421, 428, 457;
State, 424
Teaching, 415, 424;
coercive, 414;
corrupt, 64
Teetotallers, 15, 68, 93, 397
Telegrams, 136
Telegraph rates, 136
Telephone messages, 136
Telephone operators, 76
Telephone and telegraph services, III, 121
Telephones, 33, 47, 105, 121, 312, 345
Telephoning, 175
Ten Commandments, the, 97, 308, 384
Tenements, 397
Thackeray, William Makepeace, 469
Theatre, the art of the, 428
Theatres, 428
Theocracy, 431, 435, 443

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Theosophist schools, 360
Thibet, 310
Thieves, 395
Third-class travel, 419
Thirty-nine Articles, the, 425, 441, 445
Thompson, Big Bill, 159
Three R’s, the, 361, 421
Thrift, 128
Thucydides, 297
Thugs, the, 440
Thurso, 272
Tides, the, 76
Tied houses, 177
Time wages, 22, 211
Tinville, Fouquier, 378
Titles, 74
Toasters, electric, 139
Tobacconists, 177
Tokio, 156
Toll bridges, 262
Tolstoy, Leo, 335, 468
Tono-Bungay, 171
Toots, Mr, 414
Tories, 103, 350, 444, 446;
and Whigs, 218
Torquemada, Thomas de, 369, 430

Page 620

Tourists, American, 314
Tower of Babel, the, 445
Trade, the. See Drink
Trade Union Capitalism, 204-13
Trade Union secretaries, 451
Trade Unionism, 186, 387, 448, 462;
weakness of, 213;
aristocracy of, 308;
first really scientific history of, 220;
a contradiction of Socialism, 355
Trade Unionist Government, 224
Trade Unionists, 446;
number of, 209;
and Socialists, Cabinet of, 221
Trade Unions, 40, 204, 223, 305, 346, 355, 358, 375, 387, 462;
Capitalist, 225
Trades Facilities Acts, 313
Tradesmen, 46, 70, 370, 372, 457, 458
Trading stations, 151
Trains, 401
Tramps, 44, 48, 98, 195, 219, 322, 395
Tramways, 402;
horse, 188
Transport services, 383
Transport Workers’ Union, 356
Trappists, 62
Treasuries, 353
Treasury, the, 274, 280, 281, 282, 305, 390

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Treasury notes, 251, 252, 254, 256, 257, 258, 265
Treaties, 157
Tripoli, 152
Trollope, Anthony, 469
Troops, 370
Trotsky, Leo, 376
Trustee, the Public, 88
Trusts, 109, 178, 179, 209, 386
Tsar, the, 373, 374, 439
Tsardom, the, 376;
collapse of, 257
Tsars, marriage under the, 406
Tunisia, 152
Turgot, 459
Turkey, 154
Turnpike roads, 131-2, 262
Turnpikes, 14
Twain, Mark, 392
Twist, Oliver, 192, 413
Two-headed nightingales, 332
Typhus epidemics, 189
Typists, 74, 176, 182, 328, 397
Tyranny, of nature, 80-83;
pseudo-scientific, 398;
social, 405
Tyrants, 444

Ugly children, 55

Page 622

Ulster, 159
Uncles in Australia, 67
Undertakers, 52
Unearned incomes, 112
Unemployment, 97, 144, 195
Unemployment insurance, 205
Unemployment insurance officers, 394 395
Unhappiness incurable by money, 41
Union Congresses, the, 451
Union Jack, the, 140, 159, 447
Union of Mathematical Instrument Makers, 417
Union of Soviet Republics, 369
Unionists, the, 371
Unitarian schools, 360
United States, the, 292, 431, 432. See America
United States Government, the, 396
Universities, the, 31, 145, 174, 182, 309, 417, 428. See Oxford and
Cambridge
University extension lectures, 456
University professors, 169;
manners, 418;
snobs, 418;
students, 417
Unladylike activities, 174
Unmarried daughter and younger son class, the genteel disendowed, 415
Unmarried daughters, 176
Unpaid magistrates, 166

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Unproductive labor, 85
Unsuitable marriages, 55
Unwillingness to be governed, our, 318
Upholsterers, 21
Urdu, 355
Utopias, 140, 453

Vaccination, compulsory, 398
Vaccination officers, 394
Vaccinia, generalized, 398
Vacuum cleaners, 39, 386
Valets, 339, 357
Value of Greek, 28;
of men and women, 194;
of souls, 29
Vegetarianism, 438
Venereal disease, 43, 54, 200
Vermin, 75
Vesuvius, 302
Victoria, Queen, 2, 47, 71, 180, 215, 221, 304, 428
Victorian employers, 199;
ladies, 319;
parents, 428;
point of view, 287;
women, 324
Village blacksmiths, 168;
carpenters, 167;
schools, 63, 399
Villagers, 421

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Villages, 167;
American, 217
Virgil, 414
Virtue, female, 199
Vivisectors, 460
Voice of Nature, the, 54
Voluntary work, 82
Volunteer armies, 428
Voltaire, 364, 365, 366, 431, 454
Voter, the female, 453
Votes for everybody, 164
Votes for women, 321, 452, 454

Wage workers, 163, 209, 213, 219, 220, 221, 281, 285
Wages, 178, 182;
standard, 68;
of sin, 200;
wives’, 197;
time and piecework, 211
Wages Boards, 224
Wagner, Richard, 414
Waiters, 149
Waitresses, 145, 403, 448
Wall Street, 243
Wallas, Graham, 468
War, 270, 289;
modern, 175;
the late (1914-1918), 147, 153, 160, 230, 251, 268, 287, 293, 304, 347,
369, 376, 388, 390, 402, 450;

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the South African, 347;
General Strike against, 449, 450
War Debt, 295;
to America, 296;
domestic, 296
War Loan, 117, 290, 291, 294, 295
War Loan interest, 277, 296
War Loan register, 250
War Loan Stock, 290, 291
War Office, the, 32, 274, 353
War taxation, 114-15
Wardresses, 335
Warehousemen, 210
Warwick, Countess of, 371
Washerwomen, 27
Washing, 77
Washington, George, 54
Waste of time, 81
Watch committees, 274
Water power, wasted, 144
Water wagon, the, 397
Watts, G. F., 233
Weary Willies, 72, 440
Weavers, 52, 138, 212
Weaving mills, 334
Weaving sheds, 80, 165
Webb, Sidney and Beatrice, 94, 354, 467, 468, 469;

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Sidney, 220, 377;
Beatrice, 467
Wedding presents, 18
Weeding the world, 82
Week ends, 77
Wellington, the Duke of, 317, 419;
his horse, 188
Wells, H. G., 171, 469
Wembley, 28
Wesley, John, 54
Western women, extravagances of, 427
West Indian plantations, 215
Westminster, 219, 354
Westminster Abbey, 329
Westminster Confession, the, 425
What we should buy first, 49-52, 137, 141
Whigs, the, 350;
and Tories, 218
Whips, the, 350, 353
Whist drives, 165
Whiteley’s, 177
Wholesale trade formerly more respectable than retail, 37, 184
Wholesalers, 334
Why confiscation has succeeded hitherto, 284-8
Widows’ pensions, 2, 8, 201
Wife and mother, the occupation of, 321
Wight, Isle of, 106

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William the Conqueror, 124
William III, King, 321, 350, 352, 426
William IV, King, 215
Windfalls, 67
Wireless concerts, 165, 312
Wireless sets, 39
Witchcraft, 367
Wives and mothers, 25, 176, 321
Wives’ wages, 197
Woman, 361;
The Scarlet, 360
Woman question, the, 176
Woman’s natural monopoly, 176
Women, changeable, 315;
clever, 23;
stupid, 23;
married, 77;
rich, 56, 95;
in the labor market, 196-204
Woodcutters, 87
Woodman, 21, 65
Woolbrokers, 334
Woolwich Arsenal, 116
Work, an author’s, 327;
craze for, 83;
creative, 327;
routine, 327;
first-rate, 74, 398;
second-rate, 73, 398

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Workers, 289, 387;
equal leisure for, 328;
open-air, 401;
scientific, 386;
snobbery among, 400
Workhouse, the, 44, 119, 456;
the general, 195
Workmen, 388
World War, 457
Wrecking, 151

Yahoos, 458
Younger son and unmarried daughter class, 415

Zanzibar, 314

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Perceived typographical errors have been changed.

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